A Tale of Pure Romance
“William…I'm home.” Elizabeth had just entered the house which she had shared with her husband of six months.
In his deep baritone voice, William replied, “I'm in the study.”
Elizabeth moved through the kitchen, dropping her purse and purchases onto the counter and headed towards William's haven. At the study door, she paused to rake her eyes over her own piece of heaven. Lying on the leather sofa, was her husband in his grey t-shirt and black running shorts, channel surfing. Clicking off the TV, he looked up with a beautiful dimpled smile.
“Hi, love”.
Elizabeth moved quickly to the sofa, cuddling down beside him. She immediately kissed William while curling her body around his.
“Hmmm…I'm glad you're back. How was your night?”
“Educational.”
“How so? I thought it was a night in with your sisters and friends.”
“It was, but take a guess what Lydia's new business venture might be?”
With a wry smile and laugh, William responded. “Lizzy, with Lydia, it could be almost anything. Let's see… She's sold fake handbags, Amway and let's not forget the Pampered Chef disaster.”
“Well this tops them all, but actually, I can see her being quite successful at it.”
“I give up. What is it?”
“It called Pure Romance. Ever heard of it? It is line of sex toys, lubricants and bedroom accessories that are guaranteed to enhance any relationship. Their slogan is, `We put the `O' in romance.'”
Elizabeth couldn't help it - she had to let out a little chuckle, which led to a sly smile and waggle of eyebrows. She allowed her hands to run smoothly over Williams strong chest. This caused William's short to have a little less room in them.
“You should have seen her. Lydia was in her element. It's kind of scary, her extensive knowledge about all the products she was selling, but she was very convincing. I have to admit we really had a good time, lots of laughs.”
William felt a little uncomfortable with her last statement, and Elizabeth felt his body tense a little. “Don't worry, darling, no one made fun of their husbands or boyfriends. Some of the lines Lydia said in her presentation where just priceless, though, and she'd even made up a song called, `Tickle His Pickle.'”
William laughed. “Okay, now I'm intrigued.”
“Well, she started with items that enhance foreplay. She had us sample the body paints, body balms and then she dusted everyone with scented powder that make you sparkle. She showed us some feather teasers, a whip, cuffs and some bondage gear. She even had books to show unusual sexual positions.”
“Oh, really!” William eyebrows shot up, and with a large sexually-charged grin, his hands encircled Lizzy's waist to draw her closer as he gently nuzzled her neck, but Elizabeth moved slightly away. She wanted to really get him hot and bothered.
“It didn't stop there. There was the whole line of lubricants and heighteners to sample. They have a heightener called `Lickity Stiff.' Unfortunately it is cherry flavored, and you know I don't like cherries. But the names of these products are priceless - `Great Head,' `Like a Virgin,' `Time in a Bottle' and `Nympho Niagra.'”
“You're kidding?” Darcy hands then slightly raised from her waist and brushed her breasts with light touches, hoping her nipples would show that his actions where getting her a little turned on as well.
“We moved onto the bath and spa line to pamper ourselves and our lovers. Actually many of products were surprisingly high quality and smelled really nice. Of course, Lydia had a toy called the `Pulsa Bath Ball' that vibrates for all our tub time adventures, and I was tempted to buy it, but since you join in my so many of my baths, there was really no need for it.”
William smile grew along with his erection. “Were you really going to buy that toy? I'd hate to think that I could be replaced by the `Pulsa Ball.'”
“The thought did cross my mind. Now where was I? Oh yes, after the spa line, we took a chocolate break. Jane had brought over her Death By Chocolate cake. Then we played a game. If anyone had watched us playing this game through a window, they would have thought we were having an orgy.”
“Oh, you're going to have to explain that one.”
“Well… we had to stand in a close circle and pass a rather large double-headed dong between our legs. Lydia set a timed vibrator, and when it shut off, whoever was holding `it' was out. It was a lot like musical chairs. It looked like we where all humping one another - it really was hysterical. It got to be too difficult trying to do it with out cracking up, so we stopped the game. But you know what? I was the first runner up, and I won a package of `Dic Tax' - penis shaped breath mints. Think of the fun I'll have handing them out at work.” Elizabeth gave him a wink.
William slid up to a sitting position, quite shocked that his Lizzy would do something so risqué. In the bedroom, she was a very playful tiger, but in public, she was always very discreet, hiding her passion from others. A devious smiled played on her lips, and William realized he had been caught in her teasing trap. Slowly leaning over, he captured her lips to wipe that smug look off her beautiful face and leaned Elizabeth back onto the sofa, but Elizabeth skillfully outmaneuvered him and slid out from beneath him.
“Now where was I before you distracted me…Ah, the game? Well Kitty won and received a `Silver Bullet,' a small vibrator to use alone or with someone. To quote Lydia, `double the pleasure.' Kitty was very pleased with her win and prize. Then it was time for the big guns” Elizabeth couldn't help but laugh at her own joke. “I've never seen so many BOB's in my life.”
“Wait a minute. Who exactly is Bob?” William asked with a puzzle and concerned look.
Laughing at her very cute husband, “Will, BOB is an acronym for battery operated boyfriend. You've never heard that expression before?”
“Lizzy, why would I have? No, I've never heard that before. Hold it, I just had the most disturbing thought. Wasn't Georgie there?”
“Relax Will, you sister is a grown women. She had a great time tonight, and I won't say anything more. My lips are sealed. Just remember, she's very smart, sensible and responsible. You don't need to worry, big brother.”
Will's tension seem to grow, and Elizabeth notice that her hot husband was fading. She needed to get him back on track if she wanted fireworks later.
“Anyway, the names of these vibrators are hilarious. Of course, there was one called `BOB,' then there was `HAL - for Have a Lover,' `Fly Guy,' `Cowboy Up,' and Lydia's personal favorite, `Decadent Indulgence.' Then she showed us c-rings, G-spot toys and some very funny novelties. How would you like to take a “Dick of Cards,” penis shaped cards, to your next poker night with the guys?” She really did like to tease him; it was so easy to get a rise out of him, in more ways than one.
“So, my dear wife, what did the persuasive and experienced Lydia get you to purchase?”
“Oh, no you don't,” she said, standing and pulling William off the couch. “If you want that information, you need to get that darling bum upstairs and into those black silk boxer I bought you, and I'll join you and show you in a few moments.” In flash, Elizabeth was out of the study, leaving a dazed William.
William gathered his senses (and erection) and moved that very cute tush upstairs, put on those boxers and got into their enormous king-sized bed. Very soon, Elizabeth came out of the bathroom in a very short, red, slip of a nightgown, holding a Pure Romance bag. It didn't take long for Elizabeth put her purchase to good use.
Afterwards, Elizabeth and William settled in for peaceful slumber. Just before she fell asleep, she heard William remark, “I think Lydia has found her calling. Good night love.”
The End