- Just stay calm. Maybe he'll come talk to me.
- Just stay calm. Maybe she hasn't seen America's Most Wanted.
I've got great news! Your appeal successfully reduced your six life terms to one.
- Dad, I'm considering a career in organised crime.
- Government or private sector?
Friends call me 'Fat Tony'. Others call me 'please, please God, don't shoot.'
- I don't know where we went wrong with you son...
- I'm over here dad!