JavaScript Source Code 3000: Messages: Random Jokes
Random Jokes
Ask your visitors a random joke or question from an array of questions. When they put their cursor over the question, a layer or alert message will appear with the answer. Cool!
doQuestion();
[Put your cursor on the above line to get the answer!]
JavaScript Source Code 3000: Messages: Random Jokes
Simply click inside the window below, use your cursor to highlight the script, and copy (type Control-c or Apple-c) the script into a new file in your text editor (such as Note Pad or Simple Text) and save (Control-s or Apple-s). The script is yours!!!
<!-- THREE STEPS TO INSTALL RANDOM JOKES:
1. Copy the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document
2. Add the onLoad event handler into the BODY tag
3. Put the last coding into the BODY of your HTML document -->
<!-- STEP ONE: Paste this code into the HEAD of your HTML document -->
<HEAD>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Original: Randy Hall (randy.hall@i.am) -->
<!-- Web Site: http://i.am/randy.hall -->
<! >
<! >
<!-- Begin
var QA = new Array();
QA[0] = new Array("When is everything finished?", "Everything is finished when the fat lady sings");
QA[1] = new Array("Who invented copper wire?", "Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny!");
QA[2] = new Array("How do you know you have a good tax accountant?", "They have have a loophole named after them.");
QA[3] = new Array("Who said.. If you do not think every day is a good one, just try missing one", "Zig Ziglar");
QA[4] = new Array("Confusius say... ", "Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.");
var ql = QA.length - 1;
var qx = Math.round(Math.random() * ql);
if (qx < 0) { qx = 0; };
x = QA[qx][0], y = QA[qx][1];
var isNav = (navigator.appName.indexOf("Netscape") != -1);
var Ypos = 0;
function setupDescriptions() {
var x = navigator.appVersion;
y = x.substring(0,4);
if (y >= 4) setVariables();
}
var x, y, a, b;
function setVariables() {
if (navigator.appName == "Netscape") {
h=".left="; v=".top="; dS="document."; sD="";
}
else {
h=".pixelLeft="; v=".pixelTop="; dS=""; sD=".style";
}
}
function popLayer(a) {
desc = "<table cellpadding=3 border=1 bgcolor=F7F7F7><td>" + a + "</td></table>";
if(isNav) {
document.q1.document.write(desc);
document.q1.document.close();
document.q1.left = x+25;
document.q1.top = y+40;
}
else {
y = Ypos - 15;
q1.innerHTML = desc;
eval(dS+"q1"+sD+h+(x+25));
eval(dS+"q1"+sD+v+(y+40));
}
}
function hideLayer(a) {
if(isNav) {
eval(document.q1.top = a);
}
else q1.innerHTML = "";
}
function doQuestion() {
var text;
if (!isNav) {
text = "<div id=\"q1\" style=\"position:absolute; "
+ "visibility:show; left:25px; top:-50px; z-index:2\">layer "
+ "hidden off the screen</div><br><a nohref "
+ "onMouseover=\"popLayer('" + y + "')\" "
+ "onMouseout=\"hideLayer(-50)\"><font size=+1 "
+ "color=\"black\"><b>" + x + "</b></font></a><br>";
}
if(isNav) {
text = "<br><a href onmouseover=\"alert('" + y + "!');return "
+ "true\" onmouseout=\"status=' '\"><font size=+1 "
+ "color=\"black\"><b>" + x + "</b></font></a><br>";
}
document.write(text);
}
function handlerMM(e) {
x = (isNav) ? e.pageX : event.clientX;
y = (isNav) ? e.pageY : event.clientY;
if (!isNav) { Ypos = window.event.y + document.body.scrollTop; }
}
if (isNav) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);
}
document.onmousemove = handlerMM;
// End -->
</script>
</HEAD>
<!-- STEP TWO: Insert the onLoad event handler into your BODY tag -->
<BODY OnLoad="setupDescriptions()">
<!-- STEP THREE: Copy this code into the BODY of your HTML document -->
<script>
doQuestion();
</script>
<!-- Script Size: 3.17 KB -->
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