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He's dead, Jim. -- Leonard McCoy
You may find after a time that having is not nearly as fine a thing as wanting.
-- Mr. Spock
Excuse me, there is a multi-legged creature crawling up your shoulder.
-- Spock
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he
would make. -- Steve Martin
I don't know what I'd believe in if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood
watch. -- Steve Martin
And the Lord did grin. And the people did feed upon the lambs and sloths and
orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
-- The Holy Book of Armaments
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart
threw a sword at you! -- Dennis the Peasant
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's
the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are near.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
There are all kinds of ways to forestall graduation. Taking a term off,
getting suspended, not completing courses, all of these are valid.
-- Zonker Harris
I am endevoring to construct a pneumonic memory circuit using stone knives and
bear skins. -- Mr. Spock
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald Knuth
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved. -- Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to
read. -- Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you
nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is
not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it
shorter. -- Blaise Pascal
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV
will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and
probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits
singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling
I realize that I've made some very poor decisions recently, Dave, but I still
have the utmost confidence in the mission. -- HAL 9000
Listen---strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
-- Dennis the Peasant, Monty Python's "Holy Grail"
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't
believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the war room!
-- President Mercan Muffly, from _Dr. Strangelove_
`Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just
like chicken!' If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn
chicken? -- Bob Goldthwait
Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess...and
that is, um...it's that, well...Okay, so we didn't learn any big lesson. Sue
me. -- Calvin
You don't want a television with knobs marked `volume' and `brightness' and
`contrast.' You want a television with knobs marked `sex' and `violence' and
`political bias.'
-- Nicholas Negroponte, Director of MIT Media Lab
No matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Bonzai
We must always remember that if there were not one thing that was not on top of
another thing, our group would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men
gathered together for no good reason.
-- President, Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
I always prefered the outdoor life: hunting, fishing, slaughtering a few of
God's creatures. -- Bevis the Lumberjack/Barber
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Of course the whole point of the Dooms Day Machine is lost if you keep it a
secret! Why didn't you tell the world?" -- Dr. Strangelove
People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a
penny for your thoughts. Somewhere someone's making a penny.
-- Steven Wright
"We are in danger of flunking most heinously, Ted." -- Bill
"Bill, Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -- Ted
In Germany they came first for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I
wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, but I did not speak up
because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the trade-unionists, but I did not
speak up because I was not a trade-unionist. Then then they came for the
Catholics, but I did not speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came
for me and by that time there was no one left to speak up.
-- Rev. Martin Niemoller
You can either call me by name, pronouncing it 'Veert,' or call me by value,
'Worth.' -- Nickolas Wirth
Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.
What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always
get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who
can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway
It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Just how normal are we? Just who are the
people we nod our hellos to as we pass on the street? A rather good question
to ask---particularly in the Twilight Zone.
-- Rod Serling
I am your king, and you'd better do what I say or else I can't be king anymore.
-- B. Kliban
The definition of diplomacy is saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can
find a stick. -- Will Rodgers
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salary of a large research staff
to study the problem. -- Bill Vaughan
`Freeways are the cathedrals of our times,' someone said.
Not me, but someone did. -- David Byrne
"Back off man; I'm a scientist." -- Dr. Peter Venkman, _Ghostbusters_
Okay, we got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's 90 miles to
Chicago, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses.
-- Elwood Blues, "The Blues Brothers"
Try? Do or do not. There is no try. -- Master Yoda
And remember, a day without sunshine is like...night! -- Steve Martin
I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. From my perspective, you simply have
no alternative. -- Kahn
One of the best things people could do for their descendants would be to
sharply limit the number of them. -- Olin Miller
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob
called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher
The victor will always judge the defeated, and always find him guilty.
-- Goering, during the Nuremberg Trials
California is a fine place to live---if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen
Rule of thumb number 26: When in doubt, power cycle. -- Joel C. Corcoran
I belong to no organized party. I'm a democrat. -- Will Rogers
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it
tried on him personally. -- Abraham Lincoln
You've never been out of school! You don't know what it's like out there!
I've worked in the the private sector. They expect results.
-- Dr. Raymond Stantz, from _Ghostbusters_
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
-- Homer Simpson
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist
indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy
to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
-- Col. Jack Ripper, "Dr. Strangelove"
Sun Microsystems: Where we DESIGN the Star Fighters that defend the frontier
against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada. -- Steven C. Neighorn
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching
to. -- Bob Dobbes, in Newsweek
What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is! Was it
over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
-- John Belushi, from "Animal House"
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division
by zero.
You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas you would be inert.
-- Dieter, from "Sprockets" [SNL]
I mean, what's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted
'round in buses surounded by sweaty, mindless oafs from Ketching and Boventry
in their cloth caps and their bardigans...
-- Mr. Smoketoomuch [Monty Python]
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