Feng Yu Jiu Tian: Vol. 17 Bonus Book (100 Q&A)
This is BONUS for volume 17. contain of 100 questions by the author, and answered by Rong Tian and Feng Ming. I will divide into some parts for intermezzo. Have fun.
1.
What is your name?
Rong Tian：Rong
Tian。
Feng
Ming：Feng
Ming。
Nong
Nong：
in
addition, Rong Tian is the King of Xirei, and Feng Ming is the Duke
Ming of Xirei.
2.
Age (this is really a sensitive question)?
Rong Tian：
Un,
this is…
Feng Ming：
It
doesn’t matter. He doesn’t want to say because he doesn’t
care so much. For myself, un, my psychological age should be 19…it
should actually be… I can’t remember.
Nong Nong：
Bitting
handkerchief… You don’t care but your couple is care ah…
3.
What is your gender?
Rong Tian：
male.
Feng
Ming：hmm,
psychological gender is not clear, but looking at my appearance
should be male.
4.
What is your character?
Rong Tian：
gentle
Feng
Ming：
……hn?
Are you gentle? Then my character is the kind of character that is
always bullied by gentle people.
5.
The other person’s character?
Rong Tian：
kind,
smart, and sometimes act like an idiot.
Feng Ming：
…Hmmm…
Everyone please skip over his last line. As for him hmm, the
character of the other person, i once thought he was like a male dog
that was always in the heat period, but later i found that it was a
temporary phenomenon. Now…hmm, forget about it.
Nong Nong：
somehow
i understand you … … The hopeless little pitiful … …
6.
When did you both meet? And where was it?
Rong Tian：
N
years ago, in the Prince’s Palace. You see that cowardly boy
suddenly changed. When I went to him, he slapped me. It was…
Feng
Ming：
Who
let you to force yourself on me, I was not him(prince) at that time…
XXOOXX … … actually, this is the author’s bad taste, in fact
it’s not our fault.
Nong Nong：
I
know I’m not CJ, but what’s wrong? Which part is not good, it’s
the fujoshi ladies who want to see… well, save time, next question.
7.
The first impression of each other?
Rong Tian：his
eyes are so bright and he’s very stubborn.
Feng Ming：
his
eyes were so deep and I was a little scared. Uh… but there’s
no killing intent, it’s still a good thing.
8.
What do you like about each other?
Rong Tian：Un,
everything.
Feng Ming：I
don’t know, it should be everything too.
9.
What do you hate about each other?
Rong Tian：he
often wants to be on top of me (the Top).
Feng Ming：but
when i often want to be on top of him, he use all kinds of means to
not let me be on top…
Nong Nong：
mouth
watering…
10.
Do you think that you are good with each other?
Rong Tian：
What
kind of good? (Shenme
jiashuo xiangxing? The word ‘xing’ could be sexual meanwhile
xiangxing was ‘good’ in relationship, he thought about dirty
things, good on bed)
Feng
Ming：
hmm,
if it means getting along, it should be no problem.
11.
How do you call each other?
Rong Tian：
Feng
Ming，Duke
Ming。
Feng
Ming：
hmm，Rong
Tian，Xiao
Tian Tian, occasionally called the Great King.
12.
How do you want to be called by each other?
Rong Tian：
not
really matter. Because most of the time when the two of us
together, no matter what he called, he must be calling me.
Feng
Ming：
ditto.
13.
If you use the animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other
person is?
Rong Tian：
hmm,
actually, uh, that… I don’t want to uglify him. Can I not say
it?
Feng Ming：
Um,
his appearance is beautiful and harmless like a deer, but actually
much more dangerous than a lion… The lion who eats people and still
spit bones… He eats…
Rong Tian：
(gently
smile)…
Feng Ming：
(shaking)
…hmm, what I said is nothing…
Nong Nong：
(sweating)…
Forget it, next question…
14.
If you want to send a gift to each other, what will you send?
Rong
Tian：
Un,
see what he likes, i’ll give him.
Feng Ming：
(Both
eyes shine) Then tonight let me…
Rong Tian：
except
this one.
Feng Ming：
……
15.
What kind of gifts do you want?
Feng Ming：
(dispiritedly)
even if i say it, he will not give it.
Rong Tian：
Basically,
I will like Fengming as gift.
16.
What are you dissatisfied about the other person? What is it
usually?
Rong Tian：
As
long as he is not naughty, there is basically no
dissatisfaction.
Feng Ming：
Even
if I’m naughty… at the last who dissatisfied is still me ah…
Nong
Nong：
You
said it yourself, good person being deceived by people… get to your
consciousness..
17、
What
is your hobby?
Rong Tian：
Pampering
Fengming.
Feng Ming：
Being
pampered, a secret national affair.
Nong Nong：
What
is the [secret] National affair?
Feng Ming：
He
won’t let me meet people ah…
Nong Nong：I
am negligent, actually let you have been depressed….
18.
What is the other’s problems?
Rong Tian：
stupid.
But stupid is also very cute.
Nong Nong：
You
are A ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’.
Feng Ming：
hm,
it’s quite a lot.
Rong Tian：
……
Nong
Nong：
can
you tell in detail?
Feng Ming：
… The
biggest problem is he’s not willing to let me…
Rong Tian：
next
question.
19.
What does the other person do (including faults) that will make you
unhappy?
Rong Tian 、Feng
Ming：
(Saying
at the same time) entangled with others.
Nong Nong：
Both
of you are really…
20.
What do you do (including faults) that will make the other party
unhappy?
Rong Tian：
some
trivial matters don’t affect him.
Feng Ming：
How
can it be a trivial? It’s obviously a big deal about my sexual
fortunes….
Nong Nong：
……
Feng
Ming：
Ok.
Uh, um, it seems that i didn’t know anything when I was a kid, and
some classmates don’t have a CJ relationship.
Rong Tian：
That
is why you lack of discipline.
Feng Ming：
Are
you’re my dad? ! ……
Rong Tian：
(gently
laughing)…? Well, I’ve got to do a good job of coaching you
tonight……
Feng Ming：……
Forget
it, next question.
21.
To what extent does your relationship go?
Rong Tian：……
Feng
Ming：
everybody
knows it, what are you asking?
Nong Nong：
Un,
this question was copied… Of course I know that you have reached…
22.
Where was your first date?
Rong Tian ：
Um,
does riding the White Cloud count?
Feng Ming ：
it
counted.
Nong Nong ：
hm,
let’s just saying it counted.
23.
What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?
Rong
Tian ：……
Feng
Ming ：
The
atmosphere is uncomfortable ah….I was almost…by him on the
ground…Oh no, it’s on the horse…and then fortunately there were
many people so i secretly solved it by hands.
24.
What was the progress at that time?
Rong Tian ：
There’s
nothing much.
Feng Ming ：……
Nong
Nong ：
From
a kiss to the first step of H… Obviously it’s a progress at a
time…
25.
Where are the date places you frequently go to?
Rong Tian ：
as
long as we’re together, wherever places is the same.
Feng Ming
：ditto.
26.
What kind of preparation would you make for your partner’s
birthday?
Rong Tian ：
Wash
him clean.
Feng Ming ：
Avoid
being washed by him.
Nong Nong ：。。。。。
27.
Who confessed first?
Rong Tian ：him.
Feng
Ming ：
I
am. But I was forced.
Rong Tian ：……
Feng
Ming ：
All
right, i’m willing to do so.
28.
How much do you like each other?
Rong Tian ：
More
than to love my self.
Feng Ming ：ditto.
Nong
Nong ：
… so
touching…
29.
Then do you love each other?
Rong Tian ：
(smiles
gently)…
Feng Ming ：
He
is a little bit of nuisance.
Nong Nong ：
What
about you, do you love him?
Feng Ming ：
How
can you ask nonsense …… Can i not love him?
Nong Nong ：
I’ve
said all these questions were copied…
30.
What does the other person say that makes you feel like there is no
way to refuse?
Rong Tian ：
No
matter what he said, what should be refused must be refused.
Feng
Ming ：
No
matter what he said, there is no way to refuse.
Nong Nong ：It
is understandable, after all he’s the Seme, and also the King and
has the power… the Uke should be obedient…
31. What would you do if you feel like the other person has a change of heart?
Rong
Tian ：(laughs
gently)
Nong Nong ：
(shiver)
showing laugh, i know that there’s no good thing when you
laughed…
Feng Ming ：
(looked
blank) He, he … I, uh, … if he liked someone else, I will
quit
Rong Tian ：
(still
laughing gently)…
Feng Ming ：
Um,
that, can I change my answer?
Nong Nong ：sure.
Feng
Ming ：
um,
i’ll hold on to him and not give him a chance to change of
heart.
Rong Tian ：
(gently
laughs) Feng Ming be good, tonight i’ll love you dearly.
Feng
Ming ：
huu.
. . Why do say everything about the bed… forget it, i didn’t say
anything.
32.
Can you forgive the other party’s change of heart?
Rong Tian
：……
Feng
Ming ：……
Nong
Nong ：
I
know I was wrong. I shouldn’t ask. Rong Tian glare at me, Feng Ming
also cries. Well I didn’t ask. next question.
33.
What would you do if the other person was more than an hour late for
an appointment?
Rong Tian ：
Go
find him. He must have been taken away by someone who has
ill-intention.
Feng Ming ：
Keep
waiting, he must have something important, but he will definitely
come.
Nong Nong ：
(Make
a note) Un, the character of the two people is not the same. Rong
Tian is very strong, Feng Ming is very dependent ah…
34.
Which part of your body do you like the best?
Rong Tian
：everything,
but, I prefer my eyes.
Feng Ming ：everything,
except for one place…
Nong Nong ：
I
know which place, you don’t have to say it… I’m asking daily
questions instead of the N+18 night talk show. The part that can be
mosaiced will be mosaiced… If it can’t, just tacit understanding,
right?
35.
What is the sexy expression of the party?
Rong Tian ：
Any
expression(is sexy).
Feng Ming ：Un,
the answer is the same as above.
Nong Nong ：
Two
nauseating guys… How can I write such two nauseating guys?