Q: What time is it

when an elephant

sits on your fence?

A: Time to get a new

fence!

Q: How can you tell

if there is an ele-

phant in your bed?

A: Your nose is

squashed against the

ceiling!

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Lion

Q: Why did the lion

lose at cards?

A: Because he was

playing with a

cheetah!

Q: What‛s the dif-

ference between a

tiger and a lion ?

A: A tiger has the

mane part missing!

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Zebra

Q: What did the

traffic light say to

the zebra crossing?

A: Don‛t look now I‛m

changing.

Q: What‛s black and

white and noisy?

A: A zebra with a

set of drums.

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Giraffe

Q: What is a

giraffe‛s favourite

joke?

A: A tall story.

Q: What do you get

when you cross a

giraffe with a

hedgehog ?

A: A very tall

toothbrush!

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