TOP SIGNS THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN


TOP SIGNS THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN

You might be Orthodox if ...

You are still in church more than ten minutes after the priest says, "Let us depart in peace."

You forget to change your clock at Daylight Savings Time, show up an hour late, but the service is still going on....

...but there are people in your church who still can't get there on time when the clock gets set back an hour in the fall.

You consider an hour long church service to be "short."

You buy chocolate bunnies on sale (after Western Easter).

When someone says, "Let us pray..." you reflexively stand up.

You went to church four or more times in a week.

Your priest is married...

...and your vocabulary includes at least three words that describe the wife of a priest.

You say a prayer before you pray!

You have varicose veins by the time you're twenty

You don't blink when water is thrown at you

You are a wine connoisseur

You have a library of vegetarian cook books

You are 60 and can still bend over and touch the floor

You are a female under 30, yet you have a collection of head scarfs

You tend to buy shoes for comfort, not style

You can name a brand of chocolate that doesn't have milk or animal fats in it

You know how to remove wax from clothing

You are more comfortable standing in church than sitting.

Lent to you means peanut butter, lettuce & tomato sandwiches, and services at least five times a week.
You're used to skipping breakfast on Sundays.
You wonder why the Pope crosses himself backwards when you see him on TV.

You spend time figuring out the best way to remove smoke stains from your ceiling and wax from your walls.

You know you're in an Orthodox church when the priest says, "Let us complete our prayer to the Lord...," and there's still half an hour to go.
At the end of Holy Week, you have rug burns on your forehead.

Your Easter isn't Easter without an all-night party (featuring 10 dishes of wonder food with cheese).

You can differentiate between the eight different chanting tones.
You typically celebrate a feast day by observing strict fasting.
You celebrate feast days the night before.
You address the City as Constantinople instead of Istanbul.
You can say "Lord have mercy" 40 times without making a mistake.
You can say "Christ Is Risen"/"Indeed He Is Risen" at least 3 languages.

You have multiple priests' numbers in your cell phone.
You actually read the Bible in your spare time.

You've been or plan on going Constantinople.

You wonder why others complain about having to "fast for 6 hours before a blood test". (6 hours....piece of cake!)
But most of all.....you're in awe of every time you walk into an Orthodox church, no matter where in the world it is.....and you thank GOD that you are an Orthodox Christian...



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