WORKINGFORHERDAD’SBESTFRIEND
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M
F A N T A S Y
C A MILLA
y eyes are glazing over as I sort through the never-ending ton of emails that are coming for my
boss.Anybodywhoknowshisactualemailaddressemailshimdirectly,butIhandlehispublicly
availableemailaddress.About90%oftheemailsarecrazy,butIpassonmaybe10%.Itworksforhim.
It’sapart-timejobforme.
Icometoworkafterclasseachday,dressedinbusinessprofessionalandwadingthroughatorrentof
emails.Iwanttoquitthough,becauseIcan’tstopfantasizingaboutmyboss,Lincoln.
He has dark hair with a handful of silver streaks running through it, but his hair only enhances how
gorgeousheis.He’smydad’sbestfriend,sohe’salwaysbeenaround.
AndI’vealwayshadacrushonhim.
Today,theamazinggraysuitthathe’swearingfitshimperfectly,likeallofhissuits.They’retailored
specificallyforhim.Hecan’tbuyofftherack,withhislinebackershouldersandslenderwaist.Helooks
like a model and did a little modeling in college for spare money, before he founded his own software
company.Heandmydadlovetogooutontheweekend,gointothemountains,andtotallyunplug.I’ve
beenalongafewtimes,butit’shardtosleepinatentonlyafewfeetawayfromhimandmydad.
It’scrazythatsomeoneafraidthatshe’llshowherfeelingsactuallyisworkingforhercrush,butthat’s
howithappened.Ineededasummerjob.Hissecretary,Amanda,wasonmaternityleave.Mydadthought
itwasaperfectfit.
SonowI’mstuckinanunendinghell,fantasizingaboutamanIcanneverhave.
“C
OME
INTO
MY
OFFICE
.”LincolnissotallthatIhavetotiltbackmyheadtolookupathim.
“Coming,sir.”Istraightenmyskirt,smoothingitdownmythighs.ItrodeupwhileIwassitting,
almostexposingalittletoomuch.
WhenIstepintohisoffice,hetellsme,“Closethedoor.”
I turn to close it. Then I feel his big body behind me, his heat searing my skin even through our
clothes.Hiscockispressingintomylowerback.
“I’mtiredofyouteasingme,”hewhisperssoftly.“Soyou’regoingtogetwhatyou’vebeenasking
for.”
Webothhearthesoftsoundofmyzippergoingdown,down,down,justamillimeteratatime.My
heartispoundinglikeadrum.Mybodyiscrushedbetweenthewooddoorandhishardbody.Icanfeel
hiserectionpulseoncebehindme.
Steppingback,hepushesmyskirtoffofmyhips.
“Stepoutofit,”hecommands.
Istepoutofit.I’mstillwearingmyblouse,abra,ablacklacethong,andheels.
Hesnapsthewaistbandofmythong.
“Takethisoff.”
Allofthisissoinappropriate.“Idon’tthink…”
“Don’tthink.Doasyou’retold.”Hishandspanksmyrightcheek.“Now.”
Withshakinghands,Ipulloffmythong.Nowmytophalfiscovered,butmybottomhalfisbare.
Icanhearathudassomethinghitstheground.Hishandsarepullingmyasscheeksapart.ThenI
feelatonguebetweenmylegs.
“Ohmygod,”Igasp.
“Bequiet,”hesays.“Don’tmakeasound.”
Icanfeelhistongueentermeagain.Mylowerbodyismelting.Idon’tknowifIcanbequiet.
Hishandisnowtouchingmyclit,rubbingitoverandoverashistongueisstillinsideofmyfolds.
Mylegsareshakingandnolongerabletoholdmeup.
“Link,”Iwhisper.
Heslapsmyassagain,buthehitsharderthistime.“Itoldyoutobequiet.IguessIneedtogag
you.”
Ihearsomesoftsoundsbeforehe’sshovinghistieintomymouth.
“Mmph!”Iprotest.
Hebitesmyear.“Icantakeitout.Icantakeitoutrightnow.Youcantakeyourskirtandgoright
backtoyourdesk.OrIcanmakeyoucome.Makeanothersound,andI’llsendyouaway,wetornot.”
I’mquiet.
“That’swhatIthought.”
“
C
C L O S I N G T I M E
LIN C O LN
amilla.”
Herbeautifulbrowneyesgouptomeetmine.Herfaceflushesalittle.
“Yes,sir.WhatcanIdoforyou?”
“It’stimetogohome.”Ipointattheclock.“Everyoneleftahalfhourago.It’sjustyouandme.You
shouldgethome,orI’llhavetohaveatalkwithyourdadaboutappropriatework-lifebalance.”
“Rightaway.”Herfaceisstillflushed.
Iwatchasshebendsovertogetherbackpack.She’sagoodgirl.Iknowthatshecomesherestraight
fromthe summer classesshe’s taking ata local community college.My buddy wantsto teach her about
responsibility and the value of a dollar, so even though he’s perfectly capable of providing for her, he
makesherworkduringthesummertopadherresume.
It’s been sheer hell. She always wears these tight skirts that emphasize the curve of her hips,
especiallywhenshe’sbentoverlikesheisnow.I’vespentthissummeradjustingmyerectionbecauseit’s
so inappropriate for me to feel this way about my temporary secretary. When my normal secretary,
Amanda,toldmethatshewasknockedupandtakingadvantageofthestandardthreemonthsofmaternity
leave,Iwaspanicking.ButmybuddyJacksaidtogivehislittlegirlajob,andhereweare.I’mstaringat
her red skirt pulling tight against her ass while she throws things into her bag. There aren’t any visible
pantylines,whichmeansthatshe’swearingathongorgoingbare.
ThethoughtofCamillagoingbaremakesmeharderthanever.IfIdon’tstopstaringathercurvyass,
I’mgoingtodripsomepre-come.
Then she’s standing up and sliding her backpack on her shoulders. “I’m going home. I’ll see you
tomorrow.”
“Seeyoutomorrow.”
Iwatchasshewalkstotheelevators.Hercurlyhairbounceswitheverystep.There’ssomethingso
cheerful about her. Her dad calls her Sunshine, and it’s a nickname that I use occasionally, too. She’s
sweet,happy,andlightandalwayshasbeen.
Ilookdownatmypants.I’vetuckedmyerectioninmywaistband,butit’sthrobbingangrily.Itknows
whatitwants,eventhoughit’llnevergetit.Herdadwouldblowmyballsoffwithhisshotgun,andthat’d
onlybethefirststep.
“Down,boy.”
But my erection persists, and I have to resort to something that has happened with increasing
frequencythissummer.
Igototheprivatebathroomconnectedtomyoffice,unzipmypants,pulloutmydick,andclosemy
eyes.
C
AMILLA
IS
KNEELING
in front of me, her big brown eyes wide. Her full lips are pouting, ready for my
cock,butI’mnotreadytogiveittoher.
Notuntilshebegs.
“Please,sir.”
Iclosemyeyes,hersweetvoicesoseductivethatit’shardnottogiveittoher.
“Convincemethatyouwantit.”
“Ineedit,”shemurmurs,hereyesheatingup.“Ineedtosuckyourcock.”
Irubthetipagainsthercheek.Sheturnsherhead,tryingtotakeitintohermouth,butIpullaway
beforeshecan.
“Howmuchdoyouneedit?”
“Morethananythingintheworld.”Shelicksherlips.“Ineeditmorethananythingever.”
Myhandcaressesherjaw,andthenI’mforcinghermouthopenasIshovetheentirelengthinside.
ShegaspsandgagsalittleasIenterherthroat.Herhandsareboundbehindherbackwithhandcuffs,
soshehasnocontrolinthissituation.Therearetearsinhereyesfromthesuddennessofmyentry.
Myhandsslideintoherhair.She’sobedientlysuckingmeintohermouth.IwatcheachtimeasI
thrust and retreat, thrust and retreat. My balls draw up and I feel the tingle in my spine that means
thatI’mreadytoshoot.
Oneofmyhandsslidestothebackofherneck,holdingherrightwhereIwantherasIgruntand
unloadmyseedintoherwet,warmmouth.
“Swallow,”Itellher.“Takeitall.”
I watch her throat work as she tries to swallow all of it, but it’s too much for her. A little white
comeiscomingoutofthecornerofhermouth.
I
OPEN
MY
EYES
, panting a little from the force of my orgasm. I clean up and flush everything down the
toilet.
Shemakesmehardseveraltimesaday.IfIignoreit,myblueballsmakeitclearthatIneedtounload
inher.I’vebarelybeenabletocontrolmyself,andonlythethoughtofcastrationandbetrayingmyfriend
Jackstopmefromactingonmyfantasies.ButIknowthatitwouldruineverything.
One more week, and I’ll have my normal secretary Amanda back. One more week, and temptation
willgobacktoschoolfull-time.I’mabouttogoinsane.
Thisweekcan’tendsoonenough.
T
E M A I L
LIN C O LN
henextafternoon,I’mcominginfromalunchmeetingwhenIseeher.Shehasbigheadphoneson.
They’reconnectedtoherphonewhileshesortsthroughalltheemailthathasaccumulatedinthe
lastday.
“Camilla.”
Sheflushesthesamewayasshepushesherheadphonesoffsothatthey’rearoundherneck.
“HowcanIhelpyou,sir?”
“Ineedyoutogetmeadoubleshotofespressofromthecafénextdoorassoonaspossible.”Ineed
thecaffeine.I’dliketobedrinkingsomewhiskey,butit’salittleearlyinthedayforthat.Plusalcohol
loweringmyinhibitionsisaterribleideawhenallIwanttodoisbendmybestfriend’sdaughterovermy
deskandfuckheruntilshe’sscreamingmynamesothatthewholeofficecanhearherandknowthatshe’s
mine.
Badidea.
“Sure,sir.”
“Andyoucangrabsomethingforyourself.Putitonthecompanyaccount.”
“Right away.” She stands up, tugging her skirt down. Her breasts jiggle just a little bit. God,
everythingshedoesentrancesme.Shemakesmethinklikeahornyteenager.I’msurprisedthatthereisn’t
drooldrippingoffmychin.
Shehasitall:beauty,brains,efficiency,andasenseofhumor.Ifsheweretwodecadesolder,we’dbe
marriedalready.
Shewalkstowardstheelevator.I’madmiringhersmooth,sexywalkbeforeIshakemyheadandturn
around.I’mabouttoheadintomyofficewhenIseetheemailthat’sonherscreen.
Thesubjectlinesays“Today’sLincolnFantasy”.
IknowthatI’msnoopingintoaprivatefile,butcomeon.Mynameisthere.Surelythatgivesmeafree
pass.
Ilookaroundtheoffice.Nobodyispayingattention.Thesalesteamthatisnormallyonthisflooris
out at some corporate retreat, setting sales goals for the next quarter. The people who are here aren’t
lookingatme.
Isitdownatherdeskandreadtherestofit.
O
H
MY
GOD
,Kelly,Ican’tstopthinkingabouthim.Iwanthisperfectmouthonmine.Iwanthimtopin
meagainstthewallandholdmeinplaceuntilIbeghimtostopbecauseIcan’ttakeanymore.And
thenIwanthimtokeepgoinganyway.
Ican’thandleworkinghereanymore,Kels.It’sgoingtobehellthisweek.It’sonlyTuesday,soI
havethreemoredaystogo.
I’m so wet that I think that I’ve soaked through my panties and onto my skirt. Just smelling his
scentmakesmewet.Hedoesn’tevenhavetobehere.
IcannevertellhimthatIwanthimtoshovemeface-downonhisdesk,tiemyhandswithhistie,
andfuckmeuntilmymindexplodesintoathousandpieces.He’lltellmydadthatIwasinappropriate
atwork,andthenI’llgetyelledat.Idon’twanttobecutoff.
M
Y
EYEBROWS
ARE
RAISED
.Shewasafraidofmetellingherdadhowshefelt?Notachanceinhell,notifI
wantedtokeepmyballs.He’dshowupatmyofficewithashotguninaheartbeat.
Shefeltthesameway.Mymindranthroughthepossibilities.
Sheshouldn’tworryaboutbeingcutoff.Icanprovideforheraseasilyasherfathercan.Better,even,
sinceI’dnevermakeherworkjustforthesakeofworking.
MaybeIshouldplanasurpriseforwhenshecomesbackwithmycoffee.
T
C O F F E E
C A MILLA
hecoffeeisalmosttoohottohandle.Iknowthatthecup’smaterialissupposedtoinsulateit,but
it’s almost hot enough to scorch my hand. I was in such a hurry to get back that I forgot to get
coffeecollars.Idon’twanttogobackandgetsome.IhopeLincolndoesn’tyellatmeforforgetting.
No, that’s dumb. He doesn’t yell at me for stupid stuff. He’s demanding and expects perfection, but
he’dneveryellatmeforforgettingacoffeecollarforhiscup.He’sprettyfair.
He comes down like the wrath of God when he’s provoked, though. One of the financial analysts
forgottosendhimasalesreportbeforeameetingonce,andIlistenedwhenherippedtheanalystanew
one.
I’dbeensoturnedonthatafterIlistenedtothefuryinhisvoice,I’dgonetothebathroomandtaken
careofmyself.Heneverletpeopleforgetwhowasincharge.
IamquicklyforgettinghowhotthecoffeeI’mholdingis.Ihittheelevatorbuttonforthetopfloorwith
myelbow.Threemoredaysofworkingashisassistant,andthenallofthiswillbeover.
It’llbearelief,butI’malsoafraidthatI’llregretnotmakingamoveonhimwhenIhadthechance.
He probably sees me as nothing more than a little girl, but I’ve had a crush on him forever. My dad
snores,buthedoesn’t.Iknow,sinceI’vesleptsoclosetohiminthemountainstimeandtimeagain.
Myhandstightenalittleonthecoffeecups,butthentheheatmakesmeloosenmygrip.
Threemoredays.
WhenIgetbacktoourcorneroftheoffice,Iseethathisdoorisopen.Iwalkintohisofficeandsee
himstaringathiscomputerscreen.
“I brought your coffee, sir.” I never called him sir before I came to work for him, but it seems
respectful.Polite.Itcreatesagoodemployee-bossrelationship.
“Camilla,stayinhereforamoment,please.”It’snotaquestion.Iputbothcoffeecupsdownonhis
desk.
“Thegrandeoneisforyou.”Ionlyhaveadecaftalllatte,becauseit’safternoonandI’llbeupuntil
midnightifIdrinkcaffeinatedanythingrightnow.
“Couldyouclosethedoor?”
Myheartjumpsatarequestsoclosetoyesterday’sfantasy,butI’mbeingdumb.He’sjustaskingmeto
closeadoor,nottogetnakedandsweatywithhim.Icursemybrainforgivingmeafull-colorvisualof
whatthatwouldbelike,mysoftbodybeneathhishardone.We’vegoneswimminginlakes.Iknowthat
hehastight,hardmusclesandwashboardabs.Hedefinitelydoesn’tlooklikeyouraveragepencilpusher.
“Surething.”
Istandupandclosethedoor.Ihearthesmallthud.
“Andlockit.”
MyheartstartsbeatingsofastandhardthatIcanhearitinmyears.
“Lockit?”Iturntohimwithalittlepanicinmyeyes.Ihavenoideawhat’sgoingon.
“Lockit,”herepeats.Iknowthathe’swaitingformetodoit.Withanaudiblegulp,Iturnthelock.
W
R E A D I N G
LIN C O LN
henshespinsaround,hernipplesarehard,pokingout.
“Comeoverhere.”Thecoffeecupsaresittingononecornerofmydesk.Shesitsdowninthe
chairinfrontofmydesk.
“Whatdoyouneed,sir?”ShelookslikeI’mgoingtopulloutanironmaidenorsomething.
“Iwanttotalktoyouaboutyouremails.”
“Whatemails?”Icanseeherpulsepickupinherthroat.
“Theonesthatyou’vebeensendingtoyourbestfriend,Kelly.”
Herfacegetsalittlepaler.“Ican’t…youhaven’t…didyoureadthem?”
“Idid.”
Ifpossible,shegrowsevenmorepale.
“Icanexplain.”
Imotionforhertocontinue.Herhandgoestotwirlacurlaroundherfinger.
“Ijust…Ican’t…”
Istandupandputafingeronherlips.
“Ireadallofthem.”
Insteadofgoingpale,herfaceflushes.Ismileslowly,eventhoughIknowshe’sdeeplyembarrassed.I
sitbackinmychair.
“Areyougoingtotellmydad?”shesqueaks.“Please,pleasedon’t.”
“Hush,sweetheart.That’snotwhatIhadinmind.”
“ThenwhyamIhere?”Sheturnstolookatthelockeddoor.“Andwhyisthedoorlocked?”
“Doyouknowhowstringentthesexualharassmentpoliciesarehere?”
“No.”Sheturnsbacktolookatme.
“They’reverystrict.Imadethemmyself.Mymotherwassexuallyharassedbyherbossfordecades,
andIsworethatitwouldneverhappeninanycompanythatIwastheheadof.Notonmywatch.”
Shenods.“Protectingwomen.Igetit.”
“Andthat’sthereasonwhywecan’tactonyourlittlefantasies.LiketheonewhereIpinyouagainst
thewallandmakeyoucomeevenwhenyoutellmetostop.”
“Youreadthat?!”shesqueaks.“Ihaven’tevensentthatoneyet.”
“Ireadthemall,theonesyousentandtheonesthataredrafts.They’reallonyourcorporateemail,so
you have no reasonable expectation of privacy. You’re very imaginative, Camilla.” My tongue caresses
hername.
“What’sgoingtohappennow?”
“Ithoughtyou’dneverask.”Istoodup.“Iwantyoutotakeoffyourskirt.”
“ButI…butyoujustsaid…sexualharassmentpolicies…”
“Now,Camilla.”
Shestandsupandreachesbehindhertounzipherskirt.Thepositionispushingherbreastsout,and
they didn’t need it. Her young breasts are firm, full, and perky, the sort of thing that you find in a
centerfold. Her buttons are straining to contain her breasts, and I can see some hints of smooth, golden
brownskin.
She’s wearing a tiny black lace thong that barely covers anything. She’s standing there, her face
flushed,uncertainofwhat’sgoingtohappennext.Herskirtisontheground.
“Ican’ttouchyou,Camilla.Ican’tdoitwhileyou’reonthepayroll.”
“Thenwhyismyskirtoff?”Sheblinksatme,ahintoffearinherbrowneyes.
“Becauseyou’regoingtotouchyourself,Camilla.”
Shegaspsalittle,hereyesgettingbig.“ButI…I’venever…”
“You’venevermasturbatedinfrontofanyoneelsebefore?”
Shenods.
“Howoldareyou?”
“Nineteen,”shewhispers.
Nineteen.Soyoung.Ihavenobusinessdoingthiswithagirlthatyoung.
Butthere’sadevilinsidemethatsays,“Putyourhandinthefrontofyourpanties.”
Iwatchasherhandsettlesonthefrontofthesweetjunctionofherthighs.
“Nowrubyourclituntilyoucome.”
“Standing?”
Imotiontothecouchinmyoffice.
“Layingdown.Spreadyourlegs.”
Shewalksovertothecouch,herhandstilltrappedinherthong,andshelaysdown.Herlegsarefar
apartnow,andIblessherregularyogapractice.
“Likethis?”
Thethongisannoyingme,obstructingmyviewofherpussy.
“Takeyourthongoff.”
Shetakesherhandoutandpullsoffherthong.
“Andyourshirt.”
She unbuttons each button slowly. Her hands are shaking. Arousal, excitement, and a hint of fear, I
think. Anybody could come up to my door and find it locked. It wouldn’t take a genius to realize that
Camillawasinsidemyofficewithme.
Her generous breasts are filling up a black lace push-up bra. God, I want to take those luscious
moundsintomymouth.Iclenchmyfists.
Threemoredays.ThenIcanhavehereverywaythatIwant.
“Pleasureyourself,”Iorder.“IwanttoseeyoucomeonmycouchwhileIreadoneofyouremailsto
you.”
Her eyes meet mine as her hand goes between her legs again. Soon, she’s rubbing herself back and
forth, back and forth. I have to unzip myself before my pants strangle my erection. I’m slowly stroking
myselftothesightofherspreadoutonmycouch.
Thesmellofherarousalfillstheair.Icanfeelmyselfreleasealittlepre-come.
I
CAN
’
T
BELIEVE
thesuithewaswearingtoday.He’salwayshot,Kels,buttodayhewasagod.
Ithinkthatawomanmusthavehand-madethatsuitforhim,becauseitloveshim.Everythingthat
hewearsfitswell,butthissuitlooksevenbetterthantheothers.
Hisredpowertieisgivingmeideas.Iwanthimtocallmeintohisofficeandthenshovemedown
on his couch, forcing my legs apart and tying my hands above my head. I want him to dry hump me
until we’re both ready. Then he’ll tear my skirt and thong off before going down on me. Once I’ve
come,he’llridemeuntilneitherofuscanmove.
I
CAN
HEAR
hermoanalittle.
“Keepgoing,”Iencourageher.
Idon’tthinkthatsheneedsencouragement.Hereyesareclosed.She’spantingfastnow.Icanseeher
breastsmovewitheachquickintakeofbreath.
“Mmm,” she moans quietly. Her legs are shaking. Her mouth is open. Her back is arching as she
shakesalloverfromherorgasminfrontofme.
Thenit’sover.Mycockisstillhard,butItuckitbackintomypants.Thistimeisforher,notforme.
“Beautiful,”Isay,andsheopenshereyestostarerightatme.Shelooksatherjuice-coveredhandlike
itbelongstoastrangerandblusheshard.
“Idon’tknow…whatjusthappened.”
“Doyouwantmetorecapforyou?Indetail?”
She’ssittinguponmycouchnow.“No!”Shegoestogettheskirtfromwhereshedroppeditearlier.I
enjoythesightofherbentover,herassperfectlydisplayedforme.Shepullsituparoundherhips.She
searchesforherthong,butIsay,“Leaveit.”
“Leavewhat?”
“Yourthong.IwanttosmellitwhileIwaitforyou.”
She’sspeechless,hermouthopeningandclosingwithoutawordcomingout.
“We’redonehere,”Isay,beforeshecanrecover.“Andyoucangohomenow.I’llseeyoutomorrow.”
Shenevertookoffhershoes.Ihearthemclickasshegoestothedoor,unlocksit,andheadsbackto
herdesk.Idon’tknowiftheotherpeopleouttherewillsmellherarousalonher.I’mtornwhetherIwant
themtoornot.Ononehand,I’mskatingclosetotheedgeofasexualharassmentlawsuit.Ontheother,I
wantthemtoknowthatI’vebeenpleasuringher.
Ilookatthetwocupsofcoffeeonmydesk.Idrinkthegrandeone,eventhoughit’sgonealittlecold.I
drinkasipofhers,too,sothatI’llknowherdrinkorder.
It tastes foul. Decaf. I dump it out in my sink. Well, if that’s what she wants, that’s what she’ll get.
Whatevershewants.
I
L A S T D A Y
C A MILLA
THREEDAYSLATER
t’sFriday,mylastdayofwork.I’mabouttogobacktoschoolnow.
Lincoln has been nothing but professional after that time in his office. I almost think that I
imaginedit.Ihaven’teventoldKellyaboutit,andshe’salreadyaskedmewhyIstoppedsendinghermy
fantasies via email when we’re both at work. I don’t want to tell her about it. It seems like a secret,
perfectdream.Evenifthewholethingwasafigmentofmyimagination,I’mgoingtoholditinmyheart
untiltheendoftime.
Thelookinhiseyeswhenhewatchedme.Thewarmthofhisvoicewhenhereadmyemailtome.The
soundofhishandgoingupanddownhishardcock.Allthosethingswereincredible.
My phone buzzes, telling me that the alarm that I set for five o’clock is on. Half the people in the
officetelecommuteonFridays,andtheotherhalfareoutearly.It’stheweekendnow.LincolnandIarethe
onlyonesstillintheoffice.
Lincolnisinhisoffice,soIknockonthedoor.
“Link?” I open the door and walk into his office. I can see big stacks of paper on his desk. He’s
overseeingsomeacquisitionofatechcompanythathasanappthatwe’dliketohave.
“Yeah?”
“I’mout.Thanksforgivingmeajob.I’llseeyouwhenyoucomeoverfordinner.”
“Comehereandclosethedoor.”
Helookslikealionwhohasn’tbeenfedinmonths.Ikindoffeellikerunningaway,butmytraitorous
nipplesaregettinghard,rememberingwhatitwasliketostretchoutonhiscouch.
“Idon’tknowifthat’sagoodidea.”
“Youdon’tworkformeanymore.Ithinkthatit’sagreatidea.Butit’syourchoice.”
IlookattheopendoorandthenatLincoln.
AndthenIcloseit.
Hissmileisbright.
“That’swhatIhopedyou’dchoose.”He’suntyinghistienow.
“Iworetheredonetoday.Iknowyoulikeit.”
Icanfeelmybreathingpickupalittle.
“Areyougoingto…”
“Playoutoneofyourfantasies?Youbet.”
Hecomestowardsmeandcrowdsmeagainstthewall.
“Handsupaboveyourhead.”
Staring into his eyes, I can see the blackness expand as I put my hands above my head. Then he’s
brisklytyingthemtogether.
Thenhishardbodyispushingmeagainstthewall.Icanfeelmyselfgettingwet.Hisharderectionis
diggingintomystomach.
“Isthisasgoodasyouimagined?”
Ishiver.“Better.”
I’mwearingpantstoday.Hishandsareonmypant’sbutton,andthenhe’sunzippingthemandpulling
mypantsandthongdownaroundmyankles.Hepullsoffoneshoecarefully,andthenhe’spullingoffthe
other.Mypantsandthongareontheground.
“Kneel.”
Ikneelinfrontofhim.I’veneversuckedanybodyoffbefore,butI’mgladthatit’shim.
Myhandsmightbetiedtogether,butIcanstillusethem.I’velearnedenoughfromKellytoknowthatI
needtoputafistaroundwhateverIcan’tfitinsideofmymouth.
Ileanitbuthebacksaway.
“Youhavetowantit.”
I lean forward, grab his cock, tug it, and then put it into my mouth. I hum a little around it, which
makeshimgasp.Icanfeelhimshootalittlepre-comeintomymouth,whichIswallow.
ThenI’mstrokinghiscock,usingthesmoothsilkofhistie,andfondlinghisballsashethrustsback
andforthinsideofmymouth.
“Uh.Ah.”
Asaltystreamofseedisspillinginsideofmymouth.Iswallowitup,maintainingeyecontactwith
himasheunloadsinsideofmymouth.
Then it’s over. He pulls his cock out of my mouth. I know that it’s softening, but my mouth feels so
emptynow.
“You’regoingtobendovermydesknow.”
Ilookathisdesk,stillcoveredinstacksofpaper.
“Butwhatabouttheacquisition?”
Heshoveseverythingoffofhisdesk.Thepapersspillontothefloor,coveringthecarpetwithpapers
thatarerapidlygettingmixedwitheachother.They’reoutoforder.
“Idon’tgiveafuckabouttheacquisition.You.Desk.Now.Oryou’regoingtogetaspankingthatyou
won’tforget.”
Irushtohisdeskandbendover.
“Good girl,” he praises. I’m still wearing a shirt and bra. His desk is cold against my cheek. I’m
breathing,waitingforhimtotouchme.
Thenahandisbetweenmythighs.Ijumpwhenhefinallytouchesmethere,rightthere.
“Responsivelittlething,aren’tyou?”
Athickfingerpushesitswayinsideofme.Thenhestops.
“You’reavirgin.”
I’maswetasafountain.
“Yes.”Mywhisperisveryquietinthisoffice.
Hisfingerpullsoutofme.“OhGod,thisisamistake.”
I cringe when I hear him call finger-fucking me a mistake. I can feel tears threaten, so I go to the
cornerwheremyclothesare.Iputonmyskirt,notbotheringwithmythong.Anotherfewsecondsandmy
shoesareon.
“Camilla.Lookatme.”Istareatthegroundandtrynottoletthetearsfall.
Thenhishandisonmychinandhe’sforcingmetolookupathim.
Ican’tstopthetearsfromfallinganymore.
“Camilla,baby.”Heholdsmecloseandrestshischinonthetopofmyhead.“Yourfirsttimebelongs
tosomeoneyoulove,notyourdirtyboss.Notyourdad’sbestfriend,who,bytheway,willslaughterme
ifheeverhearsthatItouchedhisbabydaughter.”
Istiffeninhisarmsandpullaway.“I’mnotalittlegirlanymore.”
Heputsafingerinhismouth,keepingeyecontactwithme.Hesucksitthenpullsitoutwithapop.
“Iknow.”Hesighs.“ButIcan’ttakeyourvirginity.”
Tearsofrageandsexualfrustrationarerunningdownmycheeksnow.
“Well,it’smoot,”Isay,notbotheringtowipethemaway.“Becauseit’smylastdayofworkanyway.”
I
B A R B A R I A N
LIN C O LN
watchCamillawalkout,thonginherhand,asadslownesstoherwalk,andIfeellikeatotalpiece
ofshit.Inevershouldhavetouchedher,andIdefinitelyshouldn’thavegottenwithinawhisperof
takinghervirginity.ForGod’ssake,Irememberthedayshewasborn.IrememberhersellingmeSamoas
whenshewasaBrownie.Irememberhowproudherfatherwaswhenshegraduatedfromhighschool.
I’dbetrayedhim.Smellingherscentonmyhand,though,maybemadeitworthit.Ilickuptherestof
it.
Ifelthermeltingonmelikewarmhoney.Iknewshewantedit.AndI’dstillsentheraway.
Imustbeafool.Anhonorableone.
I wash my hands, then I’m pulling out my phone. So many contacts. There’s a blonde who doesn’t
expectanythingbesidesadinnerandagoodtime.Abrunettewholovestoarguewithmeandthenhate
fuck me because she says that I’m a corporate pig who needs to be taught a lesson. She normally
“teaches”byrippingmyclothes.Ared-headwholovestossingsalad.
AndallofthempaleincomparisontowhatIjusthadwithCamilla,andwehaven’tevenfuckedyet.
I’mamess.
I’mstillhard.Mydickisabouttopokeaholeinmypants,soIshuffleintomybathroomandclosethe
door.
Inmyimagination,shehasn’tleft.
T
HERE
SHE
IS
, bent over on my desk. My finger touches her hymen. I don’t say anything, just silently
thankGodthatshe’sgivingmethispreciousgift.
Ikneelbehindher,pullingherthighsapartuntilIcanlickupallherhoney.Sheshiversinfrontof
measIburymyfaceinsideofher,butjustnotdeepenough.Theangleagainstthedeskispushingher
clitagainstthehardedge,andshe’smoaninginfrontofme.Herlegsareshakingbecauseshe’sabout
tocome.
Ithrusttwofingersinsideofhersmallopeningandshe’sshoutingasIpressagainstthatperfect
spotonthefrontwallthatmakeshergowild.Hercomeisonmyhand,fillingtheairwiththescentof
sex.
She’sshakingonmydeskwhenIstandup,mycockreadytogoevenaftershesuckedmeoff.
Iteaseherentrancewiththetip.Shepushesherhipsback,butIstepback.
“Icontrolthepacehere,”Iwarn.“Notyou.Againstthedesk.”
She settles down against the desk. To punish her, I don’t penetrate her with my cock. Instead, a
fingergatherssomeofthemoisturethat’sspreadingtoherthighsandcirclesaroundherbackdoor.
“Doyouwantmetotakeyouranalvirginity,too?”
“Yes.”Thewhisperisalmosttooquiettohear.God,she’ssodirty.Adirtyvirgin.Iloveit.
“I’llhavetoprepareyoufirst,makesurethatIdon’thurtyou.”
“Itrustyou.”Herbodyisonmydesk.Herhandsaretied.Shehasnopowerinthisposition.
Isinkmycockintoherslowly,oneinchatatime.Icanfeelhermusclesalreadyflutteringaround
me.
“Youlikethis?”
Hercrymeansthatshe’sbeyondwords,butthequickclenchingofhermusclesaroundmydicksay
thatshe’llcomesoon.
“Come,”Icommand.“Now.”
Withascream,she’sclenchingmycocktighterthanafist.Ican’tshootwhenshe’sthistight.Ican
seethatherlegmusclesareclenchedup.ShearchesupandIpullherhairsothatherbackcurveslike
aC.
She’spantinghardbeneathme.Iputahandonherthroat,nottochokeher,though.I’mjustfeel
herpulseandeachbreathasshefinishesherorgasm.
ThenmyhandslidestothebaseofherneckandI’mcontrollinghermotionasIslammycockinto
hersmallbody.She’sstillgaspinginfrontofme,butI’mabarbarian.I’mnotpolite,notgentle.I’m
invadingher,claimingherasmyown.
I’mnotwearingacondom.TherealizationsparksmyorgasmasIfillherwithmyseed.Iimagine
whathersmallbodywouldlooklikewithababybump,whatshewouldlooklikewithmybabyinside
ofher.
Iampouringjetafterjetofseedintoherbody,toomuchforittohold.It’salreadyleakingoutonto
herthighs.
I
CLEAN
MYSELF
UP
AGAIN
.Damn.Sendingherawaylikeagentlemanmighthavebeentherightthingtodo,
butIcouldn’thaveadatewithanyonebutmyhand.WhenIthinkaboutotherwomen,mydickshrivelsup.
ItisCamillaornooneatall.
W
S T R A W B E R R Y B U B B L E B A T H
C A MILLA
henIgethome,mydadisn’tthere.Mymomdiedwhenshehadme,soitisjustthetwoofusanda
part-timehousekeeperwhothankfullyisn’tworkingtoday.
Iruntomyroomandgotomybathtub.Ineedtowashawayhishandsonmyskin.
Ifillupmytubanddumpinsomestrawberrybubblebath.ThenIstepin.Thesmellisalreadymaking
mehappier.
Istarttowashmyselfoff,rubbinghisscentoffofme,buttouchingmyslickskinremindsmeofhim.
MyeyescloseasIthinkupyetanotherfantasy.
“S
HOW
ME
YOUR
TITS
,”hegrowls.
Iquicklytakeoffmyshirtandbra,dumpingthemonthefloornexttothecouch.I’msprawledout,
legswide,justlikehelikes.Mythongisinhishand.He’ssniffingit.
Then he’s on his feet, coming over to straddle my body on his couch. It’s a tight fit, but he’s
managingit.Hiscockisoutofhispants,buthe’sstillmostlyclothed.
Hehaspre-comedrippingoutofit,andhishandisspreadingitalloverhimselfbeforeheputshis
dickinthecenterofmychest.
“Pushyourtitstogether.”
Myhandsareontheoutsideofmybreasts,pushingthemtogether,creatingasofttunnel.
Hiseyesareclosedashestartstopumphisdickthroughmybreasts.Hismouthishangingopen.
His dick comes very close to my mouth every time he thrusts forward. He’s thrusting in a steady
rhythm.I’mwatchinghisdickcomeclosetomymoutheveryothersecond.
SoIstickoutmytongueandlickhimonanupstroke.
Heroarsasheshootshiscomeonmyface,onmytits,onmyneck,everywhere.
Whenhe’sdone,hekissesmegently.
“You’resoperfectforme,Camilla.Iloveyou.”
I’
M
CRYING
NOW
.Thebathwaterisgettingcold.Ismelllikestrawberriesandregret.I’msadthatIwant
someone who won’t take my virginity. I don’t think I mean much to him. Kelly lost hers to a boyfriend
when she was sixteen, but I’ve held onto mine. It’s always been a fantasy of mine that I’d lose it to
Lincoln.
Stupidgirl.
Hedoesn’tcareaboutme.Hewantsmetofindsomeonewholovesme,whichmeansthathedefinitely
doesn’t.Theonlytimehe’llevertellmethathelovesmeisinmydaydreams.
My tears are dripping down my cheeks and into the bath water. I pull the plug out of the drain and
watchthesudsslidedownthedrain,justlikeallmyhopesanddreams.
“
I
C A M P I N G
C A MILLA
ONEYEARAGO
’mgoing to scout that unmarked trail that the volunteers told us about. I’ll be back in three
hours. You two make dinner, okay?” My dad likes alone time, so it’s not a surprise that he’s
disappearingforalittlewhile.Helikestoleavemebymyselfforawhileontheweekends.
Butthistime,I’mnotalone.
“Sure,”Lincolntellshimcheerfully.“We’llmakedinnerbeforeyougetback.”
“Areyousureit’ssafe?Imean,theyjustcutit.Notalotofpeoplehaveuseditlately.”
“It’sfine,”mydadsays.“JustgrillsometroutandI’llbebackbeforeyouknowit.Westillhave
somesweetpotatoesleft.I’llbebackbeforedark.”
Hewalksintotheforest.Icanseehisbackpackgetsmallerandsmallerashegoesdeeperintothe
forest,andthenheturnsandthetreeshidehim.Icanstillhearhimwalking,butthesoundisfading.
AndnowI’malonewithhisbestfriend,alsoknownasmylifelongcrush.WhenIwasfive,Itold
everyoneatmybirthdaypartythatmybirthdaywishwastomarryLincoln,whichmadeeveryonethere
hysterical. Except for his mean fiancée, Marcia. She gave me the stink eye and spent the rest of my
birthdaypartydrinkingalotofwine.Sheonlylastedforaweekafterthat,though.Linkhadn’tever
saidmuchaboutit,otherthanthatshewastotallypsycho.
“I’llgrillthetroutifyoutakecareofthesweetpotatoes.”
“Deal.”
I bend over to hunt through our supplies. It takes me a minute to finally find the bag of sweet
potatoes,whichisalotsmallerthanIthoughtitwouldbe.There’sarollofaluminumfoilnexttoit.
WhenIturnaroundwiththebagofsweetpotatoesandfoilinmyhands,IcanseeLincolnstaringat
me.
“Areyouokay?”
“Yeah.”Heswallows.“Ineedtogetthesaltandpepperfromoursupplies.”
Hekneelsdowntograbtheseasoningforthefish.It’ssimple,butmydadtoldmethatheprefers
freshlycaughtmountaintrouttoanymealfromafancyrestaurant.
That’swhywe’reouthere.It’ssupposedtobemyeighteenthbirthdaycelebration,butreallyit’san
excuseformydadtorunawayfromhislifeasacorporatebigshotandgofishinginthewoods.He’s
constantlysurroundedbypeopleatwork,sohelovestohearthesoundsofnaturewhennobody’snear
him.
Weworkinsilenceforamoment,sidebysidenexttothesmallcampfire.I’mwrappingthesweet
potatoes completely in foil so I can put them at the edges of the campfire. Technically, the sweet
potatoesaresupposedtocookintheashes,butmydadhasneverbeenpatientenoughtowaittodo
themseparately.
“Ithinkthatit’sokaynow.”Lincolnstandsup.Thefishareonaspit,roastingabovethefire.The
smellofcookingfishandburningwoodfillsthelittleclearingwherewehaveourtents.
“Now we wait.” The campfire isn’t that big or that hot, so it’ll slowly cook everything. I tuck a
strandofhairbehindmyear.
“Whatdoyouwanttodowhilewewait?Playcards?”LincolnlooksatmelikeI’mthelittlegirlhe
taughttoplayGoFish.
“I’m going to take a nap.” I smile at him and go into my tent. I open my jeans. I can’t make a
sound,butbeingsoclosetomycrushiskillingme.Idon’treallydate.Nohighschoolboycouldever
comparetoLincoln.
Hisscentmingledwiththesmellofourcampfireturnedmeon.Tobehonest,hisscentwouldturn
meonwithoutthefire.
Iputmyhandonmymostsensitivespotandclosedmyeyes.
“O
N
YOUR
HANDS
AND
KNEES
.”
Ihesitate.
“I’mnotgoingtoaskyoutwice.”Hisvoiceissoft,butthetonedoesn’tleaveroomforresistance.
I bend over the log that we pulled next to the campfire. I can feel the hard wood under my soft
stomach.Myhandsareinthedirt.
I can feel his hands under me, unbuttoning my pants, unzipping them, and pulling them and my
underweardown.Thewindtouchesmebetweenmythighs,agentlecaressthatmakesmealittlecold.I
shiver.
Hishugehandsettlesononesoftasscheek.
“I’ve been watching this ass swing while we’ve been hiking all day.” Without warning, his hand
comesdowntostrikeme.
Icryout,startledandinalittlepain.Thepainmingleswithpleasureashesoftlystrokesmewhere
hejusthitme.
“Youlikethat.”Afingeristestingme,pushinginsideofme.I’msoakingwet.
Thenhe’sslidingmywetnessuptotraveltomybackdoor.
“Oh!Pleasedon’t!”Iyelp.“Don’ttouchmethere.”
“I’mnotgoingtohurtyou,”hesays,hisvoicelikeblackmagic.“Relax,baby.”
“Okay.”
Itakeadeepbreathandrelaxashisfingerexploresmybackhole.Thenhe’spushingthetipofone
fingerinsideofme.Idon’tknowifIlikeit.ImoanashestimulatesplacesinsideofmethatIdidn’t
evenknowexisted.
A climax hits me like a semi-truck going 20 over the speed limit. No warning, but my body is
soaringfromtheimpact.
I
OPEN
myeyesandhopeIdidn’tmaketoomuchnoisewhileItouchedmyself.Ihuntformymakeup
removerwipestocleanoffmyhand,whichsmellslikemenow.Iballupthewipeandshoveitintomy
trashbag.IhopemydadneverknowswhatIdid.IfheeverknewthatIfantasizedabouthisbestfriend
puttingafingerupmyass,he’dprobablycheckmeintoaninsaneasylumorsomething.
C
C O L D W A T E R
LIN C O LN
amillaisinhertenttakinganapwhileherdadisout,whichmeansthatIhaveararemomentto
myself. I take a look at the food that’s cooking. If it turns into a raging bonfire, Camilla will
notice.Orshe’llbeasleepandallofourgearwillgoupinsmoke.
It’sprettysmall,though,andwesheltereditfromthewind.Idon’twaverwhenIpoursomewater
onit.Thefishisdoneanyway,andthesweetpotatoeswillbefineintheashes.
IhadgottenhardwatchingCamillabendover,andmyerectionhadn’tgoneaway.I’mluckythat
herdaddidn’tcomeback,becauseheprobablywould’veslaughteredmeandleftmybodyforthebears
if he understood how I felt about his daughter. A daughter who was growing more beautiful and
womanlybytheday.IfIdidn’twanttospontaneouslycombust,I’dneedtotakecareofsomethings.
There is a mountain stream just two minutes from camp. If Camilla needs me, I am within
screamingdistance.
WhenI’mrightnexttothestream,Istrip.Itisn’tdeep,butitiscold.Icemeltisneverthatnice.I
trytopouricewaterovermydick,butitrefusestogodown.LookslikeIhaveadatewithmyhand.
I
T
’
S
PAST
MIDNIGHT
,andmybuddyissleepingoffalltheJackthatwedrank.I’mwideawake,andthe
alcoholhaswipedawaymyscruples.He’ssnoringawayinourtent,soIunziptheopeningandgoout
to Camilla’s tent. I unzip it as quietly as I can. I can see just a little slow, steady movement in the
scantymoonlightthattellsmethatshe’sbreathingdeeply,sleepinglikeanangel.
Ilaydownontopofhersleepingbag.Iputahandoverhermouthandleanin.Iwhisperinher
ear.“Camilla,wakeup.”
Hereyesarebarelyopen.She’ssayingsomethingmuffledbymyhand.
“Camilla, you have to be quiet.” I thrust my erection at her. Even through the sleeping bag, she
canfeelit.Shestills.
“Camilla,I’mgoingtoletgo.Ifyoudon’twantthis,tellmenow.Otherwise,stayquiet.”
Itakemyhandaway.AllIcanhearisthehootingofanowl.Herbreathsarecomingfasterand
faster.
Ihavemyanswer.Ipullaparthersleepingbag,yankingdownherpajamapantsandunderwear.I
pullherlegsovermyshoulderssoIcanpiledriveher.Ifwehadprivacy,I’dtakemytime.Herfather,
mybestfriend,issleepingonlyfeetaway.Tentwallsaren’tmuchofabarrier.
Onehandgoesbetweenherlegs.She’swetenoughformetotakerightnow,butIrubherforafew
minutesanyway.Icantellfromherheavybreathingthatshe’stryingveryhardnottomakeanynoise.
Neitherofuswantstogetbusted.
I stop rubbing her and guide my dick inside of her tight pussy. She’s incredibly warm on a cool
nightlikethis.IfeellikeI’msinkingintoasauna.
Ihearherpantingveryquietly.Ithrustalltheway,andIhearamuffledgasp.ThenIcan’thold
myselfbackanylongerandbegintoswingmyhipsasquietlyasIcan,gettingasdeepasIcan.Her
musclesarecontractingaroundme,fluttering,asIholdbackmyowngroanofcompletion.She’sfilled
with my come. I want her to keep it, but I know that there’d be hell to pay if she smelled like me
tomorrowmorning.
Ifumbleinthecornerforthosewetwipesthatshebroughtwithher,theonesthatwe’vebeenusing
towipeourhandsbeforeeating.Icleanherbetweenherthighsbeforewipingmyselfoff.Ithrowthe
wipeintothegarbagebagshekeepsinhertent.
“Don’ttellanyone.”She’sstillhalf-nakedundermeandmydickwantsheragain,butwe’vetaken
enoughrisksfortonight.
Idisengageherlegsfrommyshoulders,thenIleandowntokissher,slowandsoft.Shekissesme
backtimidlyatfirst,thenshepusheshertongueinsideofmymouth.
Andshe’snotaninnocentlittlegirlanymore.Yeah,she’seighteen,butshe’sawoman.
W
HEN
I
OPEN
MY
EYES
, I’m standing in a cold mountain stream that’s carried away my come. I shake
myselfoffandputonmyclothes,eventhoughI’mstillalittlewet.Iwalkbacktocamp.
It’s so damned inconvenient to want my best friend’s little girl. Maybe it’s just the prolonged
exposure,havingtobeinclosequartersallthetime.Iwonderifanyofthewomeninmylittleblack
bookwouldmindbeingcalledCamillawhilewefuck.
I
D R E S S H U N T
C A MILLA
NOW
rinseoff,thenIfindmyrattypajamas.They’rereallyoldbutthemostcomfortableclothingthatI
own.They’repink,butsortofagrayishpinkafterallthistime.Ishould’vethrownthemawayyears
ago,buttheymakemefeelsafe.
I tuck myself into bed with my Kindle, arranging my pillows so I’m in a cozy nest. Then I hear the
garagedooropen.Mydadishome.
“Whereareyou,Sunshine?”
Igetoutofbedandgotothemezzanine.“Here,Dad.”
“Haveyoueatenyet?”
“No.I’mnotveryhungry.”
“I thought that we’d celebrate your last day of working. It’ll be good for us to spend time together
beforeyouhavetogobacktoschool.Imadeareservationforsevenatyourfavoriteplace,thatItalian
restaurant.IinvitedLincoln.”
Oh,shit.
Heseesmyface.“Somethingwrong,Sunshine?”
“Nope.”Ishakemyhead.“I’lljustgetchangedandwecanheadout.”
I go into my room and throw open my closet. What’s appropriate for a celebratory dinner with my
fatherandhisbestfriend,theonewhoalmostfuckedmetodaybutstoppedbecauseIamavirgin?
Ihateeverythinginmycloset.TheperiwinklebluedressmakesmelooklikeI’m12.Ihavearoyal
bluedresswithprettyembroidery,butthenecklineistoohigh.It’shard,becauseIneedanecklinelow
enoughtotantalizeLincolnbuthighenoughtopassmydad’sscrutiny.
I have a black dress with white stripes that I discard because they make me look wide. There’s a
dresscoveredinflowersthatmakesmelooklikealittlegirl.
I don’t have anything to wear. I growl at my closet and wonder how angry my dad would be if I
insistedongoingtothemalltobuyanewdressfortonightwhenourreservationissosoon.
Idigdeeperintomycloset.ThenIseeit.
Theperfectdressissittingthere.IboughtitonadarefromKelly.Shesaidthatmyclothesweretoo
boring.
Itsortofremindsmeofaflamencodancer’scostume,butthereisadaringslitupthesidethatreveals
alittlelegwhenIwalked.Tantalizingwithoutactuallyshowinganything.
Ichoosehigh-heeledanklebootsunderthedress.Ineedthree-inchheelsbecausetheskirtissolong.
I put on a very small amount of makeup. My dad knows that I didn’t wear much, so it would look
weird if I showed up looking like a circus clown. I just put a little eyeliner on to emphasize my eyes,
whicheveryonealwaystellsmearebeautiful.Ilookatmysingletubeofredlipstickbutleaveitalone.
It’dbegoneinahalfminutewhenwestartedeatingevenifIdidputiton.
I go downstairs in my ankle boots and pretty dress that looked demure until I walked. My dad is
staringathisphone.
“Ready,Sunshine?”
“Ready,Dad.”
Wewalkintothegarage.IslideintothepassengerseatofhisLexus.Thenwe’reroaringoutintothe
city.
I
U N D E R T H E T A B L E
LIN C O LN
’msitting at our table already when they arrive. He’s wearing the suit he probably wore to work
today.She’swearingastunningdress.
Everything’scovered,butwhenshewalks,Icanseeaflashofleg.Ifindherlegsveryarousing.Fuck,
Ifindeverybitofherarousing.
“Hopeyouhaven’tbeenwaitinglong.”
“Nah,”Isay,takingasipofmywine.Ineedittogetthroughthisdinner.It’dbetooweirdformeto
turnitdown,especiallysinceheknowsthatI’mnotseeinganyonerightnow.
Theysitdownacrossthetablefromme.Camillaisdirectlyinfrontofme.Awaiterbustlesover.
“WhatcanIgetforyou,sir?Miss?”
“Aglassofyourhouseredformeandsomeorangejuiceforher.”
“Rightaway,sir.”
“Sohowwasyourday?Busy?You’regettingyoursecretaryAmandaback,sothat’sgood.”
“Yeah.”Itakeanothersipofwine.“It’sgood.”
I don’t know why, but the restaurant’s lighting is making Camilla’s face even more beautiful than
usual. It is highlighting her smooth cheekbones and full lips. She looks like an ancient queen of a
civilizationlonggone.Shemightbeateenager,butshelookslikeawoman.
“Are you glad to be going back to school, Camilla?” I ask politely. It would be weird if we didn’t
speakatthisdinnerforthethreeofus.
“I’mveryglad.”Shesmileswithjusthermouth.Hereyesareangryandcold,butIdon’tthinkthather
dadhasnoticed.“Can’twaittogetbackintotheswingofcollegelife.”
“Thosewerethedays,huh?”Mybuddynudgesme.“Wildgirls,crazyparties,stayingoutpastdawn.
Can’tkeepupwithallthatanymore.You’renotdrinkingofcourse,Sunshine,right?”
“Iwouldn’ttellyouifIdiddrink,Dad.”Sherollshereyesathim,buthejustlaughs.
“Youshouldkeepsomesecretsfromyouroldman.Justdon’tturnupunmarriedandpregnantonmy
doorsteponedayandI’llbelievethatIraisedyouright.”
Herfaceisgettingalittlepink.“Idon’t…”
“Iknowyou’reagoodkid,Sunshine.I’mjustteasingyou.”Heturnstome.“Iwasblessedwithan
incredible kid. Too bad you don’t have one of your own, you know. I thought that you’d be married by
now,butyou’veenjoyedthebachelorlife.Youcansowyourwildoatswhereveryoulike.”
Atthementionofwildoats,Ifeelagentlebrushagainstmycock.IthinkthatI’mimaginingituntilI
seeCamilla’seyes.They’refieryandangry.
Thetouchcomesagain,firmerthistime.Thelittleminxisslidingherfootupanddownmydick.She’s
tryingtogetmebackforturningherdown.Mycockdoesnotcare.It’srockhardandreadytogo.Ican
alreadyfeelalittlepre-comeoozingoutofthetip.
Itrytowarnhertostopwithmyeyes,butshe’signoringit.
Igrunt.
“Youokay,Link?”
“Thatwasmystomach,”Ilie.“I’mhungry.”
“Food will be here soon enough. What do you think about the weather lately?” He launches into a
monologuethatIcan’tkeeptrackofbecauseI’mbreakingoutinasweat.I’mabouttocomeunderthis
tablefromherlittlefootrubbingupagainstme.Ican’tmovebecauseit’lllookweird.Ican’truntothe
bathroom, because then everyone will see my erection proudly displayed. I grit my teeth and close my
eyesasIfeelmyselfreleaseinmypantslikeateenageboy.
I open my eyes to see victory shining in her eyes. I know that she’s mad, but I didn’t expect her
revengetobeafootjobduringdinnerwithherfather.She’sdiabolical.Ineedtocleanup.Mycockis
softeningnow.
“Excuseme,”Imutter,andherfatherdoesn’tstopforasecond.“I’mgoingtohitthebathroom.”
I
F O L L O W I N G
C A MILLA
justdidsomethingbad,andI’mplanningonfollowingitupwithsomethingworse.
MydadmusthavehadaglassorthreewhileIwaschanging,becausehe’scheerfullytalkingto
twoladieswhoaresittingatthetablenexttoours.Hisvoiceisalittleloud.
“I’mgoingtothebathroom.”
Mydaddoesn’tskipabeat,justgoesrightontalkingabouttheweatherandclimatechange.Idon’t
knowifheevenneedsanaudience.
Igotothebackhallwaywheretherestroomsare.Ipasssomeguywhoisstillzippinguphispants.
Thedoortotheguys’restroomisclosingveryslowly.There’sonlyonestallandnobodyattheurinals.If
Linkisinthere,he’sinthestall.Ihopenoguysneedtousetherestroomforthenexttenminutes,becauseI
goinside,shovethedoorshutdespitesomeresistance,andlockit.
“Link,”Iwhisper.
“Camilla.”Thedoorofthestallswingsopen.Hestickshisheadout.“Getoutofthemen’sbathroom.”
Insteadofobeying,Ipushthestalldooropen.Hehashiserectioninhishand.Hewashidingitbehind
thedoor.
“Areyouclose?”Icanseealittlepearlyliquidatthetip.
Ikneelonthetilefloor,ignoringthefactthatmydressisdefinitelygettingdirty.
“Camilla,youcan’tbeinhere.”
WhenIpullhisdickintomymouth,though,heshutsup.
“Mmm.”Hetastesnice.IsuckhimlikeIhaven’teatenallday.
“Camilla,we’regoingtogetcaught.”
Idon’tdignifythatwitharesponse.I’mplayingwithhisballsnow,suckinghimdeepintomymouth.
Thenhe’sspurtingseedstraightintomymouth.Idrainhimdry,suckingevenwhenIthinkeverything
isgone.
“JesusChrist,Camilla.”
Istandup,wipingmymouthwiththebackofmyhand.
“Don’tsendmeawayagain,”Iwarnhim.“Youwon’tliketheconsequences.”
Suddenly,myfeetarenolongerontheground.Hehasmepinnedupagainstthewall,mylegsaround
hiswaist.
“Don’tthreatenme,Camilla.”Thesmallthreadofmenaceinhisvoiceturnsmeon.
Hehasmepushedupagainstthewall,hishandgoingtotheslitinmyfullskirtandgoingstraightfor
myhoneypot.Hisfingersgodirectlyin.
“Iknewit.Iknewyouwerealreadywetforme.”
AllIcansayisasmallwordlessmoanashecirclesmyclitwithsomeofmywetness.
“You’rereadytogoofflikealittlerocket,aren’tyou?”
Hedoessomethingwithhisfingersthatmakesmyeyesrollbackinmyhead.WhenIcanthinkagain,
heslowlylowersmeuntilI’monmyfeetagain.
“I’m going to give you what you’ve been asking for.” His hand settles on the top curve of my ass.
“Andyou’regoingtolikeit.”
“Whataboutmydad?”
“We’llfigureitout.”Amuscleticksinhisjaw.“He’sgoingtohearaboutitsometime.”
Webothwashourhandsinthesink.Someoneisbangingonthedoor.
“Hey!Ihavetousethetoilet.”
Linkunlocksthedoorandshieldsmefromtheguyoutside,whoistryingtogetagoodlookatme.
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inkandImakeourwaybacktothetable.It’stotallynormalforustogotothebathroomatthesame
time.
“What,didyoutwoguzzleafewgallonsofwateratworkatthesametime?”Mydad’sfaceshows
thathe’sprettydrunk.Theladiesatthetablenexttousaregiggling.
“Somethinglikethat,”Linksayssmoothly.Whileweweregone,theycametoservethesaladcourse.
It’sjustahousesalad,butIfeelalittlehungryaftertheclimaxthatIhadinthebathroom.Istarttoattack
thetomatoesandavocadosontop.I’mnotafanoflettuce—it’sjustcrunchywater—butthedressingis
prettygood,andtherearelittlebaconbitsinthesalad,whichIammorethanhappytoeat.Thesaltiness
remindsmeofthetasteofLink’scome,whichmakesmeblushandlookupathim.
He’sdippingafingerintothelittlecupthatholdsextradressing.Hesucksitoffofafingerthatwas
insideofme.Oureyesarelockedtogether.
“Whatthefuck?”
My dad is looking at the two of us. “What the fuck was that?” He gets to his feet, but he’s a little
unsteady.“Areyouflirtingwithmydaughter,youasshole?”
“Dad,quietdown.Don’tmakeascene.”Ilookaround.Thegigglyladiesaren’tgigglinganymore.
“I’llfuckingmakeasceneifyoucomebackfromthebathroomatthesametimeandhe’ssuckingstuff
offofhisfinger.Iwasn’tbornyesterday.”
Justthen,theguywhowaspoundingonthedooroftherestroomcomesbyourtable.
“There’stheprostitutewhowasfuckingyouinthebathroom.”Hehiccups.He’sclearlyalittledrunk.
“Iseethatyouhavetwoclientstonight,butgivemeaphonenumberorname…I’dliketohireyou.You’re
expensivebutworthit,iftheexpressiononthatguy’sfaceisanythingtogoby.”
“Getthefuckawayfromher.”Link’svoiceiscold.
“Just offering her a business opportunity.” The drunk guy is holding his hands open in front of him.
“Noneedtogetsotouchyaboutawomanthatyourentbythehour.
MydadpointsafingeratLink.“Let’stakethisoutside.”Hesoundsfrighteninglysoberrightnow.
Link,agentleman,takesthenapkinoffofhislapandplacesitonthetable.
“I’mready.”He’stakingoffhissuitjacket.Mydaddoes,too.
“Wait.No.Stop.Dad,Ididn’thavesexwithLinkinthebathroom.”
“Don’tlietome,Camilla.”
“Ididn’t!”Theringoftruthmustsnaphimoutofhisanger.
“Youdidn’t?”
“No.”ButI’mblushing.
“Youweredoingsomethinginthebathroom.”Hisvoiceissogrim.“You’resoyoung.Youdon’tknow
better.Linkdoes.Heknowsthatheshouldn’ttakeadvantageofayounggirl.Stayhere.”
AndIwatchhelplesslywhilethetwoofthemquicklywalkoutoftherestaurant.Ilookattheirempty
chairsandthediscardedsuitjacketsonthebacksofthem.
Thewaitercomesbywithourmaincourses.
“Wheredidtheygo,miss?”
“Justoutsideforamoment,”Isay,eventhougheveryoneisstaringatourtable.Ourwaiterknowsthat
he’smissedsomething,buthejustcarefullyclearsspaceforthenewplates.Igivehimoursaladbowls.
I cut my eggplant parmesan, but it tastes sawdust. It’s my favorite dish here, but I can’t seem to
swallow.Iputdownmyutensils.Icanhearthesoundofshoutingoutside.Iholdbackmytears,because
I’mwearingeyelinerandIknowpeoplearestilllookingatmeandtheemptyseatsatthistable.
Thisdinneristheoppositeofacelebration.
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’mgoingtofuckyouupfortouchingmylittlegirl.Damnyou,Link.You’vebetrayedme.Itrusted
youwithher.I’veleftyoualonewithher.”
“We’veneverfucked.”
Withacry,he’srunningatme.He’sdrunkerthanIam,though,sohe’salittleunsteadyonhisfeet.As
soonashecomesbyme,Ismoothlypivotoutofhiswaylikeatorerofacinganinfuriatedbull.
“Itoldhertoworkforyou.Isthatwhenithappened?Isthatwhenyoustartedmolestingmydaughter?”
“It’s not like that,” I protest, even though he’s trying to go for my throat now. Then his fist comes
perilouslyclosetomynoseasIdodge.“Ididn’ttouchherwhileshewasworkingforme.Iswear.”
“Butyouadmitthatyoutouchedmyteenagedaughter,don’tyou?”
I’mprettysurehe’stryingtokickmeintheface,buthedoesn’thavetheflexibilitytodoit,sothetip
ofhisshoecatchesmyribsinstead.Iusetheopeningtocatchhisankleandpullhislegsfromunderhim.
Hisbalanceisn’tthatgreatrightnow,anyway.
Irollhimontohisfrontandsitonhim,pinninghiminasimplehold.
“Listentome,”Isay.“Ididn’tmeantodoanythingwithyourdaughter.I’veresistedit.I’veknownthat
youwouldn’tlikeit.”
“Damn right,” he spits like he’s tasted something foul. “I’ve been right there with you as you’ve
fuckeddozensifnothundredsofwomen.Hell,Idon’tknowifyouhavesyphilisorsomething.Younever
gotmarried.”
“Igetregularcheck-upsforSTDs.”
Hestrugglesbeneathme,butI’mprettyfuckingheavy.
“Youasshole,”hehisses.“Mydaughter’savirginandyou’rethefurthestthingfromit.”
Iknewhe’dbeoutraged.Iexpectedit.Butthatcommenthitshome,becauseIbelievethesamething:
sheshouldhavesexforthefirsttimewithsomeboywhoismadlyinlovewithher,notsomejadedadult
whospendstoomuchtimeinhisoffice.
Istandupandrollhimtohisfront,yankinghimtohisfeet.Heputsahandonmyshouldertosteady
himself.
“Leave.Now.Andmaybethenyou’llstillhaveafewteeth.”
Ilookhimintheface.Idon’twanttomakethissituationanyworsethanitalreadyis.
“I’llleavefornow.”
Hejustshakeshisheadandgoesbackintotherestaurant.IthinkaboutCamilla.Myphoneisinmy
suitjacketpocket,soIcan’ttextherbeforeIgo.Mycarkeysareinmypants.Ineedtogetoutofhere
beforeJackchangeshismindandattacksmeagain.TheonlyreasonIdidn’treallyfightbackwasbecause
Iknewitwouldhurther.Hemightbemybestfriend,butevenhedoesn’tgetafreepass.
Itossmykeysintheairandcatchthem.I’llcomebackforherlater.
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ydadwalksbackintotherestaurant.Hishairisamess.Linkisn’twithhim.
“Whathappenedoutthere?”
Mydadlooksatmewithtired,frustratedeyes.“Thisisn’tabouthim.Whendidyoustartsomething
withLink?”
Ihesitate.Idon’tknowwhattotellhim.
“Didithaveanythingtodowithyouworkingforhimthissummer?”
“Yes.”Iknowthatitdoes.IfIhadn’tbeenfacedwithdailytemptation,Imightnothaveeveractedon
mychildhoodcrush.
Mydadswearsandbreaksawineglass.Thesoundmakeseverybodylookatus.Awaitercomesto
clearitaway.
“I’llpayforit.Justputitonmytab.”MydadslideshiswalletoutandputsaCenturioncardinthe
waiter’sfreehand.Thewaiterputsitintohispocketasheclearsawaytherestofthebrokenglass.
“Howlong?”
“Notvery,Dad.”
“Howlong?”herepeats.
“We haven’t…had sex.” I can feel my cheeks heating up, because I haven’t even had the birds and
bees talk with my dad, and here I am, talking about whether or not I’ve had sex with his best friend. I
squirminmyseat.ThisisliterallythemostuncomfortableI’vebeeninmyentirelife.Iwanttogetupand
runouttotheparkinglot,stealthecar,andjustgohome.
“Nothing?Youhaven’tdoneanything?”
The uncomfortable silence sits heavily between us. I could lie, but he would know. So I don’t say
anything.
“Youhave.SweetJesus,”mydadgroans.
Istareatmynearlyfullplate.Theeggplantlookssadandwilted.
“I’mgoingtoaskthemtoboxallofthisup.There’snopointinbeinghereanymore.”Heflagsdowna
waiter.“Boxes,please.”
Idon’twanttocry,butI’mprettyclosetoit.I’mupsetbecausethiswassupposedtobeanicedinner.
AndifIhadn’tgivenLinkafootjobunderthetableandchasedhimtothebathroom,wewouldprobably
beeatinganicemeal.
Nowhisjacketishere,butheisnowheretobeseen.IwishthatIjustkeptmyfoottomyself.
Awaiterclearsourdishes.Twominuteslater,allthefoodisinto-gocontainers.Mydadisshrugging
intohisjacket.BothofuslookatLink’sjacket.
“I want to burn it,” my dad says. He sighs. “But that would make our tailor mad.” He picks it up,
puttingitoverhisarm.“Let’sgohome.”
Thecarridehomeisdeadsilent.We’vesaidwhatweneedtosay.Heknowsaboutmyscandalous
loveaffairthatneverwas.Iknowthathe’supsetaboutit.
Istareoutmywindow.Thenwe’reparkinginourgarage.
“Sweetie.”
“Dad.”
Hesqueezesmyhand.“I’mreallydisappointedinyou.”
I’mcrushed.ThisiswayworsethanmydadgettingangryandfightingLink.
“ButIloveyou.”Hesighsashereleasesmyhand.
“Thanks,Dad.”
“Andyou’regoingawaytoschooltomorrow,soyou’llbefarawayfromhiscorruptinginfluence.”
Idon’tsayanything.Idon’tgotoschoolonthemoon.
“Stayawayfromhim,okay?AndthenIcanforgiveyou.”
“I’mnotgoingtopromisethat.”
Mydad’slefthand,theonethatisstillonthesteeringwheel,tightens.
“Youcan’tseehim.He’smyage,notyours.”
“Wehaven’tevengottenstarted,”Iprotest.
“AndifIhaveanythingtosayaboutit,youneverwill.Dateboysyourownage.”
“Idon’twantto!”Ifeellikeastupidteenager,butI’manadultnow.“IwantLink.”
“Youcan’thavehim,”mydadroars.“OrI’llcutyouoff.”
Beingcutoffisoneofmyworstfears.Iknowhowharditistokeepajobandstudy.Mostpeople
whoworkandstudydotheminimumtobeconsideredafull-timestudent.Incontrast,Itaketwicethefull-
timeload.
Icallhisbluff.“Thencutmeoff.”
Hepullsouthisphone.Heopensabankingappandfreezesmycreditcardaslost.
“I’lldotherestonMonday.”
We’reatastandstill.Hecan’tdictatewhereIgoandwhoIsee,buthecantakeawayallofmymoney.
Mytuition,room,andboardhavealreadybeenpaidforduringthissemester,butI’mgoingtohavetogeta
job.
“Thanksalot,Dad.”Ican’tstopahintofbitternessinmyvoice.IslamthecardoorasIgetoutand
headtomyroom.I’mcatchingaridewithKellytomorrow,soIhavetobepackedbeforeIgobackto
school.
I’mmostlypacked,butIshoveabunchofstuffintomybackpack.Ilookatmyphone.IsendLinka
text,“Hey.”
And he doesn’t respond. I guess silence is my answer. Now that my dad knows, Link doesn’t want
anythingtodowithme.
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textKellytopickmeupearlierthanusual.Shehasn’tevengonetosleepyet,sinceit’searlyinthe
day.Ileavethehousebeforemydadwakesup.Ileavehimanote.
SeeyouatThanksgiving.
Nocutesignoffs.Ilovemydadalot,butwe’regoingtohavetofigurethisout.I’mprettyupset,and
soishe.Itsoundslikehe’sputtingmostoftheblameatLink’sdoor,though.
Kellyisattheendofmydriveway.Isomehowmanagetobringmysuitcasesoutwithoutmakingaton
ofnoise.WhenIgobackformylastsuitcase,Iseethecurtaininmydad’sroommoving.
MyheartfeelsheavyasIrollthelastsuitcaseout.MydadandIhavealwaysbeenateam.Thiswhole
thingwithLinkisthefirsttimethatwe’vehadaseriousdisagreement.
“Youreadytogo,babe?”
“Yeah,Kels.”
She’s chewing gum. I load her car, then I get into her passenger seat. We go roaring off to school.
We’reroommatesinasuite.Eventhoughherparentsareonlycoveringpartofcollegecourses,shemakes
uptheextrawithapart-timejobasabarista.
IcryalittleasIleavemyhouse.AtleastI’llbefarawayfromallofthis.
KellyknowsthatI’msad.SheturnsonDisneyRadiotocheermeup,eventhoughshesortofhatesit.
ShecallsittheKidsBopchannel,becauseIliketosingDisneytunes.
It works just a little bit. It stops me from crying. And she doesn’t even protest when I sing along.
That’swhyshe’smybestfriend.
An hour later, we’re at school. She drives into our designated parking spot. We unload and sort of
shuffle everything into the elevator, although I stay on the lower level with the extra bags while Kelly
goesuptounlockourdoorandputinthefirstloadofsuitcases.
Shecomesbackdown.Istepintotheelevatorwiththerestoftheluggage.
Theendofmysummerseemslikeabaddreamnow,likeithappenedtosomeoneelse.
Whenweopenourfrontdoor,Kellysays,“Youshouldcomeoutwithmetonight.”
She’s much more of a party girl than I am. I don’t usually party with her, but I find myself saying,
“Yeah,I’dlikethat.”
“I’llchooseyouroutfitanddoyourhairandmakeup.Youneedtocheerup.We’llstartatsix.”
“Okay.”
I push past her and go into my room. I don’t want to cry, but I curl up in a ball and stare out my
window.
Linkhasn’trespondedtomytext,evenadaylater.Idon’tknowwhatelsetodo.Weneverhadasex,
andIknowthatmydadwouldhavegoneabsolutelyballisticifLinkhadletmefuckhim.
I feel like there’s an aching hole in the center of my chest, the hole where Link’s love should be. I
hopethatthepartytonightcheersmeup.MaybeI’llmeetsomeonehot.
Thinkingofhookingupwithsomeonejustmakesmeevensadder.Iwishhewouldrespondtomytext.
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wakeupwhenKellyknocksonmydoor.“Timetogetready,babe.”Sheswingsitopenandseesme
curledinthefetalposition.
“Babe,it’sgoingtobeokay.”
“Itdoesn’tfeellikeit.”
“Letmedoyourhairandmakeup.You’llfeellikeanewwoman.”Shehasadressonahanger.“And
you’rewearingthistonight.”
It’sascandalouslyshortreddresswithadeepneckline.
“That’snotadress.That’sanembarrassedtowel.”
“You’rewearingittonight.”
Idon’thavetheenergytoarguewithher.Shedoessomekindofcomplicatedtwistthingwithmyhair,
sprayinghairsprayeverywhere.
“Lookup.”Shedoesmyeyelinerandtherestofmyface,occasionallygivingmecommandswhenI
needtoraiseorlowermychin.Sheworkedinadepartmentstoresellingmakeupforawhile.
“Lookinthemirror.”
IlooktheprettiestI’veeverbeen,butI’mdepressedbecauseLinkwillneverseethis.
“Youcanhaveaflingtonight.Oneoftheboysisgoingtowanttotakeyouhome.Andyouwon’tbeso
sad.”
“Okay,”Isay,eventhoughIstilldon’tknowifI’mupforit.
ButKellytakes15minutestoputtogetherherlook.She’swearingaveryshortskirtandhaltertop,
bothofthemprettyshadesofpink.She’swearingsky-highheels.Ihaveonapairofkittenheels,because
ifI’mdrinking,Idon’twanttofallover.
Wetaketheelevatordown,thenwe’reinacarheadingforfratrow.Iwishthatshewouldjustletme
buysomechocolategelatoandwatchsadmovies.
But it’s party time. It’s not that far away. The party is already in full swing. I can hear the bass out
here.Therearesomeguyssmokingoutfront.
Wegointhefrontdoor,andKellyseessomeguywhosheknowswellenoughtohug.
Andthenhistongueisinhermouth,whichismycuetoleave.Iwaver,sincewe’rerightatthefront
door.Iwanttogohome,butshehasthekeys.Idecidetocatchataxi.Shecanhavefun,butI’mtoosadto
begoodcompanyforanybody.
Islipoutthefrontdoor.Theguyssmokingoutthereareheadingin,soIwaituntiltheyfilepastme.
Thelastoneinlinesays,“Whyareyousad?”
Justthatquestionisenoughtomakemefeelalittleteary.
“Ijustneedtogohome,that’sall.”
“Comeonoutside.I’mapsychmajor,soI’maprettygoodlistener.”
IturnandlookatKelly,whoisstraddlingthatguyinacorner.They’rehumpingeachother,butthey
arefarfromtheonlycouplewhoisgettingdownanddirtyrightnow.
“Okay.”I’mplanningoncallinganUber,butIcanwaituntilItalkitoutforawhile.MyUberdriver
willprobablygivemeabadstarratingifIstartblubberinginhisbackseat.
Wesitdownonthefrontsteps.
“What’sgoingon,hon?”
“Ijust…IgotinvolvedwithsomeoneIshouldn’thave.”
“Aprofessor?”
Myheadwhipsaround.“No,nothinglikethat.”
“ATA?”
“Nah.It’ssomeoneelse.”
“Yourpriest?”
“What?No!”
“Whoisit?”
ThedarknessoutsidemakesmefeellikeIcantellthisstrangerwhat’sgoingon.Icanconfessmysins
inthedark.Iwon’tseehimagain,anyway.
“It’smydad’sbestfriend.”
Hewhistles.“That’sprettybad.”
“Iknow.”ButIstraightenupandliftmychin.“I’llfigureitout.”
“Howdoesyourdadfeelaboutit?”
“Hehatesit.Hecutmeoff,sonowIhavetofindajob.”
“Isthattheworstthingintheworld?”
“No.Butmylastonewasfor…him…andnowIhavetolisthimasareference.”
“That’scomplicated.”
“I know.” I feel a lot better just after talking, though. “You’re a really good listener. I think you’ll
makeagoodtherapist.”
“It’seasytolistentoaprettygirllikeyou.”Hesmilesatme.
“Getthefuckawayfromher.”
BothofusturnandlookatLink,whoisstandingnexttous.Iwassoabsorbedintellingmysadstory
thatIdidn’tnoticethatLinkhadtrackedmehere.
“Link?Whatareyoudoinghere?”
“Thisismycuetogobackinside.”Heleavesthetwoofusaloneonthefrontlawn,butthehouseis
fullofpeoplewhocanseeusthroughthefrontwindow.
“You’remine,”Linksays.
“Butyoudidn’treplytomytext.”
“Myphonewasinmysuitjacket,theonethatIleftbehind.It’sstillatyourhouse.Ialreadycalledthe
restaurant,buttheytoldmethatyourfatherhadtakenit.”
Myheartsoars.“Soyouweren’tignoringme?”
“Hellno.”Hewalksforwardandyanksmeintohisarms,bridalstyle,andwhisksmeofftohiscar.
Heplunksmedowninthepassengerseat,fasteningmyseatbeltbeforegettingintothedriver’sseatand
drivingawayfromtheparty.Weleavebehindtheloudmusic,eventhoughIcanhearitablockaway.
“Letmetellyouhowit’sgoingtobe.You’regoingtolivewithmeandcommutetoschool.You’renot
working.Icanpayforwhateveryouneed.We’regettingmarried.”
“What?We’venevereven…howdoyouknowthatwe’recompatible.”
“Icouldshowyourightnowinmycar,butI’mgoingtowaituntilwegetbacktoyourapartment.Your
roommateishere,right?”
“Yeah.She’sprobablygoingtostayhereandcomebackinthemorning.”
“Good.ThenIcantakeitslowwithyou.”
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parkinoneofthevisitorspotsatherapartmentbuilding.Thenwe’rewalkingintoherplace.She
swipesacardthatshetuckedintoherbra.Andthenwe’reintheelevator.Iholdherclose.
“I’mgoingtotieyoutoyourbedandfuckyouuntilyoucan’trememberyourname.”I’vereadallof
heremailstoherbestfriend.Iknowthatshe’sintoalittlebondage,andsoamI.
Theelevatorchimeswhenwegettoherfloor.Shepullsakeyoutofherbra.
“Whatelseisthere?Akitchensink?”
“Myphone.”
Sheunlocksherfrontdoor.Ifollowherinside.
ThenI’mpeelingbackpartofherdresstorevealthebracupwhereshestashedherphone.Shehas
suchfullbreaststhatitbarelyhasmadealump.Ipullherbraoff,andthenI’mtearingherdressapart.
“It’sKelly’sdress!”
“I’llmakeupforitlater.Icanfinanceashoppingspree.Butlater.”Bendingherovermyarm,Ikissa
trailfromherneckdowntohercleavage.Herhandsareonmyback.
ThenIpullherintomyarmsandgointoherbedroom,theonewithCAMILLAinbiglettersonthe
front.
“Takeoffyourunderwear.”
I’mgettingoutofmyclothesasfastasIcan.IthinkthatI’msettingaworldrecord.
Sheslidesoffherunderwear.Icanseethatthey’redamp.
“YoulikeitwhenIstealyouawaysoIcanmakeyoumine?”
Shenods.
“You’resosweet.”
Itakeherruineddressandtieherhandstotheheadboardwithit.Icanseethathernipplesarehard.
Whenshe’ssecurelytiedtotheheadboard,Itellher,“I’mgoingtotakemytimewithyou.”
Istartoffbyworshipinghersoftbreasts,takingthenipplesintomymouthandsucking.
“Ahh,”shemoans.
Myhandgetsinvolved,rubbingattheapexofherthighs.She’salreadywetenoughtodripontothe
sheets.Mythumbrubsher.Herhipsarejerkingupward.
“Youlikeitlikethis,tiedupandatmymercy.”It’snotaquestion,justastatement.Shenodsanyway.
Islidedownthebedtopeelherthighsapart.
“I’mgoingtoeatyourpussyuntilyou’vecomethreetimes.AndthenmaybeI’llletyouhavemydick.
Youwantit?”
“Idon’twanttowait.”Herhipsareimpatientlymoving.
“I’mincontrolhere,sweetheart.”
Ipullherthighsapartandgettowork.She’ssosweetandwet.IdrinkdowneverydropIcanfind.I
holdherhipsinplacewhileItakeherovertheedgethreetimes.She’stryingtohumpmyface,butIdon’t
lether,justkeepherrightthereasmytonguetastesher.
AfterIfeelhershudderforthethirdtime,Isay,“Ikeepmypromises.”
Igetoffthebed.
“Whatareyoudoing?”
“Gettingacondom.”
“Don’t.Comeinsideme.Iwantyou,notapieceofplastic.”
“Sweetheart,youdon’tknowwhatyou’resaying.You’renineteen.Youhaveyourwholelifeaheadof
you.”
“Iwanttohaveyourbaby,”sheconfessessoftly.
IthinkaboutwhenIfantasizedaboutherbabybump.Ilookathersoftstomachandimagineababy
growingthere.
Idropmypantsonthefloor.“Whateveryouwant,baby.”Igetbackonthebedandpullherlegsfar
apart,sothatherouterthighsaretouchingthebed.Allthatyogareallypaysoff.
“It’sgoingtohurt,”Iwarn.“Juststaystillandbreathethroughthepain.”
Herfistsareclenched.Ieasetheheadofmycockinsideofhersmall,extremelytightopening.There’s
barelyenoughroomformeinhere.Ipushinalittledeeper.Hereyesaresqueezedshut.
“Breathe,”Itellher.Shestartstobreatheagain.ThenI’mupagainstthebarrierthatmarksherasa
virgin.
Ipushinveryslowly.Shegasps,andIknowithurts.
“Justrelax,baby.”
Iseeherfistsunclenchasshetakesindeepbreaths.ThenI’mslidingintherestoftheway.Istop,
fullysheathedinsideofher,andhereyesopen.
“Thatfeelsincredible.”Herhipsjerkupwards.
Myhipsmoveoftheirownaccord.Isinkinsideherjustalittledeeper.Bothofusmoan.
“Don’tdothat,”Iwarn.“Notifyouwantittolast.”
“WhatifIwantyoutocomeinsideofmerightnow?”
Withagrowl,IputherkneesovermyelbowsandbendherlegsupasIputmybodyontopofhers.
The bed is rocking with the force of my thrusts inside of her. Short screams are coming out of her
throatrightnow.
“Youwantmetoputababyinsideofyou?”
“Yes,yes,please,”shemoans.
Her tits are moving with every thrust. I’m mesmerized by the motion. Her mouth is open. She’s
suckinginairhard.
Thenherwholebodycontractsaroundmycock.Thereisn’tenoughroomformeinsideofher.She’s
squeezingmelikeavise.Shepantsalittlebeforesheopenshereyes.
“Holycow.”
“Baby,youhaven’tseenanythingyet.”Iuntieherhandsfromtheheadboard.
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eturnsmeoversothatI’monmyhandsandknees.Hepullsmypillowsundermystomach.
“You’vehaditsweetandeasy.NowI’mgoingtogiveityouhard.”
Heteasesmebytracinghiscockaroundmyslit,slidingitforwardandbackwithoutenteringme.I
rockmyhipsback,tryingtocatchhiscock,buthedoesn’tgiveittome.
“Begmeforit.”
I’mpastanykindofshame.“Please,pleasefuckmeagain.”
“Areyousure?”
“Ineedit!”Iscream.
Then his cock is sliding into me. I’m already wet, but this angle pushes him deeper, which I didn’t
think was possible. He’s stretching me to the edge of pain, but I wouldn’t stop him for the world.
Everythingisburning,fiery,blissful.Mymindisfullofwhitefire.
Thenhe’smoving,rockingforwardandback,makingstarsappear.Hishandisinmyhair,andithurts
alittlebitashegripsithard.
Ifeelalittlespurtoffirethattellsmethathispre-comehasalreadyshotout.
“Giveittome,”Idemand.
Aspanklandsonmyrightasscheek.
“Icanfeelit.”Hespanksmeagain.“I’llgiveyouasmuchoraslittleasIwant.”
I drop my head down as he loosens his grip on my hair. His hands are on my shoulders now. He’s
slamming me backwards every time that he rocks forward. I’m helpless here on this bed, totally at his
mercy.He’sthrustingintomealmosthardenoughtohurt.
ThenIfeelfireunleashedinsideofmybody.Thefeelingofhishotseedinsideofmybodyandthe
thoughtofhimgettingpregnantmakemeorgasmagain,mymusclespulsingaroundhiscock.
Heholdsmerightthereasheemptieshimselfinsideofme.
“Staythere.”Hewithdrawsfromme.Ifeelhimleakingoutofme,drippingdownmythigh.Icanhear
himgoingintomybathroomtogetatoweltowipemeup.
I’mexhausted.Hecomesbackandtucksthetowelbetweenmylegsbeforepullingmeintohisarms
andputtingmeintheshower.
Heturnsonthewarmspray.Hesoapsuphishandandcleansmebetweenmythighs,hiseyesonmine.
At first, it’s functional. But it turns dirty when he very thoroughly cleans my clit. He pays so much
attentiontoitthatIcomeagainintheshower,trappedbyhisbodyagainstthetile.
Thenhewashestherestofmeandhimself.Wegetanothertwotowelsandwrapup.
Wegotomybed.Hisheavyarmcirclesaroundme.Ifeelverywarm,safe,andhappy.We’renaked
besidesthetowels,butI’msotiredthatIdriftoffinjustafewmoments.
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etawayfrommylittlegirl,youfucker.”
Iopenmyeyes.JackisinCamilla’sbedroom.
“Whatthehellareyoudoinghere?”Icheckthatthesheetiscoveringbothofus.
“Ihadafeelingthatyou’dbehere,youpieceofshit.”
“Canyouturnaround?We’renaked.”
Icanseepurefuryblazeinhiseyes,butheturnsaround.
Ifindmyclothes.Herdressfromlastnightisruined.Igetdressed.Ipulladressfromherclosetand
helpherputiton.
“We’regettingmarried.”Iannounceitlikeit’sadonedeal,becauseitis.She’smine,endofstory.No
needtoask.
“Overmydeadbody,”hesnaps,hisbackstillturned.
“Dad,I’manadultnow.Idon’tneedyourapprovaltomarryanybody.Andyou’vealreadycutmeoff,
sotherearen’talotmorecardstoplay.”
“Whataboutschool?Whataboutthecollegeexperience?You’regoingtomarryanoldmanwithout
everexperiencingwhatyoushould.”
“Watchwhoyou’recallingold,”Igrowl,eventhoughIagreewithhim.“Sheknowsallthat.”
“Dad,I’mokay.I’mnotapartygirllikeKelly.Idon’tneedtotryonalotofshoesbeforeIfindthe
rightone.IfounditwithLink.”Herhandisinmine.
Herdadturnsaroundandseesusholdinghands.Hestilllookslikehe’sgoingtoblowup,buthelets
outasmallgroan.
“Thisisn’twantIwantedforyou,Sunshine.”
“I’mhappy,Dad,”shesays,steppingtowardshim.“Andthat’swhatmatters.”
Hejustshakeshisheadandleavestheroom.Ihearthefrontdoorofherapartmentslamshut.
“Justgivehimtime.”Ipullhercloseandkisshermouth.“He’llcomearound.”
“Ihopeso.”Sheputsahandonherstomach.“Ourbaby’sgrandmotherisalreadydead.Itwouldbea
shametohaveourbaby’sgrandfatheroutofthepicture.”
“It’stoosoontoknowifyou’repregnant,”Itellher.“ButI’mreadytotryagain.”
After yanking my clothes off, I peel off her dress to reveal her naked body. There are small marks
whereIbitherlastnight.She’sthemostbeautifulwomanI’veeverseen.Isootheeachofthemarkswitha
lapofmytongue.Herskinhasthetracesoflastnight’spassion,despitetheshower.
Irollherontoherfront,arranginghersothatshe’sfacedown,assuponthebedinfrontofme.
“Good morning, sweetheart.” I push inside of her. She’s pleasantly tight, but I know that I’m not
hurtingher.
“Ahh,”shemoansinreply.IpullhercheeksalittlefurtherapartsothatIcansinkdeeperinsideofher
smallbody.
“I’ll take care of you.” It’s a promise for this moment and also for the rest of our lives. I sink so
deeplyintoherthatIcanfeelhercervixagainstthetipofmycock.
MybreathingpicksupasIthinkofreleasingmyselfinsideofherandmakingababy.Theideamakes
metwitchinsideofherbeforefloodingherwithmyessence.
“Staylikethis.”Iletmycockstayinasitsoftens.She’sstillfacedown.Istrokeonecheek.“Letitsink
in.”
She’squietnow.“Youmeantthat?You’lltakecareofme?Forever?”
“That’sright.”There’sasoftsoundasIpulloutofherwell-lovedbody.“Forever.”
IturnheroversothatIcanseetheafter-lovingglowinhereyes.She’sincredible.
“Don’tbelievehim,sweetie.Hesaysthattoallthegirls.”
Ihopednevertohearthatvoiceagain.Iturnaroundtoseemysordidpastinthedoorway.
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arcia?”I’mlookingpastLinktoseeawomanthatIhaven’tseensincemyfifthbirthdayparty.
“Whatareyouevendoinghere?”
“Reclaimingsomethingthatwasalwaysmine.”Shecomesintotheroom.“He’safantasticlover,isn’t
he?”
IlookatLink’sface.Theskinaroundhiseyesistight.
“Whythefuckareyouhere?”hespits.
“Jackcalledme.Hetoldmetogetyouawayfromhislittlegirl.”
“I’mnotalittlegirl.”
“You’renotenoughofawomantohandleamanlikeLink.”Shehasanexpressiononherfacelikeshe
justsmelledsomethingtotallynasty.“Youmighthavecaughthisinterestwithyourvirginity,butyoucan’t
keepit.”
“Don’tlistentoher,”Linksays.He’sputtingonhispants.“Idon’tknowwhatthefuckyourgameis,
Marcia,butI’mnotfallingforit.”
“Whatashame,”shesays.“Ialwayswantedmysontomeethisfatheroneday.”
Son?Ipullmysheetsaroundme.“Yourson?”
“Ourson.”Marcia’ssmileissmug.“Yourdaddyhasbeenpayingmehushmoneyforyears.Hethought
thatitwasbettertopaymeoffthantotellLinkthathehadasonheknewnothingabout.HeknewthatLink
wouldmarryme,whichhethoughtwasoneoftheworstpossibleoutcomeshecouldimagine.”
Link’sfaceisthecolorofsalt.“Whatthehell?”
“IwasgoingtotellyouwhenlittleRyanturned18.ButwhenyouchosetofuckJack’sdaughter,you
spedupthetimeline.”
“You’re lying.” My voice is very quiet. I’m incredibly afraid right now. I’ve only just started with
Jack…andnowMarciaisreadytoripusapart.”
“Don’ttakemywordforit,littlegirl.”Marcia’svoiceisviciousandsatisfied.Butshesoundssure.
“WecangetacheekswabfrommysonandLink.Easytodoapaternitytest.Andthinkofallthechild
supporthehasn’tpaid.”Shelicksherlips.“Thishasallturnedoutbeautifullyforme.”
“Youconnivingbitch,”Isay.“You’vebeenwaitingalltheseyearsforyourchance,haven’tyou?”
“Linkwasgoingtobemyson’smealticket.Ididn’tknowifyourdaddywasgoingtopayforRyan’s
collegeornot,soIwasgoingtowaituntilRyanwas18.Nocustodybattles,butinthisstate,Linkwould
stillhavetopayforhiscollegetuition.”Shesmoothsherdressdownherhips.“Yourdaddyisagenerous
man,soIwasn’tgoingtomakeamovethisearly.”
“It’snotmybaby,”Linksaid.“I’lltakeapaternitytestorwhatever,butIusedacondomeverytime
withyou.”
“Condomsaren’talwaysperfect,”Marciasays,smirking.“Don’tyourememberwhenitripped?”
Link’sfaceispurewhite.
“Itwasafterherstupidprettyprincessbirthdayparty.Iknewthatyouweregoingtobreakupwithme,
soIsuppliedthecondomthelasttimethatwefucked.Ihadalreadypierceditwithapin,soitfellapart
moreeasily.”
I’mhyperventilating.Marciaissomethingoutofmyworstnightmares.
“Ryanwillbesohappytomeethisdaddy,finally.I’vealwaystoldhimthathe’dmeetyousomeday.
He’soutsideinthecar.”
Marcia is evil and manipulative, but would she use her son in this scheme? It would violate every
maternalinstinct,right?Idon’tknowmuchaboutmothers,sinceIneverreallyhadone,butMarciaclearly
believesthathersonisLink’s.
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et’sgetthiscleareduprightnow.Camilla,sittight.I’llbebackinafewhours.”I’mdressednow.
“Let’sgo.IknowalabwhereIcangetthemtoexpeditetheresults.”
Camilla’seyesarefullofdespair.IwishthatIcouldreassureher.Marcia’shappy,butshe’stheonly
personinthisroomwhoisremotelyjoyful.
IfollowMarciaoutoftheroomandintotheelevator.“Secretkid,huh?”
“Jack was really generous with us. He’s been looking after us all this time just for your sake.” She
shrugs.“Ididn’tknowthatIwassoterrifying.”
Idon’tsayanything.JackknowsthewholestoryofMarcia,howshetriedtodestroyme,hammerme
intotheshapeofthemanshewantedinsteadofthemanIwasandam.Heapparentlytriedtoprotectme
untilnow.
I run my hand through my hair, making it stand up. Losing Jack’s friendship is not great, and now I
haveapotentialbabymamashowinguponmydoorstep.Well,Camilla’sdoorstep.Bedroom.
Whilewewerenaked.
Shit.
Whenwegetdownstairs,Icanseethatacarisidling.There’sakidinthebackseat.He’sonsome
kindofNintendohand-helddevice.There’smusicandbeepscomingoutofit.
“Ryan,meetyourdaddy.”
Thekidbarelyglancesupbeforehesays,“Whatever.”
“He’llwarmuptoyou.”Marcia’svoiceisstrained.“Hejusthasn’theardmuchaboutyou.”
“Idon’tneedtoknowaboutwhateverdeadbeatsendsyouacheckeverymonth,thanks.Thankyoufor
yourspermdonationandthecash.Fuckoff.”
“Ryan!”Marcia’svoiceissharp.“That’snotpolite.”
“Whatever.”Ryan’sthumbsaremovingquicklyonhisgamingdevice.“Idon’tcare.”
Notreallyagoodstartifthiskidreallyismine.
“Just give it time.” Marcia’s eyes are a little lost. I know why I was attracted to her. She’s pretty
enough,butshe’sbrokeninside.Iwantedtobeherwhiteknight,butIshouldhavebrokenitoffafterour
firstfight,whenshe’dthrownknivesatme.Liveandlearn.
“Givemeyourphone.I’llputintheaddress.”Marciahandsoverherphone.IopentheMapsappand
tapinthelocation.“I’llfollowyouthere.Isyourphonenumberthesame?”
“Yeah.”
“Callmeifyougetlost.”
Iturnandgotomycar.Whataclusterfuck.FirstthiswholethingwithCamilladestroysmyfriendship
withJack,andthenJacksendsinMarciatoruinthewholething.Ihadnoideathathe’dbeenpayingher
offalltheseyears.
IwatchasMarciastartsdrivingtothelab.Ibackoutofmyparkingspaceandfollowher.
Theheadofthelabknowsmeprettywell,sinceI’moneofhisangelinvestorsforhissidebusiness.
He wanted to revolutionize blood testing. After the crash and burn failure of another huge lab testing
startup,nobodywantedtobedupedagain.I’dtakenachanceonhim.Itwouldbeyearsbeforeinvestors
recovered any money, but the chance that he could do what they tried and failed to do was worth the
money. He had the industry experience that was sorely lacking in the other company, the one that had
causedaseverescandalwhichhadendedwiththeCEObeingbannedfromrunningasimilarcompanyfor
twoyears.
Icallhimfrommycar.
“Hey,Dr.Mike.”
“JustMike.What’sup?”
“Well,JustMike,I’mcomingin.Ineedapaternitytest.”
“Getwildontheweekend?”hejokes.
“Somethinglikethat.”
“Iwaskidding.”
“I’mnot.”
“Holyshit.It’sreallyforyou.”
“Yup.Howfastcanyougetitdone?I’dliketoknowtodayifpossible.”
“I’llfast-trackitwithourlabtechs.”There’samomentofsilence.“Youhaveanillegitimatechild?”
“It’sasurprisetome,”Ireply.“AndIneedtoknowifit’sreal.”
“Icantellyouinafewhourswhetherornotyou’rethefather.Damn,thisislikeabadrealityshowor
daytimetelevision.”
“Iknow.I’monmywaysothatwecanclearthisallupassoonaspossible.”
“We’lldoourbestforyou.”
“We’llbethereinfifteenminutes.Bye.”
Ihittheendcallbutton.Eitherway,I’dhaveananswerwithinafewhours.
When I looked at Ryan, I didn’t see my face. He looks like a male version of Marcia, which could
meananything.I’mprayingthatMarciaisplayingoneofherdumbgames,butifJackputheruptothis,I
canseethatwe’renotgoingtohavehisblessingwhenwegetmarried.
I’ve come inside of Camilla unprotected. She could have my baby inside of her right now. I think
abouthavingafamilywithher,maybetwoorthreekidsrunningaroundmyhouse.Kidswithherhairand
hersmile…
AndnoneofthatwillhappenifMarcia’stellingthetruth.IknowthatCamillawouldstandbymeand
trytotakecareofRyan,butIcan’taskhertobeastepmotherwhenshe’salittlelessthansixyearsolder
thanhim.TouchingherprovedthatIamaselfishbastard,butIknowthatshedeservesthecarefreelifeof
ateenager,notthecrazinessthatraisingRyanwouldbring.
NowI’matthelab.Myheartisbeatingdoubletime.Withtwocheekswabs,wecanseewhichpath
mylifewillgodown.HappinesswithCamilla,aringonherfinger,abunchofkids.Ortakingcareofa
sonIneverknewIhadandlosingCamillaforever.
Itakeadeepbreath,thenIgetoutofthecar.Timetofacethemusic.
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r.Mikeishangingaroundinthelobby.Iknowthathisdailyscheduleisjam-packed,soitmeansa
lottomethathe’shere.
“Youokay?”
Inod.IgesturetowardsMarciaandRyan.Ryanisstillplayinghisgame.“They’rewithme.”
IcanseeDr.Mike’seyestrailoverMarcia.She’sabeautifulwoman.Havingakiddidn’tdiminish
her physical attractiveness. But she’s like non-alcoholic beer for me now — theoretically, it could be
good.Butit’snot.IwatchhimturntowardsRyan.
“He’solderthanalotofthekidsweseeinhere.”
Ishrug.“It’salongstory.”
“Comewithme,please.”Hebringsusintoasmallroom.Therearetwoplasticbaggieswiththings
thatlooklikelongQ-tipsinsmallplasticvials.“Buccalswabsarerelativelypainless.I’mjustgoingto
swabtheinsideofyourcheeksandthengivethesamplestothelab.Link,youwanttogofirst?”
“Yeah.”Isitdownonachairandopenmymouth.Heswabstheinsideofmycheekanddropsthelong
Q-tipintotheplasticvial.
“Onesampledown,onesampletogo.”
“Ryan,openyourmouth.”
Withoutraisinghiseyesfromhisgame,Ryanopenshismouth.IttakesasecondortwoforDr.Miketo
gettheswabinside.HeswabstheinsideofRyan’scheek.
“Ow!”
“Myapologies,”Dr.Mikesayssmoothly,puttingthesecondsampleinaclearlymarkedbag.“Butit’s
overnow.”
“Itbetterbe.”TheangerinRyan’svoicesurprisesme.Thecheekswabwasn’tallthatinvasive,but
Ryanisactinglikehehadtogetashotorsomething.Thegamemusicisdrivingmecrazy.Athisage,I
played some video games, but I also looked at doctors who were taking samples from me. Ryan is
supremelyuninterestedinanythingaroundhim,whichconcernsme.I’lltakecareofitifhe’smykid.
“Couldyoucomebackintwohours?I’llhavetheresultsthen.”
“Sure.”IlookatMarcia.“Doyouwanttogetsomeicecream?”
“Frozenyogurt.”
“There’saplaceacrossthestreet.Italsoservescoffee.”
“Soundsgoodtome.”
Something feels unsettled in the pit of my stomach. Marcia is trying to behave normally, but she’s
touchingthebackofherneck.IsthiskidreallymineordidJackpayhertoshowup?Herstoryisalittle
wild,butitisinlinewithwhatIknowabouther.
Wewalkacrossthestreettothefrozenyogurtcafé.Therearen’ttoomanypeoplethereatthistimeof
day. Ryan finally pauses his game to get double chocolate frozen yogurt. He dumps a ton of chocolate
chips and Hershey’s chocolate syrup on top. I get a little bit of strawberry frozen yogurt. Marcia gets
coconutsurprise,whateverthatis,withlittlebitsofshavedcoconutontop.Ipayforthethreeofus.
As soon as we sit down, Ryan whips out his game. He’s playing one-handed as he shovels the
chocolatemonstrositythathegotintohismouth.MarciaandIarelefttomakeawkwardconversation.
“Whydon’tyoutellmeaboutRyan?”
“Yeah,okay.”Hereyelidsflutterassheblinksrapidly.“SoIknewthatIwaspregnantafterwebroke
up.”Shesticksherspooninhercoconutsurprise.
“Whydidn’tyoucallme?Youhadmyphonenumber.”
“Itriedtocallyourofficefirst.”
“And?”
“Your secretary knew that we had broken up, but I told her that it was urgent. So I talked her into
sendingthecalltoJackinsteadsohecouldmakethecall.”
“And?”Thestrawberryfrozenyogurttastestoosour.
“Jackheardmeout.Wecametoanagreement.Hepaidmeeverymonth,andinreturn,Ididn’truin
yourlife.You’dalreadysaidgoodbyetome.Iknewthatyoudidn’twanttobearoundme.Aslongasthe
checkskeptcoming,everyonewashappy.”
“Howmuchwashesendingyou?”
Shenamesanumberthatmakesmewhistle.
“That’salotofmoney.”
“Silence is expensive.” She waves her hands. I notice that she’s wearing a lot of jewelry, various
rings,bracelets,andanecklacethatlookslikeitcouldbeinawindowdisplaycase.“Andwe’venever
gone without anything. Ryan’s had everything I’ve ever wanted for him.” Her tone is defensive, and I
don’tknowwhy.
“You’vetakencareofhim,then.”Idon’tsayanythingaboutRyan’sdisconnectfromreality.Ifheismy
son,there’stimetofixit.Ifhe’snot,Idon’thavetocare.
“Ineverywaybutone…he’sneverhadafather.”
Icanseethat,butIsay,“Youmightfixthattoday.”
Shestaresatherhands.Oneofherringsiscatchingthesunlightandthrowingrainbowsonthewall.“I
havetotellyousomething.”
“What?”
“Hemightnotbeyours.”
Thesoftchatteroftheothercustomerscheckingoutistheonlysoundbesidesthegamemusic.
“Thenwhydidyou…”
“BecauseJackwaswillingtopaymetokeepmymouthshut.”
“Schrodinger’scat.”
Shenods.“Ididn’tknow,andIdidn’twanttofindout.Itcouldbeyourbaby.Butitwasn’thardto
replaceyou.”
“Youwerewithsomeonerightafterme?”
Sheblushesslightly.“Morethanone.”
Isitandletthatsinkin.“Sothere’snotevena50%chancethatI’mhisdad.”
“It’slowerthan50%.It’slowerthan25%.”
Icouldbepissed,butI’mrelieved.I’mgladnowthatthisisallcomingout,becauseitmeansthatI
couldstillbefreetomarryCamillaandleavethepastalone.
Marcia’scryingalittlebit,althoughshe’spretendingthatshe’sjustwipinghernose.Icanseesome
womeninthefrozenyogurtcaféwithsympatheticeyes.Thentheyturntome.Theirstaresturnicy.They
thinkthatI’mmakinghercry,andIdon’tknowhowtotellthemthatshe’scryingbecauseofwhatshedid,
notanythingI’msaying.
“Ifyou’renotthefather…”
“You’renotgoingtogetthosechildsupportchecksfromJackanymore.Can’tyouhuntdownthereal
father?”
“I only know first names. Even if I wanted to find the other men, it’d be like finding a needle in a
haystack.”
Theotherwomenaretalkinginlowvoices.Itlookslikethey’reabouttocomeovertoourtableand
confrontmeformakinghercry.
“Howaboutthis?IfI’mnotthefather,I’llhireaprivateinvestigatortotrackthosemendown.You
needchildsupportfromsomebody.”
She’snolongercrying.“You’ddothat?”Theotherwomen,whohadalreadygottentotheirfeet,sit
rightbackdownnow.
“I’llpayforthebestprivateinvestigatormoneycanbuy.It’stheleastIcando.”Yeah,she’smooched
offofJackfortwelveyears,butMarciastillneedstotakecareofherkid.“Sodrythosetears.You’re
goingtobeokay.”
“You’reagoodman,Link.”
“Don’ttellanybody,”Isay,winking.“You’druinmyreputation.”
Theconversationiseasyandlightthen.Wetalkaboutheryogapractice,Ryan’sepilepsy,andherhunt
foranewhomeuntilmyphonerings.
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seethenameonthefrontofmycell.It’sDr.Mike.
Iacceptthecall.“Hey.”
“Wehavetheresults.Couldyoucomebackin?”
“We’llberightthere.”Iendthecall.“Theyhavetheresults.”
“It’sbeentwohours?”Marcia’sblinkinglikesomeonewho’sseeingsunlightforthefirsttimeindays.
“Thatwasfast.”
Ishrug.“Goodcompany.”Idon’tfeelanythingforMarciabutrespectforraisingherkidsolo,butI
canstillbepolite.
“Ryan,”shesays,hervoicesuddenlycrackinglikeawhip.“Turnthatthingoffandwalkacrossthe
streetwithus.Anddon’tgetrunover.”
Hecasuallyflipsherthebird,buthedoespausethegameandputitinhispocket.
“I hope that this doesn’t take long. I’ve almost beat the boss. Just a few more minutes to finish this
level.”
We walk back across the street. Marcia’s shoulders have slumped. I think she knows what we’re
goingtofindout.Ryanisfinallylookingatsomethingotherthanhisgame,butthetensioninhisshoulders
saysthathe’snothappyaboutputtingitaway.
Wegointothelobby.Dr.Mikeisleaningagainstawall.“Let’sduckintothesameconsultationroom.”
Wegobackintothesameroomwherewewereswabbed.
“Whataretheresults?”
Hetakesadeepbreathandlooksatthethreeofus.“You’renotthefather.”
I feel like a weight has been lifted. I had a monkey sitting between my shoulder blades that just
evaporates.
“You’llkeepyourpromise?”Marciaasks.
“Ofcourse.”I’llhuntdownthepoorbastardwhohastopaychildsupport.
“That’severythingweneedtoknow,Dr.Mike.”
“Herearetheresults,incaseyouwanttolookbackatthemlateron.”
Hestuffssomepapersinmyhands.Idon’treadthem,butIcanseethatthere’salmostzerochancethat
I’mthefather.
I’vebeengiventheall-cleartopursuewhateverIneedtodowithCamilla.Iturnthepapersoverand
snatchapenfromDr.Mike’stable.
“Here’sthephonenumberofthePIthatIusethemost.Tellhimtobillmeforwhateverworkhedoes
foryou.I’lltexthimrightnowtotellhimthatyou’recomingwithmyblessing.”
Marcia’svoiceissadandtimid.“Ican’tthankyouenough.”
Icaredaboutheronce,connivingwitchthatsheis.
“Ihopeitworksoutforyou.”
Suddenly,shelookstenyearsolderthanshedidwhenwecamein.She’sgoingtolosehergravytrain
forawhile.
“We’regoinghome,Ryan.”
“Thiswholethingwasawasteoftime,”Ryanspits.“Icouldbedoingsomethingworthwhileinstead
ofbeinginasmellyclinic.”
IhopeMarciagetsabetterhandleonhim,eventhoughhe’sbasicallyteenager.Maybehe’llgrowout
ofhisrudeness.Butit’snotmyjobtocareaboutit.
“Thanks,Mike.”MikeshakesmyhandandgivesMarciaahandshake,too.Ryanisalreadywalking
outoftheroom.
Whenwegettotheparkinglot,Iturntoher.“ThiswillbethelasttimeI’llseeyouinalongtime.”
Shenods.“Takecare,Link.”
“You,too.”Iwatchhergetintohercar.IfeellikeIhaveanewleaseonlife.
Iknowmynextstop:thejewelrystore.IneedarockthattellseveryoneCamillaistakenuntiltheend
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’mtowelingoffafterabath.Idon’tknowwhat’sgoingonrightnow,butIknowthatItrustLinkto
dowhatever’sright.Kellytextedmetotellmethatshewasgoingtobebacktomorrow.Theywere
goinghikingorsomething.IfIcouldlistpeopleleastlikelytogohiking,especiallywithoutgear,Kelly
would be in the top spot. But I also know that Kelly must not be actually planning on real hiking.
Whateverfloatsherboat.
Mymindisinatangle.FirstmydadandthenMarciabargedinonus.WhatifLinkactuallydoeshave
akid?Whatwouldthatmeanforus?
IknowthatIwouldfightforhim,evenifhehadotherresponsibilities.Itouchthesoftcurveofmy
stomach.Hisbabycouldbeinsideofmerightnow.
Igetwetthinkingaboutthewaythathetookmyvirginity.He’sanincrediblelover.I’msogladthatI
gaveittohim,nomatterwhatelsehappens.
Ihearaknockonthefrontdooroftheapartment.
“Coming,”Icall.Isliponadress,nobra,nounderwear.
WhenIlookthroughthepeepholeontiptoe,IseeLinkoutside.
Iunlockthedoor,thenhe’srushinginsideandfallingtotheground.
“Link!Whatareyoudoing?”
He’sononeknee.Hehasabouquetinonehandandaringboxintheother.
“I haven’t asked you yet, but I’m going to fix that. Right now.” He brandishes the bouquet. “These
flowersareforyou.”They’repinkroses.Ismellthem.
“They’relovely.”
“Not half as lovely as you.” He opens the ring box. “Camilla, will you make me the happiest man
alive?Willyoumarryme?”
Iknowwhatthismeans.Idon’taskabouthispossiblechild,becauseIknowthathewouldn’tbeon
onekneeifhecouldn’tofferhimselftome.Iwaspreparedtofighthimifhetriedtopullaway,butit’s
unnecessary.
TherearehappytearsinmyeyeswhenIsay,“Yes.”
Thenhe’sshootingtohisfeet,theengagementringinhishand.Heslidesitontomyfinger.Iadmirethe
shininess,eventhoughmyvisionisblurry.
I’minhisarmsnow,mylegswrappedaroundhimashekissesmymouthhard.
Thenhe’scarryingmeintomyroom.Welandonmysoftbed.Hedoesn’tevenbothertoremovemy
dress, just lifts it to find that I’m bare underneath. His fingers slide into me to get me ready. I stretch
aroundtwoofhisfingersbeforehisheadisgoingbetweenmythighs.Atthefirsttouchofhistongue,my
bodyarchesoffofthebed.
He’sspinningmenow,ahandonthebackofmyheadasIhearhimundoinghispants.Hiserection
slidesintomeeasily.I’mbreathinghard,andmyworldmovesasherocksinandoutofmybody.
Thenhe’sreleasinginsideofme,fillingmeupwithhislove.Whenit’sdone,hepullsoutofmeand
flipsmeover.
“I’msohappy,”Itellhim,playingwithhishairandputtingmymouthclosetohis.
“I’mhappier,”hesays,beforehekissesme.
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oyouthinkJackywillbeokay?He’sonlythreemonthsold.”
“He’llbefine.Hisgrandfatheradoreshim.”
Idriveusbacktomyhome,ourhome.NamingourkidafterJackwentalongwaytowardshealingthe
dividebetweenus.Headoredhisnamesake,whichwaswhyhewasmorethanhappytobabysitforour
anniversary.
Iparkthecarinthegarage,hitthebuttontocloseit,andthenI’mopeningthedoorformywife.
“Nowthatwe’renotgettingupinthemiddleofthenighttoputourlittlemonsterbacktosleep,Iget
youalltomyselfforonenight.”
Ihelpherout,andthenIpushheroverthehoodofthecar.
“Thehoodisreallywarm.”
“Shh,baby.”Ipositionherhandssothatshe’sleaningoverthehood.Ittakesmetwosecondstorip
herunderwearapart.Wehaven’thadachancetohavemuchspontaneoussexeversincethebabycame.
I’vebeenthinkingaboutanniversarysexforafewweeksnow.
I’measingmywayintoherwet,tightchannelrightnow.Evenafterthebaby,shestillcanbarelytake
me.Shelikesbeingbentoveracarhood.
“Thistimewillbequick,baby,butI’llmakeituptoyoulater.”
“Fuckme,”shedemands,andthat’sarequestI’mhappytofulfill.
I’veflippedthebottomofherdresssothatherbareassisvisiblewiththeremainsofherunderwear.I
admirethesightofmydicksinkingintoher.
Itbecomestoomuchafterawhile.Icomeinherlikeateenageboywhocan’tcontrolhimself,pulsing
againandagainasIfillherup.Ipullherdressbackdown,thenIswingherintomyarms.
“Thecomeisgoingtoruinthisdress,Link.”
“That’sariskI’mwillingtotake.I’llreplaceit.”
ThenI’mracingupthestairssothatIcanputherinourJacuzzi.
It’s a smart-home appliance, so I told it to have warm water ready when we got home. I put rose-
scentedbathsaltintotheJacuzzi,andthenIeaseinnexttoher.
“Comehere,baby.”
Sheslidesforwardandstraddlesme.Inthesoapy,sweet-smellingwater,sheisagoddess.Shesmiles
downatmebeforecapturingmymouthforakiss.Iguidemydickintoheropeningforanotherround.I’m
hardagain,eventhoughIjustcameandruinedherdress.
She sighs as she sinks downward on me just a little bit at a time. Then she’s rocking on top of me,
water splashing around us. Her breasts are bobbing in the water. I kiss her throat when she throws her
headbackasherspeedpicksup.
“Oh!”shesqueals,likeshe’ssurprisedbyherorgasm.Feelinghermusclescontractaroundmepulls
myorgasmoutofme.Icomeinsideofher.We’veneverusedprotection,andI’mnotabouttostartnow.
Whenshecomesdownfromherclimax,sheopenshereyesandkissesmegently.
“Thatwasabeautifulanniversarypresent.”ShegetsoffofmylapandthenIputmyarmaroundheras
sherestsherheadonmyshoulder.Ikissherforehead.
“Ihaveasurpriseforyou,too.”
“Yeah?”
“I’mpregnantagain.”
Ifeelmyheartsoar.“Areyouserious?Youjusthadababy.”
“Yup,I’mserious.”
“Well,I’mgoingtohopewehavealittlegirl.Iloveyou,baby.I’msogladImarriedyouandI’mglad
thatwehaveJacky,littlemonsterthatheis.”
“Iloveyou,too.”
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