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Threesomes
for Players

Threesomes can be tricky. Very tricky.

Do it wrong and it can jeopardize your relationship with a

girl. Do it right and you can experience something only

2% of men have ever had the joy of experiencing.

Threesomes don’t come around often. Given that you

need a girl that is willing to swing with another chick or

with one of your friends, your chances of getting into one

are slim.

In either case, I strongly disagree getting a girl you care

about involved. A threesome can only damage a love-re-

lationship. If you want to get a girl involved, get one that

you don’t have too many feelings for, one that you see

as play mate or sex partner (and she sees you in that

light likewise).

Every now and then you will come about women like

this, especially after using the Advanced Macking meth-

ods. They understand that if things don’t work out, no

one will be hurt and you won’t be hearing about this for

the rest of your life. So when I refer to “girl” here, please

understand that I don’t mean girl friend but instead a

sex-partner, some one who you can call for last-minute

sex and not someone who you picture getting married to.

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There are two ways to make a threesome come about:

1) You and a friend do a girl

2) You and your girl find a lesbian

Naturally, most of us guys would rather be involved with

two women, instead of having to share. But most women

(excuse the low-brow analogy) are like a

“power strip: You can connect several devices to it!”

Plus the experience is just as fun. And the bragging

rights are just as valuable.

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The two guys
with one girl
scenario

1) You and your homeboy play with a girl.

To better illustrate how you can bring this up, let me tell

you a recent threesome I had:

I was at a party, when Isabel, a suburban sex-

partner chick of mine called. She wanted to

come meet me. I told her I was at a party, (while

trying to hint that I was busy).

She begged that she wanted to see me that

night. I reluctantly agreed and told her the

address. I did not want her at that party because

there were several other women I had my eye

on. But I figured one in the hand is better than

two in the bush, plus she was a freak.

Soon she was over. She was all over me,

kissing, marking her territory from the other girls.

Understandable, but not cool, since I did want to

meet new chicks that night, even with her at the

party.

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So I figured she would have to pay in return for

me losing my potential clients. I told her that

here in the city (Chicago), we party differently

from the suburbs.

She asked me what I meant. I told her that we

frequently get into threesomes, and that, if she

wanted to hang-around with me tonight, she

would have to swing with a friend and me.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay, but I

figured it would be a fun activity, as long as he

stays on one side and me on the other.

“Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant”

– anonymous

I told her those were the breaks, because I was

getting into that topic with another chick when

she called. Meaning, if I “don’t get it with you, I

can get it with another tonight”. I was hustling,

but it worked.

She agreed to it. I told her not to worry about it,

to have fun at the party.

Later on, the three of us came home. During the

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car drive, I did not bring up the subject. Why

seem like an amateur and over-hype it? Pretend

it isn’t going to happen, don’t bring it up and you

don’t give her a chance to change her decision,

make terms (“lights off”) or over think.

We got home, Isabel and I started making out

and pretty soon she was giving me head. I kept

my bedroom door open. 15 Minutes into the

blowjob, she was pretty excited, playing with

her-self as well.

David passed by my bedroom, as we had

arranged. I signaled him in, and without much

noise, he took his clothes off and started kissing

her back. She was startled, but soon realized

that she wanted it just as much as we did. He

then started licking her from behind, and the

night went flawlessly for three hours.

Once we were done, David, being the well-

trained sexpert, left the room and us alone.

That was it, it went pretty easy, almost like a porno-flick.

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The Rules

What I learned from this and other “2 guys and girl” style

threesomes was:

- Freaks are the best candidates (obviously,

good-girls won’t be into it as easily as sex

freaks). If you have met a freak or have slept

with a freak or are sleeping with a freak, now is

the time for threesomes. You would be surprised

at how willing they are to experiment.

- Don’t ask if she wants to, tell her how it’s going

to go down. If she doesn’t like it then she can

leave. (Don’t hustle if you don’t have any cards,

though.)

- If you are going to invite a home-boy of yours

to join, make sure he looks desirable and he

doesn’t have a loud/gossipy reputation.

- During the threesome, tell your friend to just

join, and not ask to join as he steps in the room.

Once I waited for 40 minutes for two girls to in-

vite me to their kissing, only to later find out that

I should have just joined and kissed them, with-

out asking.

- During sex, it is better to keep music just loud

enough so that conversations can’t start. If they

start, then people can start to argue or joke or

tell stories, save that for another time.

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- Before proposing a threesome to your girl, ask

her opinion of your home-boy/wing-man. De-

pending on how she answers, you’ll know if he

will be the one for the job.

- When you invite the chick, make it sound like

you and your home-boy made a decision to let

you be the one that you want to have a three-

some with. I.e.: “We thought it would be cool to

party with you.”

- Make it seem like you three are just going to go

back and play. Don’t describe everything that will

happen, as she may not be ready to be hearing

or imagining it yet. Just say that you three could

go back and “party”. Make it seem like its going

to be something light, just a little risqué.

- If she changes her mind, then tell her its ok.

You can still sleep with her as a couple. Talk

about it some other day, not the next day, as the

reasons for her decision will still be fresh in her

mind.

-Let her be an active partner too. If she becomes

the passive player, if you are the one doing ev-

erything and she is just receiving, she may feel

spoiled or abused. Every now and then ask her

for a massage, kiss, head etc. It should be inter-

active and everyone should take part.

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“You are doing
it all wrong”
technique

Let’s say you just met her at a bar or club and the three

of you are now back at your apartment. Conversation is

good, sipping on wine or whatever. You haven’t brought

up the threesome idea yet so you don’t know if she is up

for it.

How it starts

Your boy leaves the room and says he is going some-

where for a while (i.e. gas station to get cigarettes). He

leaves. You two are now alone.

“Come here. Let me show you this really cool

massage trick I learned yesterday!”

“Okay!” She replies. Who the hell is going to deny a

massage? Especially when it’s a new trick. You start to

massage her, you tell her to lie down and relax. You pro-

ceed. Don’t ask her to take her clothes off yet. Right now

you just want it to be innocent. Back massage, clothes

on.

He comes back

Soon, ten minutes into her massage, you homeboy

walks in from the gas station. She won’t be startled be-

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cause what you two are doing is innocent: just a back

massage, clothes are on.

He walks in and sees that you giving her a massage.

“No, no, no. Is that supposed to be the Manchu-mas-

sage I taught you?” He asks.

“Yeah”

“No, no! You are doing it all wrong!”

“Well, how does it go?”

“Here, move aside.”

Bingo! You move aside and let him do the massage. She

should be so relaxed, that she won’t care who is giving

her massage, as long as it feels good.

Switch

You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, so that he

can have a moment with her. You come back, dim the

lights and turn up the music (Portishead, Sade, and

D’Angelo).

You start massaging her legs. It has started. Now the

two of you are having physical contact with her. He is on

her back, you on the legs.

Get Erotic

Slowly work your movements towards her inner thigh.

Your clothes should start coming off, slowly. No rush, no

sudden moves. One of you starts kissing the back of her

neck. The other caressing (massaging) her inner thigh.

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Proceed at your own pace. Ask her to remove her bra

because the straps are in the way. Later, give the same

excuse for her pants (unless she is wearing a skirt,

which would make things A LOT easier).

If she hasn’t tried to stop everything by now, you are in

for plenty.

Don’t go too fast at any point. Any sudden moves, if you

undress too fast, talk too much or start grabbing her

breasts, she may snap out of her relaxation state and

start thinking. Thinking is not good at this moment. Just

let your actions do the talking, and the music and ambi-

ence control the vibe.

The advantage of getting it on with a friend and a chick

is that after this all happens, you’ll know she is a freak

and it should be her turn to find a partner:

“Do you think Jamie would enjoy this?” You ask.

“I don’t know. Maybe.”

“Let’s all go out next Friday, just the four of us. We’ll see

how it goes...”

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You and a girl
find a lesbian

The second way for threesomes to happen is two girls

and a guy.

Cast

To make this happen you need to get one of your lady

sex-partners involved.

Find out if she has ever had or wanted to have sex with

another girl. If there is any trace of a “yes” in her answer,

then suggest that you two go do something different. Tell

her you would be very happy if she would let you watch

her make out with another chick. She may be appalled at

your suggestion. If so leave the subject and pretend you

were joking about it. If she responds “OK” then suggest

that you two go to a lesbian bar.

How to find lesbians

To find one, you can check the local “gay guide”. Lesbian

bars are less common than gay bars, so sometimes-gay

bars have lesbian nights, since there is still a market for

them. Chicago, for instance, has 40+ gay bars, but only

4 full time lesbian lounges. Do this research before

hand, but pretend you didn’t after your partner agrees to

it.

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Go to the bar. Guys are welcome too in most lesbian

bars; you just have to be respectful of the environment.

You will notice that it can get very scary in most lesbian

bars, since you are dealing with women that don’t like

guys for one reason or another (which is very different

from gay bars, where gays are cool with women).

Side note:

If I were you, I wouldn’t hit on any chick in there

(they are there for a reason) or if one starts

talking crap to you, eat it. You don’t know what

kind of pact all those women have. Also, before

going into the men’s bathroom, knock. They

usually use that room to make out.

Your first goal is to let everyone at the bar know that you

and your girl are together. So walk around the place,

maybe shoot a little pool, talk to a few groups of women

(ask about what time the place closes), and make your-

self seen.

Lesbo pick up

Now comes the coolest part. It took me several attempts

at threesome before figuring this one.

Instead of hitting on lesbians and asking them if they

want to have sex with you and your girl...

.... let them pick up your girl!

Amazingly easy because you don’t do shit!

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Think about. The lesbians that want to get involved with

your girl will hit on her. Yet since you already made clear

that the two of you came together, the lesbian under-

stands that you are involved in the process. If they don’t

want to deal with you, they won’t hit on your girl, if they

have a little of bi-sexuality in them, then the fact that you

come attached to your girl won’t bother her.

So what do you do? You tell your girl to go dancing by

herself on the dance floor. Within minutes (depending on

how packed the place is) your girl will be hit on. Tell your

girl that she can reject them until she finds some one

she likes. Once the two are talking, they will start making

out. They are good at this and this part will take care of it

self. This is very normal at lesbian bars, they tend to se-

duce simply by skipping the conversation and going

straight to kissing (lucky bitches).

Getting you in the picture

Tell your girl that once she feels the two of them have

made out enough, that she should come out and intro-

duce her catch to you.

The lesbian will feel awkward until you tell her that you

thought, “the two of you looked very sexy” making out on

the dance floor. At this point, the lesbian won’t feel like

she is intruding on someone’s territory, but rather that

she is a welcome guest. Make the situation less tense.

Chit chat, order a few drinks and get everyone bubbly.

Maybe move to a slightly darker part of the bar, where

you three are less visible. This should help make all

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three of you less self-conscious.

Three-way kiss

If the two start making out again in front of you, this

means that things are going well and that you should join

in. Don’t ask for permission, just join in and kiss your girl

first. Then, while grabbing both by the waste, kiss the

lesbian. If she totally refuses to kiss you, you’re barking

up the wrong tree. If she goes with it, then you’re golden.

Go Somewhere

As soon as the scenario becomes favorably intimate,

you should start making plans for pulling the “let’s go

somewhere” technique, where you suggest to go some-

where else because “this place is too [insert complaint

here]”. You should, however, get your girl to propose go-

ing somewhere else. This way, the lesbian is less likely

to refuse.

On your way out, figure out who lives closest. This will

not only help decide where to go (without using the

dreaded “my place or yours”), but will also create a

sense of urgency. Furthermore, it jumps to the assump-

tion that there is more to be had, that you three will be

getting down.

Keep the engines hot

Let your girl sit in the back of the car with the lesbo, you

don’t want any engine cooling down. Drive to whoever’s

apartment, and tell your girl to keep kissing.

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As soon as you three walk in, you can join in again on

the kissing. Keep it going so that there are no awkward

moments. Keep the lights off (if she turns them on), so

as to set the mood and avoid staring contests from hap-

pening).

Let them start it

If the situation does get weird, tell the two that you are

going to go buy some wine. Here, your goal is to just

give them some space for themselves, so that they can

get it going. Whether you find a liquor store open or not

doesn’t matter. Show up 20 to 30 minutes later and sim-

ply walk-in quietly into whatever they are up to.

Participating

Join in and catch up with the pace of the scene with your

girls. If the two are still kissing, take your girl’s clothes

off, as a hint for the lesbian to take hers. If they are eat-

ing each other out, then eat your girl friend out. Unless

you are obviously invited, slowly start caressing the les-

bian, and build up a foreplay so that she can enjoy it too.

To fuck, oink your girl first, then the lesbian, by asking

the lesbian to eat out your girl. This will put the lesbian in

a position easy for you to approach her and oink.

Side Note:

One thing to remember is that girls get very

disgusted by other girl’s juices, so be sure to

wear a condom and change it when you switch

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between girls. Don’t use the same condom on

both girls. (I once got into a lot of trouble with my

sex-partner after wards, no more threesomes for

me with her.)

Once you are done

If you finish first, leave them alone quietly, they are not

done and your comments, giggles and proximity may

disturb them.

When it’s all said and done, let the lesbian leave, don’t

ask her to stay, just get her number, say something like

“this was fun, we have you over for dinner ;-) “, give her

directions home or call her a cab and let her go (pre-pay

the cab driver).

If you slept at her house, leave as soon as its over, no

need to overstay your welcome. Plus, you don’t know

what kinds of feelings are brewing up between the two.

Better divide and conquer.