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LONGARM AND THE MAIDEN MEDUSA [066-066-5.0]

By: Tabor Evans

Synopsis:

Longarm doesn't like getting shot. It hurts. And so far, no
one's been kind enough to kill him. Now he's got a body full of
Number Nine Buckshot, and a score to settle with the shooter: a
woman they call Medusa Le Mat. The only thing blacker than her
hair is her heart. And the only thing more desirable than her
beauty would be a reason not to kill her. 224th novel in the
"Longarm" series, 1997.

Jove Books
New York
Copyright (C) 1997 by
Jove Publications, Inc.
All rights reserved.

This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part, by mimeograph or any
other means, without permission. For information address: The Berkley
Publishing Group, 200 Madison Avenue, New York, New York 10016.

ISBN: 0-515-12132-0

Jove Books are published by The Berkley Publishing Group, 200 Madison
Avenue, New York, New York 10016.

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A Jove Book / published by arrangement with the author

Printing history
Jove edition / August 1997

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this
book is stolen property. It was reported as "unsold and destroyed" to the
publisher, and neither the author nor the publisher has received any
payment for this "stripped book."

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Chapter 1

The gang hadn't ridden in for a shootout with Longarm. They'd come to
rob the bank. Longarm wasn't in the Bitter Creek Savings & Loan to foil
any robbery. He just needed to cash a check because a flash flood to the
east had washed out a quarter mile of U.P. track and the infernal trains
wouldn't be running for a good three days or more.

U.S. Deputy Marshal Custis Long, as it read on the check, had been
told more than once he was too good-natured for his own good. He could
have marched his federal want back to the local jail and let him live on
bread and beans until they were fixing to head on back to Colorado. But
his prisoner, the soon-to-be-late Hamilton Ingram, seemed a tolerable cuss
when he wasn't drinking. He'd turned himself in for shooting that Indian
agent in Fort Collins once he'd found himself broke and sober in Wyoming
Territory.

So, seeing that Longarm had signed all the papers and checked his want
out of the Bitter Creek Jail before they'd told him about the fool
railroad, the lawman had hired a room for the two of them near the U.P.
station, and announced that he'd only cuff his prisoner to one bedstead
after they were ready to turn in, subject to Ingram's continued sobriety
and a civil tongue at all times.

A mean drunk, but a man of common sense when sober, Hamp Ingram, as he
preferred to be called, had agreed to Longarm's generous terms, and that
was how come they were standing in line at the bank when all hell busted
loose.

Longarm hadn't been expecting hell to bust loose. That was how come
he was caught flat-footed with his check in one hand and that sack of
fixings he'd spent the last of his ready cash on, to feed both himself and
his prisoner, in the other. A pretty little brunette wearing a wool coat
and veiled spring bonnet was between the two men and the teller's cage, but
she seemed to grasp the intent of the trio barging through the front

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entrance before anyone else did. For she threw up both hands, one still
enclosed in a rabbit-fur muff, and wailed, "Oh, please don't hurt us!"
before even one of the wild and woolly gents with bandannas over their
faces and six-guns in their hands declared their full intent.

When their obvious leader shouted, "Hands up, one and all, or I'll
shoot!" Longarm raised his gun hand, but hung on to his heavy load of
fixings as he murmured to Ingram, "Get that lady and yourself into the
corner behind me, Hamp."

But as Ingram tried to herd the scared-looking brunette out of the
line of fire, she flinched away and sobbed she was too young to die. Then
one of the bank robbers told Longarm to leave her be and get both damned
hands up.

Longarm moved toward a nearby vacant banker's desk, replying in a calm
voice of sweet reason that there were eggs in the sack as he got both hands
down a piece, as if to balance the load on the desk before he obeyed.

He actually had the grips of the cross-draw Colt .4440 under his tweed
frock coat in mind, but the scared and innocent-looking little brunette
never gave him time to set his load down and go for his gun. The gun she'd
been holding in that innocent-looking muff was a Le Mat Duplex, the only
revolver on the market that fired shotgun rounds, and the 20-gauge charge
of Number Nine Buck, fired dead level at point-blank range, blew Longarm
out from under his dark Stetson to roll ass-over-teakettle across the desk.
Then the smoking Le Mat swung to cover the wide-eyed Ingram.

"Hold on, ma'am! I'm a crook my ownself!" the befuddled prisoner of a
gunned-down lawman blurted out as the brunette finished him off, yelling,
"Do them all! For now they know my pretty face and we don't want them
blabbing about our winning ways!"

So that was the end of the other two customers and three bank
employees, two of the victims women, as the three masked men and their
petite advance scout made a hasty as well as substantial withdrawal from
the Bitter Creek Savings & Loan.

The smoke was still clearing, and Longarm was still numbly wondering
who he was and where he might be, as the first townsmen and local lawmen
tore in, their own guns drawn, to view the scene of carnage with dismay.

"Jesus H. Christ!" exclaimed a more literate Wyoming rider. "It looks
like the last act of Hamlet, save for the blood being real! They gunned
Banker Nelson, and ain't that Miss Rumford from the schoolhouse laying
yonder with her skirts up scandalously and half her face blown off?"

Another local peered down through the clearing smoke and exclaimed,
"This here looks like that Colorado boy who turned hisself in to us a few
days ago. He was supposed to be headed back to Denver to stand trial for
shooting some Indian agent. Now somebody has shot him dead as a turd in a
milk bucket, and where's that Colorado rider who took him off our hands
this morning?"

Another Bitter Creek lawman responded to some funny noises coming from
behind an apparently vacant desk, and called out, "Here he is, alive but
not at all well, covered with blood and busted glass from this brown paper
bag he must have been packing when they gunned him!"

So the supine Longarm was soon the center of attention as he tried to

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talk, and found it nigh impossible to breathe for the better part of the
next five minutes.

By the time he was able to tell them what had happened and give his
description of the killers, the three masked men and their sidesaddle
leader had galloped out of town, doubled back along a wooded draw the
leader had scouted in advance, and holed up for the moment in the sod house
of an old loner they'd buried out back beneath his henhouse.

Out of sight for the moment, but knowing full well they'd hardly be
out of mind in the nearby settlement, the quartet changed clothes to go
with the fresh mounts they'd left there in the care of a skinny ash blonde
called Pinkie. As the man who'd appeared the leader at the bank changed
into what might have been a traveling salesman, he confided to the gal
they'd left holding the fort, "You should have seen this other sweet little
thing blazing away back there! Blowed this one tall drink of water clean
off his feet with that bodacious Le Mat!"

The object of his admiration, now dressed more like a homesteading gal
than a young lady of fashion, idly hefted the now-reloaded Le Mat and
quietly observed, "I had to. I recognized him from the time he was pointed
out to me at the Cheyenne Opera House. He was that famous and mighty
dangerous Longarm from the Denver District Court."

Pinkie gasped. "Oh, Dear Lord, you gunned a federal lawman! We've
got to flee far as can be from these parts before his friends posse up to
hunt us all down and hang us high!"

The brunette nodded soberly and replied, "They've already possed up by
now, and this time there's no way for us to catch a train out to safer
parts. The sod all about is soft after that recent gully-washer. So it
won't take them long to cut our trail, boys and girls."

One of the men, recalling a gal who'd been staring at him wide-eyed in
the bank before he'd blown half her face off, gasped, "This is one hell of
a time to tell us we won't be flagging down that train after all! You
should have called off the job when you found out about them blamed
railroad tracks. I figured you had some other way out in mind. I never
would have gone along with that robbery if I'd thought I was about to get
caught, Dad blast it!"

The more talkative one, now dressed up to sell windmills or bob wire,
said, "Calm down, Smokey. I'm sure the little lady has another way out of
these parts figured. Ain't that right, pretty lady?"

To which the brunette in rustic riding togs demurely replied, "I sure
do. They'll be looking for four riders. Three men and a girl. I don't
see how anyone in town could know about Pinkie here."

Men who live by the gun get good at living by the gun, if they're to
live any time at all. So the same, hair-triggered hardcase who'd shot the
schoolmarm in the bank put a thoughtful hand to the grips of his six-gun,
but never got to ask his next question as the brunette opened up at
point-blank range with that massive Le Mat, filling the already dusty
interior of the little soddy with the reek of gun smoke and spattered gore
while Pinkie wailed for mercy in a far corner.

"Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I'll be good!" the terrified
ash blonde sobbed as the smoke lifted to reveal three bodies spread like
carelessly tossed bearskin rugs across the dirt floor.

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The brunette calmly replied, "You're going to have to change that
dress. You've shit yourself. You silly kid. I'm not about to hurt you.
I need you. That posse will be searching high and low for three men and
one girl. After you and me get rid of this dead meat down the outhouse
pit, they won't be able to find anyone but two innocent farm girls, riding
east with some pack ponies because they couldn't catch that train, see?"

Pinkie gasped, "I see it all now! You meant to do those boys dirt
from the first moment we picked them up in Cheyenne, didn't you?"

To which her somewhat older and far more deadly partner could only
reply, "Of course. Why, in heavens name, would we want to split the swag
five ways when we could simply divide it even-steven?"

Pinkie grinned like a mean little kid and marveled, "You sure have
thrifty ways with money. I never liked any of these dirty old men to begin
with. Bob and Smokey both kept trying to mess with me, and when I wouldn't
let 'em they called me a lizzy gal."

She grinned up at the deadly brunette and added in a dirtier tone, "A
lot they knew. About us lizzy gals, that is."

Reloading the Le Mat, her smaller and darker companion sighed and
said, "You're going to have to see if you can fit into my other outfit, now
that you've made such a mess of your farm-girl disguise. Go out back,
shuck, and wash off at the pump while I see if I can let my coat out at the
seams for you."

When the ash blonde hesitated, she was told, "Just do as I say. Girls
your age get in trouble when they try to think for themselves. Anybody who
recalls that citified riding outfit I had on at the bank ought to remember
little old me in it, you big Swede. It's your own fault for soiling the
disguise we chose for you, and who's going to be looking for two lady bank
robbers to begin with?"

Pinkie went out back, gingerly shucked the summer-weight gingham
Mother Hubbard, and used the cleaner bodice as a washrag as she used the
yard pump, a lot, from her broad hips down. Then, her socks wet above her
tightly laced high-buttons, she strode back inside, naked as a jay from the
ankles up, and declared, "I need a nice warm towel to wipe away this wet
gooseflesh!"

The brunette set the Le Mat aside to hold up the much more fashionable
calico dress and wool coat she'd worn at the bank. "Never mind all that,"
she said. "We have to be on our way, and the sun won't set on you before
you're nice and dry."

Still naked, and smiling in a mighty worldly way for such a simple
soul, Pinkie moved closer, husking, "All this worry and excitement has made
me sort of horny. How about you, honey?"

The older and obviously wiser brunette French-kissed her, but drew
back to insist, "We don't have time for that here and now. We have to get
our fannies and our bank withdrawal up to South Pass City before we pause
for other pleasures. Put on this damned outfit, Pinkie!"

So Pinkie began to, even as she casually asked, "Wouldn't it make as
much sense if we left our coats aside whilst we haul these dead boys out
back? How come you've already put that riding duster on, honey?"

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The brunette replied, "In case anybody rides in before we hide all the
evidence, of course. There won't be much time to put things on or off if
we have to shoot our way out of here."

Pinkie went on dressing, even as she said that she didn't want to wear
such a distinctive spring bonnet.

When the brunette said she wouldn't have to, Pinkie absently put on
the wool coat, finding it mighty snug in spite of the way the seams had
been knee-popped across the shoulders.

Then the brunette said, "You look adorable. Let's saddle the ponies
we mean to escape on before we do anything else."

The ash blonde asked, "Why can't we just ride? Why do we have to do
anything else? I say let the posse find these old things and be damned to
them. If I was chasing three old bank robbers and found the three of them
had been shot, I'd have no call to search any further for 'em, would I?"

The brunette smiled indulgently and said, not unkindly, "I tend to
forget what a deep thinker you can be, Pinkie. No posse will expect to
catch up with three men. Someone in town has surely told them a tale about
three men and a girl. If they find them here, without the money or the
girl, they're going to suspect that just about what happened here, happened
here, see?"

Pinkie brightened and asked, "You mean they might think the gal they
rode off with gunned them, to ride off with the money?"

The brunette nodded soberly and replied, "That's why I don't want them
to find things exactly this way. I want them to assume they're looking for
a fifth member of the gang who gunned all four of them when they rode in
here to change outfits and ponies, see?"

Pinkie looked confused, and started to say there was no female body
for any posse to find. Then the Le Mat roared at close range to make an
unrecognizable hash of her face.

So when the posse rode in an hour or so later, they read things that
way. The bank robbers had been surprised in the act of changing disguises.
But clothes they'd worn at the bank, along with their calico bandanna
masks, were there for all to see, along with the still shapely but mangled
gal in the same wool coat, with that veiled spring hat in one far corner.

Nobody who noticed a distant farm gal riding a paint and leading a
gray had any call to chase after her on such a busy afternoon. For just as
the treacherous little brunette had planned far in advance, the local
lawmen figured the gang had been double-crossed by one or more mighty fast
gunslicks of the male persuasion.

It made sense to send a gal in ahead to scout the intended scene of
the crime. But such sign as there was to read around their hideout said
that no more than one or two had been left there with the spare mounts and
changes of clothing. That meant the lawmen had to track down one or two
strangers in pants before the U.P. tracks were repaired and most anybody
could be long gone with all that money and no description worth mention.

Once holed up in South Pass City, without incident, the very ruthless
mastermind, who'd never meant to share a penny with three dumber men and a

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girl, reflected on yet another job well done. For things had gone slick as
a whistle, with the only surprise being that federal lawman on the scene,
just long enough to catch a 20-gauge shotgun charge dead center at
point-blank range.

Since he had, there was no need to worry about him, or so the hard but
innocent-looking little killer thought.

Which only went to show what Mr. Burns had meant in his poem about the
best-laid plans of mice and men.

Chapter 2

The young widow of a rich old mining man had given her hired help the
night off. So she was alone in her kitchen, frying eggs, when there came a
discreet rapping on her back door.

There was nothing to be done about her long brown hair hanging down
her back at that hour. But she wrapped her beige pongee kimono more
securely about her Junoesque curves as she moved over to peer through a
side pane, gasp in surprised delight, and open up to haul Longarm inside
for a nice warm kiss before she exclaimed, "Oh, Custis, I've been so
worried about you! What are you doing out of your sickbed? The Rocky
Mountain News said you'd been shot in the breast by a shotgun and weren't
expected to recover!"

To which Longarm modestly replied, "It was only a 20-gauge, half the
bore and a quarter the blast of a serious Greener market gun. We were
fixing to have them say I'd been killed all the way. But Henry, our fussy
file clerk, convinced Marshal Vail and me that the payroll would be thrown
all out of joint if a senior deputy died totally and then came back to
life."

Dragging him into the kitchen and seating him at the table, his
radiant hostess said, "Just let me take these things off the stove lest
they burn. Didn't it smart to be shot in the breast with any sort of
shotgun, darling?"

He explained, "Not half as much as it might have if I hadn't been
planning on some fry cooking of my own. On my way to that bank I'd picked
up a big slab of bacon and a bitty frying pan, along with some biscuit
flour and a bottle of tomato ketchup. My coat and vest wound up at the dry
cleaner, once I got my breath back, but nary a lead shot got through that
old frying pan. How come you don't want to fry with your own pan anymore,
honey?"

She moved over to sit in his lap, allowing her kimono to fall wide
open as she husked, "I can get fried eggs most any time. How long has it
been since last you darkened my door, you brute?"

Longarm replied by rising with her in his arms. They both knew the
way to her bedroom. As he carried her out of the kitchen and up the back
stairs, she repeated her question, and he said a man lost track of time
when he had a mean boss who kept him so busy.

He felt sort of mean himself as he considered where else he'd been
since the last time he'd been up here atop Capitol Hill. A man had to
consider where he meant to indulge in slap and tickle when he was supposed

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to be crippled up or dying in the hospital. He didn't think he ought to
say as much to a gal he admired for her brains as well as her warm nature.

But of course, being a gal with brains as well as a warm nature, the
Junoesque young widow only let him lay her across the bed and come in her
once before she demanded to know what he'd been doing with that other woman
up in Bitter Creek to begin with.

Longarm was sitting up to finish undressing all the way and she
regarded him from a state of total nudity in her big four-poster. The
bedroom lamp was trimmed low. But he met her eyes with a clear conscience
and assured her, "That gal who shot me was neither a rival nor half as well
built. I'd never seen her before, but the wanted flyers know her of old,
and that's how come we don't want her to know she never shot me seriously."

He shucked the last of his disordered duds, and flopped back naked
beside her to take her in his arms again and treat her even better. She
spread her soft thighs in wide welcome, but protested, "I do this way
better when I'm not wondering about other women, Custis."

Longarm eased his love-slicked organ-grinder in place between the
gates of paradise as he said soothingly, "She was just an ornery outlaw
gal. We don't know her real name. But we call her kind a Medusa because
of the way they kill everyone who gets a good look at their faces, like
that Medusa critter in those old Greek myths. This particular cold-blooded
she-monster is called Miss Medusa Le Mat because she's been turning folks
to stone, leastways, hash, with a Le Mat Duplex. That's this freak
revolver with its cylinder of .40-caliber chambers turning on a sawed-off
20-gauge shotgun barrel instead of a regular axis. After she shot me, my
prisoner, and others at that Wyoming bank, it seems she wiped out her own
gang and rode off with all the swag. She had us all confounded about that
at first. She'd left the posse a ringer in the outfit she'd been wearing
in the bank. It would have worked a heap better if she'd really left me
dead with all the other witnesses."

He found himself rising once more to the occasion as he kissed the
widow's soft throat and added, "We figure from other cases in other parts
that the lady we call Miss Medusa Le Mat doesn't want her sweet innocent
face remembered by any witnesses or associates. I got a good look at her
up close, just before she blew me off my feet. So I found her substitute
corpse unconvincing when they brought it into Bitter Creek."

The widow dilated to let him get the head in, then clamped down and
sort of rolled the rest of it in as she moaned, "Ooh, nice! But there was
nothing in the papers about you identifying any bodies, darling."

He agreed it felt swell, but moved it nice and easy at first while he
explained, "We didn't want to run Miss Medusa to ground too deep."

The young widow chuckled fondly, said she liked it as deep as he felt
like running it into her, and added that she didn't follow his drift about
that other wicked gal.

So Longarm told her, without stopping, "We put her getaway together
after it was too late, comparing notes with mighty uncertain witnesses who
vaguely recalled a small nester gal in a drab Mother Hubbard dress and
oversized sunbonnet. We figure she changed to yet another outfit as soon
as she caught a stagecoach going one way or another out of South Pass City.
The two ponies she abandoned there had been stolen over near the Utah
line."

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Then they were both too busy loping over the rise of pure pleasure to
worry about anyone else for a spell, which they did their best to hold on
to.

But since all things good and bad must pass, it came to pass all too
soon that they were sharing a three-for-a-nickel cheroot, propped up
against the headboard with her head on his bare shoulder while she tried to
fill in some gaps in her understanding of that other woman.

Longarm passed the smoke to her as he explained, "We know who the
three drifters and one whore she recruited were. All four had long if
somewhat pathetic records, albeit none of 'em had ever done anything so
serious before. Smokey Wade was the meanest, and he'd never killed for
that much profit before. Bob Shingler had been fired from his job as a
Wells Fargo guard when they caught him pilfering from passengers. Nick
Parsons was a stock thief who could ride and shoot some. That other gal
was a shopworn whore who shoplifted when she couldn't find a paying
customer on the streets of Cheyenne."

He took back the cheroot for a thoughtful drag, placed the tip back
between her lips, and continued. "Miss Medusa Le Mat has played the same
dirty game at least five times. Lord only knows how many times she might
have pulled it off before anybody noticed certain tedious repetitions.
With her natural face hanging out, smiling as if butter wouldn't melt in
her mouth, she recruited the local talent she needed once she'd scouted the
Bitter Creek Savings & Loan. I can say for certain she appeared an
innocent high-toned lady as she stood in the bank ahead of the rest of us."

The far-from-innocent young widow asked what that other woman had
looked like, aside from being so socially acceptable.

Longarm patted a bare shoulder reassuringly as he replied, "She was
out to kill me, not to steal me away from anybody. But like I said, I was
standing close enough, in fair light, to recall her face forever more.
Getting shot point-blank by a pretty gal has a wondrous way of
concentrating a man's mind."

"I might have known you'd never forget a pretty face!" the pretty
widow sniffed, reaching down to toy with his belly hairs while she brought
up that other gal she'd heard about at his Chinese laundry.

Longarm protested he'd never messed with that pretty Chinese, which
was true enough. Of course, the pretty widow had never mentioned the gal
working at the Golden Dragon Chop Suey Palace.

He said soothingly, "Miss Medusa Le Mat looks all right because
there's nothing wrong with her. But had she not shot me with that
trademark Le Mat Duplex, I'd have never paid her all that much mind. We
figure that's what makes her such a Medusa. She knows a change of costume
and mayhaps hair color can turn her into yet another gal entirely to anyone
who hasn't been looking at her closely. So every time she plans a robbery,
she plans ahead on killing everybody who might have regarded her more than
casually. You see, the real Medusa, in those old Greek legends, petrified
every man who saw her face. I'll be switched if I can figure out how any
of those old Greek sculptors knew how to carve her face out of stone."

The naked flesh-and-blood beauty next to him chuckled and told him,
"That was just a fairy tale, you big silly. We read about Medusa and that
clever Greek who killed her when I was in grammar school. But I doubt

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you'll ever kill Medusa's modern namesake with a magic mirror and a sword,
Custis."

Longarm took a long drag on their cheroot, blew a ponderous smoke
ring, and stared through it at their bare toes while he soberly said, "That
Greek lawman knew where that earlier Medusa was hiding out. Seeing she was
able to turn visitors to stone on sight, she never had to get around as
much. Miss Medusa Le Mat, using a Le Mat Duplex instead of magic, has hit
as far west as San Diego and far east as Saint Lou. We're hoping we might
be able to get her to come to us. Like you read in both the Rocky Mountain
News and Denver Post, this child is supposed to be laid up in a private
room at County General with a collapsed lung and possible lead poisoning
too close to his old heart to operate."

He blew another smoke ring, reached out to snub the cheroot in an
ashtray near the bed lamp, and added, "There's this dummy in a hospital bed
with my name on its medical charts. We've naturally got a round-the-clock
guard posted across the hall in another empty room. So that leaves the
real me free to roam, as long as I stay out of the brighter-lit parts of
town. So here I am, and ain't this more fun than spending a night alone in
a hospital bed?"

She gasped, "Powder River and let her buck!" as Longarm rolled over on
top of her again to thrust his recovered manhood right where they both
wanted it.

They had to work further down in the bed to get in position for a
serious gallop. But part of the fun was getting there with an old pal
whose body movements meshed with one's own. So another good time was had
by all, until they somehow wound up dog-style.

That position, as any experienced folks can verify, is the most
natural position for conversation while fornicating. Longarm liked to talk
to women almost as much as he liked to screw them. So when the horny young
widow thrust her ample but well-formed behind up to take it just right,
with a remark about no dummy ever passing for such a natural man in this
position, Longarm sighed and said, "I sure hope she'll read the same papers
and rise to the bait at County General. I'd hate to have her pull the same
stunt at another bank in other parts. Bank robbery is only federal when it
looks as if state or territorial border-jumping might be involved. We're
hoping she'll feel a call to eliminate me as a witness once and for all
before she plans another bloodbath."

The more distinctive beauty he was having his way with arched her back
to give him more as she said, "I don't think I'd risk paying you a hospital
visit if I was on the run, darling. She did get away clean, and it's a big
country."

He replied, thrusting it as deep as she let him, "I get to cover a lot
of the country riding for the Justice Department. It all depends on
whether or not she buys my rep as a lawman who never forgets a face. She
might feel confident behind more powder and a wig than I reported. She
might feel it's safe to pull at least one or two more robberies before she
comes to visit me. She might be dumb enough to think that would draw our
attention away from County General."

The smart young widow said, "Let me roll over and take it the good
old-fashioned way while I'm coming. You're right about her being sort of
dumb. Why do you suppose she can't see how using that same freakish gun
the same way, over and over, is sure to get her caught?"

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Longarm waited until they were going at it her way, with her long
shapely legs locked around his bare waist, before he suggested that the
other wicked lady might not care who knew that the same ill-tempered gal
was robbing banks all over creation, as long as nobody knew who she was or
exactly what she looked like.

The one in his arms came just ahead of him. He returned her
compliment with more interest than she had any right to expect, and that
inspired her to slobber all over him and sob, "Oh, Custis, how would I ever
get laid right if somebody shot you with a Le Mat Duplex?"

He left it in to soak, but just rested his weight on his elbows and
her pelvis as he chuckled and said, "Somebody already has, and as you might
have noticed, it hasn't slowed me down worth mention."

She sighed, and hugged him tighter with her legs as she wistfully
remarked, "I ought to say I'm sorry you didn't get any of this up in Bitter
Creek, but I'm not. How long do you and your boss, Marshal Vail, intend to
leave you in that hospital bed?"

Longarm honestly replied, "Can't say for certain. It's up to the lady
to make her own choices. It wouldn't be realistic to have me take forever
to get better or worse, even if the paymaster would go for it. I reckon we
can give her to the end of the month to make some noticeable move."

The woman, who'd started to move on her own under him again, sighed
and said she wished he could stay sick in bed at least as long.

Longarm said, "So do I. Old Billy Vail ain't taking this case as
personally as me."

She told him that was a sweet thing to say, and started moving her
hips faster. So Longarm never told her he was taking the case personally
because that other gal had killed a federal prisoner on him before he could
bring the cuss in to be hanged.

Chapter 3

Nobody but some pesky newspaper reporters and an old flame with
flowers went to see Longarm at County General for the next seven or eight
days. The reporters were told Longarm was running a fever from his
mortified wounds and was too delirious to see anybody. So Reporter
Crawford of the Post ran what amounted to the obituary of his old
town-taming pal, and Miss Morgana Floyd of the Arvada Orphan Asylum left
the mason jar of blue chickory her orphans had picked for their hero at the
front desk.

That widow woman up on Capitol Hill didn't know about old Morgana
Floyd, of course, and it was fun to read one's own obituary in bed with
her. She didn't get half the jokes because she'd never been there at the
times old Crawford had written about. So she got mad when they got to the
part about Longarm taking Calamity Jane away from Wild Bill.

He hugged her bare body closer to his own as he assured her nobody
with a lick of sense had ever fought over the dubious charms of Miss Martha
Jane Canary, known as Calamity ever since she'd been fired from a Dodge
City house of ill repute for clapping up her customers.

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Holding the Post in one hand and a swell tit in the other, Longarm
elaborated. "I've met up with both Calamity and Jim Hickok in my travels
over the years since I came out here from West-by-God Virginia. Old
Calamity would have it known that James Butler Hickok screwed her every
chance he got, and she's invited me to screw her every time we've met up.
But for the record, Jim Hickok was married and not clapped up when he got
shot in the back in the Number Ten Saloon."

The suspicious-natured but pretty gal in bed with Longarm sniffed and
said something about there being fire wherever there was smoke.

Longarm shook his head and insisted, "Not when hopeless drunks are
bragging in a saloon to greenhorn newspaper reporters. The last time I met
Calamity Jane, she was drinking herself silly up in Deadwood. I heard her
say how she'd wept and kissed old Wild Bill's coffin before they could
lower it into the cold, cold ground of the Black Hills. But there's no
solid evidence the two of them ever even met up whilst he was above the
ground. Nobody who really drank with Jim Hickok ever called him Wild Bill
the way Calamity Jane and Ned Buntline's Wild West Magazine likes to."

The Denver gal observed, "Calamity Jane has her own Wild West covers
now, doesn't she?"

Longarm chuckled fondly, and explained, "I told Ned Buntline I'd sue
him if he ever did that to me. But according to him and Calamity Jane, she
rode for the Pony Express and scouted for Custer before she found true love
with Wild Bill, just before he was killed with both her and those aces and
eights on his mind."

He snuggled the young widow's warm flesh closer and added, "Martha
Jane Canary was born this side of the California Gold Rush, making her no
older than ten or eleven during those few months Buffalo Bill Cody and some
of those other blowhards really rode for the Pony Express. At the time Jim
Hickok was killed in Deadwood, just passing through a brand-new boom town,
Calamity would have been in her early twenties, and they do say she was
married up a spell before she took to whoring and serious drinking."

Since gals used meaner arithmetic on one another than menfolk, the
young widow quickly tallied in her pretty head. "If she was in her early
twenties when Wild Bill was shot back in '76," she said, "she only would be
in her later twenties this very night! Yet she looks so old and gruff on
those magazine covers, Custis!"

Longarm kissed her ear and pointed out, "You younger-looking gals are
more careful about your hair and grooming, wear more womanly outfits, and
try to avoid drunken brawls with bullwhips. Old Calamity is inclined to
boast about wonders and cucumbers that never happened, but she's still led
a hard life and it's commencing to show. So suffice it to say, I never
stole her away from old Jim Hickok. And look here. It says I beat Billy
the Kid to the draw down New Mexico way!"

"Didn't you?" she asked dryly.

He laughed and said, "Not hardly. Me and the Kid were still alive,
the last I heard. There's a heap of bull out about him too. But I have it
on good authority that young Henry McCarthy, Bill Bonney, or whoever he
might be never goes for his gun unless he really means it."

She repressed a shiver, and said she followed his drift about it being

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sort of silly to imply two well-known gunslicks would slap leather at the
same time and just stand there.

He said, "A heap of such yarns unravel as soon as you study on the way
common sense says they'd have to pan out. Old-timers all over the West
have started to cite witnesses to impossible events instead of adding and
subtracting the possibles. Human beings can do all sorts of loco things.
But they can't get around time and geography. I know they'd rather have
eyewitness testimony for a criminal trial. But speaking from experience,
I'll take circumstantial evidence every time. A rattled barkeep who
witnesses a sudden flare-up ain't half as reliable to me as the victim's
blood all over the killer's boots."

She said she followed his drift, and then said she wanted to get on
top this time. So he let her, and it was swell, but were the truth to be
known, making love to the sweetest gal over and over could become a chore
by the fourth or fifth night. So even as she was going up and down like a
painted pony on the brass pole of a merry-go-round, Longarm caught himself
picturing Miss Morgana Floyd, or even better, that barmaid at the Black Cat
who kept saying no, in the same position and state of undress. Even though
he wryly recalled the time he'd been going at it dog-style with old Morgana
while picturing this one's broader hips in place of the pretty little
orphan herder's.

He decided, as long as he was screwing a daydream, he might as well
imagine Miss Ellen Terry of the wicked stage, seeing that that was as close
as he was ever going to get to the high-toned English actress who seemed so
pretty in her photographs.

Hence, the next morning when he reported in at Marshal Billy Vail's
private home on Sherman Street instead of going to their office down at the
Denver Federal Building, Longarm was more than ready to saddle up and ride
most anywhere.

Back alleys and kitchen doors were made for gents who didn't aim to be
recognized out of their hospital bed in the bright morning sunlight. So
Longarm caught up with his boss as the somewhat older and far shorter and
stouter Billy Vail was having ham and eggs with real Arbuckle coffee.

Longarm had just had breakfast, in bed, so when Vail's wife seated him
at the kitchen table, with a veiled remark about scandalous young widow
women, he said he'd just have some black coffee.

He knew Vail's wife hadn't heard anything about him over the
backyard-fence telegraph, because he'd asked the widow gal to give her
hired help a swell spring vacation. That meant Vail and his wife were in
the habit of talking shop together. Longarm idly wondered, as he sipped
her swell coffee, whether she and old Billy were in the habit of
conversational screwing dog-style. It was comical to picture, but when you
studied on it, nobody looked all that dignified or even rational from the
point of view of your average Peeping Tom, and old Billy Vail still drank
and smoked as vigorously as anyone else.

He ate good too. Vail washed down a heroic chaw of ham and eggs with
coffee and told Longarm, "First the good news. I got the Attorney General
in Washington Town to grade Miss Medusa Le Mat up to a nationwide federal
manhunt with you carte-blanched to chase her as far and wide as she might
run."

Longarm asked what the bad news might be.

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Vail said, "She seems to have chosen far and wide. She must have read
the papers by this time. But she doesn't seem to care to visit you in the
hospital. By the way, did you know that stenographer gal they call Miss
Bubbles brought you a potted plant all the gals in the steno pool chipped
in for, or so Miss Bubbles says?"

Longarm avoided the stern gaze of Billy Vail's wife as he felt a
slight tingle and recalled the mingled scent of cheap perfume and the
leather upholstery of that reception-room sofa.

Vail recalled him to the less romantic here and now by going on to
say, "Whether she sensed a trap, or figured she don't have to worry about
you unless or until you get better, I want your educated guess on a more
recent robbery down in the Big Thicket country of East Texas."

Longarm forgot about Miss Bubbles on that leather sofa, and listened
tight as Vail brought him up to date on what sure could have been the work
of the mystery woman with such wicked ways. But the more such jobs she
pulled, the more the details varied.

The report from East Texas had the usual three desperados hit the bank
near closing time, masked, armed, and frightening, to light out with over
twenty thousand after gunning just one teller. That unfortunate had been
waiting on a female customer nobody else could describe in detail. Nobody
would have thought about her at all if she'd still been around when the
local law came to question all the survivors. One other woman who'd been
there allowed the missing witness had been wearing a straw boater atop
pinned-up red hair and a long tan travel duster.

Longarm grimaced and said, "Would only take me two minutes to shuck a
hat, wig, and duster in a nearby alley. Was that one teller gunned by a Le
Mat?"

Vail shook his balding head and replied, "Caliber .36. One of the
robbers was waving a Navy Colt Conversion. She never left her disguise in
any alley. They looked. I figure she put the hat, wig, and duster in a
bag and just strolled over to the railroad depot, looking like some other
gal entirely."

"If she was the one we call Medusa in the first place," Longarm
pointed out. "More than one bank has been held up by a trio of owlhoot
riders in this land of opportunity. More than one witness has fled the
scene of a crime just because they didn't want to be a witness. Has
anybody tried reading the sign that way?"

Vail said, "Yep. I have. You ought to let your elders finish the
damned story before you horn in, old son. The robbery went smooth as silk,
like I said, with the crooks Just vanishing into thin air and no clear
trail to cut for a good three days."

Longarm asked what had happened after three days.

Vail said, "The smell was getting awful. The four bodies on a
houseboat in a bayou of the big thicket likely stunk a good while before a
market-hunting swamprunner got downwind of 'em and circled in to see what
smelled so dead. He knew the old colored lady who'd lived alone on that
houseboat. He had to get the Texas Rangers to figure out the other three
bodies had been local wayward youths that everyone had always expected bad
ends for."

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Longarm asked, "Twenty-gauge?"

Vail said, "Just one of the men. The old colored lady and two of the
less dangerous boys had .40-caliber rounds in 'em. You want more? Another
swamp-runner came forward later to say he'd spotted a young white gal on
the deck of that same houseboat about the time of the robbery."

Longarm whistled and declared, "The first cadaver wouldn't have begun
to decompose if they pulled the robbery the first day they took over her
houseboat on her. Medusa slickered the bunch of them with her move to
secure a safe hideout. What she really wanted, every time, was a handy
place to gather all her black sheep together and slaughter 'em in a bunch
before riding off with all the loot! That other gal Medusa recruited with
a tale of holding the spare ponies back at the hideout was really meant as
a substitute corpse in case anybody described one of the bank robbers as
female, right?"

Vail said, "That seems about the size of it. Lord knows why Medusa
didn't kill that spare girl right there with all the others, or how a
second gal could be persuaded to ride far with such a murderous pal."

Longarm frowned thoughtfully and said, "Too many ways to count before
we catch up. She could have abducted that other gal at gunpoint, or talked
her into going along willingly. You want me to head down to the Big
Thicket country of East Texas for a look-see, right?"

Billy Vail said, "Wrong. I want you to head over to the Flint Hills
country of West Kansas and find out what in thunder Miss Medusa Le Mat is
planning way closer to home."

Longarm brightened. "How do you know she's doubled back that close to
Denver?"

Vail growled, "I don't for certain. That's how come I'm sending you.
We know the treacherous gal we have no real name for recruits three men and
a gal fairly close to the scene of the next crime she's planning. Now, a
known bank robber just got out of Leavenworth, but never turned up for the
homecoming party his kith and kin were planning--under the watchful eye of
the local law. A plain but popular soiled dove from the same trail town
has dropped out of sight at the height of the spring roundup business.
Miss Medusa Le Mat may or may not have had time to recruit two more men and
scout a handy hideout no more than a hard lope from the nearest bank worth
robbing But I ain't fixing to teach a fox to suck eggs or a senior deputy
how to nip things in the bud. I had Henry type up your travel orders and a
full report before I left the office last night. I'll get it for you
directly and you can be on your way. Any questions?"

Longarm said, "Just one. How am I supposed to take such a lethal
little lady without gunning her? I can say from experience that she can be
unreasonable with a loaded Le Mat Duplex in her hand!"

Chapter 4

Figuring that a lawman who was supposed to be dying in the hospital
would look silly following the official dress code of the reform
Administration in Washington that made him report to the office wearing a
suit, Longarm went over to his furnished digs west of Cherry Creek to get

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dressed sensibly for work in cattle country.

He changed into clean but faded denim jeans and a denim jacket,
swapping his shoestring tie for a calico bandanna, but stayed with the
stovepipe boots and coffee-brown Stetson he usually wore. Suspicious eyes
were as likely to pick up on a rider's new boots and hat as they were to
recall the description of a well-known lawman's trimmings. A man could
walk softer and run faster on well-broken-in boots in any case.

With those pesky newspaper articles about him in mind, Longarm took
his bedroll, saddlebags, and Winchester '73 off his usual McClellan so he
could lash them to the double-rigged roping saddle he'd borrowed on his way
across town. Like his faded denims, the substitute saddle had seen better
days and shouldn't attract attention, even though it was still serviceable,
with a well-broken-in grass rope in case anybody looked at it seriously.

Less than a day later the semi-disguised Longarm and his nondescript
gear had arrived by train in Florence, Kansas--which sounded no sillier
than Rome, New York, when you studied on it.

Getting off the train at Florence too late to ride on, Longarm got a
room in a third-class hotel near the railside stockyards, drawing looks
that were thoughtful to hostile as he deposited the loaded-up roping saddle
on the floor near the desk to sign in.

The nearby Flint Hills were an eighty-mile-wide strip of cow country
with serious land-hungry farm folks all around it and sort of resentful,
even though no cow folks had been consulted by the Lord in the laying out
of Kansas.

Like the Sand Hills of Nebraska, the Hint Hills ran like a wide ribbon
of unplowed prairie from northeast Kansas all the way south to the Indian
Nation, having resisted the nester and his plow, although for opposite
reasons.

You could plow up the sod all too easily in the Nebraska Sand Hills.
Then the strong prairie winds would blow the sand dunes of some long-dead
seashore right out from under the roots of your plantings. The Kansas
Flint Hills looked like a similar rolling sea of grass, but the sod lay
right atop solid chalk, with layers of the chert they called flint to bust
up any plowshare tough enough to dig into chalk. Hence the cow and the
cowboy had hung on in the Flint Hills as the plow and the farmer had
leapfrogged west.

Leaving his gear upstairs in his hired room, Longarm strode out to
take in the evening action of Florence, Kansas, on a work night. There
wasn't as much along the one main street as the town's name might seem to
call for. Longarm treated himself to a sit-down supper in a Chinese
restaurant near his hotel, then considered getting a haircut, but decided
he'd best hold the surplus hair in reserve for a barbershop closer to the
smaller cow town Billy Vail wanted him to scout.

Small-town saloons were almost as good for gossip as small-town
barbershops. So Longarm peered through a few windows near the stock yards
until he found a place with more cowhands than farmers on tap. Then he
sauntered in to belly up to the bar and order himself a schooner of needled
beer. You got more beer more cheaply when you ordered it by the scuttle.
But a stranger in town just never knew when he might get the chance to
order a round for new-found friends, and it took time to put a scuttle away
without feeling it.

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Longarm could tell they catered to a tight regular crowd when the
barkeep who served him asked, in a friendly voice but loud enough to be
heard by one and all, which brand he rode for over in the Flint Hills.

Longarm was glad he hadn't been taken for a farmer by a bunch who
seemed concerned about such matters.

He kept his own voice hearty enough to let everyone hear as he replied
he'd just been handed the shovel by the Diamond K in Colorado and heard
they might be hiring over this way.

A more obvious cowhand just down the bar told Longarm in a friendly
enough manner that he'd have a time getting hired now, seeing the spring
beef had about been shipped and they were starting to lay off seasonal help
in the Flint Hills. Nobody insulted a man who claimed to be cow by
suggesting he apply at any of the more numerous farms around town. When a
man who worked on horseback said he'd been handed a shovel, it meant he'd
been fired. Cattle spreads got rid of extra top hands by asking them to
dig post holes or shovel shit. The same laconic code that made it
dangerous to speak rudely to another grown man made it impossible to raise
a voice in protest at a politely worded but unreasonable order. When a man
went to work for your wages, he knew he was expected to do just as he was
told or quit, with no back-lip either way.

So Longarm and everyone else in the dinky saloon knew trouble was in
the air when a big burly rider in a tall Texas hat bawled out from his
corner table, "I know that Diamond K spread over by Denver. I asked 'em
for a job one time and they told me they wasn't hiring."

Longarm found that as easy to figure as the fact that the big cowhand
had the whole table to himself. Hard liquor had done as much as the harsh
climate of the High Plains to bake his ham-shaped face such an unhealthy
shade of red. But even though the hard drinker had made his remark in a
rude tone, Longarm tried to sound calm and friendly as he called back, "I
just said they handed me a shovel, pard. Diamond K doesn't keep too many
steady hands on their payroll."

The drunk grumbled, "I figured they had it in for me because I rid for
the South over a dozen years ago. Colorado sided with the infernal Union,
cuss it all to Hell!"

Longarm didn't answer. For the Good Book sayeth a soft answer turneth
away wrath, and anyone who's ever argued with a drunk sayeth no answer at
all is even safer.

But it didn't work. The red-faced hulk in the Texas hat suddenly
focused on Longarm's telescoped Stetson and demanded, "Ain't that a
Colorado crush you're sporting on that sissy hat, pilgrim?"

The barkeep tried, "Take it easy, Waco. Man just said he was a High
Plains rider, and we get more wind than heat up this way."

Another helpful hand, his own hat higher-crowned than Longarm's,
volunteered, "Lots of gents keep their hats snugged closer to their skulls
north of the Arkansas, Waco, and like you say, the war was over more than a
dozen years ago."

But Waco lurched to his considerable height and sort of waded through
the tobacco smoke toward Longarm, ominously observing as he approached the

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bar, "You look old enough to have rid in the war, Colorado boy. I was with
Hood's Texas Brigade. Who might you have ridden with?"

Longarm sighed and soothingly replied, "I disremember a lot about a
misspent youth, and for the record, I never saw Colorado or anything else
west of the Big Muddy before I came out this way once the guns fell silent
and the jobs got scarce in the greener hills where I grew up. Can I buy
you another, seeing you seem to have swallowed the last of your last one?"

Waco said, "I'm particular who I drink with, you nigger-loving damn
Yankee!"

So Longarm hit him hard with a left hook, followed by a roundhouse
right it was only safe to throw at a drunk already staggered by your first
solid punch.

As Waco collapsed like a half-empty sack of potatoes on the
sawdust-covered floor, Longarm drew his .44-40 and quietly said he sure
hoped nobody else objected as he hunkered down to relieve the unconscious
Texan of the .45 Peacemaker he'd been wearing low in a buscadero side-draw
tied down.

Nobody seemed to, but as Longarm straightened back up and handed
Waco's sidearm to the barkeep, another hand wearing a Texas hat morosely
remarked that Longarm had cold-cocked old Waco without warning. When he
bitched, "A man has the right to know when he's about to be knocked on his
ass!" Longarm calmly replied, "He had plenty of warning from his very own
lips, pard. When you come at a grown man with a gun on your hip and
commence to cuss him out, what do you expect from him, a kiss on the
cheek?"

The barkeep made the .45 vanish as he declared it was his opinion that
the stranger had been right kindly to a mortal fool, adding, "Anyone could
see Waco was building up to a more serious fight--with the two of them
packing guns, for Pete's sake! I was sure we were fixing to have us a
shooting here tonight, when this sweet-natured Colorado rider stopped Mr.
Death at the door with as solid a brace of punches as I've seen in recent
memory!"

Most everyone there seemed to agree, on further reflection and after a
round of drinks on the house. But somebody must have slipped out into the
gathering darkness to call the law. Old Waco, meanwhile, sat up in the
middle of the floor to ask who'd run over him with a beer dray.

Before anyone there could tell him, the bat-wing doors swung wide to
admit a lean and hungry-looking individual wearing Abe Lincoln's whiskers,
a brace of Sam Colt's equalizers, and a German silver star.

Taking in the scene with a look of ill-disguised disgust, the town law
declared, "A body would think Waco McCord could get in and out of town more
quietly on a workday night. But I reckon he just works to pay off
disturbance fines. I'd be obliged if some of your boys would get him on
his feet, hand me his hardware, and help me get him over to the jail."

Longarm moved to do so. But the laconic town law said, "Not you,
pilgrim. You'll be spending the night in our jail with him, and I'd sure
like to see that .44-40 double-action a mite closer."

As two of the regulars disarmed Waco and hauled him erect on
now-wobbly legs, Longarm protested, "I ain't drunk and I never started it,

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Marshal!"

To which the older lawman replied with no emotion, "I ain't a marshal.
I ain't a judge neither. I'm the town constable, and you can explain it to
Judge Drysdale in the morning, drunk or sober. They call me Hard Pan
Parsons for reasons you don't want to go into, pilgrim. I have discovered
in my travels through this vale of woe that whilst there's no way to make a
man do anything he don't want to, there's many a way to make him wish to
Sweet Jesus that he'd wanted to. So about that fucking gun ..."

Longarm handed his six-gun over. He still had his derringer hidden in
an inside pocket of his denim jacket, and better yet, he had his own badge
and identification in case things got unbearable.

Meanwhile, a night in a small-town jail and the usual modest fine that
went with no argument seemed more bearable than announcing who'd just
decked their town bully in front of God and everybody.

So Longarm walked meek as a lamb in front of Hard Pan Parsons and the
other disturber of Florence's peace--on an infernal workday night, for
Pete's sake. With any luck he might manage to be on his way in the morning
with nobody in these parts the wiser.

But he had no such luck. Hard Pan Parsons was wiser than he let on
too. Once they got to the solid-brick jailhouse, the older lawman and his
younger deputies searched both prisoners with considerable skill, and Hard
Pan muttered, "Shame on you," when a gleeful deputy dangled Longarm's
double derringer on the end of its gold-washed watch chain.

The constable himself took Longarm's billfold from another inside
pocket, and Longarm was braced for most any reaction than the one old Hard
Pan came up with when he cracked open the billfold to see a shiny federal
badge and Longarm's deputy marshal's warrant.

Without blinking an eye, the Florence lawman snapped the leather shut
and dryly remarked, "I'll hang on to this for safekeeping, seeing you seem
to have some serious money here. What did you say your name was,
stranger?"

Caught by surprise, Longarm blurted out, "Crawford, Buck Crawford was
what they called me the last place I worked, out Colorado way."

It served Reporter Crawford of the Denver Post right, and it would be
even easier to remember because Longarm had often wondered whether he and
Doctor Crawford Long, who'd discovered painless surgery, might be kissing
cousins. He wasn't sure he wanted to kiss another grown man. But he sure
wanted to shake the hand of the man who'd come up with such a grand notion
as general anesthetics in time for the big war back East.

Once he and his fellow saloon brawler had been searched and marched
back to the row of boiler-plate and circus barred patent cells, Hard Pan
told his turnkey, "Put Waco down that way in the empty cage. I'll put old
Buck here down the other way, lest the two of 'em kiss and make up, or kill
one another, before the judge can decide their fates."

Nobody argued. Hard Pan led Longarm past a more crowded cell, where a
crap game was in progress, on past a lonesome-looking black man playing "My
Pretty Quadroon" on a mouth organ, and into an empty cell at the far end.
Then he soberly turned and asked, "All right, Deputy Long, what the hell
are we trying to get away with here?"

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Longarm cautiously asked how big a piece of the action Florence
Township was prepared for.

Hard Pan Parsons flatly replied, "We're both lawmen, sworn to uphold
the law of the land. Are you saying your play with Waco McCord is none of
my beeswax?"

Longarm shook his head respectfully and explained, "Being a mean drunk
ain't a federal offense, and as far as I know, that's all I have on old
Waco. I hit him because I'd have drawn even more attention to my fool self
if I'd gunned him, and it looked as if he was working up the sand to gun
me."

The town law, more familiar with locals like Waco, made a wry face and
said, "He's just an asshole. But I thank you for not killing him, I
reckon. It's only a question of time before some other stranger kills him.
I've warned Waco about threatening others whilst packing hardware. But
like you said, he's a mean drunk, and seeing it was just one of them
things, I reckon you'd as soon be on your way. So let's go out front
before I give you back your belongings."

But Longarm shook his head again and said, "I got a better notion,
seeing you're so willing to back my play."

Hard Pan told him to name his game.

Longarm said, "I'd like you to toss me in with your more regular
customers. Nights seem long when you're locked up with a friendly sort of
talking man, and I'm here to see if I can get a line on the sort of crook
who recruits extra help from the sort of gents who wind up shooting craps
in small-town jails, no offense."

Hard Pan said none was taken, and asked what Longarm wanted him to
tell the court clerk come morning.

Longarm said, "Nothing, unless they decide to put me on the chain
gang. I'd as soon plead guilty to disturbing the peace, pay the fine, and
head on into the Flint Hills as a friendless out-of-work cowhand in the
market for most any sort of friends or any sort of work."

Chapter 5

No well-run jail allowed money or other weapons to its overnight
guests. But subject to sensible behavior, Hard Pan let them keep their
tobacco, matches, and a pair of dice to win or lose match stems with.
Longarm could tell right off that the eight or ten town and country boys in
the cell knew one another of old. So he sat on the floor in a corner, lit
a cheroot, and waited to see what anybody wanted to make of it.

What somebody wanted to make of it was close to an open threat. A
husky cowhand with brows that met in the middle rose from the circle of
crap shooters to amble over and say flat out, "I want one of them sissy
seegars, pilgrim."

Longarm replied not unkindly, "Can't spare none. Don't know how long
they mean to hold me, and I don't see any cigar store Indians in here with
us."

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The crap game got awfully quiet as their obvious bully blinked in
surprise and asked, "Are you hard of hearing or something? I never asked
you for a smoke, you son of a bitch. I told you I wanted one!"

To which Longarm replied in the same calm tone, "I heard what you
said. You heard what I said. Call me that again and one of us is sure
going to wish you hadn't."

The slightly shorter but far beefier stranger sighed, doubled up a
pair of ham-like fists, and said, "That tears it. On your feet and be
prepared to swallow some teeth, little darling!"

But before Longarm could rise to the occasion, a skinny young squirt
sporting a red shirt and a high-crowned hat big enough for a family of
average-sized Indians chimed in urgently with, "Don't do it, Lash! I heard
the turnkeys talking about him when they brung him and old Waco in. They
said he put old Waco's lights out sudden with his bare fists, and as you
can plainly see, not a mark on him to show for it!"

The bigger one called Lash got just a tad green around the gills as he
and Longarm stared into one another's eyes. The bully's eyes were oyster
blue and bloodshot. He lowered his gaze from the twin gun muzzles of
Longarm's steel-gray eyes, but being an old hand at his kid games, he tried
to crawfish gracefully by asking Longarm why he hadn't said he'd been run
in for punching out Waco McCord.

He added, "Any man who'd punch out that disgrace to the Lone Star
State has to be a pal of mine. They call me Lash Flanders, and I rode with
General Sibley when he took Santa Fe in '62."

Longarm was too polite to mention the licking Sibley's Texas raiders
took a few days later at Glorieta Pass. He said, "They call me Buck
Crawford. I disremember who I rode with. I've been riding ever since,
with hands from all over, and fighting old wars over again for less than a
private trooper's pay sounds dumb, no offense."

Lash Flanders hunkered down beside him. "None taken. I read the
Colorado crush of that hat. How come Waco and the rest of us met up with
you in Kansas, Buck?"

The crap game came back to life as Longarm dryly remarked, "That's
where I am now. Got handed the shovel, and nobody's hiring where I was
known better. Heard some of the outfits over this way might need a few
extra hands, seeing the price of beef has riz and your greener grass ain't
been as overgrazed during the dry years we're just now getting past. Knock
wood."

The younger peacemaker in the flashy shirt and monstrous sombrero
hunkered down by Longarm's right and observed, "I've punched me out a boss
or two in my day too. Leaving one outfit under a cloud can sure make it
hard to hire on anywhere's near."

Lash snorted, "Shoot, you've yet to punch your way out of a wet paper
bag, Silent."

Then he confided to Longarm, "We call him Silent Knight because he
never shuts up. When there ain't anything sensible to say, old Silent has
this habit of stating the obvious. Do you rope dally or tie-down, Buck?
Reason I'm asking is that most of the Flint Hill outfits cotton to tie-down

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topers for the same reasons you wear your hat north-range style. Me and
Silent have to admit we're Texicans because it shows. But we've both larnt
to rope less overtly rebellious."

They both seemed to relax more when Longarm allowed he could rope
north- or south-range style. Silent Knight opined, "It might be a hard row
for a total stranger to hoe, Buck. The last of the spring calves have been
branded and marked. Won't be much for anyone to do but watch 'em grow
until the market roundup come September. What brands did they tell you to
try for, Buck?"

Longarm honestly replied he hadn't heard tell of any particular Flint
Hill brands. Then he stretched the truth with: "Heard there was this lady
hiring help around Minnipeta Junction, a hard morn's ride from this
railroad stop."

The two local hands exchanged glances. Silent Knight nodded and told
Longarm, "We know the Junction's a good morning's ride because that's where
we'll be headed come morning. But we ain't heard tell of any lady taking
on help."

Lash Flanders muttered, "What about that widow gal who just bought the
old Nesbit place?"

Silent Knight laughed lightly, and replied in a dismissive tone that
they were talking about a quarter-section homestead claim, confiding to
Longarm, "The Nesbits were greenhorns who tried to drill corn into
sod-covered bedrock. The widow gal who bought 'em out cheap keeps a milk
cow, pigs, and chickens like the Nesbits should have. She and her daughter
run the bitty spread without no hired help. I don't see how they could
afford no hired help if they wanted any. But you can try-"

Longarm didn't answer, but he meant to. Two strange women on a small
claim near that Minnipeta Drover's Bank sounded just like a lead Bill Vail
would expect him to follow up on.

He was tempted to divide at least one cheroot with them, now that he'd
established his right to decide such matters for himself. But the night
was young and his resources were limited. So he just nursed his own smoke
until, sure enough, they lost interest in trying to butter him up and went
back to the crap game. Nobody else came over for a spell. It was
surprising how much attention jailbirds paid to what was going on within
possible earshot.

A hundred years or so later, the turnkey came to let Lash and Silent
out, announcing their foreman was out front with a bail bondsman. You
didn't bail out on a morning hearing in a magistrate's court when you
bedded down a hard morn's ride from it. So the two Lazy Eight riders had
been picked up on some charge calling for a more serious circuit court
hearing sometime in the future.

Longarm reflected that the hired foreman of any spread would hardly
lay his own money out to bail saddle bums who got in trouble on their very
own. He told himself he hadn't been sent all this way to delve into local
brand running or stock stealing. Lots of foremen running a lot of big
spreads for absentee owners had side interests they ran for fun and profit
with some of the boys. It was up to their own county sheriffs to worry
about such local enterprise.

A spell after Knight and Flanders had been bailed out, a more obvious

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thief was thrown in with them by Hard Pan Parsons in person, who warned one
and all not to beat up old Sticky Fingers Sam again. Once Hard Pan had
gone out front, the sheepishly grinning sneak thief was told to go sit
against the wall and stay there lest he wind up with every damned one of
his sticky fingers too swollen to stick in anyone's pocket for the
foreseeable future.

A spell later another local pest who rated circuit court was bailed
out. Then two roaring drunks were tossed in, warned to simmer down, and
hit alongside their heads a few times to calm them some. Longarm was
sorely tempted to go over and give first aid to the one whose scalp seemed
to be bleeding so seriously. But it was best to be able to say you'd just
never noticed when they asked you how come a cell mate seemed to have died
during the night.

And so it went for what would have seemed even longer if Longarm
hadn't been able to console himself with the thought that he could get out
any time it got too tedious.

During the long, dreary night he managed to strike up casual
conversations with most everyone there. For even roaring drunks commence
to make sense after they haven't had anything to drink for a coon's age.

Only a few of them were as familiar with the Flint Hill range around
Minnipeta Junction as Silent Knight and Lash Flanders had been. But one
townsman who said he'd only been out there a time or two on business
confided, "There's hardly nothing there but a general store and post
office, a bunch of saloons, and twice as many whorehouses. The state of
Kansas just voted itself dry. So neither the saloons nor whorehouses are
supposed to be there. But you know what Minnipeta means, don't you?"

Longarm suspected he did, seeing the Kansa Nation who'd hunted the
long-gone buffalo in the Flint Hills were considered "Friendly Sioux" by
the War Department. But nobody knew as much as a know-it-all who was
trying to show off. So he let the Kansas cuss tell him Minnipeta
translated roughly as "Firewater." The local man explained, "Used to be an
Indian trading post there, when there were still Indians. The Kansa came
from miles around to trade buffalo hides for trade liquor they called minni
peta, see?"

Longarm nodded soberly, even though he suspected some white man with a
smattering of the lingo had made it up. Some Indians did call strong drink
firewater. The ones who drank seriously were more likely to call it minni
wakan or "medicine/power water."

Longarm had already known the simple history of Minnipeta Junction.
But he tried to sound green as he asked if there wasn't supposed to be a
business block with doctors, lawyers, a bank, and such in the cattle
country crossroads settlement.

His informant shrugged and said, "I forgot about the bank. It ain't
such a big bank. It's tied in with that Drover's Trust you can find all
over. But about the only time they're really busy out to Minnipeta
Drover's is the end of each month, when the hired hands and bills are paid
with checks the bank will cash for a modest fee."

"They run that bank to cash checks?" Longarm asked in a desperately
casual tone as he mentally pictured the amount of cash on hand they could
be talking about.

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The local man shrugged and said, "I reckon. They have to make some
profit on saving all them cowhands a ride into Florence to cash checks
here. Ain't a cowhand in a hundred with a bank account allowing him to
cash a check gratis. Most outfits pay by check these days, to save worry
about keeping large sums on hand around their cows."

Longarm said he knew how such high finances worked. It was no skin
off his nose if the average cowhand worked his ass off for just a dollar a
day and grub, only to get skimmed by everybody from those check cashers to
the barkeeps who jacked up the price of bar liquor on a payday weekend.
Longarm had quit herding cows when he'd noticed how little pleasure there
could be in getting screwed. His job with the Justice Department was made
more interesting by other embittered cowhands who tried to improve their
financial positions with community loops, running irons, or masks over
their faces.

Nobody he talked to during that endless night had heard tell of any
other females who'd shown up around Minnipeta Junction recently enough to
matter. On the other hand, nobody kept track of the comings and goings of
crossroads whores, and that widow woman who was only known as a widow woman
who'd bought the Nesbit place had done so before Miss Medusa Le Mat had
been so naughty down in East Texas.

That didn't mean most anybody couldn't buy a modest spread in one
state and then go rob a bank in another. Nobody had accused Miss Medusa Le
Mat of acting predictably, and nobody he'd talked to could give him a tight
enough description of either that widow woman or her full-grown daughter
for Longarm to decide either way. In the meanwhile, there was that bank,
and along towards three in the morning, one old boy with a dreadful
headache recalled, encouraged by half a cheroot, that they had invited him
to a coming-home shivaree for a Flint Hills rider called Buster Crabtree,
but that Buster had never shown up and they'd had to drink to his freedom
without him. The helpful drunk didn't know what Buster Crabtree had been
sent to prison for. It was safe to suppose the drunk turned up most
anywhere there were free drinks to be served.

They were served sourdough bisquits and gravy with piss-poor coffee
for breakfast, led next door to the courthouse, and allowed to wait a
century or more until Judge Hiram Drysdale, a prune-faced old cuss with a
beard and black robe that could have used a dusting, came in to hold court
and collect some damned money for the township.

Longarm found himself seated too far from Waco McCord to ask how the
asshole from the saloon was feeling that morning. But when their case came
up, he found himself standing beside the beefy bully in front of the crusty
old judge, who got right down to brass tacks by saying he'd read the damned
record and they could save themselves the trouble of a tedious trial by
just agreeing to shake hands and forking over ten dollars a piece to yonder
court clerk.

Longarm said that sounded more than just. But Waco protested he was
broke. So the judge said he didn't have to shake with Longarm, adding, "We
got a county road that was just waiting for you, and that's what you'll be
working on for the next thirty days, young man."

Waco protested he couldn't do any thirty days at hard. To which the
judge suggested he just do as much of it as he could.

But before they could lead Waco away, Longarm said, "Hold on, Your
Honor. If it please the court, I'd be proud to pay old Waco's fine."

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Chapter 6

Longarm had read somewhere how this cannibal chief had decided to give
the missionary's suggestion about being kind to one's enemies a try because
he figured it would likely drive them crazy.

Judge Drysdale and Waco McCord both regarded him with looks usually
reserved for hysterical women and prophets proclaiming the end of the
world. But Judge Drysdale gamely asked, "How come you'd like to pay his
fine instead of your own, Mr. Crawford? Do you enjoy road work with high
summer coming in?"

Longarm explained, "I meant to pay both our fines, Your Honor. That
would come to twenty dollars, wouldn't it?"

Judge Drysdale soberly replied, "It surely would. Are you a man of
independent means, Mr. Crawford? They have you down here as an unemployed
cowboy."

Longarm shrugged and said, "I got some back wages saved up, and the
fight I had with Waco here was as much my fault as his. I'd hate to have
thirty days at hard for anybody on my conscience, no offense, if I'd had
anything to say about it."

The old-timer on the bench shot Longarm a thoughtful look before he
decided, "I wouldn't want McCord and his few friends at feud with me if I
was new in these parts either. Case closed and pay the court clerk on your
way out."

Waco McCord never said a word until Hard Pan had them armed and
dangerous on the street again. Then the beefy bully looked as if he was
fixing to bawl as he blurted out, "God damn your eyes, Buck! I just don't
know what I'm supposed to say! Ain't nobody ever been nice to me after
knocking me cold before!"

Longarm said, "You might try saying thanks. If that's too big a
strain, just don't start up with me again and we'll say no more about it.
I have to get something more civilized than that jailhouse breakfast in my
gut. I found a place last night that wasn't bad. Let's go eat."

Waco sheepishly confessed, "I ain't got enough on me to grub my gut
and get my pony out of the municipal corral. I figured I'd wait till I got
back to the Rocking W and have the Chink rustle me up some eggs and
onions."

Longarm insisted, "Come on. I hate to eat alone and I have questions
to ask about all the brands in these parts. Might your Rocking W be
anywheres near Minnipeta Junction, Waco?"

As they strode side by side in the bright morning sunlight, Waco said,
"Just the other side. I come into Florence for serious hell-raising when
my Injun blood is up because they told me they'd run me off forever if I
ever lost my temper close to the spread again."

As Longarm pointed out the Chinese place near his hotel, Waco
explained there were more north range riders than Texicans around Minnipeta
Junction, and they'd established the night before how he usually got on

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with them.

But as Longarm ordered fried rice and chow nicin for the both of them,
Waco cautiously declared, "I reckon I'll forgive you the way you pancake
your fool hat. You're too open-handed to be a damn Yankee."

Longarm didn't rise to the bait. He'd questioned many a suspect in
his own time, and he knew how tough it was to keep a false identity
consistent when you took to offering any information you didn't have to
about your new self.

Once they were served and Waco dug in, he marveled that the Chinese
cook out at the Rocking W never rustled up anything as good. Longarm
explained that the many Chinese cooks hired out across the West tended to
play it safe. He said, "This Chinese pal I was jawing with told me they
don't even eat chop suey and such back in his old country. When you cook
for round-eyed devils who riot against your kind every now and again, you
serve 'em what you hope might soothe their savage breasts. A cook who
doled out shark fin soup and black pickled eggs to hungry cowhands could
find himself explaining why he'd set out to murder them all. I reckon it's
just as easy for a Son of Han to rustle up biscuits and bacon as it is to
serve chop suey, chow mein, and all them other odd dishes he never saw
before coming to the Golden Mountain. That's what they call these United
States, the Golden Mountain."

Then he silently cursed himself when Waco said, "You sure have been
all over and seen all the sights for a saddle tramp, Buck, no offense."

Longarm assured him there was none taken, and felt a tad better about
it when Waco slyly added, "I won't ask which side you rid for or where you
served hard time for what no more. It occurred to me as I was sobering up
last night with an aching jaw that I had tangled with a serious student of
the ferocious arts. I had my eye on your gun hand and that six-gun on your
left hip when you threw that left hook my way instead. I was asshole drunk
and another asshole might have shot me instead. So ... Ah, shit, you know
what I mean."

Longarm shrugged and said, "Assholes lead with their right fists too.
I'd have never gotten off with a ten-dollar fine in magistrate's court if
I'd shot anybody last night in a strange town, pard."

Waco said, "Mebbe not, but I still owe you for not using the excuse to
build your rep that way. Folks ain't as impressed with you for just
beating the shit out of somebody, and I've often thought it would be keen
to kill somebody mean as, say, Lash Flanders instead of just sort of
staring him down."

Longarm didn't feel it would be wise to say he'd already stared down
that other local bully. Another reason Longarm had for feeling disgusted
with the breed was the constant childish testing that had to lead, in time,
to real trouble when the bully of some dinky town tried his tedious games
with some stranger as serious as, say, Clay Allison, John Wesley Hardin, or
even the Kid. The graveyards out this way might not be half as crowded if
only there hadn't been as many overgrown bullies.

Longarm let Waco fill in the details of the mythical Buck Crawford to
suit his fool self as he changed the subject to Minnipeta Junction and how
he was fixing to get there. He explained, "I brung my saddle and possibles
from Colorado without no pony. I figured I'd buy me as cheap a trail mount
as I could find here in Florence."

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Waco said he was likely to get skinned unless someone they were afraid
of went with him. Longarm had been figuring on that and another small but
vital detail since he'd been inspired to pay Waco's fine.

With the help of the local bully and another fifteen dollars, Longarm
bought a twelve-year-old paint mare. Waco said it wasn't far enough to
worry about packing trail supplies. By the time Longarm and the livery man
had the bill of sale worked out, Waco had fetched his own saddled gelding,
a roan, from the nearby municipal corral. So the two of them rode out
together before nine.

It was a brisk, sunny morning with the grass still greening up in the
rolling Flint Hills range. No flint showed above ground, of course, and
the chalk it was imbedded in was rounded smooth as a big old gal's tits and
ass as it was weathered or hoof-stomped. Buffalo, pronghorn, and even
prairie elk had grazed the Flint Hills for thousands of years before the
first cows, of course. They hadn't ridden far before Longarm saw the
longhorns and black Cherokee stock that had replaced the buffalo and Kansa
Nation.

But while the Flint Hills range was stocked more heavily than the
short-grass High Plains to the west, they didn't seem to be harming the big
blue stem and switchgrass all around, with wheat grass and side-oat grama
growing shorter on the taller wind-swept rises, for grass grew best where
wildfire or grazing brutes passed over it fairly regularly. Where you rode
across a draw or slope too steep to favor livestock, you saw more woodland
growth, from ground cherry and prairie rose up through sumac and dogwood to
fair-sized hackberry and blackjack oak, with the giant weed-like cottonwood
ever ready to claim an overgrown gully for its shady own. They got enough
rain for woodlands this far east, and the woodlands and prairies were at
constant war, with mankind and his livestock tipping the scales either way
without knowing it. So that was how come you had parks and street trees in
the older prairie towns, and saw weeds and brush in vacant city lots
instead of the grass that needed regular burning or grazing to thrive.

Grass grew from its roots, like human hair, while the forbs and woody
growths that competed with it grew at their tips, and tended to give up
once a prairie fire or herd of cows had passed over them a time or more.

He and Waco rested and grazed their mounts now and then, watering them
as well at the few running creeks they crossed. But they didn't cross
many, even that early in the year, because the chalky bedrock below the
springy sod sucked rainwater up, down, and sideways, the way chalk always
tended to. Waco had heard tell of the Nesbits and a few others who'd tried
to homestead in the Flint Hills. He said he was glad they'd gone broke
before they could prove their claims. Next to damn Yankees, there was
nothing Waco hated worse than homesteaders.

Reporters and dime-magazine writers back East were already making much
of what they imagined as an age-old grudge between the cattle man, the
sheep man, and the farming man. What they tended to miss, being city boys,
was that everyone raised country dabbled at most every country way there
was to make a living. Like many of his fellow High Plains riders, Longarm
had been raised further east on a hardscrabble farm in the hills of
West-by-God-Virginia. So he knew a cornfield made the most sense in one
place, a herd of sheep in another, and a herd of cows on range such as
this. It wasn't as if cows, sheep, or crops were religious experiences.
It just pissed an established outfit off considerably to have an already
complicated life upset by strangers barging in with damn-fool notions to

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shove you out of the way. Farmers rightly got sore as hell when they saw
beef cattle out in the middle of their barley crop, and cattle men could
get surly when a homesteader tied up a quarter section of range, and Lord
only knows how much water needed in a thirsty land, long enough to fail and
maybe take some cow outfit with him.

The peculiarly pure American feud between sheep and cattle outfits
made no sense to riders from, say, Australia or even Mexico, where sheep,
goats, and cows grazed side by side. But that worked best when the same
outfit owned all the stock involved. There were some few American outfits
who ran mixed herds. But as in the case of the farms that didn't grow
anything but wheat, cotton, tobacco, or whatever, the American stock
producer felt more comfortable growing a single cash crop, be it cows,
sheep, hogs, or hell, poultry. So he hired like-minded hands who'd share
his distaste for anything grazing where his own swell stock had been
grazing first.

So as he and Waco rode along, Longarm was just as glad to see the
Flint Hills offered few temptations to anything but cows, although back in
the Shining Times of the Kansa he suspected the pronghorn and other
browsers had kept down the encroaching brush a bit better.

He never said that, when and if he ever had his own cattle spread,
he'd run a few goats or even sheep along with his cows to tidy things up in
the draws. Waco had barely gotten over his north range Stetson.

A hard morning's ride got longer when you started out so late in the
morning. So it was more like three in the afternoon when, having eaten
some canned beans and tomato preserves while their ponies grazed bareback
in a watered draw halfway between the two towns, the now-friendlier former
foes rode into the crossroads settlement of Minnipeta Junction thirsty as
hell.

To his own credit, Waco didn't have to be reminded that his pony's
needs came first. They left the two jaded mounts at the livery near the
one bank, and crossed over to the nearest saloon to wash the trail dust off
their teeth with some lager draft. Waco insisted the drinks were on him,
if Longarm would lend him a little pocket jingle until the end of the
month.

Longarm raised a brow, but did so with a game smile. As their eyes
adjusted to the sudden shade, Longarm noticed a furtive figure slip past
them, trying too hard not to notice them for Longarm to believe they hadn't
been noticed. So he quietly moved himself and Waco further down the bar,
getting his back to a rear wall so he could keep an easy eye on the
bat-wing doors.

But the next one who came in from the glare outside was his old cell
mate Silent Knight, who came over with a grin to exclaim, "We thought that
was you two ducking in here just now. Old Lash is in the barbershop across
the way. He'll be joining us directly, if only to find out why you two
lovebirds just rid in together. Did I get your story turned the wrong way
in my head last night, Buck?"

Longarm chuckled and replied, "We've decided not to fight no more.
It's too expensive. Did you just see a slithery young cuss, dressed cow,
sidewind out of those same swinging doors a few minutes before you came
through 'em the other way, Silent?"

Silent Knight turned to stare pensively toward the street as he said,

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"Might have seen somebody leaving as I was crossing over. I never paid him
no mind, albeit now that you mention it, he was sort of slithery. I just
thought he was walking that way because he'd started drinking too early in
the day. Is he somebody we ought to worry about, Buck?"

Longarm shrugged and said it seemed unlikely. He was wrong, though.

For up near the bank the one who'd slithered out of the saloon was
talking to another shifty-eyed innocent who'd slithered out of the
barbershop. Both had watched Longarm and Waco ride in and put their ponies
away in the nearby livery. For they'd been chosen as lookouts with just
such events in mind.

The one who'd been in the saloon and seen Longarm at closer range
said, "It could be that long drink of water that we were posted here to
watch out for. He didn't look as if he just got out of no hospital. But
the height, the build, mustache, Colorado hat, and .44-40 in that
cross-draw rig add up to what could be the one and original Longarm!"

But the one from the barbershop said, "There's heaps of tall tanned
men with similar habits. Meanwhile, even if he wasn't still in that
hospital, he'd hardly ride into town with a local badman. I just heard
some other riders from these parts identify them as good old boys they knew
from sharing a jail cell with. Does that sound like a deputy U.S. marshal?
The one getting his hair cut couldn't see him as well. The one who just
tore across to join him says his name's Buck Crawford, and they both agrees
he enjoys saloon brawls."

The one who'd just left Longarm in another saloon decided, "Reckon
it's just some cuss who sort of fits the same description. I still say we
ought to tell the boss lady, though."

Chapter 7

By the second time it was Longarm's turn to spring for a round, it
seemed safe to assume the barkeep and most of the regulars there had
accepted him as good old Buck Crawford who knew some of the wilder hands
off surrounding spreads.

So once the shadows outside began to stretch eastwards, Longarm
allowed he had to start planning for the coming night, and nobody argued
when he left for the livery.

Once there, he got his borrowed saddle and possibles from the tack
room and toted them over to the two-story hotel across from the bank. They
hired him a corner room with cross-ventilation and their up-to-date flush
crapper just down the hall. So he was set to sneak back out in the tricky
light on the nearly deserted streets of supper time.

A visiting lawman was supposed to pay a courtesy call on the town law
lest dreadful accidents happen or simply feel left out and pissed off. He
figured he could trust Undersheriff Pat Brennan, who'd sent Billy Vail that
tip about missing badmen and Miss Medusa Le Mat in the first place. He
just didn't want too many locals to notice good old Buck Crawford, who
drank with at least three local toughs, that close to their neighborhood
peace officers.

But nobody seemed to be paying him any mind as he pussyfooted the

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short way to the county branch offices near the Methodist churchyard. He
still made sure nobody was watching as he slipped inside and told a portly
old gent at the desk who he was, adding, "I'd be much obliged if we could
keep that sort of private. By sheer shithouse luck I just rode in aboard a
Flint Hills brand in the company of a Flint Hills rider with his own rep as
a local pain in the ass."

The old-timer said, "Heard Waco McCord was in town with somebody even
bigger. You've no idea how much you just cheered me up. But our
undersheriff is out on a manslaughter case right now, and I just can't say
when she'll be back, Deputy Long."

Longarm started to ask who'd slaughtered whom, then blinked and said,
"I must have wax in my ears. I could swear I just heard you refer to
Undersheriff Pat Brennan as a she!"

The older lawman nodded easily and replied, "That's only on account
she is a she. Appointed to serve out her late husband's term when he died
of sugar diabetes last summer."

Some of what Longarm was thinking must have shown. The older lawman
added, "Don't low-rate our Pat just because she's a gal. I'll allow at
first I figured the county was just trying to get their money's worth out
of her widow's pension. But before he died, old Tommy Brennan taught his
woman to shoot right fair with a man-sized .45, and for a white gal, she
tracks better than your average stock thief in these parts really wants her
to."

Longarm smiled thinly and said, "Sounds fair enough to me, and now
that you mention it, I do recall what sounded like distant gunshots as I
was fetching my saddle from inside a stable. Would along about five-thirty
add up to anything?"

The local lawman answered, "Closer to five-fifteen. The husband got
home forty-five minutes early and put five rounds in his wife and the
delivery boy from the general store. Two in the boy and three in her. I'd
be a tad more vexed at my woman too. Boys will just be boys. But a
false-hearted woman can drive men mad."

As Longarm whistled softly, the older man volunteered, "Pat and the
rest of the boys are over yonder to secure the scene and see if anybody
else wants to make a statement. I sure hate domestic shootings, don't
you?"

Longarm agreed they could be a bitch, and asked how far away the scene
might be.

The man said to look for a spinach-green two-story frame just three
streets over.

Longarm wasn't sure he wanted to head on over, for there was nothing
like a dogfight or a killing to bring the neighbors from far and wide with
the sun still shining above the rooftops to the west.

On the other hand, it might be easier to murmur a few words to a
female undersheriff in a milling crowd without anyone feeling all that
curious. For everybody knew the law talked to everybody when the smell of
gun smoke still hung in the air. So he thanked the old-timer and ducked
out to stride on with the low sun at his back while other men and boys
seemed intent on racing his long shadow to the scene of the gunplay.

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As he strode, Longarm reflected on the notes Henry had typed up on
Minnipeta Junction. Like a lot of such settlements in cattle country,
Minnipeta Junction left most of its governing to the more crowded world
over the grassy horizon. The one-room post office was federal. The county
roads crossing one another at the modest business center were naturally
maintained by the county. A part-time justice of the peace and a resident
undersheriff, appointed by the elected sheriff of the county, dealt with
on-the-spot legal matters and referred them to the county court, district
attorney, sheriff, and such if they couldn't be handled in town.

So Longarm knew before he got there that the female undersheriff Henry
hadn't known about either was more or less in the position of a corporal of
the guard on outpost duty, expected to refer more serious crimes to
headquarters, and judged by how good she might be at knowing when she ought
to pester her superiors or tidy up on her own.

Finding the spinach-green two-story frame would have been easy, even
if there hadn't been a crowd milling around out front and a lean and
hungry-looking deputy guarding the opening in the whitewashed picket fence.

As Longarm closed in, he was wondering how he figured to get past the
guard at the gate without unmasking himself in full view of that infernal
crowd.

But the deputy had just finished telling "Buck Crawford" he wasn't
allowed in when a mannish female voice called out, "That's all right, Shep.
I was about to send for old Buck."

So Longarm stepped around old Shep with a friendly nod, and mounted
the porch steps as a lady with her full figure tucked inside a dark riding
habit and cross-draw gun rig regarded him with interest from the veranda.
Her gun was a Schofield .45-Short, and her hat was a dark Stetson with a
cavalry crush. The badge pinned to the well-filled bodice of her riding
habit was a gold-plated eight-pointer. Her regular features fell short of
sweet young thing, and there was a frosting of scattered silver to her
mostly black hair. It wasn't really blue-black when you looked close. Her
piercing eyes of cornflower blue just made you think that.

She held out a firm tanned hand, and murmured in a lower tone that
Hard Pan Parsons had wired ahead about a fellow lawman who called himself
Buck.

As they shook hands, she added, "We can talk about that Medusa gal
later. Right now I'm up to my hips in bullshit, and I fear the son of a
bitch is going to get away with it."

Longarm said he'd heard about some husband coming home early to catch
his wife with another man. To which the local lawlady replied in a tone of
disgust, "Sure he did. With the whole afternoon to play slap-and-tickle,
they waited that long to get started? Speaking as a former bride who might
or might not have had a happy marriage, I just can't see having the other
man over after five when my husband's expecting to sit down to supper at
six!"

She indicated they were to go inside as Longarm soberly agreed he'd
feel dumb calling on a married woman in her own home with less than an hour
to spare.

Pat Brennan led him past a balding cuss in rusty black who was seated

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in the parlor with another deputy. The deputy was taking notes as what
seemed to be the man of the house sort of whined and mewled in tones of
self-pity.

In the hallway beyond, the undersheriff explained, "He said his tale
of woe would shock my shell-like ears. But I read the statement he made
earlier, and now he's going over it a third time. The bodies are back this
way."

Longarm followed her into what seemed a study, asking if the bedrooms
weren't usually upstairs in a house laid out like that one.

Pat Brennan sniffed and said, "He says he was surprised to find his
wife and her lover going at it atop his very own desk down here, the lying
bastard."

Then she moved her skirts out of the way to give Longarm a clearer
view of the two cadavers heaped by the wastebasket near the roll-top desk
against one wall.

A youth of about nineteen lay face-down, with his jeans around his
ankles, across the spread-eagle cadaver of a no-longer-young but
nice-looking redhead with her nightgown up around her chest. She seemed to
be grinning sheepishly, eyes half open, as if she felt a tad ashamed of
being caught, but was proud of having such a handsome young lover.

Longarm asked if any pictures had been taken of the scene. Pat
Brennan said the one photographer in town had just left. So Longarm
hunkered down to gingerly roll the dead boy off the woman's corpse as the
lawlady stared soberly down at him and asked if they were supposed to do
that.

Longarm said, "It's a smart bet not to move anything before you've
frozen things the way you found them in more than one photograph and some
field notes, ma'am. After that, you can't just let things lie
endeffinately. Neither of these poor souls figures to smell like roses if
you don't let an undertaker at 'em. In the meantime, let's see if they
have anything else to say for themselves."

The two cadavers did. To her credit, if credit was the word Queen
Victoria might have chosen, the handsome widow woman cum undersheriff did
not look away as Longarm laid the dead boy flat on his back with his limp
naked privates fully exposed for all the world to see.

Without hemming or hawing, the Widow Brennan said, "It's hard to prove
whether a man died with an erection in forbidden nooks and crannies or not.
The husband--his name's Fred Mannix--says he didn't look to see whether
they were actually going at it or not when he came home early to catch them
by surprise. He's slick enough to claim it was a sort of blur as she
yelled at him to get out and let them finish."

"So he'd drawn and fired before he'd thought much about it," Longarm
said wearily. "It seems to me I've heard this sad story a time or two
before. The trouble with it is that you only have to sell it to one juror,
and a lot of old boys have pictured themselves in that situation, whether
it's ever happened to them or not."

The woman who'd been married to a man with a chronic illness gave a
hint as to what it might have been like as she sighed and said, "I know. A
woman doesn't have to fool around behind a man's back when and if he gets

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to worrying about her doing it. You hear gossip in a town this size. Poor
Milly there came to church more than once with black eyes, and if anyone
was fooling around it was him, with more than one of our few soiled doves
along B Street. But he's going to get away with it if he sticks to the
story I'm sure he made up in advance."

Longarm hunkered down to arrange the dead woman's nightgown more
modestly as he dryly remarked, "He expects us to believe a woman wears a
nightgown until less than an hour before supper time?"

Pat shrugged and said, "My deputy remarked on that. Mannix says she
was wearing her housedress when he came home from his notions shop to eat
his noon dinner. He suggested she changed into something more, ah,
intimate before young Larry there came calling."

"Would you take off your duds and put on a flannel nightgown if you
were planning daylight adultery, Miss Pat, no offense?"

The slightly older woman laughed like a man might have and said, "If I
wore anything to greet a lover in, I can promise you it wouldn't be
flannel! But you don't have to convince me, Custis. I can picture what
happened. Mannix just lured young Larry here on some pretext, marched him
in here where his wife already lay dead, and then forced Larry to drop his
pants before he shot him. All we have to do is prove it. It's the word of
a respected merchant against two dead bodies found in compromising
positions. How is the district attorney to prove otherwise to twelve
strangers in the county seat who never heard what a louse Fred Mannix was
to his long-suffering wife? It's tough enough to get around that so-called
unwritten law when you have witnesses, and we don't have one witness
against the son of a bitch!"

Longarm took the dead wife by one wrist and tried to roll her over.

When the live woman on the scene objected, Longarm said, "I only
needed to see the back of that one bare shoulder, ma'am. You got more than
one witness here. Miss Milly and young Larry stand ready to make a
barefaced liar out of the man who premeditated their murder in cold blood,
if you'd like to call him and a witnessing deputy in here now."

She did quickly. Fred Mannix looked away from the bodies at their
feet as he protested he was tired of repeating the same simple story over
and over again. He said, "I was an old fool with a young wife and I reckon
she felt neglected. I've admitted something came over me when I found them
making love, and how many times do you want me to allow I shot them both?"

Longarm said, "I'll run over it once more for you and you just say
whether I've got things right."

He tersely summed up the sad short story, and got Mannix to agree that
was about the size of it before Longarm shook his head and told the
murderous man of the house, "You're lying and your victims here can prove
it. Young Larry lies limp and barely less warm than he was when you shot
him less than two hours ago. But the lady you say you caught him making
love to is stiff as a plank and cold as them floorboards she's been laying
on all day. They call that rigor mortis. It sets in three to six hours
after death, and it takes longer to get as stiff as she was when you caught
her with another man. Takes time for the parts of a cadaver pressed to the
floor to go purple with lividity, and she ain't grinning that way because
she found it amusing to be shot around sunrise in her nightgown. You
forgot the bullet holes in her nightgown when you pulled it up like so, by

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the way. Then you went over to your notions shop, bold as brass, to lure
Larry home with you hours later on some fool's errand. Did you make him
drop his jeans before you shot him, or did you do it for him once you had?"

Fred Mannix looked like he was fixing to puke, but he tried to run
instead. So the town deputy between him and the door pistol-whipped him
flat, and called him some awful names before Pat made him stop.

Once he had, the undersheriff said, "Run him over to the office and
hold him on premeditated murder. I'll be along in just a little while."

She was smiling radiantly up at Longarm as she added, "Unless I get
lucky this evening."

Chapter 8

In the end they both got lucky. It might have taken far longer if
Longarm hadn't been trying to work in secret for as long as possible and
they hadn't agreed a saddle tramp who drank with roughnecks made no sense
escorting a lady undersheriff to her own home or office.

It took until the sun was setting before the undertaker had taken the
bodies away and Pat had deputized a responsible land agent to take charge
of the property. Then she and Longarm were free to sneak over to his hotel
in the tricky light of gloaming, and slip up the back way to his hired room
with some ice. He already had canteen water and a bottle of Maryland rye
on hand up yonder.

By this time they'd been jawing about themselves long enough for
Longarm to assume her last years of a hitherto happy marriage had been a
bit trying. She never low-rated her late husband, but there was no known
treatment for sugar diabetes, and Longarm had heard that a lot of men
slowly dying from the always fatal ague had trouble getting it up, if they
were still up to trying. Pat only said they'd had to amputate a leg before
the poor cuss had given up the ghost and left his badge to her. She said
she still missed him, or the man he'd once been, but she added, after
sipping some rye and canteen water, that she and her man had both been
wondering what was keeping Mr. Death so long.

They were sipping in the dark, seated on his hired bedstead, because
there was no other furniture and the late spring evening breeze felt
fresher with the window blinds open.

They'd barred the door and hung their guns up along with their hats,
because that was what you did with guns and hats before you drank sitting
down atop bedding. It was her notion to lean back on one elbow, hotel
tumbler in her free hand, as she said, "Enough about my troubles. Thanks
to you, I'm likely to be reappointed, Lord willing and our party wins the
coming election. What about your case, and do I get a piece of it for my
party machine if you catch Miss Medusa Le Mat?"

Longarm assured her, "You've already got a piece of it whether your
tip leads to any arrests or not, Miss Pat. I'd have never come here to the
Junction if you hadn't wired Billy Vail about Buster Crabtree and his odd
ways since getting out of prison."

She sipped from her tumbler and sighed. "I was hoping you might not
ask about him. We've lost him completely. As I told your boss by Western

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Union, there was all sorts of gossip when he failed to show up for a
coming-home party but got spotted all over these parts by riders who knew
him. Riders he seemed anxious to avoid.

Longarm freshened her drink as he asked, "How could they be sure it
was Buster if he was avoiding them?"

She raised her drink in a silent toast and explained. "Buster is
easier than most riders to recognize at a distance. That's likely why he
spent that time in prison after riding the owlhoot trail with some who got
away. He's taller than you, with flaming red hair and mustache. He rides
a cow pony comically, posting in the saddle on short stirrup leathers, like
one of those English dudes hunting foxes. Some say he was taught to ride
that way by a momma in the old South. Lots of those plantation slavocrats
had English airs."

"You called him a Texican in your night letter to old Billy Vail,"
Longarm pointed out with a thoughtful frown.

The lady who'd wired the information explained, "I said he hung out
with the Texas crowd. As you likely know, most of the drovers who herded
the longhorns up this way as the army cleared off Mister Lo, the Poor
Indian, were inclined to crown their hats high and request 'Dixie' be
played at wakes and weddings. It still makes my job interesting. Lots of
Kansas cattlemen and even more of our farm folks hail from north of the
Ohio back East."

He said he'd tried to explain all that to a Wild West writer one time,
to no avail. "She said the truth doesn't pay and she was writing for as
wide a market as she could manage. So she just glossed over details about
religion, economics, or old grudges left over from the war, and had her
Wild Westerners go at it like a bunch of schoolkids packing six-guns."

Pat perked up. "She, you say? Am I to understand I'm not the first
girl you've invited in for some drinking in the dark?"

Longarm chuckled and confessed, "I drink with gals in the dark as
often as they'll let me. Somebody ought to take a horsewhip to me, I know.
But I'm a natural man with a job that don't allow for the usual flowers,
sweets, and such."

She sighed and said, "I've heard about how dangerous you are to both
sexes, you wicked thing. But I fear I know all too well what you mean
about your job, and even when there seems to be the time, dreams just don't
come true. Why do you suppose the Lord gives us so many dreams and so
little time to dream them, Custis?"

He leaned back on his own elbow, setting the bottle aside, as he
soberly replied, "It's our own free will to dream big, Miss Pat. Our
mortal flesh lasts longer than most. A mayfly dreams its dreams and passes
on in just one day. A dog or pony is dying of old age by the time a kid
grows old enough to pester the opposite sex. I've been reading that
Professor Darwin's notions and if he's right, it's our own fault for
evolving smart enough to figure out why we should feel so blue about our
alloted four score and ten. Had we stayed up in the trees, scratching our
few itches, we'd have never figured out we were getting older by the
minute."

The gal, who was at least five years older than Longarm, almost sobbed
as she confessed, "I've tried scratching my own itches and it's not half as

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nice as the real thing. Don't you think I'm at all attractive, you mean
thing? I heard about you and that French actress who was at least as old
as me!"

There was no better way to answer than to take her tumbler from her
unresisting hand, lay her back across the bedding, and kiss her some before
he assured her he'd only been assigned to bodyguard Miss Sarah Bernhardt,
nothing more.

It was Pat's notion to move his hand further down her bodice as she
demanded, "Is it true she sleeps in a coffin and bathes in a tub of goat's
milk every morn?"

He moved his hand further down on his own, as he kissed her some more
and honestly replied, "I never got to sleep or take a bath with the lady.
We were aboard this hired train as she toured the West, and I had my own
compartment with a regular bunk bed in it."

The undersheriff hauled up her skirts and took his wrist to guide his
questing fingers into her underdrawers in the dark as she moaned, "Please
don't tease me like this, Custis!"

He asked her if she liked to be teased better this way as he found her
clit already turgid between wet love-lips and began to rock the boy in the
boat for her with two fingers.

She gasped, "Oh, Jesus! Why do your fingers feel so much better than
my own! For God's sake, don't let me waste these feelings on your fucking
hand!"

But he still made certain she was more than halfway there before he
risked stopping long enough to shuck some duds. She sat up to haul her
riding habit off over her head and slide her underdrawers down, to greet
him in her boots, stockings, and chemise, thighs wide in welcome, as he
rolled into her love saddle with nothing on but his socks.

It felt sort of flattering to hear an experienced older woman gasp and
beg him to take it easy until she got used to more than she'd had any right
to expect. After that it just felt good. For as old Ben Franklin had
observed in that treatise on older women, women withered from the top, like
trees, and many a dear old lady had the pussy of a bride to go with her
eternal gratitude for an unexpected gift.

Pat Brennan was far from being a dear old lady, but she acted as
grateful as a hog allowed to wallow on a hot summer day as she told him to
forget what she'd just said about taking it easy. So he hooked an elbow
under either of her knees, and a great time was had by all while she
puckered on his shaft and tried to suck his tongue out by the roots.

But later, as they lay cuddled with her head on his shoulder and one
thigh across his waist, groping for their second wind as the soft
cross-ventilation cooled their overheated flesh, she murmured, "I hope you
won't misunderstand, dear heart, but sometimes I think I miss this part of
going to bed with a man most. There's more to this silly stuff than just
scratching our itches, isn't there."

He reached out with his free arm for the shirt he'd draped over a
bedpost with his gun rig as he murmured, "I follow your drift. I've often
told myself a man with a tumbleweed job like mine would be smart to develop
a taste for sheep, or even whores. But somehow, I've never been able to

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fully enjoy a sudden change of subjects, and seeing we've got to where we
can level with one another now, I like women whether I'm screwing them or
not. I like to talk with a smart woman I can understand rather than a
French actress I can't understand.

She kissed his bare shoulder and asked if he'd heard about the way
French gals got it up for a man.

He assured her such common courtesy was not confined to just the
French folks of both sexes, but added, "Let's share a smoke and start fresh
after we talk some more about Miss Medusa Le Mat, speaking of gals who
behave scandalously."

He lit a cheroot, took a drag, and offered her a puff as he mentioned
her wire to Billy Vail. "You said there was talk about some strange lady
in the market for riders, with other gossip about some serious crooked
riding after dark in these parts?"

She passed the cheroot back and said, "It's like the old joke about
asking two farmers about the weather and getting three forecasts. As I
wired your boss, a known crook from the Flint Hills has been lurking just
over the next rise, whilst others tell of a mystery woman and her daughter,
maidservant, or whatever off in some other draw. I've been trying to pin
things tighter. But it's been mostly tales told by a friend of a friend
who heard it in other parts from some stranger at a bar."

Longarm sighed and said, "I sure ain't in any position to complain
right now, but to tell the truth, we thought there was more to your wire
than whispers on the wind."

She sighed and said, "I'm glad you like this position too. Your boss
wanted to know if any other jurisdictions had anything at all to report
about the possible whereabouts and future plans of that deadly little
lesbian with the big gun. I know scattered bits and pieces may or may not
be true. But where else might she and her gang be found than somewhere
near a heap of gossip about them?"

Longarm took a thoughtful drag of three-for-a-nickel smoke and said,
"I know it's better scouting a faint trail than no trail at all. What
makes you suggest Miss Medusa is a lesbian if you can't say for certain
she's anywhere near?"

Pat nibbled his collarbone and said, "Doesn't that seem plain from the
few hard facts we have about her so far? Each time she's struck, she's
recruited three or four local gun waddies and a wayward girl. I know they
say a woman left alone at some remote cabin with a change of ponies might
attract less attention. I can tell you as a woman that's not true in cow
country. I know they say that two women riding in the distance might
attract less attention from a posse after male bank robbers. I know that
at least once Medusa tried to leave a dead girl with her butchered gang as
a ringer. But consider what those young, pretty, and not overly bright
country girls would be attracted to. We know that sooner or later Medusa
Le Mat turns on anyone who could possibly pick her out of a crowd. We
read. But time after time she's gotten an ignorant whore or runaway to
follow her like a faithful dog, even after she's gunned the men they were
riding with. Then consider how many a soiled dove or discontented gal
might feel about mean old men and add it up."

Longarm did, and said he followed her drift, but wasn't clear on how
many pretty young gals might follow the persuasion of Lesbos.

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A gal who might well have given more thought to the matter assured
him, "More than most men think. How are two such chums apt to be found
out? Do old maids rooming together get knocked up? Is anyone likely to be
scandalized by two good friends kissing now and again, seeing the two of
them are silly females?"

She took the cheroot away from him and snuffed it out on her side of
the bed as she continued. "You were just talking about the practical side
of such notions for a man. Consider how even a woman of natural tastes has
to worry about nosy neighbors, boastful lovers, and the risks of begetting
a bastard child."

He muttered, "Jesus, you do know how to take care of yourself, I
hope!"

She said, "No woman with a lick of sense goes to bed with a man like
you unless she does. I was only talking about the reasons many a girl with
less education might have for running away with an exciting lesbian lover."

He decided, "That would sure explain the blind trust she seems to
inspire in her female dupes. Her male suckers may just be after money, or
for all we know, she's got a door that swings both ways. I've been told
lots of folk don't really care who they go to bed with."

Pat insisted, "Medusa Le Mat has to be pure lesbian, or she convinces
her lesbian lovers she is. They'd never be so devoted to her if they
didn't think she liked them best."

Longarm nodded and said, "That makes a heap of sense, and we sure make
a swell team. For whether or not I'm better read on forensic evidence, you
sure know more than me about womankind. So we ought to be able to catch
Miss Medusa Le Mat if she's really within miles of that bank just across
the way!"

Pat rolled off to rise from the bed in the dark in just her thin silk
chemise. She strode over to the window in her boots to lean her elbows on
the sill and peer out into the night, exclaiming, "I knew it! You'd have a
clean shot at that bank's front entrance from here!"

Longarm sat up and replied, "I knew that when I hired this room. You
sure make it tough to study on bank robbing when your pretty rump is thrust
a man's way like so, no offense!"

To which she coyly replied with an arch glance over a bare shoulder,
"I was hoping you might notice. I've never done it hanging half out a
window like this, have you?"

He rose, both ways, and moved over to lift the lace hem of her silk
chemise from her smooth firm fanny as he soberly assured her he was willing
to try anything that didn't hurt.

Chapter 9

Undersheriff Brennan slipped out from under Longarm and down the back
stairs just after midnight. She was walking funny. She got to her office
and lockup in time to extract a complete statement from the sleepless Fred
Mannix in exchange for coffee, tobacco, and an understanding smile.

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Longarm had put it together pretty well. But Mannix had strangled his
wife in bed after an all-night argument about another woman. Then he'd
dragged her into his study, left her there all day, and lured the innocent
delivery boy to the scene of his first crime to commit another. Longarm
had been right about a killer who was new at the game arranging their
clothes after he'd emptied his revolver into both of them in that one
fusillade everyone had heard. Of course, it wouldn't have been discreet to
sneak out of his hotel room with old Pat. So he got close to six hours
sleep, and had chop suey for breakfast before he went over to the bank.

He'd timed it just right. A potbellied gent with long skinny arms and
legs that made him resemble a daddy long-legs in a snuff-colored suit, was
just opening up as Longarm joined him on the walk out front. There were
times to work in secret and times you wanted a banker to level with you.
So Longarm identified himself, but asked the banker, a Mr. Gordon Guthrie,
not to spread it around.

The odd-looking but friendly enough Guthrie invited Longarm in, then
locked the front door again before leading him into a back office. Longarm
didn't ask why. He knew everyone working there would have his or her own
key, and regular banking hours hadn't started yet.

Guthrie sat Longarm down at one side of his glass-topped desk, and
offered him a handsome Havana Perfecto from a fancy case as he said
Undersheriff Brennan had already warned them there could be a robbery in
the offing.

Longarm asked Guthrie what they were planning to do about it as the
banker lit them both up. Guthrie shook out the match, leaned back in his
swivel chair, and blew some expensive smoke up toward the pressed-tin
ceiling before he replied, "Nothing right now. We don't have more than
fifteen hundred dollars in cash on the premises this morning."

Longarm enjoyed a drag of his own and replied, "Do tell? No offense,
but it says out front, in gilt letters, that this bank has over eight
million dollars in assets."

Guthrie nodded and said, "Sure we do, in our main vaults in Kansas
City. We keep as little portable wealth as possible out here in this
country branch, for reasons you and Undersheriff Brennan recently refreshed
my mind about."

He waved the tip of his cigar expansively and elaborated. "We take in
savings and cash checks in modest denominations most of the month. The
only time money changes hands in large amounts here in Minnipeta Junction
would be on or about the end of the month, when folks pay off their help
and their bills. We seldom cash a check for more than a hundred dollars,
but come the end of the month, we have to keep at least twenty grand on
hand here."

Longarm didn't need the calendar on one wall to tell him they had
about a week's leeway. He asked how all that working capital moved across
the prairie between the Junction and the main branch in the big city.

Guthrie sounded confident as he replied, "By Pinkerton. The Eye That
Never Sleeps guards us and all our assets under a yearly retainer. Come
next Saturday they'll start out from K.C. with the strongboxes under heavy
guard. They'll freight them in with one Pink assigned to each strongbox
with a ten-gauge and two S&W double-action revolvers. Undersheriff Brennan

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tells us the gang we're worried about usually strikes with three men and a
girl."

Longarm nodded soberly and explained. "The gal acts as an advance
scout and mastermind. For all we know for certain, she's already come by
to cash a small check and do some scouting. If she decided you were as big
a boo for as little profit As you seem, she might have already written off
this particular bank. How come you call yourself a Minnipeta bank if
you're only a branch, by the way?"

Guthrie explained, "Country folks like to feel you're paying attention
to them. It costs about the same no matter what the gold leaf on the glass
might read. So all our branches are named for the one-horse town they
serve. Why do you ask? Do you find that important?"

Longarm shrugged and said, "You already explained why it reads out
front that you carry more cash on you than you really do. I don't care how
you run your bank. But I have to consider it from the way it might or
might not look to Miss Medusa Le Mat, the advance scout and mastermind I
just mentioned. She might have been told one thing by one of your
neighborhood crooks, the mysteriously missing Buster Crabtree. She might
have scouted what she took to be a prosperous, privately run country bank,
found out as much about you as I just did, no offense, and decided to pass
you by. That might explain some missing pieces of this puzzle. It's tough
to make 'em fit any pattern when they ain't on the table."

Guthrie accused Longarm of confusing him just for fun. So Longarm
said, "I ain't trying to talk mysteriously. I sometimes forget others
might be listening when I'm talking to myself about matters I've been over
more than once."

He took a thoughtful drag to gather his words, let it out, and said,
"A bank robber who just hits banks willy-nilly is sure to hit the wrong
bank sooner or later, as the James-Younger gang found out that time in
Northfield. So Miss Medusa Le Mat takes more time than most to make sure
she and her recruits know just what they're up to. She lines up the bank,
picks a nearby hideout, and stocks up on plenty of sudden horseflesh before
she hits, hard and deadly, as you've likely heard from Pat Brennan."

Guthrie nodded soberly and said, "If they hit us come payday, they may
find a warmer reception than usual. The Pinkerton Agency will be sending
extra guards with the money this time."

Longarm said, "Miss Medusa Le Mat may have figured as much. I had me
a long conversation last night with ... someone who knows these parts
better than me. We're surrounded by miles of nothing much but grass, cows,
and scattered spreads. This, ah, local informant I just mentioned figures
there's less than three hundred souls, all told, within a hard lope of this
here bank."

Guthrie asked what his point might be.

Longarm said, "It's easy to lose track of folks in a crowd even when
it ain't too crowded. But they're either hiding stick as hell, or they
ain't there. Buster Crabtree and that soiled dove who dropped out of sight
last payday were well known, at least by sight, to most of the folks in and
about the junction. So where are they at?"

Guthrie said he had no idea.

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Longarm said, "I know Miss Medusa Le Mat on sight. She shot me at
point-blank range recently. I've made up a short list of new gals in these
parts. Checking out your town whores ought to be easy. What can you tell
me about a widow woman called Rose Cassidy, said to breed and sell cow
ponies on a small spread off to the east of the Junction?"

Guthrie said, "She banks with us, of course. She and her grown
daughter, Maureen, just moved up here from Texas and bought the old Nesbit
place for cash. We held the mortgage. We were glad to unload a hundred
sixty acres of foolishness at a fair price. I naturally handled the sale,
and I felt obliged to warn her the Nesbits had gone bust trying to plow
chalk and flint with a worn-out John Deere moldboard. She said she'd made
out better breeding ponies for the cattle trade down Texas way, and meant
to do better up this way now that beef prices were up and the Indians were
out of the way."

Longarm asked what the ladies from Texas might look like.

Guthrie confided, "Not bad, neither mother nor daughter. They look
more like sisters, Rose Cassidy being well preserved."

Longarm said, "I wasn't planning on courting either of 'em. I asked
what they looked like."

Guthrie smiled sheepishly and replied, "You haven't seen either of
them yet. Both pretty, with nice builds. After that I'd describe them as
typical Irish types."

Longarm asked what typical Irish folks looked like, adding that he'd
seen them short, tall, blond, brunette, and redheaded.

Guthrie decided, "Petite brunettes with blue eyes. You know, that
typical Irish type."

Longarm nodded gravely and replied, "You often see them with their
typically large or small blond or red-headed pals. But I thank you, and I
reckon I'd best ride out and talk to them about some horseflesh."

Guthrie asked, "You mean they answer the description of somebody
you're after?"

Longarm honestly replied, "You're describing a heap of women when you
say any gal is small, dark, and pretty. But I have an edge on Miss Medusa
Le Mat that she seldom allows. I know her on sight. So it won't cost me
more than a short ride out and back to decide whether she's been trading
horses on the side."

He rose, they shook on it, and he went back to his hotel to strip his
borrowed saddle of everything but the rope and Winchester for the short
ride out to the old Nesbit place.

He packed the lighter load to the livery, saddled and bridled the old
paint mare, then headed out along the eastbound wagon trace around eight
A.M. with the dew burnt off the grass all around but the morning air still
cool. So the paint was feeling frisky for her years, and he let her lope
until she slowed to a less comfortable but mile-eating trot without his
reining her in. She was shaping up to be a good old mare, and he was
starting to like her.

Hence he was chagrined as well as scared skinny, less than two miles

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out of town, when something solid hit her just ahead of Longarm's right
knee and she dropped out from under him like a monstrous wet washrag!

He landed on his feet, drawing the Winchester from its saddle boot
along the way, and flopped on the north side of the fallen pony, seeing
that the gun smoke rising from a brushy draw was doing so to his southeast.

He didn't prop his saddle gun across the saddle of the fallen pony.
He knew that was a mistake you only got to make once. Levering a round of
.44-40 in the chamber, he crabbed sideways in the long grass to peer around
the dead mare's big rump.

It smelled worse at the ass end of a heart-shot grain-fed mare. But
he knew he'd smell worse directly if he didn't pay more attention to a more
distant annoyance. He held his fire, tempted as he was to lob a round into
that clump of hackberry the drygulcher had obviously fired from.

But he knew he'd have to move clear of his own muzzle blast and gun
smoke as soon as he fired. And at the moment, he had the edge in that the
other side couldn't say for certain whether he'd been hurt in the fall or
even hit in the leg. So it might be best to keep the sneaky son of a bitch
guessing. He'd once potted a Shoshoni who couldn't stay put as long as he
could, and Indians were supposed to be more patient than most.

So after a century or so, the little skittering critters hiding in the
grass stems all around commenced to chitter and skitter some more as the
sun warmed Longarm's back, which didn't do a thing to improve the odor of
blood and crud oozing out of his horseflesh fortification.

He told himself the rascal was long gone. Then he warned himself that
somebody else could be in much this same position, having much these same
thoughts, yonder in that stickerbrush. So he'd made up his mind to
out-wait the son of a bitch if it took all day when he heard distant
hoofbeats, over to the east, more in line with the wagon trace he'd been
following.

He rolled the other way to risk a peek over the jawbone of the dead
paint. She smelled far better at that end, and he had a clear shot at the
gap where the trail crossed the winding brush-filled draw that bastard had
been lurking in.

It seemed to take forever. Then he spied two familiar riders on
familiar mounts. Lash Flanders and Silent Knight were headed toward him,
riding the same cow ponies they'd ridden out on the evening before. They
were walking their stock, and slowed down even more when they spotted the
downed pony Longarm was hiding behind.

He called out, "Watch your left flanks! Somebody just pegged a shot
at me from them hackberries to the south!"

Silent Knight called back, "We heard it. Sounded like a big-fifty
buffalo rifle. Is that you, Buck Crawford?"

Longarm allowed Silent was probably right about the rifle. He rose
from behind the dead mare, Winchester held politely but still primed and
cocked as he strode toward them.

They dismounted and walked their ponies over to the draw with him to
scout for sign, or at least that was what Silent Knight said they aimed to
do.

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He might have been sincere. He was the one who found some scuffed-up
leaf litter and a spent big-fifty cartridge under a flowering hackberry.
Lash Flanders was first to spy hoof marks further along the draw. Longarm
read horse apples and browsed cottonwood shoots as indicating the place
where the drygulcher had left his or her own mount tethered to creep closer
to the wagon trace with that rifle.

The missing piece of the puzzle hadn't ridden far along the shady
floor of the draw. It was easy to see where he, she, or it had forged up a
grassy bank to beeline toward the Junction. The three of them agreed it
was a bitch to read sign in springy big blue-stem once the dew had burned
off. Later in the summer, the stems no cow had eaten would be dry enough
to break off at ground level when a pony loped over them. But right now,
as Silent Knight observed, the sneaky rascal could get back to town and
fade into the bustle before anyone could cut enough trail to matter.

Longarm agreed, and asked how far he might be from that old Nesbit
place.

Silent Knight said, "Not more than a quarter mile. You can see it
from the next rise to the east. But why were you headed yonder? Rose
Cassidy charges too dear for her horseflesh, and neither she nor her sassy
daughter can be had for any price."

Lash Flanders said, "He knows because he's tried. Why don't you let
me ride you postern back to town?"

Longarm replied, "I'd be obliged if one of you would drop my saddle
and bridle off for me at the livery and tell 'em I'll be calling for 'em
later. But I reckon me and this Winchester will just mosey on and see what
them female horse traders have to say about all this shit."

Chapter 10

A man on foot was an unusual sight in cattle country. So country
critters tended to act mighty surprised as Longarm trudged on with his
Winchester cradled over one forearm, the sun now warmer and the wagon trace
dustier than he'd noticed from that saddle.

Small gray grasshoppers with butterfly wings kept popping from the
dust ahead of him to buzz like prairie rattlers as they landed a few yards
on and waited for him to catch up so they could repeat the process. He
flushed more than one jackrabbit from the long grass to either side of the
trace, and they lit out and kept going, seeing as he was packing a rifle.
He knew any Western schoolkid could tell you jackrabbits only ran about as
far as you could throw a 'dobe if you weren't packing a gun.

Redwings cussed him from the telegraph wires overhead as he passed
weathered pole after pole, at longer intervals than he recalled on
horseback. Most of the cows grazing hither and yon in the distance were
content to just stop grazing and stare pensively as he passed by. But one
frisky yearling lowered its long horns, stuck its tail up, and mock-charged
until Longarm got tired of waving his hat and stomping a boot. He let it
get close enough to smack across the muzzle with his Winchester muzzle, and
when it ran off bawling, he dusted its behind with a shot aimed low to make
sure it remembered a man on foot was still a man. Livestock had to be
taught their place when they started acting sassy, and some schoolkid

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cutting across the prairie on foot might not have a rifle next time.

He suspected the sound of his gunshot had carried when he topped the
long gentle grade to see that anyone out in the yard of the low soddy ahead
had surely ducked inside. But a dozen ponies were regarding him with
interest over the sun-silvered rails of the big corral out back.

As he strode down the shorter and steeper slope beyond the crest, the
door of the soddy opened a crack and a yellow dog poured out to charge
uphill at him, barking and snapping like a rabid coyote with turpentine
under its tail.

Longarm didn't shoot it. Knowing he could any time he really had to
put a confidence in his walk, and maybe his smell, that a full-grown yard
dog who'd been kicked a few times recognized. So it stopped in the wagon
trace a stone's throw away, but remembered its sworn duties as a yard dog
enough to bristle and growl just awful.

Longarm kept the same pace, saying, "Howdy, dog. If you bite me you
will never bite another soul. If you treat me right I'll treat you right.
Like the Indian chief said, I have spoken."

Despite his blunt words, the tone they were said in soothed the
snarling dog considerably. So it stopped snarling, and just moved back to
keep the same distance between them, wagging its tail uncertainly. Longarm
kept talking to it in the same tone as he proceeded toward the unwelcoming
soddy, knowing the dog didn't understand how it was being cussed as long as
the tone was firm but gentle.

Anyone who worked livestock learned to talk like that unless he
enjoyed getting kicked, gored, or bitten. Few hands who'd ever gentled a
bedded herd at night with a chorus of "Lorena" or "Aura Lee" understood why
those vaudeville folks with white buckskin chaps sang such wild and woolly
"cowboy songs." For it would only take one serious whoop to start a
stampede on a stormy night, and nobody sang to cows as they were whooping
them up a loading chute.

He got within pistol-fighting range of the soddy, with the dog now
trotting at his side, before the door opened a crack, a shotgun muzzle was
poked out from inside, and a worried female voice called out, "Go away! My
momma ain't here and I ain't allowed to talk to any strangers when my momma
ain't here!"

He'd been told Rose Cassidy had a full-grown daughter. But he'd have
taken her for a kid of, say, six or eight if she hadn't opened wider to
peer out at him from the height of, say, five feet two.

He stopped where he was, Winchester aimed at the dust between them,
and called back, "I'm sorry to bother you, Miss Maureen. But I only want
to see what you look like, and if you ain't the lady I'm looking for, we'll
say no more about it until your mother gets back."

Maureen Cassidy, if that was her, demanded in a suspicious little-gal
voice, "Are you looking to peek at my titties and play with my ring dang
doo, mister? Momma says that now that I'm a woman grown I have to make
sure no boys peek at my titties or play with my ring dang do!"

"Your momma's advice makes a heap of sense," Longarm replied in a
soothing tone, now that he saw he was dealing with either a feebleminded
gal or a good actress. He said, "I don't want to see your private parts,

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Miss Maureen. Just let me see your face. I hear tell you got a pretty
face. Is that the truth?"

The door opened wider. She wasn't Miss Medusa Le Mat. She was a
mighty pretty gal of twenty or more, with the mind of a slow child.

The confused yard dog ducked into the soddy through the partly open
door as its mistress stood there barefoot in a flour-sack shift, her wavy
black hair unbound and down around her shoulders as she stared like a
blue-eyed owl and said, "Don't you go talking sweet to me now. Momma says
that once you let a boy talk sweet to you, there's just no saying what
he'll want to do next. Have you been messing with that other lady you're
looking for, mister?"

Longarm truthfully replied, "She was the one who acted wicked the last
time we met. You say your mother's off somewhere, Miss Maureen?"

The simpleminded beauty nodded soberly and said, "Trading horses, I
reckon. She told me she would be coming back from Florence as soon as she
sold some buckers to a Wild West show. Nobody wants to buy a bucker to
rope calves, you know."

Longarm soberly agreed he'd heard as much, and asked when Maureen
expected her mother back.

The dim but pretty little thing replied, "I don't know. Sometimes she
comes right back, and sometimes she can be gone so long I start to cry.
It's lonesome out here with just the stock and old Rex. Would you like to
stay here with me until Momma comes home, mister?"

Longarm started to say he'd better come back later. Then he had a
better notion, and allowed he might stay long enough for some coffee if she
had any to spare.

So the next thing he knew he was seated at a table in the kitchen cum
dining-and-sitting room of the two-room soddy, sipping a tin cup of fair
coffee and enjoying a stale sponge cake as well while Maureen and her
yellow dog wagged their tails at him.

He hadn't wormed his way inside to see how friendly he might be able
to get with a cur dog and a half-wit. He'd wanted to make sure she was
telling the truth.

It was beginning to look that way, since he could see into the smaller
bedchamber, where two bedsteads against opposite sod walls bespoke no more
than two souls sleeping there regularly. But there was one jarring note to
the otherwise natural atmosphere of a soddy quartering a mother and
daughter. Longarm sniffed deeper, and quietly asked if her mother by any
chance smoked a pipe.

Maureen innocently replied, "Oh, that's Uncle Chester's tobacco you
smell. Momma and me don't smoke, chew, or dip. Momma says women who
smoke, chew, or dip are shanty."

Longarm didn't ask her any more about her "uncle." Pat Brennan in
town would know more about such goings-on than Rose Cassidy would be likely
to explain to her childlike daughter. It was possible Uncle Chester was
really kin. But women told their kids overnight guest were uncles because
it was natural for real uncles to loiter about the premises, stinking it up
with pipe tobacco.

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Then Maureen spoiled it all by blurting out, "I've been hoping Uncle
Chester would come by to keep me company while Momma was away. I like
Uncle Chester. But Momma told him never to come by when I was here alone."

Longarm washed down the last of the cake and cautiously asked how
come. He wasn't too surprised, being a lawman, when the bright-eyed and
innocent woman-child said, "We were playing doctor and Momma got mad. I
don't know why. Uncle Chester wasn't hurting me. It felt nice when he
zammed my ring dang doo with his fingers, like a doctor. He said he was
trying to find out if I had worms. I don't think he found any, even though
he felt all around in there and zammed his boy-thing with his other hand.
Have you ever zanimed a girl, mister?"

Longarm soberly replied, "Not for worms. What might this uncle's last
name be, and do you know what outfit he rides for, Maureen?"

She soberly replied, "His last name is Pitt. He's my Uncle Chester
Pitt, and I don't know where he lives when he's not staying here with us.
Momma let him sleep in my bed and fixed me a floor pallet out here by the
stove when he stayed over. At least, she did before she got mad at him
about something. I asked Momma why she was mad at him, but she just hugged
me and said I was too young to understand. Momma doesn't count so good.
Sometimes she thinks I'm only six or seven years old, even though I've got
titties and hair all around my ring dang doo. Do you want to zammen my
titties, mister? Momma says I'm not to let anyone look at my ring dang
doo."

Longarm soberly assured the pretty little half-wit that he'd take her
word she was a woman grown. Then he thanked her for the cake and coffee,
rose to his much greater height, and said he had to get back to town.

As he headed outside, the barefoot woman-child with eyes of blue
tagged after him, idly asking where his pony was.

When he said somebody had shot his paint mare on the far side of that
draw, she looked as if she was fixing to cry. But then she proved her
mother knew what she was up to, leaving a gal like Maureen in charge of a
stud farm for days at a time.

The woman-child offered to drive him back to town in their buckboard.
When he hesitated, then said that sounded like a grand notion, he barely
had to help. For stupid as she was about sexual matters, the pretty kid
knew horseflesh and harness, which never changed the rules on a simple
soul.

So they soon had a spunky bay hitched up, and Maureen drove with skill
as that yellow dog, Rex, tagged behind.

She did bawl some as they passed the remains of his drygulched paint
mare. But he assured her he meant to have somebody come out from town for
all that hide and dog food. So they drove on in, and he asked her to rein
in out front of the undersheriff's office.

When she did so, Pat Brennan and a couple of her deputies came outside
to see what was happening. Longarm dropped off on his side and soothed the
suspicious look on the lawlady's face by murmuring, "Somebody might have
told me. I found her out yonder alone. She can't say where her mother
might be, and what do we know about some disgusting saddle tramp called
Chester Pitt?"

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The undersheriff frowned thoughtfully and said, "Never heard of him,
and I'm paid to know every rider in these parts. What's the charge, ah,
Buck?"

Longarm said, "Carnal knowledge of a feebleminded female, if not
worse. Her mother chased the rascal off after catching him messing with
the kid. Now the kid don't know where her mother might be. So add it up!"

Pat did, and her suspicious expression changed to motherly concern as
she called out, "Come inside and we'll send for some soda pop, Maureen.
I'm Undersheriff Brennan and I'm a friend of your mother's. So you'll be
staying here in town with me until she gets back, see?"

As Longarm helped the woman-child down and a deputy took charge of the
buckboard, Maureen replied uncertainly, "I don't know about that, ma'am.
Are you a Roman Catholic, and who's going to take care of our livestock if
I don't go right home?"

Pat Brennan replied in mock severity, "You let my boys worry about
your ponies, and 'Hail Mary, full of grace.' Ain't it grand we're all
Irish?"

As the older and taller woman led her inside, Maureen said she wasn't
allowed to play with shanty Irish, and asked if Pat was by any chance
lace-curtain Irish, adding that she wasn't sure what that meant or how a
girl could tell.

Pat said she was as lace-curtain as the Gentle Geraldines of the
Killdare Hunt and that she could tell the difference.

Going inside with her new-found friends, Maureen confided that they'd
moved away from Texas because her momma had been having trouble with some
shanty Irish who kept trying to steal her stock and peep in the windows on
bath nights.

Pat went over her mother's probable whereabouts with Maureen a second
time, left her sipping soda with a fatherly deputy, and took Longarm aside
to murmur, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Longarm said, "It works both ways. She does know more about the
running of the spread than you might think just talking to her. If the
lover her mother ran off for messing with her did the mother in, how come
he never came back to mess with her? She told me she liked her Uncle
Chester and enjoyed it when he finger-fucked her."

Pat sighed and said, "One usually does, and she's awfully pretty.
What if we're talking about a lovers' quarrel that got ugly and an Uncle
Chester who rode far and wide, Buck?"

Longarm said, "You may as well start calling me by my real name,
seeing some damn body in these parts seems to know who I really am. I
forgot to tell you about getting a pony shot out from under me as I was
headed for the old Nesbit place."

Pat gasped, and demanded a complete rundown on the incident near the
wooded draw. So he tersely brought her up to date, then asked how come
Lash Flanders and Silent Knight hadn't already told her all about it.

The undersheriff soberly replied, "I haven't seen either one of them

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today. Are you saying they had any part in ambushing you?"

To which Longarm could only reply, "They said they were on my side.
But they sure as hell knew I'd been shot at with a big fifty, and they said
they were riding on into town. So I mean to find out if they did, and if
so, why they never saw fit to report an attempted murder to the only law
they knew of in these parts!"

Chapter 11

His first charitable notion was that Flanders and Knight might have
swung around the Junction to ride on to somewhere else. But he found his
saddle and bridle waiting in that tack room for him, and they told him the
familiar pair had not only been by, but had hired fresh mounts to ride on
to Florence.

Leastways, they'd said they were bound for Florence. You had to say
you were riding somewhere when you hired a livery mount.

Putting the early risers and wide riders on the back of the stove for
the time being, Longarm arranged the hire of another mount of his own, and
told the livery crew about that free hide and dog meat they could have for
the taking.

Once they'd assured him they'd be proud to dispose of his dead paint,
he toted his saddle and bridle back to his hotel and stored them with the
rest of his possibles in his hired room.

Then he trudged over to the Western Union to wire Billy Vail a
progress report. He had to allow nothing was panning out the way it had
been expected to. But had Billy Vail been able to come up with all the
answers seated at his Denver desk, he'd never have to send any deputies out
on field missions.

So Longarm wired that while he'd seen neither hide nor hair of Miss
Medusa Le Mat, the ex-convict Buster Crabtree, or the fallen woman recalled
by her many admirers as French Barbara Allan, somebody or other had just
pegged a serious shot at him. So it seemed likely he was only fooling
innocent folks with his disguise, and he meant to drop it. He started to
suggest that Vail wire him by name at his hotel. Then he crossed that out
on the yellow form as he reflected that a man just never knew where he
might wind up spending the night. He instructed Vail, or their office
clerk, Henry, to wire him care of Western Union, Minnipeta Junction.

Once he had, he asked the clerk of the small telegraph office whether
they stayed open round the clock.

The clerk, a wispy-haired young cuss with eyeglasses thick as the
bottoms of two hotel tumblers, told him, "Surely you jest. We don't do
enough trade here by daylight to justify my modest salary. Western Union
only keeps a branch here because our batteries relay the long lines across
the Flint Hills and there is some heavy traffic around the end of the
month, when beef prices fly back and forth or the hired help wires money
orders home. Lots of cowboys seem to hail from Texas or the Ohio Valley.
It's surprising how both breeds are so devoted to their old folks at home,
considering how they feel about one another."

Longarm said he'd noticed riders north and south had different styles,

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but felt no call to go into that further. He asked instead, "Are you
saying you have a heap of cash on hand, guarded only by your ownself, no
offense, come payday?"

The Western Union clerk shrugged and said, "Depends on how many send
how much. You ain't the first one to worry along those lines. Mr.
Cornell, who strung all this wire out this way to begin with, made it a
rule to never keep more money on hand than need be. We empty our safe
every evening and run it over to the bank. Incoming money orders have to
be cashed there as well, unless they're for less than a hundred dollars.
We used to get held up more often. But by this late in the game the
owlhoot riders know they'd get as much just holding up a fashionable dress
shop, or better yet, a jewelry store."

Longarm thanked him and left, cussing silently, as he considered the
many places a gang might hit come payday in a cow town. The well-guarded
bank would naturally have the most portable wealth on hand. But all the
merchants in a crossroads like this would have more cash on hand than usual
around the same time.

It was safe to suspect the feed and hardware supply would wind up with
more in the till by evening than the barber or tobacco shop. But there
were just too many places to cover. If she wasn't planning on robbing the
bank, it seemed just as likely that Miss Medusa Le Mat wasn't anywhere in
these parts planning anything.

Longarm paused near a wooden Indian to light a fresh cheroot as he
quietly asked it, "How come somebody just pegged a shot at me this morning
if there's nobody planning nothing, Chief?"

The wooden Indian never answered, and as he shook out the match,
Longarm realized he was running low on his brand of cheroots. So he made
an unexpected move for the open front door of the cigar store just as a
shot rang out behind him and something thunked into his old pal, that
wooden Indian, instead of his back!

Longarm dove on inside, getting his own gun out as he hit the floor
with one knee, spun on it, and risked a peek outside between the doorjamb
and the wooden Indian's white pine rump.

He spied a haze of gun smoke drifting from an alley mouth he'd passed
a few storefronts back. As the cigar store man raised a gray head above
the edge of a rear counter to fuss at him, Longarm called, "I'm the law.
Stay put whilst I find out who just murdered your wooden Indian!"

That was easier said than done. Swallowing hard, Longarm advanced on
that thinning haze of gun smoke, shouting at some fool kids to stay back as
he took a deep breath and crabbed around the corner of the last shop,
asshole puckered, to throw down on the now-empty alley.

He ran the length of it, feeling dumb as he considered how easy it
would have been for that would-be back-shooter to have nailed him from the
side just now.

Busting out the far end of the alley on to a residential street, he
found three more kids shooting marbles in the nearby dirt. As soon as they
saw him, one kid pointed and said, "He ran that way, catty-corner across
the street and through Mr. Miller's yard."

Longarm considered the direction of his shy friend's flight, and

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decided it might be best to have some idea who he was chasing. So he put
his .44-40 away as he asked the helpful kids who he'd been chasing.

They varied some in their descriptions, but it seemed safe to say
they'd agreed on a "big boy" wearing denims and a black hat crowned
Texican.

That description doubtless fit many a hand riding for many an outfit
in the Flint Hills. It didn't sound like either Lash Flanders or Silent
Knight. Waco McCord was too big and husky, too, just in case he was
two-faced. So Longarm thanked the boys and headed back to see what that
wooden Indian could tell him.

The boys picked up their marbles and followed him at a respectful
distance. For he seemed more exiting than anything else going on on a warm
afternoon on a work day.

He identified himself to the cigar store man, bought a dozen of his
three-for-a-nickel brand, and asked permission to dig that spent bullet out
of the already somewhat battered chief.

The older man said to go ahead and watched with interest, along with
the boys, as Longarm skillfully used his pocket knife to extract the
evidence without too much damage to either pine or softer lead.

Once he had, he thanked the older man, gave the kids three pennies to
go buy some jaw breakers and found his way to the one and only gunsmith in
the junction.

The gunsmith was a wrinkled-up old timer with bushy black hair and
eyebrows. He and his small, cluttered but neatly-kept shop smelled of
cleaning spirits and gun oil. He didn't get sore when Longarm flashed his
badge and said he wanted a favor instead of repair work or fresh
cartridges.

Longarm placed the deformed slug he'd dug out of white pine on the
glass counter top between them and explained how he'd come by it.

The gunsmith picked up the slug meant for Longarm's spine and measured
its base with his steel calipers as he muttered, "Forty-one if it's
American. Closer to .40 if it's metric and ... Yep, one of them fancy
French .40 calibers. Can't even guess at the powder charge, though. You
say it sounded like a pistol shot, Deputy Long?"

Longarm nodded and said, "Works even better if we could be talking
about a Le Mat six-gun, sir."

The gunsmith said, "The Le Mat loads nine in the wheel to go with that
shotgun charge they revolve around. But this could have come out of a Le
Mat. Old Doc Le Mat is such a contrary cuss, he chambers his freak
revolvers every way but sensible."

"Still?" asked Longarm. "I heard tell Le Mat had died or gone out of
business."

The gunsmith shook his bushy head and replied, "Semi-retired, but
still puttering with medicine and machine tools in New Orleans. Doc Le
Mat--Jean Francois Le Mat, if it matters to you--was born in France but
came over here to practice medicine and design weapons just before the war.
The percusson cap was invented by a minister named Forsyth, speaking of

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strange hobbies."

"We were talking about Doc Le Mat," Longarm murmured politely.

The gunsmith shrugged. "The reason Le Mat's ten-shooter never caught
on like a Colt or Remington was Doc's tinkering. His basic design was
reliable. But he had them made up at a factory in Paris, France, adding
shipping and import costs to his product."

Setting the spent slug back on the glass, the gunsmith continued.
"After that he kept fooling with the calibers, favoring .42, .40, or .36
instead of the more popular .45, .44, or .38 and having his damned guns
chambered under the infernal French metric system to make for an even less
certain fit with cheaper American ammunition."

Longarm said he'd already heard about how tough it could be to get
fresh cartridges for a Le Mat.

The gunsmith said, "The first ones were cap and ball, so it was easier
when he got his first patent in '56. But the War Department wasn't
interested in firing buckshot at anybody from a pistol. He had better luck
with the Confederacy because he was pals with General Pierre Beauregard.
J. E. B. Stuart and Patton Anderson packed Le Mats for the South as well.
So by the end of the war that French factory was running in some
ten-shooters that loaded brass cartridges as well."

"You said they still do?" Longarm reminded the digressing older man.

The gunsmith nodded and said, "On special order. They make more
popular six-guns for their European market nowadays. But some older
gunslicks with mean tempers still favor a reliable ten-shooter."

Longarm said, "That reserve shotgun blast is a pisser, speaking from
experience. Do you stock any .40-shorts or those 20-gauge shells?"

The gunsmith thought before he said, "Twenty-gauge for certain. It's
a popular load for women and children, less of a jolt when you fire from
the shoulder. I might have some .40-shorts or even rifle rounds buried
somewhere amid the debris. We don't get much call for that load."

Longarm said that unless he'd sold some to somebody else in recent
memory, it hardly mattered.

So the gunsmith said he'd keep an eye peeled for such an unusual
customer, and they shook on it.

He met up with Undersheriff Pat Brennan out front. She was wearing a
fresh riding habit and a worried expression as she gasped, "I've been
looking all over for you, Custis! Somebody told me you'd been in another
gunfight and ..."

"Never got to fight back," he said, tersely bringing her up to date
about a sudden move saving his ass and explaining what he'd been up to with
the gunsmith.

She said, "Somebody really has it in for you, dear. That's twice in
one day!"

He shrugged and said, "Lousy shooting. No guts either. Pegged one
wild shot this morning with a serious rifle, and another just now with

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what's commencing to stack up as that famous Le Mat."

She protested, "You said Medusa Le Mat was a woman. But those boys
saw a man run past."

Longarm smiled thinly and replied, "They saw somebody dressed like a
man, and Medusa Le Mat is a mistress of disguise. A strange gal in these
parts, passing herself off a far less unusual cowboy, could be the answer
to many a simple question. Let's go eat. It's past dinner time and that
Chinese place ain't half bad."

She was willing, and the only Orientals for miles around were honored
to serve chop suey to such distinguished trade.

As they ate at a corner table near the back, Pat filled Longarm in on
that "Uncle Chester" she'd sworn out a warrant against after some more
gal-to-gal talk with the slow but pretty Maureen Cassidy.

Pat told him, "I've staked out the old Nesbit place in hopes the man
will come by to play doctor some more. It's a godsend you got to that poor
little thing first, Custis! We wired Florence, and wherever Rose Cassidy
went after leaving Maureen alone out there, Florence wasn't it. I've put
out a search on her, along with a want on Uncle Chester for attempted
rape."

Longarm started to say Maureen had said she'd been willing. But
instead he washed down some chop suey with tea, which always tasted a lot
better when a Chinaman or Irish woman brewed it, and said, "I've been
studying on Uncle Chester and your notion that Medusa Le Mat could be a
lesbian."

Pat shook her head and said, "The same thought crossed my mind. It
wouldn't be the first time I made a complicated case out of two simple
ones. I took Maureen over to my place and sat her down with some cookies
and buttermilk for some private talk. She caught her missing mother going
at it with her mystery lover more than once. A half-wit could be confused
about half-naked flesh at some distance. But while he was feeling Maureen
up those other times, she got a good look at his ring dang doo, as she puts
it for some reason."

Longarm said, "I know the reason. There's this dirty cowboy song
about a dirty gal with a ring dang doo. I reckon Maureen's heard it more
than once. I've been told Uncle Chester ain't the first man who ever
noticed she was pretty."

Pat grimaced and murmured, "Maybe it's a good thing I let you play
with my ring dang doo before you rode out yonder. Sometimes I think you
men would screw a snake if only you could get somebody to hold its head."

He chuckled sheepishly and confessed, "I know the feeling. But I
reckon I'd mess with a sheep before I'd abuse a helpless half-wit."

He chewed some more, then frowned and said, "Now that's sure odd, as
soon as you study on it."

She asked what was odd. He explained, "That song somebody sang to a
half-wit about her ring dang doo. It starts out, 'When I was young and in
my teens, I met this gal from New Orleans. And she was young and pretty
too, and had what they call a ring dang doo.'"

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Pat sniffed and said, "That's lovely. What does the girl with a ring
dang doo from New Orleans have to do with us, Custis?"

He said, "Mayhaps nothing. Mayhaps something. When last heard tell
of, Doc Le Mat was down in New Orleans, inventing guns Miss Medusa seems to
favor."

Chapter 12

They went back to Longarm's hotel to settle their meals dog-style.
They knew nobody would suspect an official visit in broad daylight. For as
any whorehouse proprietor could tell you, nobody ever did. Prim and proper
folks thought you had to have the lights out to get really depraved.

She commented on a couple of his scars she'd missed the night before
as they lazed atop the bedding naked as jays. The afternoon sun was
painting tiger stripes of shadow and light through the window shutters
while she tried to blow a smoke ring around the dong she was holding
fondly.

She said she could spend perhaps an hour up there with him on her
investigation, seeing that he'd been shot at twice in the same day. So a
good time was had by all, and they even got to talking some more about his
main mission after he'd allowed her to try something she'd always wanted to
had her late husband been up to it by the time she'd read that book on
Oriental notions.

Once they'd tried, and wound up finishing more naturally, she said
some Oriental notions on food tended to be more peculiar than really tasty,
and asked how folks who'd come up with fried rice and such swell noodles
might have invented tasteless bird's nest soup and that slimy custard that
tasted the way library paste smelled.

He massaged a firm nipple between thumb and forefinger, seeing she
liked that, as he said he thought shark fin soup tasted like fish glue,
come to think of it. He added, "Regular folks eat regular grub meant for
regular pallets no matter where you go. Regular folks don't eat regular
enough to lose their appetites for regular grub. The odd luxuries of any
style of cooking are meant for the odd appetites of the idle rich, who've
never known what it feels like to get really hungry."

He took the cheroot back to blow smoke at her mature but still mighty
tempting flesh as he thought back to some odd dishes he'd been served in
fancy homes. "Strawberries out of season don't taste any better. Or even
as good as ripe apples right off the tree. But that wouldn't be showing
off. I reckon it costs a heap more to serve your guests shark fins than
fresh-plucked chicken or that sweet and sour pork the more common folks
eat. I wonder how come Uncle Chester wanted to feel up a half-witted kid
when he could have her mother French-style and naked all he wanted."

The naked undersheriff suggested, "Rose Cassidy's a handsome woman, as
I recall. They do say variety is the spice of life, but Rose and her dim
daughter didn't look all that different."

She began to stroke his limp virile member thoughtfully as she went
on. "At least we know for certain that Uncle Chester has one of these.
I'm not about to ask Maureen to judge which one of you has the best to
offer. So there goes your notion that a saddle tramp who sings dirty songs

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about New Orleans has to be Miss Medusa Le Mat. Why would she have to know
anything about New Orleans or the real Le Mat to begin with? Can't you buy
one of Doctor Le Mat's wicked weapons most anywhere in this land of
opportunity?"

Longarm put a hand to her wrist to encourage faster stroking as he
decided, "You're likely right. It's as easy to figure I've been seeing
tigers in the roses as it is to make any of these scattered bits and pieces
fit."

Since she was interested in law enforcement and aware of her own
limitations too, Pat stopped jerking him off to ask him what in blue blazes
he was talking about.

She said, "Medusa Le Mat and Uncle Chester are confounding enough!
What tigers in what roses are we talking about?"

He rolled her on her back and kissed that nipple before he told her,
"Us law folks usually get there long after the fact and have to piece
things together from the evidence, which, as you know, comes in all sizes
and shapes, scattered hither and yon."

He ran his free hand down her tiger-striped belly, admiring the play
of light as he played with her, saying, "You've doubtless noticed how much
pure distraction is mixed in with hard facts you're trying to nail down.
If you put fact and fancy together wrong, you can get a convincing wrong
picture. Little kids are always seeing tigers, scary faces, and such in
the floral patterns of bedroom wallpaper designed by the artist to just
look like roses. Some see a man in the moon, and the Indians are just as
sure it's a rabbit, sitting up on its hind end. Nothing ever made those
hills and valleys up on the moon with either a face or a rabbit in mind.
Folks see them because they can't just see patterns that make no sense at
all."

She spread her thighs languidly as she purred, "I don't see why a
female bank robber and a finger-fucking saddle tramp have to come from New
Orleans either. But keep doing what you're doing with that finger and
we'll worry about it later, dear!"

He commenced to rock the boy in the boat for her as he calmly went on.
"If Miss Medusa Le Mat's in town, she ain't wearing her usual dress.
Maureen Cassidy ought to be able to point out her Uncle Chester if he don't
watch out. You say she's at your house right now?"

Pat moaned, "Oooh, that feels so lovely! Yes, I've left the kid in
the care of my housekeeper, with orders she's not to receive visitors when
I'm not home. I didn't invite you home with me because my housekeeper's a
self-confessed peeper with a dawning interest in these very pleasures. So
would you please mount up and pleasure me again?"

Longarm cocked one leg over to massage her moist clit with the head of
his semierection, noticing how soon it began to feel like a chore when the
gal started giving the damned orders.

He said, "Silent Knight allowed he might have been by to court the gal
often enough to get turned down. What do he and Lash Flanders really do,
honey?"

She tried, "They're top hands, riding for the Lazy Eight, and don't
you intend to put it all the way in, you teasing thing?"

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To which he replied, "In a minute. I'm distracted. Call me a sissy
if you must. But I find it hard to keep it up for a gal who's telling me
big fibs, Pat."

She thrust her pelvis up to catch another inch of him by surprise as
she sobbed, "I don't know what you're talking about! I've never lied to
you about anything! Why should I?"

He rolled dead center and thrust it in as far as he could get it not
all the way hard, and just as he'd hoped, she moaned in delight and started
moving passionately under him.

But he was a big man, too heavy for her to really bounce in the saddle
unless he helped some. So he just lay sort of soggy on top of her,
enjoying her efforts a lot, as he calmly told her, "I want you to listen
carefully to my proposition before you feed me more white lies."

She pleaded, "Please, Custis, you have to believe me!"

He kissed her to hush her and insisted, "You ain't been listening. I
savvy machine politics. Neither Denver nor any other town is run on the
level. Crooked politician is a redundant term. Honest Abe never got
elected without telling many a lie. The voters always have to choose
betwixt baby-kissers willing to give them the sort of government you'd
expect, and baby kissers who just plain rob them. I know you were
appointed undersheriff by the county machine. Nobody else could have
offered you the job."

She said, "Make love to me, damn you! The county board of supervisors
are as pure as the driven snow and I'm hot as hell!"

He left it deep and throbbing as he insisted, "I just said I ain't
interested in local graft. I only want to know what Lash Flanders and
Silent Knight do for the powers that be."

Pat gasped, "Don't tease me like this. They both ride for the Lazy
Eight."

He gave her a few good strokes, then insisted, "No, they don't. I
just met them way off their range on a workday, and Lord knows where they
rode from there. When first we met they were clean across their own county
line in Florence, arrested on an assault charge. I asked Hard Pan Parsons
as I was getting my belongings back. You can hire a top hand for forty a
month and found. You don't have to keep bailing him out of jams he gets
into on his own. So who do they get in jams for, Pat?"

She hesitated, then sighed and said, "Cattlemen's Protective
Association, as regulators. Now do it regular, you brute!"

He proceeded to, hotter than he'd been letting on, and when he came in
her, they both moaned out loud because her climax started earlier and
lasted longer, as if Mother Nature aimed to make up for the more
complicated plumbing she'd designed for her daughters.

As he lay limp in her amorous embrace, Longarm muttered, "We have a
team like that working out of my home office. We call 'em Smiley and Dutch
instead of Silent and Lash. Deputy Smiley's smart but inclined to reason
with a hair-trigger cuss, whilst Dutch would draw and throw down on his own
mother if she stared at him mean. The two of them add up to one good

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lawman, just as Silent and Lash likely make for a smart but dangerous hired
gun."

Pat kissed him and said, "I said they were regulators, not hired guns,
dear. You're right that one political hand has to wash another, but
neither the county council nor me would put up with paid assassins."

He asked what they did if they weren't allowed to assassinate anybody
for the C.P.A.

She said, "Regulate. They encourage folks to act regular here in the
Flint Hills range. There's statute law and then there's county custom.
You'd have to be a cattleman to understand."

Longarm had been a cattleman in his time. So he was commencing to
understand. There was no law on the books saying a strange rider with no
visible means of support but the running iron in his saddlebag could be
arrested, or worse. Yet any honest cowhand could tell at a glance a cuss
like that was up to no good.

There was nothing in the Constitution or your average state charter
saying you owed it to your neighbors to search out the owner of a dogie
following one of your own cows with another man's brand on its fool hide,
and you didn't have to offer coffee and cake to any passing rider who
stopped by to ask permission to use your water pump. You just acted
regular if you wanted the folks for miles around to take you for regular
neighbors.

Longarm finally rolled off the sated undersheriff to light them up a
cheroot to share as he opined, "I ain't too keen on vigilante justice or
regulators dropping by to explain the facts of life to a new homesteading
family from other parts. It can get out of hand when and if your lawfully
appointed peace officers let it."

She snuggled closer and assured him, "Silent and Lash are all right.
Even judicious brutality from a badge-wearer has a way of falling into the
pages of the opposition newspapers. But when you call it outraged public
opinion, it's accepted when a petty thief or wife beater gets what he
deserved."

Longarm replied, "I just said I knew what regulators did. What's the
story on that assault charge over to Florence?"

She took a drag on the cheroot before she declared, "It will never
come to trial. The jasper Lash assaulted will surely drop the charges by
the time he gets better and talks it over with a lawyer. The silly thing's
a traveling-notions peddler, traveling about with his one-horse cart to
peddle ribbon bows and such to the women folks out our way. He seemed to
have gotten fresh with some of the wives he came across alone in a soddy
with neither their man nor older kids to protect them."

Longarm whistled softly. "A pest like that can be tough to discourage
legally. Her word against his and what harm done, Your Honor?"

She demurely replied, "That's why I told Silent Knight about it when
more than one wife came into the Junction to complain. So now the dirty
rascal is nursing his own complaints in a sick bed, and by the time he's
able to appear against anybody in court, what harm was done, Your Honor?"

Longarm said, "I follow your drift. So who have you sent them after

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this time, honey? That Uncle Chester young Maureen told us about?"

Pat blinked innocently and replied, "I never sent anybody after
anyone, dear. As I told you before, I haven't seen them today. They never
came by to report that gunplay out by the old Nesbit place."

Longarm took a drag on the cheroot and decided, "Mayhaps somebody else
told them about Uncle Chester. Silent Knight told me he'd tried to court
Maureen Cassidy, and Maureen told me about that dirty older man playing
doctor with her when first we met."

Pat repressed a shudder, and snuggled closer as she declared she'd
hate to be Uncle Chester when and if those two caught up with him.

She said, "I doubt either of those bullies would trifle with a
woman-child they knew to be a half-wit. They both seem to follow Old
Testament notions on simple justice. But if you recall your Good Book,
some of those notions about an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth make
for simple justice indeed."

He said, "I ain't got much use for a man who'd molest a half-wit, and
I'm sworn to uphold the Constitution. What sort of cruel and unusual
punishments do you reckon those bible-reading bullies might have in mind
for a dirty dog who'd hand his dick to an innocent young gal?"

Pat grimaced and reached for his as she said she doubted they'd treat
his so gently.

Longarm didn't mind what she was up to down yonder, but he told her,
"I'd better see if I can catch up with Uncle Chester first. If neither
Lash nor Silent are anywhere in town, they must have figured on finding the
rascal somewhere else!"

She said she agreed on that, but failed to see why he really cared
what the boys did to a degenerate who trifled with children. She told him,
"Maureen is safe at my place. He can't bother her there."

Longarm said, "Ain't worried about Maureen. I want to know what
happened to her mother. I'd as soon ask Uncle Chester before they mess him
up too much to talk."

Pat started to stroke him harder as she mused, "We don't know that
saddle tramp did anything to Rose Cassidy, dear. Maureen says she seemed
all right when she headed into Florence on business."

Longarm said, "Florence is a fair ride off, and a heap can happen to a
lady on the rolling prairies betwixt hither and yon. I figure Silent and
Lash have come to the same conclusion. So I reckon I'll just ride that way
and see what there might be to see."

She asked if they couldn't do it one more time before he left. He
told her he'd try to come in her twice, seeing he didn't know when he'd be
back. So she forked a naked thigh across him and got on top to take charge
this time lest he torture any more political secrets out of a poor helpless
girl.

Chapter 13

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Longarm knew most country folks were free with cake and coffee and
tight with gossip about folks they knew when asked by a nosy cuss they
didn't. So he didn't stop at any of the few spreads he passed that
afternoon, aiming to ride into Florence around nine or ten that evening,
when others were less likely to notice.

So he made good time aboard a spunky chestnut Pat Brennan had loaned
him, as if to make certain he had to get back to her before he left for
good, with his case wrapped up or not.

But just before sundown, miles short of Florence, he crossed a
timbered draw to meet up with Silent Knight and Lash Flanders coming the
other way with a buckboard and a quartet of colored day laborers.

As he reined in to greet them, Longarm naturally asked how come.
Silent Knight pointed at the cottonwoods and hackberry trees behind Longarm
to say, "We're out to solve us a murder. Or to find a murder victim
leastways. For we've reason to believe Rose Cassidy lies dead and buried
somewheres near."

Lash chimed in. "We got to talking about it betwixt here and town.
After we'd chewed it up and spit it out more than once, that draw is the
only stretch worth poking about in. These rises all around us are nigh
solid chalk under a few inches of sod."

Longarm nodded and said, "I can see why you'd expect a dead body to be
buried in the sandy bottom of a draw, gents. But how come you ever came to
such a grim conclusion about Rose Cassidy? Her daughter says she was last
seen alive and well riding into Florence on some horse-trading business."

Silent Knight said, "Nobody in Florence admits to any recent
horse-trading with her. And we were asking about her all the way in from
Minnipeta Junction. It ain't been a whole week, and you don't get that
many tolerable-looking women riding this open range alone."

Longarm said he followed their drift as far as this particular draw.
He said that was where they lost him.

Lash Flanders grimly replied, "That was where we lost Rose Cassidy.
She stopped to water her bronc at the Edenwald spread, a mile or less to
the southwest."

Silent Knight pointed the other way and said, "She never stopped or
even passed the Berger spread when she should have, no more than half an
hour later. Jimmy Berger and his boy, Lem, were out by this wagon trace
repairing their cattle guard, and she never passed them."

Lash Flanders was directing their hired shovel crew into the draw at
the moment. So Longarm asked Silent if those helpful Bergers had recalled
any other riders during the time in question.

The regulator shrugged and said, "Well, sure, they saw other riders,
riding both ways along a busy trace in broad-ass daylight! The point is
that neither saw a handsome wasp-waisted woman, mounted on a nice-looking
cordovan stud with Morgan lines. You're a lawman. Add it UP."

Longarm did, wryly noting word had surely gotten around since they'd
met up in that Florence jailhouse. He said, "One witness watching a lady
riding toward a wooded draw, plus two more who never saw her riding out
from it, sure adds up sinister."

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Silent Knight nodded and said, "She was a good-looking woman carrying
money aboard a fine horse. So there's three motives, and now all we have
to do is find that there delicate corpse!"

Longarm didn't feel up to instructing a self-styled regulator on the
legal distinctions betwixt a dead corpse and the corpus delicti, or
tangible evidence that any sort of crime had been committed. More than one
slick crook had hanged because he'd thought the law had to find a body to
nail you with murder in the first. Burning your wife to ashes in the
kitchen range didn't help you a lick if witnesses convinced the jury they'd
seen you butcher and overcook her.

So as he dismounted back in the draw and tethered his borrowed mount
to a box-elder sapling, Longarm knew they only had to produce tangible
evidence that something awful might have happened to Rose Cassidy. He
mentally emphasized they because he wasn't sure Billy Vail would want him
horning into a local killing.

He said so as he and the two regulators watched the colored help
poking with long crowbars, searching for soft spots in the sun-baked
watercourse between the tree roots before they wasted time with their
shovels.

He said, "Seeing you gents know who I really am, I'm really after bank
robbers who've followed a similar plan more than once. Leaving out less
important moves for the moment, they like to locate and take over a
lonesome hideout not too far away before they hit a bank at a hard, fast
gallop to and fro. They leave one or more members of their gang at the
hideout with a change of mounts and, likely, duds. They rob the bank and
use the hideout just long enough to confound pursuit with a change of pony
and costume for at least the leaders. They like to leave a real mess for
the posse to ponder as they slip innocently off into the mists. Rose
Cassidy's little horse spread fits the usual bill of fare better than any
place else I've come up with."

Silent Knight said, "We was told about that Medusa gal when we was
told about you. You figure she sent that Uncle Chester to talk sweet and
scout old Rose and Maureen?"

Longarm shrugged and said, "Uncle Chester could have just been a
saddle tramp with a hard-on. He could have been scouting for another lady
with bank robbery in mind. I've reason to suspect Miss Medusa ain't
interested in the hard-ons of her recruits."

He fumbled for a cheroot as he wryly added, "We're sure piling up a
shithouse made of guesswork when they do say bricks work better!"

One of the colored hands from Florence gave a yell and said his
crowbar had sunk into something soft. Everyone else headed over to join
him in the shade of a blackjack oak. The more itchy Lash Flanders grabbed
a shovel from the nearest hand and commenced to dig as Silent Knight
wrinkled his nose and said, "Oh, Lord, I hate the way folks smell after
they've been dead a while."

But even though Longarm could almost smell that fetid odor amid the
dusty greenery all around, it was only a woman's riding boot that Lash came
up with before he muttered, "That's all there is this side of the damned
chalk. But why in thunder would anybody bury just the one boot of a
missing woman?"

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Longarm flatly stated, "Because he aimed to bury other things in other
places. This is shaping up to be a long row to hoe, gents. But I have to
say your educated guess makes more sense now. Whether that was one boot or
two, I can't picture the lady riding on from here with even one bare foot
in the stirrup."

The others agreed. The hired hands fanned out with more enthusiasm,
now that they could see they were really probing for something. But all
they found before sundown was a gal's black cotton chemise. No man but the
missing Uncle Chester was in any position to say whether the undergarment
belonged to the missing Rose Cassidy. Although they agreed Maureen might
know back at the Junction.

It was Silent Knight who first declared it would make more sense to
knock off for the day and start over at sunrise to really root up the draw,
which was now getting dark.

Lash and Longarm had to agree. The shovel hands moved over to their
buckboard to gather gear for a night camp in the draw. But Longarm went to
untether his chestnut. When Silent Knight asked how come, Longarm
explained, "They never sent me here from Denver to search for Rose Cassidy.
The lady I'm after is better known as Miss Medusa Le Mat. She don't seem
to be around the Junction. She might not be over in Florence. But it's a
bigger town, and I'd best make certain."

The regulator said, "We don't get many murderous folks of either
gender in these parts. How do you cotton to the notion of that
bank-robbing gal getting rid of poor old Rose somewheres around here so's
she and her gang could take over the old Nesbit place for a hideout?"

Longarm said, "The thought crossed my mind earlier. But there's a
couple of holes in the notion. You'd expect them to get rid of the pretty
half-wit even more young studs find interesting. But they never did, and
now the daughter's safe in town and that homestead's being watched by the
county law."

Silent pointed out, "All that comes after the mother disappeared
sometime back. You might have saved Maureen unexpected."

But Longarm insisted, "I said there was more than one hole. Thanks to
you and Lash tracing the mother at least this far by asking so many
questions, it's safe to assume Rose Cassidy was the only woman riding by
that day. Since nobody saw her closer to Florence than this draw, I figure
she should have been stopped by one or more nondescript male riders, not
another lady with a ten-shooter."

Lash Flanders had come over in time to catch the last of that. So he
was the one who suggested, "What if this Medusa gal rides around wearing
men's duds, seated in the saddle astride? Wouldn't that sort of explain
why nobody in these parts recalls a strange woman with no visible means of
support?"

Longarm said, "It could, if you'd like to sell me a handsome young
woman passing as a strange saddle tramp nobody would look at twice. I
should think regulators paid to watch for such uncertainties in cattle
country would have noticed a short baby-faced stranger who doesn't have to
shave as he drifts about."

The two local bullies exchanged thoughtful glances in the tricky light

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of the gloaming. Lash asked, "What about that grub-line rider we patted
down for running irons a few weeks back? He was in his teens and either
not full-growed or doomed to go through life mighty short."

Silent Knight shook his head and said, "He won't work as a mystery
woman in jeans. We took a leak together as you were sneaking that peek
through his saddlebags. He could have used a fresh shave as well, and
after that, I'd seen him somewhere in the Flint Hills before, remember?"

Lash shrugged and decided, "I do now. He was just the only rider I
could come up with who could have possibly looked so sissy."

Longarm put his reining hand to his saddlehorn as he mused, half to
himself, "Maureen Cassidy recalls that saddle tramp who trifled with both
her and her mother as young and pretty. What did the traveling man you
beat up the other day look like, Lash?"

The professional tough hesitated, grinned, and modestly confessed,
"Too big, old, and ugly to be any mystery woman in disguise. And I kicked
him in the balls to teach him to keep his drawers buttoned up around
married women. You surely don't suspect old Greek George as the one that
pretty half-wit calls Uncle Chester!"

Longarm swung himself up into the saddle as he replied, "I mean to ask
him when I get to Florence. So where might he be found?"

Lash Flanders said, "At the doc's or resting up at his boardinghouse,
I reckon. I went easy on the son of a bitch, considering how sore some
husbands were at him. I never broke no bones nor gouged out no eyeballs.
And I still say he couldn't be the one Maureen calls her Uncle Chester."

Silent Knight said, "Rose Cassidy had better taste than to mess with
old Greek George. Like Lash says, he's old and ugly, and old Rose has
turned down many a good-looking young cuss who dropped by to see if she
needed anything from town."

"Like me," said Lash Flanders modestly, adding, "I like women old
enough to know what they're doing. But do I catch up with that young
rascal, I mean to clean his plow. For he has to be a pussy-eater at the
very least!"

Silent Knight laughed and said, "Show me the man who don't eat pussy
and I'll show you how to steal his woman. But it do seem odd a drifter
none of us knew could get so lucky with old Rose."

Longarm didn't comment on how oversexed a man might have to be to risk
molesting a lover's feebleminded children as well. He figured he'd just
ask the jasper his secret after he caught up with him. The traveling
peddler who liked to pester gals that way himself might or might not know a
rival who'd had better luck with the missing horse-breeder, and possibly
some other local gals as well. Longarm knew your average Don Juan was
restless enough. A Don Juan who'd make a play for both mother and daughter
under the same roof would surely make a play for other gals under other
roofs.

Longarm took his leave from the regulators and rode up out of the draw
to find the gloaming light left just right for riding at a mile-eating
trot. It was rougher on one's balls aboard a stock saddle, and now he was
sorry he'd left his old army McClellan behind. For his half-ass try at
working the Flint Hills in disguise wasn't panning out worth shit, and he

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was riding uncomfortably for no good reason.

But it had to be done, seeing a comfortable walk would get him into
town too late, and loping much of the way would be too rough on his
borrowed mount.

He aimed to get there well before bedtime because it would be rude to
wake up a witness recovering from a beating. He needed to talk to the
womanizing Greek George because it took one such gent to know another and
Uncle Chester was shaping up as a serious suspect.

That old Nesbit place, inhabited by no more than two women, neither
having kith nor kin worth mention in these parts, made sense as the sort of
temporary hideout Miss Medusa Le Mat liked to line up ahead of any bank
job. Nobody knew for certain how those other hideouts had been chosen or
lined up. So what if they sent some member of the gang ahead to scout it
out and lull anyone there into trusting them until it came time to take
over?

A handsome young stud buttering up a healthy young widow woman with no
regular lover made a heap of sense. Longarm doubted Miss Medusa Le Mat had
told him to mess up by fooling with the daughter of the house as well. If
the poor simp was still alive, he was oversexed and not too bright.
Another womanizer prowling the same range for pussy would have been likely
to notice such a specimen more than your average rider might have while
searching for strays or coyotes.

What was that Mr. Charles Dickens had put in those Pickwick Papers
about the horny coachman who knew all the gals who put out for at least
eighty miles?

That was the sort of wandering Don Juan he was looking for. A man who
knew more than most about getting laid, or trying to get laid, in these
parts. For even if Greek George didn't know beans about Miss Medusa Le Mat
or Uncle Chester, there was no telling when such information about other
folks might come in handy.

Chapter 14

Longarm had lost some time back at that draw, and it seemed even later
than he thought as he spied the string of twinkles that had to be Florence
up ahead. Country folks tended to turn in early, and the few scattered
spreads he'd been passing were little more than dark shapeless blobs
against the lighter blackness of the rolling grassy swells.

But things brightened up as he rode into town. A beanery near the
railroad stop, across from the illuminated Western Union sign, was open for
late travelers, while more than one saloon along the lamp-lit main street
spilled light and piano music out on the plank walks as if Kansas had never
gone dry.

Longarm stabled his borrowed chestnut at the livery near the railroad
stop, ambled over to the Western Union, and wired Billy Vail a progress
report at night-letter rates. He only put down the bare bones he had on
the mission he'd been sent out on. He knew he was inclined to get more
interested in local affairs than his home office approved of.

As if to back Billy Vail's nagging about local lawmen being there to

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worry about local affairs, Hard Pan Parsons, the chief constable of
Florence, hailed Longarm as the younger federal lawman was coming out of
the telegraph office.

As they shook hands in the dusty street, Hard Pan said, "They told me
at the livery you was in town. What's this about Rose Cassidy dropping out
of sight and Undersheriff Brennan being stuck with her idiot child?"

Longarm countered by asking who might have told him that before he
could ride less than a full score of country miles from the junction.

Hard Pan pointed with his chin at the doorway Longarm had just now
come from as he easily replied, "Pat Brennan wired us hours ago. She said
you were headed our way. I still wired her all the latest we may have on
that possible bank robbery in these parts. But let's not talk out here in
the night air with our throats so dry, old son."

Longarm didn't argue. It was up to a Kansas lawman to say whether a
Kansas saloon served needled beer or not. He ordered his own with a shot
of Maryland rye as they took a corner table for some private rag-chewing.

He got out his notebook when Hard Pan declared, "We was already
wondering why a known gunslick called Buster Crabtree never showed up at
his coming-home party. Another local graduate of Jefferson Barracks has
been glimpsed hither and yon in these parts, but seems to be trying to
avoid kith and kin, as if he never got out."

Longarm asked who they were talking about, and wrote down the name of
Matt Currier. He nodded and said, "I've seen that name on a federal want."

Hard Pan shrugged and said, "If you did, it was an old one. Currier
just served five at hard for armed robbery. But you was right about it
being federal. Held up a dinky post office for less than a hundred in hard
cash, the poor simp. Now write down Corky Landon, who just got out of
Canyon City, and add 'em up." Longarm did as Hard Pan prodded him, "Didn't
you say this Medusa gal recruits around three men and a gal to help her rob
them banks?"

Longarm nodded soberly and said, "I make that Buster Crabtree, Matt
Currier, Corky Landon, and French Barbara Allan, the same as you did.
Might any of those gunslicks describe as short and baby-faced?"

Hard Pan shook his head and said, "Nope. All of them sit tall in the
saddle and look mean, the way you'd want a bank robber to look if you was
scouting ahead and giving them the high sign to move in. How might this
shit about Rose Cassidy tie in?"

Longarm sipped thoughtfully and replied, "My first suspicion was that
the more sinister lady was lining up a hideout just outside of the
Junction. I'm having trouble fitting a baby-faced cuss the half-witted
Maureen Cassidy recalls as Uncle Chester. He don't answer to tall and
mean-looking. Have you ever caught yourself planning a chess move when the
name of the game was checkers?"

The older lawman smiled sheepishly and said, "All the time. We know
the simple answer is usually the simple answer. But it feels so good to
think you're smart. Are you suggesting this Romeo old Rose was mixed up
with had something to do with her vanishing so mysterious?"

Longarm sighed and said, "It gets less mysterious if you let Uncle

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Chester ride alone. Say old Rose caught him messing with her beautiful but
dumb daughter after he'd been messing with her. Then say she handed him
the shovel and told him never to darken her door again."

Hard Pan put down his beer scuttle and asked, "You mean we could be
talking about a lover scorned?"

Longarm shrugged and said, "Who's to say what a saddle tramp who'd
want to play musical beds with a mother and literal child might wind up
doing? Most of us mortal men hold secret hard-ons in reserve for the ones
who got away. Maureen didn't act as if she'd have been a tough conquest
for any man when I talked to her. Uncle Chester could have had a grand
notion about coming back to the old Nesbit place when old Rose wasn't there
to run him off, see?"

Hard Pan whistled softly and asked, "Where do you reckon he done Rose
dirty? She ain't been in to Florence recent. I asked around as soon as I
got Pat's wire this afternoon."

Longarm told him about the grim investigations of Silent Knight and
Lash Flanders around that wooded draw. He was only doing so to respect his
elders. So he was surprised but not upset when the bright small-town
lawman said, "Well, I never. That sure explains that cordovan stud we're
still holding over to the municipal pound."

Longarm blinked and said, "Rose Cassidy was riding a cordovan stud the
last time anybody saw her alive and well. You say it wound up in your
stray corral?"

Hard Pan nodded and said, "Had to. Some son of a bitch tethered it
near the railroad stop all day without fodder or water. Now that you've
recalled Rose Cassidy to me, somebody at the time made mention of the
abandoned pony looking something like the favorite mount of that widow
woman over by Minnipeta Junction. I paid less mind at the time because I
hadn't heard old Rose or her cordovan stud were missing. Besides, the
critter was saddled mannish with a center-fire dally-roper."

Longarm broke out a couple of cheroots as he silently tried to put odd
pieces together.

Hard Pan suggested, "Mayhaps he hid that sidesaddle and left the gal's
pony tethered by the railroad stop so's we'd assume he took the train clean
out of here whilst we was having this very conversation."

Longarm nodded and said, "Works as well more ways than one. There's
nigh as much dark as light along the trails at this time of the year. I
noticed, riding in, how easy it would be to ride most anywhere on anything
with nobody but the owl birds really looking you over. So all we know for
certain is that somebody met up with a sidesaddled stud in that wooded
draw, then abandoned it here in Florence with a beat-up Texican saddle you
could likely pick up cheap at many a hockshop. How many hockshops are we
talking about here in Florence, pard?"

Hard Pan thought and decided, "Four, counting the saddle shop as loans
out money to cowhands with their saddles as security. Ain't none of 'em
open at this hour, though."

Longarm thumbed a match head alight for the two of them as he said
anyone who'd remember that center-fire roper at the moment would likely
recall it as well in the morning.

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He got his cheroot going, sipped more suds, and allowed he was more
interested in talking to Greek George, the peddling man, at that hour.

Hard Pan said, "You won't find him here in town at any hour now. I
understand that once he recovered from that beating Lash Flanders gave him
the other night, he limped home to his true love, Osage Opal. She'd be the
breed widow woman of a hog farmer over on the other side of Cottonwood
Creek. Osage Opal stayed on after old Bill Ziegel up and died from a heart
stroke slopping hogs. Greek George has been staying with Osage Opal ever
since, when he ain't out peddling and pestering gals in other parts. The
place ain't hard to find, by day or night. Just follow the Marion post
road until you smell hogs, a heap of hogs. I've never fathomed how
critters that taste so good can smell so disgusting."

Longarm chuckled dryly and said, "You remind me of a devoted
cunt-licker who often made similar comments. I reckon my visit to that hog
spread can wait until morning too."

Hard Pan Parsons agreed it was getting late, and asked Longarm where
he'd been planning to bed down, adding an invitation to his own place just
up the way.

Longarm thanked him and allowed he'd made other plans. So the two
lawmen shook and parted friendly, with Hard Pan headed back to his office
and Longarm drifting on toward the distant but familiar sounds of an
out-of-tune piano being tortured beyond endurance.

As he paused outside in the darkness to peer over the top of the
bat-wing doors, Longarm saw he'd been right about that rendition of "Aura
Lee" that could have just as easily been "Lenora." For the pianist seated
at an upright against the rear wall with her back to Longarm could have
only been the one and original Miss Red Robin from Chicago by way of Texas.

Nobody else with such a fine figure played piano that badly in a
flaming red velveteen dress that almost matched the dyed hair pinned up to
expose the ivory nape of her neck. Longarm knew for a fact she was a
natural brunette. Sort of. Red Robin shaved between her shapely soft
thighs as well as under both arms--to keep from picking up nits as she
bummed around from one boom town to another, she'd told Longarm the last
time he'd asked.

It was Red Robin's sixth sense for boom times that inspired Longarm to
part the swinging doors and mosey over to her end of the bar, or so he
tried to tell himself. Undersheriff Brennan, just up the road a piece, was
communicating by wire regularly with the town law of Florence, and a
stranger in town just never knew how many local deputies might be keeping
an eye on him.

But what good old Pat didn't know for certain about good old Red Robin
wasn't likely to hurt either gal, and Longarm really had a good reason to
question Red Robin about her sudden appearance in a dinky cow town between
roundups.

She went on playing, or trying to, as Longarm quietly ordered plain
beer and admired a cameo profile for the moment. They'd met a spell back
down Texas way, and screwed one another silly in many a boom town since.
For Red Robin followed the clinking of glasses and the jingle of money,
playing piano with much the same smoothness but still getting handsome tips
for her efforts, considering her reluctance to put out for born suckers.

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As he sipped his own beer schooner, Longarm saw Red Robin had placed
an empty one at one end of the piano. It was a quarter full of coins, with
a couple of silver certificates dropped in by big spenders.

Longarm waited for Red Robin to pause, and then he waded through all
the applause to circle round and drop a silver cartwheel of his own in her
glass.

As he'd hoped, Red Robin caught the sound of silver on glass with
considerable skill for a tone-deaf gal, and smiled sweetly up to thank him.
Then she saw who it was and grinned like a mean little kid, adding, "I'll
get you for that!"

Longarm moved back to the bar on her far side as Red Robin forged
ahead, trying in vain to play "Peggy Gordon" as per a shouted request from
the crowd.

Longarm tried to get her back on the tracks by moving closer to sing
softly but correctly:

Oh, Peggy Gordon, thou art my true love.
Come sit diee down upon my knee.
Come tell to me the very reason,
Why I've been slighted so by thee.

Then a gent in an undertaker's suit and brocaded red vest stomped over
to shove his red face closer than polite as he snarled, "I don't want your
rendition of 'Peggy Gordon,' you son of a bitch!"

Red Robin stopped playing as if someone had slammed the keyboard cover
shut, and quietly but urgently said, "Don't bite off more than you can
chew, Johnny. You just now called the one and original Longarm a son of a
bitch."

Then she sweetly added, "Custis, I'd like you to meet Johnny Behind
the Deuce, and please don't kill him. I know he's an asshole, but I owe
him money and how would it look if an old flame gunned him before this
child had made good on her word of honor?"

Longarm smiled thinly at the tinhorn, who seemed to have gone pale as
a frog's belly for some reason. Longarm held out a hand. When the tinhorn
didn't take it, Longarm quietly said, "In that case you'd be well advised
to be out of my sight before Miss Red Robin and me finish our duet."

Johnny Behind the Deuce started to bluster, then quietly turned for
the door as Red Robin murmured, "Damn it, Custis. He just loaned me a
double eagle!"

Longarm fumbled in his jeans, got out a twenty-dollar piece, and let
her see it before he dropped it in her beer schooner, saying, "Pay him back
if you've a mind to. I offered to be friendly until he'd acted the sore
loser twice. Might you know what was eating him?"

Red Robin sighed and said, "You just called him a sore loser. I got
here from Holy Cross broke, and had to borrow room-and-board money off the
first cuss in town I knew."

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She struck a chord as if to make sure the keys were still there, and
added, "I told him I'd pay him back as soon as I got that beer glass going.
I suspect he had some other payoff in mind, from the way he's been
discouraging any sing-alongs."

Longarm said, "Before we gather the boys around, you said that tinhorn
was the first one you met up with here?"

Red Robin said, "Joker Joyce and the Faro Kid just blew in, along with
Deacon Ellison and Pop Kenton. But we can talk about them high rollers
later. I get off just after midnight and we got a lot of things to talk
about, lover man!"

So Longarm finished his beer and ordered another, knowing it was going
to feel like a million years, standing there watching a mighty nice sure
lay with the answers to a whole new bag of questions.

For it was only a little after ten, he already had a hard-on, and what
in thunder could all those professional gamblers have in mind at this time
of the year in cattle country, for Pete's sake?

Chapter 15

It sure beat all how two gals could be so different without one of
them being uglier or a lousy lay. For old Pat, back in Minnipeta Junction,
had been bigger and wider across the hips, but much firmer all over, than
the paler and marshmallow-soft Red Robin, who moved as great, but
differently, as Longarm parted the hairless lips of her smooth-shaven ring
dang doo with his old organ-grinder.

Old Pat's full bush had parted about as pleasingly, and hadn't she
been as warm and wet inside? It was hard to be certain as the sheer
novelty of strange pussy enveloped a fresh erection. That was the nice
thing about strange pussy, even though, in truth, he'd done this more to
Red Robin, in more positions, than he and that undersheriff had gotten
around to yet.

He thought about that, with a fond smile, when Red Robin locked her
ankles around the nape of his neck with two pillows under her round white
rump in the privacy of her hired hotel room. He'd had her in that position
before, although never in the exact same surroundings, and not all that
recently. As he considered teaching Pat to screw the same way with her
longer, more muscular legs, his erection grew stiffer in Red Robin,
inspired by the mental image of another gal as it slid in and out of the
one at hand. For that was the way rutting flesh seemed to work.

As if she'd been thinking dirty underneath him, Red Robin suddenly
said, "I suppose you think I owe you some explanation about that other man
back in Colorado. I didn't want to hurt either of you, Custis. But as I
told you at the time, we'd made plans to ride over the Front Range together
before you blew into town."

Longarm thrust all the way in, ground it around teasingly, the way he
knew she liked it, and calmly replied, "I told you at the time I understood
the spot you were in, honey. I thought we agreed down in Texas, the first
time we ever did this, that it didn't mean the two of us were engaged."

She hugged him down closer with all four limbs as she told him he was

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the most understanding man she'd ever met who could treat a gal so right.
She said, "I was so afraid you'd never forgive me, seeing I left you all
alone up there in the mountains like that."

He chuckled, kissed her throat, and murmured "I'd tell you who I wound
up with right after you lit out with that other jasper. But I ain't one to
brag."

She laughed and sighed in mock anger. "I might have known you'd never
be faithful to me, you brute. Could she do this with her pussy, Custis?"

He started moving in her faster, as any man would have with her smooth
innards literally sucking on his shaft with hot wet contractions. He
didn't answer because, bless every one of them, it was always tough to
decide between pussies when one enjoyed them all at different times. He
could tell she was coming. He held back as long as he could, and then he
made her moan like a paw-trapped she-bear when he really let fly with a
grand gallop over the moon through swirling stars.

As they slowly drifted back to sanity, Red Robin crooned, "That was
lovely. Can we do it some more?"

He allowed he needed some time and maybe a smoke to catch his second
wind. So she said she'd as soon get on top as he relaxed just a bit.

It felt swell to lie there, propped up with pillows as he smoked a
cheroot and let Red Robin sort of suck him off with her whole hourglass
body, her round marshmallow tits gently bobbing in time with her posting on
the saddlehorn. But by then they'd both gotten over the first frantic
passion and he knew that, not unlike himself, Red Robin liked to chat with
old pals as she screwed them.

So he asked her once more about those high rollers crowding into a
dinky railroad stop, and she said the railroad stop was the key to the
whole mystery.

He demanded, "How come? The spring veal has been shipped. The stock
meant for the fall market has been marked, branded, and run out on the open
range to graze far and wide for now. None of the outfits would be hiring,
and a heap of them would be firing, or laying hands off for the summer
leastways. So where would all this gaming for high stakes be likely?"

She answered simply, "I just told you. Here in Florence, where all
those laid-off cowhands have to catch a train out to greener pastures if
not home-sweet-home."

Longarm started to make a dumb objection. Then he blew a thoughtful
smoke ring at one of her tits, and as he watched it encircle the turgid
nipple in the soft lamplight he said, "I follow your drift. When a hand's
been a good worker and you have to lay him off, it ain't sporting to send
him packing without some bonus money on top of his last month's pay."

He thought harder and added, "Everyone ought to be flush around the
end of the month, but a laid-off hand with just enough to get home on is
the kind of sucker Mr. Barnum crowed about."

Red Robin moved her bare heels up under her center of balance to
bounce even better as she casually remarked, "I'm glad my conscience will
be clear when the last of those poor cowboys hops a freight out. I think
it's cruel to fleece a poor kid who's worked hard as anything for no better

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than forty a month, don't you?"

Longarm said, "Let me get on top again. Healthy men like to work
hard, and there's no federal law against gambling."

As he snuffed out the smoke and they rolled over together in a
pleasant flurry of limbs, he could have told her there was no way any law
could prevent a sucker from being parted with his money once he thought he
could beat the game. But he was too busy humping her luscious pale flesh
to talk sensibly. He could only answer her baby talk with soft nothings
and hard thrusts until they were back among the stars some more. Red Robin
screwed far better than she played piano.

She listened good too, considering she seemed to be tone-deaf. One of
the nice things about going to bed with Red Robin was her intelligent
conversations. She only talked like a flighty female when she was fixing
to come. The rest of the time she made more sense than most men. A
tumbleweed gal who'd lived by her wits all over the West could tell most
men a thing or two. She'd not only met, but been to bed with, more than
one famous gunfighter in her time, and Longarm was hardly the first such
man to share a few thoughts on the subject with her.

After they'd screwed enough to talk calmly, she naturally wanted to
hear more about his mission, and he just as naturally told her, leaving out
such details as the fact that Undersheriff Brennan over in the next county
had more hair on her snatch, but not hiding half as much as he'd have to at
a time such as this with some other old pals. Red Robin didn't have a
jealous bone in her voluptuous body, and if a man couldn't take her own
love of adventure, it was just tough as far as Red Robin was concerned.

She prided herself on having good taste, and didn't consider it
professional to screw where she'd been hired to play piano. But Longarm
knew she was just as bad as he was when it came to a discreet crack at
something pretty.

It was sort of annoying when you found yourself holding the short end
of that particular stick. Knowing Red Robin, in the biblical sense, could
be an educating experience if you didn't lose your temper.

By the time he'd brought her up to date on the confusing pictures in
his own head, Red Robin had agreed nothing made more sense for a naughty
gal called Miss Medusa Le Mat but the one bank in Minnipeta Junction.

Longarm snuggled her closer and rolled one of her nipples between
thumb and forefinger thoughtfully as he said, "The bank's been alerted.
Any bank on the prod would be too big a boo for three men and a gal. Let's
talk some more about high times for big money here where the trains home
stop."

She took his free hand by the wrist and removed it from her pale
marshmallow breast as she snuggled closer and replied, "If you think
robbing one bank would be a hard row to hoe for her usual crew, study on
holding up crap and card games all over a bigger town, with most of the
players at least half drunk and fully armed!"

Longarm grimaced at the picture, then smiled as he saw where she
seemed to be leading his free hand. He'd thought she'd been finding it
distracting to converse while being felt up. But she placed his
unresisting hand firmly in her warm lap, and spread her hairless love-lips
so he could rock the boy in the boat for her as she continued talking.

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"With the roundup over, hands being laid off with extra pay, and the
Eastern brokers bidding for veal on the hoof, those cattle barons over in
the Flint Hills will be cashing money orders and writing checks a mile a
minute. Those laid-off hands will want to cash their generous severance
checks close as possible to the rascals who sign them too. So that country
bank in Minnipeta Junction had better have a heap of hard cash on hand at
the end of the month and ... Just a little faster, lover. I don't like to
come while I'm talking, but I'm not ready to go to sleep down there
either."

He strummed a faster banjo jig on her half-swollen clit as he shook
his head and insisted, "They're expecting trouble as well as a heap of
business in a crowded, really crowded little bank. They told me they have
the extra cash they'll need coming down from Kansas City under a heavy
guard. By rail as far as Emporia, up the line from here, and by armored
wagon, escorted by flank riders, down to the Junction."

She spread her thighs absently as she dreamily remarked that many a
train and many a galvanized prairie schooner had been held up at gunpoint
in the past.

He found his own half-sated flesh responding to her rekindled lust as
he objected, "Miss Medusa Le Mat ain't leading a bunch like Frank and
Jesse, and even they ran into more than they could handle when they rode
into a town that was on the prod for trouble. The bitch we only know by
her nickname has always hit easy targets with a pick-up crew of aspiring
outlaws Frank and Jesse would likely turn away. The wicked lady who's been
recruiting 'em has done more killing than the whole bunch combined."

Then, since Red Robin was moving her hips and breathing sort of funny,
Longarm rolled her over on her pretty face and shapely tits. He rose from
the mattress as he hooked a hip-bone with either hand to lift her handsome
hind-end high while she, following his drift, moved into a less awkward
position athwart the bed.

She gasped with pleasure as he let his freshly inspired erection find
its way home between the marshmallow buttocks and braced white thighs she
thrust up at him.

As he slid it in deep to lubricate it for the casual, steady thrusts
he knew they both wanted, Red Robin sighed and said, "I swear that if they
put a gun to my head and told me I had to settle on just one man for the
rest of my days, it would likely be you I'd choose, you mind-reading
long-donging darling!"

To which he modestly replied, "I have to make the third or fourth one
last. I must be getting old. There was a time I could come thrice in a
row without stopping."

She arched her back and reassured him, "Kids love to show off. But
that's why I prefer a grown man at times like this. It's better when you
make it last as long as you can hold your love juice back, and we were
talking about that other woman's lethal ways with a Le Mat ten-shooter."

Longarm admired the sight of his wet shaft sliding in and out of her
in the mellow lamplight as he shrugged his bare shoulders and said, "I
wired my boss--you remember Billy Vail--the gang might have been sniffing
around but then probably gave up. I just told you why. What I'm having
trouble with is just turning the picture to the wall. If Miss Medusa Le
Mat is anywhere in these parts, I sure haven't been able to cut her trail.

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Yet there's other signs aplenty. Three known local toughs at large but not
accounted for, along with that missing whore they called French Barbara."

Red Robin wagged her ample hips thoughtfully and suggested, "You
couldn't have covered every possible hideout in the Flint Hills and as
horny as you are, Lord love you, you couldn't have possibly seen every
woman in these parts. Didn't you just tell me you'd be able to recognize
that murderous Miss Medusa on sight, honey?"

He thrust in and out faster, as most men would have by then, and told
her, "I've been following what Billy Vail calls the process of eliminating.
I figure we don't have to concern ourselves with hideouts more than one
dead run out of town, and you'd be surprised how few such spots there are
on rolling but mostly open prairie."

She gasped that she wanted to turn over and finish romantically. So
he let her and they did, wondering what else in the world could possibly be
half that interesting as her warm wet innards pulsed lovingly around his
throbbing shaft.

Then Red Robin asked in a surprisingly conversational voice, "If and
when you do meet up with her, Custis, do you think you'll be man enough to
do it to her?"

Longarm blinked, kissed her soft ivory throat, and assured her this
was the last thing he intended to do to Miss Medusa Le Mat.

Red Robin chuckled and said, "From what you've told me, she hardly
deserves this! I was talking about you doing her in with your six-gun,
Custis. You told me the last time you met she got the drop on you and blew
you over a desk with buckshot."

He sighed sheepishly and confessed, "I wasn't expecting a pretty lady
to shoot anything at me."

Red Robin insisted, "But she did and, like you say, she was pretty
and, worse yet, a woman. So do you think you'll be able to do it to her,
Custis? Do you think you'll be able to throw down on a pretty girl in
summer-weight skirts in the time she's likely to give you?"

He didn't answer.

Red Robin held him closer and almost sobbed as she told him, from
having been there more than once, "Time, and knowing how to use it, is all
that separates the winners from the losers in most gunfights, as if anyone
had to tell you!"

He quietly said, "I've been in a few gunfights, Miss Robin."

She said, "With other men, who gave you little time to spare from the
first shock of realization to that one well-aimed shot that sets the final
score. The only edge you'll have over all those other men she's gunned is
that you'll know, next time, who you're facing and how much time you have
to kill or be killed, without hesitation, on sight!"

Longarm soberly replied, "I've already figured that more than once."
He could only hope, when he had to do it, he'd be man enough to gun a
sweet-faced pretty lady.

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Chapter 16

Since she worked from supper time to midnight, Red Robin liked to laze
slugabed well after sunrise, and Longarm, being a natural man, was not
about to leave a friend in that predicament alone. But it did a lot for
his conscience around noon when one of Hard Pan Parson's junior deputies
caught up with him near the livery to report they'd scouted all the likely
outlets in Florence for word on a sidesaddle being traded in recently for a
center-fire roper.

The deputy suggested the missing Rose Cassidy might have been on her
way in to Florence astride. Longarm said he'd considered that, and added,
"Those who saw her ride as far as that wooded draw described her as wearing
her usual riding habit. Nobody seems to have said right out she was riding
sidesaddle, but folks notice when a gal in skirts rides astride. There's
no way to do that without showing an unseemly amount of unmentionable
extremities in broad-ass daylight."

The deputy agreed that her mount being abandoned under a man's roping
saddle was a poser. Longarm said, "If Miss Medusa Le Mat and her pals
didn't roil the waters with unusual events, we'd have doubtless caught up
with 'em by this time. Let's put that cordovan stud on the back of the
stove for now, and worry about it after we make sure Medusa Le Mat had
something to do with Rose Cassidy's disappearance."

The kid deputy looked uncertain, and asked who might have abducted
that lady horse breeder from the junction if it hadn't been those
odd-acting bank robbers.

To which Longarm bleakly replied, "Someone else acting odd. Pat
Brennan just arrested a cuss called Mannix for doing away with his wife and
an innocent delivery boy out her way without a lick of help or even
inspiration from Miss Medusa Le Mat. A heap of bandits are running free
today because it was too easy to blame it all on Frank and Jesse instead of
scouting seriously for sign."

The deputy stared owl-eyed and demanded, "Are you trying to tell me
there could be more than one killer running loose in these parts?"

Longarm shook his head and answered not unkindly, "I ain't trying.
I'm telling. Only the Good Lord and Old Nick know the evil that lurks in
the hearts of men, and women, as soon as you study on it. We don't know
for certain that anybody killed Rose Cassidy. If somebody has, we have
more motives than you could shake a stick at. Somebody might have been out
to lay her half-witted daughter, or ride her handsome horse, or hell, she
could have run across mean saddle tramps who just robbed and raped an
unescorted female because she was riding unescorted. Like the old hymn
goes, farther along we'll know more about it. Silent Knight and Lash
Flanders are searching for old Rose with a willing crew of shovel hands. I
feel certain they'll let us know the minute they find out anything."

The deputy couldn't argue with that brutal logic. So they shook on
it, and Longarm went into the livery to saddle up that chestnut and do some
scouting of his own.

He crossed the tracks, forded the shallow Cottonwood Creek, and
followed the post road as directed until sure enough, he smelled a whole
lot of hogs being raised for market on the garbage of Florence.

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The chestnut didn't want to turn in there, and Longarm wore no spurs
on his army boots, lest they get in the way of his footwork or jingle when
a man wanted to tread sort of softly.

But Longarm had strong wrists and more willpower than any critter. So
they rode in across the dooryard with a tied-up bulldog cussing at them all
the way until a hefty but not bad-looking breed gal opened the door of her
soddy to cuss the bulldog silent and inform Longarm she wasn't in the
market for anything he could possibly be out to sell her.

Longarm rode closer and flashed his badge before he reined in to
dismount and tell her he wanted a word with Greek George.

She started to say she didn't know who he was talking about, read the
fair but firm expression in his gun-muzzle-gray eyes correctly, and proved
how sensible her Osage Nation had always been about the federal government.

For while the Cherokee had sided with the Confederacy, and the Lakota
just lifted horses and hair wherever they could get at them, Osage Opal had
Greek George out front to greet their federal visitor in no time.

Greek George still looked as if he'd been dragged through a keyhole
backwards, with some of the swelling giving way to purple bruises all over
a face that might have been pretty a good many years and more than one good
beating ago. The two of them sat on boxes along the shady north wall of
the soddy as Osage Opal brought out coffee and cake to them. Greek George
said to tell his old pal Lash that he'd decided not to press charges when
the circuit court convened in a week or so.

The peddler said, "It was all a misunderstanding, inspired by the
malice of a woman scorned. I know what they say about me and the way I may
comfort some of the ladies along my route. But that Miss Portia Sloan who
told her menfolk I'd felt her up is suffering from delusions of
attractiveness. I swear, a corncob would cringe at the thought of being
shoved up her stinky old cunt."

"Never mind how you learned how that gal's twat smells," Longarm said,
cutting in. "Rose Cassidy was on your route. Rose Cassidy seems to be
missing. We suspect she met with foul play in that wooded draw just this
side of the Bar Circle Six. Your turn."

The self-confessed womanizing peddler, who didn't seem to talk all
that Greek, asked when Rose Cassidy might have vanished. When Longarm said
it was hard to say for certain, given the memories of a feeble mind and
other witnesses who hadn't been taking notes, Greek George moaned aloud and
said, "I swear I don't know shit about that stuck-up Black Irish gal or her
idiot child. You're right about my stopping at the old Nesbit place a time
or two, right after they moved in. But whether a man's selling notions or
trying to get laid, he has to be able to tell when he's wasting his time.
There are only so many hours to a day, or even a man's life, once you study
on how little time they give us on the dance floor. The girl wasn't as
unfriendly. I didn't know she was a half-wit until I gave her some free
samples and her mother came at me with a manure fork."

The sardonic peddler thought back, sighed, and said, "I tried just one
more time, knowing from experience that a housewife who puts the dogs on
you might buy a teapot or sit on your lap when you show up at another time
of the month. But that Rose Cassidy stayed cold-eyed as a copperhead no
matter how a man smiled at her. I suspect she was one of them lizzy gals
who don't like men any time of the month."

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Longarm didn't follow up on that. Men who tried and failed were
always accusing women of lesbian leanings. He asked, "How come you called
her Black Irish? Was she darker than her daughter, Maureen?"

Greek George shook his battered head and said, "Black Irish doesn't
have anything to do with anyone's complexion. It's the way the Irish
themselves separate Irish Catholics from the Protestant ones they call
Scotch Irish, see?"

Longarm nodded sheepishly and said, "I should have remembered that.
I've been to more than one Irish wake, black or orange. I don't see how
the missing woman's religious persuasion might account for her vanishing
like that without a church of any description for miles."

Greek George placed a finger alongside his swollen nose and winked
knowingly as he replied, "I was raised Baptist because my elders just
couldn't find any Eastern Rites church where they wound up in Alabam'. But
they was furriners. I've noticed English-speaking settlers tend to settle
near their own sorts of churches, unless they don't hold with churchgoing,
or maybe want to keep to themselves."

Longarm sipped some of Osage Opal's good strong coffee as he tried to
recall how many folks with Irish names he'd met in these parts.

Greek George said, "there ain't no Papist church a day's ride from
that old Nesbit place Rose Cassidy bought a few months ago. So neither she
nor her dumb daughter had any call to spend much time in town, or receive
visitors from any congregation they belonged to. Ain't that sort of
care-free behavior for a woman trying to keep men away from herself and her
pretty daughter?"

Longarm made a wry face and replied, "Undersheriff Pat Brennan has a
Black Irish name, albeit, now that you mention it, she don't act like a
religious fanatic. A widow with a small nest egg looking for a new spread
in cattle country might be more interested in price and location than the
nearest church. As far as that goes, you don't even have to believe in the
Lord to want your feebleminded children left the hell alone. All we know
for certain is that the two of them kept to themselves a short ride out of
town."

"Doing what?" demanded Greek George.

Before Longarm could say what they did, the peddler, who was more
interested in the ways of local womankind, told him, "They weren't running
a regular stud farm over by the Junction. I know they had that prize
cordovan stud with Morgan lines. But they posted no breeding papers on
him, if he had any. Or if they really owned him. I'll allow they kept a
fair-sized remuda of riding stock, some of it nice-looking, if you can name
me more than a half-dozen Flint Hills riders who ever bought a mount off
that mysterious widow woman."

Longarm thought about that, and decided folks in Minnipeta Junction
would be able to tell him how many sales had been made. But anyone
starting out to raise stock would be inclined to hold off on sales and
build up their breeding stock as much as they could.

Longarm drained his mug and got to his feet, thanking Greek George for
the little he'd had on new gals along his Flint Hills peddling route. The
assaulted and battered peddler rose to follow him around to where his

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borrowed chestnut had been tethered near the watering trough. As Longarm
remounted, Greek George insisted, "Them two Black Irish women and the old
Nesbit place work better than any others if you're searching for a hideout.
Who's to say for certain Rose or Maureen couldn't be that mysterious woman
everyone's been asking us after?"

Longarm settled in the saddle and gathered his reins as he calmly
replied, "Me. I locked eyes with Miss Medusa Le Mat one time, and poor
young Maureen ain't her. I've been told her mother favors Maureen, and the
bank-robbing gal I met up with wasn't old enough to have a grown child.
After that, the timing gets too tight. I know they say Rose Cassidy hails
from Texas, and it's true the gang I'm after robbed a bank down yonder
recently. But they did it after Rose Cassidy bought that old Nesbit
place."

"Then you did at least consider them recent arrivals in the Flint
Hills?" asked Greek George.

Longarm nodded soberly and replied, "I'm paid to consider far and
wide. Neither you nor Miss Osage Opal fits the descriptions of anyone
wanted for a recent bank robbery, no offense. I can't get anyone else I've
met up with in these parts to work as the notorious Medusa Le Mat, but
whilst we're on the subject, you say somebody else has been out this way
asking about a mysterious woman?"

Greek George nodded and said, "Young jasper who said he was riding for
Hard Pan Parsons. Told me all about that gal with the ten-shooter and
asked if we'd been approached by any strangers, seeing this place is about
as far out of town as a getaway pony could run without any trail breaks."

Longarm nodded understandingly, ticked his hat brim to the hefty Osage
Opal in the open doorway behind Greek George, and headed back to Florence.

The afternoon was about shot, but there was time for him to read
through back issues of the local papers at the public library. Bills of
sale for land or livestock in another county would be recorded in that
other county's seat, not there by the railroad stop, damn it.

He ate an early supper near the livery, sourdough biscuits and gravy
over fried hash, reminding him of his own days herding cows.

Cow camp fare stuck to the ribs and didn't seem as tedious when you
hadn't had any for a spell.

After he'd eaten, he mosied over to the Florence jail to see what old
Hard Pan Parsons had to say about the deputy he'd sent out to question
Greek George.

Hard Pan said he hadn't sent anybody, adding, "Are you suggesting that
gang could be planning something here in Florence, with a run for that hog
spread across the creek in mind?"

Longarm soberly replied, "You were the one who said most of the local
riders avoid the place. No matter what the original plan was, Miss Medusa
Le Mat could have scouted that bank at the Junction the same as me and came
to the same conclusions about a crew of Pinkerton men on the prod."

Hard Pan grimaced and said, "Oh, Lord, as if we didn't have half
enough on our plate with all them tinhorns and whores drifting in to put
the boys aboard their trains for home as they get laid off with severance

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pay!"

Longarm nodded and asked, "I take it nobody has seen that one whore
who seems to be missing along with Rose Cassidy?"

Hard Pan nodded and said, "We figure French Barbara climbed aboard a
train with somebody who enjoys a blow job as he watched the scenery pass
by. She ain't anywheres around here. She was too popular to stay out of
sight long. I want to tell you about Johnny Behind the Deuce O'Rourke.
He's here in Florence, spoiling for a fight."

Longarm smiled thinly and said, "I know Johnny Behind the Deuce. We
met last night at the Sunflower Saloon that ain't open for business in
these parts officially."

Hard Pan grumbled, "Look here, I'm paid to keep the peace here in
Florence, and that's all I'm paid to worry about!"

Longarm said, "Nobody sporting a badge has seen fit to shut down the
Alhambra or Long Branch in Dodge either. I understand your sort of
delicate position here in Kansas cattle country, pard."

Hard Pan looked relieved, and said, "I was hoping you might. I don't
want you going back to the Sunflower this evening. Johnny Behind the Deuce
has been drinking heavy and talking big all afternoon, and like I just
said, they pay me to keep the peace."

Longarm just looked disgusted.

The older lawman insisted, "They say he's got a rep. I know you have
a rep. But I don't have no rep and what am I supposed to do if Johnny
Behind the Deuce can take you?"

To which Longarm could only reply, "Get six sturdy gamblers to carry
my coffin. For I'll deserve it if someone like Johnny Behind the Deuce can
take me, and his sporting pals might enjoy the chore."

Chapter 17

The sun was setting as Longarm dropped by the Western Union to see if
they were holding any day letters for him. Day letters, like night
letters, were slick notions of the late Ezra Cornell, who'd developed the
Morse telegraph into the coast-to-coast Western Union Company. He'd
noticed most wires were sent during peak business hours, when a nickel a
word could save or make far more. But business slacked off to next to
nothing during a slow day or most any night. So old Ezra had come up with
a cheaper rate for those who didn't mind getting their messages through a
few hours slower, although still much faster than they could by way of the
U.S. mails. All you had to do was ask them to send your wire by day- or
night-letter rates and Western Union would do the rest, at a much cheaper
rate. Your message would go out, sometimes a few words at a time, whenever
the cross-country lines weren't busy and the telegraphers had no
nickel-a-word stuff to tap out.

So there was no saying when Billy Vail had composed his day letter
from Denver admitting they might be barking up the wrong tree. Billy
agreed a bank robbery around Minnipeta Junction seemed a mighty big boo for
a sneaky gal who'd shown herself to be hysterical about being captured or

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even remembered. Billy suggested that if Miss Medusa Le Mat had been
setting up a big payday bank robbery with the old Nesbit place as her
quick-change hideout, the bank and Undersheriff Brennan being warned ahead
of time should have discouraged the gang considerably.

Billy Vail pointed out that it would make more sense for the sneaky
she-devil and her latest bunch of recruits to hit most any other bank.

Longarm couldn't argue with old Billy's logic. He wired a night
letter to Denver, explaining he meant to poke about and see if he could cut
any outlaw trails leading away from the old Nesbit place. The mysterious
disappearance of Rose Cassidy could mean nobody who could identify Miss
Medusa on sight would be in any position to identify her on sight. He had
no call to elaborate. Billy Vail already knew Miss Medusa Le Mat seemed to
move in on folks with a handy hideout, feed them some line as yet
unrecorded, then leave them in no shape to record it.

Longarm sent some other wires to other lawmen and county recorders.
Then he moseyed up to the Sunflower Saloon to see if Red Robin still liked
him. He'd done about all there was to be done in Florence. But one more
night in Red Robin's soft arms and legs had to have a long night ride back
to the Junction beat.

Being it was so early in the evening, there was only a modest crowd in
the Sunflower. But Johnny Behind the Deuce O'Rourke was not only at one
end of the bar, but well on his way to dead drunk despite the hour.

O'Rourke seemed to be drinking with two younger drifters dressed for a
friendly little game of cards. Longarm knew the dapper little squirt with
a waxed pimp's mustache from somewhere. But he wasn't sure where. The
taller and huskier galoot to O'Rourke's left, as the three of them held up
the bar with their spines, looked uncomfortable in such a spiffy frock coat
and brocaded vest. His big hands were too roughed up to deal cards
slickly. He was likely a bodyguard. Tinhorns such as Johnny Behind the
Deuce needed more guarding than sensible drinkers.

Longarm stopped near their end of the bar to smile pleasantly and ask
Johnny Behind the Deuce what sort of a game he might have in mind.
O'Rourke stared through Longarm and muttered, "I hear Deacon Ellison's
bucking the Faro Kid in the back room. I ain't made up my mind whether
it's time to set up my own game."

Longarm went on smiling as he softly said, "Do tell? Seems to me I
heard some talk about you and me drawing for the ace spades. Any time
you're ready, O'Rourke."

Johnny Behind the Deuce raised his hands to open his frock coat all
the way, muttering defensively, "I ain't armed this evening, Longarm. I
don't know who told you different. But I sure wish troublemakers would let
others decide such matters, damn their lies!"

Longarm didn't mention the derringer he knew Johnny Behind the Deuce
was packing in that fancy vest. He just nodded politely, got his own belly
gun out, and palmed it in his big right fist as he ambled on back to where
Red Robin was trying in vain to play a sad old ballad.

She dimpled up at him when he swung his back to the wall and hooked
his right elbow over the top of the battered upright, with his left thumb
hooked through the front of his gun belt, ahead of the forward-facing grips
of his cross-draw .44-40.

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Red Robin missed a note, although it was hard to tell, when she spied
the brass muzzles of his almost invisible double derringer. Then she
gamely tried to play on, and was even worse.

Longarm was less worried. He knew Johnny Behind the Deuce was sort of
inclined to speak in haste. They still told the tale about O'Rourke
assuring one and all he meant to gun Johnny Ringo the next time he saw him.
But somehow Johnny Ringo had wound up drinking alone that night when he
rode into town to take O'Rourke up on his invitation.

Just the same, Longarm thought it prudent to step farther from the
piano, and Red Robin's soft spine, as he tried to help both her and old
Johnny Behind the Deuce remember the damned tune by bursting into song
with:

In Scarlett Town, where I was bound,
There was a fair maid dwelling,
And all the lads cried "Well away!"
Her name was Barbara Allan.

But though Longarm was braced for a rejection of his singing, it was a
damned good thing he was well braced. For it wasn't Johnny behind The
Deuce who moved like greased lightning. It was the squirt with the pimp
mustache who was whipping a Colt .45 out from under his own frock coat!

Longarm got off the first two shots, of course, and let go of his
spent derringer, crabbing away from the piano to snatch his own six-gun out
as Johnny Behind the Duece screamed like a gal and dove for the
sawdust-covered floor.

As they both flattened face-down on the floor, Longarm peered through
the gun smoke to see that the bigger one with rough hands was slapping
leather close to the front window. So Longarm yelled, "Freeze!" and when
the oafish galoot kept right on drawing, Longarm blew him through the glass
and out on the boardwalk with two hundred grains of mushrooming lead in his
heart.

It got awfully quiet as the brimstone-scented haze lifted. Red Robin
had rolled off her piano stool and ducked behind her end of the bar as the
first shots rang out.

Nobody else in the place moved a muscle as Longarm called out to
explain, "I'm the law, federal. I'm still working on why two total
strangers just tried for me."

The door to the back room opened and a cold-looking gent wearing a
green eye shade stuck his head out, declared "Oh, shit!" and slammed the
door shut again.

It didn't take long, but it seemed as if it had when Hard Pan Parsons
and two deputies charged in through the bat-wings, their own guns drawn.

Taking in the scene with the wisdom born of experience in saloon
fights, Hard Pan asked the only man on his feet with a gun--and in this
case a badge--to tell the sad tale.

Longarm hunkered down to get his derringer out of the sawdust as he

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told the local law he wasn't certain. As he rose back to full height,
Longarm pointed to Johnny Behind the Deuce, who was sheepishly brushing
himself off with his hat, and said, "I wasn't expecting trouble with that
young cuss on the floor or the one you may have noticed out on the walk. I
did think I'd seen the younger cuss somewhere before. He must have had a
better memory and a resentful nature. He just plain went for his gun as I
was just winding up to sing 'Barbara Allan.'"

Hard Pan rolled the dead youth over with a boot tip, stared soberly
down, and decided, "I've seen him somewhere before too. Why was you
singing to him about that soiled dove who dropped out of sight a while
back? How did you know he knew French Barbara Allan?"

Longarm frowned thoughtfully and replied, "I didn't. He must have
thought I did. I reckon your own French Barbara must have chosen a last
name from that famous song about another wicked gal they knew as Barbara
Allan."

He began to reload as he pointed his chin at Red Robin, staring at
them over the top of the bar, and explained, "I never picked the song of
fickle Barbara Allan. Miss Red Robin was playing it and I just sort of
sung along, see?"

Red Robin scowled at them and declared, "That'll be the day, Custis
Long! You know very well I was playing 'My Heart's in the Highlands,' or
at least that was the request I was aiming for."

Longarm laughed and said, "I stand corrected. Maybe those alienists
who study dreams and such over in Vienna Town are on to something when they
say our memories play funny tricks on us. Nobody in these parts seems to
be missing no heart in no highlands. It's a wonder I didn't come up with
'The Yellow Rose of Texas.'"

One of the townsmen who'd seemed to be holding a lot in since
witnessing the whole thing came forward to address the local lawmen. "I've
seen that one at your feet around town before," he said. "Him and the
taller one who went through the window just now hung around the railroad
stop and Western Union a lot."

One of the deputies had gone outside for a closer look at the big one
sprawled amid busted glass on the sun-bleached plank walk. He came back in
to report, "I think I recognize the one out front. Rode for one of the
Flint Hills spreads over by Minnipeta Junction. Went into business for
himself and wound up in Leavenworth for running the brands on some army
stock. But it looks like he's dyed his natural red hair brown!"

Longarm exchanged thoughtful glances with Hard Pan Parsons and asked
if the name Buster Crabtree meant anything.

The local deputy said he wasn't sure. Another concerned citizen of
Florence swallowed, sighed, and rose from his seat at a corner table to
declare, "His name was Melvin, and they called him Buster if they knew what
was good for them. Old Jed is right about him hanging around the telegraph
office the last few days. Him and that younger jasper. They seemed to be
pals, and anxious about something. I can't say I ever heard Buster
Crabtree mention his young pal by name. But I remember that one riding
into town, about a week ago, dressed more like a cowhand and coming from
the southeast aboard a spent pony."

"What sort of a pony?" asked Longarm, soberly.

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The man replied, "Cordovan stud. Nice-looking mount with Morgan
lines. But from the way he'd been pushing it, I don't think he cared."

Longarm and the town constable exchanged glances again. Hard Pan
Parsons dryly remarked, "We'd about agreed the one who waylaid Rose Cassidy
out on the open range rode her pony into town and abandoned it. But
where's the pony he was riding when he headed poor Rose off at that draw?"

Longarm shrugged and said, "Let's eat this apple one bite at a time.
Musical saddles is less of a puzzle than who did what to whom for what
reason. I know this is your town. But if I was in full charge I'd want
both bodies over to your deputy coroner for some serious examining. You do
have a deputy coroner here in Florence, don't you?"

Hard Pan said, "Sure. The boss coroner's up to the county seat at
Marion, but Doc Hobart, our undertaker and cabinetmaker, does a fair job
with death certificates. Are you worried about what killed these poor
boys, Deputy Long?"

Longarm said, "I'd like to know them both better. It's surprising how
laundry marks, old scars, tattoos, and such can tell you more than anything
an outlaw might be packing in a wallet for public consumption."

Red Robin's boss, the night manager, horned in to suggest they all
take their dead pals somewhere else so the Sunflower could get back to its
more usual business.

Hard Pan Parsons deputized some locals, whether they wanted to help or
not, and it wasn't long before Red Robin was playing a Stephen Foster tune
Stephen Foster might not have recognized while the losers, one winner, and
one survivor were on their way to Doc Hobart's cabinet shop cum undertaking
parlor.

Longarm made Johnny Behind the Deuce tag along so he could keep an eye
on him, despite his protests that he'd never laid eyes on the dead men
until shortly before they'd died.

Johnny Behind the Deuce confided to Hard Pan Parsons, "You should have
been there. One minute the short one says something about my old pal
Longarm knowing something. The next minute the two of them lay dead as
doornails. Don't never mess with my pal Longarm!"

Doc Hobart had been sanding pine shelving just before they showed up
with other business for him. So he looked like a sawdust-covered Santa
Claus in a hickory shirt and bib overalls. He said he felt no call to
change outfits just to work on meat instead of wood. So they carried the
bodies down to his cool cellar and laid them side by side on planking
across sawhorses under a coal-oil lamp with a big white reflecting shade.

Doc Hobart handed the dead men's duds over for inspection as he cut
the bodies out of them with a murderous-looking pair of pinking shears.

Longarm didn't ask why the deputy coroner wanted all the cuts he'd
made himself to have distinctive zigzag edges. There were no stab or slash
cuts in the blood- and crud-stained duds. The soft lead slugs had stayed
in the bodies after making small round bullet holes about where Longarm had
been aiming. Both billfolds recovered held modest amounts of cash and the
usual library cards, voter registrations, and such that an owlhoot rider
tended to accumulate along the way. Since everyone there knew the bigger

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corpse was that of Buster Crabtree instead of Buster Jones, it hardly
seemed likely the shrimp stretched out naked next to him could have been
John Brown.

The small dapper stranger with the pimp mustache looked even smaller
with his duds off. He could have passed for a boy in his teens if he
hadn't had so much body hair to go with his sort of manly privates.

Doc Hobart declared it was his professed opinion that both men had
died of gunshot wounds to the upper body, and added that the embalming
would be easier if they just took his word on that.

Before anyone could answer, Red Robin barged down the cellar stairs,
asking for Longarm in a worried tone. Longarm said, "Don't come any
closer, Miss Red Robin! These dead boys ain't got any pants on!" Red
Robin said she didn't care, and added, "Waco McCord is over in the
Sunflower armed, drunk, and dangerous, looking for the man who gunned his
old pal Buster Crabtree. When some fool told him it was you, Waco said
mean things about your mother and allowed he knew your face and meant to
shoot you on sight!"

Chapter 18

Hard Pan Parsons said the best way to capture Waco McCord alive
involved one deputy distracting him and another circling behind him with a
throw rope, after Waco had been given time to get good and drunk.

Longarm had a better idea. Smiling fondly at his old pal Johnny
Behind the Deuce, Longarm said, "It's been my experience that men who like
to talk about a fight ahead of time are sort of hoping to be talked out of
it. In any case, I didn't know Waco was in that tight with old Buster
Crabtree yonder, and I'd rather talk to him whilst he ain't totally out of
his head."

The others there tried to talk him out of it. But Longarm soothed the
town law by allowing it would be all right to arrest old Waco if he
insisted on a fight and won.

Johnny Behind the Deuce said he had a five spot saying an unusual
event such as that wasn't about to take place. So in the end Longarm was
alone when he stepped through the bat-wings of the Sunflower and calmly
told the one man standing with his back to the whole vacated bar, "You owe
me ten dollars, Waco."

Waco McCord stared owlishly at Longarm, gun hand hovering near the
grips of his own six-gun, and replied in a voice of confusion, "Don't you
go changing the subject, Longarm! They say you just gunned my old pal
Buster Crabtree, and I mean to clean your plow! So fill your fist and
let's get to it!"

"That's a mighty low way to avoid a debt of honor," Longarm insisted,
raising his voice lest anyone still there miss a word as he went on. "A
man who'd let a pal pay his fine, then gun him so he wouldn't ever have to
pay him back, would likely sell you his wife's ass for drinking money!"

Waco wailed, "I ain't got no wife and you're trying to change the
subject! Did you or did you not blow a pal I used to ride with through
that gaping hole in the front of this very building?"

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Longarm said, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little .44-40
because he was slapping leather at me. Had you been standing in my boots
by yonder piano and he'd been drawing on you, you'd have done the same.
Leastways, I hope you'd have done the same. You don't look like a damned
fool with suicidal tendencies."

A voice of reason from across the taproom called out, "He's saying it
like it was, Waco. There was two of them and that lawman didn't start it.
They was the ones as started it. Two to one without a word of warning!"

Waco sighed wearily and muttered, "God damn it, I told old Buster that
woman was fixing to get him killed!"

Longarm moved closer to the bar and picked up an abandoned bottle,
since the barkeep was nowhere to be seen, as he quietly observed, "I just
shot it out with Buster and another gent. You say there was some gal
egging him on to get himself killed?"

As Longarm refilled Waco's shot glass, the burly Texan nodded and
explained in as reasonable a tone as a man in his condition could manage,
"Buster called her the Spider Lady. I never met her myself. But I could
see she wanted us to take all the risk whilst she wound up with equal
shares."

"Us?" asked Longarm, setting the rotgut aside as he used the same left
hand to fish out a smoke, his gun hand being occupied all this while with
that double derringer.

Waco numbly replied, "I never said I'd ride with them. Buster was
trying to recruit some extra hands for the Spider Lady, and he knew I was
at least as tough as he was. But I told Buster I'd risk stealing stock
before I'd stick up a bank with a bunch of total strangers!"

Longarm told him, "You were smarter than you could have known, old
son. If Crabtree's Spider Lady was the crazy-mean gal we know by yet
another name, she wasn't about to settle for shares. We call her Miss
Medusa Le Mat because a Medusa is a monster who kills everyone who sees her
face, in this case with a Le Mat ten-shooter."

Waco blinked at Longarm, shook his head as if to clear it, and
demanded, "Are you saying that if you hadn't just gunned old Buster, that
Spider Lady was fixing to gun him later?"

Longarm nodded soberly. "That's about the size of it. How come you
call her the Spider Lady, Waco?"

The Texas rider picked up the refilled glass and replied in an offhand
tone, "Buster called her the Spider Lady. He said she'd wove a clever web
for catching money and tangling the feet of the law. He said she said
she'd heard about him from another old boy from Texas he'd known in
prison."

Longarm asked if by any chance this other old boy could have been
baby-faced and inclined to daily-rope from a center-fire saddle.

Waco hoisted his glass and declared, "Here's to lips. Here's to gums.
Watch out, belly, here she comes!"

Waco downed the cheap but potent red-eye with one gulp, gasped, and

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wheezed, "I told you I never met none of the bunch. Hold on. Buster did
say French Barbara Allan from the Junction had throwed in with the Spider
Lady for fun and profit. Buster said the Spider Lady didn't put out for
her pals on the trail, but French Barbara would be more than willing to
service three or four a night just to keep in practice. I don't know what
could have gotten into French Barbara, aside from old Buster, I mean. She
had a good steady job at that trail-town whorehouse. It ain't smart to
risk your neck for a fifth or less of a bank robbery when you can make good
money steady with your honest efforts."

"Is that why you turned down the deal?" asked Longarm knowingly.

Waco growled, "Damned right! I can hire on most anywheres as a top
hand who ain't afraid to back my boss in a bounty, brand, or water dispute.
I ain't about to back the play of some smooth-talking she-crook who's not
willing to talk to me face to face!"

Longarm poured another drink for Waco as he murmured, "I just said you
seemed smarter than you look. Let's see if I have it straight in my head
about this mysterious she-crook your pal called the Spider Lady. He was
acting as her go-between, trying to muster a somewhat bigger gang than
usual for her? You're sure he was dealing with her directly, and not
through some other Texican with a pimp mustache and a Schofield .45?"

Waco picked up the shot glass, threw back the heroic slug of
one-hundred-proof, and declared, "Never met nobody with a pimp mustache.
Never met no Spider Lady, and I took it on faith old French Barbara was
with Buster instead of off to join some circus as a sword swallower. She
swallowed me one payday for an extra two bits, all the way to my balls, and
I ain't built delicate."

Longarm grimaced and poured another drink as he insisted they'd been
talking about a gal who sounded more dangerous. He said, "French Barbara
and those other two riders, Currier and Landon, could be in serious even as
we speak. There's no saying what Miss Medusa Le Mat will decide on as soon
as she hears Buster and another party to her plot have been gunned down
this evening."

Waco drained the shot glass, slammed it back down awkwardly, and said,
"That's right. I was fixing to call you on that shooting, you rascal!
Have you been trying to talk me out of that?"

Longarm poured yet another drink as he quietly replied, "We can't
shoot it out before you pay me that ten dollars you owe me. Meanwhile,
this gal none of us know by her right name has spun the same sorts of webs
before. She meant to use your pal Buster, and all the pals he recruited
for her, to pull a big holdup around payoff day, which is only a few days
off."

Waco said that was what Buster had told him.

Longarm said, "I ain't finished. She was planning to double-cross
them as soon as they rejoined her after the robbery. She aimed to gun the
menfolk, and either escape with the gal as
two-little-maids-from-school-are-we, or swap duds with her female dupe and
leave her behind as a red herring, or as a dead gal who could be taken for
any gal anyone recalled from around the bank. What does this whore French
Barbara look like, by the way?"

Waco shook his head again, stood taller, and decided, "Innocent, for a

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trail-town whore with such scandalous ways with cowboys. She's around
thirty, give or take a few beatings, with soft brown hair like that gal in
Mister Foster's romantical song. She likes the song about that other
Barbara Allan too. Says she's always dreamed of having a good-looking cuss
like Sweet William die for the love of her. I wish she was here right now.
I'd tell her I loved her and then I'd make her suck me off. Is that why
you're so interested in her, Longarm?"

The much more sober lawman smiled thinly and explained, "I've got more
than one gal I've never seen on my plate. Do you know Rose Cassidy, bought
the old Nesbit place near Minnipeta Junction a spell back?"

Waco said, "As well as any man can say he knows such a mean-eyed gal.
They say she's a widow. She must have screwed at least one man in her day,
since she has a grown-up daughter nobody can get close to neither. Old
Rose must not have enjoyed the experience. She acts as if all men were
shit on the walk with her wearing Sunday shoes!"

Longarm said, "I'm sorry her marriage didn't work out. I'm more
interested in what she looks like. Her daughter's one of them blue-eyed
brunettes with Irish features. Would it be safe to say Maureen Cassidy
favors her mother's side of the family?"

Waco reached for the shot glass, knocked it over instead, and said,
"Mother and daughter are both Irish-eyed brunettes, only the kid's way more
friendly. You have been trying to get me drunk, you sneaky rascal! You're
trying to make me forget you gunned my pal and I took a solemn oath to
shoot you down like a dog. Ask anyone in here if I didn't promise to
avenge old Buster Crabtree's untimely death!"

Longarm said, "Later. After you pay me that ten dollars and help me
figure out what's been going on."

Waco protested, "I ain't got your infernal ten dollars. I'll just
have to owe it to you whilst we have it out man to man!"

Longarm firmly insisted, "I can't let you take advantage of me that
way, Waco. You pay up like a man or I flat out refuse to fight you. How
would it look if everyone said I shot you over a lousy ten-dollar debt?"

Waco stepped clear of the bar as he replied in the formal tone only
the dead drunk can muster, "You presume a lot when you presume you can beat
this child in a man-to-man confiscation ... constitution ... whatever."

Longarm said, "I'll drink to that. I know what Miss Medusa Le Mat
looks like from our personal confrontation. Neither of the gals we seem to
be missing looks too much like her, from the way they both describe. Let's
start at the beginning, with her local recruiting officer out to rustle up
more help than she usually feels the need of. She might have heard, the
same as me, that the big payoff coming up at the end of the month will be
heavily guarded."

Waco said, "I said I wanted to fight you now, damn it."

Longarm went on, half to himself, "Buster and her other gunslick were
spooked as stock on loco weed this evening. It looks as if they got
spooked about Rose Cassidy before it came time to take over her place and
leave French Barbara there with spare mounts."

"I'm fixing to count to ten," said Waco McCord, swaying like a tree in

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the wind. "When I get to ten I mean to go for my gun, and you can go for
your own or go to hell for all I care!"

Longarm said, "Putting myself in the high-button shoes of that
murderously cautious gal with the ten-shooter, I might well be on my way
for parts unknown by now. She has to know she didn't really kill me that
time. So she has to know I'll recognize her on sight, right after nailing
at least one of her top guns. If I ain't clear on that other jasper, Miss
Medusa Le Mat has no way of knowing how much either one of them could have
told me this evening, as a dying statement or some indiscreet letter or
laundry mark on either of 'em."

"I'm starting to count now," declared Waco McCord.

Longarm said, "Go ahead. But what time does that last train come
through here after sundown?"

Waco said, "Four, five, ten. The train comes through at ten, I mean,
and where was I before you throwed me off my tally?"

Longarm sighed and suggested, "Why not start all over? I've plenty of
time to meet that night train at the stop just down the way. You don't
mean to pay me back first, eh?"

Waco said, "I'd be proud to, if I had the money. But I don't, and you
see how it has to be, don't you, Longarm?"

Longarm nodded soberly and stepped clear of the bar, shifting his
derringer to his left hand so he could pocket it without tying up his gun
hand.

The move was not wasted on Waco, who said, "That was mighty white of
you, old son. You had the drop on me all the while, but you're man enough
to fight me fair and for that I do salute you."

Longarm muttered, "Least I could do, seeing how drunk and foolish
you've been acting. Ain't there nothing I can say to change your mulish
mind, Tex?"

Waco shook his head, but didn't answer as he almost got himself
killed. But Longarm didn't go for his .4440 as Waco McCord just closed his
eyes to fall asleep, standing up, and fell backwards as straight as a
sawed-through pine, hitting the sawdust behind him with an awesome thump
and just lying there, out like a snuffed candle.

As Longarm stared down, bemused, there were stirrings of life all
around in the Sunflower Saloon.

An old-timer murmured, "Somebody go get the law. I sure thought we
were about to see more bloodshed here this evening."

The barkeep rose from where he'd been hiding all that time to peer
over the bar at the unconscious Waco and marvel, "You could have had him,
Marshal. You could have blown him away and added an easy notch to your
pistol grips!"

To which Longarm replied in a disgusted tone, "I'm only a deputy
marshal, and why would any grown man want to whittle on his tailored pistol
grips, for Gawd's sake?"

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Chapter 19

Longarm had posted himself behind a lumber pile near the railroad stop
with his Winchester. So that was where one of Hard Pan Parsons's deputies
caught up with him.

The deputy said, "Undersheriff Brennan just wired us from Minnipeta
Junction. Silent Knight and Lash Flanders drove in around sundown with the
dismembered remains of Rose Cassidy. Miss Pat says the killers really made
a mess of her with a shotgun and a sharp shovel. Meat buried in damp sand
in warm weather don't keep too well neither."

Longarm replied, "I've noticed. Miss Pat was sure of the
identification?"

The deputy said, "I don't know if she was. Rose Cassidy's half-wit
daughter identified the remains. Carried on some afterwards, according to
Miss Pat's wire. We got the wire over to the jail if you'd like to go over
it."

Longarm said, "It can wait. You were the one who just pointed out
Maureen Cassidy carries on sort of silly. But neither she nor that dead
woman are going anywhere tonight. I ain't so sure about the ten-fourteen
eastbound that'll be stopping here to jerk water from your Cottonwood Creek
before long." The deputy volunteered to back Longarm's play. Longarm let
him. It could get tedious, staked out with nobody to talk to after dark.

They talked about this, that, and the other until the night train
rolled in from the west to pause with its engine on the trestle across the
creek and its rear cars lined up with the platform at one end of the main
street.

Nobody got on or off as the engine crew dropped buckets on long ropes
off the tender and into the swirling inky current downstream. It took
longer than usual to top the tender's tanks that way. Longarm warned the
deputy someone might make a last-minute run for the rear platform as the
train was pulling out.

But that never happened. The deputy suggested they'd wiped the gang
out or driven them into hiding. That was too obvious to jaw about. So
Longarm took his Winchester back to Red Robin's, waited for Red Robin to
get off, and spent a good part of the night saying farewell to a pal who
screwed like a mink.

Red Robin didn't cry, or wake up all the way, when Longarm rolled out
of bed early the next morning. He knew that she knew they'd meet again
someday, or else they wouldn't. Red Robin was a vice that was best taken
on occasion, if not in moderation.

After a hearty breakfast of fried eggs and hash, Longarm saddled and
bridled that borrowed chestnut to head back to the Junction.

It was a crisp sunny morning and the chestnut was feeling its oats
after all that rest in the livery corral. So they made good time, and got
into the Junction just about the time the pony was getting harder to move
and Longarm's stomach was growling.

Longarm tethered the spent pony in front of the bank, but ducked

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across the street for a bowl of chili and a slab of mince pie, washed down
with two mugs of black coffee.

Then, feeling better, he went into the bank to ask Banker Guthrie some
questions he hadn't known he wanted to last time.

Banker Guthrie said he'd be proud to have his secretary type up a
digested list of all the small holdings the bank held mortgages on for a
day's ride all around. He naturally asked Longarm why.

Longarm explained, "Sometimes we get in trouble searching for too
complicated a pattern. Sometimes we get in just as much trouble by
assuming too simple a pattern.

Getting back to his feet, he continued. "Every time we've tried to
reconstruct one of Miss Medusa Le Mat's robberies, we've assumed heaps of
things we don't really know for certain. For example, when we've found
members of her gang shot up, along with the hermits and such who owned some
lonesome spread, we've assumed that that was all there was to it. They met
at an agreed-upon rallying point, their murderous mastermind gunned them,
and rode off with the loot, sometimes with and sometimes without a last
sucker to fetch, carry, and blur the trail."

Banker Guthrie nodded knowingly, and followed Longarm out front as he
pontificated. "That's the way the Pinkertons have it pictured too. We've
all assumed the plan called for them to rob us around payday and dash out
of town as far as that old Nesbit place, where the posse would sooner or
later come upon the two Cassidy women and most of the gang dead."

Longarm paused on the bank steps and demanded, "Then what? Ain't no
railroad tracks this side of Florence. I just spent all morning and change
riding that far, without having to double on my trail or watch out for
other riders chasing me. Country folks have come forward to report
glimpses of one or two gals riding sidesaddle in the distance after a
holdup. But where did they really go?"

Banker Guthrie was paid to be smart. He nodded soberly and said, "I
see why you want a more complete list of local small holdings. A
cold-blooded killer who could take over one isolated spread at gunpoint
could take over more than one, to just lie low until things calmed down all
around!"

Longarm allowed that was close enough, untethered his borrowed mount,
and rode it back to the pal he'd borrowed it from.

Undersheriff Brennan seemed mighty glad to see them both. She had one
of her deputies take the pony around the back while she took Longarm down
the street to their own deputy coroner's place.

As they strode close together, although not arm in arm in public, Pat
told Longarm young Maureen had run off somewhere in tears after viewing
what they were about to see.

Longarm was tempted to run off in tears when the Minnipeta Junction
sawbones struck a match to light up what could have been taken at first
glance as the meat counter in a messy butcher shop.

They'd dusted the chopped up and soggy remains with quicklime to cut
the smell and discourage flies. It didn't help enough to matter.

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As Longarm regarded the mess under the coal oil's glare, he saw
someone had used the sharp edge of a shovel to sever the lower limbs at the
knee and elbow joints. One forearm and the left hand were missing. The
brunette head sat upright on the stump of its neck at that end of the
bloated torso. They'd all told him Rose Cassidy had been a good-looking
woman in her late thirties or early forties. Longarm had to take their
word for that. The mottled and bloated face had been torn up considerably
with buckshot. The larger but more widely spaced blue holes in the
headless torso's chest had been made by bullets--.40-caliber seemed about
right.

Longarm grimaced and said, "Well, I'll have to take your word she was
Rose Cassidy. I can see she wasn't the gal who blew me off my feet that
time with what could have been the same Le Mat Duplex."

Pat Brennan softly asked, "Are you certain of that? Her own gang
turning on Miss Medusa makes more sense than her killing Rose Cassidy for
no reason!"

Longarm shrugged and declared, "Oh, she had a reason. As soon as I
figure it out, I'll have a better notion where to look next! Let's get out
of here. This poor gal's told us all she can, considering the shape she's
in."

The deputy coroner, another local merchant who doubled as the
undertaker, asked how long he was likely to be stuck with all this spoiled
meat.

Pat Brennan looked at Longarm, who said it was up to her, and told the
undertaker, "Do the best you can by her, and I'll see if they'll let the
township bury her over at First Methodist."

The deputy coroner quietly pointed out, "It was my understanding she
was Roman Catholic, ma'am."

Pat Brennan shrugged and replied lightly, "That makes two of us. But
faith and Bejasus, there's no decent Roman church for a day's ride, and at
least it's not in Lutheran ground we'll be after burying her and all and
all."

The only undertaker in town allowed it was jake by him if they didn't
care over at First Methodist.

So Pat and Longarm walked the short distance to the only church in
town, where the Reverend Seares agreed any Christian burial in hallowed
ground seemed better than a lonely grave out on the prairie.

As they shook on it, the minister added, "As an army chaplain during
the war, I was called upon to bury many poor boys of many faiths. So I
usually settled for an Old Testament psalm and the Lord's Prayer."

Pat agreed a dead Roman Catholic should have no objection to either,
and they parted friendly for the moment. Pat allowed, and Longarm had to
agree, they were skating on thin ice to bury a Papist in a Protestant
churchyard without family permit.

But they had other things to talk about. So they went over to the
hotel. He hired the same room as a single, and Pat came up to question him
some more with her on top.

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She said she'd been waiting for him all this time as hot as hell. He
believed her once she'd impaled herself on his shaft so they could take
their duds off at a slower pace than she was bouncing.

He'd noticed up in Florence that this old pal was built nothing at all
like Red Robin. He'd been sneaking dirty thoughts about a tall tan
undersheriff a good part of the time he'd been humping away at a pale and
softer piano player. Once he had Pat stark naked, he rolled her on her
back to stare down between their passionate bellies as he parted the thatch
between her lean thighs with his old organ-grinder. It made her look even
leaner and hairier down yonder as he thought about Red Robin's
smooth-shaven crotch while admiring one so different. He never asked Pat
who she liked to think about while she moaned and groaned sweet lies about
nobody else on earth having such a glorious battering ram and all.

They shared a smoke, did it some more dog-style, and somehow wound up
on the rug, half under the bed, before Pat said she had to get back to her
desk before somebody got to wondering where on earth she really was.

They got cleaned up and dressed, to leave a few minutes apart and meet
up again at her office. It was easy to manage in such a small town. It
was up for grabs whether they were fooling anybody.

There was no argument where Maureen Cassidy had been when a couple of
Pat's deputies brought her back to town, crying, in a buckboard.

She'd run back out to the old Nesbit place on foot, looking for her
momma, according to the firm but gentle deputies who'd brought her back to
town.

Pat took the sobbing kid in her arms to tell her in a motherly tone of
her own that they were fixing to bury her momma in a nice place if that was
all right with her. Pat had to rephrase it a few times before Maureen
seemed to savvy they were planting old Rose for keeps. But by the time
they cleaned Maureen up at Pat's house and got her into a fresh summer
frock, Longarm handing her the nosegay of flowers he'd picked up while she
bathed, Maureen seemed anxious to get on with a funeral. Longarm had to do
some legwork before they had everybody lined up. Rose Cassidy hadn't known
too many folks in Minnipeta Junction, being new to the township as well as
a Papist who kept to herself. But there was a respectable crowd gathered
around the newly opened grave out in front of First Methodist near yet
another sundown. Some of the cowboys old Rose had chased away with that
manure fork were good sports about carrying her pine coffin over to the
grave for her.

As all the men present removed their hats, the Methodist minister
tried to do right by an unfortunate Catholic lady by reciting the psalm
about the Lord being their shepherd. Some of the assembled crowd said the
Lord's Prayer aloud with him at the end. Some of the women looked like
they had something in their eyes when young Maureen prayed along, loud, in
that singsong childish voice.

They'd just finished, and the minister was holding out a spoon full of
dirt to the dead woman's daughter, when things got more exciting.

Longarm saw young Maureen didn't seem to follow the minister's drift
with that ceremonial dirt. So Longarm moved toward them to help the
childish grown woman out. His sudden unexpected shift inspired the bullet
aimed at the center of his back to just pluck at one sleeve in passing. It
scared the liver and lights out of a couple across the grave-site as it

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buzzed between them and spanged off a gravestone just behind them!

Then Longarm had spun to draw and throw down on the cloud of gun smoke
peeking around the far corner of First Methodist at them. He ran that way
as fast as his long legs and low-heeled cavalry boots would carry him. He
swung wide around the corner, the muzzle of his .44-40 peering in every
direction. But all there was to see was the fresh-mown strip of grass
between the side wall of the church and a five-foot picket fence.

It looked as if the back-shooting rascal had run all the way down to
the far end, or jumped the picket fence into the weedy yard of the house
next door. Or had he? Longarm jogged down to the cellar door sloping out
from the foundation bricks of the big frame church as Pat Brennan got to
the corner he'd just rounded and yelled, "Be careful! Jim Tobin says he
was a skinny cowboy in chinked chaps and a Texas hat!"

Longarm called back, "I think I got him boxed. Come down this way and
cover these doors whilst I go inside to head him off at the head of those
other stairs!"

Pat ran over to him, her own S&W double-action drawn as Longarm put a
free finger to his lips to shush her. He'd noticed in bed how good a team
they made. Old Pat just nodded and flattened out on one side of the
outside cellar entrance, her back to the whitewashed siding, while Longarm
took up a similar position across from her.

A million years went by. Then, as Longarm had hoped, the gunslick
trapped in the church cellar chose what he thought might be the lesser of
two grim choices and came up out of the cellar shooting at one woman alone,
he sure was praying!

Longarm shot him in the back as he was still bolting forward in a haze
of his own gun smoke. It seemed only just. Pat put a bullet in the cuss
as he went down. Longarm yelled, "Hold your fire! I'd like to see if he
has anything else to tell us!"

But this was not to be. Longarm knew as he rolled the back-shot
back-shooter face-up in the grass that he and Pat, between them, had killed
the skinny cuss deader than a turd in a milk bucket.

Longarm sighed and said, "Well, he ain't Miss Medusa Le Mat either.
So who in blue blazes do you reckon we just nailed, pard?"

The local undersheriff replied without hesitation, "That's Corky
Landon. Used to ride for the Rocking Seven before he went bad. Didn't
Hard Pan Parsons tell us he'd got out of prison just recent?"

To which Longarm grimly replied, "Yep, and Waco McCord says Buster
Crabtree recruited him to ride for Miss Medusa Le Mat. So that's another
down, and Lord knows how many more of the gang to go."

Then he dryly added, "If they don't get me first. They sure seem to
be as anxious to get me as I am to get them!

Chapter 20

Later that evening, after things had quieted down and Longarm had
dined late with Pat and Maureen, he went back to his hotel to find a Miss

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Wojensky from the bank waiting for him in the lobby.

Longarm invited her upstairs. Most men would have. For it was sort
of gloomy in the musty lobby, and Miss Wojensky was a pretty little thing
with big blue eyes and honey-blond hair piled under a perky straw boater
with fake birds nesting on its brim.

She said he could call her Lucy and she'd brought the listings of
small holdings along with her. She was the one who allowed it might be
best for her to stay while he went over the papers, lest he have any
questions she'd be proud to answer.

He didn't ask any personal questions, tempted as he was by such an
interesting contrast to both of the gals he'd been kissing recently. There
were times a man grabbed for the few gold rings to be grabbed on the only
ride he was likely to get. There were times when such grabbings could lead
to more trouble than any gal could be worth. For Romeo, oh, Romeo had been
a poor young sap when you studied on the chances he'd taken for a
fourteen-year-old sass. Most young gents had learned better by the time
they were old enough to vote, if they hadn't died over some gal by then.

Old Pat had said she wasn't coming by after dark, lest somebody see
her sneaking into his hotel and draw the right conclusions. But on the
other hand, nobody would ever get caught in bed with anybody else if
everybody did what they said they'd be doing all the time.

But it was a small town where everybody knew everybody else, and if
Lucy Wojensky was as easy a lay as he suspected, old Pat would suspect that
too. So Longarm sat the tempting blonde on the bedstead and read the
papers standing up, near the wall lamp.

After he'd read more than one mortgage agreement, compressed into a
few simple lines by a secretary who knew her business, whatever her rep for
after-hours slap and tickle, Longarm smiled down at her and said, "Let me
see if I have this straight. Most of these small holders have borrowed
money on homesteads they've proven out, or bought off others who've won
free title to the land?"

She nodded primly, seeing he was acting so prim, and explained that
the bank couldn't grab an unproven homestead for bad debt. Longarm cut her
explanation short with: "I work for the federal government, Miss Lucy. I
know you can't post federal property as security for a personal loan. I
arrest folks who've tried all the time. The homestead Act of 1862 says you
don't get full title to your quarter section until you've improved it some
and lived on it for at least five years. So where's that Nesbit place and
... Oh, here it is. Filed on, fenced, and proven by the Nesbits, who
gained free title only to lose the hardscrabble claim to your bank. I
wonder what made them think they could drill spring wheat into flinty
chalk?"

She said she'd never asked the poor nesters.

He read on to note Rose Cassidy had bought the place off the bank for
a quarter down, pending the sale of her old spread down Texas way. Lucy
Wojensky brightened and said, "Our Texas associates sent us an estimate on
that spread. Mr. Guthrie approved the purchase on time for the Nesbit
place, with her Texas property held in escrow until the Nesbit place was
paid for in full. Why are we talking about the entailed property of a dead
woman, Deputy Long?"

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Longarm asked, "Doesn't her daughter, Maureen, own one or the other
spread now?"

The banking gal shook her head and replied, "I may have left out a few
lines of details. We're not in business to go broke in a world filled with
fevers and wild Indians. The contract in full forbids the sale or transfer
of either place before the owner's loan with us has been repaid in full.
There's an insurance clause I didn't think you'd need to concern yourself
with. It provides that upon the unexpected death of anyone owing money to
us, we get everything they ever owned."

Longarm grimaced, and said that sounded sort of raw to him.

Lucy Wojensky shrugged and said it sounded raw to her as well. But
she only worked for the bank. She had no say in such matters.

Longarm read on, noting one widely scattered homestead claim after
another in range that was best left to grass and cows. He could almost
picture the poor ragged greenhorns, struggling to make do on land they
never should have even claimed for barley. He knew you could grow some
greens and truck on an ash dump or mine tip, if you wanted to bust your
hump with a hoe and more damned fertilizer than the crop would ever be
worth. He saw that most who seemed to be hanging on were folks such as the
late Rose Cassidy, who'd switched to livestock. You could pen lots of
high-yield livestock on a quarter section, hauling in feed to help the
critters get by. It took far more grass and forbs to graze stock on
prairie the way you found it. Most cattle outfits figured at least five
acres a cow, which didn't allow for much of a herd on any homestead's
hundred and sixty acres.

As he shuffled on, dismissing one spread after another as too well
occupied for Miss Medusa's assumed skullduggery, Longarm came upon a proven
claim, mortgaged for fencing and well drilling, owned and occupied by one
Iktoweya Nash. He asked, and Lucy said, "I know her. Pleasant enough
Osage squaw, the widow of an Indian trader who filed on a spring in a
timbered draw when the Indians were resettled down to the south and old
Jake Nash wasn't up to moving again."

"What do you raise in a timbered draw six miles from your bank?"
Longarm asked thoughtfully.

The gal who worked for the bank said she had no idea, and asked why
anyone should care what an old squaw did in any sort of draw as long as she
made her mortgage payments.

Longarm said, "I ain't sure how close Osage is to Lakota, but that
name, Iktoweya, translates roughly as Spider Woman."

Lucy asked why any white people should care what Indians wanted to
name their daughters. Longarm didn't have time to go into Waco McCord and
his confusion about the Spider Woman. He politely but firmly escorted a
now-confused Lucy Wojensky downstairs, and legged it over to the town
livery as soon as he'd gotten shed of her. He didn't have time to explain
to Undersheriff Brennan either. He borrowed a Winchester yellowboy and
fresh saddle to go with the blue roan gelding he hired for the night. Then
he rode out across the rolling moonlit prairie to pay his respects to
Spider Woman.

They were both surprised when Longarm opened the door of her soddy
among the hackberry and cottonwood trees without knocking. For she surely

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hadn't been expecting anybody as she hunkered bare-ass in her big copper
bathtub near the fireplace, and he'd been expecting an old gal more like
Osage Opal.

As the much younger and much prettier breed gal covered her soapy tits
with her hands and called him names in her momma's lingo, Longarm smiled
reassuringly and said, "No, I ain't. I'm what your duskier kin call a
ceska maza. The metal I wear on my chest is federal. I don't ride for the
state of Kansas. So we'll say no more about that copper still out in the
trees if you'd like to answer some less personal questions."

The beautiful breed reached for a towel, exposing one perky nipple as
she demurely said she had no idea what he meant by a still.

As she rose from the suds like Venus from the foam, wrapping her tawny
young charms in a Turkish towel too small by half, Longarm shut the door
behind him and said, "Have it your way. Somebody else has been brewing and
distilling minni peta just up the draw. I can see why they needed a
deep-bore well once Kansas went dry. That new copper still must service
many a thirsty cowboy, now that there's no Indians for your late father to
trade with."

She stepped out of the tub defiantly, insisting, "Hear me, my parents
are both dead. I am called Iktola. I am a Christian. I have done
nothing, nothing the metal-wearers would be interested in."

"Little Spider, eh?" He nodded. "You've no idea how little known you
and this place seem to be in town. Have you been selling jars to Buster
Crabtree, Corky Landon, or mayhaps another lady about your own age and with
the same respect for the law?"

Little Spider moved over to the fireplace to hunker down and test a
coffeepot on the coals as she shrugged her bare shoulders and said she knew
lots of cowboys.

When she saw the way he was grinning down at her, she quickly added,
"I only sell jars, the way my daddy always did. I knew Buster Crabtree.
He just got killed in a gunfight over in Florence. I don't remember any of
those other names. I don't have anything to do with Wasichu women. They
think they are better than me. They are full of shit."

Longarm asked, "Who told you Buster had been killed? It only happened
last night a good ways off."

She said, "A cowboy came by to buy a jar. I don't know his name. He
said Buster and another rider had gotten into it with a famous gunfighter
and lost."

Longarm moved closer, saying, "I know you don't know me as well as you
know your usual customers. But hear me, I am called Wasichu Wastey by many
Lakota, and the great chief Mahpiua Luta calls me his takoza. We have to
talk straight with one another. It is very important. You may be in great
danger if you don't go along with me!"

The beautiful gal sighed, said "Nunway," and let her towel drop as she
rose, stark naked, and moved over to take him by his free hand.

Longarm started to explain he hadn't meant it that way. But as she
led him toward a bunk bed in a far corner, he wondered why on earth a
natural man would want to say anything as dumb as that.

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So he didn't say anything until he'd shucked his own duds to join her
atop her bedding, and neither one of them was in a conversational mood for
a spell. But once they'd come and she was pouring coffee for them,
kneeling naked by the fire, Longarm propped himself up on one elbow to
declare, "I mean somebody else was apt to treat you with a lot less
consideration, Little Spider. I better start at the beginning about
another gal we call Medusa Le Mat."

It took them two mugs of coffee and a shared cheroot before he was
certain his new-found friend followed his drift. She seemed mighty put out
that Buster Crabtree might have set her up for a lonely death in her remote
wooded draw. For she'd been the one who'd been hiding the rascal after he
got out of prison.

She quickly added, "Hear me, I was not this friendly with him. He was
paying cash and getting nothing but food and shelter. He tried to fuck me.
When I said no, he bragged about a Wasichu girl who sucked." Longarm
nodded soberly and said, "French Barbara. He tried to gun me when he
thought I was taking her name in vain. He never brought her or any other
gals out this way?"

Little Spider said she'd already told him that. As she got back on
the bunk with him, she said, "There are now at least one man and two women
left. Do you think they are coming here to kill us tonight?"

Longarm snuggled her closer and assured her, "I'm taking you back to
town with me. You'll be safe in my hotel at government expense as a
material witness until we get a better handle on Miss Medusa Le Mat and her
gang."

Little Spider snuggled closer and said, "Wastey! Can we do this some
more at your hotel?"

He repressed a shudder and said, "Not too openly. We don't want
anybody else knowing we're working together like this. I'd tell that lady
undersheriff if it wasn't for your firewater business. But all in all,
what Kansas law don't know can't hurt you, ohan?"

Little Spider agreed she didn't want to brag about screwing white boys
either. So they screwed some more and rode back to the Junction in the wee
small hours.

Longarm registered the breed gal as a material witness, swearing the
room clerk to total secrecy, and only screwed her once in her new quarters
before he had to get cleaned up and join Pat Brennan at her place for
breakfast.

They were served alone in the kitchen by Pat's older housekeeper. As
they had ham and eggs, Pat wanted to know where he'd been all night.
Glancing awkwardly at her housekeeper, Pat said she'd dropped by his hotel
to ... ask him about something.

Longarm chose his own words carefully as he replied, "I was out most
of the night asking questions of my own. That old Nesbit place hasn't been
such a promising hideout for some time. I figured Miss Medusa Le Mat and
her gang might have scouted some other hideout by now."

Pat asked if he'd found any likely alternatives. Longarm washed down
some ham and eggs with coffee and replied, "Found more than one possible.

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None for certain. Where's your houseguest from the Nesbit place this
morning, Pat?"

The undersheriff shrugged and said she hadn't seen Maureen that
morning. She asked her housekeeper if the feebleminded kid was lying
slugabed upstairs.

The housekeeper said Maureen had left for an early Mass with some
young swain.

Longarm and Pat exchanged thoughtful glances. It was Pat who asked,
"Mass? With the only church in town Protestant? Well, we've all agreed
the poor thing's not too bright."

Longarm said, "Never mind her. Let's talk about him!"

He asked the housekeeper what the jasper who'd taken Maureen to a
Papist Mass at First Methodist might look like.

The motherly but not as worldly housekeeper thought before she said,
"Nice well-spoken cowboy. Had on one of those tall Texas hats. I think he
said his name was Martin."

Longarm soberly replied, "It was Matt, Matt Currier. He called on
another lady recently to tell her about my gunfight with Corky Crabtree and
that other jasper!"

Pat half rose from her seat across the table, saying, "Oh, Jesus,
Mary, and Joseph! Maureen just went off somewhere with a member of the
gang that murdered her mother!"

To which Longarm could only reply, "It sure looks that way, and I
ought to be whipped with snakes for not seeing things clearer, sooner. But
that's what happens when you buy just one big fib. The other side can
build one big fib atop the other, like a house of cards, until you wind up
staring at what looks like whole castles in the air!" Pat asked him what
on earth he was talking about. Longarm said, "Monumental edifices, built
of lies instead of cards. Pull one lie out near the bottom and it all
collapses, see?"

She said she didn't.

Longarm got up from the table, asking to be excused as he assured both
puzzled women, "That's all right. I see, and like I said, I ought to be
whipped with snakes for taking this long to see it!"

Chapter 21

Most Indians, many lawmen, and not a few outlaws could tell you there
was more than one way to cut a trail. Wolves, bloodhounds, and other such
hunters snuffled around until they found a scent, and then they followed it
as if they were on railroad tracks as the prey they were after doubled back
and forth, splashed through running water, and so on since everyone knew
how wolves and bloodhounds trailed you.

It could save a lot of time, as human hunters had figured out in Stone
Age times, if you just tried to figure out where your prey was headed and
got there first. You figured deer would bed down in thick aspen, while

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lions would wind up amid rimrocks no matter how merry a chase they led you
around Robin Hood's barn.

So Longarm didn't ride out of Minnipeta Junction at a gallop with a
pack of fox hounds. He strode over to the Western Union and sent a whole
mess of telegrams. Then he went back to the banks and brought old Gordon
Guthrie up to date on what he knew for certain, up to the sudden
disappearance of Maureen Cassidy that morning.

Guthrie got both the Havana Claros he'd fished out of his cigar case
going for them before he said, "I'M missing something here. You say you
don't think Little Spider Nash is guilty of anything but a family business.
But at least two members of the gang were pussyfooting around her daddy's
whiskey still, and she and she alone can identify Matt Currier on sight?"

Longarm said, "Pat Brennan's housekeeper saw him when he came by to
carry Maureen off. She describes him the same as Little Spider. I doubt
he cares. Once he shucks a deliberately distinctive Texas hat, we're just
talking about a clean-cut young cowboy who's out of the county by now."

Guthrie chewed his cigar like a bone and pointed out, "With a half-wit
hardly anybody pays attention to? Leaving two smarter women who could
point him out in a crowd?"

Longarm took a thoughtful drag on his own smoke and replied, "They
ain't worried about anybody local spotting Matt Currier. He's only an
underling, recruited to rob this bank. You and the Pinkerton Agency have
foiled their plans. I might have helped some by turning over a few wet
rocks and gunning at least three of 'em. We're talking about a hasty
cover-up, lest they all wind up exposed to the cruel light of day. I
figure they mean to go to ground and lay low for longer than usual this
time."

"Who might they be?" the banker demanded.

Longarm smiled sheepishly and said, "I was hoping nobody would ask
that just yet. I ain't certain of some details. But offhand, we have the
mastermind, that one known gunslick, and at least two other gals, Maureen
and French Barbara, unaccounted for."

Then he said, "I ain't about to account for shit until I catch me some
outlaws. That's why I've come back to you for more help with the
real-estate business you know better."

Banker Guthrie leaned back expansively and declared, "You're more than
welcome to any help we can give you. You're too modest about a lot of
money you may have saved this bank. But I sent Lucy Wojensky over with
that list of small holdings, and didn't you just say those outlaws could be
out of the county by this time?"

To which Longarm replied, "I'm working on where they might have run
off to. Miss Medusa Le Mat has never yet holed up in thick aspen or
rimrocks. We've always tracked her to at least one isolated spread,
houseboat, or whatever, picked out well in advance."

Guthrie nodded uncertainly, and said, "You just made mention of the
old Nesbit place. Little Spider's soddy up that wooded draw and so on, but
..."

"That's the first time we've come across two such handy hideouts an

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unbroken gallop from the intended robbery," Longarm declared, taking a long
drag on his cigar before he went on. "Leastways, this would be the first
time we've noticed more than one likely hideout."

Guthrie volunteered, "I think I can answer that. You've been saying
all along that this Medusa Le Mat is cautious to a fault. Doesn't it stand
to reason that she'd pick more than one good hideout, use the best in the
end, and leave no trace of her intent for the alternate one? They killed
Rose Cassidy. They left Little Spider Nash alive and unharmed. Nobody
would have guessed they'd been sniffing around out her way if you hadn't
been so smart."

Longarm shrugged modestly and said, "That's what I need help with. I
aim to backtrack Miss Medusa Le Mat to where she might have come from.
It's been my experience that scared or wounded critters tend to break for
familiar safe surroundings. The army would never catch deserters if the
poor homesick fools didn't head right for the address they put on their
enlistment papers."

Banker Guthrie blinked and asked, "You're expecting to find Medusa Le
Matt's original home address?"

Longarm said, "A place she felt safer, not too far from this part of
the West, would work better. If she's headed home to Paris, France, we're
out of luck."

He got out the sheaf of papers Lucy Wojensky had already typed up and
explained, "I've got the shadow of a sensible pattern figured out so far.
I've wired county clerks high and low for other recorded deeds. I'm only
interested in property held free and clear within a half-dozen miles of
known locations. They've never picked an unproven homestead or a cattle
spread. I reckon they were trying to leave us federal peace officers out
of it as long as possible, and anyone can see it takes more than three or
four gunslicks to wipe out a bunkhouse full of hands, even with half of
them in town or out hunting strays."

The banker repeated his offer to do anything he could for Longarm, who
said, "I may need help with my figures as answers to my wires come in.
Like I said, I'm starting to see patterns, but I ain't no expert on
mortgages, transfers of property, and such."

Guthrie reached for a bell on his desk and clanked it until Lucy
Wojensky came in. When she did, looking pleased to see Longarm, her boss
told her to take the rest of the day off and stick with Deputy Long until
he had no further use for her services.

She allowed she was more than willing. So they went first back to the
Western Union and then to her place. Lucy had her own quarters above a
carriage house near the bank.

It was just as well. Things were getting sort of crowded around his
hotel, and she had a table they could share by a dormer window. They were
going over records from her bank and wires from Western Union when Pat
Brennan barged in without knocking to catch the two of them in such an
innocent position.

Longarm looked up more annoyed than the pretty secretary, knowing the
U.S. Bill of Rights better. Pat looked embarrassed, and said some of her
deputies had been poking around out at the old Nesbit place.

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She said, "They found a wad of money that would choke a horse and a
box of French .40-caliber rounds, out back amid some hay bales."

Longarm asked if they'd found that notorious Le Mat Duplex
ten-shooter. When Pat sheepishly admitted they hadn't, Longarm told her he
and Miss Lucy were trying to pin down some dates and places tighter. He
said, "I met up with this stage magician gal one time. She was able to
show me how a medicine man was impressing the Lakota all out of proportion.
Most magic is simple, once you know how it's done. Folks who don't believe
in magic are as easy to trick because they tend to look for trapdoors and
invisible wires a good magician don't need. I suspect the misdirection
Miss Medusa Le Mat's been using is a version of what they call One Ahead in
stage magic."

Pat smiled awkwardly, and said she had to get on out to the old Nesbit
place. She asked if he was coming. When he told her he was a mite busy
with his own chores, she stomped out, slamming the door behind her.

Lucy Wojensky laughed lightly, rose, and went over to bar the door
with her throw-bolt, demurely observing, "I don't like it when people barge
in without knocking. You know what she was expecting us to be up to, don't
you?"

Longarm murmured, "One Ahead is used by mind readers, pretending to
read written messages handed to them from the audience before they open the
envelope."

Lucy insisted, "I heard she was sweet on you, the poor old thing.
When some gossip told her we were up here together alone ..."

"The stage magician ain't reading the message in the envelope he's
holding up sealed. He's repeating what was in the envelope he opened ahead
of it. Everyone who's submitted a message knows what he or she wrote down.
So of course they think the magician must be the bee's knees when they hear
their message being read, never considering the rascal just opened another
envelope right in front of 'em!"

Lucy said, "I can see how that silly stage trick works. What are we
going to do about Undersheriff Brennan? I mean, we're going to have to be
very discreet if she already suspects us!"

Longarm nodded and told her, not unkindly, "Sometimes your best bet is
to keep life simple. Those French bedroom farces are only funny on stage.
In real life nobody laughs. I like this proven claim up in the Nebraska
cattle country. It ain't so far. I could likely get there faster by rail,
even allowing for some tricky transfers. For trains move so much faster
than you can beeline aboard a bronc."

As he rose to his feet, Lucy almost wailed, "What are you talking
about? What about us, Custis?"

As she plastered her shapely self against the front of him, Longarm
kissed the part in her hair and wistfully told her, "I ain't got the time
if I had the nerve. I hope you won't think me a sissy, ma'am. I have been
known to carry on scandalously with plainer gals when things didn't add up
as risky."

She clung to his shirt, sobbing, "What risk? I'm not afraid of that
skinny Pat Brennan! What can she do to us, Custis?"

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He quietly answered, "She might cry. It wouldn't be fair to either of
you, Miss Lucy. I ain't got time here in Minnipeta Junction to do right by
any lady, see?"

She must not have, judging from the china cup she hurled against her
door as he shut it after him on his way out.

Some gals were like that when they didn't get their way.

So, a little over seventy-two hours later, as Longarm reined in his
fresh livery mount on the lee side of a Nebraska swell and got down to do
some crawling, he moved in on another lady with his loaded and locked
Winchester cradled across his elbows.

He removed his Stetson near the skyline and peered over the rise
between two clumps of soap weed. The modest spread in the draw ahead
looked deserted, save for faint smoke rising from the stovepipe poked
through a sod roof and the one red pony lazing in the pole corral behind
the shithouse.

Longarm told a lady bug creeping up a soap-weed spine, "One of 'em
keeping the fire burning. Everyone else and their mounts must be over to
that railroad stop four miles south."

The lady bug spread her tiny wings and flew away to see if her house
was on fire and her children were fixing to burn. Longarm chewed a grass
stem for a million years. Then Maureen Cassidy came out of the soddy with
a catalogue, headed for the shithouse out back.

As everyone knows, it takes some concentration as well as time to do
what needs to be done in a shithouse with a catalogue. So after Maureen
had done it, dropped her skirts back down, and ambled back to the house,
she found Longarm seated inside at the kitchen table, with his .44-40
resting beside his Winchester '73, as he smiled up at her pleasantly to
say, "Morning, Miss Maureen. You've no idea what a time I just had finding
you."

The pretty little thing gasped, "Oh, praise the Lord! I was afraid
nobody would ever find me! That mean old Matt has been messing with my
ring dang doo ever since he made me ride off with him! Why do you men like
to mess with girls like that? He says I'm supposed to come with him, and
when I tell him I've already come all this way with him, he gets mad and
hits me!"

Longarm quietly assured her, "I won't let Matt Currier hit you, Miss
Maureen. Where might he be right now, and how many pals might he have with
him by now?"

She looked as if the arithmetic was tough on her as she said Matt had
ridden into town alone on some mysterious errand.

Longarm didn't ask, but she volunteered, "I was studying on running
away. But his pony is faster and I ain't sure where this place is. Matt
says we're in Nebraska. I don't know where Kansas might be from here."

Longarm rose to his feet, picking up his six-gun, as he told her they
were only a few days ride from Minnipeta Junction, adding, "Texas is
farther. But there is more time for that move. Would you come over here
by the front door, Miss Maureen?"

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She did, almost skipping, and asked him if they were planning a hot
reception for that mean old Matt when he got back from town.

Longarm said, "We ain't. I am, Miss Maureen."

Then he spun her against the wall and handcuffed her wrists behind her
back as she cussed and pleaded in her half-witted way.

He marched her over to the one bed, shoved her down across it without
ceremony, then got his Winchester from the table as he told her, "You can
drop the feebleminded act now. Just be still and we'll talk about your
future later. I think I hear hoofbeats outside."

He was sure he did a few minutes later. He cracked open the window
sash by the front door and dropped to one knee to cover the dooryard with
his Winchester.

A few moments later a lean young jasper on a spunky paint pony rode
into view, calling out to his honey that he was home.

Then Maureen was on her feet at another window, yelling fit to bust as
the rider who had to be Matt Currier reined in, slapped leather, and spun
his mount to ride off as he pegged a blind shot at the soddy.

Then Longarm had emptied his saddle with a more carefully aimed shot,
and you could see from the rag-doll way the youth landed in the dust that
he'd never known what hit him.

"You bastard!" wailed the pretty young brunette in a tone of
common-sense despair.

Longarm levered another round in the chamber as he quietly told her it
had been her fault as much as his own. Then he added, "Just let me tidy up
out yonder and I'll tell you what else you done wrong."

Chapter 22

That was easier said than done. The spunky paint had run off a piece,
and wouldn't respond to Longarm's gentle calls. The tall deputy had been
through a war one time. So he'd gotten used to killing total strangers.
But it was odd how he'd pictured Matt Currier with a different face
entirely.

He made sure the handsome but sort of silly-looking jasper was dead,
told him not to go anywhere, then forged over the rise to get his own
livery pony and the throw rope that went with the hired saddle.

Catching the spooked paint was easier after that. He got both mounts
in the corral out back with the gal's red pony, and went back in the house
to catch the gal he knew as Maureen trying to get her cuffed hands around
to her front by thrusting her shapely behind through her spread elbows as
she writhed on the bed.

He grabbed a bent-wood chair, swung it around to sit astraddle facing
the bed, and said, "Cut that out. I want you to listen tight before you
tell me any more fibs, Miss Maureen. Whether you get out of prison whilst
you're still fairly pretty, or wind up an old gray lady in a cell, depends
a heap on how much help you'd like to give us with a few loose ends."

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She protested, "I don't know what you're talking about! I admit I
liked Matt more than I might have let on. I knew he was wanted by the law,
but I liked the way he strummed on my ring dang doo."

Longarm said, "If I tell them you were willing to turn state's
evidence, they may let you off with no more than ten at hard, and they
don't work women all that hard in any federal prison."

She whimpered, "You can't send me to prison. What are you trying to
say I've done wrong?"

He smiled down fondly and replied, "We can start with the Lord's
Prayer. Like yourself, I've heard it said so often I know it by heart. So
it only came to me later that you'd recited it wrong at that funeral we
held for your poor momma."

She asked what he meant. He told her to recite the Lord's Prayer
again and she did, all the way through.

He shook his head and said, "I thought I remembered you ending it
with, 'Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is
the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen. '"

She nodded, and asked what was wrong with that.

He said, "Nothing, if you've learned it listening to Protestants. The
Roman Catholic version goes the same way up until you get near the end.
Then it goes, 'Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.
Amen.' Nothing about kingdoms, powers, or glories. Once I got to
wondering why an Irish Catholic gal would pray Protestant, I naturally got
to wondering if she was a feebleminded gal named Maureen Cassidy or
somebody else entirely. Once I got to wondering that, like I told Pat
Brennan down Kansas way, the whole house of cards commenced to tumble
down."

She whined, "I don't remember who taught me my prayers. I've never
had any book learning, mister."

Longarm went on relentlessly. "Once I had cause to suspect you and
your momma might not be Rose Cassidy and her slow-witted child, it was easy
enough to start backtracking from Kansas to Texas, Texas to New Mexico, and
so forth, all the way to this very first homestead proven by one Sean
Cassidy and still up for sale."

She said she didn't know what he was talking about. She'd never seen
the place before Matt Currier brought her there just days ago.

He heaved a weary sigh and said, "Stage magicians call the trick One
Ahead. The two of you took the chance with the unchanging name because
that seemed less risky than appearing out of nowhere and heading off the
same way within days of a bank robbery."

She protested that she hadn't robbed any banks.

He nodded soberly and said, "We know why you all gave up on the one at
Minnipeta Junction. But we may be able to use that in your favor when it
comes time for you to be sentenced. Each time you moved close to a bank
you bought one place openly, citing the last place you hailed from with an
innocent rep. Sometimes you sold your old spread at a profit. Sometimes

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you kept it on the market by asking too high a price. The flim-flam called
for you to have wide-scattered spreads you could hole up at as lawful
owners registered by the county clerk. You never used any of your own
property for scenes of blood and gore. Knowing the neighborhood, scouting
the neighborhood, you lined up some lonesome neighbor's handy place as a
hideout."

She insisted he had her all wrong.

He insisted, "You never told Buster Crabtree and his recruits to rally
at the old Nesbit place after the robbery. Come payoff day and a good
haul, everyone but half-witted Maureen Cassidy was to meet at Little
Spider's whiskey still in that handy wooded draw. Then your brother aimed
to gun everyone but French Barbara. Where did you two kill French Barbara
by the way?"

She just stared at him, eyes big as saucers and pink lips all wet and
twitching, until he nodded soberly and said, "You heard what I just said.
I told you I only need help with a few loose ends. I have enough to put
you away for a long, long time, no matter who you really turn out to be.
On the other hand, I don't have proof you ever killed anybody. Aiding and
abetting can be sentenced gently when the crooks you've aided and abetted
are close kin."

"How ... how did you ever figure that out?" she asked in a defeated
tone.

He said, "Family resemblance and what we call a process of
eliminating. I'm sorry I had to shoot your brother. But he shot me first.
So what's it going to be? I can take you in kicking and stubborn, or I can
say you were willing to sing for your supper."

She cursed him, said she was never going to forgive him, and then
proceeded to sing for her supper.

And so in less than forty-eight more hours, Longarm had Miss Janet
Armstrong, as she'd been sprinkled back East, stored for safekeeping in the
women's wing of the Federal House of Detention back in Denver.

They kept a court stenographer handy for confessions there. A lot of
first offenders were inclined to make clean breasts of it their first night
behind bars.

Longarm introduced his prisoner to a sisterly stenographer with
pencils in her bun and a conspiring expression when she talked about men to
a sister in trouble. But he'd already made Jane Armstrong go over the
whole story more than once aboard the train from Nebraska after a long
sleepless night in the local jail. So he had her saga of murder and incest
down on paper, although unwitnessed, as he headed over to the Federal
Building.

He got there just after four, and Henry looked up from his typewriter
to say their boss was down the hall in conference with Judge Dickerson.

Henry said Marshal Vail would surely be back before the office shut
down for the day. But Longarm handed over the handwritten field notes he'd
been keeping and said, "Old Billy will want these typed up in triplicate.
We'll likely have a confirmation from the House of Detention come tomorrow
morn. I'll go down the hall and see if I can catch old Billy before he
leaves for the day."

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As he stepped out in the hall, he heard Henry wailing that he'd just
said Marshal Vail would be back to turn them all loose for the day. But
Longarm didn't answer. He just shut the damned door, knowing Vail wouldn't
turn him loose until after five if he was dumb enough to tarry.

He might have heard somebody calling after him as he moved down the
granite steps of the Denver Federal Building. So he ducked around a moving
beer wagon, dodged a lumber dray moving the other way, then decided not to
head for the Parthenon Saloon, where he was known, after all. He'd been
saving up spit for some of the pickled pig's knuckles they served with suds
at the Parthenon. But he really didn't need to talk to old Billy until
they had that signed confession to go with a sort of wild story.

So Longarm strode up to the corner of Colfax and Broadway, cut across
the Capitol grounds catty-corner, and legged it uphill to a certain address
on Sherman with the afternoon sun still showing above the Front Range off
to the west of the Mile High City.

His pal, the young widow woman with light brown hair, didn't seem as
glad to see him as he'd expected. When her colored maid showed him in and
took his hat, the lady of the house came out of her parlor and trilled,
"Why, Custis Long, whatever brings you here this afternoon?"

Longarm smiled awkwardly and replied, "I told you I'd come back and
tell you all about Miss Medusa Le Mat if she didn't shoot me no more."

Some other faces were peering out into the hall at them by this time.
So the widow woman who owned the blamed parlor had to lead him inside and
introduce him to the eight other ladies she'd invited to high tea, for
Gawd's sake.

Longarm was introduced to the ladies as the famous lawman they'd
surely read about in the Rocky Mountain News. Nobody there made any
comments about anything else they'd heard about Longarm. Their hostess
served a swell high tea, and knew where many a social body was buried.

They sat Longarm on a chaise between two perfumed society ladies to
feed him Napoleon pastries with his tea so he could tell them all about the
murderous Medusa Le Mat.

He told them, "Once upon a time there were two trashy kids, orphaned
too old to be sent to an asylum. But not old enough to be on their own.
So they were sent to live with kin out West. They found themselves on a
hardscrabble homestead, treated more like servants than kin, or so the
surviving sister says."

He sipped more tea and quietly went on. "The older of the two used a
Le Mat Duplex revolver their uncle had carried in the war to wipe out the
whole bunch of them."

As they all stared owl-eyed, their hostess nodded knowingly and said,
"That older sister would have been the one you knew as a Miss Medusa Le
Mat, right?"

He said, "Wrong. He was the older brother, Phil Armstrong. But he
was still too young to shave and never did grow very manly. He and his kid
sister had already been rounded up as young strays. So after they disposed
of their aunt, uncle, and feebleminded cousin out back, young Phil put on
his aunt's Mother Hubbard dress and sunbonnet to tell anyone who came by

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that he was Rose Cassidy, the mother of dim-witted Maureen, who was really
his sister, Jane."

The widow woman pouring the tea said, "Just a minute. You told us
those dreadful children were named Armstrong and ... Oh, I see. Their own
Aunt Rose had married a man named Cassidy, right?"

Longarm nodded, and said, "Their Irish uncle by marriage was this
Catholic who'd started out riding for the South and wound up one of General
Pope's Galvanized Yankees, sent west to fight Indians to get out of Union
war prisons. That gave him the right to file a homestead claim in
Nebraska. It didn't make him too popular with his true-blue Protestant
neighbors. So nobody pestered his Catholic widow and half-witted daughter
for details about his dying, running off with another woman, or whatever.
When anyone did come by, Phil pretended to be a bitter, reclusive widow
protective of her innocent and vulnerable daughter. Jane found it easier
to lie without getting caught when she acted like her murdered cousin."

A fat lady across from him gasped, "Oh, what horrid children! But
what about, ah, other children to play with? I mean, as they ... grew more
mature ..."

Longarm shrugged and said, "I just assured Jane Armstrong incest was
not a federal crime. So we never went into that much. She seemed
surprised we considered murder more serious too."

Their hostess asked what came next. So Longarm said, "They had a fine
time sleeping late and eating all the jam and bread, for as long as it
lasted. But as the kid sister confessed, neither cottoned much to honest
chores, and you have to work long and hard to wrest a living from the
Nebraska Sand Hills. So they took to crime. As mother and daughter, that
was easier to get away with than drifters in their teens might have found
it."

He sipped more tea and continued. "Miss Jane says they tried to
razzle-dazzle the law by buying and selling modest properties along the way
so they'd have a nearby legal address and apparent means. The sister would
keep the home going as her feebleminded cousin. The brother would scout
about as either Rose Cassidy or some honest young cowboy looking for her,
should anyone ask. Once he had a bank lined up he'd recruit some local
trash, they'd hit, run to another hideout Phil had lined up in advance, and
then he'd double-cross his tools, run home to a nearby legal address, and
hide out in plain sight. So it was lucky for me they hung on to some of
their property along the way in case they ever wanted to lie really low."

One of the ladies opined that they sounded mighty sneaky.

Longarm said, "It gets worse. The sister just told me young Phil was
fixing to retire Rose Cassidy by having her murdered by a person or persons
unknown. He knew I'd survived after seeing him as Rose, and he was having
to shave his face all the time in any case. So he got a soiled dove called
... Miss Barbara to dye her hair so he could kill her instead of his own
mean self. Then he rode sidesaddle in a dress past some witnesses, then
astride in jeans for others. His kid sister identified the body as that of
her poor mother. I bought that for a time because I'd never seen Barbara
Allan alive and only had to see she wasn't the Little Bo Peep who'd shot me
up Wyoming way."

Longarm modestly confessed, "I spoiled it all by getting into a
gunfight with Phil and his pal Buster when they thought I was on to them.

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I wasn't. I never suspected the apparent half-wit of trying to drygulch me
either, before I caught her praying as a Scotch-Irish Armstrong instead of
a Black Irish Cassidy. Like I told her, once you catch a suspect in one
fib, you start to catch them in others. But seeing her brother and
boyfriend paid Dame Justice off with their lives, we can overlook some of
her lesser sins in exchange for a full deposition."

The other ladies seemed to feel Longarm was mighty compassionate as
well as smart. It took their gracious hostess another round of tea-pouring
before she managed to get him aside and suggest that she would manage to
get rid of her guests and give her help the night off, if he could manage
to be faithful to her until after dark.

He assured her he'd try, and he managed. But he sure found it odd, a
few hours later, to be picturing that Miss Wojensky from Minnipeta Junction
in this very same position he was enjoying so much in Denver.

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