Howard, Robert E Breckenridge Elkins The Riot at Cougar Paw

Title: The Riot at Cougar Paw

Author: Robert E. Howard

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The Riot at Cougar Paw

Robert E. Howard







I was out in the blacksmith shop by the corral beating out some

shoes for Cap'n Kidd, when my brother John come sa'ntering in. He'd

been away for a few weeks up in the Cougar Paw country, and he'd

evidently done well, whatever he'd been doing, because he was in a

first class humor with hisself, and plumb spilling over with high

spirits and conceit. When he feels prime like that he wants to rawhide

everybody he meets, especially me. John thinks he's a wit, but I

figger he's just half right.



"Air you slavin' over a hot forge for that mangy, flea-bit hunk of

buzzard-meat again?" he greeted me. "That broom-tail ain't wuth the

iron you wastes on his splayed-out hooves!"



He knows the easiest way to git under my hide is to poke fun at

Cap'n Kidd. But I reflected it was just envy on his part, and resisted

my natural impulse to bend the tongs over his head. I taken the white-

hot iron out of the forge and put it on the anvil and started beating

it into shape with the sixteen-pound sledge I always uses. I got no

use for the toys which most blacksmiths uses for hammers.



"If you ain't got nothin' better to do than criticize a animal

which is a damn sight better hoss than you'll ever be a man," I said

with dignerty, between licks, "I calls yore attention to a door right

behind you which nobody ain't usin' at the moment."



He bust into loud rude laughter and said: "You call that thing a

hossshoe? It's big enough for a snow plow! Here, long as yo're in the

business, see can you fit a shoe for that!"



He sot his foot up on the anvil and I give it a good slam with the

hammer. John let out a awful holler and begun hopping around over the

shop and cussing fit to curl yore hair. I kept on hammering my iron.



Just then pap stuck his head in the door and beamed on us, and

said: "You boys won't never grow up! Always playin' yore childish

games, and sportin' in yore innercent frolics!"



"He's busted my toe," said John blood-thirstily, "and I'll have

his heart's blood if it's the last thing I do."



"Chips off the old block," beamed pap. "It takes me back to the

time when, in the days of my happy childhood, I emptied a sawed-off

shotgun into the seat of brother Joel's britches for tellin' our old

man it was me which put that b'ar-trap in his bunk."



"He'll rue the day," promised John, and hobbled off to the cabin

with moans and profanity. A little later, from his yells, I gathered

that he had persuaded maw or one of the gals to rub his toe with hoss-

liniment. He could make more racket about nothing then any Elkins I

ever knowed.



I went on and made the shoes and put 'em on Cap'n Kidd, which is a

job about like roping and hawg-tying a mountain cyclone, and by the

time I got through and went up to the cabin to eat, John seemed to

have got over his mad spell. He was laying on his bunk with his foot

up on it all bandaged up, and he says: "Breckinridge, they ain't no

use in grown men holdin' a grudge. Let's fergit about it."



"Who's holdin' any grudge?" I ast, making sure he didn't have a

bowie knife in his left hand. "I dunno why they should be so much

racket over a trifle that didn't amount to nothin', nohow."



"Well," he said, "this here busted foot discommodes me a heap. I

won't be able to ride for a day or so, and they is business up to

Cougar Paw I ought to 'tend to."



"I thought you just come from there," I says.



"I did," he said, "but they is a man up there which has promised

me somethin' which is due me, and now I ain't able to go collect.

Whyn't you go collect for me, Breckinridge? You ought to, dern it,

because its yore fault I cain't ride. The man's name is Bill Santry,

and he lives up in the mountains a few miles from Cougar Paw. You'll

likely find him in Cougar Paw any day, though."



"What's this he promised you?" I ast.



"Just ask for Bill Santry," he said. "When you find him say to

him: 'I'm John Elkins' brother, and you can give me what you promised

him.'"



My family always imposes onto my good nature; generally I'd rather

go do what they want me to do than to go to the trouble with arguing

with 'em.



"Oh, all right," I said. "I ain't got nothin' to do right now."



"Thanks, Breckinridge," he said. "I knowed I could count on you."



SO A COUPLE OF DAYS later I was riding through the Cougar Range,

which is very thick-timbered mountains, and rapidly approaching Cougar

Paw. I hadn't never been there before, but I was follering a winding

wagon-road which I knowed would eventually fetch me there.



The road wound around the shoulder of a mountain, and ahead of me

I seen a narrer path opened into it, and just before I got there I

heard a bull beller, and a gal screamed: "Help! Help! Old Man Kirby's

bull's loose!"



They came a patter of feet, and behind 'em a smashing and crashing

in the underbrush, and a gal run out of the path into the road, and a

rampaging bull was right behind her with his head lowered to toss her.

I reined Cap'n Kidd between her and him, and knowed Cap'n Kidd would

do the rest without no advice from me. He done so by wheeling and

lamming his heels into that bull's ribs so hard he kicked the critter

clean through a rail fence on the other side of the road. Cap'n Kidd

hates bulls, and he's too big and strong for any of 'em. He would of

then jumped on the critter and stomped him, but I restrained him,

which made him mad, and whilst he was trying to buck me off, the bull

ontangled hisself and high-tailed it down the mountain, bawling like a

scairt yearling.



When I had got Cap'n Kidd in hand, I looked around and seen the

gal looking at me very admiringly. I swept off my Stetson and bowed

from my saddle and says: "Can I assist you any father, m'am?"



She blushed purty as a pitcher and said: "I'm much obliged,

stranger. That there critter nigh had his hooks into my hide. Whar you

headin'? If you ain't in no hurry I'd admire to have you drop by the

cabin and have a snack of b'ar meat and honey. We live up the path

about a mile."



They ain't nothin' I'd ruther do," I assured her. "But just at the

present I got business in Cougar Paw. How far is it from here?"



"'Bout five mile down the road," says she. "My name's Joan; what's

yore'n?"



"Breckinridge Elkins, of Bear Creek," I said. "Say, I got to push

on to Cougar Paw, but I'll be ridin' back this way tomorrer mornin'

about sun-up. If you could--"



"I'll be waitin' right here for you," she said so promptly it made

my head swim. No doubt about it; it was love at first sight. "I--I got

store-bought shoes," she added shyly. "I'll be a-wearin' 'em when you

come along."



"I'll be here if I have to wade through fire, flood and hostile

Injuns," I assured her, and rode on down the wagon-trace with my manly

heart swelling with pride in my bosom. They ain't many mountain men

which can awake the fire of love in a gal's heart at first sight--a

gal, likewise, which was as beautiful as that there gal, and rich

enough to own store-bought shoes. As I told Cap'n Kidd, they was just

something _about_ a Elkins.



It was about noon when I rode into Cougar Paw which was a

tolerably small village sot up amongst the mountains, with a few

cabins where folks lived, and a few more which was a grocery store and

a jail and a saloon. Right behind the saloon was a good-sized cabin

with a big sign onto it which said: _Jonathan Middleton, Mayor of

Cougar Paw._



They didn't seem to be nobody in sight, not even on the saloon

porch, so I rode on to the corrals which served for a livery stable

and wagon yard, and a man come out of the cabin nigh it, and took

charge of Cap'n Kidd. He wanted to turn him in with a couple of mules

which hadn't never been broke, but I knowed what Cap'n Kidd would do

to them mules, so the feller give him a corral to hisself, and belly-

ached just because Cap'n Kidd playfully bit the seat out of his

britches.



He ca'med down when I paid for the britches. I ast him where I

could find Bill Santry, and he said likely he was up to the store.



SO I WENT UP TO THE store, and it was about like all them stores

you see in them kind of towns--groceries, and dry-goods, and

grindstones, and harness and such-like stuff, and a wagon-tongue

somebody had mended recent. They warn't but the one store in the town

and it handled a little of everything. They was a sign onto it which

said: _General Store; Jonathan Middleton, Prop._



They was a bunch of fellers setting around on goods boxes and

benches eating sody crackers and pickles out of a barrel, and they was

a tolerable hard-looking gang. I said: "I'm lookin' for Bill Santry."



The biggest man in the store, which was setting on a bench, says:

"You don't have to look no farther. I'm Bill Santry."



"Well," I says, "I'm Breckinridge Elkins, John Elkins' brother.

You can give me what you promised him."



"Ha!" he says with a snort like a hungry catamount rising sudden.

"They is nothin' which could give me more pleasure! Take it with my

blessin'!" And so saying he picked up the wagon tongue and splintered

it over my head.



It was so onexpected that I lost my footing and fell on my back,

and Santry give a wolfish yell and jumped into my stummick with both

feet, and the next thing I knowed nine or ten more fellers was jumping

up and down on me with their boots.



Now I can take a joke as well as the next man, but it always did

make me mad for a feller to twist a spur into my hair and try to tear

the sculp off. Santry having did this, I throwed off them lunatics

which was trying to tromp out my innards, and riz up amongst them with

a outraged beller. I swept four or five of 'em into my arms and give

'em a grizzly-hug, and when I let go all they was able to do was fall

on the floor and squawk about their busted ribs.



I then turned onto the others which was assaulting me with pistols

and bowie knives and the butt ends of quirts and other villainous

weppins, and when I laid into 'em you should of heard 'em howl. Santry

was trying to dismember my ribs with a butcher knife he'd got out of

the pork barrel, so I picked up the pickle barrel and busted it over

his head. He went to the floor under a avalanche of splintered staves

and pickles and brine, and then I got hold of a grindstone and really

started getting destructive. A grindstone is a good comforting

implement to have hold of in a melee, but kind of clumsy. For instance

when I hove it at a feller which was trying to cock a sawed-off

shotgun, it missed him entirely and knocked all the slats out of the

counter and nigh squashed four or five men which was trying to shoot

me from behind it. I settled the shotgun-feller's hash with a box of

canned beef, and then I got hold of a double-bitted axe, and the

embattled citizens of Cougar Paw quit the field with blood-curdling

howls of fear--them which was able to quit and howl.



I stumbled over the thickly-strewn casualties to the door, taking

a few casual swipes at the shelves as I went past, and knocking all

the cans off of them. Just as I emerged into the street, with my axe

lifted to chop down anybody which opposed me, a skinny looking human

bobbed up in front of me and hollered: "Halt, in the name of the law!"



Paying no attention to the double-barreled shotgun he shoved in my

face, I swung back my axe for a swipe, and accidentally hit the sign

over the door and knocked it down on top of him. He let out a squall

as he went down and let _bam!_ with the shotgun right in my face so

close it singed my eyebrows. I pulled the sign-board off of him so I

could git a good belt at him with my axe, but he hollered: "I'm the

sheriff! I demands that you surrenders to properly constupated

authority!"



I then noticed that he had a star pinned onto one gallus, so I put

down my axe and let him take my guns. I never resists a officer of the

law--well, seldom ever, that is.



He p'inted his shotgun at me and says: "I fines you ten dollars

for disturbin' the peace!"



About this time a lanky maverick with side-whiskers come prancing

around the corner of the building, and he started throwing fits like a

locoed steer.



"The scoundrel's rooint my store!" he howled. "He's got to pay me

for the counters and winders he busted, and the shelves he knocked

down, and the sign he rooint, and the pork-keg he busted over my

clerk's head!"



"What you think he ought to pay, Mr. Middleton?" ast the sheriff.



"Five hundred dollars," said the mayor bloodthirstily.



"Five hundred hell!" I roared, stung to wrath. "This here whole

dern town ain't wuth five hundred dollars. Anyway, I ain't got no

money but fifty cents I owe to the feller that runs the wagon yard."



"Gimme the fifty cents," ordered the mayor. "I'll credit that onto

yore bill."



"I'll credit my fist onto yore skull," I snarled, beginning to

lose my temper, because the butcher knife Bill Santry had carved my

ribs with had salt on the blade, and the salt got into the cuts and

smarted. "I owes this fifty cents and I gives it to the man I owes it

to."



"Throw him in jail!" raved Middleton. "We'll keep him there till

we figures out a job of work for him to do to pay out his fine."



So the sheriff marched me down the street to the log cabin which

they used for a jail, whilst Middleton went moaning around the rooins

of his grocery store, paying no heed to the fellers which lay groaning

on the floor. But I seen the rest of the citizens packing them out on

stretchers to take 'em into the saloon to bring 'em to. The saloon had

a sign; _Square Deal Saloon; Jonathan Middleton, Prop._ And I heard

fellers cussing Middleton because he made 'em pay for the licker they

poured on the victims' cut and bruises. But they cussed under their

breath. Middleton seemed to pack a lot of power in that there town.



Well, I laid down on the jail-house bunk as well as I could,

because they always build them bunks for ordinary-sized men about six

foot tall, and I wondered what in hell Bill Santry had hit me with

that wagon tongue for. It didn't seem to make no sense.



I laid there and waited for the sheriff to bring me my supper, but

he didn't bring none, and purty soon I went to sleep and dreamed about

Joan, with her store-bought shoes.



What woke me up was a awful racket in the direction of the saloon.

I got up and looked out of the barred winder. Night had fell, but the

cabins and the saloon was well lit up, but too far away for me to tell

what was going on. But the noise was so familiar I thought for a

minute I must be back on Bear Creek again, because men was yelling and

cussing, and guns was banging, and a big voice roaring over the din.

Once it sounded like somebody had got knocked through a door, and it

made me right home-sick, it was so much like a dance on Bear Creek.



I pulled the bars out of the winder trying to see what was going

on, but all I could see was what looked like men flying headfirst out

of the saloon, and when they hit the ground and stopped rolling, they

jumped up and run off in all directions, hollering like the Apaches

was on their heels.



Purty soon I seen somebody running toward the jail as hard as he

could leg it, and it was the sheriff. Most of his clothes was tore

off, and he had blood on his face, and he was gasping and panting.



"We got a job for you, Elkins!" he panted. "A wild man from Texas

just hit town, and is terrorizin' the citizens! If you'll pertect us,

and layout this fiend from the prairies, we'll remit yore fine! Listen

at that!"



From the noise I jedged the aforesaid wild man had splintered the

panels out of the bar.



"What started him on his rampage?" I ast.



"Aw, somebody said they made better chili con carne in Santa Fe

than they did in El Paso," says the sheriff. "So this maneyack starts

cleanin' up the town--"



"Well, I don't blame him," I said. "That was a dirty lie and a

low-down slander. My folks all come from Texas, and if you Cougar Paw

coyotes thinks you can slander the State and git away with it--"



"We don't think nothin'!" wailed the sheriff, wringing his hands

and jumping like a startled deer every time a crash resounded up the

street. "We admits the Lone Star State is the cream of the West in all

ways! Lissen, will you lick this homicidal lunatic for us? You got to,

dern it. You got to work out yore fine, and--"



"Aw, all right," I said, kicking the door down before he could

unlock it. "I'll do it. I cain't waste much time in this town. I got a

engagement down the road tomorrer at sun-up."



The street was deserted, but heads was sticking out of every door

and winder. The sheriff stayed on my heels till I was a few feet from

the saloon, and then he whispered: "Go to it, and make it a good job!

If anybody can lick that grizzly in there, it's you!" He then ducked

out of sight behind the nearest cabin after handing me my gun-belt.



I stalked into the saloon and seen a gigantic figger standing at

the bar and just fixing to pour hisself a dram out of a demijohn. He

had the place to hisself, but it warn't near as much of a wreck as I'd

expected.



As I come in he wheeled with a snarl, as quick as a cat, and

flashing out a gun. I drawed one of mine just as quick, and for a

second we stood there, glaring at each other over the barrels.



"Breckinridge Elkins!" says he. "My own flesh and blood kin!"



"Cousin Bearfield Buckner!" I says, shoving my gun back in its

scabbard. "I didn't even know you was in Nevada."



"I GOT A RAMBLIN' FOOT," says he, holstering his shooting iron.

"Put 'er there, Cousin Breckinridge!"



"By golly, I'm glad to see you!" I said, shaking with him. Then I

recollected. "Hey!" I says. "I got to lick you."



"What you mean?" he demanded.



"Aw," I says, "I got arrested, and ain't got no money to pay my

fine, and I got to work it out. And lickin' you was the job they

gimme."



"I ain't got no use for law," he said grumpily. "Still and all, if

I had any dough, I'd pay yore fine for you."



"A Elkins don't accept no charity," I said slightly nettled. "We

works for what we gits. I pays my fine by lickin' the hell out of you,

Cousin Bearfield."



At this he lost his temper; he was always hot-headed that way. His

black brows come down and his lips curled up away from his teeth and

he clenched his fists which was about the size of mallets.



"What kind of kinfolks air you?" he scowled. "I don't mind a

friendly fight between relatives, but yore intentions is mercenary and

unworthy of a true Elkins. You put me in mind of the fact that yore

old man had to leave Texas account of a hoss gittin' its head tangled

in a lariat he was totin' in his absent-minded way."



"That there is a cussed lie," I said with heat. "Pap left Texas

because he wouldn't take the Yankee oath after the Civil War, and you

know it. Anyway," I added bitingly, "nobody can ever say a Elkins ever

stole a chicken and roasted it in a chaparral thicket."



He started violently and turned pale.



"What you hintin' at, you son of Baliol?" he hollered.



"Yore iniquities ain't no family secret," I assured him bitterly.

"Aunt Atascosa writ Uncle Jeppard Grimes about you stealin' that there

Wyandotte hen off of Old Man Westfall's roost."



"Shet up!" he bellered, jumping up and down in his wrath, and

clutching his six-shooters convulsively. "I war just a yearlin' when I

lifted that there fowl and et it, and I war plumb famished, because a

posse had been chasin' me six days. They was after me account of Joe

Richardson happenin' to be in my way when I was emptyin' my buffalo

rifle. Blast yore soul, I have shot better men than you for talkin'

about chickens around me."



"Nevertheless," I said, "the fact remains that yo're the only one

of the clan which ever swiped a chicken. No Elkins never stole no

hen."



"No," he sneered, "they prefers hosses."



Just then I noticed that a crowd had gathered timidly outside the

doors and winders and was listening eagerly to this exchange of family

scandals, so I said: "We've talked enough. The time for action has

arriv. When I first seen you, Cousin Bearfield, the thought of

committin' mayhem onto you was very distasteful. But after our recent

conversation, I feels I can scramble yore homely features with a free

and joyful spirit. Le's have a snort and then git down to business."



"Suits me," he agreed, hanging his gun belt on the bar. "Here's a

jug with about a gallon of red licker into it."



So we each taken a medium-sized snort, which of course emptied the

jug, and then I hitched my belt and says: "Which does you desire

first, Cousin Bearfield--a busted laig or a fractured skull?"



"Wait a minute," he requested as I approached him. "What's, that

on yore boot?"



I stooped over to see what it was, and he swung his laig and

kicked me in the mouth as hard as he could, and imejitately busted

into a guffaw of brutal mirth. Whilst he was thus employed I spit his

boot out and butted him in the belly with a vi'lence which changed his

haw-haw to a agonized grunt, and then we laid hands on each other and

rolled back and forth acrost the floor, biting and gouging, and that

was how the tables and chairs got busted. Mayor Middleton must of been

watching through a winder because I heard him squall: "My Gawd,

they're wreckin' my saloon! Sheriff, arrest 'em both."



And the sheriff hollered back: "I've took yore orders all I aim

to, Jonathan Middleton! If you want to stop that double-cyclone git in

there and do it yoreself!"



Presently we got tired scrambling around on the floor amongst the

cuspidors, so we riz simultaneous and I splintered the roulette wheel

with his carcass, and he hit me on the jaw so hard he knocked me clean

through the bar and all the bottles fell off the shelves and showered

around me, and the ceiling lamp come loose and spilled about a gallon

of red hot ile down his neck.



Whilst he was employed with the ile I clumb up from among the

debris of the bar and started my right fist in a swing from the floor,

and after it traveled maybe nine feet it took Cousin Bearfield under

the jaw, and he hit the oppersite wall so hard he knocked out a

section and went clean through it, and that was when the roof fell in.



I started kicking and throwing the rooins off me, and then I was

aware of Cousin Bearfield lifting logs and beams off of me, and in a

minute I crawled out from under 'em.



"I could of got out all right," I said. "But just the same I'm

much obleeged to you."



"Blood's thicker'n water," he grunted, and hit me under the jaw

and knocked me about seventeen feet backwards toward the mayor's

cabin. He then rushed forward and started kicking me in the head, but

I riz up in spite of his efforts.



"Git away from that cabin!" screamed the mayor, but it was too

late. I hit Cousin Bearfield between the eyes and he crashed into the

mayor's rock chimney and knocked the whole base loose with his head,

and the chimney collapsed and the rocks come tumbling down on him.



BUT BEING A TEXAS BUCKNER, Bearfield riz out of the rooins. He not

only riz, but he had a rock in his hand about the size of a watermelon

and he busted it over my head. This infuriated me, because I seen he

had no intention of fighting fair, so I tore a log out of the wall of

the mayor's cabin and belted him over the ear with it, and Cousin

Bearfield bit the dust. He didn't git up that time.



Whilst I was trying to git my breath back and shaking the sweat

out of my eyes, all the citizens of Cougar Paw come out of their

hiding places and the sheriff yelled: "You done a good job, Elkins!

Yo're a free man!"



"He is like hell!" screamed Mayor Middleton, doing a kind of war-

dance, whilst weeping and cussing together. "Look at my cabin! I'm a

rooint man! Sheriff, arrest that man!"



"Which 'un?" inquired the sheriff.



"The feller from Texas," said Middleton bitterly. "He's

unconscious, and it won't be no trouble to drag him to jail. Run the

other'n out of town. I don't never want to see him no more."



"Hey!" I said indignantly. "You cain't arrest Cousin Bearfield. I

ain't goin' to stand for it."



"Will you resist a officer of the law?" ast the sheriff, sticking

his gallus out on his thumb.



"You represents the law whilst you wear yore badge?" I inquired.



"As long as I got that badge on," boasts he, "I am the law!"



"Well," I said, spitting on my hands, "you ain't got it on now.

You done lost it somewhere in the shuffle tonight, and you ain't

nothin' but a common citizen like me! Git ready, for I'm comin' head-

on and wide-open!"



I whooped me a whoop.



He glanced down in a stunned sort of way at his empty gallus, and

then he give a scream and took out up the street with most of the

crowd streaming out behind him.



"Stop, you cowards!" screamed Mayor Middleton. "Come back here and

arrest these scoundrels--"



"Aw, shet up," I said disgustedly, and give him a kind of push and

how was I to know it would dislocate his shoulder blade. It was just

beginning to git light by now, but Cousin Bearfield wasn't showing no

signs of consciousness, and I heard them Cougar Paw skunks yelling to

each other back and forth from the cabins where they'd forted

themselves, and from what they said I knowed they figgered on opening

up on us with their Winchesters as soon as it got light enough to

shoot good.



Just then I noticed a wagon standing down by the wagon-yard, so I

picked up Cousin Bearfield and lugged him down there and throwed him

into the wagon. Far be it from a Elkins to leave a senseless relative

to the mercy of a Cougar Paw mob. I went into the corral where them

two wild mules was and started putting harness onto 'em, and it warn't

no child's play. They hadn't never been worked before, and they fell

onto me with a free and hearty enthusiasm. Onst they had me down

stomping on me, and the citizens of Cougar Paw made a kind of half-

hearted sally. But I unlimbered my .45s and throwed a few slugs in

their direction and they all hollered and run back into their cabins.



I finally had to stun them fool mules with a bat over the ear with

my fist, and before they got their senses back, I had 'em harnessed to

the wagon, and Cap'n Kidd and Cousin Bearfield's hoss tied to the rear

end.



"He's stealin' our mules!" howled somebody, and taken a wild shot

at me, as I headed down the street, standing up in the wagon and

keeping them crazy critters straight by sheer strength on the lines.



"I ain't stealin' nothin'!" I roared as we thundered past the

cabins where spurts of flame was already streaking out of the winders.

"I'll send this here wagon and these mules back tomorrer!"



The citizens answered with blood-thirsty yells and a volley of

lead, and with their benediction singing past my ears, I left Cougar

Paw in a cloud of dust and profanity.



THEM MULES, AFTER A vain effort to stop and kick loose from the

harness, laid their bellies to the ground and went stampeding down

that crooking mountain road like scairt jackrabbits. We went around

each curve on one wheel, and sometimes we'd hit a stump that would

throw the whole wagon several foot into the air, and that must of been

what brung Cousin Bearfield to hisself. He was laying sprawled in the

bed, and finally we taken a bump that throwed him in a somersault

clean to the other end of the wagon. He hit on his neck and riz up on

his hands and knees and looked around dazedly at the trees and stumps

which was flashing past, and bellered: "What the hell's happenin'?

Where-at am I, anyway?"



"Yo're on yore way to Bear Creek, Cousin Bearfield!" I yelled,

cracking my whip over them fool mules' backs. "Yippee ki-yi! This here

is fun, ain't it, Cousin Bearfield?"



I was thinking of Joan waiting with her store-bought shoes for me

down the road, and in spite of my cuts and bruises, I was rolling high

and handsome.



"Slow up!" roared Cousin Bearfield, trying to stand up. But just

then we went crashing down a steep bank, and the wagon tilted,

throwing Cousin Bearfield to the other end of the wagon where he

rammed his head with great force against the front-gate. "#$%&*?@!"

says Cousin Bearfield. "Glug!" Because we had hit the creek bed going

full speed and knocked all the water out of the channel, and about a

hundred gallons splashed over into the wagon and nearly washed Cousin

Bearfield out.



"If I ever git out of this alive," promised Cousin Bearfield,

"I'll kill you if it's the last thing I do--"



But at that moment the mules stampeded up the bank on the other

side and Cousin Bearfield was catapulted to the rear end of the wagon

so hard he knocked out the end-gate with his head and nearly went out

after it, only he just managed to grab hisself.



We went plunging along the road and the wagon hopped from stump to

stump and sometimes it crashed through a thicket of bresh. Cap'n Kidd

and the other hoss was thundering after us, and the mules was braying

and I was whooping and Cousin Bearfield was cussing, and purty soon I

looked back at him and hollered: "Hold on, Cousin Bearfield! I'm goin'

to stop these critters. We're close to the place where my gal will be

waitin' for me--"



"Look out, you blame fool!" screamed Cousin Bearfield, and then

the mules left the road and went one on each side of a white oak tree,

and the tongue splintered, and they run right out of the harness and

kept high-tailing it, but the wagon piled up on that tree with a jolt

that throwed me and Cousin Bearfield headfirst into a blackjack

thicket.



Cousin Bearfield vowed and swore, when he got back home, that I

picked this thicket special on account of the hornets' nest that was

there, and drove into it plumb deliberate. Which same is a lie which

I'll stuff down his gizzard next time I cut his sign. He claimed they

was trained hornets which I educated not to sting me, but the fact was

I had sense enough to lay there plumb quiet. Cousin Bearfield was fool

enough to run.



Well, he knows by this time, I reckon, that the fastest man afoot

can't noways match speed with a hornet. He taken out through the bresh

and thickets, yelpin' and hollerin' and hoppin' most bodacious. He run

in a circle, too, for in three minutes he come bellerin' back, gave

one last hop and dove back into the thicket. By this time I figgered

he'd wore the hornets out, so I came alive again.



I extricated myself first and locating Cousin Bearfield by his

profanity, I laid hold onto his hind laig and pulled him out. He lost

most of his clothes in the process, and his temper wasn't no better.

He seemed to blame me for his misfortunes.



"Don't tech me," he said fiercely. "Leave me be. I'm as close to

Bear Creek right now as I want to be. Whar's my hoss?"



The hosses had broke loose when the wagon piled up, but they

hadn't gone far, because they was fighting with each other in the

middle of the road. Bearfield's hoss was about as big and mean as

Cap'n Kidd. We separated 'em and Bearfield clumb aboard without a

word.



"Where you goin', Cousin Bearfield?" I ast.



"As far away from you as I can," he said bitterly. "I've saw all

the Elkinses I can stand for awhile. Doubtless yore intentions is

good, but a man better git chawed by lions than rescued by a Elkins!"



And with a few more observations which highly shocked me, and

which I won't repeat, he rode off at full speed, looking very

pecooliar, because his pants was about all that hadn't been tore off

of him, and he had scratches and bruises all over him.



I WAS SORRY COUSIN Bearfield was so sensitive, but I didn't waste

no time brooding over his ingratitude. The sun was up and I knowed

Joan would be waiting for me where the path come down into the road

from the mountain.



Sure enough, when I come to the mouth of the trail, there she was,

but she didn't have on her store-bought shoes, and she looked

flustered and scairt.



"Breckinridge!" she hollered, running up to me before I could say

a word. "Somethin' terrible's happened! My brother was in Cougar Paw

last night, and a big bully beat him up somethin' awful! Some men are

bringin' him home on a stretcher! One of 'em rode ahead to tell me!"



"How come I didn't pass 'em on the road?" I said, and she said:

"They walked and taken a short cut through the hills. There they come

now."



I seen some men come into the road a few hundred yards away and

come toward us, lugging somebody on a stretcher like she said.



"Come on!" she says, tugging at my sleeve. "Git down off yore hoss

and come with me. I want him to tell you who done it, so you can whup

the scoundrel!"



"I got a idee, I know who done it," I said, climbing down. "But

I'll make sure." I figgered it was one of Cousin Bearfield's victims.



"Why, look!" said Joan. "How funny the men are actin' since you

started toward 'em! They've sot down the litter and they're runnin'

off into the woods! Bill!" she shrilled as we drawed nigh. "Bill, air

you hurt bad?"



"A busted laig and some broke ribs," moaned the victim on the

litter, which also had his head so bandaged I didn't recognize him.

Then he sot up with a howl. "What's that ruffian doin' with you?" he

roared, and to my amazement I recognized Bill Santry.



"Why, he's a friend of our'n, Bill--" Joan begun, but he

interrupted her loudly and profanely: "Friend, hell! He's John Elkins'

brother, and furthermore he's the one which is responsible for the

crippled and mutilated condition in which you now sees me!"



Joan said nothing. She turned and looked at me in a very pecooliar

manner, and then dropped her eyes shyly to the ground.



"Now, Joan," I begun, when all at once I saw what she was looking

for. One of the men had dropped a Winchester before he run off. Her

first bullet knocked off my hat as I forked Cap'n Kidd, and her

second, third and fourth missed me so close I felt their hot wind.

Then Cap'n Kidd rounded a curve with his belly to the ground, and my

busted romance was left far behind me....



A couple of days later a mass of heartaches and bruises which

might of been recognized as Breckinridge Elkins, the pride of Bear

Creek, rode slowly down the trail that led to the settlements on the

afore-said creek. And as I rode, it was my fortune to meet my brother

John coming up the trail on foot.



"Where you been?" he greeted me hypocritically. "You look like you

been rasslin' a pack of mountain lions."



I eased myself down from the saddle and said without heat: "John,

just what was it that Bill Santry promised you?"



"Oh," says John with a laugh, "I skinned him in a hoss-trade

before I left Cougar Paw, and he promised if he ever met me, he'd give

me the lickin' of my life. I'm glad you don't hold no hard feelin's,

Breck. It war just a joke, me sendin' you up there. You can take a

joke, cain't you?"



"Sure," I said. "By the way, John, how's yore toe?"



"It's all right," says he.



"Lemme see," I insisted. "Set yore foot on that stump."



He done so and I give it a awful belt with the butt of my

Winchester.



"That there is a receipt for yore joke," I grunted, as he danced

around on one foot and wept and swore. And so saying, I mounted and

rode on in gloomy grandeur. A Elkins always pays his debts.







THE END


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