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KINGDOMS OF LIGHT

ALAN DEAN FOSTER

WARNER BOOKS

ALAN DEAN FOSTER is the author of more than eighty books, including many New
York Times bestsellers. Among his works are the Journeys of the Catechist and
the Spellsinger and Humanx series. A world traveler, Mr. Foster lives in
Arizona.

A Time Warner Company This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters,
places, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination or are used
fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or
dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2001 by Thranx, Inc. All rights reserved.
Warner Books, Inc., 1271 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020 Visit our
Web site at www.twbookmark.com I A Time Warner Company Printed in the United
States of America First Printing: February 2001
10 987654321
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Foster, Alan Dean.
Kingdoms of light / Alan Dean Foster. p. cm.
ISBN 0-446-52667-3 1. Wizards--Fiction. 2. Gnomes--Fiction. I. Title.
PS3556.O756 K56 2001
813.54--dc21 00-043501

For Murray Ball ... The Hogarth of Aotearoa Dog (and cats) included.

ONE

On the fertile, grassy plains of Nasid Huedril, where the fortified city of
Kyll-Bar-Bennid sticks like a rough gray thumb into the broad sweep of the
glassy green river Drimaud, the armies of the Gowdlands assembled to await the
arrival of the Totumakk Horde. Yet for all the Horde's fierce fighting skills,
for all its rumored ruthlessness and raging brutality, it was not the Horde

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that the defenders of the Gowdlands feared. Among their own steadily swelling
number they could count numerous brave fighters and famed warriors, skilled
mercenaries and professional soldiers of considerable experience and ability.
These were men and women who cowered before no wielder of spear or swinger of
sword. Only a name struck fear into them. A name of the Unknown, a fearful
shadow given substance only by reputation.
Khaxan Mundurucu.
Reputed monster, master, and soulless slayer of men and despoiler of women, it
was said. The dark arts were his province, the despair of others his pleasure.
Human flesh sated his appetite and blood slaked his thirst. Where his Horde
passed, the land was laid waste and the earth oozed pus. It was believed that
he would not be content until all the civilized world cowered at his feet and
licked the night soil from between his toes. The foulness of his countenance
was alleged to send strong men into shock, his touch to cause convulsions in
the most courageous of women. The gathering defenders of the Gowdlands drew
encouragement from the realization that no one individual, no matter how evil
and depraved, could possibly be the equal of such a reputation.
Little did they know the truth of the matter.
The promontory of Kyll-Bar-Bennid formed the gateway to the Gowdlands, with
the city commanding by far the best and most accessible of the approaches to
the fertile territories farther east. Twelve bridges spanned the river
Drimaud, encouraging exchanges and facilitating commerce. In the months since
the first rumors of the approaching Horde had changed from a whisper to a
roar, trade across the great river had slowed to a crawl, and finally to
barely a trickle. Now, with the advance body of the Horde so near, the swollen
flood of refugees had shrunk to a few last, terrified wagonloads.
A hard man to please, the stocky, silver-haired General Goughfree was quietly
gratified by the decline. The flight of civilians from the other side of the
Drimaud made his work that much easier. Of the dozen thoroughfares across the
river, eight were narrow or fragile enough to be held by small squadrons of
determined defenders. Equipped with cannon, they could sweep any attacker, no
matter how determined or accomplished, into the swift current below.
The remaining four bridges required more attention. Broad of aspect and
fashioned from solid stone, they commanded the main approaches to the city and
the plains that lay beyond. All four had to be held. Should even one be
captured, an attacking enemy would acquire a direct route into the city.
Beyond the bridges lay the town itself, circuitous of street and convoluted of
thoroughfare, and beyond it the castle, whose strong high walls were well
defended. Goughfree and his colleagues felt confident it could be held against
any assailant. But withdrawing into the castle would mean sacrificing the city
and its treasures to the ravages of the enemy. The champions of the Gowdlands
had no intention of allowing the prosperous metropolis to crumble beneath the
boots of the Totumakk.
As for the supposed malignant powers of this Khaxan Mundurucu, the defenders
of the Gowdlands could count among their number several powerful virtuosos of
the mystic arts. Having consulted with the hastily constituted council of war,
Goughfree had come away convinced of the ability of these several mages and
wizards to deal with this Mundurucu individual, whose arrogant reputation must
perforce exceed whatever arcane abilities he might actually possess. Armies
would repulse any military assault by the Totumakk, while the necromancers of
the Gowdlands would repel any sorcerous affront to the city's defenses.
Thus reassured, Goughfree spent the days supervising the strengthening of the
city's fortifications, concentrating on the vital bridges while not neglecting
the castle or the inner wards, until he was of the opinion that, seeing the
strength of Kyll-Bar-Bennid, the Totumakk might well decide it was not in
their interest to hurl themselves uselessly against it.
Languorous clouds filled the sky, and the air was suffused with the dank,
clinging humidity of Final Summer when scouts at last brought word of the
Horde's approach. Their confirming words were not needed, since from the
topmost castle heights the defenders of the city had been able to observe the

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expanding glow of burning fields and homes for many days now. When finally the
killing teams of the Horde began to emerge from the woods on the far side of
the river, the soldiers and citizens of Kyll-Bar-Bennid had their first
glimpse of those who threatened their destruction.
Even on a small scale, the sight was dauntingly horrific. Bent and twisted,
gap-toothed and cloven-skulled, cleanshaven or eruptive of beard, there was
not a man or woman among the amassing Horde who did not reek of corruption and
decay. They were a vileness upon the land--and that was only the humans among
them. At least half the Horde was made up of--other things.
There were creatures with curving, slanted eyes and narrow, heronlike beaks as
long as a man's arm. Black-furred bipeds reptilian of aspect boasted oval
mouths fringed with long hairs that might have been borrowed from fleshy
catfish, while stockier companions carried pikes and lances on shoulders
hunched unnaturally forward. There were massive red-furred hulks with warty,
leprous countenances and eyes devoid of lids, who gazed upon the world with
unblinking ferocity. Smaller fighters in this army of the damned hopped or
lurched or shambled their way into camps that sprang up around central fires,
above which roasted and dripped huge chunks of meat whose origins the saner
among the city's defenders made a conscious effort not to identify.
Officers in gleaming black armor moved among their diabolic troops like sharks
through schools of shad. Using whips and prods, they doled out grisly
imprecations and sharp blows in equal measure. None of the Horde rebelled
against this harsh treatment. None dared, and there were those truly sick ones
who reveled in it.
On the bridges, within the city proper and the castle on the heights above,
the defenders saw, and heard, and were appalled. The hellish vision of the
enemy camps was enough to induce some to desert on the spot, fleeing under
cover of night, carried away by fear. Most, however, remained, their number
continuously reinforced by a steady stream of resolute new arrivals. Anyone
with any sense knew that here was the place to stop the invaders, before they
could reach the prosperous, broad plains of the Gowdlands. Keep them on the
far side of the Drimaud, and everything and everyone to the east would be
safe. Let them cross, and chaos would surely triumph. To give way now was to
embark upon a life of eternal, hopeless flight from an unspeakable nightmare
that would never end.
All they had to do, Goughfree and his fellow officers knew, was hold the
bridges. While the aspect of the Horde was certainly terrible, the invaders
had so far exhibited nothing capable of instilling despair in the heart of a
well-trained soldier. The enemy did not even appear to have artillery, giving
a distinct advantage to the well-prepared defenders. Let them come!
On the morning of Twelfth Day, beneath a glowering sky and in defiance of a
sultry, obscuring rain, that is what they did.
Goughfree had established a forward command post atop the Hidradny Tower,
which defended the largest and most prominent of the bridges that spanned the
Drimaud. At the midpoint of the structure, a succession of battlements had
been erected, one behind the other. The same defensive bulwarks had been put
in place on all of the eleven other bridges. The idea was to funnel the mass
of the enemy onto one or more of the resulting narrow concourses rather than
meet them on an open field. This would prevent them from bringing superior
numbers to bear. Should they succeed in surmounting or battering their way
through a fortification, the defenders would retreat to the next one
immediately behind. In this way, the attacking enemy force would be gradually
reduced at each wall, while the defenders would grow progressively stronger
thanks to reinforcements waiting to be brought up from behind.
When the moment was right, Goughfree or any of the generals commanding the
other bridges could draw upon well-rested reserves for a devastating
counterattack to drive the attackers hack across the river. The defenders
would not attempt to follow, but would instead try to reduce the enemy as
severely as circumstance allowed before returning to the defense of the
bridges. In the event the Horde succeeded in fighting its way across the

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entire length of a bridge, tall entrance gates and heavily defended city walls
awaited them.
It was a good plan, a sound plan, uncomplicated and easy to implement.
Goughfree, Chaupunell, Zisgymond and the other senior officers had a great
deal of confidence in it. With luck, it would result in the elimination of the
Totumakk Horde as an effective fighting force or threat to the Gowdlands for
all time.
When battle was finally joined, standing atop the Hidradny Tower and squinting
through the rain, Goughfree could see that all was going as planned.
Shattering the air with a frightful ululation interspersed with individual war
cries, many of which did not arise from human throats, the Horde proceeded to
assault all four main bridges simultaneously. If in so doing they hoped to
discover a weak point, they failed miserably. Only on the Salmisti Bridge were
the defenders overwhelmed by the fury of the attack and pushed back. Hastily
reinforced by cavalry held in reserve for just such a purpose, the defense
stiffened at the last wall before the city gate.
Taking personal charge of the counterattack, General Zisgymond of the Grand
Moied of Viezshry led a charge through the gate of massed heavy cavalry drawn
from four kingdoms. The impact of the armored horse and antelope on the
invaders was terrible. Those who were not trampled under hoof or cut down by
lance, pike, and sword either fled back across the corpse-strewn bridge or
leaped into the river to escape. Those whose weighty armor did not drag them
to the muddy bottom to drown were carried off downstream by the swift current
of the Drimaud and away from the field of battle. It was not a defense: it was
a rout. Within the city, an elated citizenry filled the air with a spontaneity
of cheers.
The effect on the rest of the enemy was profound. Seeing their hitherto
indomitable colleagues slaughtered or forced into the water, the columns of
attackers assaulting the other three main bridges faltered in their
conviction, hesitated, and were, bridge by bridge, driven back to the far
shore from whence they had come. As planned, their triumphant adversaries
halted there, thrusting their weapons into the air while jeering their enemy,
and returning to reconstitute their defensive positions.
That evening, Chaupunell and the rest of the senior staff took the time to
congratulate Goughfree and one another.
"It's not done with yet." Goughfree had been too long a soldier to sail easy
upon a sea of acclaim. "They were only testing us."
"A costly test." A euphoric commander of archers was leaning against the stone
fretwork, peering through the mist. The gentle rain softened the aspect of the
slaughter, whose bloody aftermath still stained the rough stone of the
bridges. The Salmisti and Breleshva crossings in particular benefited from the
cleansing shower, restoring the sheen of their smoothly paved surfaces from
bright red to flinty gray.
"We have suffered losses of our own," Chaupunell pointed out. "The wounded
must be seen to, and possible weak spots shored up." He and Goughfree in
concert with a pair of senior engineers set to devising revised fortifications
for the endangered Salmisti Bridge.
The Horde did not wait for morning. Hoping to catch the defenders of
Kyll-Bar-Bennid off guard, and before they could renew themselves with a good
night's rest, the invaders launched a second attack just after midnight.
Darkness allowed them to approach the defensive palisades more closely this
time before they were discovered, but the surprise they achieved was only
partial.
Responding with energy and determination, the defenders gave ground grudgingly
on all four bridges, doing as much damage as possible before falling back
where and when necessary. When the Horde threw cavalry of its own into the
attack, some desperate moments ensued. Riding atop hollow-eyed hoarbeasts
boasting sharp, forward-facing horns and snouts filled with serrated, snapping
teeth, the Horde scattered the defenders of the previously unbreached
Zhisbrechar Bridge, seriously weakening the left flank of the city's defense

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and threatening to breach the tower that anchored that end of the city wall.
Massive as gryphons, fleet of foot as elk, the hoarbeasts were not turned by
the cavalry sent to reinforce the bridge.
That was when Goughfree called forth the Shandrac Thunder. From strategically
superior positions atop hills behind the city walls, the famed assembled
artillery of the Twin Dominions poured fire and destruction upon the invading
Horde. Explosions ripped through the rain and split the night as projectiles
fell like hail on the bridge and the far shore. Terrified by the flash and
sound of exploding shells, panicked hoarbeasts whirled in retreat, trampling
their own reinforcements underfoot and sowing panic and confusion among all
manner of befuddled attackers. When the defenders of the Zhisbrechar followed
the bombardment with a furious counterattack of their own, they were met with
little resistance. Debased beast and brute homunculus alike went down beneath
scything sword and thrusting pike.
Once more, victory belonged to the defenders. Once again, the enemy had failed
even to mount a persistent assault on a city gate. Around Goughfree, senior
staff and attendant guard celebrated gleefully. Only the general himself did
not participate. Though chided for his reserve, he explained that he could not
bring himself to rejoice. Something worried his thoughts like a nipping eel
that had clamped its jaws around his ankle and would not let go.
Where was Khaxan Mundurucu?
For the next three days, nothing more threatening than heavy rain pummeled the
defenders of the Gowdlands. From a strategic standpoint, the pause made no
sense. Chaupunell in particular was surprised by the hiatus--surprised and
pleased, since it gave the defenders time to rest, to recover, and to repair
some of the damage done to their forward defenses on the four main bridges.
Of course, Goughfree knew, the enemy was using the time to recuperate as well.
The Horde had suffered terrible losses. Hundreds of bodies, some too ghastly
in appearance to touch, washed up on the narrow shingle beaches at the base of
the city walls and docks. The defenders, too, had suffered. But if anything,
morale within and behind Kyll-Bar-Bennid was higher than ever, thanks to the
unified forces of the Gowdlands having repulsed not one but two attacks of
significance. And while their flow was reduced in number, reinforcements
continued their steady trickle into the city.
On the morning of the fourth day after the midnight attack on the bridges, the
interminable rain gave way to a light fog. Hanging over river and city, shore
and plain, it imparted an eerie and unnatural peace to the panorama of
devastation. Even the local waterfowl, who in the absence of battle had been
slowly returning to favorite haunts beneath the bridges and along the silent
shores, were strangely quiet.
The trio of forward lookouts who saw the first lumpenkin were so shocked they
nearly failed to report the advance before they were cut down, torn to pieces
by sinewy, muscular arms longer than their own bodies. As the towering,
dull-eyed, blond-furred bipeds shambled forward, heads hanging low from long
necks and the backs of massive hands scraping the ground as they walked
accompanying dramunculi swept the bridge with pyrovomitus, scorching the
precisely set stones and incinerating anything flammable. Behind these
striding horrors came the main body of the Totumakk Horde, even grimmer of
countenance than usual, led by officers in terrifying armor who had heretofore
remained in the background, giving orders without participating directly in
battle.
Hastily struggling into his uniform, Goughfree knew as soon as he reached the
high parapet and descried what was coming that this was to be the Final
Battle. Today the Horde would hold nothing back. Today would bring the final,
unconditional triumph of the peoples of the Gowdlands. It was with eager
anticipation that he buttoned the collar of his weather jacket and heard the
Shandrac Thunder begin to boom vigorously behind him.
Once again, explosive shells began to fall among the invaders, easy targets
where they were packed together and concentrated on the eastern approaches to
the four bridges. Once again, blood and bone, steel and stone, erupted in

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grisly fountains from the already battered but still intact stone arches and
from the far shore. And then a strange thing happened.
The shells continued to fall, the Shandrac gunners placing them with unerring
accuracy in the midst of the invaders. Explosions continued to split the air,
and the fog became flavored with the acrid stink of gunpowder. But the enemy
was not affected. Something was protecting them. Gazing down in disbelief, the
members of the senior staff charged with the ultimate defense of the city and
the Gowdlands saw that the falling shells were exploding before they reached
the ground. It was as if a transparent shield of impenetrable glass had
suddenly come into being above each bridge, to hover above the massed columns
of advancing invaders.
"There!" shouted Colonel Borallos. The slim, dark-haired Master of Horse was
accounted the sharpest of eye among all the general staff. Following the
ramrod-straight line of her arm, Goughfree squinted into the fog, and finally
saw what she saw.
Well back in the body of each of the four attacking columns, flanked by
hairless, slate gray lumpenkin more massive of body than their taller, blonder
counterparts, and attended by bird-things that sported quills instead of
feathers and spatulate beaks lined with fine, needle-like teeth, was a wizard.
In lieu of lustrous, flowing robes, the Four Warlocks of the Totumakk were
clad in black cowls spattered with crimson paint intended to simulate flowing
blood. Other than their attire, they were alike only in the evil they served
up and dispensed.
One had four arms that picked invisible somethings from the air and flung them
in the direction of the defending troops. Another was bloated and porcine,
while a third was so squashed and profuse of jowl as to appear bodiless, as if
its legs were growing right out of the bottom of its neck. The fourth, who was
sorcerously assisting the assault on the Salmisti Bridge, wore a high, fat red
cap the same color as its bulbous nose. Thin white wire spectacles rode that
protuberant organ, while pointed teeth protruded forward and out from a
slightly underslung lower jaw. The creature was reading from a handful of
papers, reciting in detail those spells it had not wholly committed to memory.
In addition to sustaining the nefarious, necromantic shields that protected
the advancing hordes from the effects of the Shandrac Thunder, the four
warlocks called down burning sulfur and white-hot phosphorus on the defenders
of the city. Small snapping fish fell among the archers and crossbowmen, while
biting, stinging insects bedeviled the waiting cavalry.
As the spell-invigorated enemy threw itself against bulwark after bulwark,
high on the city wall a worried Chaupunell and Zisgymond caucused with
Goughfree.
"Our soldiers are brave and determined." Along with the rain, lines of concern
streaked General Zisgymond's noble face. "But they cannot fight incantations.
Hexes do not bleed." He gestured toward the wall, in the direction of battle.
"Already the defenders of the Salmisti and Hidradny Bridges are being forced
back to the towers. If these fall, the enemy will enter the city. Soon
thereafter, they will be here, laying siege to the castle itself."
"Look at our people, suffering and dying beneath that which they cannot
understand." Confidence could be seen slipping from Chaupunell's face, like a
party mask whose strap had broken. "They fight on, but their morale is
degenerating rapidly. Something must be done! Where are our own magicians?"
"Conferencing, or so I am informed. Trying to decide how best to counter this
unexpected assault."
Chaupunell's face was set with concern as he surveyed the field of battle. "We
cannot wait for bickering oldsters to agree upon a course of action. We must
do something now."
"Do you not think I am aware of this?" Goughfree was as troubled as any of
them. "We must find a way to stop the necromancers who are leading the attack,
or at the least, find a means of reducing their influence." He called to
several nearby couriers, who stood waiting for orders. "Inform those
commanding the defenses of the Salmisti, Breleshva, Hidradny, and Zhisbrechar

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Bridges that they are to hold their towers at all costs. In twenty minutes we
will launch a coordinated counterattack, with cavalry, at all four points." As
supreme commander of the city's defense, it was within his provenance to issue
such an order. He turned to the rest of the general staff.
"I want the best archers not engaged in the immediate defense of the bridges
to be formed into four squads. Each is to be escorted by heavy cavalry. When
the counterattack begins, they are to be rushed forward in chariots. They must
penetrate the enemy lines and kill the four warlocks, or at least cause them
to retreat from the field of battle. If they can do that, I think the enemy,
whose confidence has presently been restored by unnatural means, will break."
He indicated the castle keep behind them. "I have the utmost respect for our
own learned scholars, but we cannot wait for them to concur."
It was a sound plan, the best that could be propagated under the
circumstances. Even the weather must have thought it auspicious, for when the
massive counterattack began, the rain turned to a light mist that was to the
benefit of the waiting archers.
The Horde was hit hard. Heavy cavalry from Blest-on-Yoor and the Kingate of
Hrushpar slammed into the enemy, trampling those in front, stunning those
behind, and bringing the assault on the Salmisti, Zhisbrechar, and Hidradny
Bridges to a shocked halt in front of the defensive towers. Only on the bridge
of Breleshva did the counterattack slow and begin to falter. Narrowest of the
four main bridges that spanned the Drimaud, it offered the least room for
heavy horse to maneuver.
Furthermore, the attackers there were led by the wizard of the bloated red
cap. Strewing balls of orange flame in front of the counterattacking cavalry,
he blinded the horses while the enemy Horde surrounded them and, one by one,
brought down their armored riders. Urged forward by their bloodthirsty
brethren behind, those attackers in front succeeded in pushing past and over
the defenders, leaving chariot-borne archers and steel-clad cavalry bobbing
behind like boats trapped in a churning back-eddy at the bend of a river.
A bleak-visaged Goughfree turned away from the unsettling scene. Though he
carried the sword slung at his side primarily for reasons of ceremony he now
knew that it was soon to be employed in more prosaic pursuits.
"The tower of the Breleshva Bridge is breached, and the enemy is entering the
city."
Zisgymond took a step backward. "With your permission, General, I go to take
personal charge of the defenses there. There is a chance we can keep them
bottled up in the Plistina District. Fighting house to house, street to
street, we can prevent them from flanking and taking any of the other bridges
from behind."
That was the great strategic danger, of course. Once across the river, the
enemy would be able to fan out and attack the defenders of the other bridges
from the rear. This posed the danger of the city's defenses collapsing
completely. Of course, the castle and the plains beyond could still be
defended, but glorious, beautiful Kyll-Bar-Bennid, city of elegant avenues and
a thousand spires, would be lost to pillage and destruction. It was a scenario
that threatened to break Goughfree's heart.
They could only pray for the success of Zisgymond's efforts. If anyone could
mount a successful counterattack under such rapidly developing desperate
circumstances, it was the senior officer from far Xolchis.
Zisgymond had been gone for only a few moments when a courier arrived,
breathless and excited. Her expression bespoke good news, a commodity that had
been sorely lacking since that morning's sodden sunrise. Whatever it was,
Goughfree knew, it did not involve the struggle below. Warriors of the Horde
continued to pour through the captured Breleshva tower, fanning out into the
city streets behind. Already, tongues of flame and the shadows of smoke from
other incipient blazes could be seen rising from homes and businesses that the
Totumakk had begun to put to the torch.
Still, any good news was welcome. Absently, he acknowledged the courier's
salute. "Yes, what is it?" Perhaps a prediction of worse weather to come, he

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hoped. A heavy downpour might help to slow the enemy's alarmingly swift
advance.
The courier swallowed as she struggled to catch her breath. She was very
young, Goughfree saw, and quite attractive. No time for such fond
contemplations now, he reminded himself sternly.
"Noble s-sirs," she gasped as droplets of mist pearled her exhausted face,
"the convocation of the Gowdland mages has deferred all action upon receiving
word that Susnam Evyndd has just entered the city!"

TWO

Goughfree's eyes widened. For him, this amounted to a shout of exultation.
Other members of the general staff were not so restrained. Their reactions to
this news ranged from a throwing of arms joyously into the air to one colonel
who fell to his knees, overcome with emotion.
The few wizards of the Gowdlands who had been recruited for the defense of the
city had so far been unable to come up with a coordinated response to the
attacks of the Horde. Throughout the battle, they had remained huddled within
the castle keep, casting runes and seeking otherworldly inspiration. Now the
news that the greatest of them all, the most celebrated and distinguished
master of the necromantic arts in all the known kingdoms, was inside the city
should serve to strengthen the spines of soldier and scholar alike.
It did not mean he was there to help, Goughfree cautioned himself, but it was
hard to imagine why else he might have come. Surely he had not journeyed all
the way to Kyll-Bar-Bennid simply to witness and observe its destruction!
"Now we have something to fight back with!" The captain of foot who spoke
thrust his clenched fist forward. "Magic with which to counter magic!" He
gestured contemptuously in the direction of the looming keep. "A wizard who
will do battle with more than mystified mutterings. A mage of action."
"Great magic, too, if it is truly Susnam Evyndd." Another officer regarded the
courier expectantly.
Eyes blinking as she gasped for air amid the cloaking mist, the young rider
nodded vigorously as she swore. "It is truly he, noble sirs. I saw him myself,
when he pulled back the curtain of his palanquin to peer out and gauge the
weather."
Raundel was nodding slowly. "I have heard that his is not a countenance to be
mistaken for another's." He turned to the nearest waiting couriers. "Pass the
word to all defending officers that the celebrated wizard Susnam Evyndd is in
the city, and will soon be involved in the fight to preserve it from the
enemy." Anticipation in defense of morale was no sin, the general believed.
They were waiting, all of them except Zisgymond, when the great man finally
arrived. He was dressed simply, in a manner belying his status, when he
finally ascended the last step and stood among them atop the parapet. Much
shorter than Goughfree had expected, the wizard strode immediately to the
overlook and stood there surveying the mist-shrouded chaos of combat. Clad in
shirt of plain homespun and pants of gray poplin tucked into calf-high boots
of dramunculi leather, he was of ordinary build. But his face bore the scars
of a lifetime of doing battle with the unknown and powerful, his eyes did not
water, and his voice cleaved the dank air with the assurance of one who knows,
if not All, at least a good deal more than his fellow beings were capable of
comprehending. It exuded an unshakable, almost jaded self-assurance.
"When I heard what was transpiring, I got here as fast as I could." His tone
indicated frustration at the delay, as if he had been personally affronted by
Time itself. "I see where your problems lie. We will deal with them now."
Without hesitation or fear of the great height, he scrambled swiftly up onto
the rim of the parapet. No one dared move to hold him back, or voice a warning
that would clearly not be heeded. As the wizard lifted his arms, the officers
of the general staff did not have to be told to step back.
Then Susnam Evyndd began to speak, addressing the unseen in a voice that

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boomed out over the city like a reassuring balm.
"MALORIAN NAR MACUSCO! SETHIN PAIS TAAL RA!"
The wizard's words rolled over and down the sides of the fortress and the high
hill on which it stood like a peal of thunder emerging from the bowels of an
arriving storm. It swept out and over clashing armies and howling warriors and
echoed from the far banks of the swift-flowing Drimaud. Hearing it, soldiers
of the Gowdlands looked up. Seeing a brightness beginning to coalesce on the
rim of the fortress wall, piercing the omnipresent drizzle with its sharp
radiance, some recognized the individual standing tall in its midst, and began
to cheer. Meanwhile the masses of the attacking Horde blinked, and hesitated.
Lightning, white and pure, leaped from the billowing refulgence that had
formed above the castle. In a great irregular arc, the angry bolt plunged
downward to strike in the midst of the attacking Totumakk. It struck the
bespectacled warlock of the bulbous red hat and, without ceremony or preamble,
pierced him from front to back. A startled look transformed his supremely
repulsive countenance. Slowly and without a word, sorceral or otherwise, he
toppled from his seat.
Seeing this, the defenders of the Breleshva Bridge took heart and redoubled
their efforts, quickly bringing a halt to the enemy advance. Once more, the
well-placed shells of the Shandrac Thunder began to land unimpeded among the
advancing Horde, raising havoc in their ranks and preventing reinforcements
from surging across the bridge.
A second bolt of mage-bred energy demolished the porcine sorcerer, who
squealed in terror as his feeble attempts to deflect the necromantic blow came
to naught. Methodically working his way downstream, Susnam Evyndd next slew
the third sorcerer. Each time their mystic protector was lost, the line of
enemy Horde relying on him faltered. Already, the defenders of the Salmisti
and Zhisbrechar Bridges were driving their attackers back across the Drimaud,
recovering lost ground stone by blood-soaked stone.
Now only the four-armed warlock remained to shield the last of the enemy's
attacking columns. As the wizard Evyndd was preparing to deliver himself of a
fourth thunderbolt, the colonel of horse drew the attention of her fellow
staff members to a spreading commotion among the Horde on the far bank.
Something was emerging from the forest. It was large enough so that its
general shape and size could be made out even through the light drizzle.
A giant stepped out from among the trees.
The figure was of indeterminate outline, clad from head to foot in black
cloth. No gold thread adorned the massive chest, no precious gems sparkled
atop the concealed skull. Though no more massive than the blond-furred
lumpenkin or dark lurchers presently crowding the bridges, its oddly shifting
outline inspired much comment among the onlookers. As to its identity, that
did not long remain a mystery. A chant rising from the far shore began to
swell in volume. Soon it was loud enough to be heard on the bridges, among the
towers, and finally within the fortress of Kyll-Bar-Bennid itself.
"Mundurucu, Mundurucu, Mundurucu ...!"
"So that's the legendary Khaxan Mundurucu. At last." Along with the rest of
his fellow officers, General Mauffrew was leaning against the parapet, staring
across the river past the battle raging below. "He's big, but not all that
big."
"It is not his size that should concern us." No sooner had Goughfree proffered
this sensible observation than the truth of it was proved right.
Erupting from the newly arrived necromancer's right hand, a ball of
orange-yellow fire soared castleward. Among shouts and involuntary screams as
the members of the general staff, their aides, and waiting couriers took
cover, Susnam Evyndd calmly turned slightly to his right and raised both
hands, palms outward, the thumbs touching. No one paid much attention to the
words he uttered, but they must have been powerful indeed.
A glistening, shimmering transparency materialized around him, glass and
crystal come together to form a bubble of what one distant onlooker later
described as clear magic. Striking this, the ravening orange fireball

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shattered into fiery, swiftly dissipating embers before crossing the wall.
His arm wheeling round in a great arc, the wizard flung riverward a bolt of
pure sorceral force so intensely white that it verged on blue. Goughfree and
the others strained to see, but it was the colonel of horse, she of the
sharpest vision, who reported to them that while two dozen attending retainers
had been blasted into oblivion, the black-clad figure had only been staggered
by the blow, and remained standing.
It was Chaupunell who thought to look, not at the continuing pandemonium of
battle or the opposing warlock, but at the valorous Evyndd. What he observed
was not encouraging. The wizard was frowning, his head inclined forward, as if
unable to quite believe that the tremendous blow he had just delivered had not
resulted in the complete destruction of its intended target. Drawing himself
up, he raised both hands high above his head, fingers pressed tightly together
and pointing downward. Lightning began to crackle and take shape before his
fingertips as he summoned forth a ball of energy even greater than the one he
had just flung at the opposite shore. Chaupunell had to shield his eyes from
it. Everyone else kept their gaze focused on the far bank of the river.
Just as the eminent Evyndd was about to deliver his blow, a cylinder of
gleaming blackness shot through with internal flame struck the parapet. The
result was a narrowly focused but intense explosion that knocked everyone down
while rendering them momentarily blind and deaf. When Goughfree had recovered
enough for his eyes to focus, he saw that a man-size chunk of wall and floor
was now missing from the castle's rim. Smoke rose from the solid stone, which,
unbelievably, crackled with flame in several places, the raw rock burning like
kindling. Fragments of quartz within the rock had melted and run like pallid
butter from the extraordinary but tightly focused heat. His throat clenched,
though not from the smoke or dust.
Of the great wizard Susnam Evyndd, protector of the Gowdlands and defender of
Kyll-Bar-Bennid, nothing could be seen. Then a soldier cried out, and the
survivors ran to see where he was pointing. Below the wall, on the lower
landing, the transparent sphere the mage had enchanted around him still
sparkled in the dim light. It had preserved not only the wizard's body but
those who had been standing in his vicinity. In turn, it had absorbed the full
force of the strike from the far side of the river. While not strong enough to
penetrate the transparent shield, that awful speeding black cylinder of
unknown composition and unimaginable power had blown it and the man contained
within right off the parapet on which he had been standing.
Within the sphere of protection, the wizard Susnam Evyndd had been violently
buffeted about by forces no human body could be expected to withstand. As he
lay unmoving on the stone paving, the pellucid bubble surrounding him made a
slight popping sound--and was gone. Blood trickled from his nostrils and the
corner of his mouth, staining his simple cotton clothing.
Those deliberating mages who had gathered below to defer to the greatest among
them now formed a circle around the intact but motionless body. The
expressions on their faces sent a cold, damp chill running down the length of
Goughfree's spine. Looking up and back, one disconsolate wizard met the
general's stare--and slowly began to shake his head from side to side.
Goughfree's jaws tightened until his teeth began to ache. It was impossible,
it was madness--Susnam Evyndd could not be dead. He couldn't be!
But he was. While the concussive power of the black cylinder had not shattered
his body, its force had broken something within his skull. As the circle of
melancholy mages gathered up the limp form of he who had been foremost among
them and prepared to carry him safely away from the scene of battle, a
distraught Goughfree realized that the defenders of Kyll-Bar-Bennid would have
to make do without him.
It must be said that no one gave ground easily. The guardians of the city did
not break and run. But when Khaxan Mundurucu took personal charge of the
assault and started across the Hidradny Bridge, flinging fire and destruction
in every direction from amorphous, black-shrouded hands, Goughfree knew in his
heart of hearts that all was lost. Fears of defeat became a certainty when

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first the Salmisti tower, then the one on the Hidradny, fell to the invaders'
relentless onslaught. To save the remainder of the army from complete
destruction, and to preserve what he could of the city on the river, he and
the rest of the general staff agreed to a full and complete surrender. There
was nothing to be gained by trying to hold only the castle against the kind of
otherworldly might they had just seen so overpoweringly demonstrated.
They met the enemy officers in the wide, central square. It was quiet, the
clocks in the town towers silent, the crackle and roar of burning buildings
much less than would have been the case had Goughfree and his colleagues
chosen to fight to the last. Heroic bronzes of heroes and artists looked on in
silence, unable to influence or comment upon the disturbing proceedings. Ranks
of sullen, exhausted soldiers tried to maintain a semblance of order as they
were forced to gaze across the two-inch-square individual paving stones at
smirking, triumphant men, women, and spear-carrying creatures that were
neither.
Standing near the center of the square, apart from the ranks, Goughfree,
Chaupunell, and the others waited stoically. Their aim was to save the city
and preserve as much of the Gowdlands as possible from pillage, rapine, and
worse. Anxious eyes searched the lines of monsters and men for their enemy
counterparts.
The forward line of the enemy suddenly parted to allow three figures to step
forward. Two were men, tall of body and brutal of aspect. Goughfree was
unsettled by their appearance, but did not let it show. What did he
expect--court dandies fitted out in elegant silks and brocade? The third
figure was much shorter, an impossible progeny of rodent and human, with a
long orange-red face, a small mouth full of thin, sharp teeth, and
downward-slanting, mournful eyes.
Behind them came the massive, black-clad shape of the diabolical wizard Khaxan
Mundurucu. Searching in vain for a face, Goughfree and the others saw only an
ambulating tower of lumpy black cloth.
"I am General Drauchec," announced the foremost of the three warriors. "Myself
and generals Boroko and Feelleq-aQua are here to present the terms of
capitulation." So saying, a mailed hand passed over a sheaf of papers that
appeared to have been inscribed in blood--though the blood of what, Goughfree
could not have said.
Glancing down, he began to read aloud. "This part the third," he muttered,
"that concerns the turning over of stores. If we give everything we possess
into your charge, what is to guarantee that my troops will have food enough to
see them back to their often distant homes?"
"No guarantees, no guarantees!"
The defeated general staff of the Gowdlands looked up sharply at the source of
the voice. Even the three Totumakk officers turned. None of them had spoken.
The objection had come from the hulking figure that loomed behind them.
The voice, though clear and delivered with some force, had been surprisingly
tinny, with an oddly reverberant echo. Almost, Goughfree thought, as if it had
issued simultaneously from multiple throats.
Black cloth began to slough away from the figure. Behind Chaupunell, the
colonel of horse gasped, and murmurs of confusion could be heard from other
members of the staff as the true and natural aspect of Khaxan Mundurucu was at
last revealed. Goughfree was no less stunned than any of them. The much-feared
Khaxan Mundurucu was not a person, not an individual.
He was a them.
It was difficult to say which of the acrobatic goblins that together comprised
the hulking form was the ugliest. One by one, they tumbled and leaped from
their perches to assemble in a group on the stones of the square. Joined
together by strong hands and feet, they had filled the vast black cloth in the
shape of a person. Now they stood exposed for what they were: twenty-two
goblinlike personages of varying size and appearance, each one of them less
pleasant than the next to look upon.
A resigned, slightly fearful Drauchec confirmed what everyone could see for

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themselves. "May I present the Clan Mundurucu; Masters of the Mystic Arts,
Commanders of the Totumakk Horde, Ravagers of the Earth and Despoilers of
Kingdoms Grand and Small, Distributors of Omnipotent Unpleasantness. I, and
those beneath me, serve at their pleasure." So saying, Drauchec and his two
equally intimidating fellow officers proceeded to bow low in the direction of
the gathering goblins, arms crossed across their chests in a gesture of utter
submission.
Chaupunell leaned forward to whisper into Goughfree's ear. "Surely each of
these wee creatures does not possess the power of the whole?"
"Nay," declared a dumpy figure with big ears and the frenzied face of a
maniacal toadfish, "we must work together to defeat the likes of the late and
unlamented Susnam Evyndd, may his pure and noble soul lie corrupted and
befouled forever. It is good that our attack drew him forth to a place of
openness where we could get at him. But we all also have our individual
powers. See, and tremble!" Raising a hand full of fingers like unpeeled
carrots, the goblin whispered a few words and gestured.
There was a poofing of air and a putrid, mephitic odor rushed up Goughfree's
nostrils. Turning in horror, he saw a frantic rat with the face of one of his
fellow generals scamper wildly past his feet. With a cry of delight, a goblin
built like a sack of potatoes with a face banned from the land of frogs leaped
into the air and landed with both broad, flabby feet on the fleeing thing that
the brave Chaupunell had become. Tiny bones snapped and blood squirted out
from beneath heavy, oversize boots.
Goughfree swallowed hard. Behind him, someone was throwing up. "We accept your
terms," he managed to choke out, "without guarantees, relying on your mercy as
victorious soldiers of noble and chivalrous mien."
"Noble? Chivalrous?" A heavily cowled something resembling a leprous monk
sidled up to Goughfree and without warning or hesitation viciously kicked the
general in his right knee, cracking the patella and driving the senior officer
to the ground, where he lay clutching himself and writhing in pain. "We be the
Khaxan Mundurucu! We take, and you give!" Thick, rubbery lips rolled into a
terrifying sneer. "Give 'nobly,' if you like, but give you will!" The squat
horror whirled. "Drauchec! Boroko! The city is yours. Have at it!" A great cry
that was terrible to hear promptly arose from the assembled Horde.
Not everyone died that day in Kyll-Bar-Bennid, though there were many who
wished they had. Some few escaped, fleeing in terror back to their farms and
far cities, to spread word of what had happened, of the terrible defeat and
the slaughter and destruction that had ensued. Little hope of resistance
survived anywhere within the Gowdlands. The river Drimaud had been the place
to stop the invaders. With most of their best soldiers and fighters now dead
or in captivity, the smaller cities and communities could only try to welcome
the invaders without resistance, and perhaps to buy them off. It was a feeble
hope, a faint wish. Especially in light of what the Khaxan Mundurucu did while
much of the city burned below them.
Ascending to the highest tower of the castle keep, the goblinish clan gamboled
together while observing with pleasure and satisfaction the fiery turmoil that
raged below. Most musically gifted of them all, knob-nosed Kobbod composed
deviant arias on the screams that rose from the chasm of the tormented city,
while his twisted sisters Kelfeth and Krerwhen put their arms across each
others' hunched shoulders and gleefully cackled forth each new morbid stanza
invented by their sibling.
Kobkale, generally acknowledged to be the ugliest and therefore the most
admired member of the extended family, stood by the edge of the wall
appraising the work of the rampaging Horde below. Kushmouth waddled over to
his clan-mate, his long-whiskered, flattened face alight with the pleasure to
be gained from observing the final damnation of others.
"What think you, brother? A good week's work!" A leathery arm waved eastward.
"All the lands of these pustulant braggarts are now ours."
"Not quite." Buried deep with Kobkale's profound repulsiveness was a mind
steeped in abhorrent knowledge and sharp of thought. "Some may continue to

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hold out against us."
"Think you so? Genuinely?" Kushmouth frowned, an action that drew eyebrows
like dead larvae halfway down over his protuberant eyes. "Don't you think the
destruction of the primary city of the Gowdlands will cause all the others to
bow in terror to our will?"
"Mostly, yes. But there may still be some who think it better to resist than
to acknowledge our suzerainty. For them, laying waste to a town and its
inhabitants will not be lesson enough." Kobkale glanced skyward. "A greater
lesson may be wanting. The everlastingly stubborn must not merely be
terrified: they must be reminded of that terror every day. They must be
reminded of their helplessness as much as of our power." Turning from the
rampart, he gathered his black-and-gray robes around him.
Depraved anticipation filled Kushmouth's grotesque face. "You have something
in mind, brother!"
"Most assuredly. Gather the Clan."
They assembled atop the captured castle keep. When Kobkale put forth his
proposal, there was no dissension. All present thought the notion admirable,
which was to say surpassingly malign. It should ensure the subjugation of the
peoples of the Gowdlands forever, and render them pleasantly malleable in the
hands of the Clan and the Totumakk Horde. No chastisement more terrifying had
ever been proposed by a member of the group. Kobkale was duly applauded.
This time there was no need for them to bind themselves together in the form
of a giant. Instead, they gathered in a closed circle, gnarled hands clasping
misshapen fingers, and focused on an imaginary point midway between them.
Individually, every member of the clan could perform one kind of powerful
sorcery or another. When they combined their efforts, conjoined their
exertions, nothing necromantic or normal could stand before the force of their
malign vision.
In accordance with Kobkale's instructions, the secret words were whispered,
the special incantations invoked. In the center of the circle, unmoved and
unaffected by the howls of despair still rising from the doomed city, a dark
something began to take shape. As the chanting of the Clan Mundurucu rose in
intensity and increased in volume, so did the convocating darkness. A roiling
sphere of ultimate blackness congealed from the depths of places where men did
not go; swelling, expanding, engorging itself on the words uttered in concert
by the enclosing goblinate.
With a vast, guttural sigh, as of Death itself exhaling, the sphere suddenly
spewed skyward. Reaching the clouds, it began to spread outward in all
directions. Gazing at it, a delighted Kmeliog brushed back the worms that were
her hair and thought of a monstrous quantity of ink spilled on a floor, only
all of it turned upside down.
Where the darkness touched, the light faded, until only grayness remained. All
across the Gowdlands, and beyond, natural light was blotted from existence.
With the light went every suggestion, every hint of color, until all the known
world found itself existing in a state of enduring grayness, permanently
somber and sad. When on the following morn the sun rose, it would not shine,
but instead cast only a cold ashen glow on a world cast down into an abiding
melancholy.
Concluding the hex with a necromantic flourish, Kobkale and his clanmates
contemplated what they had wrought, and were much pleased with their effort.
None of them had ever cared much for color anyway, so its absence did not
trouble them. Even the fires that leaped from building to building in the town
below were devoid of brilliance, the dancing flames no longer blushing red and
orange, but only an all-consuming, all-destroying gray.
"That demonstration of power should put an end to any thoughts of resistance,"
Kobkale declared firmly as the circle broke up and its component clan members
proceeded to go their individual ways.
"Genuinely, genuinely!" Kesbroch clapped thick hands together in delight.
Devious and irresistible were the ways of the Clan whose destiny it was to
dominate the whole world.

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He was not alone in his praise for their brother's counsel. Later that night,
in the great hall of the castle where they had taken up residence, the other
members of the Clan raised a toast of the blood of slain virgins to their
noble Kobkale while they feasted on the tender meat of freshly butchered young
children who had been dragged from their hiding places throughout the city.
Genuinely (as the Mundurucu were wont to say), the overarching pall of
grayness that descended upon the Gowdlands sowed fear and consternation far
and wide. Communities that had yet to feel the heavy foot of the Totumakk
trembled and cried out as every trace and speck of color vanished from
familiar surroundings. Flowers lost their tints, while paintings became as
simple ink drawings set down beneath gray wash. Pinkness disappeared from the
cheeks of young girls, while no longer could eager swains speak to their loved
ones of eyes of dancing blue, or green, or any other hue. The world was
plunged into a morbid, dreary grayness, where everyone could still see, but
had lost the heart to do so.
Forced to dine on leaden grass, cattle were put off their feed and grew thin
and listless, until their ribs began to show through their sides. Fungi of all
manner of malformed shape and size grew large, overwhelming fields of grain,
assailing orchards, and even invading the fabled, meticulously tended
vegetable gardens of the kingates of Spargel and far Homimmu. Birds ceased
their singing, reduced to an occasional subdued croak, while ducks and
chickens found no solace in eggs that instead of issuing forth ivory white,
emerged from their cloaca ashen of aspect.
A different kind of grayness in the form of hunger began to stalk the land.
Comfortably ensconced within the castle of Kyll-Bar-Bennid, the Khaxan
Mundurucu received reports from Horde outriders of what their collective spell
had wrought, and were mightily pleased. Town after town, city after city,
submitted without a fight to their dominion, begging only that a little color
be restored to them. The Mundurucu accepted these capitulations with ill
grace, and maintained the full force of the malicious incantation. The despair
of their newly acquired subjects was too delicious to discard. So they
continued to revel in the all-pervasive grayness they had conjured forth, and
to commit unspeakable atrocities within the defiled sanctity of the castle.
Kobkale had been right about more than one consequence of the Clan's conquest.
Among the inhabitants of the Gowdlands were a few individuals too headstrong
to realize the impotence of their position even when confronted by the
sweeping power of the Mundurucu. These intractables had holed themselves up
within the High Fortress of Malostranka, in the deep forest of Fasna Wyzel,
and from there steadfastly refused to submit to the rule of the Totumakk.
Considering it a minor matter, the Mundurucu sent a small army under the
command of General Feelleq-a-Qua to subdue these obstinate ones. Finding the
fortress, which was set on a sheer-sided promontory in the midst of a deep
river canyon, too inaccessible to assault directly, Feelleq-a-Qua and his
staff proceeded to blockade the only access, a bridge built across the tops of
smaller, intervening spires, and settled down to starve out the last
resistance to the Horde's rule.
The rodent-faced general was in no hurry to sacrifice any of those under his
command. They had plenty of time. With the rest of the Gowdlands subdued there
was no fear of being attacked from the rear, and the rich surrounding forest
and countryside provided both ample provisions and good sport to the men and
creatures under his command. Comfortably bivouacked, they could ravage and
burn a village a week without running out of prospects for at least a year.
Undoubtedly, the garrison of the fortress would realize the futility of their
position long before then, and would request a sullen truce. Feelleq-a-Qua
would graciously accept, occupy Malostranka, and then have its surviving
occupants slaughtered down to the last infant.
For now, though, he was content to rest, secure in his mastery of the
immediate territory, and have his siege engineers lob occasional great stones
or balls of gray fire at the fortress. It would not do to allow its delinquent
defenders time to relax, or to enjoy a peaceful night's sleep. Idling in the

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chair that had been set up outside his tent beneath a canopy of gray silk,
guards in attendance, he contemplated the siege as he munched contentedly on a
bowl of ladyfingers that were not made of cake.

THREE

Valkounin the Strong stood before a downcast Princess Petrine (who because of
the all-pervading grayness looked more drawn than ever) and voiced what most
who had assembled in the audience chamber of the castle already knew but
preferred not to articulate.
"As of yesterday week, Gierash, Stenyau-by-the-Drover, the kingdoms of Roun
and Rouel, Parbafan, and Grand Tecrelle have all made obeisance to the Horde."
Valkounin ignored the despondent murmur that greeted his pronouncement. "We
can count on no help from any of them."
"Even Grand Tecrelle!" someone muttered in disbelief. "They had the finest
light cavalry in the far eastern Gowdlands."
Valkounin glanced back at the speaker. "Who can blame them for submitting? Not
I. Of what use are cavalry against sorcery, lancers against incantations?" He
gestured skyward, to where the formerly magnificent frescoes that adorned the
high, vaulted ceiling now looked down on the assembly out of gray-gormed eyes
that seemed to weep silently for their lost splendor.
"A sword cannot banish a spell. The most accurate archer cannot transfix a
hex. Without necromantic help of the first order, we are lost." Turning
slowly, he scanned as many faces as he could. Some were known personally to
him: others were strangers who had fled to Malostranka in search of sanctuary,
or allies--or hope. The first was temporary, the second useless, and the
third--the third was scarcely present.
"If only Susnam Evyndd--" a captain of fallen Partiria began. Valkounin cut
him off.
"Susnam Evyndd is dead! Stunned where he stood trying to defend
Kyll-Bar-Bennid. He was the greatest wizard of the Gowdlands. All students and
practitioners of the arcane arts acknowledged this. Yet now he is dead, as
dead as any ordinary pikeman who fought to hold back the Horde at the terminus
of the Salmisti Bridge. Understanding this, the lesser wizards have fled to
more congenial climes or temporalities. Still, we must find sorceral help,
somewhere...." His deep voice trailed away, into a silence devoid of
suggestions.
Petrine was as beautiful as any princess could be expected to be, but she was
also wise beyond her years. That, and her sharp tongue, had kept her unwed for
far longer than was usual for marriageable royalty. Now she found herself,
unintentionally and quite by accident of circumstance, in charge of the last
pocket of resistance holding out against the cursed invaders in all the
imposing length and breadth of the Gowdlands. It was a task she had not
sought, but found herself unable to abandon. Besides, she no longer had any
choice in the matter. The Khaxan Mundurucu knew who led the defense of
fortress Malostranka, and everyone knew what they did to those who resisted
their dominion. Better, she had long ago decided, to die fighting than
squirming.
For the sake of those who had gathered together in this last outpost of
goodness and civilization, she did her best to mask her emotions. It would
have been a great help, she knew, if even a very inexperienced and
inconsequential wizard had been present to stand at her side and offer sage
advice. But there were none. The place reserved for one trained in such arts
was as vacant as the stone that waited to uplift such a brave figure.
Valkounin was right about the wizards of the Gowdlands: they were fled, all of
them. The demise of Susnam Evyndd had cowed them into uselessness.
"At least," she ventured, for lack for anything more positive to offer, "we
are able to give the learned Evyndd a farewell befitting his courage and

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skill--inadequate as they may have proven to be."
"Yes, majesty." Welworthen, her personal adviser, squinted through the gray
air at the gray sky visible through a gray side window. "The burial party
should be soon finished with their work."
"Good," grunted Valkounin, who from the time the intention had been declared
had disapproved of the dangerous and, to him, entirely unnecessary
distraction. "The sooner they dispose of the remains and get back here, the
better. We can use every hand that can raise a sword."
Far from the inaccessible canyon that protected the ramparts of the besieged
fortress Malostranka, farther still from the ravaging host that was the Horde,
deep within the ancient forest of Fasna Wyzel, a small troop of heavily armed
men and women was wending its way toward a river. No homes graced its
sparkling shores, no neat gardens were set carefully back from its steeply
sloping banks. The depths of the Fasna Wyzel were a place of mystery, of
robust rumors and ancient tales twice told. People went in, and sometimes came
out, but on no account did they linger. The forest was too dark, too dense,
too full of hollows and hedges where eyes peeped out at intrepid passers-by
and teeth flashed when the sun fell the wrong way.
No fear of the latter now, mused an introspective Captain Slale. Green as it
was once, the forest, like the rest of the world, had descended into gloomy
grayness thanks to the all-encompassing Mundurucu hex. The birds that still
sang in its trees, albeit fitfully and without enthusiasm, were tiny sad balls
of dingy fluff. The other creatures who called the Fasna Wyzel home were
little better off. Only the squirrels, charcoal to light gray of color before
the application of the spell, could now revel in their natural griminess, and
they chose not to do so. Since the coming of the Horde, the world was no
longer a happy place, and the forest no exception.
Even the normally clear river, where the line of glum-faced soldiers turned
off the main trail and headed upstream, had been reduced to a rush and gurgle
of irritating drabness. No lights flashed from the small cataracts in its
midst. Even the cheerful frogs had been mortified into silence by the
persisting dearth of color.
In the absence of trail, Slale relied on the instructions he had received at
Malostranka from the dejected minor wizard who had been one of those who had
spirited the deceased Evyndd's body out of Kyll-Bar-Bennid ahead of the
triumphant Horde. If these were correct, they should be very close now to
their intended destination. Not that it mattered to him if they missed their
goal. Nothing mattered anymore except killing as many of the enemy as
possible. While serving in the defense of Kyll-Bar-Bennid, his own homeland
had been overrun by the outriders of the Horde, the fine home that had been in
his family for centuries had been burned to the ground, and his family, his
wife and two sons...
He concentrated on finding a path through the trees. They grew close together
here, so near the nourishing river. Moss hung from branches and sprouted like
gray fur from the trunks of seasoned boles. Invigorated by the absence of
normal light, monstrous mushrooms and toadstools and liverworts clambered
wildly over fallen logs and old stumps. Except for the unquenchable rumble of
the river, the forest was unnaturally silent, as if its inhabitants had been
massively overdosed with some powerful tranquilizing agent. Slale wished for
some such medicine himself. It might help him not to think so much. Thinking
was dangerous, as it led inexorably to remembrance.
"There it is, sir." A weary, perspiring sergeant-of-arms rose partway in his
saddle and pointed. Slale could see the house, too, peeping through the trees.
He was quietly relieved. They would, it seemed, be able to do what they had
come for, deliver the contents of the silver box to the domicile that lay just
ahead, and return by the secret way to Malostranka. He imagined the Princess
Petrine would be pleased. He hoped so. Very little pleased her these days.
Even as small and insignificant a success as this would be welcomed. In that
respect, he supposed, the troop's long journey was not a waste, even if he
continued personally to think otherwise.

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The house in the forest was surprisingly large, and of unusual design. But
that was to be expected. The rear half appeared to have been hewn from the
solid rock of an immense pile of boulders, while the front rose as high as
three stories beneath the many-gabled thatched roof. Mullioned windows of
stained glass greatly diminished by grayness gazed out across river and woods.
The forest had been cleared away in front, and a small yard filled with
diverse flowers would normally have greeted visitors with a carpet of color.
Now their manifold petals hung low, drowned by the all-encompassing grayness.
As they approached the entrance, a dog ran out to greet them. He was of medium
size, a wirehaired male who was nothing less than an energetic mass of
textbook muttness. There wasn't a straight hair on his body, his tail curled
back up over his rear end, and the tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth
was splotched with black. Dark, lively eyes gazed inquiringly up at the tired
visitors, and his whole countenance bespoke a nature that was ever sunny and
alert. It raised the spirits of several of the disillusioned soldiers just to
look upon this four-legged bundle of homey cheer. As the troop continued
toward the house, the dog uttered a few desultory warning barks, but his heart
was clearly not in it. The soldiers sensed this, and smiled. They, too, had
often spent long hours on guard, with nothing to show for their efforts.
"Easy there, boy. What's the matter--you hungry?" From the heights of his
saddle it was too far for Slale to reach down and pet the animal. Instead, he
smiled and spoke softly, and was rewarded with toothy grin and wagging tail.
The captain did not feel sorry for the abandoned dog. The life it led was
doubtless better than his own.
"Dessevia," he ordered a soldier, "as soon as we're inside, see if you can
find this poor friendly mongrel something to eat." It was the least they could
do, he reflected, for a loyal animal whose master the visitors were bringing
home in a box.
Once inside the rustic outer gate, they dismounted. Leaving half his troop to
keep an eye on the horses and the forest, Slale and his remaining soldiers
warily approached the house of Susnam Evyndd. The dog trotted alongside, long
tongue lolling loose from the side of its mouth, spittle flecking the paving
stones, eyes intent on these strange new visitors. With the silent abode
looming before him, the good captain wished for the presence and advice of
even a lowly wizardly apprentice, but it had been felt that none could be
spared from Malostranka. The idea of entering the house of a powerful
sorcerer, even a compassionate dead one, had not appealed to him from the
start.
Yet there was nothing to be done but to do it, and if crossing the threshold
uninvited caused him to be turned instantly into a newt, then at least he
would be spared forevermore the unforgettable images of his ravaged home and
defiled family that had been seared into his brain.
As his soldiers crowded tentatively close behind him he tried the front door,
only slightly unnerved by the strange shapes that seemed to be swirling within
the stained glass that flanked the entry. It opened at his touch, and he
stepped inside. Nothing happened, except that the dog ran past him to vanish
into the depths of the house. He and his troops were not blasted from the face
of the earth, or transmogrified into vermin. He sighed, not entirely with
relief.
"Come on," he ordered simply. "We might as well follow the dog." Clutching
their weapons tightly and keeping close together, wary men and women followed
in a tight knot close behind their captain.
Slale was not surprised when the animal led him straight to the kitchen. He
did start slightly when he felt something rubbing up against his leg. Glancing
down, he was relieved to see that it was only a very muscular black cat of
average size. She had white spots on her muzzle and feet, and did not appear
to be in any immediate danger of starvation.
"Must be plenty of rats and mice in a forest house like this, kitty. I expect
you're better off than the dog." Reaching down, he stroked her absently, and
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something for these unfortunate creatures to eat." The two soldiers obediently
began to poke through the multitude of cabinets, only too grateful for the
duty. While the cupboards through which they were now searching might indeed
contain food, they might also hold precious objects small enough for a
sharp-eyed soldier to slip into a pocket.
Disappointed, they found only moldering food, utensils fashioned of base
metals, and eventually, a bin marked "food for animals." The dog was almost
hysterically grateful for the feed they gave it, and though they appeared well
enough, the three cats who had one by one emerged from the hidden depths of
the house readily joined in the feast.
The canary in the elaborate cage that hung near a far window was in more
desperate need of sustenance, which the grumbling soldiers also provided.
Unexpectedly, one let out a yell and nearly knocked his companion down in his
sudden haste to escape the farthest corner of the kitchen, where a large wired
crate sat upon a sturdy shelf among pots and bins. Instantly, weapons were
drawn to deal with this new threat.
Sword in hand, the terrified soldier hovered halfway between his captain and
whatever it was he had espied in the farthest reaches of the kitchen.
"What is it, Dessevia?" Slale asked tersely. Staring in the direction from
which the shout had originated, he saw nothing.
"A serpent, sir! A bleeding great hideous nasty serpent!"
"It is said that wizards often keep dangerous familiars close about them,"
someone whispered from near the back of the invaded kitchen.
"True enough, but such sorceral servants are usually drawn from the ranks of
cats and sometimes dogs, which creatures we have found here in plenty." An
amateur scholar of some knowledge, Slale was proud of his book learning. "A
sorcerer might keep a serpent to utilize in other ways."
Cautiously, the point of his own sword preceding him, he advanced in the
direction of the cage. Oblivious to the slow approach of the uneasy soldiery,
the canary had begun to sing as it cracked and swallowed the seed they had
placed in its cage.
It was a snake of a type Slale recognized: impressive in appearance, it was as
long as a man was tall, and of substantial girth. It lay coiled peacefully
within a tightly lidded cage of glass, eyeing them out of small dark red eyes,
its tongue flicking continuously in their direction.
Relieved, the captain put up his sword. "Be at ease, gentlemen and ladies. The
creature is secured within its pen, and cannot get out. Furthermore, it is one
of those serpents that kills by embracing its prey, and not with poison."
"You be certain of that, Captain?" The tremulous query originated with a
trooper named Taree, a simple but brave swordswoman who had managed to escape
the havoc that had befallen Kyll-Bar-Bennid.
"Yes. I recognize the kind." Slale stood a little straighter, his voice taking
on a tone of self-importance. "I have seen such creatures depicted in a book."
The soldiers murmured softly, those who were not inherently terrified of
serpents or books crowding closer for a better look. It was indeed a handsome
snake, with large diamondlike patterns running down the length of its back and
sides. What its natural colors might be they could only imagine: the Mundurucu
hex had reduced its scaly coloration to the same sad state of washed-out gray
as now dominated the rest of the world.
"I wonder if it's as hungry as these others?" the trooper commented,
immediately regretting giving voice to his curiosity. His comrades were not
hesitant in responding.
"Why don't you try feeding it and find out?" The suggestion from the back of
the crowded kitchen sparked a minor but much needed outburst of laughter.
"Snakes of this kind need to be fed only rarely." Turning away from the cage
and its inquisitive but slow-moving occupant, Slale surveyed the rest of the
kitchen. "This is as good a place as any to do what we came for, I suppose.
Bring forth the box."
The soldiers who had been charged with transporting the silver crate promptly
wrestled it forward and set it down in front of the basin that was used for

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the washing and cleaning of food. Being forced to look after it all the way
from Malostranka had left them with a less than sanguine opinion of its bulk,
not to mention its contents.
Approaching the crate, Slale bent to unfasten the straps that secured it.
Removing the lid, he gestured to his soldiers. From the midst of thick
horsehair packing, they removed a smaller container. Simply fashioned of
silver inlaid with an assortment of attractive but in no wise remarkable
semiprecious stones, they set it gently on the sturdy wooden table that
dominated the center of the room. It lay there waist-high, the silver shining
dully in the muted, cursed gray light as if relieved to be free of its prison.
In unblighted sunlight the carnelians and agates, amethysts and citrines that
decorated its sides would have twinkled brightly. But there was no such
liveliness in them now. They were as subdued as the rest of the world, reduced
to lackluster lumps of rock that, like everything else, had been smothered by
the Mundurucu hex.
Using his thumbs, Slale carefully pushed the two heavy latches in opposite
directions and then lifted the hinged lid to reveal an inner nest of plush
satin. In natural light this would have been a bright, regal red. Now it was
only a wan pillowed mush. A double handful of dust reposed in a covered
crystal bowl--all that remained of the venerable sorcerer Susnam Evyndd.
In accordance with wizardly tradition, the sorrowful mages who had spirited
his corpse safely out of Kyll-Bar-Bennid had cremated his body upon reaching
the safety of the fortress Malostranka. The remains, much reduced in volume
from the original, had been preserved in the silver box. There it had been
decided, by the most knowledgeable among the scholars of wizardry present,
that the ashes ought properly and in the absence of any other instructions for
their disposal to be returned to their owner's last known place of habitation,
there to be scattered among his possessions. This also was in keeping with
sorceral tradition.
Why this need be done, a number of the soldiers had grumbled on more than one
occasion during the long march through the Fasna Wyzel, they could not
imagine. Theirs was not to understand, however, but to do. At least they had
been given the command of a rational, perceptive officer. Slale was no pompous
ass, no rich noble's ambitious progeny, drunk on decorations and ribbons, but
a real soldier: one the men and women under him could identify with.
"What now, Captain?" Sergeant Hyboos looked on impatiently, anxious to be away
from the daunting house of magic and back to the fighting. Every hand was
needed in the defense of the fortress, and they were most certainly wasting
their time here. Meowing hopefully, a long-haired blond cat was rubbing up
against his ankle. He ignored it until, meowing rather more forcefully, it
began to dig its claws into his lower leg. He pushed it away with his other
foot, ignoring it when it hissed at him softly. No one had time to comfort or
caress him. People were suffering, and he had no time for animals.
"I'm not sure, Hyboos. The scholar Popelkas gave no detailed instructions.
'Scatter the ashes in the house' was all I was told." Glancing at the
sergeant, seeing the anxious, expectant faces of the rest of the troop, the
good captain shrugged, picked up the bowl, removed the cut crystal lid, pursed
his lips, and blew.
A cloud of gray ash erupted from the interior of the gleaming bowl to swirl
and dissipate throughout the gray-toned kitchen. It was very fine ash, the
cremators having done their task efficiently (as well they ought, having
lately had all too many opportunities to practice their craft). It seemed to
hang briefly in the still air of the high-ceilinged room, scattered only by
the vigor of the captain's forceful exhalation. Then it began to sift down,
until drifting particles of dead sorcerer could no longer be distinguished
from the omnipresent accumulated dust of household inattention.
Slale waited hopefully, as did his troops, gazing anxiously at their
surroundings. The lusterless sun continued to pour through the tall kitchen
windows. The scruffy dog continued to crunch single-mindedly at his refilled
food bowl. Cats moved silently, or claimed for their temporary territory muted

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patches of gray daylight. A single querulous meow ruffled the stillness. In
its cage the canary chirped once from its perch and was still.
Among the silent, assembled troops, someone finally made a rude noise. The
ensuing sniggers reflected only a moderate degree of discouragement. No one
had really expected anything to happen.
"Let's get out of here." Frustrated and disappointed, Slale turned and
directed the soldiers to pick up the valuable box and bowl. These he consigned
to the care of those unlucky ones who had escorted it all the way from
Malostranka. Grateful to be at last on their way, the soldiers thus charged
offered no fresh objection to this duty. Who knew what might happen between
house and fortress? One or two of the gemstones set in the sides of the box
might inadvertently manage to work their way free of their restraining bezels.
Peaceful though it was in the dwelling's vicinity, none of the soldiers
desired to linger. In more cheerful times they might have felt differently.
Trapped as they were in the gloom of the hex, with the threat of final
conquest by the Horde looming over all of them, they wished only to return to
Malostranka to participate in the defense of the fortress. There was no time
to lie by the side of the singing stream, luxuriating in its enforced
drabness, on grass drained as gray and lifeless as the ashes they had just
scattered inside the house.
The clog saw them off, his whiskery terrier countenance giving him the aspect
of a sorrowful beggar afflicted with a mustache too big for his face. For a
moment, Slale thought the animal might follow. Another time, he might have
encouraged the friendly mongrel to do so. Not now. At Malostranka there was
food enough only for those able to fight. A last look back, when the residence
was nearly out of sight, showed that the dog had gone back inside. He hoped
they had left it food enough until some friend or relative of the dead wizard
thought to pay a visit to the house. Twisting in his saddle, he turned his
gaze and his thoughts firmly to the path ahead. They were done with this
honorable but frivolous mission, and he was anxious to be out of these endless
woods and back to the fortress.
The house of Susnam Evyndd fell behind, until it was lost to sight among the
trees. Despondent birds flitted between the massive boles, too dejected by
their dismal surroundings to sing. Forest animals crept listlessly from den to
food. In the slow eddies of the river, even the fish swam with manifest
despair, barely able to muster enough enthusiasm to chase tadpoles or water
bugs. A pair of dun-colored unicorns cropped absently at a purpleberry bush,
their actions motivated more by instinct than actual hunger. Melancholy
suffused the wood like fog and dripped from the eyes of its manifold denizens
like tears.
But within the gabled house of one dead wizard, something was stirring.
It caught the attention of Oskar the dog, who had recently bid an
uncomprehending farewell to the strange humans who had paid an all too
fleeting visit to the humanless home. Closely resembling an ambulatory mass of
dirty steel wool, the inquisitive mutt found himself sniffing curiously at a
corner of the kitchen where a small pile of dust had accumulated. To his
slightly addled canine mind, it smelled oh so very faintly of the intimately
familiar. Atop the kitchen work-table, a slightly built calico cat caught in
the process of cleaning its paws paused to watch.
The perplexed Oskar sniffed again, more deeply this time. What his doggy mind
decided could not be known, but his reaction was easily deciphered. Some of
the dust went up his nose, whereupon he let out an impressive and reverberant
sneeze that echoed throughout the otherwise silent house.
At which point he unexpectedly found himself gazing at the world from a
significantly different vantage point.
He still stood on all fours, but very different fours they were. He was more
naked than even when his master had taken to shaving him in anticipation of
the hottest months of the summer. Gray-tinged bare flesh met his startled
gaze. Sitting back, he found his head and upper body rising of their own
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looked down at the world from a height considerably greater than before.
Stunned quite beyond anything in his open, good-natured experience, he let out
a howl of surprise.
"By the mother of all litters that ever peed in their sleeping box, I
never--!"
He broke off the howl halfway, eyes wide, one paw snapping back to cover his
shocked mouth. Except it wasn't a paw. It was a hand. A hand not unlike that
of his master Evyndd, only younger and smoother of skin. And his muzzle, the
very same muzzle he used to locate deliciously dead animals and putrefying old
bones--his muzzle had been squashed flat. It, too, was naked like most of the
rest of him, except for the thick, drooping mustache that grew beneath his
nose. His nose...
His nose was warm and dry when it ought to be cold and wet. Even so, he did
not feel sick.
Slowly, fearful of falling over, he turned to examine his surroundings. They,
at least, had not changed. There were the familiar cleaning basins and the
spigot from which cool, fresh water flowed at the touch of a lever. There the
shelves, with their dishes and utensils. There the main food preparation
table, atop which the cat Cocoa liked to sprawl and clean herself. She was
sitting there as he stared now, licking herself between the toes of her right
forepaw, her tongue carefully moving up and down in brisk, efficient cleaning
movements. She glanced up at him out of bright, alert eyes that were forest
green when everything wasn't gray.
"Meowrrr--are you ugly! You look--"
Breaking off abruptly at the sound of her own voice, she looked down at
herself. In place of the mottled, multicolored cat, a very beautiful and
wholly human young woman sat cross-legged atop the worktable. Like Oskar, she
was mostly hairless and entirely naked.
"I look what?" Adopting a slightly twisted grin, he put his forepaws (no; his
hands, he corrected himself) on his hips and regarded his formerly feline
companion expectantly. His joints bent in all the wrong directions.
Stunned, she slid awkwardly off the worktable to land perfectly on all fours.
Hesitantly she stood up, imitating his posture, and slowly began to examine
herself. She was manifestly not pleased with her initial discoveries.
"Where," she declared in outraged bewilderment, "is my fur?"
"Gone the way of much that is cat," declared a strong, somber, and
surprisingly deep voice.
"Does this mean that from now on we exchange kisses instead of hisses?" added
a second.
As one, Oskar and Cocoa looked in the direction of the doorway that led to the
inner rooms of the house. Two more humans were standing there, also naked.
Oskar sniffed. His nostrils seemed not to be working quite right, as if a
cloth had been laid over his face. But he could still recognize a familiar
body odor when he encountered one, even from across the room. Though entirely
human, he knew both of those who had spoken.
The strong, deep voice belonged to Mamakitty. Though senior among the wizard's
cats, she was deceptively sleek of flank. From frequent friendly tussles,
Oskar knew she was fashioned of the cat equivalent of corded steel. Standing
there in the doorway, black as always and with the same white patches
ornamenting her muzzle, feet, and hands, her nude form reflected both her
maturity and her remarkable physical condition.
Next to her, experimenting with his human arms and hands by taking great silly
swings at the empty air, was Cezer. His hair was as proportionately long and
blond as it had been when he had walked on four paws, though now it was by and
large restricted to the top of his head. Delighting in the utterly unexpected
transformation, he began leaping about, letting out occasional shouts of
delight as he reveled in his bipedal vantage point and prehensile fingers.
"Look!" he shouted gleefully as he picked up first a soup ladle, then a mixing
bowl, "I can hold things! No more just pushing them around--I can pick them
up! And throw them!" Demonstrating, he heaved the ladle in Oskar's direction.

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The dog-man ducked, leaving the ladle to bang noisily off the back wall of the
kitchen.
"That's not all I can grab." Taking a step toward the work-table, Cezer raised
both human hands.
A familiar warning hiss emerged from the throat of the transformed Cocoa.
"Keep away from me, you lecherous freak! I'm in no mood to play."
"This isn't about play." Striding with her usual innate majesty into the
kitchen, Mamakitty cuffed the ebullient Cezer sharply on the side of his head.
Though he was bigger than she, and stronger despite her size and condition, he
did not hit back. He had too much respect for her. They all did, Oskar
included.
When a very different kind of hiss sounded from the far corner of the kitchen,
they realized with uneasy certainty that whatever unknown incantation had
transfigured them had not yet finished with its transforming work.
The naked man who rose slowly and unsteadily but with increasing assurance
from a low crouch was massively built, and far taller than anyone else in the
room. His face was as chiseled as the rest of his body, and unlike the rest of
them, he was absolutely hairless, even to the eyebrows. The newly rendered
humans did not identify him immediately. This was not surprising, since in
their previous embodiments they had had very little contact with him even
though he had lived always in their midst.
Realization struck Oskar first. After all, only one denizen of the wizard
Evyndd's menagerie had been both hairless and fashioned of solid muscle.
"Great offal--it's Samm!"
"I never would have guessed." The beguiling Cocoa was eyeing the naked mass of
muscle admiringly, much to the well-formed but far smaller Cezer's evident
irritation.
Not knowing what else to do, and wishing from the very beginning to preserve
harmony in their altered states among all, Oskar approached the man-serpent.
Imitating a gesture he had observed the Master exchanging with his guests, he
tentatively extended an open hand.
"Samm the snake. How strange that after all these years we should only now
truly be able to communicate."
Bending low to avoid banging his bald head on the ceiling, the giant's
expression reflected serious confusion. Oskar immediately found himself
sympathizing.
"It's all right. I think all of us who have been transformed by the Master's
magic are capable of speech. Try it."
"Wasn't worried about speaking," the giant grumbled. "Just not sure yet how to
use these." He held out both huge hands, gazing at them as if he had suddenly
sprouted cactus spines instead of fingers. Which he might as well have, Oskar
reflected. To a formerly limbless creature arms and legs, hands and feet,
would be more of a novelty than even human speech.
Reaching out, he took one of Samm's hands in his own and squeezed gently.
Emulating the gesture, the giant squeezed gently back, his grip completely
enveloping Oskar's. The dog-man winced at the pressure but held on long enough
to shake the other's hand. He was relieved to have his own back in one piece.
"What has happened to us? What is this?" Like the serpent he had been, Samm
was a creature of few words.
"The work of the Master. It has to be." Mamakitty strode farther into the
room, scanning shelves and starting to poke into cabinets. "There must be
reason behind all of this, or it would not have happened."
"Where is the old tomcat, anyway?" Leaning back against the worktable, Cezer
struggled to scratch under his chin with his rear leg. While he could manage
the feat, he found it much easier to use one of his new hands. "If he's making
magic, he should be here."
"He is here." Oskar eyed the younger man somberly. "I know--I smelled him.
Inhaled some of him, actually."
Cezer frowned and stood away from the table. "What are you talking about? That
dust--?" Oskar nodded slowly. "But that would mean--?"

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"The Master is dead." Clawing open a bottom drawer, Mamakitty found it
contained only onions. "He would not have caused this to happen to us without
a reason. Somewhere in the house there must be an explanation for what has
happened to us. When we find it, we will know what to do next."
Placing a firm hand on the back of Cocoa's neck, Cezer smiled invitingly. "I
know what I'd like to do next. This shape offers all sorts of interesting new
possibilities."
Whirling, she slapped his hand away. "For once in your lives be serious,
Cezer! This thing that has happened is a bigger thing than any of us!" Under
her breath she added, "Master Evyndd should have had you fixed last year, when
he was thinking about it."
"I heard that!" Cezer replied accusingly.
"Both of you!" Mamakitty growled commandingly, "stop fighting and start
looking."
"Looking for what?" Spreading his hands in an unconsciously perfect human
gesture, Cezer eyed her questioningly. "Even if we found something, how would
we know what we were looking at? Cats can't read."
"I have this inescapable feeling that we can now, just as we can speak." The
older woman tossed a sealed jar in his direction.
Catching it effortlessly in one hand, Cezer glanced at the handwritten label.
"Sweet pickles. I hate pickles." His eyes widened as he realized what he had
just done. "Fssst, you're right! We can read!" He examined the warm, familiar
kitchen anew. To the usual sights and smells, little had been removed while
much had been added. "I wonder what else we can do?"
"Besides babble inanely?" Cocoa was helping Mamakitty with her search. "Why
don't you help us and find out? There must be something the Master left behind
that will tell us what to do next." In a cheerful daze, the long-haired young
man proceeded to join in the search for they knew not what.
Leaving Samm to cope by himself for the moment with the complicated and
somewhat daunting business of learning how to use hands and feet, Oskar
started to join the others, only to be stopped by a plaintive voice from
overhead.
"Hey--what about me?"
Despite the human words, there was no mistaking the golden, mellifluous tone.
Glancing up, Oskar saw a very slim, very pale blond young man clinging rather
desperately to the highest rafters of the kitchen.
"Hello, Taj, and welcome to the world of human form. Come down and be with the
rest of us."
"Come down--how?" Extending a slender arm, the former songbird fluttered
fingers with extreme rapidity and to absolutely no effect. "My wings are gone!
In their place I have these--these finger things. Good for picking up seed but
useless, I fear, for flying."
"It's only a short drop. Just let go and land on your feet."
"Easy for a dog to say," the former canary grumbled. "If I come down, you
promise to keep the cats from attacking me?"
Oskar shook his head resignedly. That gesture, at least, felt wholly familiar.
"As you can see, everything's different now, Taj. You're as big as any of the
cats-that-were." This human speech, he reflected, was much more efficient for
purposes of communication than barking. The only response barking at Taj, for
example, had ever provoked was a squirt of something from the high-hanging
cage that was not especially eloquent.
"Yes, but not as strong, I fear."
"Well, you can't stay up there." Mindful of Mamakitty's directions, the
dog-man bent and began rummaging through the lower kitchen cabinets.
Taj waited another couple of minutes before hanging momentarily from his hands
and then dropping to the floor. He landed without difficulty on his bare feet.
"Say, that wasn't so bad."
"I didn't think it would he. Master Evyndd caused us to be changed, not
helpless." Oskar looked back from where he was searching. "Now, help the rest
of us look."

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"What are we looking for?" Taj ambled close to peer over the other man's broad
shoulder.
"Something to tell us what we're supposed to do next."
"What makes you think we're supposed to do anything next?"
"Because..." Oskar hesitated. It was not an unreasonable question, and it took
him a moment to come up with an answer. "Because Master Evyndd wouldn't have
caused this to happen to us without there being an important reason behind it.
I don't recall him ever doing anything without a reason."
"Then maybe we're looking in the wrong place." For a mere bird, Oskar felt,
Taj had often demonstrated exceptional intelligence. "Shouldn't we be
searching the study?"
The study. Oskar tried to twitch his tail at the thought of it. The absence of
a tail was disconcerting. Still, he mused, there were other appendages he
would have missed more. Be grateful for what you have, he told himself. While
Evyndd's pets had been allowed in that sanctum sanctorum, it was only when the
Master was present. Woe unto any animal who was caught there without
permission! Mamakitty relieved him of the need to contrive a response.
"Taj is right. The study is where Master Evyndd kept all of his most important
things. We should look there." Turning, she gestured with a hand as fluidly as
if she had been doing so all her life. "Everyone follow me."
Oskar was more than willing to let the senior cat go first. As they stood
confronting the open portal, ingrained training warning them to stay back, he
observed that Cezer was standing very close to the equally tall but much less
muscular Taj.
The former songster finally noticed the other man's intense, unwavering stare.
"Is there something on your mind, cat-man?"
"Yesst. I have this overpowering urge to rip your throat out and gnaw on your
brains."
"Repress it." Oskar felt no compunction at intervening. "If we're going to
survive what's happened to us, we're going to have to rely on each other's
help."
"Besides," declared Taj boldly, "I'm big enough now to fight back."
Eyeing the other male, Cezer let out a disdainful snort. "Maybe."
A heavy hand fell on his shoulder. Looking up and back, Cezer's eyes widened
to take in all of Samm, who had come up quietly behind him. Even in his new,
massive man-form, the former snake moved with uncanny silence.
"Leave him alone," the giant hissed threateningly. "Remember--if given a
chance, I would also kill and eat cats."
"All right, take it easy, musclehead!" Shrugging off the oversize hand, the
irritated Cezer stepped aside.
"Quiet, all of you!" Cocoa's attention was focused on the interior of the
sacrosanct chamber. Crowding close together in the doorway, they stared in
silence as Mamakitty tentatively but with increasing assurance moved into the
study.
The manifold shelves that lined the chamber were crammed to overflowing with
books and beakers, fragments of unknown creatures dried and jars of organic
matter preserved. In the center stood a table of polished dark walnut. Boxes
of strange powders jostled for space with bound bundles of desiccated plants
and twigs. High overhead, a single stained-glass dome of singular design
allowed wan sunlight to penetrate. It was as gray as everywhere else, and the
magnificent stained-glass segments were likewise utterly devoid of color.
Finally, Mamakitty rested both hands on the back of the high, thickly
upholstered chair. "I think it's safe. It looks safe. It smells safe.
Everyone, come and help search."
They filed into the room, still uneasy at the thought of rummaging through the
Master's belongings. Only Taj seemed at ease. But then, Oskar remembered, the
Master had often taken the canary into his study to entertain him with song.
For that reason, Taj was probably more familiar with the study and its
contents than any of them. As they hunted and the floor did not fall away
beneath them, their confidence grew. But loose papers yielded no immediately

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useful information, and none of the hundreds of books and scrolls glowed with
revelation.
"There has to be something." Mamakitty wiped a forearm across her face. The
advent of perspiration was another new, and unpleasant, consequence of their
recent transformation. Wherever her much less flexible neck would permit it,
she licked the salty droplets from her bare skin.
"If I have to look through one more moldy old book, I think I'll throw up."
Cocoa took a deep breath. "This room stinks of age. Besides, all this work is
making me hungry. The bookshelves are full of wonderful mouse smells."
"I'm hungry, too." Oskar brightened. "Wait a minute. If I remember right..."
Walking back to the Master's desk, he started pawing at the drawers on the
right side before he remembered to use his fingers.
"I've gone through those already." Mamakitty made the comment idly. "There's
nothing in there."
"No? What about this?" Triumphantly, he held up the opaque glass jar of tasty
snacks from which their smiling master had so often dispensed special treats.
Grinning, he started to bite the top. Remembering how the Master had done it,
he carefully unscrewed the lid. "Couldn't do this with just paws." Reaching
inside, he grabbed a couple of favorite pieces and popped them in his mouth.
As he chewed, his expression faltered.
"They don't taste the same, somehow."
"Dogs! Can't think beyond food. Don't hog everything for yourself." Stepping
forward, Cezer staked a claim on the jar. As he reached for it, Oskar tried to
pull away. Caught between their efforts to establish possession, the jar was
pulled loose. Falling to the floor, it bounced once and began rolling across
the carpet, spilling treats as it tumbled.
"Now look what you've done!" Oskar barked.
Suddenly, Mamakitty was striding forward, but not to recover edibles. Bending,
she reached into the jar and pulled out a half-revealed piece of paper. It was
neither large nor lengthy, but it was enough. It was what they had been
looking for.
"What better place to leave instructions for one's animals than in their treat
jar?" Carefully she unfolded the single sheet, using both fingers and tongue.
"What more likely place for spying intruders to ignore?" In the silence that
ensued, she read hungrily, her green eyes focusing on the paper's contents as
intently as if they were rat tracks.
Unable to stand the ensuing silence for more than a minute, Cocoa moved to
stand alongside the older woman and read with her.
"What does it say?" Taj asked finally. "I remember seeing that paper, but
never thought to look at it." He sniffed. "There are no canary treats in that
old jar."
Mamakitty looked up, her expression solemn and serious as always. "Many
things, minstrel. It says many things. But you won't believe what it expects
us to do."

FOUR

They crowded around Mamakitty and the revelatory note, Rather than try to read
it himself, Oskar waited for her to explain. Strange, he mused, how perfectly
her human speaking voice mimicked the serious tone of her erstwhile meows.
" 'If you are reading this,' it says, 'then it means that I am dead, and will
not be coming back to you, my closest and dearest companions.'" Mamakitty
paused, but no one could think of anything to say--though Oskar thought a
small chirp might have escaped Taj's lips, and Cocoa was visibly choked. To
cover the naked emotion, she licked the back of her right hand and began
wiping at her eyes with it.
" 'I have always felt there was more truth, honesty, love, and common sense in
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conflicted and combative humanity. That is why I never married, but instead
surrounded myself with your kind. But now that I am gone, I regrettably must
ask you to don human shape for a while, until you have hopefully accomplished
that which I could not.
"'The Gowdlands that are home to us all have been invaded by a most dreadful
menagerie of creatures human and otherwise known collectively as the Totumakk
Horde. They are led, I ascertain, by a necromancer I do not know and whose
identity I cannot perceive. Such cloaking power signifies a sorcerer of
uncommon strength and ability. I believe that when the ultimate moment of
confrontation comes (as it must) that I will be able to defeat him. If you are
reading this letter, then it means that I was wrong in the most profound
manner imaginable. Though I am loath to transform you into that for which I
have sympathy but little love, I have no choice. In your original and natural
form there is no way you can successfully do that which I must now ask of
you.'"
"And what might that be?" wondered Taj, who despite his slender build seemed
more at ease in the room than any of his companions.
Mamakitty glanced over at him, then read on. " 'Should I fail, it will mean
that this Khaxan Mundurucu and the Horde that he leads will perforce have
overrun the Gowdlands and taken from it all color, for such was the terrible
consequence the runes predicted would come to pass in the event of my possible
defeat. The tint of Truth, the brilliance of Righteousness, the panoply of the
spectrum itself: all will be stolen away. To throw back the Horde into the
dark depths from which they have come, color must first be restored to the
civilized lands. Somehow, you must find the pure light of true coloration,
wherever it survives, and bring it back.'"
Gray-green eyes flashing, expression solemn, Mamakitty carefully folded the
letter. She started to put it into her mouth for safekeeping, then realized
that her new fingers would do just as well. "That's it, then. That's our
obligation."
"Old dead Master doesn't want much, does he?" Oskar snapped at hovering dust
motes, scattering them in the light from above. "Bring back some color, is
all. As if we could catch such a thing with our bare hands and stick it in a
bottle, like milk. Now, if it was a bone--"
"Regardless," the dusky woman growled, "it is our departed master's last wish.
We have an obligation."
"Obligation? That's a human word." Sniffing pointedly, Cezer spun around to
take a playful slap at Taj, who ducked instinctively and slapped back. "What
'obligation' do we have to humans? None! Don't get me wrong--Evyndd was a good
master, as masters go. But remember some of the other humans who came to
visit! They would push us away from them, and when the Master wasn't looking,
sometimes they kicked and cursed. We all know that there are other humans who
do even worse than that to our kind." Spreading his hands wide, he executed a
perfect experimental back flip for the sheer joy of trying it on only two
feet.
"Let this Horde keep its grayness! I myself can still see and enjoy all that I
need to. So can you," he told Cocoa and Mamakitty, "and you," he added with a
nod upward in the direction of silently watching Samm. "And you well enough,"
he told Oskar. "Believe me, all this business about 'color' is overrated. We
can see enough of it to get along. Obligation to help humans? I don't think
so!" He threw the powerfully built older woman who had read the letter a
challenging glance--while keeping prudently out of reach. Though somewhat
reduced, she still had claws. "What about it, Mamakitty? How many of our
remaining lives do we owe a dead master?"
"We owe him the fact that there will no longer be a master over us." All eyes
turned to Oskar. Cezer frowned and wrinkled his nose.
"But you were just saying--"
The other man cut him off. "I was decrying the difficulty of the task Master
Evyndd has set before us--not saying we shouldn't do it. Look at us." He
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"I'd rather not, if you don't mind." Taj gave a slight shiver. "I miss my
feathers."
"We all need human clothing," Mamakitty observed. "Not only for warmth and
protection, but simply so we can move about in the world of humans without
drawing attention to ourselves. You've all seen how they 'dress.'"
"Clothes!" Cezer shuddered, and not from the cold that afflicted Taj. "Human
things."
"Like it or not, we are human now. Maybe we'll be human forever," Oskar
pointed out. "It all depends on the Master's spell, about which we still know
very little. The sooner we get used to the idea, the easier it will be for us.
Think of it. No masters anymore."
"Except for this Khaxan Mundurucu," Mamakitty reminded them.
Oskar nodded, his thick gray mustache bobbing. "Think of all the bad masters
who visited here. Now imagine them multiplied a thousandfold and set over not
only animals such as ourselves, but over all humans as well."
"Masters above masters?" Cezer muttered. "I admit that's not a very appealing
notion."
Oskar nodded somberly. "If we do what Master Evyndd wishes, maybe we can
prevent that from happening. All we have to do is bring color back to the
Gowdlands." He eyed each of them in turn. "Myself, I wouldn't think we could
do such a thing--except for the fact that Master Evyndd apparently believes
that we can. We must at least try." He looked to Taj. "You see color better
than any of us, so you know best what is missing and needs to be recovered."
The songster nodded slowly. "I wish I could make you all understand what the
full range of color is like. Then you'd know why it's so important that it be
restored to the world."
Hopping up on a table, Cezer performed a swift pirouette, rendering himself
delightfully dizzy in the process. "If you say so. Never having taken anything
too seriously, I guess I can't do so even with my own objections. But I warn
you now: at the first sign of serious trouble, I'm taking my leave. For all I
care, the Gowdlands can stay forever dark and gray. I can see just fine."
"Seeing without color is seeing without joy. I wish I could explain it to
you," Taj responded. "There's no joy without color to dance with. Remember the
day that orchestra of humans came to play for the Master on his birthday? Each
instrument makes a sound like a different color."
"I would so like to dance to all the colors and not just the ones that we can
see," Cocoa murmured dreamily.
"I can always dance in your eyes, my little mouse." Cezer's twinkled.
"It's settled, then." Oskar scanned the study. "We need to prepare. First, as
Mamakitty has pointed out, we need human clothes to hide our furlessness."
A rumbling hiss of uncertainty commanded his attention. "What about me?"
wondered Samm.
"We'll put something together for you." Mamakitty contemplated the problem of
the man-snake's size with her usual confidence. "All of us are going to have
to learn how to adapt." Her tone turned disapproving. "For one thing, we will
have to learn how to avoid distractions. Cocoa, stop wasting time at that
mousehole."
Looking abashed, the exquisite young woman rose from where she had been
crouching beside a dark spot in the baseboard. "Sorry." She waved a hand. "I
just thought that with this longer reach I might finally get my claws on the
tricky little blood pouch."
"Weapons." Oskar's heavy eyebrows furrowed. "We'll need weapons as well as
clothes. I've watched humans play-fight. They don't bite each other. At least,
the adults don't. I wonder if that means that younger human children are more
like cats and dogs."
Cezer was trying, with little success, to lick the end of his nose. "I'm not
flattered. Human infants pee wherever they feel like it. No discipline."
Ignoring the other man's comment, Oskar indicated a second door set in the
rear wall of the study, behind the Master's desk. "Let's have a look in the
storeroom. I always liked to lie in there, especially on hot days. Now it

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seems I'll have to dig through it to find what we need."
"I'll lend you a paw, Oskar." In a single effortless bound few humans could
have equaled, Cezer was off the table and standing alongside his old
roughhousing playmate. No one in the room thought the prodigious leap anything
remarkable. "Maybe while we're searching for 'clothes' we can find a container
that will hold color."
"I'll settle for one that will hold water." Muttering thoughtfully to himself
as he followed in the wake of his companions, a dejected Taj resumed his
examination of his new hands. "No feathers, no wings--no flying. Maybe the
Master's magic has empowered the rest of you for the better, but I feel
downright clipped."
A mass of muscle nudged him from behind. "And I feel--liberated," Samm told
him. "Don't complain until you've lived all your life as a virtual
quadriplegic, and then somebody suddenly gifts you with useful hands and feet.
For me, just walking and being able to pick things up with something besides
my mouth is a miracle that never ends." He gazed down at the songster.
"Perspective is better from up here, too."
"Don't be so sure humanness is such a great present," the songster snapped.
"We've only possessed it for a few minutes." He swatted at the pinkish
appendage the giant flicked in his direction. "And keep that tongue away from
me! Yuck!"
"Sorry." Samm was apologetic. "Old habits, you know." He looked thoughtful.
"Just as I've always thought, though. You do taste good."
Not that he felt there was really anything to worry about, but a wary Taj
nonetheless edged a little farther away from his lowering companion, putting
Mamakitty between himself and the giant.
The storeroom of Susnam Evyndd was no afterthought; no cramped closet space
filled up with old books, forgotten furniture, and discarded memories. The
spacious, windowless chamber was lined with deep shelves and tall cabinets
stuffed with incomprehensible arcana. Cocoa shuddered as she passed
uncomfortably close to something gray-green and ichorous floating within a
translucent, badly scuffed glass globe. The marks, she noted uneasily, were on
the inside of the glass. Even the intrepid Cezer shied away from a tapering
cone of dark wood from whose interior faint, insistent scratching sounds could
be heard.
Scattered among the intimidating were more familiar and less frightening
shapes and objects. Having spent more time in the cool depths of the storeroom
than any of them, Oskar led the way. Radically altered his appearance might
be, but he retained his memories intact. Sure enough, in the very back they
found racks of clothing: the majority intended to be worn by the wizard, but
also some items that had been maintained for guests, or left behind by
previous visitors. The women's attire would require some minor modifications,
but Cocoa and Mamakitty would be well garbed. As for the rest of them, while
Taj found himself lamenting the absence of style, there was enough that would
be suitable.
The notion of donning artificial skin caused them more grief than the finding
of it. As she slipped into traveling pants and jerkin, Mamakitty writhed as if
being subjected to a soapy bath.
"This is too tight."
"It's all too tight." Oskar was having trouble with the belt he had chosen
until he thought to think of it as a leash on his pants instead of his collar.
That narrow band of leather still encircled his neck. The idea of removing it
was still somehow--obscene. "If it was loose enough to be comfortable, it
would all fall off." Gingerly, he placed a loose velvet cap on his head,
forgetting that there was no longer any need to be concerned about objects
pressing down on his ears now that they protruded from the side of his head
instead of the top. He found they no longer rotated very well, either.
"I don't see what you're all so aggravated about." Hunkering ponderously down
before a tall antique mirror, Samm admired the cloak and hood he had cleverly
improvised from a huge blanket. "I am enjoying this."

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"Why should it aggravate you?" Mamakitty wrestled awkward new body parts into
constricting silk. "You're used to shedding old skins in favor of new. We're
not."
"You will find that the habit grows on you. Personally, I feel quite
refreshed." Pulling the makeshift hood over his head, the giant resembled a
marble sculpture that had somehow broken free from a castle portico.
"Weapons?" Making a face, Cezer gave one last desultory tug on the bottom of
his shirt. Oskar thought the cat-man looked quite fine. He, on the other hand,
felt as disheveled as he had in his wiry gray fur. That was just the way
things were, he sighed. Some creatures were destined to look sleek and
handsome no matter their circumstances. Then there were those like himself to
whom the term well-groomed would never apply.
He put the thought aside. They were not going to a fancy dress ball. "Over
this way," he told them.
An offshoot of the storeroom, the wizard's armory was small, befitting
Evyndd's reliance on abilities that did not require the application of muscle.
But there was enough gear to outfit them all, albeit not always to their
individual tastes. Cezer immediately laid claim to a bejeweled, high-pommeled
sword that had been a gift to the sorcerer from a grateful client. Cocoa
settled for a similarly well-decorated rapier and matching stiletto, while
Mamakitty was content with a far less flashy sword. Satisfied with the
leavings, Oskar struggled to buckle on the remaining blade. He was still
having trouble learning how to use fingers.
They had to cajole Taj to carry any weapon at all. "I'm a singer and a
thinker, not a fighter," he kept protesting. In vain, it turned out, as Oskar
and Mamakitty outfitted him with a brace of small throwing knives. As for
Samm, spears and swords looked like toothpicks in his massive hands, and might
have proven as effective.
"These are too small." He laid them aside. "I will improvise something
suitable for my size and appropriate to my nature." But with the tiny armory
all but gleaned, there was little left to choose from. "I have an idea," he
announced cryptically. Exiting the storeroom, he left them to proceed with the
next step in their search.
Though they examined every corner, even searching behind the tall wooden
vessel from which emanated threatening scratching sounds, they found nothing
that looked like a suitable vessel for the capturing and holding of color.
"Would we even know one if we saw it?" A weary Cocoa wiped sweat from her
forehead and proceeded to lick the moisture from the back of her hand,
lamenting the much reduced reach of her new tongue. "We're nothing but a
wizard's pets, and have little of his knowledge."
"I should have paid more attention to the things he was doing and slept less."
Mouth set, Mamakitty rested hands on hips and surveyed the chamber. "We'll
just have to find something appropriate to store this color in after we've
collected it."
"Then that's how we'll deal with it. The next thing we have to do is choose a
leader." Pausing in the doorway that led back to the rest of the house, Cezer
struck an aristocratic pose, head up, one hand on the pommel of his
magnificent jeweled sword, ears pointed as far forward as he could force them.
"I hereby nominate myself. Who votes for me?" When not one hand or voice was
raised in support, his expression changed to an irritated pout. For a moment,
he thought about spraying the lot of them, but somehow that no longer seemed
an appropriate response. "All right, then--if not me, who? Who is better
qualified as a fighter?"
"Better in this instance to ask who is better qualified as a thinker?"
Turning, Mamakitty indicated the scruffy individual standing by her side. "I
propose that we confer the distinction on Oskar."
"Him? The living doorstop? The dust mop that eats?" Cezer almost broke out
laughing. "You can't be serious! Who ever heard of a leader of a desperate
adventure named 'Oskar'?"
"Why not you, Mamakitty?" proffered Cocoa shyly.

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"Because I can be too impatient," the older woman replied. "I suspect there
will be times ahead of us when calm and reflection are more important than
sheer brain power. Oskar is by far the most even-tempered of us all. The most
mellow, if you will."
"Also the ugliest," Cezer put in, "though I don't see that as a
qualification."
Glaring at the younger male, Mamakitty concluded, "I cast my vote for Oskar."
"If you think he's the right one--" Cocoa shrugged. "Very well. I'll vote for
him as well."
"Thank you--I think." Running fingers through his thick, undisciplined patch
of remaining fur, Oskar came to a decision and tossed the cap aside. Though
light enough, even the slight weight on his head irritated him. So his scalp
would get wet--he had never minded it before. "If this is what you all
want"--Cezer held his tongue--"then I will do the best I am able. What say you
in this matter, Taj?"
"I don't care." The singer was not happy. "We're probably all going to die
anyway, so what difference does it make who leads us?"
"Thanks for that vote of confidence." Gazing past the slim-bodied cynic, Oskar
squinted. "Where's Samm? His opinion counts in this as much as anyone's."
"He said he was going to try and find something to arm himself with," Cocoa
reminded them. "I wonder if he's had any luck?"
Still miffed by his rejection, Cezer snorted derisively. "Probably trying to
figure out how to make a dirk out of a fork. His kind aren't too bright, you
know."
They located the giant behind the house, by the guest stables. Cowl pushed
back to expose his bald head, he proudly displayed his handiwork. The
impressive appliance he had fashioned for himself consisted of a single
massive granite wedge wrenched from the foundation of the stable. A hole ran
through the center of the wedge-shaped stone. Using the tough leather straps
of old unicorn tack, the man-mountain had fastened the block securely to a
thick pole chosen from a pile of cut logs stored by the side of the stable.
Water dripped from the imposing apparatus. Several such soakings, Mamakitty
knew, would cause the leather straps to tighten even more securely around the
rock.
"That's quite an axe," she told the giant admiringly. "It suits you."
Cezer could still not quite bring himself to compliment his newly limbed
companion. "Simple is as simple does," he sniffed. "There's no elegance in
it."
Samm hefted the immense adze in both hands. "I did not fashion it for beauty,
meower of meticulous complaints."
Mamakitty stepped in before Cezer could respond. "That's enough, you two.
We're likely to have to fight some of this Horde, and maybe an evil
necromancer or two. Save your belligerence for that." She turned to Oskar.
"Time to go."
"Go?" A baffled Oskar scratched absently at his hip. "Go where?"
"Yes, where!" Cezer snickered gleefully. "Lead on, O stalwart and intrepid
leader! I hereby knight thee Oskar the Oaf. Lead us--if you can even pick a
direction!" Leaning forward, he lowered his voice to an acerbic whisper. "Why
not use your great oversize nose, and simply smell us a path? You always were
good at ferreting out the most remarkable stinks."
"Though rude as always, Cezer has a point." Looking ravishing (to another
human, at least) in her riding pants, boots, and long-sleeved tunic, Cocoa
eyed Mamakitty questioningly as they returned to the house. "Do we even have
an idea where to go to find this color we're supposed to bring back?"
"Yes, and once we've found it--" Samm began.
"If we can find it," Taj interjected.
"--how do we 'catch' it, what do we put it in, and how do we bring it back?"
the giant finished concernedly.
Everyone's attention swung to Mamakitty. She considered silently, then
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swims past. Cocoa's right. First we have to figure out where to find this
batch of color. After that, everything will follow naturally."
"Unnaturally, you mean."
"Don't be so pessimistic, Taj," Oskar chided his friend. He had always enjoyed
Taj's singing, but now was not the time for coddling. "If Master Evyndd
believed we could do this thing, then do it we will."
"Boldly spoken!" Drawing his sword in a single supple motion, Cezer thrust it
skyward. "Onward, masters of an empty house! Onward to--" He gazed pointedly
at Oskar. "Excuse me, dear Leader, but you still haven't said where we're
going?"
His brows drawing together, the other man pushed out his lower lip defiantly
as he engaged in a momentary orgy of contemplation--after which he turned
helplessly to Mamakitty. "We have to have a destination. What kind of color
might be immune to this world-spanning incantation of the invaders?"
"How should I know, dog?" Troubled, she walked over to the kitchen window and
gazed out at the creek. The rippling water was gray, the trees thrusting up
from its banks gray-green, the grass dim and dingy, the wildflowers different
shades of dusky gray. Nowhere was there a hint, a suggestion, of the color
that had been stolen from the world. Natural light would bring back that
color, she knew. To have color you had to have the right light. But in the
absence of color there was--
She let out an abrupt, unexpected yowl so loud that it stiffened the hairs on
Oskar's neck, caused Cezer to drop to a fighting stance on all fours, and made
Cocoa leap instinctively onto the table. Samm did not stir, but Taj took
immediate refuge behind the giant's bulk.
"I know!" Mamakitty's gray-green eyes flashed, and her face was flushed with
eureka. "There is a place where there is always color. Always! So if the color
is still there, then the light that contains it will be also, and we can try
to capture it."
Sheathing his sword, a still dour Cezer could not restrain his curiosity--a
characteristic retained from his previous state. "There is no such place.
Certainly not around here, and where else have we ever been?"
"Speak to your own experience, youngling." Mamakitty was reaching now into the
depths of a maturity he did not possess. "I have often gone with the Master,
to keep him company on his travels."
"As have I," observed Oskar.
She turned to him. "Then you might remember this place as well." As everyone
crowded around, Samm having to bend low to avoid the ceiling, she explained.
"I remember it clearly. It was sometime last year, when Master Evyndd went to
visit the minor wizard Matthias Seifert in the town of Zelevin."
"Yes, I remember that trip," Oskar commented thoughtfully. "I rode on top of
the coach. The footman was very nice." He rubbed the back of his head in
remembrance.
Mamakitty nodded and continued. "It took more than a week even by fast coach
just to get to Zelevin. But that town is of no importance in this. What
matters is the place where the river Shalouan spills into the beginnings of
the Eusebian Gorge. Do you remember that place, Oskar?"
"Of course. The road became very steep there, where it winds its way down the
canyon. The river was loud, and there were many new fresh smells."
"Where the river plunges into the abyss there is a great waterfall, and always
in attendance to the waterfall, or so the Master said when he was admiring it
as we passed, there is--"
"A rainbow!" Oskar barked eagerly. "A grand, gorge-spanning, gorgeous,
permanent rainbow! Colors, such bright colors, I remember, and"--he met her
gaze enthusiastically--"the light that contained the colors. Or at least,
those few that I could see."
"Is that all?" Cezer sniffed and wiped his face with the back of his left
hand. "There can be no rainbows in light of this hex, and if by chance there
is one at that place, it's gone all gray by now, like everything else."
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that so long as the river leaped into the canyon, there would always be a
wonderful rainbow in that place."
The other cat was not persuaded. "This is the same Master Evyndd, mind, who
also wrote that he expected to defeat the Horde and Khaxan Mundurucu."
"Not even wizards are perfect," Oskar reminded him. "You have a better
notion?"
"What--who, me?" Mock-startled, the younger man put a hand to his chest. "Who
am I--the leader of this misbegotten outing? No, I haven't a better idea.
Because there are no better ideas." He looked to Mamakitty, unable to keep the
respectful tone entirely from his voice. "So we might as well pursue yours."
She nodded. "I'm glad you feel that way. Let's find some sacks in which to
carry provisions, take what we can carry, and be off. The sooner we return
with this light of color, the better the world will be for it."
"We should look for one other thing to take with us that we may need in the
world of humans." Tongue hanging out, Oskar looked thoughtful.
"Like what?" Cocoa wondered aloud.
"The Master did not speak of it often, but his visitors did. It is called
money."
"Yes, we'll certainly need some of that!" The top of his head now being too
high for her to reach, Mamakitty settled for patting him on the back. "Good
that you remembered it, Oskar."
"We have to have money," he remarked diffidently. "Apparently all humans have
some. I wonder how it's used?"
"In trade, and I'm sure we can manage to work out the details." Bending, Taj
began searching the drawers of the wizard's desk. "I know what it looks like,
and I think I remember where the Master Evyndd kept some. The rest of you, get
the food and water together."
Though they thought themselves prepared, it was still something of a shock
when, as well equipped as they could manage, they stopped beyond the main gate
to look back at the only home any of them had ever known. Now utterly empty of
life, in the diffuse gray light the many-gabled house wore an unmistakable air
of loneliness.
"This feels so strange." Cocoa uneasily eyed the narrow forest path that
stretched out in front of them. "I keep waiting for someone to tell me what to
do next."
"Like get back to the house?" Wearing cockiness like an embroidered cap, Cezer
started resolutely forward. "We don't have to worry about that anymore. We can
go where we please and do as we want. From now on, that's exactly what I'm
going to do!"
"So long as you do it on the road to the Shalouan Falls," Mamakitty reminded
him. She took an admonishing swing at his head, which, as he had so often done
in the past, he nimbly avoided.

FIVE

Deep within the forest they kept close together--not so much for protection as
for mutual reassurance. All except Cezer, that is, who in spite of an anxious
Mamakitty's repeated warnings scampered and darted off on unpredictable
tangents of his own, eager to explore every hollow tree, every rocky crevice,
every new sight and sound and smell. Birds drab of color and glum of song
tracked their progress, mildly intrigued by a party of travelers who looked
human but acted and smelled very much otherwise. When certain members of the
party cast unusually intent glances upward into the trees, something deeply
felt told the birds to keep their distance. "I'm hungry," rumbled Samm. "I
haven't eaten in weeks." "What are we supposed to do about it? Give you all
our provisions on the first day?" Leaping effortlessly over a fallen log,
Cezer did not bother to look in the giant's direction. "Besides, wouldn't you
rather have live food? Go eat a bear or something. If you do, save me the

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liver."
"We can't eat like that anymore." Mamakitty's expression reflected inner
turmoil. "For one thing, it somehow doesn't sound so good to me now. For
another, if we're going to capture this color and bring it safely back, we may
very well have to interact with other humans. That means learning and miming
their ways."
"You learn and mime their ways. Doesn't interest me. I still feel fully
feline. Hah!" Thrusting his face toward a crevice in a huge tree, the
mischievous youth nearly gave the golden squirrel dozing within a small heart
attack.
"Mamakitty's right." Though not so agile as his naturally acrobatic
companions, Oskar trotted easily through the woods, enjoying its sights and
smells from an entirely new perspective. His ability to remain upright at all
times without falling over was a source of continuous amazement to him. Still,
he had to fight the urge to drop to all fours and break into a run. "The last
thing we want to do is attract attention to ourselves. Word might get back to
this Mundurucu creature."
"Let it come!" Leaping high into the air, a grinning Cezer promptly whacked
his head against a low-hanging branch and tumbled unceremoniously to the
forest floor.
"You see, piss-for-brains?" Cocoa was chuckling softly at him, the sound
rising from within her half laugh and half meow. "We have yet to master our
new selves."
Rising, Cezer felt gingerly of the top of his head, relieved for the moment
that his ears were now located on its sides. "I'll master yours, if you'll let
me."
One lissome hand caressed the pommel of her sword. "I don't think so,
Cezer-man. I may only have one claw left to me, but it's a mighty big one."
"Speaking of mighty big ones--" he began.
Ignoring him, she looked over at Mamakitty, striding powerfully along beside
her as though she had always walked on two legs. "His snideness makes me
wonder, though. When am I likely to come into heat?"
"I don't think humans come 'into' heat," the older woman replied after a
moment's careful consideration. "I think they're sort of ready all the time.
It's a different state of being."
Cezer grinned enthusiastically. "Sounds like a state I could reside in."
"How does instant evisceration sound to you?" Cocoa glared at him
meaningfully.
He skipped easily out of her reach, wagging a finger in her direction.
"Decidedly unromantic. Your feelings will change, you'll see. They do every
month." Turning away from her, he found himself attracted to a bush that
rustled with unseen small inhabitants.
Oskar observed the byplay in silence. Although they were now technically of
the same kind, the thought of congress with Cocoa did not appeal to him,
despite her obvious human charms. Having known her only recently as feline,
the thought of--he forced himself to focus on the route ahead. Though the
forest was amiable and the weather benign, it was still a long walk to the
Eusebian Gorge.
By the end of the sixth day it was apparent they had made the first major
miscalculation of their quest. Mamakitty had been correct in her remembrance:
it did indeed require a week of travel to reach the city of Zelevin--by fast
coach. When it occurred to her that they were progressing far more slowly, she
was forced to revise her estimate of the time that would be required to reach
the Falls.
"At least another week, maybe two," she ventured in response to a tired Taj's
query.
"My feet hurt," the songster complained. "This walking is not for the birds."
He gazed longingly skyward. "If I still had my wings--"
"You'd be shot down by some curious hunter and like as not popped as a
sweetmeat into a roasting pie," Oskar reproached him. "Be content with what

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you are--alive." He looked at Mamakitty. "Our supplies will not last another
week."
"I know." She heaved a matronly sigh. "There's no avoiding it: we're going to
have to go into Karpluvy to reprovision." In response to several curious
stares she added, "It is a town that lies between here and the Gorge. I
remember stopping there for the night with Master Evyndd."
Oskar nodded. "I remember it, too. It will be interesting to visit it as a
human."
"We have human money." She jingled the purse that was slung at her belt. It
was heavy with coins taken from the Master's study. "We can buy food, and for
a change will be able to sleep under cover instead of out in the woods. But we
must be careful. Like the Master when he would travel incognito, we must
practice Takiyyah, the art of concealing the truth about ourselves. No one
must learn who we are, what we were, or where we are going."
Cezer drew himself up indignantly. "Hey--why are you all looking at me?"
They camped that night on the edge of the forest. In the distance, the lights
of Karpluvy twinkled like stars that had fallen to earth. Oskar surveyed the
scene with a mixture of excitement and apprehension. Would they be able to
pull this off? Each of them was clad in human costume that ran much deeper
than the clothing he or she wore. He could not speak for the others, but he
still felt like a dog, saw the world through the mind if not the eyes of a
dog, dreamed dog dreams.
He did not want to wander the world of humans on two legs. What he wanted more
than anything else was to be lying in front of a crackling fire in the house,
with the Master sitting in his big easy chair nearby, reading from one of the
innumerable weighty tomes taken from his study. If an occasional crumb of
bread or pat on the head came his way, he would be content.
Instead, he found himself burdened with complex thoughts, colliding ideas, new
notions, and this damnable Obligation. Watching Cezer gambol among the trees,
terrifying small creatures with inherent sadistic delight but without malice,
he almost wished he was a cat. Confidence was part of a cat's natural makeup,
he knew. Cats acted as if they owned the world, and everything within it
existed on their sufferance. Cezer would confirm that opinion, he knew. In
contrast, dogs lived with uncertainty, with questions. A sudden thought made
him feel a little better.
That meant, based on everything he knew, that dogs were more like people than
cats. It was a reassuring realization.
"How are you doing, Taj?" he inquired of the smallest member of the group.
The songster stopped humming and bent momentarily to peck at an itch on his
upper right arm before replying. "It's difficult, Oskar." He gestured
overhead. "I feel I should be sleeping up in a tree instead of down here on
the ground. Everything in my being tells me I'm in terrible danger down here."
He nodded at the other side of the campfire, where Mamakitty and Cocoa sat
conversing. "Bad enough I have to try and go to sleep surrounded by three
cats."
Oskar considered the tree above them. "Why not try sleeping on a branch, if
it'll make you feel better?"
"And if I roll in my sleep and fall out?" Taj was downcast. "I'll hit the
ground. Actually hit the ground! That's never happened to me, Oskar. You don't
know what it's like, this fear of falling. Cats may land easily on four feet,
but birds land as lightly and easily as--well, as a feather. The thought of
not being able to slow a descent, or stop a fall..." His eyes were tortured.
"At least you're used to standing on two feet," Oskar encouraged him. "So you
can't fly. I understand that. But if you've never fallen off a perch in your
sleep before, what makes you think you'll do so now? Why not give it a try, on
a low branch. If it works, you can sleep in a higher place tomorrow."
Taj considered, then nodded slowly. "You take a long time to get to a point,
Oskar, but when you do, it's usually worth the journey. Thanks, I will." So
saying, he got to his feet and shinnied up the trunk behind them. Choosing a
large, low-hanging branch, he promptly dropped his chin onto his chest, let

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his arms hang at his sides, and closed his eyes. He rocked slightly but didn't
tumble. Soon he was fast asleep, a small smile fixed on his face. Oskar was
much pleased.
He had begun to pace off tighter and tighter circles preparatory to retiring
himself when a shape materialized at his side. It was Cocoa. He hadn't heard
her approach, which was hardly surprising. Cats didn't walk up to you. They
simply appeared. Even in the absence of natural light, her eyes were luminous.
He blinked repeatedly: she did not.
"Oskar, I have to ask you: do you find this form attractive?"
He hesitated. He didn't want to be scratched, even by nails greatly reduced in
efficiency. "Cezer does," he replied quickly.
Her expression was one of distaste. "Cezer thinks everything with a tail is
attractive. I'm asking you. You know how important looks have always been to
me. You've seen how much time I spend grooming and cleaning myself." Her
expression twisted delightfully. "I can't even clean everyplace in this body."
Ignoring the implications of that observation, he plunged ahead as best he was
able. "I've always thought you, um, pretty, Cocoa. Just not my type, that's
all. I mean, you're feline."
"Not anymore, I'm not. I'm human--and so are you." Curiosity flickered behind
her eyes as she moved closer to him, very close indeed. Panic rising within
him, he looked past the fire, but Mamakitty was already asleep, curled up with
her back to the flames. The curves and lines of her back were highlighted by
the blaze, a fact which he suddenly realized was...
This sweating business, he reflected anxiously as beads of perspiration broke
out on his brow, was decidedly irritating. On the other hand, he realized, he
would not have presented a more confident picture with his tongue hanging out
and drool dribbling from his jaws. He noticed that he was, however, panting
noticeably.
"All right, yes--I do find you attractive in this form. But it just doesn't
seem right somehow. I mean, I feel I should be chasing you, not--"
"Not what?" The smell of her was powerful, a confusing, conflicting blend of
human and cat. "Biting me? You can bite me if you want, Oskar. I never
realized how big you were before this. I was always trying to ignore you, or
get away from you." Her lips, devoid of fur, were very close to his as she
stretched upward on tiptoes to bring them nearer to his own. "Come on, Oskar.
Why don't you take a little nip? Just--don't--bark at me."
Laughter suddenly split the night air. They pushed apart to see Cezer,
pointing and chortling. "Now there's a sight to tickle a cat's funny bone
better than catnip! I always thought you had better taste, Cocoa. That close
to the floor mop that walks, I thought your fur would be up."
Stepping back, she brushed at her blouse and with great dignity, turned to
walk away, moving to rejoin Mamakitty on the other side of the campfire. "For
your information," she replied acidly, "my fur is up."
The laughter died in Cezer's throat. "Hey, I didn't mean ... what I was trying
to say was..." Growling, he advanced to confront Oskar. The older man did not
move. "Listen here, bone-farts: you're a dog, I'm a cat. Cocoa's a cat. Is
that too complicated for you to understand?"
Reaching out, Oskar quietly gripped the front of the younger man's shirt in
his clenched fist. Fingers were a poor substitute for teeth, but they would
have to do. "Not anymore, hysteria-for-brains. She's human, as are you and I.
If she wants to explore communication in this form, I'm not going to tell her
she can't. And neither are you."
Cezer's right hand dropped to the pommel of his sword, then drifted away.
Pulling free of Oskar's grasp, he straightened his shirtfront. "I don't like
you, dog-man. I never did."
"The feeling's mutual. But for the sake of this journey, we had better learn
to turn our anger outward, away from the group."
Cezer nodded slowly. "Fine. Just keep away from Cocoa."
The older man casually crossed his arms over his chest. "I'll keep away from
Cocoa the cat. If Cocoa the woman wants to talk to me, I'll make myself

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available."
"Master should've had you fixed." Muttering to himself, Cezer moved away.
Oskar watched the younger man until he had lain down and closed his eyes. You
couldn't trust a conscious cat.
With a sigh, he decided he had better find a place to sleep himself. Samm
looked content, curled into as tight a ball as he could manage, his head
resting on one massive arm. Tomorrow they would enter a human town. They would
have to pass themselves off as humans without a master to tell them what to
do, how to act, or how to behave. If they failed, and drew unwanted attention
to themselves, their journey might find itself compromised before it had even
begun. Finding a soft pile of leaves, he paced a few circles, settled down,
and dropped into a deep but far from dreamless sleep. Occasionally he would
whimper softly, and kick out with his right leg. Only when he rolled onto his
hack and thrust hands and feet into the air did the unsettling dreams finally
cease.

With its narrow streets, innumerable decorated shopfronts, shuttered pubs, and
a general level of activity that bordered on the somnolent, Karpluvy Towne was
not the noisy, exciting contrast to the deep silences of the Fasna Wyzel that
they had expected. The same gray air of gloom and depression hung over the
township that gripped the rest of the Gowdlands in its melancholy embrace.
Small squads of soldiers and armed citizens patrolled the streets, windows
remained closed and shuttered, and people spoke in whispers of the coining of
the Totumakk Horde. Their greatest hope appeared to be that the terrible Horde
would overlook so small and isolated a community as theirs, and pass to the
north and south of it.
As they entered upon the cobblestone streets, a worried Oskar leaned over to
whisper to Mamakitty. "People are staring at us. What are we doing wrong?"
"Nothing, I wager," she replied after a moment's consideration. "I think we
just stand out a little bit from the typical townsfolk. They probably fear any
strangers, concerned that they might be spies for the Horde." She studied
their surroundings thoughtfully. "I remember Karpluvy as being full of life,
and light, and happiness. See what the loss of color does to human beings?"
Oskar studied their little party. Were their nonhuman origins showing?
Everyone was careful to resist their innate urges. Cezer had put a leash on
his feline exuberance, and no one dropped to all fours. Samm had a tendency to
slide down the street until Taj reminded the giant to pick up his feet. Surely
they had managed to blend in. How could they possibly stand out? True,
Mamakitty was more muscular than the average woman. And Taj blonder than the
blondest northerner, even in the dim gray light. As for Cezer and Cocoa,
though it pained him to admit it, it was difficult to tell which was the more
beautiful, or who drew the more surreptitious admiring stares from the
otherwise downcast crowd--from both men and women.
Come to think of it, of them all, he was the only one who looked remotely
average. This realization made him feel neither slighted nor overlooked. He
had always been commonly, even exceptionally, ordinary.
So it was fitting that when they finally settled on a slightly less than
funereal taverna in which to dine and restock their nearly barren store of
victuals, it was he who entered first, made hesitant but easygoing contact
with the proprietor, and secured them a table near the back. His mastery of
language might be lacking, but his inherent friendliness overcame the owner's
initial uncertainty. Maybe he was not as handsome as Cezer, but the
personality people had instinctively liked when he was a dog had carried over
to his human shape. It was a puzzled proprietor who wondered at his sudden
urge to reach across the counter and pat this scruffy, smiling customer on the
head.
While Mamakitty discussed the purchase of jerked meats, assorted fruits, dried
fish, salt and other spices, and assorted individual items from the slightly
bemused owner, the rest of them retired to a table and ordered food from a
jaded serving wench no less depressed than her fellow townsfolk. Try as she

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might as she recorded their order, she could not keep her eyes off the rakish
profile and lean muscularity that was Cezer.
As for their larger purchases, if the shopkeeper found any of them curious,
especially the large bag of fish heads that the dark woman ordered up, he kept
his opinions to himself. Not only did he find the handsome broad-shouldered
customer herself intimidating, but the man-mountain hovering wordlessly behind
her ensured that he held his peace. As the merchant filled and packaged the
order, he tried not to glance in the direction of the curious colossus. The
man-mountain's unconsciously intense stare was more than a little unnerving;
it bordered on the hypnotic. Didn't the giant ever blink? And why did he seem
unable to keep his tongue inside his head?
Mamakitty and Samm were still busy accumulating supplies for the journey ahead
when food finally arrived at the rear table of the extensive establishment. In
her absence it fell to Cocoa to hiss a warning at her two male companions.
"Stop that!"
Pudding in hand, Oskar frowned at her. "Stop what?"
"Eating like that. With your fingers." She cut her eyes sideways, indicating
nearby tables full of muttering, suspicious townsfolk. "Among humans, certain
foods can be eaten by hand, but others demand the use of utensils. Didn't you
two ever watch the Master and his visitors eat?"
The two men exchanged a glance. "Not really," Oskar confessed. "I was more
interested in following the path of overlooked table scraps."
"What does it matter?" Grinning defiantly, Cezer deliberately shoved his hand
into the middle of the large hot pie that presently occupied the center of the
table and extracted a heaping fistful of steaming vegetables and bits of meat.
This he conveyed with careful deliberation to his waiting mouth, thick gravy
oozing out between his fingers.
Struggling with unfamiliar knife and fork while wishing she could simply bend
over and shove her face into her plate, Cocoa lowered her eyes. "You disgust
me!"
"She ain't the only one."
The amused voice came from nearby. It was difficult to say who were the
roughest-looking individuals occupying the table across from the travelers':
the heavily bearded men, the women with their manifold painful piercings, or
the pair of horned mogs freely sharing their food and drink. Oskar opted for
the women.
Fumbling a piece of chicken into her mouth, Cocoa kept her gaze lowered and
her voice down. "Just ignore them."
"You ignore them." Grease and gravy threatening to stain his elegant tunic but
never quite adhering, Cezer rose from his chair, shaking off Oskar's
cautioning hand. "Excuse me, offspring of an indeterminate parentage: did you
say that I disgust you?"
It grew very quiet very quickly at the neighboring table. Still tugging at his
companion's shirt, Oskar growled his own warning. "By the Whiskers of the
Great Mother, sit down!"
Cezer spoke without looking at his companion. "Not until this boorish lout
apologizes. To Cocoa if not to me."
Smiling wanly at the grim-faced group seated across from them, Cocoa declared
reassuringly, "That's all right. No apology necessary."
One of the mogs was starting to rise. Jingling more chain than a clutch of
convicted pickpockets, so did the blue-painted woman next to him.
"Drinks are on the house!" Oskar suddenly shouted as he pushed his chair back
and straightened.
Toothy mog, blue woman, and puzzled companions stared at him. "You can't say
that," rumbled one of the men. "Abnyk is the owner of the White Ass. Not you."
Grabbing Cezer around the neck, Oskar nodded in the speaker's direction. "I
know, but I needed the moment."
"Let go of me, you fatuous cur!" Whirling around, an enraged Cezer swung one
fist in a sweeping arc that caught the startled and still seated Taj on the
side of his head. Reeling but not releasing his grip, the older man stumbled

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backward, still holding tightly to his outraged companion.
"By Master Evyndd's beard, that's enough!" Putting utensils and further
thought of food aside, Cocoa leaped across the table to join in the fray. Her
weight was enough to send all three of them crashing to the floor in a noisy
upwelling of dishes, goblets, drink, and condiments. Caught in the middle and
struggling to escape the fray, Taj succeeded only in being drawn in deeper.
Confronted by this display and uncertain now exactly how to proceed, the
ominous throng at the other table hesitated. By the time one of the men
started to draw the knobkerrie slung at his belt, Mamakitty had arrived. More
importantly, so had Samm. The giant put a hand on the would-be combatant's
shoulder.
"Let's everyone just keep calm, shall we?"
"Snolwraith! I'll not have anyone telling me to--" At this point the eager
bruiser noted that the hand on his shoulder was quite large enough to envelop
his entire head and squeeze it like a pimple. His voice and testosterone level
plunged in concert. "On the other hand, maybe I will."
The nominal leader of the seated rogues shrugged. "No need for us to thrash
them, Gelgirth. They're doing a good enough job of it themselves." Watching
the brawl, a couple of the women had begun to giggle. Vestigial wings smacking
appreciatively against one another, the mog seated between them began to shout
encouragement and suggestions to the combatants.
Observing the chaos, Mamakitty uttered a sigh of dismay. "What the canary is
doing in there, I can't imagine. Samm, clean it up."
"Yes'm." Lurching forward, the giant deftly but firmly began to disengage the
cursing, spitting, disheveled belligerents.
"Outside." To the now grinning spectators she added, "Sorry for the
disturbance."
"Not disturbance." With a sharp claw, the other mog picked something revolting
out of his front fangs. "Enjoyed the show, I did."
"Rightly so." A human comrade slapped the mog on the back, between its folded
wings. "Fought like cats and dogs, they did!"
Once they were outside, while Samm strove to balance an enormous canvas sack
of newly acquired supplies on his expansive back, Mamakitty proceeded to
upbraid her abashed companions.
"What were you thinking, fighting in there like that?" There was no response
from the now contrite combatants. "The one thing we don't want to do is draw
attention to ourselves, and you four promptly start a fight!" She glared
furiously at the leanest member of the indicted quartet. "And even you,
Taj--I'm surprised at you."
"I wasn't--" The singer was not given a chance to explain.
"We were insulted." His honor but not his tunic stained, Cezer methodically
flicked chopped carrots from his collar. "I was merely attempting to redress
the situation."
"You would've been redressed, all right," Oskar growled at him. "In blood. I
had to stop you."
Taking another tack, Taj blurted, "It was Cocoa who saved us. By jumping in
and keeping us fighting among ourselves, she gave those at the other table no
reason to participate." He eyed the young woman admiringly, his thoughts oddly
unbirdlike. "That was very clever of you, to fake a real fight to create a
diversion."
She frowned in confusion. "What 'fake'?"
"Oh, come on, all of you! I want to be well out of this misery-drenched town
by nightfall. Before any of you can cause any more trouble." Pivoting smartly,
Mamakitty started down the main street, resuming the march southeastward. The
others followed.
"Should've kicked your butt," Oskar muttered.
Cezer hissed at him. "You and what pack of offal-rolling mongrels?"
"Shut up, the both of you!" Lengthening her stride, Cocoa caught up to
Mamakitty and engaged her in conversation, ignoring the two men. Oskar went
silent to oblige her, while Cezer did the same so he could concentrate on

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watching her walk.
Behind them, in the White Ass Tavern, mogs and men had already forgotten all
about the contretemps that had taken place at the table beside them. Those of
the other patrons who had observed the fracas had returned to their respective
drinking and conversations. Once more, the gray and depressing atmosphere was
broken only by occasional whispers.
Only one patron left his seat. Easing away from the ragged counter, he was
already composing the message he would send via aireq bird to distant
Kyll-Bar-Bennid. It had been known for some time that the generals of the
Horde and the necromancer Khaxan Mundurucu would pay well for any information
that would help them to ferret out the remaining small pockets of resistance
to their otherwise all-dominant rule. Surely any armed, purposeful, combative
travelers who as they were fighting among themselves swore by the name of the
dead wizard Susnam Evyndd were worthy of the Horde's attention?
In addition to being keen of eye and ear, the quisling was also sensitive of
nose. When seated, the belligerents had smelled as human as anyone else. But
when they had been battling with one another, a powerful odor of cat and dog
and something fowl had suffused that portion of the taverna. Whether that
information would be of any use to the Horde he did not know, but wishing to
be as thorough as possible in hopes of receiving an appropriate reward, he had
included it in his missive as well.
Like the rest of its arboreal brethren, the aireq bird was in a less than
cheerful mood when the eager eyewitness attached message and directions to its
leg. It sat on its perch, face nearly as long as its wings, and waited
apathetically for instructions.
"Go now," the former resident of the taverna commanded. "Fly swift to the
fortress of Kyll-Bar-Bennid, deliver this message, and hurry back with our
reward. Your share will feed you well."
The aireq sighed and fluttered its sleek blue-black wings in the subdued gray
light. "Might as well. I could use the exercise." Whereupon it lifted from its
perch by means of the two smaller wings attached to the sides of its skull,
rose into the air, and flew straightaway out the open window.
It was the opinion of the soldiers guarding the castle among whom the aireq
landed that they should skin the unexpected arrival for its fine feathers,
which could be sold in what remained of the city market, and then add the
plucked body to the communal stewpot. Fortunately for them (not to mention the
understandably agitated aireq) an officer of the Horde with some knowledge of
such things and a good deal more insight into matters of advanced
communication interrupted the incipient plucking and rescued the bird. Upon
hearing its tale, the officer promptly conveyed it to the fortress keep where
the general staff of the Totumakk and the horrid Khaxan had established their
headquarters.
Kelkefth relieved the aireq of its communiqué, considered eating it herself
(raw), and was stopped by her sister Knublib. "What kind of information would
we glean if word were to spread that we devour the messengers?"
"Pagh!" Wiping green snot from the end of her exceedingly bulbous, tumorous
nose, the other Mundurucu spat at her sister. "It be only a bird."
"Messenger still." Seeking to settle the argument, Knublib added, "Let Kobkale
decide."
When presented with the message and its attendant controversy, that
distinctively overbearing but perceptive goblin quickly validated Knublib's
perspicacity. Left unconsumed, the greatly relieved aireq was sent on its way
in possession of a suitable pouch of gold coin to reward its tattler of a
master. In its absence Kobkale, Kieraklav, and the Hairy Kwodd debated the
significance of the missive that had been delivered to them.
"So fighting travelers who spoke of that miserable dead amateur, Susnam
Evyndd, stank of cat and dog." Kieraklav's nose itched, and she rubbed her
flat face with a palm big enough to easily cover the entire grotesque
countenance. "So what?"
"Not just of Evyndd." Hairy Kwodd always sounded as if he was speaking from

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the bottom of a well because he was entirely covered from pointed head to
protuberant toe with a cascade of dirty white hair. No one, not even his
fellow Mundurucu, knew what he really looked like. This caused no problems
because no one was sure they really wanted to know. "According to the message,
these strangers referred to him as 'Master' Evyndd. That suggests a connection
that is deep and personal rather than casual."
"I agree." Kobkale was sucking the marrow out of a human bone of indeterminate
age. "Not that any such as are described in the report appear to present much
of a danger."
Kieraklav shrugged blunt shoulders, and unpleasant things shifted beneath her
leathery blouse. "Tell Drauchec. Have him send a detachment to find these
apostates and remove their faces."
"Rush to judgment, be it now?" Kobkale struck her a capricious blow that sent
her spinning. Landing on her feet, she straightened her jumbled attire and
voiced no umbrage at the reprimand. Among the Mundurucu, kicks and punches
were often used in place of more formal grammar to punctuate argument. "I
think not," Kobkale went on. "There may be more here than meets the eye."
"What say you, brother?" gurgled Hairy Kwodd.
Kobkale gnawed on a fingernail that was blunt, sharp, and filthy. It required
daily refilthening to keep it that way. "I say that while Susnam Evyndd might
have been an amateur, he was a talented one. The Mundurucu differ from other
goblinish necromantics because we have acquired wisdom as well as talent.
There may be nothing to this tale--or there may be something to learn. Learn
first, kill later, says I."
Kieraklav grudgingly grunted assent. "I prefer to kill right away, but it is
not worth arguing about."
"Whether it is worth anything remains to be seen. That is my point." Kobkale
squinted at a high, narrow window. Outside the castle keep, all was gray,
dank, and wretched. Just as things ought to be, he reflected contentedly. Only
an occasional scream wafted weakly up from the occupied city below. Not even
the stubborn resistance of the company of humans holding out in the distant
fortress called Malostranka could spoil his humor.
"I would not put a postmortem transforming spell beyond the capabilities of
the extirpated amateur Evyndd. Is it known if he kept any familiars?"
Kieraklav exchanged a glance with Hairy Kwodd--or feigned one, since his eyes
were hidden behind his hellacious hirsuteness. "If he did, he brought none of
them with him to the battle."
"The travelers described in the traitor's missive could not be very effectual
familiars." Hairy Kwodd shuffled barely visible oversize feet. "They have done
nothing to avenge the dead amateur."
"And yet." Kobkale had not achieved the standing he held among the Clan by
rushing to judgment, or by taking opponents--any opponent--for granted. "It is
true this may amount to nothing. The informer may have heard wrong, or smelled
wrong. But it is better to ensure that there be no threat to us in this."
"Should I tell Drauchec?" Kieraklav quite fancied the Horde general, his
expression of revulsion when she touched him notwithstanding.
"No." Kobkale's deviant mind was hard at work. "If there are animals involved,
they may well be able to avoid or to fool the simple minions of the Horde. Our
bloodthirsty brethren are most righteous killers, but they are not
particularly perceptive. Kind to kind, like to like. Set similar to catch
same, says I."
Kieraklav frowned, which made her appearance even more distasteful to look
upon than usual. "You wish me to find among the Horde cats and dogs suitable
for transmuting?"
"No, not cats and dogs. Besides, I have seen cats and dogs among our retinue
within the Horde, and they are kept for food, not as pets. Search among them
for attendant animals, yes, but not cats and dogs. I will describe to you the
type that I would like to have for this spell."
So Kieraklav and several other of the Mundurucu went among the fighters of the
Totumakk, careful in their questioning not to interrupt the looting and

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torturing and rapine. This was not difficult, since by now there was very
little left to loot, and few left to rape. The Horde was compelled to resort
to casual torture for amusement, an undertaking at which they were adept if
not imaginative. They were always grateful to receive suggestions and pointers
for improving their skills from the far more inventive Mundurucu.
When at last Kieraklav and Hairy Kwodd reported back to Kobkale, it was with
suitable subjects in tow.
"We could only find three who fit anything of your description," she
complained.
Kobkale promptly smacked her halfway across the room.
Picking herself up immediately, she dusted off the new, fungus-infected dress
she was wearing and rejoined him. Kobkale did not deal Hairy Kwodd a similar
blow because no one had ever seen that shaggy individual knocked off his feet.
Also, Kobkale sensed instinctively that it would not be a good idea. Like the
rest of his brethren, he did not want to see what really lay beneath that
enigmatic, tangled, ambulatory thicket.
Instead, he proceeded to examine the confused but combative trio of creatures
his kinfolk had procured. "They'll do," he announced finally. Lifting both
arms, which in the case of even stout goblins is not very high, he raised his
voice. That was not very high either, but his words still resounded off the
walls of the keep. Below, shackled humans heard, and shuddered at the import
of the fresh evil they could feel sifting through the fortress.
Lowering his hands at last, Kobkale joined fingers with Kieraklav and took
hold of a fistful of Hairy Kwodd's cascading whiskers. Both of them joined him
in the concluding chant. Stuttering green-gray light suffused the room and
focused on the three restrained creatures in their midst. There was a sound as
of paper ripping, a distant, forlorn yowl, and then silence.
Where the three confiscated pets had clustered defiantly together there now
stood three naked human figures. The taller male and one female were slim,
muscular, and possessed of devastating smiles that reflected not an inner good
nature but preternaturally long canines, a legacy from their former state as
vampiric night fliers.
Standing between and slightly in front of them was a stocky, long-jawed man
with red-brown hair spotted with white. His eyes were large, luminous, and
penetrating. He, too, was smiling, showing teeth that were sharper than they
should have been. Every move he made, every motion of his body, oozed barely
restrained power and strength. Standing before the three Mundurucu, he was a
coiled spring of ferocious, inimical energy. Not surprising, Kobkale knew,
since he had been transformed from one of the nastiest, most foul-tempered
creatures in nature.
"These two have names." Kieraklav proceeded to identify the closely related
male and female. "The one with the balls is Ruut, and his companion is called
Ratha." With a gnarled finger she indicated the third member of the quietly
defiant trio. "That one doesn't have a name."
"Then we will call it by what it is." Kobkale approached. "Tell me, Quoll, how
do you like your new circumstances?"
"I like them fine," the quoll replied, whereupon it exhibited blinding speed
in leaping straight at Kobkale, both hands outstretched as they reached for
the Mundurucu's exposed throat.
Something thin, scabrous, and unholy whipped out from within Hairy Kwodd's
mantle of kink to wrap several times around the quoll's wrists. Snarling, the
new-made man found himself yanked around. Eyes ablaze, he prepared to strike
at his captor even with his arms bound and helpless. Something in the aspect
of Hairy Kwodd told him that would be a bad idea. So he stood still and held
his peace, simmering and boiling like a pot kept too long on an overheated
stove.
"Temper, temper." Though a little rattled by the suddenness of the attack,
Kobkale knew it boded well for the trio's mission. "Why did you jump at me
like that? Are you so displeased with your metamorphosis?"
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him, he stood naked where he was, rubbing his wrists lightly. "I just wanted
to kill something, and you were the first liveness I settled on."
"You will have your opportunities to kill, I promise you. That and more, if
you and your new friends conclude one simple task to the Mundurucu's
satisfaction. You may even keep your human bodies, which are more conducive to
murder than your former animalistic forms."
Behind Quoll, Ratha grinned contentedly. "Very sweet that would be." She
licked lovely, but very dark, lips. "Speaking of sweet, my throat is quite
dry."
"Transmogrification is a thirsty business." Kobkale nodded at Kieraklav, who
was eyeing the naked Ruut ardently. "Find blood for these two, and flesh for
the other. Then suitable attire." He pursed thick lips, causing the upper one
to submerge half his nose. "Come to think of it, take them on a stroll through
town, and you may find everything you need in any one suitably populated
house." Approaching Quoll, he looked up at the new man, whose countenance
seemed fixed in a perpetual glare.
"I know you would like to rip out my throat and wallow in my guts, but you're
going to have to be able to restrain yourself, or you'll never succeed in
carrying out the relatively simple task I have in mind for you."
"Don't worry about me. I can control my urges when I have to." Even in the
repressed gray light of the chamber, the goblin could see that the man's eyes
were as much blood red as they were blue. "When I have to."
Kobkale was pleased. He was confident that when they sent this trio on its
way, he and the rest of the Mundurucu could forget about this business of
catand dog-smelling humans who venerated a dead enemy.
In fact, he would have pitied them--had he or any of the Mundurucu been
capable of expressing so alien an emotion.

SIX

As was usual with examples of active hydrology, they heard the falls before
they saw them. All morning, the road to Zelevin had been narrowing. Formerly
negotiable slopes on their right grew more and more perpendicular, until they
were striding along with a sheer wall of black basalt on their right hand and
steep drop-offs immediately to their left. Moisture-loving trees and bushes,
ferns, and mosses clung to the mountainside and overflowed the gorge below.
Water dripped in sparkling streams from leaves with pointed tips, as if the
ferns were fountains whose spigots had been left ever so slightly open.
Dominating everything else was the sheer-sided plug of weathered volcanic rock
known as Temmerefe's Sky-Reef, usually emerald-crowned, now reduced to a
gloomy gray mass no different from the less spectacular peaks that surrounded
it.
Normally, hummingbirds and sunbirds gathered in profusion to feed on the
flowers that clung to the sides of the Eusebian Gorge, their shimmering
metallic throat feathers glistening like enameled porcelain, while translucent
flequins soared high on the rising currents of moist air and cried for
carrion. Now only a few desultory cheeps and squeaks reached the travelers, so
benumbed were the arboreal denizens of the gorge by the absence of color.
Espying one lonely sunbird flitting moodily from vovix blossom to perapa
flower, Oskar wondered how in the absence of gender-specific tints males and
females could tell one another apart. Cezer wondered if the lack of color
would change the taste of the high-soaring fliers' flesh. Taj gazed longingly
at his distant relations, while Samm wondered...
Did Samm wonder, Oskar mused? And if so, what did the giant wonder about? He
made an effort to imagine snake thoughts, failed, and returned his attention
to the ground. Traveling on only half the usual number of legs, it would be
easy to slip on the damp, sometimes muddy road. It was getting easier, but was
a long way from being second nature. This upright human posture still found

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him unsteady. The urge to drop to all fours when traversing the most difficult
spots had not left him. The cat folk were not troubled by the steep slope or
precipitous drop. Whether on two legs or four, they remained completely at
ease in high places.
"I don't see any rainbow." For the past hour, Taj had been whistling (and
whistling wonderfully) to keep their spirits up.
"It's here. We're not at the falls yet." Mamakitty strode along smoothly,
seemingly untroubled by her newly enjoined verticality. But then, Oskar
reflected without jealousy, she and Cezer and Cocoa had cat senses. He was
only a dog, with all the fears and worries dogs were heir to.
The travelers did not hear the roaring until they turned a sharp corner on the
mountainside, and did not see the falls for another two hours, during which
time the road angled sharply downward as it descended into the gray-green
depths of the canyon. Then the tall trees that sprouted from the edge of the
gorge gave way to smaller bushes and thickets of color-drained flowers, and
the clamor that had been growing in their ears all morning suddenly doubled in
intensity.
"Oh--how beautiful!" Cocoa stopped by the side of the road, which was now
barely wide enough to allow a coach to pass, to admire the thundering
cataract.
"Magnificent." Taj shook droplets of water from his hair. He would have lifted
his arms to embrace the spray, but clad as he was in clothing instead of
feathers, the gesture seemed certain to give rise to more difficulty than
pleasure. "As is your rainbow, Mamakitty."
"If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it." Oskar gazed in fascination at the
band of multihued brilliance that stretched from one side of the gorge to the
other, fronting the white-foamed waterfall like a belt across the belly of a
pallid stranger. It was like nothing he had ever seen before. Viewing it in
passing on his previous visit in the company of Master Evyndd, he had been
able to see it only through the color-limited eyes of a dog. Even so, his
astonishment at the multihued revelation was as nothing compared to Samm's.
The giant threw back his broad chest and inhaled deeply, his tongue flicking
out from between his parted lips. "So that is what real color looks like!
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined such a thing. It
tastes--hot."
Cezer frowned. "What does?"
The giant looked down at him and smiled. "Color."
Oskar continued to stare quietly. "This rainbow may be the last remaining
object of real color left in the Gowdlands."
"But why should it be so?" Samm was clearly, and unashamedly, puzzled. "Why
should color here alone remain, in this form?"
Though she was no scholar, Mamakitty did her best to offer an explanation. "I
can't really say, except that rainbows aren't like painted walls or dyed
clothing or even spotted fur. According to the Master, they exist from moment
to moment. Maybe the ability to constantly renew itself through the varying
action of the falls allows it to elude the effect of the Mundurucu hex."
"I suppose that makes sense, of a sort." Turning from the rollicking, booming
torrent to face her, Cezer smiled expectantly. "So--how do we capture some of
it and carry it back with us to the forest? Or anywhere else, for that
matter?"
Oskar taunted his companion. "You once told me that, given a clear shot at it,
you could catch anything in your paws."
The younger man held up his human hands. "In my claws, long-face." He
indicated his blunt human nails. "With these I would be lucky to catch
spaghetti."
Mamakitty had been giving the matter some thought. "Ever since we left the
Fasna Wyzel we have been within a day's walk of pond, or stream, or town. So
we don't really need these heavy water bags. We can empty them out and use
them to catch and carry rainbow."
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he was carrying nearly all the water and the bulk of their supplies by
himself. The weight would have been better distributed if he had been able to
crawl. Traveling upright had disadvantages as well, he mused.
"Why, what a fine idea!" Cezer gestured expansively into the gorge. "We'll
just stroll over to that vaporous band of blurry light, pluck colors from it
the way Master Evyndd's visiting help used to pick grapes from his vines, and
stuff them in our water bags." His voice dropped to a huskily sardonic, but
nonetheless still attractive, murmur. "There's nothing to it. All we need to
do is figure out how to catch light with our bare hands."
"If anyone can do that, a cat can." Pushing past him, a determined Cocoa
followed Mamakitty down into the bushes that lined the canyon. Lilting
fragrances from the flowers they disturbed rose up toward the road. Color
might have vanished from the world, but there was still sweet fragrance
aplenty.
Oskar clapped Cezer on the back. "Come on, fuzzball. Let's see if you can keep
your dainty costume spotless while slogging and sliding down through soggy
vegetation and muddy hillsides."
Tugging at first one lace-trimmed sleeve and then the other, the younger man
sniffed haughtily. "With the greatest of ease, my rough-hewn friend. Watch,
and marvel at natural grace at work."
Samm and Taj followed behind them. "Those two have always argued, no matter
what kind of body they happened to be occupying. Up in my cage, I was able to
see and hear everything."
"Lucky you, living in a penthouse." Unable to fit between two trees, Samm
simply shoved one aside. Upturned roots bled mud and worms as it crashed to
the ground. "As for myself, I find I quite like this new perspective."
"We're all going to have get used to these new forms if we're going to fulfill
Master Evyndd's last wish." Taj hopped nimbly over a small stream. "And stop
staring at me like that! You're making the back of my neck burn."
"Sorry." The giant contritely shifted his gaze.
It was not an easy descent, but by relying on their natural instincts they
crossed obstacles and surmounted barriers that would have given even very
agile humans pause. By nightfall they had reached the base of the cataract.
While the perpetual mist that rose from the water-worn rocks at the bottom of
the falls did not bother Samm--much less Taj and Oskar, who reveled in it--the
other members of their party were adamant about finding a drier place to spend
the night. A small rocky overhang surrounded by dense vegetation provided the
shelter they were looking for. Close at hand, falling water plunged earthward
behind the diffuse arc of muted color that was the rainbow they had come to
find.
Somewhat to everyone's surprise but to Cocoa's especial delight, Oskar
proceeded to make a fire. Their amazement surprised him. "If you'd watched as
many of these being built as I have, you'd understand." While he tended to the
comforting blaze, the rest of them set about gathering the driest plant matter
they could find with which to fashion temporary bedding.
"In the morning," Mamakitty announced, "we'll start working on how we're going
to capture some of that colored light to bring back home with us. If empty
water bags won't serve, we'll think of something else. Once we've gathered our
fill of color, we can seek out other masters like our Evyndd. They will know
best how to spread it through the Gowdlands and beat back this hex of the
invaders."
"I don't think the water bags will work. I still think we need a special kind
of container. Something that will hold anything." For once, Cezer was not
being sarcastic.
"I wonder if we could make something?" Taj mused.
"Too bad we're not bringing back sound." Cezer's serious mien had not lasted
long. "Then we could just grab it and shove it down your throat. You being the
master of song, and all."
Having come so far, and participated in at least one fight (even if it was
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special song just for you, tyrant of baby mice."
As Cezer's expression tightened, Oskar stepped in front of him. "Since you're
so full of suggestions and energy, why don't you help me gather some more fuel
for the fire?" He indicated the cheerful but modest blaze. "That is, unless
you fancy waking up cold sometime before dawn."
"No, that doesn't appeal to me." Joining his companion, Cezer added, "The
Master knew what he was doing. Ordinary humans would have difficulty spending
the night in a place like this, but not us. We're all used to sleeping on the
ground."
"Speak for yourself." As the other men disappeared into the bushes, Taj
started looking for a comfortable tree in which to make his bed.
The relentless rumble of the falls served to hasten everyone's sleep. Not that
help was needed. The difficult descent down the mountainside to the river
below had exhausted everyone. A short evening meal was followed by rapid
dispersion to individual beds.
Oskar was the last to allow himself to relax. By the time he had finished
thinking, and planning, everyone else was already asleep around the fire. Samm
had gone off by himself, to find a separate clearing where he would have
enough room to make himself comfortable--and also so that he would not roll
over in the middle of the night and crush one of his more fragile companions.
With a sigh, Oskar rose and walked over to the berth he had fashioned for
himself out of leaves, smashed twigs, and other forest floor detritus. It was
not his soft, padded bed back home in the Master's house, but it was better
than the bare, rocky ground. Nearby and not far below the site of their
campsite, the river Shalouan foamed its way eastward, toward Zelevin and
Sibrastkou and the other mountain communities that had so far largely escaped
the most devastating effects of the Totumakk invasion. Eventually, he knew,
the Horde would extend its hand here as well, to these peaceful hillside towns
and river communities, to pillage and despoil. Before that happened he hoped
he and his companions could furnish the means for forestalling any further
abominations.
Stepping into the center of his bed, he paced his ever-tightening circles
before finally sitting down and curling into a sleeping position, his head
resting on his hands, legs stretched out away from him. The resounding music
of the cataract overwhelmed all but an occasional crack of burning wood from
the fire, and lulled him into a deep and unforced sleep.
When he awoke, it was still dark out. Not the dark induced by the Mundurucu
hex, but true middle-of-the-night dark. A sound had disturbed him. As he
rolled over onto all fours preparatory to rising, he saw Mamakitty standing
protectively alongside Cocoa, with Taj and Cezer hovering nearby.
Confronting them were a pair of tall, slender shapes clad in black capes and
matching caps. Each held a crossbow trained on his friends. Reaching down and
behind him, Oskar silently felt for his sword, which he had removed for
sleeping. It was not where he had laid it, nor was his dagger in its sheath on
his belt. Both, he quickly saw, lay in the heap of confiscated weapons piled
beside the two caped figures.
In front of them, twirling a small but nasty-looking mace like a conductor
warming up with his baton before a concert, stood a slightly shorter but far
more muscular individual. His long jaw and nose combined to create an
extraordinary silhouette. But it was his eyes that drew Oskar. Even in the
reduced light at the bottom of the gorge, they burned with a maniacal fury.
As he rose, that gaze turned to confront him. "Ah, the last drowsy wayfarer
awakes. Please to come forward and join your friends, Mister--?"
"Oskar." Walking slowly over to stand next to his companions, he considered
making a jump for his sword.
His unspoken intention amused the leader of their captors. "Please to try it."
The mace ceased rotating. "I can crack your skull three times before you reach
your weapons. I would very much enjoy doing so, to hear your bones break and
see your blood gush. But I am constrained by those whom I serve."
"No need to ask whom that might be," a disconsolate Cezer muttered.

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"How did you find us?" an angry Mamakitty wanted to know.
It was Ruut who replied, the cocked crossbow held easily in his exceptionally
long, limber fingers. "Did you really think anything of note could escape the
attention of the Khaxan Mundurucu? They are alert to even so insignificant a
threat that such as you might pose. Quoll speaks the truth when he says he
would like to break your bones. But we are commanded to bring you back with us
to Kyll-Bar-Bennid. The Mundurucu wish to know what you intended to do, you
who mouth the names of a dead wizard."
"We're not doing anything." Taj took a step forward. "When we heard that our
master had died, we felt free to leave his house. We travel together to seek
gainful employment in Zelevin."
"Really?" Ratha's lips hooked upward in a humorless smile. "That's all?"
"That is all." Taj nodded and smiled back.
The crossbow bolt grazed his left side, slicing through the flesh and bringing
forth a swift flow of blood. Clutching at his ribs, Taj looked down
uncomprehendingly. Warm redness oozed out between his fingers.
"You--you shot me," he mumbled in stunned disbelief.
"No." Ratha was already reloading her weapon. "I almost shot you. That was
just a tickle, to show you how we treat those who think us stupid. If I'd
really shot you, you'd be lying on the ground now, with a metal shaft sticking
out of your guts, squealing like a pig on the killing hook."
"Why?" Mamakitty trembled with anger.
"We want to move quickly. That means we don't have time to waste on foolish
lies. Personally, I don't care what your real intentions were." Sharp teeth
flashed briefly in Quoll's mouth. "It is not our business to find out. Only to
bring you back." Red-gray eyes burned. "So long as one or two of you survives
to answer the Mundurucu's questions, they will be content. I don't care which
two." He jiggled the heavy, spiked end of the mace, bouncing it up and down
against his open palm. "Come to think of it, five is an unwieldy number. It
cries out to be reduced." He spoke without looking back at his companions.
"Please to tell me what you think?"
"I think six is even more unwieldy," hissed an unexpectedly sonorous voice.
Samm did not burst from the woods so much as throw himself into the clearing.
One massive foot landed in the fire, sending a whirlwind of orange-red sparks
flying. The iron-tipped bolt that caught him in the right shoulder, he
ignored. Swiping downward, he snatched the other crossbow away from Ruut.
Fingers contracted tightly, and the sound of snapping wood and tortured metal
rose above the roar of the falls.
Oskar made a dive for his sword. As he did so, Quoll darted with astonishing
speed to intercept him, the lethal business end of the mace rising high above
his head. He let out a stiff, startled squeal when Cezer slammed into him from
the side. Its trajectory altered, the mace struck only bare ground. Snatching
up his blade, Oskar rolled quickly onto his feet, ready to thrust and hack
with abandon.
But the fight was already over. Capes flashing briefly in the glow from the
fire, their extraordinary assailants had vanished into the undergrowth.
Contorting his body with incredible abandon, their leader freed himself from
Cezer's grasp and rushed after his companions, moving through the dense brush
faster than even a rearmed Mamakitty and Cocoa could follow.
By the time the two women returned, Oskar and Cezer had already extracted the
crossbow bolt from Samm's shoulder and were applying a makeshift patch to
Taj's side.
"That was brave of you, to try and dissuade them with a lie." Cezer tugged the
bandage tighter around Taj's injured flank. For once, the cat-man spoke
without sarcasm.
The smaller man shrugged, then winced. "I wish I had spent less time singing
and more listening to Master Evyndd. Who knows? Perhaps I might have picked up
a useful spell or two."
"Foul creatures." Mamakitty put her sword aside and wiped sweat from her
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"But they don't know our intentions." Finishing up the bandage, Cezer gave it
a little pull to make sure it would hold. Taj winced at the contact, but did
not cry out.
"Small comfort." Oskar found himself gazing intently into the dark woods.
"They know enough to want to stop us." He glanced back at the largest of his
comrades. "Your arrival was timely, Samm. You probably saved us all."
The giant tried to shrug, but his bandaged shoulder would not permit it. "Not
timely enough." A cumbersome finger pointed. "Taj was almost killed."
"But he wasn't," Cezer announced brightly. "Just got a scratch."
"Scratch you," the songster muttered in pain.
"We can't stay here." In the darkness, Mamakitty had begun gathering up her
few belongings. "We have to go."
"What--now?" Cezer eyed her uncertainly. "In the middle of the night? You
really think they'll be back, and so soon?"
She met his gaze. "If you had been given a task by this Mundurucu, would you
return and confess to failure? I don't want to be shot at in my sleep, or
surprised by whatever other skills these empowered predators may possess. Or
did you think they were regular people?"
"No," Cezer admitted. "They are transformed, like us. The smells of the caped
ones I recognized. The other--his scent is new to me. As new as it is
unpleasant."
Mamakitty nodded knowingly. "I sniffed the same. We move now."
While Cocoa and Oskar kept watch, they hastily loaded up their supplies--with
Samm, as usual, hefting the bulk of them. When all was in readiness, Mamakitty
led the way through the moonlight while Oskar and Samm guarded the party's
rear. Several times Oskar thought he sensed movement in the sodden brush, but
when he looked in the appropriate direction, he saw nothing. Nor did Samm,
whose eyesight was sharper still. Unfortunately, the giant could not also make
use of his exceptional sense of smell, or his unique ability to sense the heat
given off by living things. At the bottom of the gorge, individual odors and
temperatures were masked by the omnipresent mist generated by the falls.
The air grew steadily damper as they forced their way through the thick
vegetation and approached the base of the cataract. Trees and bushes gave way
to expanses of bare, slick rock, and the revealed moon brightened their
surroundings. Cocoa hissed with delight when their objective finally came into
view from behind a quartet of blooming mistberry trees.
"You were right, Mamakitty! It is permanent! I never would have thought you
could see a rainbow at night."
The older woman surveyed the band of color, subdued but unmistakable, that
arched across the roaring river. With her humanized eyes, she could for the
first time see all of it. In so doing, she could at last understand why humans
always stopped to marvel at the sight.
"At night it would more properly be called a moonbow, I should think, but they
are one and the same thing. Don't credit me with overmuch knowledge. If you
had spent more time in the company of Master Evyndd, you would know as much as
I do."
"He was always pushing me off his lap," Cocoa replied regretfully. Using
caution, she approached the edge of the ledge onto which they had emerged.
"Same with me." Cezer was equally entranced by the nocturnal spectacle, though
he tried hard not to show it. "I was always too busy with more important
matters. Chasing dust motes or hunting vermin, for example." He leered
good-naturedly at the fine young woman beside him. "Bet he wouldn't push you
off his lap now."
"Cezer, you are incorrigible!" She edged sideways, beyond his reach.
"Actually, I'm a tabby, but what's a whisker or two between friends?"
"What do we do now?" Oskar found that he could approach the rainbow quite
closely. It seemed to him that this was an unusual quality for a rainbow,
which he had thought tended to retreat whenever a person drew near. This one,
though, remained fixed in place as if cemented to the rocks, the muted colors
growing brighter and more intense the closer he came.

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Unslinging her collapsed water bag, Mamakitty advanced to join him. "This is
empty. Let's try making use of it and see what happens." Holding open the
spout, she encouraged him with a nod.
Nothing to lose, he thought as he reached out with both hands. Holding them
tightly together in the manner of someone preparing to scoop water from a
stream, he pushed them forward into the moonbow. Something might have tickled
his fingers, but he couldn't be sure. As he drew back his cupped hands, the
movement seemed to stretch the edge of the glowing arch ever so slightly, as
if the diffuse, colored light possessed some slight viscosity of its own.
His curving palms, however, were empty of light or color, and contained
nothing to place in the waiting water bag.
"Well, that didn't work," he murmured. "I thought I could feel something when
my hands were inside, though."
"Feel what?" Though still dubious of the enterprise, Cezer was intrigued.
Oskar considered. "Hard to say. A kind of stickiness. It was barely
perceptible. I don't think an ordinary human would have noticed it. We dogs
have a more sensitive touch."
"Now there's a contradiction," Cezer sniffed. "A sensitive dog."
"There's something there." Mamakitty studied the nearby band of coloration.
"We just have to figure out how to draw out some of it."
"Here, let me try." Hands extended, Cocoa pushed past both of them.
"No more time for experimenting, I'm afraid." At Samm's unexpected warning,
everyone turned to follow his gaze.
Something was dropping out of the moonlit sky. A pair of massive winged shapes
had wheeled around above the northern horizon and were now diving straight
toward them. Identifying the specters from a picture he had seen in one of the
Master's open books, Taj went cold in his belly.
Morggunts. With riders. Riders he recognized.
The two caped assassins sat just behind the long necks of the morggunts, feet
pointed forward, bodies arched over the heads of their mounts. Long silvery
teeth protruded above and below the lip line from narrow, crooked jaws.
Membranous wings caught the rising air of the gorge, imparting profound
maneuverability to the nocturnal fliers. Tripartite black tails whipped the
clouds, and nostrils flared. Like all morggunts, they had no eyes.
Clinging more tightly to the third monster was the quoll. No flier he, the
airborne assault was less to his liking than that of his companions.
Nevertheless, he clung gamely to his terrible steed, relying on its teeth and
claws to do all necessary work.
The morggunts were big enough to pose a real threat even to Samm, Oskar
reflected as he fought to unsheathe his sword. Assuming a defensive pose, he
found himself lamenting the absence of an archer among them. Not that arrows
or bolts would have done much more than irritate a diving morggunt. What they
really needed was a cannon.
In lieu of artillery, Taj shouted at them from behind. "Here, this way! I
think I've found something!"
Ordinarily, Cezer would never have been so quick to follow the songster's
lead. But with only seconds to go before the morggunts and their riders were
in among them, Taj's disdainful companion was the first to follow his
suggestion. Mamakitty and Cocoa followed close behind. Samm unleashed one
swing of his colossal axe, forcing the morggunt carrying Quoll to back air.
The eyeless demon struck with its snakelike neck, and teeth ripped the giant's
cloak. A sound testimonial, the frantic Oskar reflected, for wearing
loose-fitting attire in time of battle.
Demonstrating remarkable agility for one so large, Samm stumbled backward
along the route taken by his companions, covering their flight. Oskar
remembered swinging his sword two or three times. The wild blows did not make
contact, but they kept Quoll's own rapier at bay. By the time the three
morggunts had landed and were massing fang and claw for an overwhelming
attack, their quarry had vanished.
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vanished could not be denied. Or maybe it was the world around them that had
vanished. One minute he was swinging his sword wildly when his guts told him
to leap and bite--and the next, he was drowning in color. Seeing color,
breathing color, hearing and smelling color. Samm was right about the
latter--it was hot.
The moonbow, he realized. They had not stumbled through the moonbow, but into
it. As if trapped in a powerful stream, he felt himself caught up and swept
toward the top of the arc. Color roared blue in his ears and burned yellow
against his eyes. Then he was falling, falling, down through hue after warm
dampish hue. Purple cushioned his plunge. Tiny moon-bows sparkled in his eyes
as he steeled himself to make contact with the rocks on the far side of the
river.
When he finally did hit, the shock blew the little moon-bows away from the
inside of his eyes. The roaring blue left his ears. The ground beneath him was
hard, but it did not feel like water-slicked rock. For one thing, it was
sandy. For another, it was dry. But that was impossible. Here at the bottom of
the gorge, at the base of the falls, everything existed in a state of
perpetual clamminess.
As the last of the miniature moonbows faded from sight, he saw that not only
was it no longer damp--it was no longer night. In front of him, in broad
daylight, his friends were spreading out, forming a small circle as they
marveled at their wholly unexpected if timely transposition.
Broad daylight. Normal daylight. For a wild moment, Oskar thought that color
and natural light had returned to the world. Looking around, he realized that
more than the light had changed. The world had changed. There was no sign of
the moonbow, or the waterfall that sustained it, or even the Eusebian Gorge.
They had gone through the moonbow and come out on the other side. The only
problem was, the other side was not just the other side. It was another side
entirely.
Another world. Or at the very least, another place.
Collecting himself to examine his new surroundings, Oskar exulted silently in
the realization that if he was confused, their pursuers must be even more so.
Because wherever they were now, there was absolutely no sign of morggunts,
black-clad riders, or the red-eyed, maniacal Quoll.
That individual was presently feeling even more surly than usual. Dismounting
from his morggunt, he strode quickly to the base of the moonbow. Around him,
the river Shalouan crashed and bounced over the jumble of boulders that formed
the base of the falls. Behind, he could hear his bemused comrades puzzling
over the abrupt disappearance of their seemingly cornered prey.
"Where did they go?" Ratha slid lithely from the neck of her mount. "I saw no
flash of necromancer's light, heard no outbreak of sorcery."
"There wasn't any." Black cape billowing in the damp wind from the falls, Ruut
moved forward to stand alongside the stockier Quoll. "They all stumbled
backward, and went away."
Murderous red eyes glared up at him, and the shorter man's nose twitched. A
quoll's nose was always twitching, always searching, but in this instance it
smelled nothing but water. Even their quarry's odor had vanished with them.
"Is that what you want to tell the Mundurucu?"
What little color there was drained from Ruut's pale countenance. "No, but
what else can we do?" Long, spiderlike fingers gestured fruitlessly. "They
have gone."
"Then we must follow. Somehow." A deliberate hand held out before him, Quoll
slowly advanced on the moonbow. His fingers made contact, sensed a slight
tackiness, and continued to penetrate. Taking one step at a time, Quoll walked
completely through the moonbow's edge. Pivoting, he repeated the exercise,
until he was once more standing alongside his two gaunt comrades.
"They have gone through the rainbow. For them, it was a door. For us, it is
nothing more than light reflecting from droplets of water. Something turned
it, for them, from a phenomenon of the natural world into a means of escape."
Bushy eyebrows shadowed those icy, penetrating eyes. "Or someone."

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"Someone?" Ruut exchanged a glance with his equally mystified mate. "But the
wizard Evyndd is dead, slain by the glorious Mundurucu at the battle for
Kyll-Bar-Bennid." He indicated the place of disappearance. "You saw how they
fled from us."
"I also smelled their fear, which was strong enough to rise above this
accursed dampness. There is no sorcerer among them. The wizard Evyndd has not
risen from the dead to save them." Sitting down on a rock and tucking his legs
beneath him, a thoughtful Quoll sat as still as he was able and contemplated
the enigmatic moonbow. "They truly smell of cat and dog, as the informant
insisted. Apropos of that, sorcerers and witches of different stripe often
have certain elements in common. Familiars, for example. Working with a
necromancer, alongside one, such creatures are known to sometimes pick up
shards and fragments of their master's skills."
Ratha nodded slowly. She would have been truly beautiful had she not worn
unsheathed savagery like eye shadow. "So you think the wizard Evyndd's
familiar may be among those we pursue, and that it has worked some strange
alchemy to preserve them?"
"Do you think they crossed a bridge over this river where none exists? Did
they transform themselves into puffs of cloud and drift away downstream?"
Quoll's lips parted, exposing teeth shaped and pointed like white needles.
"Please to realize that there is impressive thaumaturgy at work here." Rising,
he headed deliberately toward his quietly salivating, waiting mount.
"I will take it upon myself to return to Kyll-Bar-Bennid. When it flies level
with the ground, the morggunt flies slowly, but it will still be far faster
than walking. I will describe to the Mundurucu the events we just witnessed."
The terrible-visaged Ruut was impressed. "Are you not afraid?"
Pausing with one leg half-raised as he prepared to mount, Quoll glared back at
him. "My kind are afraid of nothing--not even the Mundurucu. We live to kill,
and so deal daily with death. I know the Mundurucu can do worse, but the keen
ones among them think before they slay. They want dead those whom we hunt; not
me and thee. I think I will return with most of my limbs intact, together with
the means for following our bumbling but opportune pilgrims. When we identify
the one who is the familiar that travels among them, we will deal with it
first. Once that individual has been slain, the others will quickly submit or
perish."
Swinging his leg over the narrow neck of the morggunt, he whispered into its
upthrust, spike-fringed ear a word that must go unmentioned. Snapping at the
dank air of the canyon, the demon of the night sky lifted its head and spread
its wings.
"Until I return, you must keep watch. Perhaps there is no air where they went,
or food, and they will be forced to come back out the way they went in. In
that event, you must be ready for them."
Ratha nodded, one hand falling to caress the red metal of her sword. She stood
close to Ruut as the morggunt rose into the air. Circling to gain altitude, it
was visible for several minutes before, at its rider's urging, it straightened
out and disappeared over the rim of the gorge, heading northwest.
Turning, Ruut considered the moonbow. Falling water was clearly visible
through the wide bands of diffuse color. Reaching out, he waved one waxen hand
through the edge. It came away damp, without penetrating to unimaginable
realms beyond.
Disgusted, he looked away. "We can make a camp in the shelter of the trees,
and there is plenty here for the morggunts to eat." He tapped the crossbow now
slung against his back. "If they show themselves here again, we will take out
their legs."
Ratha nodded agreement. "The giant first, since we don't know which one is the
familiar. Aim for his ankles. The others we will take in turn."
"And if they don't come back out, we will go in after them." Ruut was feeling
more and more confident. "From the Mundurucu, Quoll will acquire for us the
means of following." Striking out suddenly with one hand, he snatched a
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and chewed noisily, spitting out small bones one after another.
His kin and companion watched enviously. "That reminds me: I'm hungry, too."
"A tidbit." Plucking the small, now bloodless skull from between his lips,
Ruut cast it absently aside as he glanced back over his shoulder. "As Quoll
said, the Mundurucu will want only one or two to question before they dispose
of them. The rest will be ours, to drink at our leisure."
Contemplating the vision, Ratha felt better. As viewed through her red-stained
thoughts, the anticipation was delicious.

SEVEN

There was much to see in the place where their swift journey through the
moonbow had deposited them, and much to think about, but what struck Oskar
immediately after the light and color was the heat. Compared to the damp
coolness at the base of the Shalouan Falls, the air was as brutally hot as it
was dry. Around them in all directions stretched a gravel plain dotted with
plants the likes of which he had never seen before. Some were twisted together
like entwined ropes, while others grew straight up toward the sky, with thorny
branches that grew out at right angles to the trunk. A third group of large
growths resembled the cracks that formed on the surfaces of thinly frozen
ponds, while the flowers that bloomed on them in spite of the temperature
sprouted their own shade leaves.
Not only was it hot, he realized, but in this place at least, natural color
had returned to all their surroundings. Gradually he became convinced that
they were no longer in the world, heretofore the only one he and his
companions had ever known, but in another. As the initial shock of their
unexpected transposition began to wear off, he remembered their murderous
pursuers. Whirling about, he sought the pale, malign faces of the black-caped
morggunt riders and the pinched, feral smirk of Quoll. Neither was present to
leer back at him. There were only his friends and traveling companions,
standing dumbstruck as himself beneath a scorching scarlet sky.
Color. Wherever they were, whatever the name of this fiery place, it had
color. Colors such as he had never been able to see out of dog eyes. So this
was what humans meant when they spoke of the color of something. To one who
had lived knowing only the limited hues available to his canine kind and then
the grayness of the world as cursed by the Mundurucu, it was more than a
revelation. It was a whole new kind of being, like tasting a dozen novel food
flavors all at once. The hex of the Mundurucu had not reached here, or had
never taken hold. Glorious it was to experience a world saturated with bright
hues, so profound as to be almost blinding. Wonderful also it was to realize
that, however great their power, the Mundurucu were not omnipotent. There was
only one thing wrong.
Magnificent as the coloration was, it was all variations of the same color.
Everything--sky, ground, plants, the line of flat-backed beetles clustering
around fallen fruit, the distant hills, the clouds scudding turgidly
overhead--was suffused with redness. The beetles were pink and cerise; the
rotting melon-size fruit into which they were burrowing, bright-skinned as
fresh cherries; the distant hills, frozen in permanent sunset even though the
sun was still high overhead and it was far from eventide. Carmine blossoms
sprouted from maroon tree limbs, while through the sky a gaggle of shocking
pink grouse groused a raucous route toward the eastern horizon. Even his
friends had acquired a distinctive roseate cast.
"You look like you've been in an accident," he told Mamakitty. Naturally
darker of color than any of them, her skin appeared as if viewed through
blood-stained glasses.
"You should see yourself," she shot back testily. "All red and pink streaks.
And pull in your tongue. I know it's hot, but remember that we don't have to
pant anymore. We get to sweat instead."

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"I prefer panting--it is a far more elegant way of dealing with elevated body
temperature." Cezer was sipping from his water bag. In the absence of
commonplace mountain and forest streams, the water they carried with them had
suddenly assumed real importance.
Of them all, Samm, with his mottled, patterned skin, had taken on the most
interesting appearance. "You look like you were designed instead of born," Taj
commented. The songster was fortunate in having a relatively uniform skin
tone. In this place it was no more striking than a pale reddish tan.
"Where are we?" Kneeling, the tip of her scabbard scraping the hard ground,
Cocoa fought down the urge to go and chase the beetles. Instead, she picked up
a handful of red-tinged pebbles. They filled the delicate bowl of her palm
with more than gentle warmth, and she quickly cast them aside. "Not anywhere
near the Eusebian Gorge, I'll wager."
"Nor anywhere known." Mamakitty studied their surroundings, searching for
signs of life. "I believe we have gone into the rainbow."
"It being formed of moisture, I would've thought the inside of a rainbow would
be cooler than this." Reaching up to caress his forehead, Samm marveled
silently at the unfamiliar perspiration that beaded his skin.
"We're inside color, not moisture." Oskar squinted at the sky, his bushy
eyebrows affording him some protection from the unrelenting glare. "We fell
into the near end, which is red, and were carried by a current of red all the
way up and over and down the other side--where I am guessing we fell out.
Which I suppose explains the restricted variation in the coloration of our
surroundings."
"Is this enough to take back with us, do you think?" Cocoa tried to grasp a
handful of red air, with no success.
Mamakitty shook her head. "Even if we knew how to confine some of it, I don't
see how it could be sufficient. The Mundurucu hex stole all color from our
world, so we must somehow get all of it back. How we are to do that I still
haven't figured out."
Silence greeted her observation until Oskar avowed, "I once saw Master Evyndd
break up ordinary light into rainbows with a special piece of glass he called
a prism. If ordinary white light contains all colors, then that is what we
must bring back to our world."
To his dismay, Cezer found himself agreeing with the other man. "You make good
sense, snot-nose." He gestured with one hand. "Trouble is, we are entirely in
the red here. I see no ordinary, or white, light in this place."
"Then we must search until we find it," Mamakitty declared firmly. "And along
the way, we must look for a means to capture and carry some of it back with us
after we have found it, in the event our water bags do not serve." She kicked
at the hardscrabble ground with one foot. An awkward place for a cat to go to
the bathroom--but not, she reminded herself, a human. "It is fortunate only I
emptied my bag, or else we should be in truly desperate circumstances."
"Maybe," Cocoa wondered hesitantly, "we should leave this place and look
farther afield in our own world. Maybe we should try harder to acquire color
from the whole rainbow that spans the gorge."
"A fine notion." Eager to return home, Cezer was in ready agreement. "Taj,
you're the one who led the way in here. Now you can show us the way back."
The songster lowered his eyes. "I'm afraid I can't do that. I thought I saw a
path leading behind the falls. I ran for it, and instead found myself caught
up in the rainbow and dumped here. I certainly don't know how to get back."
Cocoa looked over at Samm. "You always said that color smelled hot. It
certainly fits this place!"
In the stricken silence that ensued, Oskar was moved to point out that there
was no sign of their malevolent pursuers, either.
"If Taj doesn't know the way back," Cocoa observed with inexorable logic,
"then even if we can find and collect some white light, how are we going to
return it, and ourselves, to our home?"
Mamakitty was ready for that one. "First things first, my dear. One impossible
task at a time." Bending forward to shake sweat from her face, she

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straightened and scanned the horizon. "First we must find a way out of this
dreadful heat. I like lying in the sun as much as the next cat, but not the
whole day long."
"I don't know what you're all so worried about." Eyebrowless Samm inhaled
deeply. "I think it's quite pleasant here."
Oskar found himself envying the giant his natural tolerance for heat. "I
wonder if anything lives here besides misshapen plants and flat-backed bugs?
If we could find someone to talk to, we could ask them about the presence of
white light. If not here, in this land of everything red, then perhaps
somewhere else."
"Not a problem." Cocoa was pointing with a slim, girlish hand. "We'll just ask
them."
The cart that was coming toward them was drawn by a pair of short-legged,
warty, carmine-colored creatures that looked like frogs who had been stepped
on. Repeatedly. Instead of straps and buckles, they were harnessed in
red-black nets that restricted their movements even more than normal tack
would have done. Bulbous eyes bulged so far from the sides of their skulls
that they were equally capable of looking backward as well as forward.
The wagon they were pulling rattled along on eight wheels whose individual
diameter was no greater than the length of Cocoa's arm. The bed was piled high
with neat bundles of firewood and a couple of barrels that, even at a
distance, reeked powerfully of distilled spirits. As for the pair of drovers,
they were no taller than Taj but far more stoutly built. Their wide, flattened
faces looked pushed in, their teeth were broken snags, and their eyes small
and beady. One wore pants, shirt, and a wide-brimmed, floppy hat of some
material resembling felt. The other was clad in shorts, suspenders, and a
long-sleeved shirt that defied both the heat and common sense. His bonnet
boasted fore and aft rims that shielded him somewhat from the merciless sun.
Espying the cluster of travelers, their expressions reflected mutual surprise.
Repressing a sudden embarrassing urge to chase the wagon and bark at its
wheels, Oskar approached the slowing vehicle, his right hand upraised.
"Uh, hello there." Flashing a wide smile at the pair of homely countenances
perched on the bench seat, he extended his open palm to the driver in the
manner of human greeting, even though the creature was manifestly not human.
"We're strangers in this country, just recently arrived, and we could use some
help and some directions."
The gross drovers exchanged a glance. Then the driver looked down and smiled.
It did not much improve his appearance. "Of course we'll help as much as we
can, visitor. The Warrow Plains ain't no place to be wandering about. Better
you come follow us." Raising a short-handled club, he gestured over the heads
of the stoical team. "You're lucky.
Pyackill is just through those there hills. You'll find staying places there,
and food, and water."
Cezer had moved up to stand alongside Oskar. "Listen, my good ma--well,
whatever you are. What sort of reception are we likely to find in this
Pyackill? Us being strangers, and all."
The drover's smile widened. Mildly curious, Oskar tried to count the number of
teeth in the impossibly wide maw, giving up when he reached forty-two.
"Why, surely it's strangers you are! Pyackill's one of the friendliest towns
in the Red Kingdom. You'll be greeted regular by folks in the street, and
people you've never met will reach out to help you." Whereupon he brought the
club down hard on Cezer's unprotected and unsuspecting head.
Caught completely off guard, the cat-quick swordsman went down in a heap.
Oskar lunged reflexively at the drover, only to feel the fist of the other
musterer intercept his face with surprising force. Cocoa was at his side in an
instant, as was Mamakitty.
The rowdy brawl quickly spilled out onto the rusted earth as drovers and
travelers, bound up together in a ball of flailing arms and kicking legs,
tumbled off the wagon's seat. Samm was able to separate them before more than
a few drops of blood had been spilled. Clothes had been dirtied, flesh

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scratched, feelings bruised, and in the course of the fight an embarrassed
Cezer had hacked up what turned out to be a couple of old hairballs.
Brushing rust-colored dust from his pants, Oskar glared at the local who had
punched him. Before he could speak, the squat drover advanced on him anew.
Oskar flinched warily, prepared now to defend himself, but the creature only
reached up to clap him on the shoulder.
"Welcome, friend. I'm Baldrup." A thumb jerked in his companion's direction.
It resembled a week-old sausage that had been seriously dog-worried. Though it
reminded Oskar he was hungry, he resisted the urge to chomp down on it.
"That's my brother-in-law Snicklie. Nice to meet you."
"Nice to--?" Struggling to comb dry twigs out of his long blond hair, a fuming
Cezer had to be restrained from drawing his sword. "Is this how you greet all
your 'friends'?"
Snicklie chuckled, an unexpectedly childish gurgle. "Of course not." He
indicated Samm, standing silent and alert behind him. "But your great
lumbering colleague here interrupted us before we could finish."
Frowning, Mamakitty delicately fluffed her own black curls, regretting that
her fingers were not as adept at the task as her tongue would have been. "Are
you trying to tell us that this is your way of showing friendship?"
Baldrup gazed longingly at the club Samm had gently but firmly removed from
the drover's grasp. "How else does one greet good friends?"
"And this is how everyone here acknowledges guests? Including those 'friendly'
folk you spoke of who inhabit the town we're about to enter?" When both
blithely smiling drovers nodded in unison, Mamakitty hastily called for her
companions to gather around her. "Would you excuse us for a moment?"
Still straightening their rumpled clothing, the disconcerted travelers stepped
off to one side to caucus quietly.
"This doesn't make any sense." Taj was both worried and bemused.
"Sure it does," argued Cezer. "They're crazy. This is a crazy place, so what
more normal than for it to be inhabited by crazy people?" His whiskers would
have been twitching nervously had he possessed any.
"They're not crazy." Cocoa spoke softly but with the feeling that she was
right. "They just have different customs."
"Different is too fine a word for it," commented Oskar.
"We're going to have to be very careful here. The more someone 'likes' you,
the harder the hit they may expect you to absorb." He glanced back at the two
drovers, who stood waiting patiently for their new acquaintances to finish
conferencing. "I mean, a friendly nip is one thing, but that wasn't exactly a
pat on the head."
"He's right," agreed Mamakitty. "And we may very well be expected to hit back,
lest we be accused of being standoffish. Or worse, deliberately unfriendly."
Rubbing his elbow where he had landed when everyone had tumbled off the wagon,
Cezer wore a grim expression. "That I can do. In fact," he added warningly,
"if we run into any more of this local 'friendliness,' they may find me the
most polite individual ever to visit this town."
Oskar whacked him on the shoulder, and the other man whirled sharply to
confront him. "Just being friendly, old friend. If we're going to get through
this and find the white light we need to take back with us, we're going to
have to learn how to adapt to local customs."
"How about I adapt your nose?" Cezer growled.
Mamakitty took a firm grip on his arm. "Not now. Let's thank these two for
their offer of assistance, tell them we'll be delighted to follow them into
the city, and see if they can supply information as well as guidance. And
remember: be courteous."
"With pleasure." Allowing her to hold on to his arm, Cezer ground one fist
into the open palm of his other hand. "Just tell me when you want me to be
friendly, and to whom."
"I will," she assured him, "and you need to trim your claws--um, nails."
Oskar accompanied Cocoa on the walk back to the wagon. "It makes sense, I
suppose. In a red country, what more natural than that everyone should be

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red-tempered?"
"I fear there will be many times before this search is over when we're going
to have to suppress our natural instincts and think and act the reverse of
what is normal." Her musk was subtle and distinctive in his nostrils. With a
start, he realized that the drovers and their dray animals had hardly any body
odor at all.
"Easy to say," Oskar commented. "But which 'natural instincts' do we repress?
Mine are canine, yours are feline, and Taj and Samm's instincts are completely
different from either. Do we repress those instincts, or those of humans, or
both?"
It not being any easy question, she had no ready reply for him. "Well, for a
start, try to remember not to pee on anybody's leg."
He responded with a sour smile. "Thanks, Cocoa. I think I could have figured
that one out for myself." Silently, he started looking for a bush to complete
the business that had begun to preoccupy another part of his thoughts.
"It's very nice to meet you, and we'll be glad to follow you into this
Pyackill, and to listen to any other advice you have to impart." Mamakitty
nodded at Samm. "Give him back his cudgel."
Baldrup accepted the club with a thankful nod, hefted it briefly, and
considered its proximity to Mamakitty's head.
"Don't do it," she warned him as she took a step back. "I'll scratch your eyes
out."
The drover looked hurt. "Oh, well. If you want to be formal about things."
Picking up the knotted ends of the net-like reins, he pursed rubbery lips and
blew a sharp whistle. The low-slung, lumbering dray animals lurched forward,
and the wagon began to move again. Not wishing to become too painfully chummy
with their newfound friends, the travelers were careful to keep close to the
vehicle but well beyond arm's length.
Pyackill was more city than town. It reminded Mamakitty and Oskar of the visit
they had once made to Zelevin in the company of Master Evyndd. There were more
people and activity in one place than either of them had ever seen before.
Suffused in the local tones of red, it projected an air of normalcy they had
not experienced since the Mundurucu had banished color from the Gowdlands. As
for the other travelers, from Cocoa to Samm they were overwhelmed by the
profusion of unfamiliar sights and sounds and smells.
"And I used to think that the world was a big place when Master Evyndd let us
roam the forest beyond the yard fence." As Cocoa marveled at the multistoried
buildings of red brick, the peaked slate roofs, and the hard squarish stones
that paved the streets, she had to fight down the urge to go climbing.
"Think how Samm and I must feel." Taj indicated the bustling two-way traffic
flow of massed humans and animals and beings he did not recognize. "At least
all of you were allowed out of the house. We were but rarely let out of our
cages, and that always inside."
"There is so much more to see." The giant trod behind the wagon, careful where
he put his feet lest he step on some unwary citizen. He was still getting used
to legs as a means of locomotion.
"Especially from your vantage point, so unlike that of the worm's-eye view you
had before," Cezer indelicately pointed out.
Samm was not offended. "No, that is not so very different. If you will
remember, when Master Evyndd used to let me out of my cage, I was fond of
ascending to the very top shelves of the kitchen and resting there."
"I can attest to that." Taj gave his new companion a tentative jab in the ribs
that the giant hardly felt. "It wasn't very comforting to have you staring at
me eye to eye from across the room."
Samm gazed down at the much smaller songster. "I could never reach your cage.
The gap was always too great. Master Evyndd knew that." He smiled
reassuringly. The expression came naturally to him, since snakes are very good
at smiling. "Anyway, you never really tempted me. You weren't enough of a meal
to be worth the effort." From behind, he gave Cezer a nudge that sent the
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filling repast. I often imagined all that fur sliding down my throat."
"Very enlightening. And quit staring at me."
"Sorry." The giant averted his gaze. "I wasn't aware that I was."
"Though I have little personal experience of such things, this seems to be a
prosperous community." Ignoring her companions' irrelevant verbal byplay,
Mamakitty was studying their surroundings, absorbing the look and feel and
smell of everything they passed. For their part, they drew a few stares of
their own, mostly due to Samm's unignorable presence among them.
"Oh yes." Baldrup smiled down at her. "Pyackill is the most important trading
center in this part of the kingdom. Everyone who is anyone comes to Pyackill."
Reaching over, he smacked her on the back of her neck. Thick black curls
cushioned the impact somewhat. Rubbing the place where the drover had made
contact, she did not hesitate to punch him in the leg. He was plainly
delighted by the blow.
"And beyond Pyackill," Oskar inquired curiously. "What lies beyond here?"
"You really are strangers, aren't you?" Snicklie rubbed his squashed nose with
the flat of one hand, making squeaking noises. "The kingdom stretches as far
as one can imagine to north and south. To the west," he pointed, "it goes for
only a short distance before fading into the Sere Desert, where it is too hot
for anything to survive."
"Hotter than this?" Taj had just finished taking a sip from his water bag. In
general, he dipped less frequently into his supplies than did his companions.
This was only to be expected, since he drank like a bird.
"Hotter than you can imagine. Too hot even to breathe. Nothing lives there."
Leaning over the side of the wagon, Snicklie spat something pinkish into the
street, just missing an outraged pedestrian. "To the east is the Kingdom of
Orange."
Oskar nodded thoughtfully. "That would make sense. And beyond that I presume
there are other kingdoms both distinctive of and defined by color?"
Snicklie made a face within a face. "I wouldn't know about that. My
brother-in-law and I are simple farmers, not world travelers."
"What seek you here?" In spite of the seeming handicap imposed by his stunted
arms, Baldrup was doing a skilled job of directing the wagon through
increasingly boisterous traffic.
"White light. A baneful hex has banished all the color from our kingdom. We
have been charged by our former master with returning it. To do that we have
determined that we need to bring back to our kingdom as much white light as we
can carry, since white light contains all the colors that are now absent."
The two homunculi exchanged a doubtful glance. "I don't see how such a thing
is possible." Snicklie was leaning over, but despite his feelings of sympathy,
he did not strike out at Oskar. "Even if it is, you won't find what you're
looking for here. There is no color in the Kingdom of Red but red."
"That is the way of things, and how they should be." Baldrup hesitated but
briefly before continuing. "Though on business I myself once crossed the
border to visit the Kingdom of Orange."
"What was it like?" Cocoa asked him.
"Personally, I found it chilly, and the folk there not very friendly. There is
little commerce between our two kingdoms, though we get on well enough with
one another. They keep to themselves, and we to ours, which suits us both." He
was nodding absently to himself. "Colors should not mix."
"Oh, I don't know about that." Cocoa looked thoughtful. "If you mix red
with--"
Mamakitty cut her off with a warning look. "Now Cocoa, we're here as visitors,
as guests. We don't want to offend anybody's beliefs."
Cocoa was not so easily silenced. "Color isn't a belief. Color is--just color.
Mixing them doesn't hurt--"
"What lies beyond the Kingdom of Orange?" Oskar asked hastily.
"I don't know." Baldrup shrugged broad shoulders. "There are rumors, and I
hear stories. Some are hard to credit." His smile returned as he chucked the
shards of net rein gripped in his left hand. "Red I have always been, red I

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will always be, and red-on-red is good enough for me."
"Greetings, visitors! Buy my fresh produce?" An old crone with a remarkably
attenuated face held out a small, triangular fruit from the oversize sack
balanced on her bent back. Or maybe she was an old crow. Attempting to
estimate the length of her astonishing beak, Oskar couldn't be sure.
"I'm not hungry," replied Cezer, keeping aloof.
"Well, you look like a nice biped. Have a taste on me." She passed him the
fruit with one withered hand and struck him square in the snout with the
other.
"Why, you vicious old bitch!" Startled and hurt, Cezer raised his fist to
strike back. Oskar noted the elderly peddler's expectant smile.
"Go on, Cezer--hit her. One good turn deserves another." He was smiling hugely
at his companion's discomfort.
"Psst, that's right--I forgot." The other man promptly lowered his raised arm.
"Madam, despite the provocation, I am a gentleman, and I am not going to hit
you."
The crone (or crow) spat at his feet and her expression twisted. "Ill-mannered
and disrespectful to your elders, is it?" Reaching out, she snatched back the
fruit she had given him. "Buy from another, then. You won't find fresher
produce."
"Got any seed?" Taj inquired. The long-snouted head shook regretfully.
Bewildered and troubled, Cezer edged closer to the wagon, head bowed, back
hunched, hands clasped behind his back. "I do not like this place: no, I do
not."
"Don't be downcast. Pyackill's as friendly a community as is to be found in
the south of the kingdom. You'll soon settle in." With this assurance, a
cheerful Snicklie extended a friendly hand of his own. The stick it held
caught the brooding Cezer on the side of his head, sending him stumbling
forward. Oskar had to take hold of the other man to keep him from drawing his
sword.
With an effort, Cezer let the several inches of steel he had exposed slide
slowly back into their scabbard. "I don't know how much longer I can take
this, Oskar. Everything here is backward." He rubbed his nose. "And for us,
that makes things doubly backward."
"Which should make them forward again," Oskar responded unhelpfully. "To us
the local ways seem strange, but they are otherwise to the people who live
here. Whose help," he reminded his friend, "we need. Just remember that they
see everything through red-colored glasses." Convinced that Cezer had regained
control over his emotions, Oskar let him go. "Maybe to get along here
successfully we just need to be a little less human and a little more like our
natural selves."
"Okay." Wetting one palm, Cezer used it to straighten his hair where the stick
had mussed the blond locks. "But no matter how 'friendly' we have to become,
I'm not biting anything like these two on the back of their neck."
"I'll handle the formal greetings for you," Oskar assured him. "I used to
quite like pawing new acquaintances."
"We have to find not only a respectable quantity of white light," Mamakitty
was telling Baldrup, "but white light we can carry back with us."
"Light you can carry." The drover looked dubious. "A difficult task, surely.
But now that I have had time to ponder on it, perhaps not as impossible as
first I thought."
"You know where we can find such things?" Cocoa eyed him eagerly, at the same
time taking care to keep out of club range.
"No." At her crestfallen expression the drover added, "But I can tell you the
best place to look." He nodded forward, over the low-slung heads of his team.
"In the central marketplace, where we are only now arriving. If it's not for
sale there, it's not to be found anywhere in the Kingdom of Red."
If the travelers thought the city was lively, the marketplace overwhelmed
them. Stalls, shops, carts, individual traders, all hawked red-tinged goods
and unfamiliar services in the vast paved square that surrounded the single

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lengthy two-story structure that was the original market. There was so much to
see that it was impossible to take it all in. They saw no one selling light,
white or otherwise, but Baldrup advised them such eclectic specialties might
best be searched for within the main market building itself.
To show their thanks, the travelers helped Baldrup and Snicklie to unload
their wagon and set up their stall. Formal farewells and thanks they left to
Samm, who could best absorb the neighborly blows the two escorts proceeded to
rain upon his legs and belly. Surrounded by traders and peddlers who walked,
lurched, humped, waddled, hopped, and slithered about the square, the visitors
from Fasna Wyzel made their way toward the crowded market building.
Within those high, narrow walls, the noise level of chatting, complaining, and
trading was magnified to such a degree it had Oskar marveling that any
business could be conducted at all. It was impossible to know where to begin.
"Let's try that booth over there." Mamakitty pointed. "At the moment it
doesn't appear to be too crowded, so the proprietress may be willing to talk."
"Talk is fine," murmured Taj. "But I'm standing back. In case she decides she
wants to get friendly."
Aside from being as naturally red-faced as her fellow merchants (face rouge
would not be a big seller in this kingdom, Cocoa reflected), the proprietress
in question differed from anyone they had yet encountered. She had the broad,
flat face of their benefactors Baldrup and Snicklie, but there any similarity
ended. Unlike them, her countenance was not in the least humanoid. Spinelike
whiskers protruded at least a foot from the sides of her huge, dark mouth.
This somewhat intimidating maw was lined with slender, needle-like teeth that
made those of the quoll look blunt. Her eyes were wide and wild, with enormous
dark pupils. In contrast, the dress and apron she wore were pure homespun.
"Ses sirs, ses sirs, what will it be for thee today?" Her voice was a mewling
cackle, soft yet sinister. Except for the friendly blow she aimed at Cocoa,
her demeanor was pleasant enough. It was the only thing engaging about her.
The opaque jars stacked on the rickety shelves behind her did not invite
closer inspection. "Sou be hungry, I see. Biski, she can tell a hungry
traveler when she see one!"
"We really just need some information," Oskar began, only to have Cezer elbow
him aside.
"Speak for yourself! Me, I'm starving!"
"A sample for the gentleman?" Holding out a spine-tipped hand, the creature
passed something unseen to the eager cat-man. Hardly sparing it a glance, he
gave a shrug, and downed the free offering in one swallow. His companions
watched and waited expectantly.
"What are you all looking at?" The young man smiled contentedly. "Tastes like
chicken, with a hint of pepper and sage." His smile fluttered somewhat. "Quite
a lot of pepper, actually. No, it's not pepper." Now thoroughly absorbed by
what he had swallowed, his expression changed to one of intense introspection,
then uncertainty, and finally amusement as he burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Samm wanted to know. Despite what his friends thought, the
giant did have a sense of humor. It was not his fault that his former throat
did not allow for laughing.
"Don't--know." Cezer was chortling so hard he found it difficult to talk.
"Something--inside--tickling!"
"Of course." Tugging a protective cloth aside, the merchant Biski exposed her
samples to the sun--and to full view of her potential customers. "Tastiest
eat-treats in all of Pyackill. And the most active, ses!"
Oskar leaned forward and stared. The countertop she had exposed was full of
food--and full of motion. That in itself was not so very unusual. What was
unsettling was that they were one and the same. All of the food was
perambulating; in different ways, by different means.
There were plump round red globes with taut skins that resembled cherry
tomatoes--except that each floundered on dozens of highly active, tiny feet.
Baskets of berries were covered with fine cilia that kept them in constant
motion. Corpulent vegetables skittered back and forth and bumped into one

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another on appendages that resembled stiffened fish fins. Some of the
minuscule limbs were of familiar design: others were entirely new to the
travelers.
"Your food--walks around," Mamakitty observed aloud. The urge to swat at the
ambulatory foodstuffs was almost overpowering. A human would not do such a
thing, she reminded herself.
"Welp, of course it walks! Or crawls, or slithers, or otherwise moseys about."
Huge dark pupils narrowed slightly. "Mean to tell Biski that sou don't like
food that moves after you've eaten it?" Cocoa was leaning fretfully over
Cezer, who by now was lying on the ground writhing in pain from laughing so
hard.
"It isn't that," Mamakitty explained delicately. "We're new to the area, you
see, so we're new to the food as well. Your offerings in particular are
certainly--exceptional."
Oskar's concern as he indicated the prone, thrashing Cezer was more immediate.
"Exotic new foods can be hard to digest. Our friend seems to be having some
trouble."
Biski leaned over the counter full of meandering foodstuffs. "Too rich for
him, is it? Maybe I shouldn't have offered him a nokus on an empty stomach."
She indicated a dish full of lustrous fruits that resembled olives on wheels.
They kept racing around the dish and banging into one another. "He'll be all
right in a few minutes, once the nokus rollers have started to dissolve in his
belly. Though I must say I disagree with your opinion. Your friend isn't
exactly suffering."
Gazing up out of frantic eyes, Cezer continued to cackle hysterically. Oskar
smiled back, ignoring the other man's look of murderous rage, and reached out
to catch the curious vendor with a solid right hook across her long face. From
where she was kneeling beside Cezer, Cocoa looked startled, and even Mamakitty
was taken aback.
Not Biski, though. Staggered by the blow, her huge mouth made gulping motions,
like a fish out of water fighting for oxygen. "Now that's more like it,
stranger-man! For a while there I thought sou were going to play the patrician
with me, like the richy folk who always have their sniffers stuck high in the
air when they deign to visit the marketplace." She rubbed spine-tipped fingers
together. "What can I sell sou?"
"As we said," Oskar repeated. "Some information."
"What we need to buy, sou--you don't sell," added Cocoa.
"Mnmph, is that so? Try me. What be your pleasure, then?"
Oskar wondered if those enormous pupils let her work her booth as effortlessly
at night as in the daytime. "We come from a land of many colors."
"Many colors!" The elderly crone wiped dirty spines against her apron. "Who
ever heard of such a thing! But it is true that I am not well traveled, and
what do I know of the greater world? Many colors, say sou? Even in such a
place, though, red is still best, ses?"
"Yes, of course," agreed Mamakitty diplomatically. "But a hex has been placed
on our kingdom that has wiped out nearly all color. To restore what has been
lost, we need to return with a quantity of white light, which contains within
it all colors."
Once more the gaping beak gulped air. "Many colors, white light--what strange
places exist beyond Pyackill!" As she stood behind her counter of animated
food contemplating their request, the rubbing of her wide chin by one spiny
hand produced a sound like a fly trying to force its way through a metal
grate. "Light is not my specialty." Raising her other hand, she pointed to a
stall at the very end of the long building.
"See that red flag hanging there?--well, they all be red, I suppose--try
Phuswick's booth. He gets around a good deal, he does. Has superior taste in
victuals and always buys the best from me. If anyone in Pyackill can sell sou
white light, Phuswick it be."
"Thank you." To add emphasis to his gratitude, Oskar tried to kick her under
the counter, but it was too wide and his foot would not reach her spindly,

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spiny legs. Noting the gesture, she gargled merrily at him, a twinkle in one
enormous eye. Reaching up with a finger, she removed the irritation and
flicked it aside.
"That's all right, stranger-man. It be the thought that counts."

EIGHT

With a name like Phuswick, Oskar expected the occupant of the booth to be
fully human, perhaps plump of form and amiable of aspect. He was neither. A
Very Large Bug presided over the contents of a gigantic antique shop whose
inventory had been squashed and smashed and squeezed down to fit into one of
the fifty or so booths that lined both sides of the market building's busy
interior. The variety of goods on display in the stall was breathtaking, as
was the efflux that emanated from their owner.
Delighting in the opportunity to visit the interior of a covered structure
with a ceiling high enough to allow him to stand without bending, Samm stood
in the middle of the mob, customers and tourists and merchants swirling around
him like penguins cavorting madly about an iceberg. Taj remained at his
friend's side, while Cezer and Cocoa were happy to stay in the background.
That left it, as usual, to Oskar and Mamakitty to endure the majestic stink as
they queried the proprietor.
"You're Phuswick?" Oskar half hoped the bug would reply in the negative.
"I am," hummed the recipient of the inquiry. His voice was smooth as maple
butter, a startling contrast to his fetor and appearance. Big red-black
compound eyes regarded the new customers. Between them, a mucousy proboscis
probed a plate of chopped bits of something whose identity Oskar preferred not
to know. It was no revelation that this trader would be a good customer of
Biski's hyperactive cuisine.
"What can I interest you fine people in today? Perhaps a--" Leaning back in
his hard wooden chair, the vendor reached for a quivering object that was
languishing on a middle shelf.
"No, don't touch that!" Though far from squeamish, even Mamakitty had limits
to her fortitude. "Please don't touch that." Eyeing the proprietor, she felt a
surge of guilt at all the bugs she had toyed with and crunched in the not so
distant past.
"Well, all right." Straightening in his chair thrust his body odor even more
forcefully in the direction of his customers. "What, then? Or have you come to
try and sell me something?" A clawed foreleg indicated the overflowing stock.
"I am in need of nothing today. As you can see, my inventory is quite high at
the moment."
Maybe if you used some perfume, or scented lotion, you'd have more customers,
Oskar thought. Actually, once you got used to it, the smell wasn't so very
much stronger than wet dog. Aloud, he inquired straightforwardly, "Biski sent
us. She said that if anyone in Pyackill had what we needed, you would be the
one to see."
"Ah, Biski!" the vendor buzzed. "Lovely Biski. Almost arthropoid, I like to
think of her. Breeder of the best stubbleblips in the kingdom, too." Focusing
on Oskar, much to the latter's olfactory discomfort, the merchant hummed,
"What is it you need?"
"White light," declared Mamakitty flatly, sacrificing her momentary anonymity
to spare Oskar the full brunt of the vendor's stench. "We need to acquire a
large quantity of white light."
"And something to carry it in," added Cocoa from behind.
Having nothing to frown with, Phuswick had to settle for emitting a series of
uncertain buzzes, as if he were aloft and abruptly losing wing power. "White
light? You want to buy white light?"
"You don't know what it is." Cezer sighed in disappointment.
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Do you think me ignorant, one-lens? White light," he muttered, "is the light
of all lights."
"Yes, that's it!" Pushing forward, an excited Cocoa tried to descry which of
the dozens, of the hundreds of jars and alembics, pots and bottles, might
contain the vital ephemera they had come to find. "Where is it?"
"Not here," the vendor snapped. "I'm a shopkeeper; not a theurgist. You won't
find something as evanescent as white light for sale in a stolid, workaday
place like Pyackill. If you really mean to have it, the acquiring will require
more from you than money. It demands courage and skill, boldness and stealth."
"Then you know someone who does have it for sale?" asked Mamakitty as she
slapped away the filching fingers of a would-be pickpocket. The tousle-haired
boinkle grinned up at her as he hopped beyond her reach.
"Nice to meet you, too, stinky lady!" He smirked.
"I know of someone who might be able tell you where to find it." The fetid
vendor rubbed his rear wings together.
"Then all we have to do is ask?" inquired Oskar eagerly.
"In a manner of speaking. You need to talk to those who guard our border with
lands of other light. You need to talk to the Red Dragoons."
Oskar nodded to indicate his understanding. "Doesn't sound too difficult.
Where do we find these red dragons?"
"Not dragons--dragoons. On the border with the Kingdom of Orange, due east
from here," Phuswick explained. "Be on your best behavior. You know how
soldiers can be."
" 'All we have to do is ask.'" Cezer made a disgusted noise. "The Master once
had a group of soldiers stay several days with him, discussing how knowledge
sorceral related to matters military. I didn't like them. They wouldn't let me
sleep in their laps, or scratch on their boots."
"This lot probably won't either," Oskar pointed out dryly. "Better get used to
the idea now."
Cezer nodded tersely. "Don't worry. This shape doesn't seem suited to such
pleasurable activities." He grinned at Cocoa. "Bet they'd let you sleep in
their laps, silky-skin."
She made a face. "I'd rather scratch boots."
"We'll do it." Mamakitty's tone was firm if not entirely assured. "We'll
question these soldiers, find the white light, and take it back with us."
"But not today, for I'll wager this outpost doesn't lie close to the city
limits."
"Hardly," murmured Phuswick. Rising from his chair, he lurched forward until
he was standing fragrantly close to Oskar and Mamakitty. "I'll draw you a map,
as best I can recall from what I know. Beyond that, you're on your own. I can
give you no further help. I don't do much buzzing around soldiers." Reaching
out, he gave Oskar's nose a severe twist. "But I'm only doing this because I
like you," he finished as Mamakitty, palm cupped protectively over her face,
ducked back out of his reach.

The narrow road through the Glavieb Hills was surfaced with reddish clay. For
several days subsequent to leaving Pyackill, traffic grew progressively
thinner, until a last trio of farmers parted ways with the travelers not far
back up the road.
"This must be harsh country in which to raise crops." Taj was striding along
easily, one hand shading his eyes from the sizzling red sun as he studied the
rugged hills through which they had been climbing for the better part of the
day.
"Depends on local conditions, I suppose." Nudging a rock aside with one booted
foot, Cocoa exposed the carmine-colored cockroach that had been hiding
beneath. It scurried off in search of a more secure place of concealment. No
ordinary human would have heard the skritching of its tiny feet, but like her
companions, Cocoa was neither ordinary nor entirely human. She fought off the
urge to chase down the cockroach, trap it under one hand, and eat it.
Something came screaming down the slope toward them. Mamakitty ducked, while

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Oskar and Cezer reacted by drawing their swords. The bird was red-blue, with
enormous splayed wings and a single eye set in the middle of its skull. There
were tiny teeth in its beak, and as it rocketed past the travelers it snapped
at Mamakitty's curls. Then it was gone, an ominous presence soaring out of
sight below boulders and ridges they had just traversed.
Straightening, Mamakitty felt gingerly of her coiffure. It was intact, as was
her scalp. "Never saw anything like that before."
"Maybe it was just trying to be 'friendly,' in the local manner," Cezer
suggested dryly. "Maybe it wasn't even a bird."
"Oh, it was a bird, all right." Taj spoke with some authority on the matter.
"Not a seed-eater, either."
Though the unexpected and brief assault had harmed no one, they remained on
high alert as they continued to ascend, scrambling over boulders and rocks
with effortless agility. Only Taj, unaccustomed to climbing, had any trouble
with the ascent, and he was helped over the rough spots by his companions.
It took several days of steady tramping to reach the border country, during
which time the harshness of much of the terrain slowly gave way to
increasingly lush vegetation. Rivulets became streams, streams became rivers,
as the entire character of the landscape through which they were marching lost
its rough edge.
It also lost some of its all-pervasive color. The hardy red tint that had
stained everyone and everything they had encountered since Taj had first
stumbled into the rainbow at the base of the Shalouan Falls grew muted. They
were entering a region where two colors of the rainbow melded, as one kingdom
gave way to another.
Oskar was especially pleased by the transformation. Not that he particularly
disliked the color red, but in addition to the heat it seemed to amplify, its
multiple variations had a way of sanctifying the kind of mannered hostility
they hoped to leave behind.
Certainly the coloration of the atmosphere, as well as the countryside, was
becoming noticeably softened. In the distance, rolling hills covered with
thick vegetation took on a distinctive orange hue. Perhaps, he hoped, they
were about to enter a land where courtesy was not founded on the prickliness
of physical contact. But first they had to make certain they were traveling in
the right direction.
There was no need to spend time searching for the Red Dragoons. As soon as
they reached the main river, they found themselves confronted by a pair of
those splendidly uniformed border guards.
"Travel documents, please." Cerise light glinted from the brightly polished
helmet of the young man who bent low in the saddle of his kudu to query Oskar.
"I'm afraid we don't have any documents. We're strangers here, having come
from," he thought rapidly before concluding, "far to the west. From the other
side of the Kingdom of Red."
The dragoon's companion laughed softly at this, but the one asking the
questions did not smile. "Oh, come now, traveler. What do you take me for?
There are no kingdoms to the west of Red. Beyond that farthest border the
climate grows too hot for intelligent life. Nothing can survive there."
"Nevertheless," put in Mamakitty, sensing that Oskar needed support, "that is
where we come from. But our country is not so very hot. Not even as hot as
this. We traveled hence by means you would not understand."
"Ah!" The dragoon sat up straight in his saddle. "Then you are magicians!"
"We certainly owe our presence here to magic," Oskar admitted truthfully.
"They don't look like magicians." The other rider spoke for the first time.
Oskar noted that he had four horns protruding from his head, a third eye in
the center of his forehead, and only three long fingers on each hand. "And
they smell funny. Especially that one." He indicated Oskar, who looked hurt.
"It's not for us to decide." The soldier who had carried the conversation
backed his steed a couple of paces. "You must come with us to the post.
Captain Covalt will decide what is to be done with you."
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him as well."
The dragoons' base consisted of a cluster of tents and small wooden buildings
surrounded by a stockade of flexible red trunks and branches that had been
interwoven together horizontally as well as vertically to form a strong,
impenetrable barricade. It was the first wall Oskar had ever seen that looked
as if it had been braided rather than built. From its location atop a sloping
but dominant hill, the post commanded a fine view over the surrounding
countryside, including the wide, slow-flowing river that ran from north to
south on its western flank. As well as sky and clouds, the flora on the far
side of the river had a distinctly orange cast.
Dragoons busy with washing, or maneuvers, or drilling paused in their tasks to
observe the escorted newcomers' arrival. Particular attention was paid to
Samm, since it is natural for soldiers everywhere to instinctively size up the
most formidable of any potential opponent. The giant's imposing stone axe
garnered murmurs of admiration.
The travelers were not troubled when the stockade gate was shut behind them.
Having committed no offense, they had nothing to fear. They were here to
answer questions, and to ask one or two of their own.
Their escorts disappeared into a single-story stone structure. Water was
provided to the waiting guests. Within moments a trio of officers emerged,
resplendent with polish, paint, and attitude. Only one was human. A second had
the wide, flat face so typical of the city dwellers the travelers had
encountered in Pyackill. He also boasted a long, naked, rat-like tail that
emerged from the seat of his trousers, and two finger-thick whiplike antennae
that protruded from his forehead. His companion was barely three feet tall,
with a face like a carp and an inability to stand still.
As for the post commandant, Captain Covalt, he was of moderate height and dark
of skin, with a bald head and two furry ears that thrust upward from either
side of his skull. His jaw line flaunted an unfortunate natural downward curve
that afflicted him with a permanent frown, and he had no visible nose. A wide
mouth overfilled with small whitish teeth completed the countenance, which
despite its somewhat forbidding features was not overtly malicious.
"So, you claim to come from west of the kingdom, and by means sorceral?"
Though he spoke to Oskar, his gaze was fastened on Cocoa.
"We entered into this realm from a land where no one color is dominant," Oskar
replied. "I know that may be difficult for you to accept, but--"
"It is not difficult to accept: it is impossible to accept. AH kingdoms are
cloaked in a preclusive dominant color. That is the way the world was made. As
well as being a soldier, I am also something of a scholar of such arcana. Call
it a hobby, with which I try to while away the long lonely hours in isolated
outposts such as this." Approaching Cocoa, he smiled a dentist's dream, took
her hand, and kissed it. Given the width of his jaws, he could just as easily
have swallowed it. "And what might your name be, my dear?"
"Cocoa." She tried not to show the revulsion she was feeling. This was not due
so much to his hybrid appearance, so different from anything they had yet
encountered, as to his smelling strongly of onions despite the fact that there
was nothing in the least tuberous in his mien.
"A lovely name for a lovely lady. I request the honor of sitting next to you
at dinner tonight." He struggled to smile, wrestling with the natural arc of
his lips. "You will be our guests, of course."
"That's very kind of you," she replied courteously, "but we're in something of
a hurry."
"Such a pity." She finally managed to free her hand. His touch was greasy.
"Tell me: what compels you to flee the dragoons' hospitality so
precipitously?"
"White light." Without openly jostling the captain, Oskar did his best to worm
his way between him and the patently uncomfortable Cocoa. "We have to find
some, and take it back with us to our country."
"White light? As an educated person I know of the existence of many colors,
but not white." Turning, the captain gestured in the direction of the river.

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"Certainly there is none such to be had in the Kingdom of Red, but I have
heard tales--old people's fancies, travelers' stories--of the many wonders
that lie far to the east. The Kingdom of Purple especially is rumored to
contain many marvels. I was once told, by a venerable and experienced
traveler, of a temple there that contains within its walls examples of
everything that is, or ever was, or that can be imagined. If your white light
is to be found anywhere within the kingdoms, I would think that would be the
place. You will assuredly not find it in the Kingdom of Orange that lies just
across the river, which we know well."
"We'll cross whatever lands we must," Mamakitty informed him. "We can't go
home without it."
Furry ears twitched as the captain bobbed his head. "I'm sure your quest is a
noble one, though for the life of me I can't imagine why anyone would need to
acquire such a mysterious intangibility." Reaching out, he took Cocoa's hand
before she could avoid his grasp. "You have no travel documents. A fact I am
willing to overlook."
"That's real neighborly of you." Oskar noticed that a number of the dragoons
in their immediate vicinity had stopped laboring at their daily tasks and were
slowly picking up their weapons. A new scent was in the air, and it was not
onions. "We'll be going now."
"By all means," agreed the captain. "Take your leave. However, in the absence
of documents I am afraid the kingdom demands security of another kind. One of
you must remain behind to guarantee the good conduct of the others." His grip
on Cocoa's wrist tightening, he nodded at her and grinned alarmingly. "This
one. She will not be harmed, and will be treated as an honored guest until you
return."
"We can't do that." Mamakitty stepped forward. "You see, we're kind of used to
each other's company. Also, we believe that it's important to the success of
our quest that we stay together. We pose no threat to the Kingdom of Red, or
any other kingdom."
There was no mistaking the intent of the circle of dragoons, who, though
incompletely attired and out of formation, were now closing an armed circle
around the travelers. As unobtrusively as possible, Oskar let his right hand
fall toward his sword. Samm made a show of unlimbering his great axe, while
Taj gripped one of the rather insignificant-looking knives with which he had
been outfitted.
Disdaining any further diplomacy, Cezer pushed his way forward, sword already
drawn, eyes ablaze, teeth bared. "Take your hands off her, sir! It is no
gentleman who designs to hold a lady against her will."
"Well and stupidly spoken." Releasing Cocoa's wrist, Captain Covalt slowly
drew his own blade. "Obviously, you are unaware of my reputation as a
swordsman."
"And you are unaware of mine!" Relaxing into a fighting stance, Cezer prepared
to defend Cocoa's honor, ignoring the fact that she had drawn her own sword.
"You have no reputation," Mamakitty hissed at him.
"I will in a few moments--I hope," the would-be cavalier responded tightly.
Slowly shaking his head, Captain Covalt removed his splendidly embroidered
jacket and handed it to one of his attaches. He was solidly built; his would
not be an easy defense to penetrate. Oskar tried to conceal his concern.
Though enthusiastic and energetic enough, Cezer had no formal training in
swordsmanship, whereas the captain was an experienced soldier.
"Let me handle this." Axe in hand, Samm took a giant step forward. Instantly
dragoons surrounded him, raising and aiming a lethal assortment of arrows,
bolts, and spears--any weapon that could be employed from a safe distance.
"Keep out of it, Samm." Describing small circles in the air with the point of
his sword, Cezer was prancing threateningly before the captain. "I picked this
fight, and I'll finish it."
Covalt nodded once, curtly. "Indeed you will, my friend. I can see that you
are extraordinarily quick of hand and foot, with much natural talent. I can
also see that you are inexperienced in the arts of war. Though I could cut you

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to pieces, I won't let you suffer. Your death will be a quick one."
Oskar stepped forward. "Look, isn't there some way we can settle this with
further discussion?"
"The time for words is past." Sword fully extended, Covalt widened his stance.
"Don't worry--once this one is disposed of and the girl comfortably situated
here, there will still be plenty of you left to carry out your quest." Turning
his attention back to his opponent, he uttered what might have been a formal
challenge--or a local imprecation.
With a wild yowl, Cezer charged. His thrusting sword was parried with such
subtlety that Oskar could not be certain he had seen the captain's blade move.
Its point caught Cezer in the left buttock as he rushed past the dragoon,
pricking him and bringing blood.
"This is too easy." Bouncing lightly on short legs and feet that Oskar noticed
for the first time were slightly webbed, Covalt awaited his opponent's next
rush. "I am a soldier, not an assassin of children."
"No: you're a polite would-be rapist--would-be, say I!" Cezer charged again.
This time the captain stood his ground, parrying every swipe and strike Cezer
could muster. Eventually bored, Covalt struck back, his sword jabbing at his
opponent's exposed chest. Fortunately, the sword point was diverted by a
silver pillbox residing in Cezer's breast pocket. The force of the thrust
alone, however, was enough to send him stumbling backward. Covalt followed,
pressing the attack relentlessly.
"He's going to kill him!" Taj stuttered. "Somebody do something!" His gaze
turned up and back. "Samm, you have to stop this!"
The giant's teeth were clenched. "He said not to interfere."
"But you have to!" As Taj fingered the knife he held, he saw several soldiers
staring hard in his direction, their own weapons upraised, ready to block any
attempt to intervene in the duel. Constrained like his companions, Taj could
only stand by and watch.
The remorseless Covalt continued to force Cezer steadily backward. Although
his companion's efforts with the sword steadily improved as the fight
continued, Oskar saw that his friend remained desperately overmatched against
the skilled officer. The dog-man's eyes darted from side to side. No matter
the consequences, he knew that he was going to have to intercede. As an upshot
they might all die, but despite the surface acrimony that existed between
them, he knew he could not let Cezer be killed without at least attempting to
save him. They shared too many memories from the times they had slept curled
up against one another as puppy and kitten.
Whirling, the embattled Cezer leaped onto a wagon. Covalt followed more
slowly, admiring his opponent's gymnastic ability if not his swordsmanship.
Now there was nowhere else for Cezer to retreat. The sheer wall of the
stockade was at his back. Sweating profusely, muscles trembling, he let out a
yowl of anger at the situation circumstances had forced him into.
"Master Evyndd, is this what you intended!"
"I don't know this 'Master Evyndd.'" Sword darting smoothly from side to side
like a patrolling dragonfly, Captain Covalt was preparing to climb up into the
wagon after his adversary. "But he can't help you. Not now." Choosing his
route, he thrust upward with his weapon.
Though still too far away to make contact with the other's blade, Cezer made
desperate, wild parrying motions. And then, quite unexpectedly, their blades
did make contact. But only because Cezer's weapon had suddenly doubled in
length. Impossibly, it felt no heavier, though there was clearly twice as much
steel protruding from the pommel as a moment before.
It was enough to make Covalt blink. The captain hesitated only briefly,
however, before striking again. In response, his opponent's engorged weapon
seemed to take on a life of its own, as though drawing strength from some cat
part of its holder usually employed in entirely different campaigns of
conquest. As he wielded the taut, shining blade that was now some six feet
long yet lighter than ever, an entirely new and fresh expression came over
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Anticipation.
Stabbing and swinging, it was his turn to press the attack. Unable to slip in
a thrust beneath so active and extended a blade, Covalt was forced to give
ground. As he did so, the preternaturally elongated sword began to swing
faster and faster, until it was generating an audible hum that could be heard
everywhere within the Red Dragoons' post. How he was doing this Cezer did not
know, although every swing of the weapon seemed to be propelled by his whole
body. Not being of as serious a questioning mind as Oskar or Mamakitty, he was
content simply to make use of the fortuitous phenomenon and worry about
explanations later.
Seeing their superior hard-pressed, both of Covalt's aides abruptly rushed to
his aid, as did a pair of foot soldiers standing nearby. Their intercession
was of no consequence. With the six-foot-long blade humming to itself like a
gigantic wasp, Cezer forced them all back while clearing a circle around
himself and his companions.
"How are you doing this?" Oskar shouted as they began to edge toward the
stockade gate.
"How should I know?" Cezer continued to swing and thrust with zest, enjoying
the look of confusion on the faces of their opponents, and the one of
frustrated fury on that of the captain. When a couple of soldiers let arrows
loose at the retreating visitors, the magically augmented sword parried them
with ease. Thus redirected, one such shaft pierced the leg of another soldier,
with the consequence that no more projectiles were forthcoming from the
assembled, flustered troopers.
"Isn't your arm getting tired?" Sword in hand, Cocoa had her own potential
opponents to worry about.
"Not yet," he yelled back at her. "It's as if an entirely different part of
myself is holding it up."
"Through the wonder of the Master's magic we have been given human form."
Mamakitty lunged sharply forward, driving back a would-be assailant. "Perhaps
we have been given other things as well."
Then why is my sword still of normal length, and my legs already aching? Oskar
wondered silently. Did it mean that there was something inherent in Cezer that
made him a better swordsman? No matter. He was more than content to retreat
under cover of his companion's proprietary enchantment.
By this time, word of what was happening had spread throughout the entire
contingent of dragoons. In various stages of uniform and dress, putting aside
their daily tasks, they took up arms and trailed the travelers down to the
river's edge, waiting for the moment when their bewitched opponents should
tire. Several of the uninformed newcomers tried to bring Cezer down from a
distance with arrows or spears. His mysteriously elongated and accelerated
sword blurring the air like a hummingbird's wing, Cezer once more parried
these threats from long range as effortlessly as he did the soldiers'
continuing futile sword thrusts.
There were half a dozen boats tied up at the river's edge.
One by one, the travelers clambered aboard the nearest. While the miraculously
invigorated Cezer held off the entire contingent of dragoons, Samm slipped
into the water and pulled the boat off the sandbar on which it was resting,
giving it a hearty shove downstream before climbing over the dangerously
declining stern to rejoin his companions.
Her own weapon still held at the ready, Mamakitty frowned as the current
caught them and they began to pick up speed. "They're not following. As angry
as Cezer has made them, I thought surely they would follow. They have the
boats to do it."
Oskar gazed back at the shore, which was now lined with gesticulating, jeering
dragoons. "It seems they'd rather taunt us."
"Let them taunt all they wish." Emotionally exhausted, Taj lay slumped against
a railing. "Easier to parry insults than steel."
Safely away, Cocoa sheathed her own weapon and strode forward. Seeing her
approach, Cezer moved automatically to put up his sword. Had he paused to

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think about it he might not have initiated the gesture, for a six-foot sword
would not easily slip into a scabbard designed for one half that size. But as
it was turned toward its home, it began to shrink. Oskar blinked, but the
phenomenon could not be denied. By the time it had swung around far enough to
be scabbarded, the weapon had contracted back to its original length.
"How did you do that?" Cocoa indicated the now sheathed blade.
Cezer shrugged, then grinned. "I have no idea. Some postmortem trick of Master
Evyndd's, I should assume. I wonder what other posthumous surprises may
await." He straightened, making himself as tall as possible. "I'm quite
exhausted from the episode, but the swordsmanship was all mine. No magic in
that. After doing battle all my life with two handfuls of smaller versions, it
seems to come naturally to me." Holding up a hand, he made a face at the blunt
human nails that tipped his fingers. "Miss my naturals, I do."
"Well, mssst, thank you, Cezer." She shuddered visibly. "The mere thought of
being held as a 'guest' by that loathsome creature is enough to curdle milk."
"My weapon will always be at your disposal, ready to extend itself to
extraordinary lengths at a moment's stimulus." He smiled enigmatically. Trying
to read his expression, she considered how to react to this promise, finally
deciding to ignore it. Turning, she settled onto a bench to watch the
shoreline slip past.
"You know," Oskar mused to Mamakitty as the two sat watching the shore,
"keeping in mind what we have learned of the customs of this land, perhaps
that soldier was only trying to be very polite."
The woman seated next to him considered. "You could very well be right, Oskar.
I didn't think of that. This is a difficult place in which to try and read
someone's intentions. Tell me: did you smell the threat in him?"
The dog-man shook his head (that, at least, being a gesture with which he was
long familiar). "No, I didn't. There was something else. I think maybe he was
coming into heat. And then there was the anger, when Cezer challenged him.
Could we have so badly misread his intentions?"
She shrugged. "It doesn't matter. Cocoa wasn't going to stay with him, and we
certainly weren't going to leave her behind. I'll be glad if and when we enter
country where people touch noses, rub up against one another, and engage in
mutual grooming as a way of showing friendship."
Oskar sighed. "You cats are always so touchy-feely."
From near the stern, Cezer had to comment. "More polite than smelling a new
acquaintance's butt."
Taj turned toward the river. "You disgust me, the lot of you." Samm had no
comment. Snakes usually didn't.
Oskar ignored the swordsman. "That sounds to me like wishful thinking,
Mamakitty. I'm afraid the best we can hope to encounter is the human habit of
shaking hands."
"So impersonal." Turning away from him, she let eyes and mind relax by
concentrating on the slowly changing panorama beyond the boat.
While the near riverbank retained the distinctively reddish cast of the
kingdom it delimited, the low sandbars, high reeds, and rustling palms on the
far side had assumed a distinctly orange hue. Very fat birds and puffballs
with sunken eyes flitted in profusion among the tropical growths. While it
remained warm, the closer they drifted to the far shore, the more the
temperature moderated. Humidity increased, however, altering without lessening
their discomfort.
"How I long for the cool depths of the Fasna Wyzel." Always fastidious in his
personal habits, Taj was suffering from the perspiration that soaked his
clothing. Unlike his former feathers, the artificial raiment he was compelled
to wear could not be cleansed by simple preening. So it was not surprising
that it was he who suggested they take turns washing themselves and their
clothing in the river.
Having been the one to advance the proposal, it was he who tentatively slipped
first into the water. A couple of ropes secured to the boat had been tossed
into the river. These now dangled astern. By clinging to one of these, a

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bather could enjoy the cleansing action of the current while exerting minimal
effort to remain afloat. Come evening, everyone had taken a turn. The river
was deep enough so that even Samm's feet did not bump against the bottom. Not
that he cared. The snake-man was the best swimmer among them. A few fish
nibbled curiously at their toes, but nothing emerged from the deeps to bite or
sting the grateful bathers. Taj had to remember to hang on to the rope with
one hand instead of flapping both simultaneously in the water.
When the stars came out, they were tinged with carmine, and the moon was a
pink blot against the blackness.
"Tomorrow we'll pick a place to go ashore on the western bank." Mamakitty was
leaning back against the railing, studying the night sky.
"How?" Oskar wondered. "When Master Evyndd took us to Zelevin, we saw boats
like this on the Shalouan, and I remember watching them as they were steered.
This one has no oars, no sail. Without a way to guide it, we're likely to
drift past any suitable spot."
"Don't you remember? It should be enough to just move that wooden thing
fastened to the back. I recall that when they were pushed one way, boats
turned in the other direction."
Cezer looked back at the rudder that was swinging freely with the current.
"That's right, I remember now. People on boats pushed such things in the
opposite direction they wanted to go." He relaxed. "I suppose that means we
can go ashore anywhere we like."
She nodded. "Let's try to pick a dry place. I don't like getting wet any more
often than I have to."
He nodded understandingly. Personally, he loved the water. And for that
matter, the mud. "I still wonder why those soldiers didn't come after us?"
Mamakitty shrugged. As performed by her, it was a remarkably liquid gesture.
"I suppose they decided being impaled on Cezer's blade wasn't worth capturing
a female for their captain."
While this reasoning did not fully satisfy the contemplative Oskar, he could
think of no better explanation for what had transpired. Besides, he was tired.
Since Mamakitty seemed content to let the boat drift downriver, he saw no
point in dwelling on what was past. Finding an empty place on the open deck,
he paced in circles, tighter and tighter, until at last he felt comfortable
and lay down, curling up as compactly as his new body would allow, before
falling into an exhausted and dreamless sleep.
When his eyelids next fluttered, the sun was already up. A mass of orange-red
fluff was gazing back at him out of eyes that protruded from the depths of
dense down. Whether it was composed of feathers or fur, he could not tell.
Taken unawares by its proximity, he snapped awake. Emitting a startled coo,
the orange sphere promptly fluttered its feathers (or fur) and rose vertically
into the air. Looking up, Oskar saw that it had joined a dozen others of its
kind. They hovered above him for another moment before flocking as one for the
grove of orange-tinted palms from which they had emerged.
"I wonder what they are." Cocoa was sitting up on the deck.
"I wonder if they're edible." Standing next to her, Cezer rested a hand on his
belly. "I'm hungry."
"We should conserve our supplies. How about some fresh fish?" Samm stood
contemplating the water.
Cezer's face lit with anticipation, and he all but slobbered on his fine
clothes. "Fish! You're asking a cat if it would like some fish?"
"You're not a cat anymore," Taj pointed out.
"I'm not all human, either," Cezer shot back. "Don't tell me you don't feel
the urge to flap your arms and take to the sky." Before the other man could
reply, the swordsman had turned back to Samm. "Get us some fish, and I'll lick
you clean myself."
The giant wore a look of distaste. "Thanks, but I got clean enough in the
river."
"How are you going to catch fish?" Oskar wondered. "Master Evyndd used to take
me fishing with him. There is no fishing equipment on board this boat.

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Besides, it is a delicate skill. You have to understand how to read the play
of swimmer and sand, light and water."
"Then I will be delicate." Leaning over the side, Samm caused the entire boat
to tilt in his direction. While his companions struggled to remain erect, the
giant scanned the softly rippling surface of the river intently. Espying
motion, he brought his enormous axe down in one swift, arcing movement. Water
erupted, cascading over the gunwale and drenching everyone and everything
aboard.
Sputtering, Oskar was about to say something disagreeable--until he saw the
half dozen stunned fish that now lay twitching on the deck. Water spilling in
rivulets from his bald pate, Samm sat back down in the stern, set his axe
aside, and patiently began picking at the yard-long specimen nearest his feet.
With a cry, Cezer and Cocoa bent to do the same. There was no place to make a
fire, but that did nothing to mute the avidity with which those on board tore
into the unexpected bounty. Having always consumed it raw, they saw no
necessity to cook it now.
Only Taj did not participate. The orgy of consumption, with fish blood and oil
staining the deck and pale flesh and bone flying every which way, turned his
stomach. He had to satisfy himself with dried fruits and vegetables from those
stored in Samm's pack.
Bellies swollen, stomachs packed full, they settled down as cats and snakes
will do after eating for a long, contented nap. That left only Oskar--who
although he had eaten well was not quite as serious a fish fanatic as his
feline companions--and Taj to consider the country through which they were
passing. While the boat drifted onward, the others slept off the unexpected
feast. Rhythmic digesting sounds issued from somewhere within the somnolent
Samm, persuading Oskar that despite what one might think, it was indeed
possible for a snake to snore.
"I still can't figure out why those soldiers didn't come after us."
"You heard Mamakitty's explanation." Taj was leaning over the prow of the
boat, contemplating the water. Suddenly he lifted his head. "Maybe that's the
reason, up ahead."
Oskar had to squint. Though excellent, his eyesight was not as sharp as the
other man's. Then he saw it: the place forward of the bow where the river
disappeared into a huge cave. The rim of the yawning opening was dominated by
prominent stalactites and stalagmites.
"We'd better wake the others. We have to go ashore before we reach that. No
telling what happens to the river once it has entered the cave."
"We'd better wake them quickly." Taj had straightened, and the hair on the
back of his neck had stiffened. "That's not a cave. It's a mouth. And those
things lining its rim aren't cave growths made of dripping stone. They're
teeth...."

NINE

Amid frantic yelling and screaming, and not a few accompanying kicks and
blows, Taj and Oskar fought to rouse their companions. One by one, as soon as
they saw where their free-drifting craft was heading, the others came awake
with astonishing alacrity.
"The wooden thing on the end!" Mamakitty led a general rush toward the back of
the boat. "Samm--push on the wooden thing affixed to the stern!" As seemed to
happen more and more the longer they dwelled in human form, the word suddenly
popped into her mind. "The rudder--move the rudder!" The giant obediently
leaned a massive hand on the indicated mechanism. "No, no!" Mamakitty yelled.
"The other direction! Push it the other way!"
Simultaneously fascinated and horrified, all eyes were now focused on the
colossal maw toward which they were helplessly floating. As they picked up
speed, Oskar saw that even though they had changed course and were now heading

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for the eastern bank, their angle of approach would not be acute enough to
allow them to beach the boat before they were swallowed up. He began running
back and forth the length of the boat until it struck him that such activity
was not a suitable expression of concern in his present form.
Two looming ridges high above the dark opening in the mountain that blocked
their way suddenly cracked open, exposing a pair of flattened scarlet eyes out
of whose depths stared tiny black pupils. From deep within the gaping organic
cavern, a voice emerged that was like a sigh of petrified winds.
"I am the Red Dagon, drinker of this river and everything that swims within
and upon it! Draw near, and be consumed."
"Pfssst!" Cezer yowled back. Leaping up onto the gunwale, he grimaced as he
was forced to contemplate the flow below. "By my foreshortened whiskers, how I
hate the water!"
Reaching up, Oskar grabbed his friend's pants leg. "It doesn't matter, Cezer!
You'd never make it."
Reluctantly, the other man let himself be drawn down. "This boat is doomed.
What else can we do but try and swim for it?" He rested a hand on his
companion's arm. "You were always a good swimmer, Oskar. You might make it."
He looked past him. "So might Samm."
The giant nodded. "I have always been comfortable in the water, but I will not
go without the rest of you."
"A sensitive serpent. Who would have believed it?" A downcast Cezer looked
away.
"You might have, had you ever been able to talk to me," the giant responded
calmly.
"It's a hard thing to communicate in the absence of common speech." Taj was
studying the approaching maw disconsolately, lamenting yet again the absence
of his wings. "Can we discuss it later?"
"Cezer's right. We have no time to consider alternatives. There's nothing we
can do except jump in and swim as strong as we can for the near shore."
Mamakitty was readying herself for the desperate leap into pink-tinted water.
"It just bothers me so to perhaps perish like this, without even being able to
preen one last time my silky black coat with its lovely white spots."
"Black? White?" The gigantic pair of jaws they had mistaken for the entrance
to a cave slammed shut with a ponderous thud, then parted less than a foot to
allow the onrushing river to continue to drain inward. Oskar marveled that the
mountainous spirit could speak and swallow at the same time. "What is this
'black and white' of which you speak?"
Propelled by the current, the borrowed boat of the border guards drifted
forward until it bumped up against a truly monstrous set of lips. Water
continued to flow into the slightly parted mouth. Oskar knew that should the
spirit shape decide to once again fully part its jaws, the clumsy watercraft
and all aboard would vanish instantly down that extraordinary gullet.
"Black and white is my normal, natural coloring." Mamakitty gazed
apprehensively up at deep-set eyes of sentient vermilion. Having to cross in
order to focus on the small boat and its inhabitants, both orbs were squashed
between heavy ridges of stone. "White and black." Sensing possible salvation
in unexpected curiosity, she hastened to identify the original hues of her
anxious companions. "Oskar, here, is mostly a steel gray, while Cezer is
normally pale blond. Cocoa is calico, a mix of many colors, while Taj is
golden yellow, and Samm--Samm is gray-brown with the most beautiful iridescent
maroon and blue and green diamond patterns covering his entire body."
Like biscuits plumping in a pan, the Red Dagon's rocky eyebrows rose. "I see
no such colors, though the patterning you describe is visible within the skin
of your largest individual."
"I don't like this epidermis either," the giant grunted, "but it's the one
Master Evyndd's spell has bequeathed to me." Reaching up, he scratched at a
prominent diamond-shaped mole on the side of his neck. "I can't even shed when
I'm in the mood."
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Kingdom of Orange. Why are you on the river that I drink?"
"We just wanted to get across," Cocoa explained plaintively. "We're trying to
find some white light to take back to our own home, which lies within a
kingdom that encompasses all colors."
"All colors! That would be very tasty. Sometimes I get so tired of eating
nothing but red and orange." Water foamed and bubbled around the flinty lips
that spanned the river from one bank to the other. "If you were to find such a
thing, something that is neither red nor orange, would you bring some back to
me? To taste?"
Oskar and Mamakitty exchanged a glance. "I don't see why not," the dog-man
agreed. "As long as we can get enough for our purposes, I see no reason why we
can't provide you with a taste as well. Where there is white light there have
to be many things that are colored other than red and orange."
"But can I trust you?" rumbled the Red Dagon.
"I promise you," Mamakitty replied, "that when we find light that is neither
red nor orange, I'll see to it that you are apprised of our find. And as any
cat that has hunted in the Fasna Wyzel can tell you, I keep my promises. Ask
the mice. One way or another, we will bring to your attention something that
is not red or orange." She hesitated. "What would you like? Something green?
Or perhaps blue, or yellow?"
"Green, blue--I cannot envision these wonders!" Resonant though it was, the
Red Dagon's tone had turned wistful. "What a joy that would be! What a welcome
change of flavors!" Eyes of impenetrable crimson met her own. "If you find
them, call out to me, and in whatever kingdom of color you are residing, I
will come." The vast mouth started to gape. "Now I will let you go, and hold
you to your promise."
"Hey, wait!" If it was going to let them go, Oskar thought frantically, then
why was it about to swallow them? Cocoa was screaming, and a hissing Samm
preparing to dive over the side as their boat slid beneath that
stream-spanning upper lip to slip into the yawning maw.
Then he, and everyone else, was clinging to whatever they could reach as the
Red Dagon, in a single violent expectoration, spat them toward the eastern
shore.
Not only did the powerful spew beach their craft, it sent it careening right
through the reeds that grew along the shore and up the sandy bank beyond.
Extricating himself from beneath a cussing Cezer and a disheveled Mamakitty,
Oskar struggled to his feet and looked back the way they had come. This was
relatively easy, since a boatwide path had been mowed right through the line
of reeds.
Out in the river, flattened red eyes had shifted to gaze over at him.
"Remember!" boomed the Red Dagon. "Something of color!" With that reminder,
the elongated orbs closed tightly, and their owner assumed once more the
aspect of a dead, lifeless cave opening in the side of an inanimate mountain.
Able to peer behind it from his new vantage point on the riverbank, Oskar saw
that the imposing barrier folded gradually into hills that were higher still.
No trace of the river escaped the yawning craw to flow over or around it.
"No wonder it wants to imbibe something new." As he straightened his clothing,
Taj gave a good approximation of his former self ruffling his feathers. "With
a thirst like that, anything different would taste good!"
"We must keep our word." Somehow Mamakitty had managed to retain her dignity
despite the tumble she had taken as a consequence of the powerful
expectoration.
"In order to do that we have to keep going." With an effortless leap, Oskar
was up and over the side of the boat. The ground beneath his feet was sandy,
but solid and supportive of his weight. Slowly, he rose from all fours.
"Notice the difference here?"
It was true. Everything was changed, even the air they breathed. Warm and
moist, it was a definite improvement over the hot, dry air of the Kingdom of
Red. The reeds, the palms and other vegetation, right down to the soil beneath
their feet, had taken on a fruity orange cast. Whether the color change meant

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that the land they were about to cross was more hospitable than what they had
left behind remained to be seen.
"I don't feel as combative," a puzzled Cezer pointed out. "Could that stem
just from a change in the color of our surroundings?'
"I believe it can be so." As they started up the grassy hillock and away from
boat and river and talking mountain, Mamakitty took a moment to wax
philosophical. "Doesn't the presence of red always heighten your anger, or set
your nerves on edge?"
"Not mine. Must be just getting away from that other kingdom." Oskar
lengthened his stride, anxious to reach the top of the hill. "Color changes
don't affect me much."
"Very little affects you much," Cocoa pointed out. "I don't think I've ever
seen you really upset, Oskar. That part of your personality hasn't changed
with your new body." She moved closer to him.
"Carpet dog." Cezer was not pleased to see her walking so close to the other
man. "Doormat. Flea hotel." They ignored him.
His irritation faded rapidly, dispelled by the lush attractiveness of their
surroundings. It was as if by crossing the river they had entered into not
merely another kingdom, but another world. In contrast to the dry and often
desolate landscape of the Kingdom of Red, the Kingdom of Orange was lush with
a kind of vegetation that was as new to them as it was attractive.
"I think this kind of forest is called tropical savanna. I used to sit on
Master Evyndd's shoulder and watch while he read through large books
containing many pictures." Plucking a thin-skinned, orange-tinted fruit from a
nearby bush, Mamakitty took an experimental bite of the firm flesh. "This is
delicious! I don't think we will want for food in this place."
Soon they were all feasting on the bounty of the land through which they were
trekking. Most selections had distinctive and stable flavors, but all were
tasty. In fact, by the time evening arrived the only danger they faced was
from upset stomachs due to overeating.
"I think I could live here." Samm was lying on his back, huge hands behind his
head, staring up through pale orange leaves at the deepening orange sky.
"Pleasant climate, food fairly falling off the foliage."
Oskar regarded him with interest. "You no longer feel the need to eat
something alive and wriggling?"
The giant turned his head to look at the other man. "Only occasionally.
Strange, isn't it? Some of our tastes and former characteristics remain
unchanged, while others have been altered to fit our new bodies and selves. I
wonder if such was Master Evyndd's intention?"
"I doubt that we'll ever know. Unless he made plans to return from the dead."
Turning, Oskar sought a soft patch of ground on which to spend the night.
Enormous leaves plucked from nearby plants provided suitable, if slightly
damp, bedding.
Nearby, Cocoa contemplated the orange-white specks of the stars. "While we're
lying here safe and with full bellies I can't keep from thinking about the
poor people on the other side of these kingdoms of light who must be suffering
terribly under the hardships imposed by the Horde and the awful Khaxan
Mundurucu."
"I can." With a soft snort, Cezer rolled over, turning his back to the others.
Cocoa snapped at him. "Well, then consider how the animals must be suffering!
Your fellow cats, and dogs."
"Not to forget the birds," Taj put in. He glanced in Samm's direction. "And I
suppose, the snakes."
Already half-asleep, the giant spoke softly and without opening his eyes.
"Mundurucu, Horde, or humans--it doesn't matter. Snakes always suffer. We are
condemned to it through rumor, falsehood, and ignorance. I do not believe we
would suffer so if others would think of us as quadriplegic lizards. Most folk
have no fear of lizards."
"Perhaps in this benign land even the serpents are well regarded," Oskar
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"Perhaps." The giant sighed heavily. "Some of us are born to greater burdens
than others. That is just the way of things."
The following morning did not tell them if this was a place where Oskar's
hopes for legless reptiles might be fulfilled, but it certainly began in a
promising manner. The gnomelike farmer they encountered tilling a thick,
ripening field of several different varieties of melon seemed delighted to see
them. He was not at all put off by their greater size, or different
appearances. Instead, he put his tilling tool aside and rushed to greet them
with open arms.
For all the narrow white-orange beard that reached to his belt buckle, he was
no older than Oskar. He wore single-piece coveralls, sandals of peculiar but
practical design, a short-sleeved shirt that revealed hairy arms, and a
wide-brimmed hat to shield his head from the tropical orange sun.
His manner of speech was rapid, clipped, and punctuated with laughter.
"Ho my, what a collection, you are! Ho hee oh, never have I seen such a
people-bundle! Come in, come! Or rather, tee-hee, come near, for by my
foot-socks I don't think you'll the least of you fit comfortablish in my
house."
Their exuberant, mirthful host led them around to the back of a sturdy stone
farmhouse with a thatched roof. In a neatly fenced yard there was a long bench
table with chairs built low to the earth. By seating themselves on the ground,
the travelers were able to access the tabletop quite comfortably.
"Myssa!" the swart creature shouted toward the house, "we have company, ho-ho.
Bring food, and drinkish!"
Cocoa made a face their host could not see. "As good as it tasted, if I have
to eat another bite of orange fruit it's going to cost me one of my
hypothetical nine lives."
"We must be polite." Oskar kept his voice down. "Just take a nibble of this
and that, and sip of whatever is offered. Would you rather be back in the
Kingdom of Red and have this little fellow whacking you across the nose with a
stout stick?"
"No," she admitted quietly. "I suppose I should be grateful. There are worse
things than being asked to eat too much good food."
"Hee-hee-ha-ha!" Their host's spouse, when she appeared with tray held high on
one hand and jug in the other, was a rosy-cheeked little homunculus clad in
dress, apron, and spry bonnet--all of varying orange hue, of course. Similarly
shaded was the tray of multiple goodies she set before them, each more
sprightly garnished than the next. The jug proved to contain a wine that was
as tasty as it was cold. Confronted with the unexpected spread, Cocoa decided
not to inquire if their hosts had any milk.
"I'm Tilgrick," the farmer chuckled from the head of the table. "What brings
an extraordinary hodgepodgey like yourselves to my little farm, ha-ha-ho-hee?"
Do these two ever stop laughing? Mamakitty found herself wondering. Are they
always so good-natured in the presence of strangers, or is there something
deeper at work here? Without any basis for suspicion, she could only
speculate.
"We have come from a far place," she told their mightily condensed host as his
wife topped off their happy goblets. "From beyond even the Kingdom of Red."
"So far! But you have, hi-hi-hoo, survived that awful country." Several of the
travelers nodded. "Wonderful, that is, hee-hee! The Kingdom of Orange is so
much better a place, as you will find-oh."
Samm held forth the bucket that had been provided for him in place of one of
the attractive but to him inadequate goblets. Orange liquid sloshed within.
"We are already finding it so."
"Good, good!" Tilgrick laughed, his spouse joining in serenely. "What is it
you want here? Whatever it is, ho-hoo, I'm sure you will certain find it. You
don't have to stare at me like that to get me to answer." Samm immediately
lowered his gaze.
"We want nothing here," Oskar told him, "except some fleeting hospitality." He
raised his goblet. "Which we have already found. We still, I fear, have far to

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go, to find the white light that we need."
"White light?" For once, Tilgrick and his wife did not laugh as they exchanged
a look. "This is the Kingdom of Orange. You must truly have, ha-ha-hee, far
yet to go. Why trouble yourselves with something so difficult to eye-magine,
much less capture? Stay here, in our land, and be always ever always happy
like us."
Cezer was intrigued. "You mean, everyone here is as contented as you two?"
"Oh no!" Tilgrick giggled. "Myssa and I are left to ourselves by our
neighbors. We are, ha-hee-ho, outcasts of a kind, habitual grouches that we
are."
Oskar was unsure he had heard correctly. "You two are considered grouches? If
you were cats, now, I could understand." Cezer threw him a look.
"Oh yes, my my me, ho-hee!" Laughing steadily, Myssa refilled Oskar's
half-empty goblet.
"Then what," wondered Taj aloud, "is everyone else like?"
"You can see for yourselves, hee-hee-hee." Nodding with his long gnarled nose,
Tilgrick gestured toward the northeast. "A delegation is coming to visit.
Others must have seen you cross the river, ho-ho-ha, and hurried to spread the
joyful word."
"Yeh. Joyful." Though his belly was full, his taste buds sated, and his body
warmed by the moist air and mild mid-morning sun, Oskar had to strive to
summon up a correspondent smile as he leaned to look out the window.
Marching toward the farmhouse across an open, unplowed field came more than a
hundred of the ardent, gnomish locals, every one of them vividly dressed,
bouncy with excitement, and laughing hysterically as they walked. It was a
shifting, stumpy, swaying panorama of unrestrained joy, exuberant delight, and
runaway giddiness.
Oskar felt the hairs on the back of his neck bristle in all-too-familiar dog
fashion.
Out in front of the advancing throng, a slightly taller homunculus raised a
hand and waved, his words hard to make out above the communal
belly-twittering.
"Hi-ho-hee there, Tilgrick! What is this dour company you keep-oh?"
Their host leaned over to whisper to Oskar. "That twisted old graybeard is
Nugwot. He's the local farmer's co-op representative. Word of your arrival
spread quickly."
"How?" Oskar wondered. "You and your wife are the first folk we've seen since
we left the river."
"That you've seen, yes, har-har-hi. That don't mean others haven't seen you."
"I don't like the looks of this." Pushing aside her plate full of
orange-tinted victuals, Mamakitty had risen from the table and moved to the
open space between picnic bench and field fence. "These people aren't very
big, but there are an awful lot of them."
"So what?" A blissfully insouciant Cezer continued to munch contentedly on the
bounty provided by their hosts. A few tails were all that was lacking to
complete the gourmet repast. "They're all cackling and chortling like a giggle
of kittens strung out on catnip."
"What about that?" Oskar remained close to their benefactor. "Can you tell
what they have in mind?"
"Not sure, ahee-ho." Tilgrick waved his wife back into the farmhouse. "I don't
much like Nugwot. He's an officious so-and-so, ho-ho. But we get along well
enough when we have to." He started forward. "Come with me, and we'll see what
he has to say, and why he's brought so many with him."
"I'll come, too," declared Mamakitty.
"No." Surprising himself, Oskar put out a hand to forestall her. Was this
informal "leader" business going to his head? He didn't think so. He would
have insisted she stay back in any case. "One of us is enough. If something
unforeseen should happen, it's better that one of us be in a position to give
advice to the others."
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melon, Cezer looked up and frowned. "Hssst, I can give advice, too, you know!"
"And your point is?" Wearing a smile as wide as he could muster without
cramping his jaw muscles, Oskar accompanied Tilgrick out of the yard, through
a gate, and down one of the many paths that crisscrossed the farmer's
tree-bordered fields.
They met the marchers in the midst of rows of thick, high growths each of
which sported at its apex something like a maturing orange coconut. Up close,
a relieved Oskar could see that none of the marchers carried anything
resembling a weapon. There wasn't even a pitchfork or shovel among them. A few
bore long feathers while others wielded large, delicate fans that were no
doubt employed to ward off the heat and humidity. All regarded him curiously.
"Good afternoon, Nugwot," Tilgrick began. "As you can see, Myssa and I are
having--"
"Woo-hoo-hoo!" the weathered elder interrupted. His chortling was quickly
taken up by the rest of the gathering. "They're big ones they are, yo-ho-ha!
Especially that one with the axe, who I'll wager is no carpenter." Ardent
laughter rolled through the tightly packed throng, buoyant as distant thunder.
"They must be from the humorless Kingdom of Red," snickered someone in the
middle of the assembly, not forgetting to punctuate the comment with a
tellingly sharp chuckle.
"No, no; not at all." Raising his hands and grinning forcefully, Oskar
hastened to reassure them. "My friends and I come from beyond the Kingdom of
Red, from a kingdom encompassing all colors. We mean no harm. We're just
passing through, actually, on a little quest of our own."
"He doesn't laugh," chortled someone humorlessly.
"His smile seems forced," declared another scornfully.
"They'll bring us down-oh," insisted a third with a dynamic hoot and a holler.
Tilgrick rushed to his guests' defense. "Hi-hi-how, you misjudge these good
folk! 'Tis true they don't laugh outright as much as us, but can you blame
them? They are to be pitied for not having the boon of being born in the
Kingdom of Orange. Ha-ha-hoo, it is not for us to criticize those from other
lands, but to help them experience that which we, hi-hi, enjoy as our
birthright."
"Har-hardy-hidy, we'll help them, for sure!" Nugwot's long beard jiggled as he
spoke. "No way will we let outsiders bring us down, curdle our milk, piss on
our peavy, spoil our crops." Turning to gaze at the milling, metronomically
tittering mob, he urged them forward with a wave. "We must help the strangers!
Give them the marigolding!"
Oskar reached for his sword, but too late, as he was overwhelmed by the
unexpected forward surge of the crowd. Going down beneath their raucously
guffawing numbers, he felt something strike at his belly and gasped.
Anticipating pain, he felt none. Expecting to see blood, he saw only his
rippling shirt. Something ephemeral was caressing his stomach.
It was one of the fans, moving lightly back and forth. Something else struck
him under an arm as small but field-strengthened hands pulled at him: one of
the many long feathers the locals carried. Despite his fright, he found
himself starting to giggle, then to chuckle. Within moments, he was laughing
out loud, roaring uncontrollably, his body convulsing with unrestrained
laughter. His arms jerked and his legs kicked, but he was firmly pinned by
weight of numbers.
"The marigolding, the marigolding!" the gathering was chanting--all the while
laughing relentlessly among themselves. They were determined to see that he
had a good time, that he joined them in full, unrestrained mirth. With
feathers and fingers and fans all working skillfully on his helpless body, he
twitched and twisted, snared in the grip of unbridled jocularity. His lungs
heaved and his throat ached, and still they tickled and prickled him.
Why, if this kept on, he thought through the coagulating haze of hilarity, he
might very well laugh himself to death.
Just as he was about to pass out, the feathers and hands fell away, the
shadows of compact, chortling bodies parted. Familiar faces gazed anxiously

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down into his own.
"Are you all right, Oskar?" There was no hint of merriment in Taj's stricken
expression.
"Yes, grayfur, how are you doing?" This from Cezer, equally concerned but
visibly puzzled. "And what are you laughing about so hard? We thought they
were cutting you to ribbons."
Raising his exhausted body to a sitting position, Oskar caught sight of a
beaming but concerned Myssa. "Ask her."
The squat woman's smile widened. "Hi-dee-hee, they wanted to make sure your
presence was in harmony with your surroundings. Next they would have brung the
marigolding to the rest of you." She nodded sagely in Samm's direction.
"Hi-yi-hoo, even to you!"
"They were tickling me." Oskar rose shakily to his feet. "Holding me down and
tickling me."
"I couldn't do anything." Tilgrick was hard put to do more than grin
regretfully. "They wouldn't let me near. I could see what was happening,
though-oh. Nugwot didn't care, the old jokester! In those not born to the
kingdom, hee-hi-hee, marigolding can end in more than laughter."
"Tell me about it." Oskar clutched at his left side, which was throbbing with
pain. "Sometimes laughter hurts--hee-hee-ha."
Sword drawn, Mamakitty was scanning the surrounding crops and forest. "When we
charged, they all melted into the trees." Her gaze found Tilgrick. "What will
happen now?"
"They'll come back for you," their host warned with a somber snicker.
"Already, Nugwot's acolytes will be spreading the word that there are
strangers in the wood whose smiles are forced and who converse without mirth.
They will gather so many farmers and townsfolk that even you, with your
weapons of sharp metal, will be overwhelmed. Then," he glanced apologetically
at the still aching Oskar, "you will all of you be well and thoroughly
marigolded."
"Hey, it's not so bad." The dog-man groaned as he rose to his feet. "For about
two minutes. After that, it's a hilarious slice of hell."
"Marigolding does not injure a true citizen of the kingdom," Myssa informed
them. "Those who are not born to it, however, can"--she had to fight to mouth
the unfamiliar word--"suffer."
"We need to get away from here." Shading her eyes, Cocoa contemplated the
dense tropical forest that both blocked and marked the way eastward. "We need
to leave this place and exit this kingdom as fast as possible. It may be more
overtly friendly than the Kingdom of Red, but it's no less dangerous." To show
she meant no ill will, she smiled warmly at Myssa.
"Yes, yes, ho-ho-hi," agreed Tilgrick readily. "You must flee quick--quick as
you can. I am only a simple farmer, and Myssa and I somewhat a pair of
outcasts. But there is one even crankier than us who lives nearby. A hermit
who is shunned by all for his un-orangeish temperament. Forced to live alone,
he has traveled far and learned many paths and routes we settled folk do not
follow." He turned to his wife.
"Myssa, my love, ha-ha-ho, take our guests back to the house." He turned to
Oskar. "You must finish your eating and drinking, my friend. You will need
your strength for the journey that lies before you. Post a watch, and I will
seek out the hermit Wiliam. When I tell him that there are visitors here of a
disposition similar to his own, I wager he will gladly guide-oh you."
Oskar put a hand on the farmer's shoulder. "How can we ever thank you,
Tilgrick, for your help and hospitality?"
"You already have, hi-hee-har." The stout homunculi's grin grew wider than
ever. "The totally absurd and ridiculous sight of you and your friends tickles
me to the bottom of my soul, and will provide food for laughter for weeks to
come!"
Oskar smiled warningly at Cezer, who looked about to say something. "Vainless
folk that we are, we're always pleased when we have the chance to present the
gift of our ugliness to our friends."

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The recluse Wiliam, when he finally arrived with a proudly gleeful Tilgrick
leading the way, proved to be not the gruff, gloomy dwarf Oskar had expected,
but a rather kindly faced, lightly bearded fellow who was noticeably slimmer
than the farmer. He reminded Oskar of a gerbil the cats had once chased
through the house. Extending a hand, he barely made contact with the
dog-man's.
"You're not what I expected," the pleasantly surprised Oskar told the
homunculus. "You seem--almost normal."
"Don't be taken in by my attitude, ha." Wiliam put both hands behind his back,
interlocking and waggling his hairy fingers. "I'm really a terrible person."
"Yes, I can see that." It was Mamakitty's turn to smile. But not too broadly,
lest she frighten their guide away.
"Everyone else thinks I'm mad," Wiliam put in for good measure. "I'm not, you
know. I just don't find everything so--funny."
"I'm surprised they haven't tried to marigold you." As he spoke, Oskar was
gathering up his small pack and water bag.
"Oh, they have, they have," their guide assured him. "It just doesn't seem to
work on me." He almost, but not quite, managed a real frown. "I don't find the
world very amusing." Turning, he pointed across the farm's neat fields toward
the distant forest. "We need to move fast if we are to avoid Nugwot's
followers. It would be best to be deep into the woods before they return on
the morrow, when they are likely to bring even greater numbers with them."
He hardly chuckled at all when he spoke, Oskar noted. "Then we'll travel by
night and not sleep until morning." Behind him, he heard Cezer sniff.
"Suits me. I'd just as soon be up at night as during the day. Lead on, good
Wiliam, and we will follow--amusedly, or not."
The homunculus eyed him speculatively. "Moving at night through thick forest
doesn't worry you?"
"Not us." Cocoa exuded confidence. "Nearly all of us see rather better in the
dark than you might think. And as Cezer says, we like being up at night."
Nearby, Taj groaned.
Amid a subdued chorus of chuckles and good wishes, they bade farewell to their
uncommonly grumpy benefactors Tilgrick and Myssa, and in the company of their
good-natured guide, started off in single file across the tillage. Moments
later, they entered the tree line and found themselves walking at a
respectable pace through woodland rich in cheerful foliage and giddy, if
largely unseen, fauna.
Scanning the upper reaches of the trees, Oskar detected movement but little in
the way of discernible shape. "So even the animals"--how strange to employ a
term previously used by others to refer to himself, he mused--"hereabouts are
riven by laughter?"
Short of stride but effusive of energy, Wiliam glanced back from his position
in the lead. "In the Kingdom of Orange, mirth and merriment are the lifeblood
of existence. One who laughs large is admired and respected. Those who laugh
little are suspect. Anyone like myself, who finds very little in the world
worthy of a chuckle, is made to feel an outcast by such as those who are
likely to pursue us." He shrugged small, rounded, distinctively hairy
shoulders. "I don't mind. I like being by myself. Frankly, I don't see what's
so funny."
"Lucky for us you know the ways through the forest." Mamakitty made a
conscious attempt to flatter their guide, on whose continued goodwill they
were so dependent.
Wiliam looked over at her. "One forced to dwell in the woods soon learns their
ways. I'm glad to be able to help. Tell me--in the kingdom you come from,
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rarely?"
Oskar recalled some of the late Master Evyndd's more dour visitors, long-faced
men and women for whom sorceral knowledge was the be-all and end-all of
existence. Based on what he had seen, looking up from the Master's feet, it
would take a magic spell or two just to make such people smile.
"I think there are places where you might fit right in, yes. But our 'kingdom'
is very different from yours in many ways you can't imagine." He eyed the
short, heavily bearded gnome thoughtfully. "I'm sure you would be accepted,
but you might not be very comfortable with the manner of acceptance."
"Oh so?" Without breaking stride, their guide passed beneath an orange-blue
tree. Everyone else had to duck to clear the stiff branches. As Oskar passed
underneath, he could have sworn he heard one branch whispering to another,
"Have you heard the one about the redwood and the spruce bush?"
"Then maybe it's better I stay here," Wiliam was saying. "I am tempted,
though. You folk seems such good and kind, such normal people."
Cocoa laughed softly. The purring giggle caused flowers hanging from a nearby
tree to bend delightedly in her direction. "Wiliam, you have no idea."
While it was impossible to tell for certain how much ground they had covered,
it was not so very many days before they began to notice a definite lightening
of the colors surrounding them. Perhaps the Kingdom of Orange was not so great
, in extent as the Kingdom of Red, Oskar mused. Or maybe it was because, with
a local to guide them, they were traveling in a straight line across the
breadth of the territory. While the humidity remained oppressive, within the
shadow of the forest canopy it was not unbearable. Certainly the subtle shift
in colors was as perceptible as it was abrupt.
"We are approaching the Kingdom of Yellow," Wiliam informed them in response
to their queries concerning the current chromatic imparity. "Unlike the
frontier we share with the crimson kingdom to the west, here there is no river
to mark the boundary. By this afternoon you will find yourselves marching
through a new color, in a new land."
A perceptible jauntiness had entered Taj's step, notwithstanding the slight
jaundice that seemed to have infected everyone's appearance. "I think I should
be quite at home in the Kingdom of Yellow." He grinned in anticipation. "I'm
looking forward to having my natural coloring back, if only until we pass into
the kingdom after that."
"Which, I imagine, would be the Kingdom of Green." Those limbs and branches
Samm could not duck beneath, he effortlessly pushed aside. "We are making good
progress."
"I don't know what lies beyond the Kingdom of Yellow." Wiliam expressed his
regrets. "We all of us cling to our respective homelands. But you will find
the yellow lands as different from here as the country of orange is from the
aggressive Kingdom of Red."
"In what way?" Oskar inquired.
"Well, for one thing--" Wiliam began.
He did not have an opportunity to finish either the sentence or the
explanation. Without warning, several figures emerged from the undergrowth
directly ahead to block the travelers' path. Despite the deep orange cast the
local light gave to their skin and the curving dark glasses they wore to
shield their eyes from the light of the sun, they were immediately
recognizable.
Oskar's right hand dropped to the hilt of his sword. Behind him, his
companions likewise made ready to draw their weapons. Samm unslung the great
axe from his back.
More puzzled than startled, Wiliam looked from the newcomers to his tall
friends. "You know these people?"
"We have made each other's acquaintance." There was neither lightness nor
levity in the words Oskar directed to those blocking the trail. "Hello, Quoll.
What brings you and your tailless puke-pail pals to this part of the
world-run?"
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diffidently. "You, of course. Did you think we would give up simply because
you managed to stumble into a rainbow? When I explained what had transpired to
the Khaxan Mundurucu, they soon determined what had occurred, and through the
appropriate incantation made it possible for us to follow you even here. The
difference is, we entered the same rainbow as you, but via a different color.
This color. The Mundurucu said this would be the best place to enter, to
confront you. As you see, they were right. The Khaxan Mundurucu are always
right." He smiled down his rodentlike nose. "Please to understand, there is no
escaping them even in these strange lands of color."
Leaning in Oskar's direction, Mamakitty whispered tersely to her friend.
"That's interesting: the 'Khaxan Mundurucu' is a 'they' not an individual."
"Such information is of no use to you," Ruut declared unpleasantly,
overhearing her whisper easily, "since you're going to die anyway."
"I think not." As Oskar drew his sword, the sound was echoed by that of his
companions drawing their own weapons.
"Or have you forgotten that before we entered the moonbow, we easily kept you
three flouncing cadavers at bay?" Beside him, Wiliam's gaze was flicking
warily from the travelers he knew to the three menacing strangers he did not.
"Not so easily, as I recall." Ratha made no move to display a blade of her
own. "We were diving hard on you when you disappeared."
"Let's rush 'em," Cezer whispered. "We can overpower them before they can pull
their weapons."
"Come to think of it," Taj added, "where are their crossbows? I see only long
knives slung from their belts."
"We did not bring our crossbows with us." Ruut's smile revealed the narrow,
elongated canines through which he and his slightly more attractive cousin
extracted the lifeblood of others. "Please to realize that this time we have
no need of such clumsy devices."
"Ah," murmured Cezer, "then you won't be surprised when I run you through with
this clumsy device of my own." Whereupon he raised his sword and charged.
"Cezer, no!" Mamakitty shouted. As well try to restrain an angry shout as
their fellow cat-man. Cursing, Oskar raised his own weapon as the other man
rushed past him in a blur of silk and steel.
Blade upraised, Cezer brought it down in a long, sweeping curve aimed directly
at Quoll's head. The object of the attack did not attempt to retreat, or use
his remarkable quickness to try and evade the blow. Instead, he raised his
left hand and uttered a short, sharp bark notable for its peculiar timbre. It
was a most peculiar intonation.
From the exposed fangs of his smiling associates there shot forth thin threads
of stiffening blood. In the manner of ordinary blood, as soon as they made
contact with the open air, they began to coagulate. Like so many slender
red-orange ropes, they wrapped whiplike around the onrushing Cezer.
Before his sword could be brought down to strike the edgy, staring quoll, it
was tightly bound by the solidifying, constricting strands. So was the rest of
the struggling swordsman, who soon found himself enveloped from head to foot.
Taking a step forward, Quoll reached out and with one hand gave the raging,
muffled figure of Cezer a sharp shove. The helpless, bound swordsman promptly
toppled over backward, hitting the ground hard. He lay there, his sword bound
to his side, struggling furiously but futilely.
Oskar's fingers tightened on his own weapon. The fury of his wolf ancestors
burned in his eyes. At least, he hoped it did. The fury of Airedale ancestors
did not carry quite the same inspirational cachet. "What have you done to
him?"
"Restrained him." Quoll turned red-orange eyes on the softly growling Oskar.
"Would you have preferred that I killed him? Easy enough to do, you know."
Like his animal self, the quoll was in constant motion, willing landlord of a
metabolism set permanently on overdrive. "I could simply have directed the
gluey expectorations of my companions to seal off his nose and mouth as well
as his arms and legs."
"Why didn't you?" Cocoa's own sword dangled ready at her side.

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"Because we are commanded by the Khaxan Mundurucu to bring as many of you as
possible back alive. For questioning." His jittery smirk returned full
strength. "I regret I will probably not be allowed to attend those sessions,
which promise to be wonderfully entertaining. You, I think, will not enjoy
them as much."
"How did you do that?" Wiliam indicated the now taut strands of organic
red-orange that bound Cezer securely.
"One has no need of swords and crossbows when one has access to magic."
Ignoring the curious gnome, Quoll kept his attention focused on Oskar. "The
Khaxan Mundurucu take no chances. In sending us here, and suspecting that at
least one among you may be a transformed disciple of the demised mage Evyndd,
they prepared us accordingly. Not wishing to mete out too much power even to
those who serve them, they armed us with certain skills that are only reliable
when we three act in concert. Does that make you feel more confident? If so,
then why not have at me in the manner of your uncomfortably cocooned
companion?" Long whiskers twitched in the direction of the prone, bound Cezer.
"My companions and I could use the exercise."
Samm hefted his axe, biding his time, watching and waiting for a possible
opening. "The Mundurucu must have great confidence in you to send you after us
again, since you failed so miserably in your task on the previous occasion."
Quoll's smirk vanished, and he glared at the giant. Of them all, the ferocious
former marsupial feared only the ex-serpent. A big snake like Samm would
readily and easily have made a quick meal of an incautious quoll, sharp teeth
and uncommon energy notwithstanding. No matter how complete, no physical
transformation from animal to human could entirely erase such primeval fears.
"Your come-down will be as complete as that of your companions, constrictor.
If you don't believe me, please to try it and see." Samm did not move.
Instead, he continued to stare in his customary, unblinking fashion directly
into the quoll's eyes. Discomfited, their adversary was finally forced to look
away. "As for the consequences of the outcome of our previous confrontation,
the Mundurucu are as forgiving as they are all-powerful." Holding up his left
hand, he exposed his four remaining fingers, the fifth having been recently
and violently reduced in length by three-quarters. "In their benevolence and
mercy, this was all the punishment they meted out."
From the back of the group, Taj piped up unexpectedly. "I'll bet when you show
up again without us, they'll slice off three-quarters of a different part of
you. Want to know which part I think that will be?"
"You're next, you sniveling little flesh-strip of a grounded chorister!"
Raising his lethal right hand, the quoll took a threatening step forward. As
he did so, his two caped companions opened their mouths wide.
"Stop!"
Taken momentarily aback by the source of the interruption, Quoll hesitated,
arm still outstretched, lips parted to declaim the incantation with which he
had been gifted by the Mundurucu. His furry brows creased as he regarded the
undersize inhabitant of Orange.
"What do you want? This doesn't concern you and needn't involve you. Unless,"
he added after an ominous pause, "you wish it to."
"I just have one thing to say. Then you can get on about your business."
When Quoll hesitated, Oskar appropriated the ensuing silence. "Let him go. As
you say, this needn't concern him, and the Mundurucu won't want him for
anything."
The rodent-faced assassin's head twitched once. "Speak your say, then, and
leave us to the business that is none of yours."
"So I shall." Drawing himself up as much as he could (which was not very much
at all) and pulling his beard out of the way, Wiliam began to declaim with
utmost solemnity. "There once was a gimp from Doklafa, who noidled his nurse
in the patla--"
Oskar and his friends gaped at their thickset guide as he rambled on. For
their part, Quoll and his companions likewise stared and listened uncertainly.
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most unusual thing began to happen.
Mamakitty was first to notice the metamorphosis. It began as a hint of a smile
on Oskar's face. The hint taken, it quickly matured into a wide grin. Next to
her, Cocoa was blushing orange-pink as the rhyming tale jogged serenely to
comic fruition. Taj had already begun to snicker, and even the always stolid
Samm was smiling broadly. Soon the lot of them were chuckling, then guffawing,
and finally roaring with uncontrollable laughter.
Teardrops ran down Mamakitty's face as Wiliam, without pausing or losing
semantic stride, segued smoothly into a second story, this one twice as funny
as the first. Far more importantly, she noticed through her tears, was that
despite their best efforts to resist both the content and consequences of the
guide's recitation, Quoll, Ratha, and Ruut were equally overcome with bouts of
ungovernable jollity. The bat-folk in particular were unable to shut out the
goblinish monologue.
Between snatches of his steady stream of irresistible japery, Wiliam managed
to slip a word or two of more serious significance to the belly-clutching
Oskar.
"Hurry now! I will hold them as long as I can."
"But how on--ho-ho-har!--how are you--hee-hee-ha!--doing (gasp) this?" Sides
aching, laughing so hard it took him several tries, he sheathed his sword and
beckoned for his companions to follow him. Chortling and crying, they
proceeded to cut Cezer free from his bonds. The unavoidable trembling induced
by their side-splitting laughter caused some of their sword and knife strikes
to slip and slide dangerously as they hacked the red-orange strands from his
sides. Intending to upbraid them for their clumsiness, Cezer instead collapsed
in one gale of laughter after another.
Helping him to his feet, the travelers stumbled and tottered past their
tormentors. Quoll turned and tried to follow, but by now was laughing so hard
he could barely stand erect. Frantically desirous of shutting out the bearded
homunculi's hysterically funny and thoroughly incapacitating words, he found
that he could not do so. The unrelenting, continuous spate of incorrigible
raillery had him and his fanged associates virtually paralyzed with mirth.
"Believe me," Wiliam chuckle-spoke to Oskar as the latter prepared to follow
his companions into the depths of the vastly amusing forest, "this isn't easy
for me. But just because I don't share the overweening desire of my fellows to
see who can outgiggle the next doesn't mean I'm incapable of jocularity
myself. In fact, you might almost say that living alone and apart has
sharpened my ability to blend harmoniously with a kingdom that rise and falls,
lives and dies, on merriment."
"Look--ha-ha-ha!--out!" Oskar shouted warningly.
As Wiliam whirled, Quoll slashed downward. But before his very real and
unethereal, unspell-cast knife could strike, the little gnome delivered a
punch line that caught the assassin square in his funny bone. The resultant
involuntary cackle caused the quoll to clutch at his middle and bend double
with laughter while crumpling to the ground. Behind him, Ruut and Ratha were
writhing on the moist earth, caught up in paroxysms of unmanageable hysteria.
"Hurry!" Wiliam urged the laughing, weeping man staggering gratefully behind
him. "Slight sorcery is no match for strong humor, but there is a limit to
what even a really good joke can accomplish."
"How--har-har-hee!--how long can you--ho-ho-har!--keep this up?" Oskar gasped
weakly.
"Long enough, I think," Wiliam chortle-assured him. "By the time you have
crossed into the Kingdom of Yellow, Nugwot and his followers will be here.
When they arrive, I can turn the restraining and joke-telling over to them. Go
now, and in a quiet moment, when you are safe and secure, salute me with a
drink--and try not to spit all over yourself when you are doing so."
Barely able to nod, Oskar turned and hurried after his companions. As Wiliam's
steady singsong of silliness faded behind him, swallowed up by exotic
orange-tinted trees and flowers that were all leaning in the gnome's direction
to partake of the inspired buffoonery, the dog-man gradually regained control

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of his emotions. So did his companions, though there were moments in the
ensuing hours where Cezer might find himself meeting Taj's glance, or
Mamakitty encountered Cocoa's, whereupon all concerned would burst out
spontaneously at the recollection of what had just transpired.
"You know," an aching Taj was saying much later, "it occurs to me that if you
substituted a cross-eyed cow for the Maid of Milkow in good Wiliam's last
soliloquy, then the payoff would be not only twice as funny, but--"
"For Bubastis's sake," Cocoa admonished him, "don't make me laugh any more!"
Wincing slightly, she clutched at her left side just below the lowermost rib.
"My insides already feel as if they've been taken apart and put back together
again with string and spittle."
"Maybe that's what's happened to Quoll and the other two." As he picked his
way through the forest, Cezer continued to groom gruesome little bits of
red-orange goo out of his hair and clothing. While doing so, he lamented the
fact that in his present form he could not reach certain multiple problem
areas with his tongue. "With luck, maybe Wiliam made them laugh so hard they
exploded."
From time to time they were distracted by a crashing or thumping in the woods
behind them. At such moments they would draw their weapons and assume
defensive postures and positions. Each time, it turned out to be nothing more
than some eccentric forest dweller, chuckling and chortling its way through
the weald. Catching sight of the travelers, it would invariably emit a burst
of startled laughter before whirling and sprinting off in the opposite
direction.
Even the food here was happy. Prey perished beneath their weapons with nary a
scream, inevitably expiring with a smile on its face and a last, gasping
giggle. Fruit coughed amusedly when plucked from vines or branches, and
berries tittered in squeaky, high-pitched tones when popped between hungry
teeth.
Making a face, Cocoa flung one snickering pit from her lips and chewed
reluctantly on the sweet pulp that filled her mouth. "The sooner we're out of
these woods, the better I'll like it. I prefer my food dead silent, not
mocking me as I eat."
"Could be worse." Oskar glanced back over a shoulder. "It could fight back."
"Let it fight," she snapped at him. "I like my food to resist a little. What
good is a mouse that won't try to escape? Where's the fun in that?" Her
expression crinkled. "I don't think I could kill a mouse that giggled at me."
"Hush." Mamakitty raised a hand, and those behind her slowed. "I think the
forest is opening up. The light is growing brighter, too."
Conversation ceased as they made their way forward at a more cautious pace.
Not knowing what to expect, they had learned in the course of crossing between
two kingdoms to be ready for anything. Or so they thought. They were not
prepared for the sight that greeted them as they stepped out of the thick
foliage.
The daylight had certainly changed. Not only had it grown brighter, but their
surroundings were now tinged with an intense lemony yellow. It was almost
normal, and would have been more so had not the tawny tint overwhelmed all
else: the brush and high grass that had replaced the forest, the lazy
yellowish stream that flowed from north to south in front of them, the
translucent flying creatures that soared high overhead in the depths of a
saffron sky.
And the gigantic wall of massive cut limestone that paralleled the stream and
completely blocked their way eastward.
Oskar had to tilt his head back to squint all the way to the top of the
Brobdingnagian barrier. At first glance, it looked as solid as it was high.
Closer inspection revealed that it was indeed constructed of impenetrable,
immovable, yellowish rock. No facade raised by desperate magic, it had been
piled up block by block to discourage intruders. It certainly discouraged
Oskar and his companions.
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the wall.
"We certainly can't go over it." Standing beside the little stream that ran
along the base of the bulwark, Oskar cast an uneasy glance back the way they
had come. Were Quoll and his vampiric companions even now being well and
thoroughly marigolded by Nugwot and his followers, or had they managed to
break free, and were they at this very moment racing through the forest to
overtake their fleeing quarry?
"There was a time when I could have." Taj sounded wistful.
"Over here!" Having hiked a little ways downstream from the others, Cezer was
beckoning for them to join him.
"What is it?" Oskar called out, cupping his hands in front of his mouth. "A
way over?"
"Not over." Cezer was standing up against the wall, nearly hidden by the
oh-so-slight curvature of the barrier. "But maybe through."
The gate was massive. Fashioned of heavy wooden planks embellished with
intricately carved whorls and spirals and braced with iron, it loomed over
their heads, reaching almost to the top of the smooth-sided stone rampart.
Mamakitty was the first to note the similarities among the numerous designs
that decorated the wall.
"See?" With a finger she traced one particularly elaborate cochlear shape.
"Lines radiate from each corkscrew design, sometimes connecting multiple
carvings. I think each one must, in one way or another, represent the sun."
"There are dozens of different kinds." Kneeling, Taj was examining a large
disc form near the base of the gate. "Here's one with a multitude of internal
coils."
"And here's another that shows some kind of flames spurting from the edge."
Cezer laughed. "Whoever carved these didn't know what they were doing. I mean,
certainly the sun is hot, but it's not on fire!"
"I suppose it's understandable that the people of this country pay a lot of
attention to the sun." Oskar was studying the cast iron hinges and bands that
held the enormous doors together. "After all, this is the Kingdom of Yellow."
"A kingdom is a kingdom." Retreating to the edge of the glistening rill, Cezer
tilted back his head to study the top of the barrier. "If I can climb half as
well as I used to, I'm pretty certain I can make it to the top of this gate."
"So am I," concurred Mamakitty, "and likely Cocoa as well. But where does that
leave the others?"
"It's too much for me." Oskar stood alongside Cezer. "I never was much of a
climber. Somehow I don't think I can dig under this fence, either." As for
Samm, the giant's comment on the barrier before them took the form of a single
grunt. His thick fingers would never be able to gain a purchase on the grainy
grouting between the stones or the thin cracks in the rocks themselves.
"Then we're stuck." Mamakitty was not giving up, but she was clearly
discouraged.
"Not necessarily." Cocoa was examining the wall. "If some of us can get over,
we can try and open the gate from the other side."
"What if the gatekeepers object to your intentions?" Mamakitty asked her.
She frowned. "What gatekeepers? I don't see or hear any gatekeepers."
"Exactly my point. Why should they have to watch a gate as big and solid and
strongly made as this one? But if there's some kind of guard post or station
on the other side, you can be sure they'll be watching you as you climb down.
We don't know how they'll react. We don't even know what they might look
like."
"Why don't we just ask them?"
Everyone turned to where Taj was standing next to the gate. "And just how do
you propose we go about doing that?" Cezer inquired acerbically.
Turning slightly, Taj pressed both hands against the door behind him and
pushed. From within the massive wooden gate there arose a profound creaking as
it swung slightly inward. Smiling apologetically, Taj replied to his
questioner.
"It's not locked."

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One by one, they approached the narrow opening Taj had accidentally discovered
and peered through the gate. Though only a small gap, it was enough to permit
them to see clearly within. The panorama that greeted their anxious, impatient
gazes was sufficient to banish any fears.
The light within the Kingdom of Yellow was almost normal. Not to the point of
allowing other colors to exist, but close enough to what they remembered from
home so the travelers felt more comfortable with what they were seeing than at
any time since they had entered the rainbow. It was a pleasant, comforting
light that imparted a warm glow to everything it touched upon--this although
the sky was noticeably overcast, to the point where the visitors cast no
shadows upon the yellowish ground.
There was no guard post, no barracks full of angry gatekeepers waiting to
challenge those with the temerity to simply walk in. Instead, fields of waving
wheatlike grass stretched to the distant horizon, interrupted only by isolated
thickets of slender, buttery-yellow trees that rose from the flavescent
savanna like stiff whiskers on a cat's face. There was just enough of a breeze
to moderate the temperature, which itself was far from unpleasant. The air had
a bracing freshness to it that had been lacking in the torpid kingdoms of Red
and Orange, and was suffused with a faint perfume Oskar could not identify.
They could not see the color of the sky, hidden as it was by the yellowish
gray overcast. The occasional stronger breeze whistling in their ears, they
stepped cautiously through the gap and into the kingdom. Having been the one
to open the door, Taj thoughtfully closed it behind him. Looking down at
himself, he saw that he was once again a delightful yellow.
Stretching his arms high and wide, Cezer inhaled deeply of the pure, delicious
air. "What a wonderful place! If we weren't in such a hurry, I'd lie down
right here and now and have a nap."
"Have you forgotten that Nugwot and his followers may still be on our trail?"
Cocoa reminded him. "Not to mention Quoll and his bloodsucking pair of
retainers."
"With any luck, by now Quoll and the others should be thoroughly marigolded.
As for Nugwot and his happy-sappy sycophants, even if they are uncompromising
enough to continue their pursuit, I don't think they're likely to give us any
trouble for a long time, if ever." Shyly, Taj stepped aside to reveal the
single large, iron bolt he had thrown. The enormous gate was now locked
securely behind them.
"Good for you, featherhead!" Strolling over, Cezer clapped the smaller man
hard enough across the shoulders to bruise the skin, following which
substantial gesture of affection he yawned and began to inspect the ground.
"Now, who else is for that nap?"
"We can't just curl up and go to sleep in the middle of the day," Mamakitty
admonished him firmly. "Cats do that. Not people on a mission."
"Grouchy old sardine-head," Cezer muttered.
Deep yellow-green eyes narrowed. "What did you say?"
The swordsman sighed resignedly. "That when night arrives I'll be ready to
crouch on my bed. Which way?" Being human, he mused, was far from being all
wonderment and delight.
Oskar considered the height of the sun and the balance of the fine day that
remained to them. "East, my friend. Always east, until we come to the place
where the white light is to be found."
"If there is such a place," Cezer grumbled as he fell into line.
In truth, as the day wore on, Oskar found it harder and harder to keep from
seconding Cezer's sleepy-time suggestion. The air, the temperature, the
occasional gentle warm breeze, the soft saffron-stained herbage underfoot,
combined to induce within him a growing lassitude he had not allowed himself

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to feel for many days. The thought of lying down and drifting off, of letting
himself be lifted gently into the arms of blissful midday sleep, was something
he had to fight against with every step.
Where would be the harm? he told himself. With the great gate fastened behind
them, their rear was secure. No pursuit, no matter how determined or
fanatical, could reach them from the Kingdom of Orange. In all the time they
had been traipsing across the golden savanna, no threat had manifested itself.
If not an entirely benign land, this Kingdom of Yellow was surely bound to be
more obliging than the two they had already traversed.
Unable at last to stand it any longer, with the lure of a nap threatening to
drag him bodily down to the inviting earth, he put the proposal before
Mamakitty a second time. Perhaps the long walk, he thought, had made her more
amenable. Her response surprised him.
"You're our leader, Oskar. If you think this is an appropriate time and place
for a nap, then you need to say so."
A quick glance at the rest of his companions was enough to give him the answer
he sought. "A rest will do us good. Be a refreshing change. Who knows when
we'll have the opportunity again?" He indicated a nearby pond, from which
sprouted lemon-tinted reeds with hollow stems that whistled lullabies in the
gentle wind. "This place is perfect. We'll set a watch," he concluded.
That was sufficient to satisfy the always wary Mamakitty, who, truth be told,
had herself gazed longingly at every potentially soft spot on the ground ever
since they had left the great wall behind. With Cocoa volunteering to take the
first watch, she curled up against a pile of cushiony fungi and was almost
instantly asleep. She was followed by the others, with not one of them having
yet bothered to wonder why so seemingly benevolent a country needed so
colossal a defensive fortification.
Later, having been wakened from several hours of perfect somnolence, a much
refreshed Oskar had been on watch for less than twenty minutes when he
detected movement in the tawny grass. No ordinary human would have noticed the
slight stirring, but like his companions in trek, Oskar possessed senses far
more sensitive than those of his former masters.
He did not draw his sword. Neither did he wake his friends. The stirring
bespoke no immediate threat. A wandering animal, perhaps, passing through or
simply curious. They had seen precious little wildlife since leaving the
Kingdom of Orange. He concentrated on the area of the movement without staring
in its direction, ready to pounce or leap aside should the situation require a
rapid reaction.
It did not, though some sort of calculated response was surely in order. As
the sun finally began to emerge from behind the cloud cover, a line of little
people emerged from the high sedge and came toward him. Unlike their former
guide Wiliam or the other inhabitants of the Kingdom of Orange, these folk
were perfectly proportioned and no hairier than an ordinary human. None stood
taller than the dog-man's waist. Had he been standing on all fours, they would
have found themselves eye to eye. Men and women walked together, side by side.
They were smartly but not lavishly attired. Each carried an unusually large
fan or shield fashioned from some woven, yellowish beige plant material. As
the setting sun peeked out from beneath the dissipating clouds, these were
raised into place to shield them completely from evening rays. So precisely
and uniformly did they perform this maneuver that Oskar was reminded of the
time he had seen a troop of passing soldiers present their swords in salute to
Master Evyndd.
While the body of the line halted, the diminutive woman in the lead continued
to advance. Imbued now as he was with human feelings and desires, Oskar
decided that she was attractive enough, though mating was not at the forefront
of his thoughts. Instead, he found himself focusing on the jeweled knife she
wore at her waist. The blade was longer than her short, woven skirt, the tip
reaching nearly to her knee. Her companions carried similar finely wrought
weapons, though none were drawn. Still, the potential for danger was there.
With a shout, he woke his slumbering companions.

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Halting a short distance away as they rose to their feet, she studied the tall
strangers. Her gaze lingered slightly longer, as did those of her fellows, on
the massive bulk of Samm hovering silently at the rear of the group. When she
finally spoke, her words were directed at the nearest traveler, who happened
to be Oskar.
"Some of our youths hunting near the great gate saw you enter. As soon as the
village was informed of your coming, we organized this welcoming party." With
a supple sweep of one arm she indicated the cortege behind her. "We do not
recognize your origin. You are obviously not citizens of the Kingdom of
Orange, nor of Green." Leaning to one side, she peered behind Oskar, where
there was nothing but weak evening shadow. "Where do you come from? I, the
Princess Ourie, entreat the favor of a reply."
Oskar found he was getting used to answering this apparently inevitable
question. He proceeded to provide as reasonable an explanation for their
presence as he could. While he did so, Taj leaned close to whisper to Cocoa.
"I don't think we have anything to fear from these folk. Not only are they
very much smaller than us, from the way their heads keep twisting around and
their eyes keep darting constantly from place to place, they look like they're
afraid of their own shadows."
The little woman spoke again. "So your intention is not to linger among us,
but to move on as swiftly as possible to the Kingdom of Green?"
"That's right," Oskar replied. "Any help or guidance you can give us will be
much appreciated."
"Guidance? Help?" She looked at him as if he had taken leave of his senses.
"To reach our neighboring Kingdom of Green you must cross the Great Rift. None
among us dare try it, but we will not stop you. There is no way around the
Rift, and no safe passage through it, though as strangers of unknown origin
and powers you may have more success than we." She eyed him thoughtfully, her
voice unchanging. "Most probably, you will die."
"That's what I like to hear every time we arrive somewhere new," Cezer
remarked dryly. "Encouragement."
"This rift." Mamakitty moved up to stand alongside Oskar.
"Is it a wide canyon, or just a gully with steep sides? There are good
climbers among us."
"It is not a question of climbing, but of avoiding the danger that lurks
within," the wee royalty informed her. "And as you must know, for you all seem
to be of at least moderate intelligence, that which is always with one can
never be avoided."
"Petite, beautiful, and vague." Sensing extended conversation, Cezer had
assumed a cross-legged sitting position on the invitingly warm ground. There
was now enough sunlight for his shadow to join him. "Not how I like my
females."
"I wouldn't concern myself about it," observed Cocoa pointedly. "She doesn't
exactly seem to be clamoring for your attentions."
"How could you be so sure we were strangers here?" Mamakitty eyed the princess
curiously. "Mightn't we have come from some far distant part of the Kingdom of
Yellow?"
The highborn shook her head firmly. "Your foreign origins are immediately
apparent. Not only are you not Slevish"--she indicated the patiently waiting
retinue strung out behind her--"but you carry among you not a single kwavin
with which to protect yourselves."
"I guess we don't," confessed Oskar. "Just to satisfy my curiosity, what's a
kwavin?"
Her responsive, dewy-eyed gaze was moist with compassion. "That you have no
thought or notion of the most vital piece of Slevish attire surely proves your
ignorance of this land. It is fortunate for you that you arrived on such a
cloudy day." Her gaze swept past him to encompass his waiting, watching
companions. "You must come with us, quickly, so that we can make kwavins for
you all. Without them you will not live long in this country." She gestured in
the direction of the now distant great wall. "Those who arrive kwavinless

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invariably perish before we can help them." With an air of majesty swirling
about her that was most impressive for her size, she turned and moved to
rejoin her retinue.
Cezer rose to join Oskar and Mamakitty. There was a twinkle in his eye.
"Pretty little thing. I wouldn't mind chasing her tail--if she had one. What
was that all about?"
Oskar scratched absently at his left ear. "It seems we're all in great danger
unless we allow them to provide us with something called a kwavin." He glanced
upward. "Apparently it has something to do with the sky. Whatever the danger
she was referring to, the clouds protected us from it."
The swordsman sniffed. "Cats don't get sunburned, if that's what she's talking
about. But if they want to give us some kind of talisman or charm for free,
that's fine with me. What's a kwavin?"
"I don't know. I asked, but she never got around to telling me. She's very
nice, but her manner is a little on the imperious side."
"Well, ssst, as long as this kwavin thing doesn't require any tiresome
contribution on our part. Something like body modification, say, or the
payment of some outrageous fee." Reaching up, he felt of the small notch in
his right ear. Mamakitty had taken it out of him when, as a kitten, he was
even more generally obnoxious than he was now.
"Until we know what a kwavin is, there's no point in assuming the worst."
Squinting toward the setting sun, Mamakitty set off in the wake of the
princess. For an instant, something seemed to hold her back, but it soon
dropped away. Rested and relaxed, her friends followed.
When they turned to retrace their steps, the line of marchers swiftly and as
precisely as a coordinated dance team shifted the elaborately decorated
sunshades they carried from their left sides to the right, to ward off the
last rays of the setting sun. Oskar found his curiosity piqued by the
unexpectedly energetic move. Were the Slevish demonstrating their martial
efficiency, utilizing shades in place of pikes? Did the balletic gesture have
some unknown religious significance? Were they trying to impress the bigger
strangers with an unspoken ability to coordinate their actions? Or, bearing in
mind Cezer's earlier comment, was their skin simply excessively sensitive to
the effects of direct sunlight?
Though certainly a possibility, the latter seemed unlikely. While decidedly
pale, the Slevish were not albinos. Even with the lemony cast the ambient
light conferred upon everything it touched, he could tell that the flesh of
the little folk was not particularly white. Nor did the cloud-muted light that
had bathed him and his friends ever since they had entered the Kingdom of
Yellow feel in any way unnatural. On the contrary, it was as warm and pleasant
as the land it nourished. No, the plethora of carefully deployed sunshades
must serve some other, ceremonial purpose beyond simply shielding their
holders from ordinary daylight. He would put the question to Princess Ourie
when next the opportunity presented itself.
If the much smaller Slevish were intimidated by their visitors, they showed no
sign of it--though Oskar caught one or two glancing uncertainly in Samm's
direction. The snake-man was so very much larger, they could not help but
consider his presence. As the long column crossed several thickly vegetated
hills, he noted with approval that even in the company of their new hosts,
progress continued to be made eastward. They were sacrificing no time by
accompanying the Slevish.
The community situated on the shore of a vast, yellow-tinged lake was more a
large village than a small town. Despite the presence of hundreds of
dwellings, there was no central square and no structure higher than two
stories. Perfectly formed Slevish children, active and bright-eyed as a
wizard's toys, congregated in batches to gawk at the towering strangers. They
clustered around Oskar and Mamakitty, Cocoa and Cezer and Taj, but shied
uneasily away from the perambulating man-mountain that was Samm. Though it was
in no wise his fault, he could not entirely escape certain intangible
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Ourie led them through the village and down to the lakeshore. Dozens of
willowy, low-slung outriggers rested on the yellow-white sand like beached
scarecrows. Fishing nets hung on drying poles, oddly aligned with the setting
sun instead of spread against it to take maximum advantage of its drying rays.
A few children ran along the beach, laughing and playing, while adults sat and
worked at cleaning fish, salamanders, and frogs, or mending nets, or repairing
boats. All those not seated in the shade, Oskar noted with bemused interest,
carried the by now familiar woven shades to shield them from the sun. Clearly
no one went outside, even for a short stroll, without one of the omnipresent
shades.
What was it with these otherwise perfectly healthy-looking people that forced
them to so assiduously hide from the sun's seemingly beneficent rays? He
really must ask the princess the first chance he got, Oskar decided.
That the matter of constant shading involved only sunshine was confirmed when
it finally set. When the last direct rays had faded, people immediately began
to emerge from the cover of their shelters, and to put down the woven shades
they had been carrying. A palpable sense of relief rippled through the
community. Cezer, Cocoa, and the others took only casual notice of the change.
Only Oskar and Mamakitty, with whom he had been discussing the curious
business, wondered at the abrupt transformation.
Ourie beckoned for them to join her, and they soon found themselves seated by
the shore of the vast lake. Women of the Slevish, each one more petite and
attractive than the next, were seated on the sand or on benches weaving a
number of the intricate sunshades that were obviously a vital component of
village life. The princess introduced the visitors to these skilled weavers.
Those singled out by the greeting smiled ingratiatingly at their guests while
practiced fingers flew without pause, effortlessly braiding fronds and leaves
into oversize, lightweight sunscreens. So large were the particular examples
they were working on that when finished, they would be big enough to shield
Oskar or any of his friends from the effects of the sun. Near the back, four
women were working together on a most monstrous shade indeed, which Oskar
suspected could only be intended for Samm. Interestingly, they worked on into
the gathering darkness without benefit of torch or firelight. Drawn in spite
of themselves, Cezer and Cocoa sat and began playing with the ends of the
bobbing, fluttering fronds.
"Let me guess," Oskar ventured to their royal hostess. "A kwavin is one of
these sunshades."
She nodded briskly. "These we make as gifts to you. It is part of our
birthright not to allow the ignorant to perish from their ignorance."
"That's kind of them, but not exactly flattering," Taj whispered to Samm.
Stepping forward, Cezer admired both the skilled handiwork and the delicate
features of the Slevish women. "I don't want to insult them by refusing a
gift, but I happen to enjoy walking in the sunshine. The weather here is
delightful, and I'd just as soon not have to bother with lugging around a
shade, or kwavin, or whatever."
"But you must!" Princess Ourie turned limpid eyes on the charmed cat-man.
Gazing into them, he was reminded of a snapper whose head he had once consumed
with great relish. "Without kwavins, you will die even before you reach the
Great Rift. Do you not remember what I said about being unable to escape that
which you carry within yourselves?"
Cezer responded with a gesture that, had the princess understood its meaning,
might have offended her. "I'm not romping through beautiful country in perfect
weather carrying around some stupid sunscreen. If the rest of you want to be
polite and do so, that's your business." He walked down to the water's edge
and found a comfortable patch of sand on which to flop. A sliver of
silver-yellow moon was rising in the distance, painting the image of a molten
staircase on the rippling waters.
Kneeling beside the princess to bring his face closer to hers, Oskar murmured
politely. "Please excuse my friend. He's somewhat headstrong. It's his nature,
and he can't help himself. Tell me; what danger do we face that lies within

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ourselves, and in the depths of this great rift, that requires us to carry
sunscreens with us wherever we go? I confess I don't understand."
"Nor do any of us," added Mamakitty from nearby.
Oskar's contriteness melted a little of the anger Cezer's intemperate words
had engendered in the princess. "Come in the morning and you will see." She
nodded in Cezer's direction, where the cat-man was lying contentedly on the
warm sand. "Your friend will show you."
Not even Taj, who was the smallest of the visitors, could fit comfortably
within one of the numerous huts, but the travelers did not suffer from their
lack of shelter. Night proved as benign as day in this marvelous country, and
they slept content and confident by the shore of the lake. Samm in particular
luxuriated in near-familiar surroundings, digging in until his body was
completely covered by the warm sand. Within the village, all seemed equally
peaceful and happy. Nary a child cried, and those natives who worked through
the night were careful to keep their conversations to a whisper so as not to
disturb their neighbors.
It was difficult, Oskar reflected as he lay down among his companions, to
envision what danger could so unsettle the princess and her apparently
contented people. That they dealt daily with whatever it was he had no doubt.
That it was serious in nature he also conceded. He simply could not imagine
what it was. If it was as deadly dangerous as Ourie insisted, it seemed
unlikely it could be deflected by something as simple as a woven sunscreen.
Try as he might, he could not resolve the apparent contradictions.
His head beginning to throb from the effort of trying to envision the
unimaginable, he put everything aside in favor of getting some serious rest.
In his former body, sleeping was something he had always been good at.
He felt soft skin brush up against his shoulder as a limber shape sat down
next to him. Cocoa tried to sit back on her haunches, only to discover, as
always, that in her present form she was in possession of too much leg and not
enough haunch. She settled for stretching the former out in front of her.
Despite the time she had already spent in human form, she found the position
unnatural. Afraid of sitting on her tail, she was constantly shifting her
seat, even though there was no longer a long, multicolored tail to sit on.
"You know, Oskar, I always liked you. I realize that cats and dogs aren't
supposed to get along, but I always admired the way you carried yourself
through life."
"Really?" He continued to gaze out across the lake. Meeting a cat's eyes was
always dangerous. "How was that?"
"Indifferently, I mean," she hastened to add, "nothing ever seemed to trouble
you."
He shrugged, his head resting on his crossed forepaws (hands, he reminded
himself angrily--hands!). "As long as I got a table scrap or two, and the
occasional bone, I was happy." Now he did turn to face her. In the
silver-yellow moonlight, she was as graceful as she had ever been. "I always
felt that cats think too much."
Her expression was contemplative. "Maybe you're right," she eventually
replied. "Though I never thought of it that way."
"Don't stare at things so long," he suggested helpfully. "And don't worry
about your appearance so much. You'll find life is easier to take."
She considered this advice. "I don't know if I can do that. Cats are
just--serious. Dogs are--"
A voice interrupted them from behind. "Goofy," Cezer concluded, before rolling
over and turning his back to them. Oskar had the feeling the swordsman would
have sprayed them then and there, had not his plumbing undergone a preemptive
sea change.
"Mister Sarcasm," Cocoa muttered. Her smile returning, she lunged forward and
rubbed her nose against a startled Oskar's, then rose and moved off to join
Mamakitty. "See you in the morning."
Reaching up, he slowly wiped the tip of his nose with the palm of one hand.
Cats, he mused. Who could comprehend them? Their actions and antics had often

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bemused even Master Evyndd.
All the more reason, he told himself, why he should not try to.
Dawn saw the breaking of a cloudless morning. As Oskar awoke, it was to the
bustle of tremendous activity within the village. It was almost as if the
inhabitants were striving to accomplish as many of the day's tasks as possible
before the sun was fully up. Sure enough, the instant its rays began to cast
the first shadows within the community, activity slowed and did not resume
until the Slevish had picked up their thickly woven sunscreens.
With appropriate ceremony, the special kwavins that had been finished during
the night were presented to the bemused travelers. Oskar and his companions
were politely thankful for the gifts, Cezer included. Mamakitty and Cocoa had
promised to scratch him severely if he did not respond in a courteous manner.
Hiding his disdain, he smiled fatuously while accepting his own screen from
two of the little women who had produced it.
"Remember to beware," Princess Ourie warned them, "if you truly intend to try
and cross the Great Rift. That which dwells within you also dwells within it."
She indicated the kwavin he was balancing on his shoulder. "Keep always the
sun off your selves."
"We'll be careful." Though he spoke with assurance, Oskar had not the
slightest idea what she was talking about.
Those villagers not presently engaged in purposeful work had assembled to see
the strangers on their way. Some smiled, a few wore expressions of concern,
and many waved. But only with one hand, for the others were occupied in
holding tight to the ingeniously decorated shades that now were everywhere in
evidence, shielding them from the rising morning sun.
Admiring the deft pattern that had been woven into it, Oskar toted his own
screen effortlessly, balancing it on his left shoulder as he led the way out
of the village. Against their own judgment, Princess Ourie's advisers had
drawn the foolhardy travelers a map showing the easiest route to the Kingdom
of Green. This help notwithstanding, they would still have to find a way
safely across the Great Rift.
He could hear Mamakitty and Cocoa chatting behind him. Cezer and Samm
discussed what they were likely to find in the next kingdom while Taj happily
inspected each new plant or creature they encountered. The songster had
developed an inexplicable interest in biology.
As soon as they were out of sight of the village, Cezer promptly tossed his
shade into the nearest bush. Mamakitty eyed him disapprovingly. "Useful or
not, that was a gift."
"Fssst, a useless one." Spreading his arms wide, the swordsman danced a small
circle, soaking up the rays of the early morning sun. "Look at me--I'm dying
of sunstroke!" He lowered his arms. "You lug the ridiculous-looking things
around if you want to. I've got better things to do with my hands." Cocoa
immediately moved to the other side of Mamakitty.
As the morning wore on, Cezer suffered no apparent ill effects from traveling
without one of the Slevish's skillfully woven kwavins. Nor did any harm befall
him all the rest of that day or night and on into the following morning. Oskar
was beginning to wonder if the undefined danger of which Ourie had spoken so
sincerely was a threat only to the Slevish and the other permanent denizens of
this land. At that very thought, a sharp yelp from the cat-man caused him to
halt and whirl.
Cezer was lying off to the side of the trail they had been following, writhing
and convulsing in the pale yellow grass. A dark rope was wrapped around his
neck. His teeth were clenched and his expression distorted. So tight was the
black stripe around his throat that he could not even utter a curse.
Being the closest to him, Oskar and Taj arrived simultaneously at his side,
only to see that the sooty material clamped around his neck was not a rope but
a shadowy arm. This was attached, a stunned Oskar saw, to a shadowy shoulder,
which in turn emerged from a shadowy torso topped by a shadowy face utterly
devoid of expression, as well as anything with which to give birth to an
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shadowy form, but of a shadow itself.
His shadow.
"Look out!" The two men barely had time to jump aside as Samm arrived. The
head of his immense axe preceded him by a second or two, descending in a
violent arc that caused the entrapped Cezer's eyes to bulge wider than ever.
As the axe head slammed into the earth with a muffled boom, a slight shudder
passed through the shadow-shape, as if it were a ripple of pond water racing
away from a cast stone. Quickly regaining its discrete outline and former
strength, it resumed its lethal pressure on the struggling Cezer's imprisoned
windpipe.
Oskar drew his sword, only to find himself pushed aside by Mamakitty. Uttering
a primordial growl, she leaped at her friend's traitorous shadow. She never
reached it. At the same time she left her feet, she also cast her kwavin
aside. Thus liberated, her own shadow (and it was unmistakably hers, Oskar was
able to note even in the frenzy of the moment) reached out with both arms and
tackled her around the ankles. Hitting the ground short of her objective, she
rolled onto her back, clawing at the opaque shape. Not only was she unable to
reach Cezer, she now found herself locked in a battle with the spasmodic,
twitching attempts of her own shadow to slip its supple, dark fingers around
her unprotected neck.
Frantic thoughts rushing to and fro within him, Oskar beckoned for Cocoa and
Taj to stay back. "Samm, over there! Never mind your weapon--just stand over
there!" He pointed to a spot on the ground.
"What?" For a snake, Samm was exceptionally bright. It was not his fault that
all serpents are notoriously slow on the uptake.
Oskar rushed to the indicated place himself. "Here! Stand right here, next to
me!" While changing his position, Oskar was careful to keep his own artfully
woven kwavin positioned between the sun and himself. As a result, the only
shadow he cast was the one produced by the smooth, oval, inoffensive shape of
the kwavin. His own specter, rebellious or otherwise, remained contained
within him.
Taking up a mystified stance alongside the much smaller man, Samm and his own
far larger, custom-made kwavin blocked not only their owner but also
everything that fell within their oversize shadow from the sun's rays. As
artfully adjusted by Oskar, this shadow fell over and neatly eclipsed the
struggling Cezer and Mamakitty. Swallowed by a shadow shape greater in extent
than their own, the two insurgent individual shades found themselves instantly
washed out of existence.
With the dark arm that had been wrapped so savagely around his neck expunged,
a gasping Cezer was finally able to sit up. Head turning, eyes darting, he
searched in vain for his assailant. Next to him, Mamakitty had risen to her
feet and was brushing dirt and grass from her pants. Careful to keep her own
kwavin properly positioned, Cocoa handed Mamakitty the one she had just tossed
aside.
Hissing an ancient and venerable cat curse, Cezer accepted Taj's offer of a
hand up. Vertical once more, slowly rubbing his neck with one hand, he gazed
in confusion at the ground where he had been lying.
"What was that thing--some kind of local spirit?"
"Not a spirit, and not local." Stepping past him, Oskar reached out to grab
the other man by the arm. "Don't move!"
The swordsman frowned at his friend, but without malice. He was too shaken by
the recent attack to protest vigorously. "Why--what's wrong?" He looked around
wildly. "It's not coming back, is it?"
"Not unless you step out of Samm's shadow," Oskar informed him seriously.
"Out of--?" Cezer hesitated, glanced at the hulking form of the giant standing
nearby, his oversize kwavin resting against his broad shoulder, and then
turned back to Oskar. "Why? What's Samm's shadow got to do with it?"
"It's a bigger shadow than your own. Big enough to swamp yours."
"Mine--?" For the second time in a very short while, the cat-man's eyes
widened. "Are you saying that it was my own shadow that attacked me?"

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"No," Oskar replied grimly, "I'm saying that it was your own shadow that tried
to kill you. And would have, if we hadn't been able to put an even larger
shadow in the right position in the nick of time." He nodded to his left.
"When Mamakitty tried to help you, she put her own kwavin down. Freed, her
shadow immediately went after her. I think it's safe to say that if any of us
set our kwavins aside, the same thing will happen to each of us." As he
finished, Cocoa self-consciously checked the deportment of her own woven
shield.
"But this is such a charming realm," Cezer protested. "It doesn't make any
sense."
"Who are we to say what makes sense in kingdoms each lit by a single color?"
Sounding uncommonly authoritative, Taj freely but carefully twirled his kwavin
on its supporting pole. "Myself, I like this place as much as anyone."
"You would," Cezer muttered. "Your original color fits right in, and
high-flying birds cast no shadows. You could live here."
"Not in this form. Just because a country seems benign doesn't mean it is."
The songster slowly eased his kwavin off his shoulder. "There, see!" He
pointed sharply.
Sure enough, a hand could be seen emerging from the otherwise smooth, curving
edge of the kwavin's shadow where it no longer shaded Taj's free hand. The
clutching fingers vanished as soon as he readjusted the kwavin's position
against his back.
"This is a land of bright yellow sunshine. Except on the occasional cloudy
day, such light makes for shadows that are long and strong. Strong enough to
want to exist on their own, it seems, free of their original masters. Haven't
you ever looked at your shadow and wondered if it had thoughts of its own, or
a desire to jump about independent of your movements?"
Cezer kicked irritably at the warm ground, wishing for something to scratch
on. "I'm a cat. Of course I've had those thoughts about my shadow. They were
just for play, though, as all shadows are."
"Not the shadows here." Chancing a quick peek around the edge of his own
kwavin, Oskar saw that while the sun's position in the sky was dropping, it
still had a ways to go before it would be safely set. No sun meant no
homicidal, independent-minded shadows, he felt. Or would a fuller moon than
the one that had illuminated the night sky the previous night also present a
problem? If it did, it was one they would not have to worry about for several
days, at least. That nocturnal orb was still far from full, and presumably its
feebler light would present less of a danger. Shadows cast by moonlight might
not even be strong enough to make a break for freedom from those who cast
them.
Trying to plan for such a defiance of the natural order of things made his
eyes water. Better to concentrate on the problems at hand.
"Perhaps the great wall and gate through which we entered into this land were
built to keep strangers, and their shadows, out of the Kingdom of Yellow,"
Mamakitty theorized. "Perhaps once they have slain their creators, or
otherwise liberated themselves, shadows in this country can go wherever they
wish, causing havoc and devastation."
"We saw no sign of that at the Slevish village," Cocoa reminded her.
Mamakitty chewed her lower lip. "Obviously, the little folk have learned how
to cope with their shadows. I wish we had asked more questions of them."
"Remember how the princess told us that the dangers out here would come from
within ourselves?" Taj was watching his own oval, kwavin-shaped shadow spread
harmlessly across the ground as the sun continued to set. "She was being
entirely truthful."
"But not very informative." Oskar took a deep breath. "It would seem that when
we stand or walk within kwavin-caused shadows, or maybe any shadow larger than
ourselves, such as that cast by a tree or the inside of a building, that we
are in no danger from the hazy executioners we bear within us. Until we are
safely out of this kingdom, no one must stand in bright sunlight without such
protection." Multiple nods of assent greeted his straightforward warning.

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"What about the danger that lurks in this Great Rift?" Samm wondered aloud.
Oskar considered. "A deep canyon or cleft could be home to many unattached
shadows. If I were an unattached shadow, it sounds like the sort of place I
would try to hide. We will decide when we get there how best to make our way
across. If the information provided by the princess's advisers is correct, we
still have a fair distance to travel before we arrive." Finding a likely spot,
he promptly settled himself on the ground and began to slip free of his small
pack, careful first to plant his kwavin in the soft earth in front of him,
between himself and the setting sun.
"What about me?" Cezer made no apology for his stubbornness. He didn't have
to. It was plain to hear in his voice. "I don't have one of those
kwaikdin--one of those woven shades." He murmured a sad sound that was almost
a meow. "I--threw mine away."
Sipping from his water bottle, Oskar looked over at the now concerned cat-man.
"Well, we're not going back for it. At least until dark, it looks like you're
going to have to share the shadow of Samm's kwavin."

TWELVE

They advanced with caution after the attack, everyone careful to always keep
their kwavin between themselves and the setting sun. Only after it was well
down and the splinter of moon not yet visible on the star-flecked horizon did
they at last feel safe in stopping and setting their woven shields aside.
"No wonder the Slevish make sure to always carry their kwavin with them."
Mamakitty had planted her own shade in the dirt, jamming the pole firmly into
the soil. It would not be sufficient to protect her, she knew, if shadows cast
by the moon were as capable of insurgency as their daytime relations. If that
proved to be the case, they would have to post a guard whose task it would be
to rotate everyone's individual kwavin in tandem with the movements of that
nighttime orb. For the time being, however, that thin curl of silver light
seemed to pose little threat.
"This is ridiculous." Sitting by himself, Cezer was distinctly unhappy. "I
can't cross the rest of this lemon-colored kingdom hugging that upright
serpent's side. What if I forget and fall back a few paces, or he trips and
stumbles?"
Oskar pondered his friend's concern. "A good point. We're all going to have to
watch our step. You can be sure our shadows are just waiting, biding their
time, for us to make a mistake and let them loose."
It was a disquieting thought, this notion that each of them might be hosting a
patient, ephemeral assassin. Trying to keep watch over one's shadow was not so
very different from monitoring a rebellious right hand, he mused. He broke
from his thoughts as he moved to stop Cocoa from gathering firewood.
"No fire tonight." He gently placed a restraining hand on her arm. "No fires
until we're out of this kingdom and safely into the next--assuming shadows in
the Kingdom of Green do as they're told and don't go off and act on their
own."
She dropped the several sticks she had already accumulated. "That means a cold
dinner."
"Better a cold dinner than a cold corpse," he replied. "Think a moment, Cocoa:
fires throw heat, and smoke--and shadows."
"They wouldn't be stable." Taj was considering the possible ramifications.
"Any shadows cast by a campfire would flicker unevenly, waxing and waning and
dancing like the flames themselves."
The dog-man regarded the speculative songster. "You want to take that chance?"
Taj shrugged amiably. "Doesn't matter to me. I've always preferred my food
cold anyway."
"We'll take no chances." Mamakitty's tone brooked no argument. Not that there
was a surge of support for a fire anyway. Cocoa had wanted it more for light

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than heat. Like the days, nights in the Kingdom of Yellow were balmy and
comfortable.
Walking over to where the disconsolate Cezer was seated, Taj clapped the other
man on the shoulder. "I was always pretty good at manipulating things with my
feet and beak, my friend. Now that I have hands, I should be able to do even
better. There's plenty of raw material lying about. I'll take it upon myself
to fashion you a kwavin before this night is done. That way you won't be
dependent on Samm, or anyone else, for protection from your shadow."
A surprised Cezer looked up appreciatively. "That's right good of you, Taj.
Tell me how I can help."
While the others rested, the two men gathered fronds and leaves, coils of
vine, and strips of bark. By the time they were preparing to eat a late
supper, Taj's quick hands had completed the task. A tired Oskar was still
awake enough to be impressed: the songster's fingers had been a blur above his
materials.
While undoubtedly functional, the result was less than artistic. Taj had
worked quickly and efficiently, but he did not have the experience or the
traditional weaving skills of the Slevish. What mattered was that like the
rest of them, Cezer would now have a protective shade to shield himself from
the sun and keep his own murderous shadow at bay. But he would not win any
prizes for artistry.
Rising, the swordsman frowned at the makeshift shade. The cinching vines held
everything together, but barely. "Pretty flimsy," he remarked. "Where's the
carrying pole?"
"There is no pole." Taj looked apologetic--but not, Oskar thought, eyeing him
shrewdly, too apologetic. "I couldn't figure out how to tie the shade to a
stick. I'm no Slevish weaver. You don't carry it: you have to wear it. It's a
hat."
Cezer stared in disbelief at the bulge in the center of the huge shade, at the
loose fronds that dangled from the edges. "I'm not putting this ridiculous
thing on my head. It doesn't go with my fu--with my chosen attire."
"Then you can hold it," Mamakitty advised him, "and hope we don't have to take
shelter from any sudden hailstorms."
"Or wave it at your shadow every time you take a step toward the sun," a
grinning Cocoa suggested.
"You're all so very amusing." Walking with his head tilted toward the moon so
that the absurd chapeau would shade his entire body, he managed to find a safe
place to sit. The shade from the oversize bonnet did not block out his
continuous grumbling, however.
"This kingdom could be a real paradise." A seated Oskar was gnawing on a strip
of dried fish from their stores, as nutritious as it was uninviting. At least,
it was uninviting to him: the cats and Samm loved the stuff. "But one wrong
step into the sunshine, and you could be tripped up and killed by your own
shadow. From the time you're born here, your very own executioner travels with
you."
"Do children's shadows murder children? I wonder." Mamakitty, too, was
meditating around her meal.
"If you think this is difficult for you, imagine how I feel." Samm was a
looming human hillock shutting out the stars as he chewed reflectively on his
own dinner. "I'm far less used to dealing with a shadow than any of you."
They talked a while longer before exhaustion caught up with minds as well as
legs. Posted to first watch, Cocoa noted that the scrawny strip of moon
continued to cast no shadows upon the ground, whereupon she felt confident
enough to indulge in some sleep of her own. Her decision was validated when
everyone awoke before dawn feeling refreshed and as eager to be on their way
as they were to be out of this kingdom.
The next several days saw them making good time and new discoveries. It was
revealed that safe bathing unencumbered by awkward kwavins was possible at any
time no matter the position of the sun so long as the bather was careful to
keep to running water and stay mostly submerged. Shadows that tried to congeal

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in a fast-flowing stream shattered helplessly with each ripple and twist of
the surface. An impalpable hand might grasp at an arm or leg, only to waver
and break apart. A dusky foot attempting to trip its originator would break
apart and slip away in pieces in the undulating underwater light. When a more
substantial shadow did threaten to form, a quick splash was sufficient to
fracture it into gobbets of harmless gloom.
It was also possible to relax unshaded and enjoy a quick lunch at high noon.
With the sun directly overhead, no shadows could form. During this brief but
welcome window of freedom, cares and kwavins could safely be set aside.
When they finally reached the Great Rift, however, the confidence they had
gained over the previous several days evaporated as swiftly as a shadow in the
face of the setting sun.
The fissure in the earth was not impossibly wide, but it was both deep and
forbiddingly dark. Gaunt trees, fragile bushes, and several varieties of
determined grass clung to both rims, spilling over their respective sides and
growing as far down into the depths as sunlight would permit. It was easy to
see how such an abyss might appear to the diminutive Slevish to constitute an
impassable barrier.
Master Evyndd's transformed minions, however, were in no wise ordinary
travelers.
"Doesn't look too bad," Cezer ventured as he peered discreetly over the edge.
"Plenty of places to rest, and lots of handholds."
"Easy for a cat to say." Oskar viewed the forthcoming transit with undisguised
trepidation. "And Taj can take his usual quick, graceful, no-fear-of-heights
hops, while despite his exaggerated size I suspect Samm retains all of the
ground-hugging abilities of his kind." He glanced in the giant's direction.
"Even though he now has to deal with feet. I'm the only one here who doesn't
come from a line of good climbers."
"You'll manage," Mamakitty assured him. "We'll help you. It's not your fault
dogs aren't as nimble as cats."
The giant was gazing into the unfathomable depths of the crevice. "Master
Evyndd could never have made it across. Ordinary humans just aren't very
agile. Not like snakes. Or cats or birds," he added after the briefest of
pauses.
"We're not across yet, either," Mamakitty reminded them all. "We still have to
cope with whatever dangers lie below."
Oskar squinted into the darkness, searching for activity or movement and
finding none. "If this place is some kind of refuge for unfettered shadows,
they're not being obvious about it."
"Maybe they're waiting for when we try to cross," Cocoa suggested. This was
not a prospect that sat well with any of them.
"What about trying it at night?" Samm proposed. "Without the sun to cast
shadows, maybe they have to sleep, or rest, or do whatever it is shadows do
when they're not being shadows."
"I don't know..." Mamakitty's always cautious voice trailed away as she
contemplated the chasm before them. "If they're able to move around down there
in the darkness during the day, what's to prevent them from doing the same at
night? And despite the abilities some of us have to see almost as well after
sunset as at noontime, traveling at night would still make for a dangerous
descent and subsequent climb."
After scouting along the rim of the gorge and settling on what appeared to be
the most likely location for a crossing, they decided to attempt the transit
just before noon on the following day. If they could move fast enough, and
encountered no unexpected obstacles, they might make it across the place Oskar
had named "The Narrows" before the shifting sun could spark shadows long and
strong enough to threaten them.
It was determined that Taj, who cast the least shadow of any of them, should
lead the way. The others would follow, with Samm bringing up the rear. Of
course, the overriding hope was that their kwavins would protect them, and
they would encounter no trouble at all. Their principal fear was that, while

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they were familiar with and had learned how to subdue and monitor their own
shadows, they knew nothing of those that might lie in wait, unattached and
unencumbered by absent owners, in the chasm below.
Smiling affably both to encourage his companions and to mask his own fears,
Taj stepped off the side of the rift and started down, feet held closely
together as he hopped from rock to ledge, from inclined surface to flat
ground. Several times he and the cat-folk had to slow down and wait for Samm
and Oskar to catch up.
The presence in the cleft of so much vegetation helped. Where the rocks were
slippery or loose, sturdy trees and well-rooted bushes offered welcome
handholds. Making steady progress, they soon found themselves enveloped in the
chasm's darkened depths, seeing the sun but rarely. The rocks over which they
were clambering emitted an agreeable coolness.
As planned, they reached the bottom when the sun was at its zenith. Directly
overhead, it provided plenty of light to illuminate the way, but cast no
threatening shadows. Hurrying across the meandering floor of the canyon, they
encountered the skeletons and forsaken weapons of less fortunate travelers who
had come before. A chill that did not come from the cool air at the bottom of
the chasm ran down Oskar's spine. Here was proof that the danger of this place
was real, and did not exist only in the minds of the apprehensive Slevish.
Something in this place killed people. No one spoke as they picked up the
pace, their progress followed by empty eye sockets and twisted skulls.
It was with great relief that they completed the most dangerous open portion
of the crossing without incident. Soon they were scrambling up the other side,
relieved at having traversed the region of greatest potential jeopardy without
difficulty. Success lent strength to their efforts. They were a quarter of the
way up the eastern wall and beginning to feel almost safe when brilliant
sunlight struck their ascent with unexpected force.
Shielding her eyes, Cocoa whirled to seek the source of the bright light. With
his less sensitive eyes, Oskar was the first to spot the squadron of shadows.
High up near the opposite rim, they clustered together beneath a protective
ledge. The scavenged metal shields they were holding had been polished to a
high gloss. The resultant mirrorlike finish flawlessly reflected the rays of
the afternoon sun all the way across the gap--to illumine the startled knot of
travelers.
Unshackled by the reflected light that struck her body at an unexpected angle,
Cocoa's shadow promptly leaped onto her shoulders from behind, avoiding the
kwavin that she held high to ward off the sun. Owner and shadow crashed to the
hard ground. When Oskar turned to help, he found his right arm pinned behind
him while murky grasping fingers sought his eyes. Twisting desperately away
from those clawing appendages, he was forced to forget all about Cocoa in the
struggle to save himself.
Unused as he was to dealing with a shadow in his original form, Samm was
having as tough a time as any of them. The monstrous black cloud he threw to
the ground was up again in an instant, grappling for its hulking master's
throat. All of them were now fully engaged, forced by the shafts of light
thrown across the canyon by the shield mirrors to do battle with the most
evanescent constituents of their personal selves.
Oskar was flat on his back, with his shadow on top and threatening to smother
him, when it was torn bodily away from his torso. Coughing for air, he sat up
and saw Mamakitty raking her much reduced but still effective claws across its
featureless face. Something in that silent oval emptiness must have been
sensitive, for the shadow reached up and clutched at itself. Utilizing the
respite to regain his feet, Oskar saw that a rapidly weakening Taj was having
a particularly difficult time with his own homicidal shade. Preparing to throw
himself into the fray, the dog-man hesitated. Clearly, something more than
brute strength was going to be needed to deliver them from this ghostly
encounter.
Reaching back behind him, he removed his kwavin from its bindings. Though
damaged in the surprise attack, it still retained its oval shape. Positioning

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it to protect himself, he stepped between the battling Taj and the light
reflected from across the canyon. Immediately the songster's shadow vanished,
swallowed up by the shade provided by the kwavin. A grateful Taj rolled to his
knees and started to rise.
Whereupon another shaft of light struck him, resurrecting his shadow. It
promptly wrapped dark, featureless arms around his legs.
Whirling, Oskar peered anxiously around the edge of his kwavin. Another group
of shadows on the opposite side of the canyon had brought forth a second set
of polished shields. Clustering on a lower ledge slightly to the south of the
first troupe, these dusky new arrivals to the battle were reflecting damning
sunlight from a location significantly removed from the first.
Feeling pressure on his lower legs, Oskar looked down to see his own restored
shadow fighting to pull him off his feet. When he shifted his kwavin to block
the reflected light that was giving it renewed life, it promptly
vanished--only to reappear again in the bright ray of light cast by the first
group.
No wonder the Great Rift proved such a fearful barrier. Equipped with a
protective kwavin, a knowledgeable traveler might well think himself safe,
only to be ensnared by lifethreatening sunlight originating from not one but
multiple locations. Making their situation even more desperate was the fact
that the longer they remained trapped in combat on the canyon wall, the easier
it was for the liberated shadows on the far side of the abyss to aim their
shields. What might happen after dark in a place where unfettered shadows
ruled was something Oskar did not wish to experience.
He considered wrenching Taj's own kwavin from the smaller man's back. Equipped
with two of them, he could block both streams of reflected sunlight. Huddled
together beneath the twin shields, both men would be safe.
That was when sunshine from still a third cluster of shadow-manipulated
shields struck the spot where the embattled travelers were fighting for their
lives. Now imported light was creating shadows from not one, but three
different directions. Not only did the tri-pronged assault render the use of
kwavins for protection almost impossible, it created an entirely new and
unexpected source of danger.
Able to block only one source of light, and therefore of shadow, Oskar found
himself under attack from not one but two shades of himself.
His kwavin dragged aside, he felt himself go down beneath three entirely
independent shadows. The darkness that covered his face had nothing to do with
the setting sun that still rode hazardously high in the sky. He struggled to
keep their hands off his mouth and nose and away from his eyes. Though he
fought valiantly, there were too many of them.
Then one dusky specter suddenly staggered away, its swarthy hands feeling
frantically for the colorless head that had been ripped from its clouded
shoulders. A second shadow was ephemerally eviscerated, vaporous guts spilling
in a nebulous stream from a ragged cleft that had been ripped in its side.
Oskar felt warm hands helping him up. He started to thank his savior--only to
have the words catch in his throat.
Staring back at him was a black wraith with bright yellow eyes. Yellow-white
teeth flashed in an otherwise ebony countenance. Then the wraith-shape whirled
to throw itself onto the shadows that were pinning the rapidly weakening Taj
to the ground.
A dazed Oskar thought to recover his kwavin and place it between himself and
the malevolent light. Counting, he saw that not one but three of the
yellow-eyed black phantoms were now scampering among the rocks, tearing into
shadows with gusto, shredding them like the smoke they so nearly resembled.
Soon every one of them was down; dismembered, disemboweled, or decapitated.
They bled coal-black smudge, and died.
Slightly numb, the dog-man stumbled through the evanescent corpses. It stood
to reason, he decided. If a shadow could kill a someone, then could not an
appropriately equipped someone also kill a shadow? One by one, the streams of
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manipulating them saw the terrible carnage that the raven-hued
counterattackers had wrought. They were not used to seeing their kind slain,
and the shock of it aborted any further attempts to constrain the travelers.
In impalpable twos and threes, the shadows on the far side of the canyon slunk
back into the depths of abyssal darkness from whence they had come.
One of the avenging wraiths half strode, half flowed up to Oskar and blocked
his path. He sensed instinctively that the sword still sheathed at his side
would be as useless against this phantom as it had been against the enfolding
shadows.
"What do you?" Clenching his fists, he stared at the silent apparition.
Slitted yellow eyes and sharp bright teeth were all that were visible in the
otherwise featureless face.
Slitted yellow eyes and sharp bright teeth ... His expression softened to one
of bemused but rising astonishment. He knew those eyes.
"Mamakitty?" he heard himself inquiring uncertainly.
The blackness seemed to undulate and flow before his gaze. At last it
coalesced into a shape that was both solid and human--and something more. A
weary but triumphant smile split the sweet dark face of the feline woman he
knew so well.
"This is how cats do battle with shadows, Oskar. It is something no one but
another cat can descry or comprehend. Humans are ignorant of the manner of it,
and though they are more perceptive, so are dogs. It's very much a thing
particular-peculiar to cats. Do you wonder why our kind are so often likened
to shadows, or said to move like them? Special cat magic it is, but it took
the threat of these shadows to allow us to find and make use of it once more."
Looking down at her left hand, she rotated it slowly, as if seeing its human
shape totally anew.
"This is the work of Master Evyndd." Cocoa had come over to stand alongside
her sister feline. "Once more, the essence of our real selves has saved us."
Behind her, a jubilant Cezer was going from dead shadow to shadow corpse,
whacking each on the head with an open hand, making sure none were faking
their unexpected demise. Seeing him at work, Oskar was reminded of a
triumphant cat giving the coup de grace to a row of dead rats.
"First Cezer's elongating sword," Mamakitty observed, "and now, when Death
threatens utter and complete disaster, this new and unexpected evolvement. I'm
starting to feel a little better about our chances of carrying out the
Master's wishes." She eyed her much relieved friend intently. "I wonder what
special ability he has allowed to lie dormant within you, Oskar, and when it
will manifest itself?"
Not knowing the answer, or even if there was an answer, he could only shrug.
"If we ever need any old bones, I'm sure I'll be the one to get hold of them.
Other than that, I couldn't say."
"Cats and shadows have done battle since both existed," Mamakitty commented.
"It was an enormous relief to once again be able to challenge them on their
own terms."
Her explanation was salving, but not entirely satisfying. "Then if Master
Evyndd left within you three the ability to transform in this fashion, why
didn't it reveal itself when Cezer's shadow first attacked him, soon after we
entered into this kingdom?"
Her expression turned serious. "All I can think of is that the situation was
not grave enough to spark our latent abilities. It leads one to think that one
or more of us is expendable, but not all. To provoke the needed reaction, it
seems that an appropriately serious stimulus is required."
It was not a reassuring thought. To break the ensuing uncomfortable silence,
she turned and pointed to the eastern rim of the canyon that still lay high
above the ledge where they stood.
"Let's get out of this place. We don't know if the shadows here are capable of
producing other surprises. I don't want to be caught in this deep, dark tear
in the ground if they have any more."
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cat-folk's unexpectedly ferocious counterattack to mount them. Still, everyone
kept their kwavins close at hand and properly positioned between themselves
and the sun.
In fact, when late that afternoon the tenor of the terrain began to exhibit
the first subtle but unmistakable shift from unadulterated yellow to yellowish
green, Oskar tried an experiment that left them all with much to ponder.
Pausing by the edge of a stream that flowed down a gentle, grassy hill, he
deliberately set his kwavin aside and stood, unshielded and unprotected, in
the vivid rays of the setting sun. Taj was aghast, and even Mamakitty wondered
if their mustachioed companion had suddenly taken leave of his senses.
For his part, Oskar was not too terribly worried. Not with three lethal
felines present to intervene on his behalf in case anything went wrong. But as
it developed, the conjecture that had inspired his action was proved correct,
and there was no need for Mamakitty or anyone else to leap to his rescue.
All around him, trees and bushes and grass and lemon-tinged birds cast shadows
on the warm ground. Only he, alone and kwavin-less, stood unaccompanied by an
elongated, distorted silhouette. Deliberately, he paced off a small circle. It
did not matter where he stood or what direction he faced. Nor was there any
visible change when he spread his arms wide. His shadow, a permanent fixture
of his life, an unshakable companion of both his human and canine forms, was
gone.
"Dead." With the lowering sun directly behind him, he stared at the unshadowed
ground.
"So it would seem." Having set her kwavin aside in imitation of her bold
companion, Cocoa stood next to him, slowly waving her own arms up and down.
"Not only yours, but mine as well, and doubtless all of ours."
"Of course they're dead!" A triumphant Cezer saw no point in belaboring the
obvious. "We tore 'em to pieces. Why the long faces? A shadow is of no use.
It's a parasite, a carbuncle on the spirit. Me, I'm glad to be rid of mine."
He examined the human nails that had once again taken the place of sharp
claws. "Next time I'm stalking a bird or a mouse, I won't have to worry about
the damn thing giving me away."
Oskar looked at Mamakitty. "Is this permanent, do you think?"
She regarded the small yellow-green stream that ran through the little valley
at the base of the hill. "Difficult to say, Oskar. It would seem so, but
shadows are resilient things. All I know is that in our own country, after
they have been gone for a while, they have a way of coming back to haunt you
when their presence is least expected."
He weighed this observation, then nodded slowly. "I'll keep that in mind. Just
as I'll remember not to take mine for granted should it ever put in an
appearance again." Together, they started down the gentle slope. "I don't
suppose a restored or resurrected shadow that had been violently slain would
have the sense or inclination to seek revenge, would it?"
Mamakitty's shoulders rose and fell ever so slightly. "Who knows what a shadow
thinks? Who knows if a shadow thinks? Best not to dwell on that which we
cannot control." She lengthened her stride a little, ignoring the occasional
rock that pimpled the hillside. Tripping was something that did not concern
her, Oskar knew. Cats did not trip.
She was right, of course. His shadow, all their shadows, were dead, slain in
combat. No longer would the dark outlines familiar from birth provide hazy
company on a sunny day. By the same token, no longer would they pose a
threat--unless they returned, reconstituted by processes he could never hope
to understand, and full of...
Full of what? A desire for retribution? Indifference toward what had happened?
A sly craving to bide their time? As he loped a little faster to keep up with
Mamakitty and the others, he found it hard not to think about the thing she
had advised him not to think about. Shadow present or shadow defunct, one
thing he did know for certain.
He determined never again, for as long as he lived, to fall asleep in direct
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THIRTEEN

This time there was no unclimbable wall to mark the boundary between kingdoms,
nor a broad and swift river to cross. There was only the small, slow-flowing
brook that filled the slight crease in the earth between the kingdom of Yellow
and the Kingdom of Green. Their progress through the kingdoms of light
continued unabated, Mamakitty noted with satisfaction, and despite their
difficulties they had lost not one of their number to hostilities, natural
disasters, or magic. She felt confident of their prospects and regretted only
the continuing inability to properly clean herself.
Unchallenged and with the way ahead unobstructed, they entered into the
Kingdom of Green by the simple expedient of wading across the shallow stream.
In the previous traversing of three kingdoms of light, there had always been
something of note to observe in the crossing, and this one was no exception.
The water on the near side of the stream was distinctively yellow, while
halfway across it changed to an unambiguous pale green.
Pausing in the middle of the runnel, a delighted Taj stood with one leg
immersed in saffron-hued water while liquid of a distinctly limeish hue eddied
around the other. Reaching down, he deliberately swirled some together. They
merged briefly before separating out, like paint that refused to amalgamate.
As he expected, his slender build cast no shadow upon the rippling surface of
the stream. Ceremoniously, he gently set his no-longer-needed kwavin aside.
Perhaps some wandering Slevish would find it and be able to make use of it.
"The simplest crossing so far." Raising his great axe, Samm used it to point
eastward. "Perhaps for once, we'll have an easy time of it."
"That'd be a nice change." With the water slicking the legs of her pants to
her lower body, Cocoa's human, bipedal shape proved more attractive than ever,
Oskar noted uncomfortably. He had to remind himself firmly that there was no
way she could ever be the bitch of his fantasies.
Even without the expected greenish tint to the air, the territory that lay
before them would have cast an emerald glint over everything that lay within.
Never had Oskar or any of his companions seen so intense a forest. All manner
of trees, straight and twisted, broad of bole and slim of trunk, slender of
leaf or smothered by branches, flourished side by side to create the lush
landscape. Beneath them clustered hundreds of varieties of flower and bush,
all wrapped in shades of green varying from delicate hints of olive to bold
assertions of emerald. Despite the obstacle it presented, the forest exuded an
air of exuberant life that had not been present in any of the kingdoms of
light they had already traversed.
"There's something about green." Cocoa's eyes were darting from side to side,
her senses alert, as they climbed the gentle rise that led from the perimeter
creek to the first of the outlying trees. "It's soothing to the soul in a way
that yellow or red can never be."
Taj was nodding in response to a private thought. "Restful. Less harsh on the
eyes. Easier to conjure--thoughts."
"See?" Samm pointed with his free hand. "There's plenty of room to walk
between the trees. It's a real forest, like the Wyzel; not a jungle we have to
cut through. Walking in shade all the way, we'll reach the Kingdom of Blue in
no time."
Only Mamakitty and Oskar were hesitant to join in the general enthusiasm,
refusing to be swayed by what were admittedly heartening appearances. They
advanced more slowly than their ebullient companions. From his four-legged
jaunts in the company of Master Evyndd, Oskar knew that forests were usually
home to more than just trees. Still, it was hard not to be hopeful. Maybe,
just maybe, here at last was a kingdom they could cross in comparative peace,
without having to fight their way through something or flee from it.
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series of startled yelps, she was hit by more and more of them as she pulled
their predecessors out of her arms and legs. When Cezer hurried to her aid, he
soon found himself flinching beneath the same barbed barrage.
With Oskar and Taj's help, they retreated back the way they had come, halting
only when the flurry of woody darts began to fall short. The attack ceased
entirely soon thereafter.
"Now--ouch!--what--ow!" Cocoa's beautiful face squinched tight each time
Mamakitty pulled a thorn from her flesh. The projectiles were the size of a
thumb; thick, sharp, and sturdy. Examining one, Oskar found himself hoping
they contained no poison. If the continuing strength of Cezer's complaints
were any indication, they did not.
"I didn't see anyone." Cocoa was studying where the thorns had pierced her
clothing. Perhaps they had been remiss when they had first set out on their
search, Oskar reflected, in acquiring human attire but no armor. The latter,
however, would surely have slowed them down. "Only the forest."
"There's something hiding in there, fssst," Cezer growled. His sharp, alert
eyes scrutinized the woods, searching for signs of movement. Nearby, a
vigilant Taj and Samm stood with weapons drawn.
"I didn't see anything, either." Mamakitty daubed at Cocoa's punctures with a
small cloth she had moistened in the nearby stream. In the shade of fringing
growths they probed the forest depths, seeking unseen enemies.
Then, in a response as unexpected as the prickly attack, one of the fringe
growths decided it was time to contribute to the conversation.
"You're not overlooking anything. You saw everything. You just don't
understand what you're seeing."
The tinny, mildly accusatory voice came from what Oskar took to be a sycamore
of subdued dimensions that was struggling to adapt itself to life at the
forest's edge. Without straining his vision, he could see where ripples in the
bark came together to form a kind of mouth. Above it, slightly slanted eyes
gazed back at him. The woody folds did not blink.
"I think I must have been hit in the head." Holding the arm that had suffered
the most perforations, Cezer walked over to the young growth and ran his free
hand along its bole, just beneath the first branch. "I thought this tree said
something."
"That feels good, but harder, and lower down," the sycamore instructed him.
Instead of complying, a startled Cezer jerked his hand back. "Shapeist," the
tree snapped accusingly. Branches rustling sharply, it promptly dumped a
double handful of green-tinged autumn leaves on the swordsman's head.
Reflexively, Cezer started batting them aside.
"This is very interesting." A fearless Mamakitty approached the trunk. "I've
never had the opportunity to talk to a tree before. Scratch on plenty, but
never talk."
"Sadist," the tree shot back. "Carpenter's apprentice."
"I have," Oskar murmured. "Many times. But this is the first time one has ever
answered back."
The young oak that had sprouted alongside the sycamore chimed in. "Oppin is
more loquacious than the rest of us. It is only fitting that he should be the
one to greet you."
"'He'?" Mamakitty eyed the tree uncertainly.
"I'm feeling rather male today," the sycamore replied. "Tomorrow might be
different. It's a pollen thing." Its tone grew solicitous. "Are you all right?
The crannocks can be vicious."
Turning, Cezer peered back into the forest. "What are crannocks? I didn't see
anything moving."
A couple of unpretentious branches dipped low and pointed. "Over in there. To
your right. A little more. See those half dozen especially limber trunks, the
ones with the distinctively slim branches? Crannocks," the sycamore declared
decisively.
Cezer took a wary step toward the woods, leaning forward and squinting in the
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"There's nothing there but trees."
"Not just trees," explained the greenish oak impatiently. "Crannocks."
Standing close to Cezer, Taj spoke without turning. "Are you saying that those
trees are what attacked us?"
"Do you not see the thorns on their branches? Is your sight worse than ours?"
The oak's tone sang of exasperation.
"Just because we're not used to--" Taj broke off wonderingly. "Listen to me:
I'm arguing with a tree."
Alongside the oak, willow branches rustled. "And you would lose. We are very
adept arguers, having much time to practice such things." In a more tolerant
voice it added, with a dip of multiple branches that elegantly simulated a
formal bow and which Cocoa could not resist taking a playful swipe at, "I hope
none of your injuries are serious."
"No," Cezer mumbled. "Nothing besides a few pinpricks."
"Could be worse." Warming to the conversation, the sycamore cast leaves and
words to the wind. "You might have run right past the crannocks and straight
into a coppice of spruce. Spruce are particularly irritable and can scratch
you to death. Or cocobolo. They'll choke you until you can't breathe."
"Or a grove of sequoias." The oak was grave. "An irritated sequoia will step
on you without a second thought."
Step on you? Oskar thought. There was a stand of sequoias not three miles from
the home of Master Evyndd. Monstrous trees, rust-red of bark and immense of
circumference. The thought of one somehow lifting a portion of its hundreds of
tons of solid wood and deliberately coming down on a person brought forth an
image unpleasant in the extreme. What was the term Master Evyndd had once
used? Oh, yes--road kill.
Not that there wasn't a certain irony to be had in the thought of a tree
dumping on a dog.
Ever suspicious, Mamakitty found herself addressing the sycamore. "If there is
so much hardwood hostility hereabouts, how come you three are content simply
to chat amiably with us?"
"It's that very attitude that we ourselves hate," the young tree informed her.
"It seems so futile to bottle up all that latent hostility in a trunk you can
never escape. Still, that is how it is. The boughs of this forest are weighted
down beneath hundreds, even thousands, of years of accumulated malice and ill
will that are just waiting to be released on unsuspecting passers-by."
"On us." A grim-faced Cezer gripped the haft of his sword tightly.
"Not only on you." This from a handsome sapling of indeterminate species that
hugged the very periphery of the green-hued woodland. "Have you never stopped
to consider the eternal war that exists between trees? A silent fight it is;
for space, for sustenance, and for sunlight. One growth's progeny crowding out
another, ruthlessly suffocating or shading it to death. Roots wrestling
beneath the surface in ceaseless and unseen combat for water. Several trees of
the same kind cooperating to shut out the light that might fall on a
representative of another species." Agitated branches bestirred themselves.
"You mobile creatures fight, yes, but then you stop. Our wars are never won,
and are ever ongoing."
Taj ran a hesitant hand along the oak's undulating trunk. "I never thought of
it that way. To me, a tree branch was nothing more than a place upon which to
sit and rest."
"Typical mobile thought," complained a stunted maple.
Oskar confronted the garrulous sycamore. "Where we come from, and for that
matter in any land we have visited, trees do not speak aloud. They don't point
with their branches or deliberately fling their thorns at visiting wayfarers."
"This is the Kingdom of Green," the oak reminded him. "Here trees rule, not
mobiles. Is it so surprising that those who dominate should have the power to
communicate with one another?"
"I suppose not," Oskar replied. From within the forest came rustling sounds
that he now knew were not caused by creatures moving through the trees, but by
the trees themselves. "Why are these crannocks so aggressive toward us?"

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"Mobiles are not welcome in the Kingdom of Green." The maple had, not
surprisingly, a sweet, syrupy voice. "They trample roots, break young shoots,
snap off branches without a thought. They promote random murder and casual
amputation."
"Not to mention chronic cremation." The willow shuddered visibly, its leaves
trembling.
"But you feel differently." Mamakitty addressed the oak.
"Yes, we do. We want only to live in peace with all forms of life, and to
concentrate on that which we do best." Bark undulated, wooden lips forming
woody words of wisdom. "Which is to sit and to think. Hence we of different
mind find ourselves banished here, to the perimeter of the kingdom, where our
growth is stunted by exposure to wind, storm, and potentially lethal mobiles."
"We have to fight constantly simply to maintain our existence," the maple
added. "The forest's more aggressive majority denies us access to the richer
soil we need to put on rings and grow. So we remain small, until tree rot or
root-bane overcomes us." The words trailed away into sadness.
Oskar was not certain he had heard correctly. "You say you were 'banished'
here? How does one tree banish another?"
"Have you never observed a tree whipped by a high wind? Branches can be as
flexible as any fingers, and much stronger." By way of demonstration, the oak
extended several of its own limbs and lifted a startled Cezer right off the
ground. Presentation complete, it put him back down.
"We were all of us uprooted from our places of budding and passed through the
woods from tree to tree, to be transplanted here--a lingering death for the
rebellious instead of a cleaner, quicker demise. We cannot mature properly,
nor can we spread our progeny. As soon as any of us drops seed, other trees
see to it that everything we put forth is crushed too deeply into the earth to
germinate successfully." Branches dipped in anguish. "For our beliefs we are
condemned to a life of terminal depression. Several of our little circle have
already died."
The willow sighed. "I still remember the year Ifrim deliberately exfoliated
all his bark, allowing borer beetles to eat into his heartwood."
"We're very sorry for you," Mamakitty finally murmured, "but we have strong
convictions of our own that must be fulfilled. To do that, we have to pass
through your kingdom and on to the next."
The oak could not twist its trunk, but it could shake its branches back and
forth. "You will never make it. The forest of the Kingdom of Green is
endlessly and unremittingly hostile to mobiles such as yourselves. Without the
knowledge of where to step and what to avoid, you will all be reduced to
fertilizer within a couple of days. You may enter the forest, but you will not
come out."
Taj voiced the thought that was common among his friends. "What we need here
is a pathfinder, just as we had good Wiliam to guide us through the Kingdom of
Orange."
Cezer responded with a snort of derision. "Wake up, Taj. There are no guides
to be had in this place. We'll just have to push through on our own, as best
we can." Missing the claws that would have lent the gesture emphasis, he
indicated the tall forest blocking their way with a broad sweep of one hand.
"There's nothing here but trees."
What they needed, Oskar reflected, thinking hard, was help of a kind only
Master Evyndd could provide. That something of the sort might be available had
already been shown by Cezer's miraculously elongating sword, and by the
ability of his former feline companions to slip into subtle shadow-shifting,
shadow-fighting shapes. His attention wandered among them. Who else might
possess as yet unsuspected capabilities? Might Taj's singing be capable of
projecting magic? Not likely, he decided. Who ever heard of making magic
merely with music? Well, what about Samm, then? So far the giant had
demonstrated no prowess beyond the physical. If sufficiently provoked or
prodded, could he do more?
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talent might lie dormant within him. Certainly, he felt about as sorceral as
the cherished old rug by the back door of the house where he loved to lie in
the sun.
Remembering the rug and the sheer luxury of doing nothing for an afternoon but
lying on his back, feet in the air, tongue lolling, while the warm sun baked
him, he was stirred by an unexpectedly strong bout of nostalgia.
Such times had been reduced to naught but memories, he reminded himself
firmly. He was a human now, a man, with important responsibilities. As nominal
leader of the group, it fell to him to suggest what to do next. Taj was
entirely correct, of course. What they needed was a knowledgeable guide to
help them penetrate the unknown and demonstrably hostile depths of the forest.
A guide who knew the trees--antagonistic, indifferent, and friendly--as well
as the trees knew themselves.
He blinked thoughtfully. Who, after all, knew trees better than dogs, with
whom there had existed since time immemorial a special and unique
relationship? Advancing toward the young sycamore, he walked past carping
cat-folk, past a silently staring Samm and an unusually thoughtful Taj, and
halted within arm's length of the tree. It was watching him closely, he saw.
He tried to remember how Master Evyndd spoke when he was declaiming spells;
how he formed the words and emphasized certain phrases. Placing both hands on
the smooth trunk, he stared straight into wood-laced eyes and said firmly, "By
the brotherhood that exists and has always existed between your kind and mine,
I command you to walk!"
At best, he had decided, maybe something would happen. At worst, he would
become once more the laugh magnet he had always been. Well, he could deal with
that.
Absorbing the impact of this unexpected behest, the tree hesitated. Then
branches twitched, leaves rustled, and--nothing.
"I'm sorry," the sycamore murmured. Oak, willow, and maple were watching
intently. "Nothing's happening."
"Try again," Oskar urged it. "All of you, try."
This time the collective thrashing of leaves and twigs drew the attention of
his companions. Wandering over, Cezer placed a comradely hand on the other
man's shoulder. His tone was unexpectedly sympathetic.
"It's okay, Oskar. Having come so far only to be stuck here, we're all
frustrated, not knowing which way to jump." His strong fingers slid off the
dog-man's arm. "But the Master is dead, pigs don't fly, and trees don't walk.
We'll just have to blunder through somehow on our own." Turning to rejoin the
conversation with Cocoa and Mamakitty, he could not resist a teasing smile.
"Unless, that is, you know some magic words, or are holding on to a pouch of
magic powder, or a bottle of magic liquid."
There was nothing more he could do, Oskar realized. No harm had come from the
trying, Taj assured him gently, speaking as one would to the village idiot. As
if the songster were some kind of expert in matters mystical. Oskar started to
rejoin them, when something Cezer had said struck him with more than a little
force.
The bond between dogs and trees could not be denied--though as to the inherent
enchanted nature of the fluid involved, he was not qualified to say. If
anything lay in favor of trying the thing, it was the fact that such an effort
would have met with the approval of their former master. Wherever possible,
when preparing his potions, Evyndd had always been in favor of employing
natural over artificial ingredients. They were, Oskar had once heard him
declare, more potent.
Turning back to the sycamore, he proceeded to unfasten his pants and direct a
stream of liquid at the base of the young tree. It was an entirely unforced
and natural gesture, one he had performed hundreds of times without thinking.
This time it was accompanied by thought, an inescapable raising of his right
leg, and a reanimated restatement of the requisite command.
"Walk, dammit!"
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forcefully that its fore roots ripped clear of the ground. With a twist, it
turned away--only to find itself standing, free of the encumbering earth, for
the first time in its young life. Hesitantly, it thrust several roots forward
at a speed far greater than normal growth would have ordinarily allowed. The
decidedly deciduous trunk followed. More of a slithering than a walking, the
awkward action nonetheless advanced the astonished tree across the surface.
"I suffered a shower of starlings once," it declared, "but this development is
more shocking by far."
"Keep practicing." Pants still undone, Oskar moved from sycamore to willow and
repeated the anointing procedure, complete with command. By the time he
reached the expectant maple, the other three trees were rapidly gaining
control of their exotic new capability, thromping about with much waving of
branches and bowing of crowns. This was fortunate, since his store of
surprisingly potent potion was nearly exhausted. Other nearby transplants who
could only watch the newly mobile boles were no less stunned by what they were
seeing.
"I've got to hand it to you, Oskar," Taj declared. "Metaphorically speaking,
of course. I never thought this might be what Master Evyndd had in mind on
those many occasions when he spoke of the free flow of enchantment."
Mamakitty was rubbing the back of her neck and grinning. "Does this mean a
plentiful supply of water means unlimited access to necromancy?"
"Now, now, let's have a care not to vex our good friend." Taking a moment to
shake Oskar's hand, a smiling Cezer was careful of which hand he shook. "I
have to admit I never suspected the depths of your innate abilities, old
friend."
"Then we have our guide," a delighted Mamakitty observed, "and not just one,
but four! You will guide us?" she inquired of the trees.
"We would be thrilled to do so, making use of this new skill we could
previously only observe and envy." The oak hesitated. "If only what you
require was that easy." Extending a branch toward the woods, the oak drew it
back peppered with thorns. "Though we can find you a path through the forest,
we cannot render the way less hostile."
The willow brought together several dozen branches in a single graceful wave.
"We are of the same substance as the forest, and might well survive such a
dangerous journey. You, however, are mere flesh, easily pierced and punctured.
Drawing the full attention of nearby growths, you would not last but a few
hours before your limbs were torn from your trunks or your life-sap was
forcibly spilled out upon the ground."
Having accomplished so much, Oskar was not about to be put off by new
warnings, however dire. "So long as we have an actual route, and are not
reduced to simply stumbling blindly through the maze that is the forest, we
have with us the means for making real progress, no matter what spiteful
individual trees or thickets may choose to do."
"Ahh!" the sycamore sighed. "More magic!"
"That is a matter of opinion." Eyeing his companions, Oskar accepted their
individual nods or words of readiness to press on before turning deliberately
and uttering a single word.
"Axe."
Samm was more than ready: the giant was eager for the opportunity to finally
put his exceptional strength and stamina to a real test. Taking the lead, he
lumbered resolutely into the woods. Almost immediately, he was struck by a
barrage of thorns. Ignoring the pain, monumental axe held high, he waded
purposefully into the bosk of crannochs. With his first swing he cut down not
one but three of the gnarled, spiny-armed boles. The cry of anger and distress
that rose from the bosk was as unmistakable as it was surprised.
When the last of the thorn-throwing crannochs had been lopped, Samm sat down
on a stump and allowed himself to be dethorned by the solicitous Cocoa and
Mamakitty. With more flesh to penetrate, he had been at less risk of serious
injury than his smaller companions. Not to mention the fact that his skin was,
unsurprisingly, much tougher.

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Meanwhile Oskar, Cezer, Taj, and the quartet of giddily ambulatory hardwoods
caucused in the clearing and plotted strategy.
"It won't always be this easy." Having been exiled as a rebellious stripling
of a sapling by being passed from branch to inimical branch, the zealous maple
knew whereof it spoke. "Word of the carnage your hulking friend has wrought
will spread quickly through the woods. Schemes will be devised to stop you."
"And to return us to our border isolation," the willow whimpered.
"No one and no thing is going to keep us from reaching the Kingdom of Blue."
Mamakitty's resolute words served to reassure, if not entirely convince, their
tetrad of new guides. "Just show us the path of least resistance."
Oak and sycamore entwined branches. "We store no such itinerary in our xylem,
but we will find a way, sensing a path from tree to tree."
"Inflexible trees," declared the maple sturdily. "Rooted trees. Trees
incapable of movement unless they are dead and falling." Half a dozen thick,
strong roots rose from the ground and wiggled their tips. Cezer had to fight
back the urge to jump on them. "Such a wondrous feeling." Bark lashes
fluttered at Oskar. "You had better hope it does not catch on. From what I can
perceive, bipeds such as yourselves would not live so well if all the trees in
your land suddenly took to walking about on their own."
Cocoa nodded. "It would certainly complicate certain activities. House
building, for example. Not to mention the havoc such mobility would wreak in
orchards."
"Verbal cooperation might replace silent coercion," Taj suggested. "I, for
one, wouldn't know how to survive in a world where trees rejected my presence.
Where would I sleep? Where would I raise a family? I'm speaking as if I were
occupying my normal physique, of course," he hastened to add.
"We would all have difficulties," Cezer agreed. "Or at least, our human
companions would."
"You mean owners, don't you?" Oskar corrected him.
Cezer favored him with that look of unalloyed haughtiness only felines can
muster. "Speak for yourself. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff." Turning, he
started off into the woods, the light continuing to give him, as well as
everything around him, a collective greenish cast. "Let's begin. The sooner we
reach the Kingdom of Blue, the sooner we'll be rid of this infernal foliage."
He nodded in the direction of their guides. "Present timber excepted, of
course."
That much could not be denied, Oskar knew. And what awaited them in that next
unknown, mysterious kingdom? If the pattern of rainbows held true, beyond it
lay the Kingdom of Purple, where, the lecherous soldier-scholar Captain Covalt
of the Red Dragoons had told them, they would have the best chance of finding
the white light that contained all colors. Assuming they made it that far. As
for himself, he was not nearly in so great a hurry to depart from the Kingdom
of Green as were his companions.
He quite liked trees, and prior to arriving in this place, had been entirely
convinced that, they liked him.

FOURTEEN

Its unrelieved hostility to trespassers aside, the amazingly dynamic forest
that seemed to comprise the whole of the Kingdom of Green was an impressive
place--far more so than its benign otherworld counterparts like the Fasna
Wyzel. Instead of trees of a type, all flourished in the verdantly egalitarian
domain. Evergreens grew side by side with tropical diderocarps, while the
hardy dwarf brush of the near tundra snuggled close to mangroves, cypress, and
other tropical water-loving trees. Palms shaded wild roses, while ginkgoes
wrapped long, spreading branches around the trunks of exfoliating eucalypti.
There was room for all, without rhyme or reason or regard for climate or soil.
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magical place, Oskar marveled.
If only it wasn't trying so hard to kill them.
"I don't understand." Ducking a flung, unrecognizable nut somewhere in size
and shape between coco and filbert, he and his companions waited while Samm
strode forward to chop down the offending growth. "Doesn't this forest
understand we mean it no harm?"
Their white maple guide strove to explain while simultaneously shielding Oskar
with its trunk from attack by the surrounding vegetation. "Most of the trees
in this forest kingdom consider all nongrowing things a threat. Unlike my
friends and I, the majority of them are only broad-leafed, not broad-minded.
Mobiles dig up our roots, devour our seeds, rip off our bark to eat, or bore
through it to lay their parasitic eggs in our heartwood. Those capable of
thought like yourselves cut us up and use our bodies for shelter, or burn us
to provide the additional heat their own bodies are not capable of producing."
Branches leaned in the direction of the perambulating sycamore.
"When but a sapling, Oppin there had a particularly close grove mate. They
shared soil and the same access to sunlight. One night the other had a dream,
of marching bipeds like yourselves armed with things called saws. Its screams
upon awakening unnerved a whole section of forest. Poor thing was never the
same after that. All his leaves fell out, he developed a severe scale
infestation, and eventually he just withered."
"I'm sorry about that," Oskar responded, "but it's no reason to fear my
friends and I."
"Well, not you, perhaps. But your companions are different."
"We're all different. And we're not actually bipeds."
"Ah, an enchantment! Ever since you roused us from our plots, I have been
wondering about that. It does not matter. You are bipeds now, and will
continue to be perceived as such by the forest."
"It doesn't matter." Cezer started forward as soon as Samm indicated that it
was once more safe to proceed. "With our serpentine friend to clear the way,
we'll be through in no time."
"His activities are certainly making an impression." Ambling along on its
strong, magically emancipated roots, the oak inspected the carcass of the
fallen bousoun tree. No longer would it grow, or throw, potentially lethal
bousoun nuts at wandering travelers. "Each passing day sees a steady
diminution in the frequency of these attacks."
Mamakitty shuffled thick leaf litter with her feet, wishing she had the time
and the anatomical structure to scamper through the crunchy, crackling ground
cover on all fours. "Hopefully, the trees that lie ahead of us will find out
from others what is happening and let us pass without incident." She nodded in
the direction of their oversize companion. "I worry that our large friend may
be getting tired."
The giant overheard her. "Not at all," he rumbled in response. Resting on his
shoulder, the stone blade of the great axe was now stained with sap. "I like
cutting down trees."
Off to the left, Oskar thought he saw a stand of sugar pines shudder. That was
not surprising. Word of Samm's ongoing depredations on behalf of the advancing
travelers had surely spread throughout this part of the kingdom by now. What
was unsettling was that Oskar thought he could feel the trees shudder. No
matter how dense their network of roots, they ought not to have been capable
of disturbing the earth that forcefully.
There it was again: a distinct and unequivocal trembling underfoot. And then a
third tremor, stronger still.
"What do you make of this quaking?" In the olivine-tinted light, Cocoa's
striking green eyes appeared almost black.
"You feel it, too?" He shifted his attention to their sycamore. It had edged
closer to the willow and the maple. The oak continued to stand off by itself,
studying not the route ahead or the surrounding trees but the soil underfoot.
"I don't need a tree to tell me what's happening." Wary and alert, Cezer had
come to a halt. Though his sword remained in its scabbard, he scanned the

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surrounding woods uneasily. "Something's coming."
"Something big." Samm unlimbered his implacable axe.
"There!" A startled Taj whistled as loudly as he could.
It came crashing through the dense woodland, its massive crown overawing the
surrounding growths. The green-hued light could not entirely obscure the fact
that its trunk was an odd grayish hue, with a highly distinctive scale-like
bark. Branches grew up rather than out, and many were themselves thicker
around than all but the largest trees. It was very simply the biggest
ambulatory thing Oskar and his companions had ever seen.
And it was coming straight toward them on short but immensely powerful roots.
"It is the greatest of all trees--a kauri!" The willow fairly threw itself
forward, scrabbling across the ground at a speed Oskar would not have believed
it capable of mustering. Its three panicked companions followed frantically in
its wake.
Having seen how Oskar had liberated four of the iconoclasts among them, the
trees of the forest had somehow conspired to set into motion the most
monumental of their own kind, an ancient and monstrous member of the pine
family. Samm's axe was useless against such a perambulating colossus. It would
take the giant weeks, not moments, to make a dent in the gigantic girth. As to
the tree's actual intentions, Oskar did not intend to linger to find them out.
"Run!" he heard himself shouting. The warning was unnecessary, as everyone had
already taken flight, sprinting to escape the lumbering wooden massif. It was
enormous, he noted, but slow, the leafy crown swaying back and forth with each
uncertain step. Though he missed the ability to move rapidly on all fours, he
soon saw that he and his friends should easily be able to outdistance the
oncoming colossus.
He looked back over his shoulder only when Cocoa screamed. What he saw sent
his heart leaping into his throat and choked off his next breath.
The kauri was falling. It was sacrificing itself, descending in a dreamy but
rapidly accelerating arc of inescapability. It was so broad none could evade
its bulk, so tall that Cezer and Mamakitty, running in the lead, did not have
room enough to escape its reach. The majestic bole toppled completely in a
matter of seconds, smashing into the ground with a thunderous roar that could
be heard throughout much of the Kingdom of Green, taking mature trees, dozens
of smaller saplings, and a whole thicket of bushes down with it. Impacted dust
and dirt rose fifty feet into the air, while splinters flew at lethal velocity
in every direction.
Then all was quiet once more. A few woodland dwellers crept from their hiding
places to have a look at the fallen giant. Slowly settling dust motes danced
in the sunlight that was now able to reach the forest floor in the wake of the
colossus's suicide. Of bipedal travelers and their accompanying quaternion of
talkative trees, there was no sign save for some splintered branches and a
mighty axe that, in the absence of its owner, lay useless and forlorn amid the
settling debris.
After some time had passed, it occurred to Oskar that he was not dead. He
ought to be, he knew. The last thing he remembered was the falling bulk of the
kauri blotting out the light and then, silence.
Opening his eyes, he saw nothing. At that moment even heavily green-tinted
darkness would have been welcome, but this was deeper than that. It was as
black and solid as a wall. It pressed tightly against his mind as well as his
vision. Experimentally, he tried wiggling his right hand. Nothing moved, not
even a finger. He could barely flutter his eyelids. But his tongue flicked
freely within his mouth, and a strong second effort allowed him to move his
jaws slightly up and down. His limbs, however, were trapped in place. He could
not even scratch at the confines of his prison.
The rest of his senses proffered only sketchy information. He heard nothing,
but his nose brought to him several pungent, distinguishing odors. Primarily
of cellulose, but also of sap and dust, of decaying mold and diligent insects.
There was around him an overwhelmingness of wood. Extending his teeth as far
as he could, he gnawed at the material that held him prisoner. Definitely

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wood.
Then he heard a voice, sharp and clear in his ears. Mamakitty sounded more
positive than she had any right to. "I think we're inside the tree that fell
on us."
"That's something of a contradiction, isn't it?" Smothered by the
all-encompassing darkness, Cezer was subdued, but still defiant. "If that
mother of all splinters landed on us, which certainly fits my last
recollection, then it should have squashed us flatter than that old rubber
ball we used to play with in front of the Master's house."
"But it didn't." That was Cocoa speaking, Oskar noted. "I can't move a hand to
touch myself, and I can't see a thing, but I don't feel flattened. I certainly
don't feel dead."
"You don't sound dead, either," Mamakitty observed. "Samm, can you reach your
axe?"
The slow, even voice of the giant was reassuring as always, if not on this
particular occasion especially encouraging. "I don't even know where it is.
When the tree came down, I tried to jump clear of the trunk. Obviously, I
failed. When I jumped, I threw my axe aside. Not that it would matter if it
had been entombed with me. I can't move my arms or legs."
"So we're trapped inside the fallen tree," Cocoa observed. "We're alive, but
unable to move. Breathing, but incapable of freeing ourselves. I'm not sure I
wouldn't rather have been flattened. At least that would have been quick."
"This is more of Master Evyndd's magic," Mamakitty murmured knowingly. "It is
protection of a sort I would deem peculiar, unless we can somehow free
ourselves from these wooden bonds. Samm?"
"I'm sorry, Mamakitty. Even if I could somehow reconstruct my former body, I
see not a single hole large enough to slip a worm through, much less my
previous self. As for breaking free, I cannot move even a finger. This is no
flimsy wooden cage that holds us, but a tree as thick and solid as it is huge.
We will not break free by chewing at its interior with our teeth."
Cocoa's voice fell. "Then we are well and truly trapped here, to survive an
unknown while longer until we expire from thirst and hunger."
"Maybe our four wooden friends had the easier way out." Straining, Oskar felt
that his eyes might be adapting to the absence of light. Another
contradiction, he scolded himself firmly. "You'll notice none of them have
said anything since the treefall."
"Maybe they managed to escape." Taj was more hopeful than sanguine.
"I don't see how," Samm hissed softly. "The fleetest among them was not as
quick as you or I." His ponderous sigh rippled through the dark wood. "I fear
they'll be of no further help to us. Kindling makes a poor guide."
"What does that matter?" groused Cezer. "What we need now is a giant drill,
operated from the outside, to liberate us. If I could reach my sword, I might
be able to at least start to cut us free. But as Samm has pointed out, while
our hands are not tied, they are completely immobilized. All we can do is
talk. That will open only old wounds, not a way out."
Especially if I have to listen to your interminable bitching and moaning until
I expire. Oskar kept the thought to himself. Snapping at one another would
only make an already unpleasant situation intolerable.
Silence descended within the imprisoning expanse of the fallen tree as a sense
of utter hopelessness came to dominate the thoughts of the entombed. We've
failed you, Master Evyndd, Oskar thought glumly. Not Cezer's elongating blade,
nor the cats' ability to meld with shadows, not Samm's great strength, nor his
own unique talent for inspiring movement in other trees, were of any use to
them now. They would be mummified within the kauri, interred out of sight and
mind of the rest of the world. No one would find them, no one would know what
had happened to them, and no one would care. And why should they? After all,
the adventurers were no more than common household pets who had momentarily
been raised above their station.
For a little while, that raising had given them dignity and abilities beyond
understanding. It appeared now that it was all for naught.

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He was not certain when Taj began to whistle. It was a pleasant change from
the episodes of deathly silence, and certainly more uplifting than Cezer's
sporadic whining. Oskar appreciated the songster's attempt to lighten their
mental burden. If nothing else, a little buoyant minstrelsy would help to
raise their spirits. He would have thanked Taj, but he was enjoying the
tuneful warbling too much to interrupt. Apparently, everyone else felt the
same way.
Time passed, until a subtle vibrating in his ears caused Oskar to wonder if
the inevitable loss of cognition, with its concurrent mental disturbances, had
begun to take hold of his mind. As the noise intensified, however, he came to
the conclusion that it was a real sound and not a deranged figment of his
lonely imagination.
"Mamakitty?"
"I hear it also." Though careful and qualified, her positive response was
heartening. "What it is I do not know."
"Kind of a wild, clucking noise," Cocoa ventured.
Cezer was not one to be easily encouraged. "But of course! We are in the
process of being rescued by a giant chicken with an unquenchable taste for
pine knots."
"Be quiet," Mamakitty chided him, "and listen. Or have you failed to note that
Taj continues with his singing?"
It was true, Oskar realized. Ignoring his companions' increasingly vigorous
debate, the songster maintained his steady trilling. Trying to find something
in it besides the purely euphonic, Oskar failed completely. But then, except
for an occasional howl at the moon more notable for its enthusiasm than any
resemblance to actual harmony, he was no connoisseur of music.
The clacking vibration continued to increase in volume, leaving those
imprisoned within the body of the fallen tree as apprehensive as they were
bemused. What impending event could it portend? Of what significance was Taj's
uninterrupted song? Between incessant warble and unceasing vibration, Oskar
felt he might go mad. He would have given anything simply to have been able to
clap his hands over the sides of his head, but his limbs remained imprisoned
at his sides.
Something struck him in the eye with such force that he cried out. Instantly,
a flurry of concerned voices reverberated in his ears.
"Oskar--! What is it, what's wrong? What hurt you?"
He swallowed. At least he could do that much. "Light--I see light!"
"Impossible!" growled Cezer. "There's no light inside this damned tree."
"And something else," the dog-man added.
"What?" an anxious Mamakitty demanded to know.
Oskar hesitated only briefly. "I don't know--but it sees me."
The small figure that was staring back at him querulously cocked its head to
one side. Then, apparently satisfied, it resumed its work. So did its several
dozen colleagues. The source of both the vibration and the peculiar loud
clicking noise was now clear. It was the sound a woodpecker made while
searching for the insects that scuttled about beneath a tree's bark.
Only in this instance, it was a sound generated not by one but by hundreds of
woodpeckers, all working in unison with a unanimity of purpose otherwise
unknown to their kind, summoned hither at the behest of a certain song
propounded and somehow successfully put forth by a former master winged
warbler named Taj.
"I don't know how I did it."
The songster was sitting on the rim of the great cavity the woodpeckers and
flickers and all their multifarious, industrious relatives had made in the
flank of the fallen kauri. Oskar relaxed nearby, engaged in the ongoing task
of removing a seemingly infinite supply of splinters and sawdust from his
skin, hair, and clothing. Mamakitty was helping Cocoa to do the same. Below
them, thousands of sharp-beaked birds had exposed the bodies of and were
working hard to free Cezer and Samm, who alone among the travelers were still
imprisoned within the tree.

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"You must have some idea." Oskar extracted a sliver of durable kauri from
beneath his right arm.
Hands clasped between his knees, the songster watched his feathery brethren at
work and smiled ingenuously. "I really don't. As you know, the Master was
always fond of my singing. He used to try to teach me his favorite songs, but
I preferred my own. My kind is very good at piling variation on top of
variation. Stuck inside the tree, I found myself wondering what could get us
out. A human would have thought about a drill, or a saw. A dog, maybe, about
digging, and a snake about wriggling out a crack or a hole." He looked away
shyly.
"Me, I thought about pecking. But canaries aren't very well equipped for that
sort of work, and humans even less so. So I wondered who would be good at it,
and what kind of song might bring them to help us." He gestured at the hollow
in which woodpeckers swarmed like ants, battering at the kauri heartwood with
their beaks. "And here they are."
Oskar's brows creased. "But how could they hear you singing through all that
wood, and so many, from so far away?"
Once again the songster could only shrug. "To know that, you would have to ask
Master Evyndd. But each of us has been given a little magic that is part and
parcel of ourselves. What more natural than that my singing should be
similarly so fortified?"
"I wish Evyndd had been more explicit, instead of leaving us to find these
things out for ourselves."
Taj flicked wood dust from his boots. "Perhaps he felt it would have
frightened us to learn of such abilities before we had spent time getting used
to our human forms. Perhaps he feared that, inexperienced and clumsy as we
are, we might have done more damage knowing about them than not. Again, you
would have to ask him."
"I wish I could." Rising to his feet, Oskar brushed at his pants and peered
down into the cavity. Cezer was almost free, while Samm's bulkier frame would
require a bit more effort on the part of the diligent birds. "I wish he was
here now, to guide us and help us, instead of leaving us to stumble onward by
ourselves, suffering and learning as we go."
Taj's tone was unusually contemplative for the normally high-strung singer. "I
imagine that the suffering is a component of the learning."
Oskar grunted. "That sounds like something a sorcerer would say. Don't let
Cezer hear you say that. Our excitable swordsman is of a different opinion."
"And at the moment, of mouth." Looking down, rhythmically tapping the side of
the wood depression with the heels of his boots, Taj could not repress a grin.
"It's full of wood dust."
Together they watched and waited as the army of woodpeckers finished freeing
the remaining two members of the party. Then, their work done, the ivory-bills
and flickers, three-toeds and chestnuts, short-tails and long-tails, rose
individually and in groups to disappear back into the depths of the forest. As
for those inimical woods, they remained still and silent. Perhaps, Oskar
mused, the ill-natured nature of this place was still stunned by the
travelers' escape from the entombing gravitas of the sacrificing kauri. If so,
then now would be an especially auspicious time to resume their journey,
before the denizens of the Kingdom of Green could regain their wits and
conjure yet another devilment to place in the visitors' way.
Cezer proved uncharacteristically subdued as he climbed out of the gaping hole
in the side of the fallen colossus. No doubt, Oskar decided, his friend's term
of interment had given him ample, if unwanted, time for reflection. In any
event, his tone was conciliatory rather than contrary, and his sentences short
on (though not entirely devoid of) the expected flurry of expletives. As for
Samm, he was his usual stolid self. Used as he was to remaining motionless for
extended periods of time, he had been less affected than any of his companions
by the potentially traumatizing incident. Brushing chunks of woodpecker-pecked
wood from his shoulders, he walked a short distance from the fallen giant to
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the falling bole.
Freed from their inscrutable wooden prison and gathered together again, they
spent the rest of the day searching for their missing forest friends. Of
hopeful willow and stoic oak, eager sycamore and unrepentant maple, there was
no sign save the millions of splinters that formed a broken and shattered bed
beneath the immense bulk of the fallen kauri. By unspoken agreement, no one
knelt to examine individual fragments too closely, lest they discover bits and
pieces of their former guides. It was not the first time Oskar had wept over
the loss of a memorable tree.
Without anyone to lead them, they were forced to continue eastward on their
own, using their shared innate sense of direction while trying to keep to the
course set by the absent quartet. Oskar's conjecture that the hostile woodland
had been left dazed by their woodpecker-aided escape could not be proven, but
for whatever reason, they were not attacked as they trekked steadily to the
east. No concussion-causing nuts came their way, no flying thorns, no looping
vines. Swiftly upthrusting saplings did not arise to form an obstructing
palisade in front of them, and roots failed to erupt from the bare earth to
clutch at their feet. If the forest had not been left stunned by their
unexpected breakout, neither did it act to further hinder their progress. Or
perhaps it simply feared the threatening presence of the great cutting axe
that rode on Samm's broad shoulder.
Then there came a day when the trees finally began to thin out in front of
them. The pale green light ahead darkened slightly, turning a marvelous shade
of aquamarine. In the distance they could see clearly the sun setting behind a
bright blue sea, above which blue clouds hung in a cerulean sky. After
marching for days between oppressive walls of green that might at any moment
choose to crumple inward or otherwise assail them, the travelers were mightily
grateful to emerge from their soaring company.
Of course, the sea presented an entirely new and, in its own way, potentially
far more awkward barrier to their advancement. Oskar didn't care. Anything was
better than being trapped among the troublesome trees and their inimical ilk.
"Behold the Kingdom of Blue!" Cezer declared grandly as he spread his arms
wide. "For such it must surely be. See where the color change takes place
midway between kingdoms?"
Previously, it had been difficult to determine exactly where one kingdom of
light ended and another began. No such confusion reigned here. The boundary
between the two was clearly delineated by the sandy beach that ran from the
outskirts of the forest down to the water's edge. Where sea met land, there
lay the border between kingdoms. The fact that it was in a constant, if
placid, state of flux determined by the movement of the minuscule waves
lapping at the shore did not trouble anyone. Certainly the trees that ruled
the Kingdom of Green did not object, and if there were any inhabitants of the
Kingdom of Blue who felt contrariwise about the continuously shifting line,
they apparently felt no need to comment on the matter.
"We're going to need some kind of boat or raft." Advancing, Mamakitty pushed
past an unprotesting young sapling.
Stumbling against a protruding root, Taj looked over at her more sharply than
he intended. "I concur, but don't expect me to try and cut any wood for it.
Not when the wood in question is liable to object strenuously to the action."
"We've passed many dead trees." Samm hefted his axe. "If we lash them together
with vines, I'm sure we can put together a craft capable of carrying all of
us."
"Fssst, yes--but carrying us to where?" Cezer wondered aloud. "I don't know
about the rest of you, but I'm no sailor. In fact, I've never been fond of
pond water, much less the ocean." He nodded toward the tranquil sea. "Now that
I've actually set eyes on it, I'm even less enthusiastic."
"As am I." Mamakitty's reaction was not unexpected, Oskar knew. Cocoa
mentioned her own distaste a moment later.
"Like it or not, we're going to have to cross it." Shading his eyes with one
hand, Oskar tried to see across the water and found that he could not. Unlike

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the cat-folk, he was not troubled by the prospect of an ocean voyage. Like
every dog he'd ever met, he loved the water. In this he shared an affinity
with Samm. As for Taj, the songster was indifferent. It would be a new
experience for him to have to travel on water instead of high above it.
Oskar was pondering whether a suitable dugout could be fashioned from a fallen
spruce when the first pale coils exploded from the sand to wrap around him.
Yells of alarm and shouts of surprise confirmed that his companions were under
similar assault from beneath the surface.
Reaching for his sword, he looked on in horrified fascination as a pair of
pallid wooden tentacles promptly punched their way out of a parent trunk to
lock themselves around his wrist before he could draw the weapon. Though they
might well have belonged to some fantastical sea creature, they did not
represent an assault from the Kingdom of Blue. They were not soft, like flesh,
but hard, like--wood.
Roots, he thought. Then he noted their smoothness, the absence of tiny cilia
or branchlets capable of extracting water and nutrients from the soil. If not
roots, then what? he wondered as the rapidly expanding tentacles tightened
around him. He could not get loose; neither could he make use of his
sharp-edged blade to cut his way free. From nearby, the book-loving Mamakitty
(well, she loved curling up and going to sleep on them, anyway) shouted a
warning that came too late. It confirmed his fear that the forest of the
Kingdom of Green had not done with them yet.
"Strangler fig!" she managed to gasp out.
So that was what had surprised and overwhelmed him and his friends while their
attention had been distracted by the newly revealed beach and the sea beyond.
They were under attack from trees that even in their normal, natural,
nonsentient state, were endowed with the ability to commit murder. Normally,
the lethality of the strangler fig was confined to other trees, which it
encircled and smothered from the ground up, eventually choking the host growth
to death. Now several members of that quietly murderous tribe had been given
the task of doing to the intruders what they would normally do to their woody
brethren. The abnormal growth spurt the figs at the edge of the forest were
demonstrating must have been in preparation for days, as the travelers came
closer and closer. The deadly rate of growth was nothing short of phenomenal.
Oskar could feel the multiple wooden shoots swelling around him. As they
expanded, they formed a tighter and tighter cage around his pinioned body. The
pressure on his ribs was becoming intense. To one side, he could see Cocoa
frantically sawing away with her knife. Though she still had both hands free
to wield the blade, she was making little headway toward freedom. The fig that
now enclosed her put on new wood faster than she could cut it away.
"Help, somebody, please!" That was Taj. The songster was in obvious pain. What
denizens of the sky could he whistle up to aid him? Oskar wondered. It would
take a thousand eagles clawing away in unison just to keep up with the
stranglers' impossibly rapid growth.
One bulging bole was putting exceptional pressure on the dog-man's right side.
When he tried to force it back, he found it was like pushing against a wall.
Beyond his line of sight, even the always poised Mamakitty was starting to
moan.
Could he influence these trees as he had influenced others? Desperately, he
tried to repeat his actions of days before. Unfortunately, he was so terrified
that his insides refused to cooperate. As he struggled with his recalcitrant
bladder, he found himself wondering if Master Evyndd had ever suffered from a
similar problem. He suspected not.
Where, he wondered frantically, was incontinence when you needed it?
Something snapped loudly. He swallowed hard. But if someone's bones had been
broken with such audible force, he concluded, surely that individual would
have uttered a scream before fainting? And if not bones, then what could make
a noise like that?
Another snap and crack inspired him to wrench his head as far around to the
left as he could manage within the limiting confines of his rapidly

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contracting prison. What he saw gave him hope, even though time was running
short for all of them.
A massive strangler had sprung up around the largest member of their party.
But as it contracted around him, instead of fighting the pressure, Samm had
let his torso relax. Demonstrating a flexibility that would have awed a circus
acrobat, the giant's unfettered arms and legs had wrapped themselves around
the trunk of the fig. Now it was their turn to tighten, as the giant fought
his assailant at its own game. What an awestruck Oskar found himself
witnessing was a battle between two of the world's most relentless
constrictors: one from the kingdom of animals, the other from that of plants.
Both killed by contracting, by exerting relentless, unforgiving pressure on
their prey, be it motile or fixed in place.
The sharp cracks Oskar had heard had come from the sound of wood snapping.
All those magical abilities the prescient Master Evyndd had bequeathed to his
companions sprang ultimately from natural talents they had already possessed
in their previous states: Taj's singing to call the squadron of woodpeckers,
the cats' ability to blend in with and fight shadows, Oskar's special
hereditary bond with trees. Now it was the turn of, not Samm the giant, but
Samm the great constrictor, to squeeze back. As his increasingly put-upon
companions cheered him on, the giant broke first one limb, and then another,
and another, until chunks of shattered wood lay piled at his feet. At last
unencumbered, he repeated these mighty efforts to free his friends, breaking
apart one at a time the tentacles of the strangler figs that imprisoned them.
It had been a near thing. Mamakitty was in the last stages of asphyxiation by
the time Samm managed to reach her, and Taj unconscious. Steady massage
applied by a throatily purring Cocoa (massage being another specialty of cats,
Oskar knew) helped to revive the songster, leading Cezer to lament aloud the
fact that he had not been permitted to pass out himself.
"The axe would have been faster," Samm apologized when the last of them had
been freed from the wooden embrace, "but dangerous." He gestured to where the
imposing instrument lay resting on the sand. "It's not good for close-in
work." Envisioning that massive stone blade chopping away next to his formerly
captive flesh, Oskar could only agree.
"Everyone's okay, then?" As she spoke, Mamakitty was rubbing her upper arms
where the embrace of the strangler fig had been particularly unforgiving. When
the last of her comrades assented or otherwise indicated in the affirmative,
she nodded tersely. "All right, then. Enough of the Kingdom of Green. It's
time to build a boat! And remember as we work that we have only this last
territory to cross to reach the Kingdom of Purple, wherein hopefully lies the
white light that contains all colors, which we shall restore to the
Gowdlands!"
A few weakened cheers greeted her attempt to inspire them. It was not that her
words were lacking in vigor or animation: just that her companions were still
too sore from the bruising effects of the strangler figs to respond with more
than desultory expansions of sorely afflicted rib cages and lungs.
It was Cezer who was first back into the forest, and therefore first to cry
out with dismay.
"There was a big fallen log here." He did not have to identify the exact spot
where the bole he spoke of had lain. A long, wide depression marred the earth.
"Now it's gone!"
"We can see that." Mamakitty was more puzzled than concerned. "It's all right,
Cezer. We'll find another."
But they didn't. And though they braved a resurgence of flung thorns and
whipping vines to probe ever farther back the way they had come, and even did
some scouting off to the sides of their previous path, they found nothing
suitable for the building of a dugout canoe, or even a raft. Every single
fallen log had been removed, or concealed, by the forest. Unable to stop them,
it had apparently chosen to deny them even the use of its dead.
"What now?" Taj would have sat down on a log had they been able to find one.
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of living trees in the absence of dead ones?" He eyed Samm's axe suggestively.
"It appears we have no choice." Mamakitty gazed hopefully at the giant. "Do
you think you can do it, Samm? It would take too long and therefore expose you
to too many attacks from multiple sources for you to cut down a tree big
enough to serve as a dugout. So we'll have to use smaller trees and try to
fashion some kind of a raft."
He shrugged broad, powerful shoulders. "I'm willing to try. But if the forest
has gone and defended its dead so dynamically, I'm sure it will exert even
greater efforts to protect those trees still living. Still"--he rose to his
feet, brushing sand from his lower legs--"I've cut down plenty of thorn trees
and nut-throwers already. It shouldn't be impossible to manage a few more."
His soft smile was as unintentionally mesmerizing as his unblinking stare. "I
can deal with a few cuts and bruises."
"Maybe you won't have to," announced a familiar voice. From contemplating the
ominous depths of the waiting woods, they all turned to see Cocoa standing in
the water. Quite a ways out in the water, in fact. One arm held high, she
waved cheerily back at her friends.
"Come on in," she called to them. "Not only is the water fine--it's not even
up to my knees!"

FIFTEEN

Feeling a little light-headed, Oskar rushed to join her. The others followed
at a more decorous pace: Cezer and Mamakitty because to them entry into even
shallow water was a disagreeable business to be embarked upon only after sober
consideration, Taj because the experience was wholly new to him, and Samm
simply because when given the choice, he tended to do things more deliberately
than his companions.
Not Oskar. Knees lifting high with each stride, legs pumping energetically, he
made a joyous, splashing dash to catch up with Cocoa. If not precisely in his
element, he was for once in their long journey more comfortable in new
surroundings than any of his friends. She shut her eyes and turned away from
him as his flailing legs threw water in all directions.
"Hey-ssst! I'd like to keep as much of me as dry as possible for as long as
possible, if you don't mind." Raising her left arm, she began licking away the
droplets that clung there.
"Sorry. Guess I got a little carried away." Slightly abashed, he bent at the
waist and with cupped hands began to throw water in the opposite direction for
the sheer joy of it. The blue-toned liquid felt a little heavier, a little
denser, than the ocean water Master Evyndd kept stored in a large Jeroboam. "I
keep forgetting that certain attitudes carry over, and that your kind finds
swimming and soaking unpleasant."
"It's not so much that it's unpleasant." She kept a wary eye on his active,
splashing hands. "It's just that it's cosmetically unflattering. Don't you
remember spending hours and hours trying to dry and groom yourself after a
compulsory bath?" When she drew only a blank look she sighed and turned toward
the eastern horizon. "No, come to think of it, I guess you don't."
"What's to dry and groom?" He promptly sat down. Composed almost entirely of
particles of what appeared to be very fine quartz, the bottom was eerily
translucent. He let the warm water swirl around his legs and partially
submerged lower body. At that point his previously uncooperative bladder
relaxed. Even though the shore was lined with trees aplenty, there was no way
he was going back into the Kingdom of Green. "You lie out in the sun until
you're dry. As for grooming, the wind takes care of that."
"You ought to know that that's not how cats do it. We're a little more proper
where our appearance is concerned." Shading her eyes with one hand, she
pointed across the water as Mamakitty trudged to a prudent halt nearby. "I
don't see any landmarks. No distant shore, no bump of an island, no trees:

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nothing."
"Perhaps the whole Kingdom of Blue is like this," the older woman speculated.
"Maybe we won't need a boat after all."
Taj tiptoed up behind them. "Surely it can't be all ocean. And if it is, there
must be places that are much deeper than here." He looked down at his booted
feet, clearly visible through the warm, pellucid salt water. "It defies
everything I've ever heard about such bodies of water. Anything this shallow
should quickly evaporate away."
Mamakitty eyed him thoughtfully. "How comes a canary to know so much about
oceans?"
He looked away. "I didn't spend all that time in the Master's study singing.
With my cage hanging over his desk, I couldn't help but look down at some of
the books he read."
"You're thinking of the oceans of our world; the ones Master Evyndd spoke of
often." As Samm joined them, the others moved to stand discreetly in his
cooling shadow. "Couldn't it be that the water here, where everything is so
saturated with blue, blue, blue, acts differently? Obviously it doesn't
evaporate as fast, or under the same rules. Or perhaps there are forces at
work we don't understand."
"Coming from a snake, that qualifies as almost an insight." Crouching but
making sure his backside stayed dry, Cezer scooped up a palmful of liquid and
brought it to his lips, They promptly curled back on contact. "Tastes like
thick salt water, looks like thick salt water, but that doesn't mean it has to
behave like thick salt water."
"There goes lunch!" Turning and leaping into the air, Cocoa came down with all
four hands and feet on a tranquil patch of sparkling clarity. The rivulets
that subsequently ran down her cheeks and chin were indicative of a good
effort but lack of success. "Missed, ssst!"
"What was it?" A curious Mamakitty waded over.
"Some funny-looking kind of flatfish. The only kind that would be comfortable
in these long shallows. Not a flounder, or a small halibut. Something
different."
Cezer licked his lips, and would have licked his whiskers had they grown long
enough. "A nice change from trail food. This traverse might not be so
uninteresting after all." Bending low, he began scanning the nearby shallows
and the crystalline sands beneath.
"Provided the water doesn't get up over our necks," Taj reminded him as he
joined in the hunt. Canaries liked fish, too, but only in the form of
minuscule flakes. With the addition of teeth, the songster had been
experiencing and enjoying a whole new universe of taste sensations ever since
the first day of their transformation. This was just as well, there being a
decided dearth of fruits and vegetables, not to mention seed, in evidence on
the route that lay ahead of them.
With three cat-folk on the prowl, locating and catching the fishlike denizens
of the shallows was a problem soon solved. Consumption, however, was another
matter entirely. In their human guises the travelers had grown used to cooked
food. Even if they had been able to locate any drifting wood, it would first
have to be dried. Assuming they managed to do that, they then faced the
dilemma of how to construct a fire in the midst of open ocean.
Returning cautiously to the beach, they managed to snatch some dead chips and
branches from beneath the disapproving gazes of the denizens of the Kingdom of
Green. The resultant humble blaze the travelers then managed to kindle on the
sand caused the nearest trees to bend away in horror.
"This is all very well and good for now," Taj pointed out, "but what are we
going to do when we start across the sea?"
Oskar shrugged indifferently. "I don't mind raw fish. How about you, Cez'?"
The swordsman was amenable. "Same here. We'll manage without human cooking
until we walk out on the far side." Mamakitty and Cocoa nodded agreement,
while Samm simply ignored the question. Everyone knew that not only did the
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food to be cut up.
"I think I saw some shell-wearing bottom dwellers moving about, too." Cocoa
spat out a cluster of limp, pale white lumps of cartilaginous material from
which her teeth had efficiently stripped the flesh. Conveniently, the
fish-things had no bones. "Scallops would make a nice addition to our diet, or
clams."
"We'll be fine." His belly stuffed with food the more agile cat-folk had
caught for him, the giant leaned back against his folded hands and stared out
to sea. "So long as it doesn't deepen I don't see any reason why we can't just
walk across." He gestured casually. "How big and dangerous can a creature get
that only has a foot of water in which to grow?"
"Beware overconfidence," Mamakitty warned him. "Deadly poisons often come in
small packages."
He turned to look at where she was seated near the cooking fire. "I don't plan
on doing anything stupid, but after all we've been through to get to this
point, I don't think I'm going to be afraid of anything I can step on."
"Or jump over," added Cezer.
"We can catch fresh food along the way," a confident Cocoa insisted. "All we
have to do is carry enough drinking water, and we can use the big leaves of
some of these trees for shade umbrellas." She sat back on her heels, looking
very pert and alert indeed, not unlike the cat that ate the cana--in deference
to their songster, she banished the aphorism from her mind. "And by the time
we reach the shores of the Kingdom of Purple, we will all have exceedingly
clean feet and ankles."
Certainly nothing happened the following day to diminish her optimism. Mile
after mile, the water varied in depth from place to place by no more than a
few inches. The cat-folk advanced with deliberate, easy strides; Taj with
unconsciously mincing precision; and Oskar with unfettered exuberance. As for
Samm, the giant trudged effortlessly forward, shouldering the bulk of their
supplies while suffering little more than the moistening of his feet and
ankles.
Everyone else had slung their boots and socks over their packs and rolled up
their pants legs to keep them as dry as possible. As suggested by Cocoa,
scavenged shade leaves kept them cool as the cantankerous Kingdom of Green
receded farther and farther behind them. Around them now, all was flat, teal
glare--blue sky, blue water, blue-tinged sand, azure-shelled bottom dwellers,
and the occasional wandering, sapphire-tinted invertebrate.
A week out from land marching steadily along beneath an unforgiving sun saw
their water supplies significantly reduced, but not yet dangerously so.
Everyone was still in good spirits, no one had stepped on anything deadly, and
supplemental food remained plentiful and easy to catch. When he lay down for
the night, the cat-folk took turns sleeping on Samm's back, that being the
only dry land within view. The giant could accommodate two of them at a time.
This did not always guarantee either sleeper a dry or restful nap, however,
since from time to time something in his pythonic dreams would bestir the
serpent-man, causing him to turn over in his slumber and dump his dozing
companions unceremoniously into the drink.
It was not dog heaven, Oskar reflected. Dogs were not fish, and like his
feline friends he preferred dry land to damp. But there was no question that
he was more at ease in the wet blue surroundings than all of his companions
save Samm. About time, too, he mused with gentle indignation. Come the Kingdom
of Purple, their situation might be reversed. With the Kingdom of Blue
imparting only dank distance as an obstacle, he found himself wondering what
the Kingdom of Purple might be like, and how they would go about locating and
securing a bundle of white light to take back with them to the Gowdlands.
Voicing the thought aloud, he was not surprised to receive a response. The
source, however, when he finally identified it, was something more than a
surprise: it was an unadulterated shock.
It was the ocean, shallow and warm and blue of hue, that had answered him, and
not one of his companions.

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Shooting from his resting place to a standing position, he stared wide-eyed at
the water rippling quietly around him. Surely he had imagined it. Surely the
heat had affected his concentration. One way, he knew, to find out.
Gazing down at the undulating water, he reiterated the thought. Sure enough,
for a second time, a sympathetic response was unhesitatingly forthcoming.
"Nothing know we about white light, sand treader, and no help can we give
thee."
It was truly the ocean that was replying, Oskar observed. One might dispute
the exact direction of the sound, but not the fact that it arose from
somewhere beneath the surface. He had felt the slight vibrations in the water
from the speech. Cocoa had come over to stand next to him, her shade leaf
parasol hovering above her normally calico-colored but presently blue-tinted
hair.
"There's something in the water, Oskar, and it's talking to you!"
"How can there be something in the water, Cocoa?" He had not taken his eyes
from the gently rippling surface that had emitted the sounds. "I don't see
anything moving, it's too shallow for something to disappear against the
bottom, and there's nowhere to hide." He bent lower. "Maybe something's living
under the sand?"
"Near the top the sand layer is transparent." She was bent over at the hips so
that her pert nose was less than an inch from the water. For once, her
enchanting personal perfume was overwhelmed by the odor of salt. "I think we'd
be able to see anything hiding within it."
"We are not living beneath the granules, but just under the surface,"
explained the speaker. "Come over this way. We know that we are difficult to
see. That is intentional."
Side by side, Oskar and Cocoa searched for the source of the tiny but emphatic
voice. Mamakitty was gazing curiously in their direction, while the other
members of the group were finishing their lunch.
"There!" Her feline vision better attuned to the movement of quick, small
objects, it was Cocoa who spotted the speaker first. With her help, Cezer soon
found himself staring at the same spot in the water. One by one, the others
joined them, and one by one, they found themselves alternately transfixed and
delighted by what they had discovered.
Drifting just beneath the limpid surface were dozens of tiny finned shapes,
human in outline and form save for their exceptionally broad nostrils and
mouths and slightly bulging eyes. Naked and perfectly formed, they either
darted to and fro at astonishing speeds or remained perfectly still. There was
no in-between motion; no languorous swimming or casual treading of water, no
measured acceleration. Movement was accomplished at maximum velocity or not at
all. The largest of the creatures was no bigger than Oskar's little finger.
Easy enough to espy, one might think, especially when clustered together by
the dozen. Except for one thing.
They were all of them, male and female alike, almost perfectly transparent.
The pale azure light of the Kingdom of Blue shone straight through them. Only
a faint hint of cobalt blue signifying the presence of tiny internal organs
had allowed Cocoa to pick them out from the surrounding liquid. That, and the
flash of light off their diaphanous skins when they moved. The minuscule flaps
of flesh that transformed hands into flippers and feet into fins were
virtually invisible.
"Why do thee seek white light?" The diminutive speaker was floating on its
back directly beneath Oskar's face. "Blue be best! There be no need for
another."
"Just so!" added a female of the species. Appearing as if from nowhere, she
came to a sudden stop alongside the speaker. "Blue be calm, blue be soothing,
blue be a color beyond reproving!"
"We need the white light to return color to our own homeland," Cocoa explained
obligingly, "where only a somber and depressing gray now rules."
"Oh, that's terrible, terrible!" The two tiny figures squealed simultaneously,
whirling about a common center until by their frenetic swimming they had

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generated a miniature whirlpool between them. It faded quickly when they
slowed to an abrupt stop. "What be 'gray'?" the male inquired curiously.
"It doesn't matter. It's our problem, not yours," Oskar told him. To Cocoa he
added, visibly relieved, "Even in the depths of a rainbow, I'm glad to see
that water doesn't possess the power of speech. For me, at least, such an
ability would make it hard to swallow."
Cocoa nodded knowingly. "It would surely give new meaning to the idea of
soaking up a conversation." Of the diminutive creatures bobbing below them she
inquired, "What are you called?"
The pair glanced at one another before replying. "Why, we are thweens, of
course. We live just beneath the surface. That is why it is hard for such as
thyselves to see us. The surface refracts the light around our bodies. When we
lie still, which is most of the time, or move rapidly about, which is the rest
of the time, we are very well concealed."
"You certainly are." His back beginning to protest at his crooked posture,
Oskar straightened slightly. Being cat, Cocoa could hold the pose for hours.
"If you hadn't spoken, I don't think we ever would have noticed you."
"That's right," a curious Cocoa agreed. "Why did you speak?"
"Because not many creatures can, besides the thweens. Despite thy size, thy
speech intrigued us. Thee are almost interesting."
Nearby, the heretofore silent Taj spoke up. "And thee are almost thanked. What
do you eat?"
With a perfectly formed little arm, the female made a sweeping gesture. "Our
world is full of food. You have eaten some yourself, for which we are
grateful. Unfortunately, the negwen you find so tasty are equally fond of us."
Oskar envisioned the flat, boneless bottom dwellers he and his companions had
been feasting upon since they had started wading through the shallow sea
ingesting and masticating the delicate little thweens. The disturbing image
left him feeling thrice thankful for his own hearty appetite.
"Much of the life that surrounds us," the male added, "is, like ourselves,
quite transparent. We can also live for quite some time outside the water. We
simply have difficulty breaking through to the place of air. Surface tension,
you know."
Mamakitty and Oskar exchanged a glance. "Surface what?" she inquired.
"Never mind." The female extended both tiny arms upward. "Pull me through. Up
and through."
Tentatively, careful not to strike the speaker, Oskar pushed his index finger
down into the water. When he lifted his hand, both the male and female thweens
were clinging to his finger. He positioned them over the open palm of his
other hand, intending to give them a soft place to land. They did not need
one.
Spreading hitherto unseen wings, both promptly took to the air, buzzing back
and forth in front of the captivated dog-man like translucent dragonflies.
"How wonderful to be airborne again!" The female executed a series of aerial
pirouettes as notable for their swiftness as for their grace. Descending until
her perfect little webbed feet hovered just above the water, she gestured
excitedly. "Help Lis out, too. And Maygyn, and Plel, and don't forget Bou, and
Geil, and Evave."
With everyone pitching in, the travelers soon found themselves enveloped in a
cloud of soaring, darting thweens. The amphibious little sprites filled the
warm blue air with a confusion of delighted giggles and captivating cooing.
They danced around Mamakitty's face and rested on Taj's ears, scaled the
heights of Samm's bald pate and plumbed the folds of Cezer's pants. They were
altogether charming.
And then, quite unexpectedly and without warning, they embarked on an ardent
and passionate variation of their aerial ballet. In a word, they began to
mate.
"Amorous little pixies, aren't they?" observed Cezer admiringly. Next to him,
Mamakitty looked on with academic interest. Cats did not blush, and neither
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The female they had first encountered zipped over to hover in front of Oskar's
face. Her gossamer skin was flushed turquoise and her jewel-like eyes bulged
even more than usual. "We can only mate and reproduce when we are out of the
water."
"No wonder they were so anxious to have us help them out of the sea." Taj
watched while an octet of thweens swirling near him executed a Byzantine
sequence of aerial acrobatics that would have struck a host of hummingbirds
dumb with admiration. "This is undeniably entertaining--but it's not getting
us any closer to a purpling shore."
"We are glad we could be of assistance," Mamakitty informed the female. Rather
primly, Oskar thought. "But we have to move on. We have our own agenda to
fulfill."
As she turned to go, the male and two companions materialized in front of her.
"Oh no, don't leave! Must thee be on thy way so soon? Thy company is so very
welcome to us."
"I'm sorry." Advancing, she forced them to move aside. "We have to follow the
path that has been set before us. But if you enjoy our conversation so much,
why not accompany us? As long as we keep making progress, we'll be happy to
keep you company."
Three thweens put their heads together. When they separated, it was another
male who spoke. "Some will choose to remain here, where there are known
dangers and familiar food. But many will come with you. All the Bluesome is
our home, and we do need to spread our seed as far and wide as we can."
"Come along then." Cocoa was pleased by the decision. Even when they weren't
mating, the thweens were fun to watch. "We'll protect you from the negwen, and
you can help us find food."
"Done, done--done it be!" Tiny webbed hands clapped wetly.
The thweens proved not only good company but avid guides, helping to ensure
that the travelers stayed on course in their trek across the featureless,
shallow sea. When not airborne, they rested on the shoulders and heads of the
travelers, luxuriating in the unique opportunity to see their world without
having to expend a constant flow of energy. They piped tiny curses whenever a
school of negwen or other predators was spotted, and cheered as the agile,
active cat-folk snatched up the hated archenemies one by one.
They restricted their own mealtimes to coincide with those of their new, much
larger friends. Darting and diving beneath the water, they gathered up armfuls
of food for their own consumption. Most of it was of such small size that even
the sharpest-eyed of the travelers could barely descry it. The thweens assured
them that it was all delicious, even if largely invisible to the naked eye.
Meanwhile, drawn by the commotion and the calling of their fellows, more and
more of the amphibious pixies arrived in a steady stream to join the
procession--and to mate. Watching them, unable to avoid their ardent aerial
couplings, Oskar found himself glancing more often in Cocoa's direction than
would otherwise have been the case.
In this fashion travelers and thweens progressed eastward for several weeks,
taking much mutual pleasure in each other's company. "What is this briny basin
we are crossing called?" Mamakitty asked one morning.
"Thee really know not?" The thween fluttering beside her sweating face seemed
genuinely startled. "Why, it be the Eye of the Beholder, of course."
"Evocative," observed Samm in his usual laconic manner.
"There is nothing else in the Kingdom of Blue? No land?" Cezer inquired
curiously.
"Land?" The female thween sounded puzzled. "Why should there be land? There be
only the Eye of the Beholder, blue and omnipresent."
"Something I've been wondering about." Oskar stepped over the siliceous
skeleton of a long-dead vrorvel that was lying on the bottom. "What is it that
you thweens do? Do you just swim around and eat and reproduce? Is that your
only purpose?"
"Sounds very like the life of a certain dog I know," Cezer gibed.
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things," he added, a bit defensively. "We hunt, and provide companionship, and
dig things up, and bury them again. Occasionally, we sing."
"That's a matter of opinion," put in Taj, who ought to know.
"Well, not compared to your kind, of course," Oskar admitted. "But to us, it's
singing."
"We do not sing," the thweens declared, "though we occasionally burble. And
out of the water, we hum. It is a way of calling to one another. Mostly, we
try to eat and reproduce as much as we can without disturbing the Eye."
Mamakitty frowned. "Disturbing? How can creatures as small as yourselves
possibly disturb all this?" She indicated the horizonless surface through
which they were traipsing.
"There can be quite a lot of us. There are now especially, thanks to thy
help."
"Our help?" The conversation was leaving Oskar more confused than enlightened.
"Yes." The thween zipped over to hover before the dog-man's face. "Thee
consume the negwen and others that eat the thweens. In their absence, we can
propagate further. We must, however, have a care not to upset the balance, or
it will disturb the Eye." Bulging orbs fell slightly. "Perhaps we have not
been sufficiently forthcoming with you. We be parasites on the Eye, you see."
Mamakitty shook her head. "I'm afraid we don't understand."
Flitting up and down in front of her, the thween tried to explain. "All those
delicious little bits you see us eating are important to the continued health
and function of the Eye. If we eat too many, it will become irritated and not
function as well. By preying upon the thweens, the negwen and vrorvels and
such maintain a balance. It is not a balance that be to our liking, but there
be nothing we can do about it." Tiny glistening oculi looked up at her afresh.
"Unless we have the assistance of bold outsiders such as thyselves."
"Well, we're glad to help." Cezer sloshed steadily onward. "But I still don't
see how you wee folk can irritate an entire sea, no matter how many of you
there are. How do you upset an ocean, anyway?"
The thween was about to reply when a sudden shaking commenced underfoot. The
myriad little creatures darting through the water felt it first. They began
swimming faster and faster, occasionally bumping into one another or into the
legs of the travelers, until the last of them had vanished off to the west.
The airborne multitude immediately ceased mating and bolted in the same
direction.
Looking down, Oskar could see that the water was frothing around his ankles.
The hitherto stable bottom of translucent granules had begun to shudder. "Is
this what you meant by 'disturbing' the ocean?" He addressed the one thween
that remained. "If it doesn't get any worse than this, then what's to be
concerned about?"
"Ocean?" The clearly agitated thween zipped nervously back and forth in front
of the scruffy mustache. "What ocean?"
"The one we've been walking across for the past several weeks," Cocoa reminded
it impatiently.
The thween spun around to look at her. "There be no ocean here. There be only
the Eye of the Beholder."
"Yes, of course," Mamakitty commented irritably. "That's what you call it."
"That be what we call it," the thween explained, "because that be what it is.
The Eye of the Beholder. Or if thee prefer, an Eye of the Beholder. It dwells
within the kingdoms of light and sees all, observes all, memorizes all. When
thee see the kingdoms from without, as only visitors such as thyselves can do,
do not most of thee focus on the Kingdom of Blue? It be because that kingdom,
which be all the Eye, be looking back at and contemplating thee. Not all eyes
be round, thee know. There be many ways of seeing. But there be only one Eye
of the Beholder."
The trembling underfoot intensified. "You're not making any sense," Oskar
insisted. "We're standing in a sea, not an eye."
"If this was an eye, even a very big eye," Cezer added, pointing to one of his
own oculars, "where's the pupil?"

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"Below thee." Now the thween was looking around anxiously, as if expecting the
arrival of something unspecified and unpleasant. "It be the dark area beneath
the transparent cornea. These past weeks thee have been wading through the
protective optic fluid that forms a film atop the cornea. And now I really
must go. I am sorry for thee, for thee have been good friends to the thweens."
It waved once before dashing off in the wake of its fellows.
"Hey, ssst, wait a minute!" Cezer yelled. To no avail. In the absence of the
thweens, there was now only the increasingly intense undulating underfoot. It
was not severe enough to knock them off their feet, and the ground beneath the
water did not crack or shift, but the sensation was unsettling, to say the
least.
"That's just swell," Taj muttered. "By helping the adorable little creatures,
we've gone and upset some kind of territorial balance. But what kind?"
Mamakitty held her ground, watching the water foam around her legs. "Maybe now
that they've left, whatever they've disturbed will settle down."
Bending low, Cezer was staring at the crystalline layer beneath the surface.
"Did you ever notice the funny shapes that kind of lie under the ground here?
Maybe we should try and dig down a little ways and see what we find."
Oskar was gazing anxiously southward. "I don't think that would be a good
idea. We might aggravate this Eye further. Not that it's going to matter. Not
at this point."
"What are you talking about?" Straightening, Cezer saw that everyone else was
staring in the same direction. As he joined them in looking, his mouth gaped
involuntarily.
A tsunami was rushing toward them, rising higher and higher above the hitherto
featureless southern horizon. Though tinted with the same ubiquitous blueness
that suffused everything in this kingdom, it was noticeably darker than the
water in which they stood or the sky above their heads. At its forefront,
riding the crest of the wave, was an entire uprooted forest of crooked trees
from which the branches and leaves had already been stripped.
Then the swordsman's jaw dropped still farther. The dark, twisted growths were
not trees, and the wave rushing toward them was composed of something other
than water. He identified both well before his brain would countenance and
accept the inescapable conclusion.
What he thought were trees were in fact lashes, lining the leading edge of a
most monstrous eyelid, embarked upon a single gargantuan blink.

SIXTEEN

"This is it," whispered Taj. "So close to our destination, only to be crushed
like ants." The Eyelid of the Beholder stretched from horizon to horizon, from
east to west as far as they could see. There was no imaginable path of escape,
and the songster did not hesitate to say so.
Only Oskar, possessed as he was of an indefatigable optimism, refused to bow
down before the oncoming darkness. "Then we'll just have to find an
unimaginable one."
"Oh, well-spoken, master of barking orations!" snarled Cezer sarcastically.
"My guess is you have less than a minute to think of something before we are
blinked out of existence." Standing firmly, agitated optic fluid swirling
around his legs, the swordsman shut his eyes and prepared himself as best he
could for what appeared to be an inescapable demise.
Mamakitty stayed calm and composed, even though devoid of hope. "And to think
that we brought this upon ourselves. If we hadn't killed so many negwen and
vrorvels, if we hadn't helped the thweens and allowed them to multiply so
freely..." Her voice trailed away, lost in the eerily sonorous hiss of the
onrushing eyelid.
As it drew ever nearer, it seemed to accelerate, though this was only an
illusion caused by its increasing proximity. Cocoa closed her eyes, and

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Mamakitty turned stolidly away, but Oskar found he could not tear his gaze
from the onrushing phenomenon. Then it was next to them, on top of them,
and--over them. Despite his determination to meet his fate boldly, he
flinched. The eyelid reached his head.
And passed over it.
Still crouched, he turned to follow the edge of the immense fleshy flap as it
continued on its northward rush, blotting out sky and clouds. The illusion of
all-pervasive size had been complete, so much so that the eyelid had appeared
to be much closer to the surface than it actually was. There existed, at least
in the place where they were standing, an air space between optic fluid and
the underside of the lid some six feet in height. While this caused problems
for Samm, who practically had to lie down to avoid bumping up against the
fleshy barrier, everyone else was able to remain standing.
"What do you know?" Having opened her eyes to pitch darkness, Cocoa was gently
jabbing upward with a hand, prodding the underside of the eyelid. The rubbery
tissue flexed slightly beneath her fingers but did not otherwise react. "We're
not dead."
"Maybe," posited Taj hopefully, "the eyelid will retract again once it has
responded to the irritation caused by the thweens."
While easy to utilize, time is an expensive weapon. Unable in the absence of
daylight to know the true passage of time, they were reduced to making crude
estimates. Certainly, Mamakitty determined, a goodly number of hours had
passed when she finally rose from where she had been sitting in the optic
fluid and pointed, forgetting that in the darkness her companions were unable
to follow the gesture.
"Our destination lies eastward. I took care to mark it well before the light
was taken from us. By putting one foot carefully in front of the other, we
should be able to continue, albeit slowly, on our chosen path. We have food
and drinking water in the packs Samm carries, firm footing beneath our feet,
and if necessary we can hunt for negwens by feel."
Cezer voiced his doubts about this proposed course of action. "I pride myself
on my sense of direction, but I can't see a damn thing. A hamster could be
making faces at me and I wouldn't know it. Sure, we could continue on the way
we're supposed to go. But we could also become disoriented and wander around
in circles until we drop."
"Have you a better suggestion?" she asked him bluntly.
"No," he grumbled. "According to the rest of you, it seems I never have a
better suggestion."
Careful to stay within earshot of one another, they began to move, forming a
line behind Mamakitty. Everyone periodically announced their presence to
ensure that no one wandered off. In this manner they made progress, pausing
only to eat, drink, and rest. But it was progress that, without any real means
of orienting themselves, remained dubious at best.
"Light!" Cocoa's exclamation caught everyone off guard. "I see light!"
Oskar kept moving until he bumped up against her. Whether out of excitement or
indifference, she did not object to the contact. "Where? I don't see
anything."
"You wouldn't, lover of carrion." Judging from the sound of his voice, Cezer
was standing slightly to the right and in front of him. "It's directly ahead
of us, right in our path."
Taj strained to see. "Is it the eyelid finally blinking back?"
"Use your bird brain," Samm admonished his friend. "The light is appearing in
front of us. Unless we have become badly turned around, that means it's coming
from the east. Since it emerged from the south and blinked its way northward,
if the eyelid was retracting, then any first light we detect should appear to
our north."
"It's blue," Mamakitty announced encouragingly. "Naturally it would be blue."
"That's strange." Cezer had to squint, even cat-sharp vision needing a moment
to readjust from the total darkness. "There seem to be multiple sources."
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any gargantuan blink. Instead, it revealed itself on a much more modest scale.
It wiggled and writhed and was streaked with dark patches that did not glow.
Though faint by comparison with daylight, or even the reflection of the moon,
in the otherwise complete blackness it produced enough illumination to reveal
the absence of eyes and the presence of teeth: short, ugly, serrated
triangular teeth that lined the rim of a circular mouth equipped for gripping
and sucking.
"Not negwens," Oskar whispered unnecessarily, "or vrorvels, or like anything
else we've seen."
The nearest of the blue worm-shapes suddenly lunged in his direction. He had
barely enough time to draw his sword and swing wildly, striking the serpentine
blueness just behind a gaping fist-size maw of a mouth. Phosphorescent blue
liquid fountained from the gash. Some of it landed on Oskar's thighs and feet.
It dripped down his legs, flickering as if blue fireflies had been glued to
his clothing. Gradually it faded away to become one again with the darkness.
Wounded, the surprised worm had drawn back. As it did so, another and then
another, each equally lambent, equally grotesque, emerged from the granular
surface underlying the warm optic fluid, corkscrewing their way upward from
below.
"It's another kind of parasite that lives in the Eye. But this one lives in
the body of it, in the flesh. Or in whatever it is we're walking on that
passes for flesh. Our presence must be drawing them out. They must emerge only
in darkness, when the Eye is shut." Having observed the attack on his
companion, a tense Cezer had drawn his own weapon. "By the look of those
fangs, I'll bet it usually preys upon other parasites."
"We're not parasites." Watching the approach of the ghostly phosphorescent
blue shapes, Oskar held his sword at the ready. The blade pulsed with fading
blue light from the blood of whatever it was he had cut. "Maybe they'll see
that we're not their usual prey and leave us alone."
"Oh, let's bet our lives on that assumption, shall we?" An apprehensive Taj
held one of his knives loosely out in front of him. "You march up to the
nearest one, Oskar, and identify yourself. The rest of us will wait here so we
can properly gauge its confused response."
One of the huge worms raised its forward half out of the optic fluid and began
swaying from side to side, examining them with sensory organs that were not
eyes. When it dropped back down into the supportive liquid, a second worm
promptly repeated the scrutiny. Mamakitty counted half a dozen of them, each
bigger and thicker through the middle than Samm had been in his original body.
Much bigger.
"We've killed negwen and other parasites." Silhouetted against the wriggling
inimical bluishness, she held her sword out in front of her. "We can kill
these as well."
"Uh-huh," Cezer murmured skeptically, "sure we can."
Cocoa whirled on him. "Must you always be so cursed negative!"
"I'll be as negative as I please when it pleases me to be so," he shot back.
Goosed by a mixture of fear and anger, her voice rose precipitately. "Well,
I'm sick of it! Stand and fight or shut up and run, but show some faith!"
His expression thoughtful, Oskar said sharply, "Do that again."
Taken aback, both curser and cursed glanced uncomprehendingly in his
direction. "Do what again?" Cocoa asked him.
"Jump up and down violently," he told her. "Yell if you want to also, but jump
up and down."
"Look here," muttered the swordsman, "she already curses me plenty. She
doesn't need any encouragement from you."
"And you," Oskar replied calmly while keeping an eye on the advancing blue
worms, "do the same. Mamakitty, you too."
The three cat-folk exchanged looks of bewilderment. "We're missing something
here, aren't we?" Cocoa finally asked the dog-man.
"When you were shouting your angriest at Cezer," Oskar explained, "your hair
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everywhere. Don't you remember? A number of Master Evyndd's visitors had to do
their business with him outside, on the front landing--because of you three."
Cezer eyed Cocoa uncomprehendingly, but a look of understanding was beginning
to dawn on Mamakitty's face.
"That's right!" Taj chirped. "Oskar's right. I once heard a visitor say that
there was nothing in the world so irritating and upsetting as cat hair." He
waved his hands at the verbal combatants. "Jump up and down, like Oskar says.
Move around, shake your heads, fluff your fur--what's left of it."
Though still uncertain, Mamakitty and Cocoa complied as best they could;
running their hands through their long locks and shaking their heads.
Reluctantly, Cezer joined them.
"A fine state of affairs for a first-rate swordsman: reduced to fighting with
curls." Head bent forward, he pushed his fingers through his blue-gold locks
again and again. In the phosphorescence cast by the worms, Oskar could see
individual strands flying from all three of his feline companions.
A second worm struck at his legs, and he used his sword to repel it. The
circular fanged mouth recoiled, then advanced anew; searching for an opening,
for a route around the sharp object that was obstructing its path, for a way
to sink its tenacious teeth into the soft meat it sensed close at hand.
Then the mouth contracted violently, closing like a sphincter. Drawing back,
the worm appeared to hesitate, hovering before the tense dog-man.
And then it sneezed.
It sneezed so violently it blew blue goo all over Oskar's legs and feet. It
continued to sneeze until it lay twitching and convulsing in the water,
vomiting blue froth. Watching it, Oskar felt a tickle in his nostrils himself.
He fought it down, successfully. After all, he had been forced to coexist with
three cats ever since he was a pup. But having seen the violent reaction and
consequent misery suffered by some of the Master's more sensitive visitors, he
found himself almost feeling sorry for the carnivorous worms.
Excitement lent energy to the travelers' efforts once they saw that the
limited amount of cat fur was having an effect on their attackers. How it was
affecting the creatures they did not know, nor did they particularly care. It
need not make sense to be effective. As he brushed out his long hair, Cezer
marveled at the results. He breathed cat hair every day, and it had never
bothered him.
It was certainly disconcerting the worms. In their aqueous environment, Oskar
mused, the poor creatures had probably never encountered anything half so
irritating. One by one they twisted their murderous foreparts around, thrust
them forward and down in a powerful burrowing motion, and sneezed their way
back to the depths from which they had emerged. Blue coils vanished,
vanquished by something as simple as the tiny strands that caught in their
throats and tickled, and itched, and scratched, and prickled...
Oskar hurriedly took a long swallow of soothing water from the small bag he
carried on his back.
Look!" Now it was Taj's turn to point: not because his vision had grown
suddenly more acute than that of his companions, but because he happened to be
gazing in the right direction when the phenomenon manifested itself.
Off to the north, light had begun to reappear. It swept toward them as if an
invisible hand had impishly accelerated the clock that governed the world. It
was, in fact, caused by a retraction of the Eyelid of the Beholder that was
both abrupt and unexpected.
But not necessarily, as Mamakitty was quick to point out, mysterious.
"It's the fur we've been shedding! Not only did it drive off the worms, it's
irritating the Eye!" Whirling on Cezer, she suddenly grabbed his hair and
pulled as hard as she could. His eyes blazed with anger.
"You stupid, mindless sack of rodent guts! What do you think you're doing?" He
broke off. A grimly grinning Mamakitty had one hand thrust skyward, pointing.
"Oh," Cezer mumbled. "Oh yeah, right." Reaching out, he began tugging at her
hair, tugging loose strands that would not otherwise have come loose by
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help, but was not entirely sure his offer would be taken in the proper spirit.
Instead, he stood back and watched as the three cat-folk plucked fur from
their own heads and flung it skyward.
Their fur-flinging efforts seemed to be bearing fruit. The Eyelid continued to
retract. Not wishing to appear standoffish, he pulled out a few clutches of
his own hair and added it to the mix. Samm had no fur to fling, and Taj's
would in all likelihood prove no more irritating than a handful of feathers.
They kept at it until the Eyelid had withdrawn, insofar as they could see to
the south, completely. Once again, blue sky splotched with blue clouds shone
overhead. Once more, the way eastward was open not only to access but to view.
"Let's not waste time here." Mamakitty started forward at a quick trot. "We
don't know when the Eye will become irritated again and return to blink back
blackness over this kingdom. We need to make the best time we can and the best
use possible of the light that's been returned to us!"
"Everyone, eastward at the gallop!" Cezer tried to follow in Mamakitty's wake.
"You can stop pulling my fur now, Cocoa."
She slowly released him. "So I can. What a pity."
The swordsman blinked. "What did you say?"
"I said, it's a pity that I don't have four legs anymore. I could scout on
ahead and search out the best route."
"There is no best route. This kingdom is all flat and wet and shallow, like it
is right here." Arms swinging loosely at his sides, he eyed his friend
uncertainly. "Are you sure that's what you said?"
"Certainly." In lieu of four legs, Cocoa had been granted a certain suave
volubility that complemented her conspicuous beauty.
"If the Eyelid comes back, we'll just fling some more hair." Oskar was
exulting both in the discovery of their new collective power (such as it was)
and the return to open skies and freedom. His strong legs strode easily
through the shallows, carrying him forward.
"I'm not sure we can rely on that to save us again." As always, Mamakitty had
second thoughts even about proven triumphs. "The next time we irritate it,
instead of blinking away the annoyance, the Eye might try to scratch it."
"Scratch it?" A querulous Cezer gestured at the flat shallow sea of optic
fluid through which they were jogging. "With what?"
"Do you want to find out?" she responded pointedly.
After giving this due thought, the swordsman made a conscious effort to
lengthen his stride.
The Eye did not blink again. Nor were they further troubled by sinuous blue
worms taut of body and sharp of tooth. Such was the inherent power of
unchained cat hair. No negwens manifested themselves, nor any vrorvels, and
certainly not any thweens. That was just as well. None of the travelers were
very happy with the thweens at that moment, and might well have made a quick
meal of any who had presented themselves.
They set (unirritated) eyes on their long-sought-after final destination well
before they reached it. After the comparatively flat lands they had fought so
hard to cross, the towers of the Kingdom of Purple were first a ragged dark
line on the horizon. As they drew steadily nearer, these uneven outlines
resolved themselves into a breathtaking vista of amethystine spires, weblike
walkways, lofty buttresses, and soaring crenellated structures that sparkled
like crystal in glorious lavender sunshine.
"At last." Mamakitty's pace slowed as much from exhaustion as wonder. "There
were times when I wondered if we would ever set eyes on it--the Kingdom of
Purple!"
"It's magnificent." Cocoa's gaze scanned the extensive skyline of the vast
metropolis. "Prettier and much more developed than anyplace we've visited so
far."
"Don't be so quick to bestow admiration." The long run through the water had
been especially hard on Taj's slender frame. Despite his wary admonition, the
realization that their goal was now in sight restored some of his spent
strength. "It may look appealing from out here, but who knows what awaits

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within? It might be ruled by a murderous despot, or beset by a plague, or off
limits to outsiders."
"And you might try keeping your mouth shut once in a while." Cezer was
high-stepping tiredly through the water. "But you won't."
Taj shrugged apologetically. "It's my way. Birds chatter constantly, and
canaries more so than most. Being recast in human form doesn't change my
nature."
Oskar was not as ardent as his companions in expressing admiration for the
looming wonders of the next kingdom. For one thing, he was too tired. His legs
throbbed, and he was sick of being wet all the time. It would require an
effort of will to avoid lying down and rolling luxuriously in the first patch
of dry dirt they encountered upon leaving the water. For another, he could not
make himself relax: not until they were completely clear of the salty,
viscous, shallow sea that covered the Eye.
That blessed moment arrived soon enough. Ahead of them, a beach beckoned,
teasing the expectant travelers into a final wild sprint. When at last they
collapsed on the sun-warmed sands, out of the Eye and thus also of its
multitude of parasites and threatening lid, they could finally rest. Even Taj,
flanked by low purplish scrub, found himself overcome by the realization of
what they had accomplished. They had traversed the entire rainbow, crossed
every kingdom of light, and now found themselves on the periphery of the last
one, within reach of their ultimate objective.
Provided that the lecherous Captain Covalt had known what he was talking
about.
The indomitable Mamakitty was all for pressing on into the city, from which
the muted cacophony of urban life echoed down to the beach. She was outvoted
by her companions. Everyone was worn out from their long run. Even Samm had
stretched out as far as his present form would allow in order to soak up the
rejuvenating sun.
"This evening," Cezer told her as he lay on his back between two oddly
entwined purple bushes. "We'll enter the city this evening. Don't you think
we've earned a few hours of rest?"
Hands on hips, she stared sternly down at him. Cocoa reposed nearby, and Oskar
not far from her. From time to time his body would twitch, and one foot would
kick lavender sand high in the air for no other reason than that it could.
"Back in the Gowdlands, people and animals are dying," she reminded the
swordsman.
The look of utter contentment he wore faded slightly. "I know that as well as
you, stiff-tail, and am as sorry for it. But we can only do what we can do. If
we push ourselves too hard, we run the risk of injuring ourselves, of damaging
these human bodies we have been granted, or of making a fatal mistake not out
of ignorance but from weariness. There are times, Mamakitty-cat, when rest is
as important as food." He patted the sand next to him, on the side away from
where Cocoa was lying.
"Lie down, why don't you, and for a little while at least, put your mind at
ease--if you can."
Still anxious to be on their way, she hesitated. Then she sat down,
reluctantly, and stretched out. The sensation of the fine, warm granules
against her overstressed back and legs was not simply relaxing: it was
positively sensuous. Against her better judgment, she allowed herself to be
seduced by sun and sand.
Come evening, there was not one among them who did not feel better, indeed
revitalized, from the afternoon spent lazing on the beach. There on the sand,
they shared a meal that for the first time in days did not involve holding
food and water clear of the shallow saltiness that was the Eye. Oskar didn't
even mind the occasional grain of sand that crept into his makeshift sandwich
of dry flatbread and jerked fish. How he longed for a bone, any kind of bone,
to chew on!
The temptation, following the meal and given the sun's downward path, was to
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Mamakitty would have none of it. She had struck a bargain and held her silence
on the matter until evening. That time was nigh, and they would use it to make
an entry into the city.
"Besides," she encouraged her companions, "if there are any guards on duty, we
will catch them at the end of their shift, when their attention is wavering
and their principal interest lies in relinquishing their posts."
But there were no guards. Every couple of hundred yards, a vaulted purple
archway granted unimpeded ingress to the metropolis. Beneath the ceremonial
arches there were no tall gates of wood or metal; nothing to bar travelers
from entering or restrain citizens from leaving. For that matter, the
splendidly decorated wall the arches connected, with its ornate bas-reliefs of
contented folk of many kinds, was low enough for a determined visitor to
scale.
Several much taller structures rose on the other side of the wall, overlooking
both the city proper and the beach that marked the line where the Kingdom of
Purple met the Kingdom of Blue. As the silent travelers wandered in through
the nearest arch, they saw that these structures boasted porches that overhung
the street. Strands of fine linen and embroidered clothing hung from lines
that stretched from building to building like so many very personal pennants
from the rigging of a ship. The cobbled paving they soon encountered was
pleasantly dry underfoot. For this Oskar was inordinately grateful. He had
seen enough of water, even shallow water, to last him a lifetime.
Or at least, he reminded himself, until they had to recross the sea of optic
fluid that covered the Eye on their way back.
They had advanced only a short distance into the conurbation when he felt the
hair beginning to stiffen on the back of his neck. The cause of this
follicular erectation was twofold: first, because of what he was seeing around
him, and second, because he no longer had that many hairs on the back of his
neck.
Mamakitty was staring back at him. Staring back at him out of the eyes of a
deceptively muscular, mature, female black cat. Prominent as ever was the
white patch that ran from her nose back toward her left eye. Her ears twitched
as she spoke. The hair on top of her head had been noticeably thinned.
"By the tail of the all-consuming Great Tiger, you're a dog again!"
"Look down at yourself," he advised her. "If it's a retransmogrification
you're referring to, I'm not alone."
Murmurs of astonishment, agitation, and not a little fear rose from the group.
They stood there in the street, all of them except Samm (who had nothing to
stand with) and examined themselves. Without warning, without sign or sorceral
signification, without dazzle of light or thunder of word, they had reverted
to their antecedent animal forms. Their bulky human attire lay in limp piles
around them. All that remained of the miraculous transformation that had been
elicited by the Master Evyndd's passing was the power of speech.
Unsurprisingly, it was Cezer who was first to employ it in his restored feline
form. His familiar voice summarized the confused emotions that were racing
through them one and all.
"What," the handsome, thickly furred, reddish blond cat ventured through jaws
that had broken the back of many an unlucky rodent, "the hell are we going to
do now?"

SEVENTEEN

This time, not even Mamakitty had an answer. One thing they could not do, it
was generally agreed, was allow themselves to be confronted in their present
animal form by the still unseen inhabitants of this kingdom. At least, not
until they had become more acquainted with those as yet unseen inhabitants,
and had learned something of the lay of the land. There were places, Oskar
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animals unassociated with humans were rounded up and disposed of without a
thought, like trash. While the attitude toward strays might be quite different
in the city that dominated the Kingdom of Purple, they could take no chances.
Needing time to collect their thoughts, they decided to return to the beach.
Oskar and his feline companions were glad to be back on all fours, and Samm
could slither forward at a surprising speed. But of them all, diminutive Taj
was the most relieved. In the course of the bewildering shape reversion he had
gone from being the weakest and slowest among them to the fastest.
Skimming along overhead, he scouted the route back the way they had come. It
was still devoid of citizens, still deserted. Here on the edge of the great
city, it appeared, evening was not a time for visiting the border between
kingdoms. Or perhaps they had simply been lucky enough to come ashore at a
location that was little frequented by the inhabitants.
They raced back through the same arch that had admitted them. Back on the
sand, the usually surefooted Oskar unaccountably tripped. He went down in an
unceremonious tumble, head over heels. So did every one of his four-legged
companions.
They were human again.
Spitting sand, Oskar looked up in response to a pained moan from nearby. Taj
was sitting up and holding his head. It was fortunate for the canary, Oskar
realized, that he had not been flying too high at the moment of
remetamorphosis. The soft sand had cushioned the impact of his fall from the
sky, and the songster was only bruised.
"If this kind of rapid transformation is to occur periodically," Samm surmised
gravely as he brushed sand from his massive form, "life could become
exceedingly confusing."
Cocoa's nude female shape stood silhouetted against the setting sun as she
straightened and looked back into the Kingdom of Purple. "Something acted upon
us as soon as we entered the city. Some kind of permanent enchantment that is
attached to this place. If we go back inside, we might change back all over
again."
"Then we have a new problem." Wincing, Taj rose. "I don't see how as our
animal selves we can hope to obtain the white light. No one will pay any
attention to the demands of a bunch of animals, even if we can make ourselves
and our wants understood."
"The magic that returned us to our natural forms left us with the power of
speech," Mamakitty observed solemnly. "If that is a constant, then we will be
able to explain to the citizens of this place what it is that we want. No
matter our appearance, we have to go and find what we have come for. Don't be
so disparaging of your natural selves." Seeing the discouragement in their
faces, she tried to cheer them. "There are times when cats and dogs can go
where humans cannot." She nodded in Samm's direction. "A snake can explore
small places, and a bird can give us an overview no human could hope to match.
Two legs or four, we'll get what we came for--and leave with it. I've not come
all this way to be dissuaded by something as simple as a little change of
shape."
Taj stared at her. "You have a way, Mamakitty, of rendering the most profound
developments as plain and uncomplicated as a morning's bath. It so happens
that I hate that."
"But she's right." Burly and hirsute, a naked Oskar stood gazing at the arch
beneath which they had so recently passed in haste. "If we can find friendly
scholars within the kingdom, maybe they can revive our human forms
permanently."
A naked Cezer eyed his friend thoughtfully. "Is that what you want, Oskar? To
have this body type made permanent? To be a human for all time?"
It was a question Oskar, along with every one of his companions, had been
forced to contemplate ever since the miraculous transformation that had taken
place in Master Evyndd's dwelling. He thought of lazy summer days spent doing
nothing but lolling in the sun, of burying bones only to extract them later,
at leisure, when they had been properly aged. Of rolling in piles of leaves,

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or inhaling the scent of a wandering bitch in heat. He thought of all that,
and none of it accompanied by a care in the world.
"No," he replied finally. "I'd rather be a dog."
"Even though," Cocoa asked him in a voice he could not quite place, "it would
mean that we couldn't talk to one another again, and would have to communicate
once more only through touches and smells, barks and meows?"
Maybe he replied without thinking. Or maybe he was simply voicing the truth of
how he felt without considering other, previously inconceivable,
possibilities.
"I would miss being able to communicate with the rest of you this way. I would
miss the ability to talk. But dammit, I'm a dog, not a human. I like walking
on four legs instead of having to balance on two. I miss my full sense of
smell, and sight, and--other things. Maybe one day I'll have the chance to be
one again. But not here. Not in this place. My home, our home, is the Fasna
Wyzel, in the Gowdlands. If the Fates decree it, I'll be a dog there, and a
contented one, but not until the evil of the Khaxan Mundurucu has been snuffed
out and the color they have stolen is returned to the land. That much the
Master Evyndd charged us with, and that much will I do before I worry about
the matter of what kind of body I really want for myself."
It was quiet on the beach. Embarrassed, Oskar realized he had been
pontificating. It was most unlike him. He would have wagged his tail
reassuringly, but the one possessed by humans was not well designed for such
animated demonstrations.
Mamakitty finally broke the hushed silence. "If we're going to do this thing,
we'd best be about it. If we don't hide the clothes that we left behind on the
street when we changed back, some enterprising citizens are sure to help
themselves to the unclaimed booty. We might have need of those garments
again."
A wary Oskar headed slowly in the direction of the arch. "Funny how quickly
you become used to something like hands." He peered down at his fingers. "On
the other hand, so to speak, I surely do miss having four feet to run upon.
Having now spent some time in this form, it's a wonderment to me how human
people keep from always running into one another."
Cezer paced alongside him, neither insulting nor joking now. "I never cease to
wonder, my friend, how it is that humans can even stand, let alone keep from
falling over."
"And without a tail to help balance them," Cocoa added, unaware as ever of the
transmogrified attractiveness of her own.
This time they were not taken by surprise when, upon entering a short distance
into the city, they once again reverted to their animal selves. Much to
everyone's relief their human garb, which they would need again when they left
the Kingdom of Purple, remained undisturbed in the same scattered piles where
it had been abandoned on the empty street. As he watched his friends drag and
push the clothing into a small opening beneath one structure, Taj reflected
from on high that they were fortunate they had not entered the metropolis via
a main thoroughfare, where their brazenly unclothed appearance might have
attracted more than mere comment. It took all of them, working together, to
move Samm's great axe into an open culvert.
Taking care to memorize the location so they could be certain to find it
again, they gathered together in a darkening purple-stained alley to consider
how best to proceed. Beautiful strange though it was, as they continued to
advance deeper into the metropolis Oskar was leery of the towering purple
structures and the distant sounds that reached them. Completely at ease in the
gathering darkness, the cats and Samm the snake were less intimidated. Only
the sunlight-loving Taj shared his canine companion's growing anxiety.
"Relax, Oskar." How strange, Cezer felt, to be walking once again on four legs
instead of two. How effortlessly it all came back. "This is a place of beauty,
not danger. I can feel it." He grinned, showing sharp teeth. "Cat-sense, you
know. We're overdue to explore a kingdom that's not overrun with dangers." He
halted suddenly, every muscle alert, yellow eyes fixed on a pile of wooden

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crates stacked neatly against one wall.
"What is it?" Taj whispered uneasily from above. "The danger you say you
didn't sense?"
"No." With Cezer advancing in stealthy cat-fashion toward the crates, it was a
barely audible Cocoa who replied. "Dinner."
The swordsman-cat leaped in perfect silence, his forepaws coming down on a
small purple-gray shape that tried, unsuccessfully, to avoid the lethal furry
pounce. There was a short, sharp squeak, a soft yowl of elation from Cezer,
followed by a stream of invective that was as trenchant as it was unexpected.
"You blithering idiot!" the tiny voice protested accusingly. "You couthless
furry imbecile! What do you think you're doing?"
"I--" The astonishment in Cezer's voice was plain.
A flurry of diminutive protests joined the first, shaping a miniature chorus
of outrage. "Let go of him! ... Are you out of your kitty-catty mind? ... Who
do you think you are?...
Release him this instant!"
Oskar and the others approached tentatively. The source of the combustible
complaining was immediately apparent, as was the source of Cezer's
incredulity.
Trapped between his front paws was a mouse. It was a perfectly
ordinary-looking mouse--if one discounted its cultivated gestures, scandalized
expression, and the way it was furiously shaking one finger in its captor's
face. Surrounding it were half a dozen other mice, a pair of enraged rats, and
one slightly somnolent but obviously irked vole. Tiny fists and feet hammered
on Cezer's forelegs and flanks in an attempt to get him to release his
captive.
"I think," murmured Mamakitty, "that all is not what it seems in this place,
and that you had best let him go, Cezer."
"Let him go?" Though more than a little stunned by the nature of his prey's
resistance, not to mention that of its friends, he was reluctant. "I don't
care if he does talk. Dinner is dinner."
"I'm nobody's dinner, hairball-for-brains!" Despite Cezer's words, the mouse
remained defiant rather than fearful. "Do you want my friends to call the
Night Guard? Where are you from, anyway? You act like you just wandered in off
the beach."
"As a matter of fact...," Samm began slowly, slightly slurring his ess.
"I might've guessed." Folding both forelegs across its tiny chest, the mouse
glared at Cezer while tapping one hind foot impatiently against the pavement.
"'Night Guard.'" Oskar put a cautioning forepaw on Cezer's leg. "I don't care
for the sound of that."
"Let it go." Cocoa had come up on the tomcat's other side. "We can always
catch more later."
"You'll do nothing of the sort," the mouse declared firmly. "You really are
new here, aren't you?" In response to Mamakitty's nod, the rodent sighed. "All
right. I was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening, but I can see that
I'm going to spend it rebutting ignorance instead. Not that I have any choice.
It's every citizen of the kingdom's responsibility to take new arrivals in
hand and explain the realities of life to them."
Reluctantly, Cezer separated his paws. The mouse took a moment to preen and
straighten his fur before dismissing his friends. "It's all right now," he
assured them. "They're barbarians, but some of them, at least, have enough
sense to listen to reason." As he said this, he glared accusingly at Cezer.
The big cat growled menacingly but kept his paws to himself.
Slowly the gang of small rodents scurried or hopped away, vanishing back into
the complex of crates. Squinting at them, Oskar now saw that these were
riddled with neatly incised doorways and windows. Reasonably content with his
appearance once more, the mouse sat down and considered the assemblage of
cats, dog, bird, and snake arraigned before him.
"I'm Smegden. I was out for a breath of fresh evening air when my walk was so
rudely interrupted." Again he scowled at Cezer, and again the cat ground his

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teeth and remained where he was. It was something, Oskar mused, to see a mouse
scowl.
"This is the Kingdom of Purple."
"We already knew that," growled Cezer.
"How clever of you," Smegden responded without hesitation. "This kingdom is
unique in that it is home to intelligence of every kind. All are welcome here,
no matter how simple or low." It was fortunate he did not glance at Cezer as
he said this, as the cat was just about at the end of his patience with this
mouse, his companions' equivocation notwithstanding.
"All animals who arrive in the kingdom gain the power of unified speech.
Humans who wash up on the beach or otherwise make their way here are reduced
to their animal natures. This is the consequence of a protective enchantment
enjoined by the kingdom's original inhabitants, the Folk of Faerie and Fancy.
Ogres, imps, elves, gnomes, trolls, gremlins, faeries fine and foul,
hobgoblins, sprites--whereas elsewhere they exist in intermittent conflict
with one another, and under the burden of much disbelief in their corporeal
selves--here they thrive together in peace and contentment. The Kingdom of
Purple is a Utopia for all who have been displaced, be they animal, human, or
enchanted. So it is for my kind as well as for you and yours."
Oskar looked thoughtful. "If it's such a paradise, then why the need for
something called a Night Guard?"
Preceded by his whiskers, Smegden turned in the dog's direction. "There are
always one or two malcontents, even in Purple. Anyone can have a bad day. Even
an elf. Even," he added, this time looking but not glaring in Cezer's
direction, "a cat."
"A cat who's still mighty hungry." Having come to see the obstreperous rodent
in a different light, Cezer refrained from licking his chops. It could have
been considered impolite.
"Cezer's not alone." It still took an effort for Cocoa to see the loquacious
mouse as a friend and guide instead of a quick, crunchy snack. "How do you get
along here with other cats? Not to mention hawks and owls, and wolves, and
buck-toothed goblins. Does everyone become a vegetarian?"
"That would be no paradise," Samm hissed. "Snakes can't eat fruit. It's the
pits."
"Obviously," Smegden informed them, "none of you has ever heard of, much less
encountered, meatfruit."
Oskar gawked at the diminutive elucidator. "We've seen and encountered much in
our travels, but don't count anything called meatfruit among the marvels we've
come upon."
The mouse nodded understandingly, his minuscule black nose bobbing up and
down. "Then it's time that omission was remedied. Follow me."
They had walked perhaps half a block, and traveled deeper into both the city
and the night, when Cezer extended a paw. "Come on, come on--up on my back.
Otherwise, unless this place you're taking us to lies right around the next
corner, I'll starve to death before we get there. And if you say 'giddyap'
even one time, I'll bite your greasy, naked tail off at the butt."
With a curt nod, Smegden allowed himself to be lifted up and placed on Cezer's
neck. The blond ruff there was so thick the mouse had to use both tiny
forefeet to part it so that he could see where they were going. Tongue
lolling, a panting Oskar would have offered their guide the ride had not the
impatient Cezer beat him to it.
"Turn right here." Smegden pointed confidently. Beneath him, Cezer remained a
cooperative but truculent steed. Noticing Cocoa smirking in his direction, he
growled warningly.
"If you ever tell anyone in the woods when we get back to the Fasna Wyzel that
I was a mount for a mouse, I'll personally take an inch off your left ear."
She nodded gravely in response to this threat, even as her smirk grew wider
still.
"If many of the animals here were people elsewhere," Mamakitty inquired
curiously of their diminutive pathfinder, "what were you?"

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Smegden shrugged very small shoulders. "Does it matter?"
"No," Mamakitty admitted. "I was just curious."
"Of course you are. How else could you be?" Without answering her question, he
launched into a description of the building they were passing.
When the last lavender rays of the setting sun finally vanished, it was the
turn of the nocturnal inhabitants of the city to emerge from their daybeds.
Meows and whistles and hisses of delight arose from the impressed visitors as
the ethereal beauty of the mystical metropolis's citizens began to manifest
itself.
By their nature favoring the darkness, those denizens who now variously
strolled or flew forth from their dwellings generated their own light. There
were glowing faerie-folk who zipped to and fro on wings of membranous
luminescence, heavyset hunched-over throgs and ogres who pulsed with the
intensity of their respective gruntings. Effulgent gnomes soared high on the
backs of cooperative griffins whose wing-beats flung loose sparks with every
powerful downbeat, and sprites communed in clusters like bunches of prattling
phosphorescent grapes. Within the omnipresent purple hue, the variety and
intensity of color was startling, varying from the lightest and most delicate
shade of lavender to a deep Tyrolean tint that was almost black.
The temptation on the part of Cezer, Cocoa, and Mamakitty to take energetic
swipes at the vast plethora of darting, plunging shapes verged on the
irresistible. They restrained their natural instincts, as one must in such a
place. Indiscriminately swatting down commuting residents as if they were so
many mindless fireflies would be a poor way to endear themselves to a
citizenry whose help they might need.
A pageant of pixies puttered past them, all hummingbird wings and uppity
attitude, one adult and a couple of dozen youngsters. One of the latter flew
teasingly into Cezer's ear, causing him to emit a yowl of surprise. Before he
could raise a paw to scratch at the offended organ, the adolescent flier had
backed out to rejoin her troupe. The cat was not amused.
"Pay no attention," his Lilliputian rider advised him. "What else can you
expect from a pixie?"
"I'd like to see her laugh like that after I'd torn her wings off." Cezer
reluctantly contented himself with a snarl in the direction of the rapidly
retreating aerial troupe. From between his ears, Smegden leaned forward to
gaze disapprovingly down into one yellow eye.
"That'll endear you to the locals."
"How much farther?" Cocoa asked. Though she was as entranced as her companions
by the nocturnal beauty of the city, the scenery had done nothing to assuage
the emptiness in her belly. It did not help that their guide was looking more
and more like the tip of a furry brochette with ears.
"Just ahead," Smegden assured her, entirely innocent of her envisionings.
"Around this block."
"What do all these enchanted folk do?" Oskar wondered. "Being enchanted, I
wouldn't think there's all that much to occupy them."
"Oh, but there is," their diminutive guide informed him. "There are old spells
to maintain and new ones to propound, transcendental interstices to be filled
and otherworldly gates to be oiled. Interdimensional portals need regular
upkeep lest shards of the discarnate flake off, and the dry cleaners
hereabouts are kept busy around the clock. All that ephemera and evanescence
can't be kept immaculate by charm alone, you know. Everyone here has a job."
"Even you and your squeaky friends?" Taj asked from above.
"Especially me and my friends." Smegden strained to see over and through
Cezer's miniature mane. "For one thing, spells alone aren't very effective
against bugs. Even at their most cultivated, cockroaches are never enchanting.
Tasty, though."
Oskar wrinkled his whiskers. "No, thanks. I'll take a bowl of nice, fresh
carrion any day."
"You won't have to." The mouse gestured. "There's the Commons, just ahead."
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had ever seen, and not just because it was his home. But the Grand Commons of
the Kingdom of Purple surpassed in every way the ancient woods through which
he had roamed as both pup and adult.
An implausible diversity of trees shimmered before them--not in the moonlight
that was rising, but by their own internal lights. Though every tree-glow and
leaf-light was a variation on the all-pervasive purple, they nonetheless
managed to give the impression of being kissed here with gold, there with
silver, and elsewhere with a multiplicity of shades the travelers had not seen
gathered together in one place since they had left their home and fallen into
the rainbow.
Within the trees played the nocturnal animals of the kingdom. No enchanted
folk here; only possums and sugar gliders, bats and big-eared lemurs, a
variety of snakes and frogs, and all manner of night-loving creatures.
Their guide directed them to an eccentric hardwood with three conjoined
trunks. In addition to enormous flaring flowers, it bore on its branches long,
thin, tubular fruit. Piles of this lay on the ground, tempting the travelers.
Hopping down from Cezer's neck, Smegden implored them to restrain their hunger
for one more moment.
"Don't eat that stuff. It's last week's droppings. Let me get you some fresh."
Turning and craning his neck, he called up into the tree. For so small a
voice, it carried surprisingly far.
A couple of sleepy squirrels appeared. Though roused from their hollow, they
grudgingly complied with Smegden's request. Apparently, the mouse was a person
of local importance out of all proportion to his size. Oskar remembered how
quickly a host of the rodent's comrades had hopped to his aid.
Working rapidly and efficiently, the two squirrels chewed through the stems
that secured several mature fruits to the branches of three adjoining trees.
These plunged to the neatly manicured grass below and bounced a couple of
times before stopping. Hopping over to the nearest, Smegden took a bite out of
one end and chewed reflectively, a minuscule gourmet sampling the latest
product of an entirely natural kitchen.
"Not bad tonight." He gestured at Cezer. "Have a taste."
The cat was reluctant. "Rodents are like dogs; they'll eat anything."
"Hey!" Oskar protested.
The swordsman-cat ignored him. "It doesn't look very appetizing. It looks like
a vegetable. I hate vegetables."
"I'll make you a deal." A confident Smegden helped himself to another bite and
continued speaking with his mouth full. "If you don't like it, you can take a
bite out of me."
"Now that's a proposition I can wholeheartedly embrace." Padding forward,
Cezer put one paw on the fallen fruit to steady it and bit down tentatively
with his strong jaws. As his friends looked on expectantly, he chewed a
moment, then swallowed. When he looked back at them, he was smiling as broadly
as his cat face would allow.
"Tastes like chicken!" he chortled delightedly, and dove without hesitation
back into the elongated pod.
Soon they were all gorging themselves, quest and questions temporarily set
aside as they wallowed in the unexpected flavors of the miraculous fruit. The
one Cezer handily devoured without assistance did indeed taste like chicken.
So did several of the other fruits from the same tree. But those from its
neighbor possessed the flavor of fresh beef, while the fruit of the third had
a distinctive whiff of fresh fish. By the time they decided they had had
enough, not one among them retained a flat belly--Samm being the most
prominently engorged of all. Though he had fought to restrain himself, it was
in the nature of serpents to eat until they could hardly slither. As for the
decidedly uncarnivorous Taj, he had ignored the meat-flavored fruit in favor
of the many seeds readily available in the surrounding grass.
Thus most excellently stuffed, they left it to Oskar to consider what they
should do next. "We must take some seeds of these trees home with us," he
declared, following a resonant canine belch, "and plant them in the yard of

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Master Evyndd's house. But that's for later. For now, for tonight, where can
we sleep?"
Smegden gestured expansively--or as expansively as his diminutive arms would
allow. "Why not spend the night here, in the Grand Commons? It's what many
animal folk do." Turning, he indicated the lacy towers and spiraling buildings
nearby. "Though seemingly capacious, many of these structures are honeycombed
with small rooms and chambers fit only for enchanted folk--and sometimes the
likes of me. You lot would not be comfortable, squeezing your way through
narrow corridors while enveloped in thick odors most strange and peculiar." He
trotted away from the base of the fresh fish tree.
"Here you can stretch out and be comfortable. There is plenty of room, the
climate is ever amenable, and there is lots to eat. Your fellow animal folk
will not bother you." His tiny face wrinkled up in a grimace at the memory of
an unpleasant smell. "Who wants to sleep in a troll tenement, anyway?"
Cocoa eyed the florid paths, paved with flat-faceted purple gems. Overhead, a
wry and tasteful assortment of branches scattered the stars while the
energetic chatter of tree-dwelling animal folk began to fade with the
deepening of night. The temperature had not changed since they had arrived on
the beach outside the city wall. It all seemed so benign, so accommodating,
that it made her nervous. She told their guide as much.
"Oh, piffle!" Putting tiny hands on bulging hips, Smegden let out a squeak of
a sigh. "Very well, then. I'll stay one night with you." He did not try to
hide his irritation. "Will that put you at ease?"
"Substantially," a relieved Cocoa agreed. Though he had said nothing, she
could see that Cezer was silently pleased with the mouse's offer. Nor did any
of her other companions offer an objection to their guide's continued presence
among them.
It was something to see Smegden curl up, utterly unafraid, next to the coiled
bulk of Samm, a traditional predator. But the powerful constrictor was stuffed
like a striped sausage with pounds of meatfruit and was already asleep,
digesting silently. Given the quantity of food the serpent had just ingested,
Oskar was grateful that snakes did not snore. Choosing a suitable tree, he
paced half a dozen circles before settling down at its base, nose to tail.
Cezer went off a little by himself, as did Cocoa, while Taj sought a suitably
cozy branch on which to spend the night.
Mamakitty settled herself down next to the disheveled dog who was their
nominal leader. Oskar tried to ignore her unblinking gaze, but one might as
well hope to slip-slide into another dimension as avoid the stare of a
determined cat.
"All right." He yawned, suddenly aware of how tired he really was. "What is it
now, Miss Worry-whiskers?"
"This Kingdom of Purple is a beautiful and benign place."
"And that upsets you?" Dog or no, he could still raise a querulous eyebrow.
Given the amount of gray fur attached to the flap of flesh in question, it was
a gesture of some substance.
"No. If we're ever going to find the white light that we need to take back
with us, this certainly does seem like the place--just as we were told long
ago by that otherwise disagreeable Captain Covalt."
"Then what's your problem?" He yawned impressively, the yawn passing as a
quiver down the entire length of his body to finally conclude with a twitch of
his short tail.
"There are questions we avoided in the course of our journey that we can no
longer put off. Suppose we find it? How do we acquire it? We have no money,
and if we did, it most likely wouldn't be good here. Assuming that we do
manage to obtain it, how do we transport it home? How do you package light?"
"With a pouch made of moonbeams, maybe. How should I know?" Trying not to
sound too cross, he let his head flop back down on his crossed forepaws.
"Can't we worry about it tomorrow?"
"That's what we've been doing for weeks. But I guess it will have to wait one
day longer. Everyone else is already asleep." Raising her head slightly, she

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searched out each remaining member of their exhausted little party. "It's just
that, so near to the goal we've fought so hard to reach, I find myself more
fretful than ever."
"Fine," he told her. "Fret all you want. But I'm not worrying about anything,
including the future of the world, until tomorrow." He managed a canine smile.
"That's an advantage we dogs have over cats and humans. We don't suffer
overmuch from stress. Except for purebreds, and I've always pitied them."
Turning his head slightly and closing his eyes, he shut her out of his
thoughts. If all her kind worried half as much as Mamakitty, he reflected
sleepily, it was no wonder felines had so many internal problems.
His last glimpse was of the affable Smegden, comfortably curled up in one of
Samm's brawny coils, indifferent to the proximity of powerful, fanged jaws
that on another occasion might have devoured him as easily as a whale would
swallow an eel.

EIGHTEEN

Oskar felt as if he awoke only moments later. But though he did not know the
duration of the local night, it seemed unlikely that it should vary much from
what they had encountered in other kingdoms. Overhead, the amethyst-hued sun
was shining with a clarity born of crystal. It was not the shimmering sunshine
that had awakened him, however, nor any prodding or chiding from his
companions.
It was the music.
And such music! It spilled forth from thousands of throats, all chorusing
together, not one out of tune--throats capable not only of imitating and
surpassing the songs of humankind but of reproducing almost any harmony
imaginable.
There must have been ten thousand bird-folk awakening in the trees of the
Grand Commons, and their joyous hymn to the morning was truly something to
behold.
Birds of paradise trilled sensuously alongside dozens of smaller
songbird-folk. Cranes and crows supplied percussion, while macaws and parrots
counterfeited human voices as perfectly as if they had possessed hands instead
of wings. The smaller birds provided woodwindlike accompaniment, while a
rustling of raptors surged in counterpoint to the elegiac central motif.
Rolling onto his back on the soft grass and crunchy leaves, all four legs
waving in the air, Oskar stretched and delighted in the majestic swell of
music. Only after the magnificent overture to the sun had crescendoed and
begun to fade, drifting away into the distance as soft as down from a newly
fledged chick, did an exultant Taj glide down from his branch to greet his
friends. He had been participating wholeheartedly in the concert.
"Did you hear it? Oh, did you hear, Oskar?" The jubilant canary hopped an
ecstatic circle around an imaginary axis. "Wasn't it splendid? Wasn't it
glorious?"
A familiar voice interrupted from nearby. "Doesn't this town let a visitor
sleep?" Rising, a rested but exasperated Cezer stretched, digging his front
claws purposefully into the ground, his chin scraping the grass between them.
"Always the complainer." Nearby, Cocoa had risen and was using her right paw
to inspect a freshly fallen meatfruit. "Who's for breakfast?"
Gathering around a pile of suitable eats, they fell to discoursing freely
among themselves while dining at their leisure. Smegden joined them, in no
hurry to rush off before eating. Indeed, Oskar mused, there seemed to be no
reason for animal folk to hurry anywhere in this relative paradise. What real
work there was to be done fell within the province of the much more active
enchanted ones.
"You know," mouthed Cezer, his cheeks bulging with the meatfruit of the moment
as he ruminated reflectively, "this is a pretty nice place."

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"Very nice," agreed Samm from somewhere within his coils.
"Exceedingly nice," Cocoa added unnecessarily.
"It's so nice," Cezer continued, "that we might consider staying here."
Oskar eyed his companion narrowly. "You mean, you might consider returning
after we've carried the white light back to the Gowdlands."
Instead of meeting the dog's eyes, the golden feline contemplated the sky
through branches heavy with lavender-tinged leaves and fruit. "Not exactly. I
was thinking that this might be the most propitious possible ending to our
journey."
"What about the inhabitants of the Gowdlands?" Mamakitty's tone was accusing,
but Cezer refused to back down.
"What about them? I know all of this was discussed earlier, but that was
before we had risked our lives ten times over, and long before we knew a land
such as the Kingdom of Purple existed outside the country of wishful thinking.
What if our luck is running out? How many narrow escapes can we reasonably be
expected to survive? This place has everything we could want: free food that
falls from trees, clean air, pure water, and industrious enchanted folk to
keep everything running smoothly. It's more than a refuge; it's a kind of
heaven. A singularly purple heaven, to be sure, but a heaven nonetheless.
"As for the people of the Gowdlands, what did they ever do for us? I'm sorry
they're suffering--I don't like to see anyone suffer. But to tell the truth, I
feel no especial affection for them. They're humans; we're not."
"You were once," Oskar reminded him, "and can be again."
"Why?" This time Cezer raised his gaze to meet those of his friends. "From
everything we've experienced and everything I remember from my life as a cat,
humans have a tough time of it." He spread both forelegs as wide as his
quadrupedal shape would allow. "I'm more used to being a cat than I am to
being a man. This isn't such a bad way to spend one's life. Of course," he
added thoughtfully, "if I was forced to spend it as a dog..."
Mamakitty stepped between them. "That isn't the point.
We swore to carry out Master Evyndd's last wish, which was to aid those in
need. What about that, Cezer?"
The tomcat looked uncomfortable. "Master Evyndd was a good person, even if he
wasn't cat. But Master Evyndd is dead. We're not."
"So you think that cancels out the debt?" Oskar challenged him.
Cezer held his ground. "Spoken like a true dog. A fawning, slavishly
affectionate, drool-dripping dog who'll cut off his left ear in return for a
pat on the head."
Mamakitty spoke before an increasingly angry Oskar could reply. "There are
among cats those for whom the word loyalty is not only for dogs."
Cocoa joined the discussion. "By my count, you owe Master Evyndd for about two
thousand bowls of milk, a hundred and fifty pounds of meat, uncounted table
scraps, assorted chunks of cheese, and enough catnip to stun a cougar. Have
you no gratitude, no sense of honor?"
"I couldn't turn my back on the Master's last wish," Samm announced with
finality.
Cezer glared at the python. "Do you even have a back? Oh, all right!" he
hissed. "I refuse to have my honor as a cat impugned by a snake. But I think
you're all mad." Turning, he trotted off toward a tree where some wallabies
were playing ball with a coterie of meerkats and bonobos.
Oskar remembered the smallest member of their party. "Well," he asked the
songster, "we haven't heard from you, Taj. What's your opinion?"
The canary pushed out his purplish yellow chest. "I owe Master Evyndd
everything. If not for him I would be nothing more than a bird in a cage. I
mean," he added quickly, "I would not have been given the opportunity to
participate in so important a journey."
Oskar nodded, then looked seriously at Cocoa. "Do you think maybe Cezer's
right? That we should put aside our task and remain here?"
She shook her head, as pert in feline form as it had been in human guise.
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undertaking we had ever been given? Not by a master: that's only a word.
Myself, I always thought of good Evyndd as a friend. A large, clumsy,
ungraceful, but well-meaning friend." She nodded once. "I'll see this
undertaking through to the end--for my friend."
"Spoken like a true cat," Mamakitty murmured admiringly. Pivoting, she
presented her tail. Held high, the tip provided a comfortable perch for the
smallest member of their expedition. "I'm sure that once we've located the
white light, Cezer will realize where his loyalties lie and come to his
senses."
"What 'senses'?" Cocoa growled. "The word doesn't apply to Cezer. Pfft! The
only senses that cat possesses are base ones."
"Don't be too harsh on him," Taj told her. "This place calls strongly even to
me." He punctuated his point with a brief but joyful burst of song. "The
temptations are many."
She sniffed grudgingly, whiskers bobbing. "Then we'd best gather him up and be
about our business, before he takes off after some flying scrap of paper or
loose piece of string and we have to waste time running him down."
They found Smegden cloistered with a cluster of chipmunks, squirrels, and tree
rats. Demonstrating that human hands were not required to carry out higher
manipulative functions, they were playing a complicated board game with leaves
substituting for squares and different-shaped seeds for markers. Those
onlookers not actively engaged in play chattered incessantly--which,
considering the characteristic speciation of those present, was to be
expected.
As he moved a small oblong seed three leaves forward and one sideways, the
aggravated mouse caught sight of his former charges. "Botheration!" he
snapped. "Now what? Didn't you get any sleep?"
"Plenty of sleep," Mamakitty assured him. "In fact, we're so well rested that
we'd like to see some more of the wonders of the Kingdom of Purple."
"What, do I look like a tour guide to you?" he squeaked in exasperation.
"No," she replied. "You look like breakfast. But I've already eaten. Can't you
show us around for a little while? Just enough so that we can get ourselves
oriented?"
Shaking his head sadly, Smegden turned his portion of the game over to the
chipmunk squatting next to him and hopped over to confront his tormentors.
"Babysitter to cats and dogs," he muttered irritably. "Snakes and canary
birds." He sighed. "Maybe after one quick tour you'll be ready to settle down.
And to leave me alone!"
"Maybe," Oskar agreed enticingly.
"Very well then." Impatiently, Smegden tapped the ground with one foot. Since
Mamakitty already was serving as a mobile roost for Taj and since Cezer was
not in the best of moods to serve as mount for a mouse, Oskar kneeled down so
the mouse could scamper up onto the top of his head.
"Fagh!" Even though his scruffy steed could not see the gesture, Smegden made
a production of waving both tiny hands in front of him as if to clear the air
from in front of his face. "Cats may be more inherently wicked, but at least
they smell better! Oh, well--come on, then. Straight ahead, and take the first
right once we're out of the Commons."
For all his confirmed irritability, the acerbic Smegden proved to be as
congenial a guide during the day as he had been the previous night. He showed
them the Council Hall, afire with purple gems, where the Chosen of Faerie and
other enchanted electors met to discuss matters of importance affecting the
entire kingdom. They visited the stablelands, home to cloven-footed animal
folk, where giraffes raced griffins and antelope streaked with makeup competed
in high jumping against gravel-voiced jackaroos. There were well-organized
facilities for storing food and water against the rare times of drought,
schools where lectures in the fine art of thud-dunning were attended by gangs
of aspiring adolescent ogres and trolls, and high-speed flying academies for
the effervescent offspring of pixies and sprites, where pedantic dragonflies
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And then there was the museum.
A structure grand even by the exalted standards of the illustrious Kingdom of
Purple, it rambled off in all directions, adding rooms and displays, corridors
and exhibits, according to Smegden, whenever it felt like it.
"You mean," Oskar remarked, "whenever the enchanted folk feel like adding to
it."
Reaching down, the mouse gripped the hair above Oskar's eyes to balance
himself as he leaned forward to peer into one eye from a distance of little
more than an inch. "Did I say anything about the enchanted folk, bone-brain?
When the museum is ready to grow, it grows. Do you think only flesh can grow?
The museum is quite capable of supervising its own expansion."
Indeed, the edifice they entered breathed and exhaled uncomfortably like a
live thing, the tepid air rushing systematically in and out as if it were
wheezing softly, the walls quivering in response to unseen stimuli. For all
that, it looked like an ordinary building. Oskar resolved not to pee on the
floor to test the resemblance further.
There were hundreds, thousands, of displays, all neatly mounted and labeled.
None of them, he noted as they explored the myriad rooms and trotted past
other visitors, were particularly well protected. As near as he and Mamakitty
and Taj could tell, there were no guards. There was no need for any. In
paradise, there was no reason to steal.
"This is a wonderful place," Taj commented to their guide. "Is it, perhaps,
some kind of temple? A temple that contains examples of everything that is,
and everything that can be imagined? Perhaps even such a rarity as--white
light?" Recalling the words of the unlamented but knowledgeable Captain Covalt
of the Kingdom of Red, the songster's friends held their collective breath.
"Not at all," Smegden replied. "Are you crazy? This is no temple!" Behind him,
Mamakitty sighed heavily, Samm let out an attenuated hiss of disappointment,
and Cezer, sensing among his companions an emotional line it was better not to
cross, bit back the sarcastic observation that begged to be liberated from his
lips.
Smegden drew himself up. "Every citizen knows this place. It is not a temple
but a museum. The Celebrated Grand Mystic Museum of the Exalted Faerie Kingdom
of Purple. Wherein," he concluded importantly, "may be found examples of
everything that is, or ever was, or can be imagined."
Unable to stand it any longer, Cezer stepped forward to say something. Before
the first word could escape from his lips, Cocoa reached over with her mouth,
caught one of his long white whiskers in her teeth, and pulled. The resulting
look of shock and pain on his face was more than sufficient to forestall his
incipient comment.
"When does it close?" Mamakitty inquired quickly of their guide, adding
thoughtfully, "We'd like to get back to the Commons before dark."
"The Celebrated Grand Mystic Museum never closes," Smegden informed her.
"Nothing in the kingdom ever does. It wouldn't be fair, or appropriate. There
are too many citizens of this land who sleep by day and live by night."
"But the kingdom, the city, is not as busy at night," Oskar speculated
innocently.
"I don't believe so, no." Smegden was not in the least suspicious. "You asked
about white light. As I said, the museum contains examples of everything that
is or was or can be imagined. Compared to some of the exhibits here, white
light is of comparative insignificance." He sank deep in thought for a moment,
then raised a diminutive foreleg and pointed. "That way. Second left at the
first long corridor, right after the special exhibition of embalmed censors
and petrified lawyers."
They followed the rodent's directions, trying not to hurry, fighting down
their rising excitement. A few turns and twists past cases full of the
inexplicable and on beyond the impossible--and there it was. After all they
had endured, all they had survived, after the arduous crossing of multiple
kingdoms of color, their goal gleamed brightly before them.
In an unremarkable room that was home to several dozen exhibits, there stood a

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tall cabinet of clear crystal containing nothing but glowing balls of color.
All the colors were there, including many distinctive shades unfamiliar to the
travelers. At the far end of the cabinet, almost as an afterthought, drifted a
small globe of pure, unadulterated white light. Each of the diffuse, drifting
orbs was clearly labeled as to its nature, pierced and fixed in place by a
display rod that had been suitably ensorcelled.
Hopping from upcurled tail tip to head, Taj leaned forward between Mamakitty's
ears and whispered, "The problem of how to transport the light is solved. We
simply lift up the stick to which it is fastened, and bring both with us."
Mamakitty nodded, inadvertently forcing Taj to take to the air with a
temporary fluttering of wings. "I wonder why the individual lights are not all
tinted with purple. It's quite unlike anything we've encountered before on our
journey, where every object and creature in a specific kingdom of color takes
on the tint of that land."
"This is an enchanted museum run for the edification of enchanted folk," the
canary pointed out. "What is the wonder in one more enchantment?"
"We have found what we came for," Mamakitty hissed softly, as much to herself
as to her diminutive passenger. Beside her, Cocoa was staring silently at the
cabinet of wonders. Even Cezer, confronted at last by the object of their
quest, was subdued. Louder, she said, "We've taken up enough of your time,
Smegden."
"Indeed you have," the mouse agreed readily. Once more the tiny paw indicated
the way. "The quickest exit is back that direction, then down a ramp."
Mamakitty and Oskar exchanged a meaningful glance. "If you don't mind," Oskar
responded, "there are so many wonderful things to see here. We'll just wander
around for a while. We can always ask others the way out."
"That means a long run for me on these short legs, to get out of these endless
corridors," Smegden groused, "but better, I suppose, than having to suffer any
longer the abiding banalities of your clichéd conversation. If I hurry, I can
still make the weekly hunt scheduled for this evening." He drew himself up to
his full five-inch height. "Riding to cockroaches, you know." Effortlessly, he
leaped down from Oskar's head. From the floor, he turned to confront the trio.
"I wish you a pleasant afternoon of edification, with the added hope that we
may never meet again--at least until you have shed your provincial demeanor
and developed some sophistication. Fare thee well, O bearers of a benign
befuddlement." With that he spun round and, at high speed, scampered off down
the corridor he had previously identified as leading to the quickest way out.
"What now?" wondered Cezer, reluctantly reconciled to pursuing their quest to
its conclusion.
"We wait," Mamakitty whispered. "Mark this room well." When Oskar raised his
right hind leg, she hastened to forestall him. "No, no--that's not what I
meant, you idiot! Mentally, mentally! Use your human-augmented mind. At least,
I think yours has been augmented."
"Sorry." Abashed, Oskar lowered his leg. "Old habits, you know."
She took a deep breath. "I believe the best time to make our attempt will be
at eventide, when the daytime inhabitants of this kingdom begin to retire and
before the awakening night dwellers arrive. That time of day should find this
measureless structure at its most deserted. We will take the white light from
its resting place and slip quietly out of the city. Having once passed that
way, the return journey will be easier and less dangerous for us at night."
"You make it sound so easy," Cezer grumbled.
"Every one of those globes of light is pretty bright." Oskar kept his voice
down lest he be overheard by a group of female faeries fluttering through the
exhibition room. Stylish tiny purses dangled from their hands like pollen from
the legs of bees. "If only we had some magical means of temporarily muting
their glow."
Wings beating, Taj rose from between Mamakitty's ears. "No sooner said than
done. I'll be right back with something I recall seeing several rooms away."
Risking the attention of other museumgoers, Oskar called out to the receding
songster. "You saw suitable sorcery just lying around?"

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"Not exactly." Taj called back to them just prior to banking a hard right. "It
was a very nice paper bag."
And so it was. Retreating to a corner to examine the crumpled container
without being observed, Oskar and Mamakitty determined that the sack would
indeed fit snugly over the globe of white light. What effect the steady
radiance would have on the opaque paper remained to be seen. Perhaps, Taj
suggested, like so much else in this kingdom, the sack itself would be
adequately enchanted for their purpose.
Feigning interest in every exhibit they passed, no matter how boring, they
wandered through the labyrinthine structure, pausing occasionally to discuss
this sculpture or that artifact with mock erudition. As the daylight began to
ebb, so did the increasingly scanty crowd, until the corridors that sparkled
with crushed gemstone spackle no longer echoed to the chatter of elves, the
giggling of pixies, or the appreciative grunts of aesthetically discriminating
goblins.
Taking a roundabout route, they worked their way back to the room that
contained the samples of illumination from other kingdoms. Throughout the
museum complex, faerie light was winking to life. As might be expected, it was
soft and diffuse so as not to hurt the eyes of the nocturnal visitors, who had
not yet begun to arrive in any numbers worth worrying about. As Cezer trotted
out to the nearest main corridor to keep watch, and Samm spread himself the
length of the room's entrance to trip up any unobserved arrivals, the others
considered how best to go about expropriating the precious globe of whiteness.
"Back here." From behind the cabinet, Oskar's voice was an urgent whisper.
"There's a latch."
It was a very simple, straightforward latch, quite uncomplicated and devoid of
charm. There was no reason for anything more elaborate, they decided. Who
would want to steal light? What possible use could anyone abiding in the
Kingdom of Purple have for nonpurple numinous luminosity? Lifting the latch
with his nose, Oskar put his shoulder against the edge of the compartment's
rear door. With Mamakitty and Cocoa's help, he was able to push it aside.
Lamenting the dearth of hands, but determined as ever, he cocked his head
sideways and reached in to seize with his strong jaws the pole that pierced
and supported the pure white globe. When he lifted the rod carefully out of
its slot, the crystal display case caught the moving light and scattered small
rainbows about the room as casually as a rich man casting alms to the poor.
"Look at the colors!" Beneath calico fur, Cocoa's chest swelled elatedly. "It
really is white light, and it really does contain within it all the colors of
the rainbow!" She retraced her steps as Oskar backed carefully out of the
case. "It's everything we've come for. We'll take it back to the Gowdlands and
turn it over to the wizards who still roam free. They'll know what to do with
it, how to use it to break the curse of the Khaxan Mundurucu."
"I don't think so," an all-too-familiar voice declared.
Oskar spun around on his hind legs so fast he almost dropped the rod and the
shining sphere it transfixed. Beside him, Mamakitty let out a furious hiss and
Cocoa dropped into a fighting stance, ears flared back and teeth bared. He
considered making a mad dash for the exit, only to see that that route, too,
was blocked. The axe-wielding trolls who stood there might be slow of foot,
but they would only have to hit him once to end forever any hopes of returning
to the Fasna Wyzel--or any other part of the land of the living. One stood
with a foot on Samm's neck, its sharp axe poised over the serpent's skull.
Samm hissed in frustration, wishing for the great stone adze he had been
forced to leave behind in the culvert at the edge of the city--and for hands
to swing it with.
A grim-visaged ogre (was there any other kind, Oskar wondered?) lumbered
forward. With a disapproving oink, it took the shaft from the dog-man's jaws.
It hurt Oskar more to let go of it than it had to keep it gripped between his
teeth. Exhibiting an unexpectedly light touch, the strapping sentry placed rod
and globe back in the display case and slid the door shut behind them, nudging
the latch back into place with a blunt forefinger as thick around as Oskar's

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leg.
Other armed and armored enchanted folk proceeded to place heavy hands on the
intruders. As they did so, the voice that had interrupted the attempted theft,
which had come so near succeeding, spoke again. It arose from a decidedly
charmless ratlike individual who stood quivering with delight and repressed
ferocity between a pair of dark-winged, gargoyle-faced night fliers. The
speaker had a pointed snout, quivering whiskers, rust-red fur splotched with
white spots, alert ears, blazing homicidal eyes, and teeth like needles.
"You'll break no spells, dead meat," snarled the quoll Quoll. "Neither light
nor color will you return to the Gowdlands. You'll spend your time in gaol
purple, you will, and by the time you get out--if they let you out--there'll
be nothing left of the Gowdlands to save. All resistance will have been
crushed, the last wizard expunged, and all rebels fled, dead, or missing their
heads." Cackling gleefully, he pronked about in delighted, triumphant circles.
"After our last encounter, it was decided we should follow and watch, watch
and follow, and bide our time. Please to understand, that's not my style. I
like to tear straightaway into quarry every chance I get. But my
colleagues"--and he indicated the two softly squeaking bats that flanked
him--"managed to persuade me to be patient. So wait we did, until you reached
your goal. Only when you were on the verge of winning it did we act."
Ruut stepped awkwardly forward, membranous wings luffing about him like
wrinkled black sails. "We had been waiting for a good time to strike. Thanks
to your actions, we did not have to decide. This is better--much better. Once
informed of a burglary in progress, the local law came shambling with
admirable speed."
Raising up on his hind legs, Quoll thrust a quivering forefoot in their
direction. "All this time, all this following and waiting, and we didn't even
have to fight! By your own actions, you've done yourselves in. All we have to
do is sit back and take pleasure in the consequences."
That is what the trio of duplicitous devils proceeded to do, smirking as an
elf of scowling mien pushed his way past the guards, stepped over the pinioned
Samm, and confronted the rest of the accused. Resigned dog and choleric cats
he eyed gravely. Noting the several large nets held by a number of the guards,
Taj stayed perched on Oskar's head and prayed for an opening.
"You are charged under Articles XXVIII through XXXII of the Code of the
Kingdom with multiple counts of attempted theft of public property, use of a
public facility for nefarious purpose, conduct unbecoming guests of the
Purple, and general felonious naughtiness. You are to be bound over to the
Court of Proscribed Enchantments for trial and sentencing."
Mamakitty frowned. "How can we be bound for sentencing if there hasn't yet
been a trial?"
"Procedures must be followed." Stepping back, the imperious elf gestured to
the ogres. "Take them and see that they're properly secured. Make sure the
bird doesn't get past you. I'll see to the necessary paperwork."
"Your pardon, meritorious sir," husked Ratha as the downcast travelers were
escorted from the room, "but can we drink their blood?"
"Sorry," the elf replied. "Against city ordinances. But I'll speak to the
presiding magistrate. Considering the help you and your friends have provided
in this matter, perhaps something can be worked out."
Greatly pleased with themselves and the evening's evil they had wrought, the
twosome of vampire bats alternately walked and fluttered at the head of the
somber procession. In a fever of triumphant excitement, Quoll danced and
darted back and forth in front of the crestfallen captives. The taunting of
prisoners, evidently, was not against the regulations of the kingdom.
Only when all was once again silent within the exhibition room of multicolored
lights of other kingdoms in the Celebrated Grand Mystic Museum of the Exalted
Kingdom of Purple, save for the gossiping voices of distant strollers, did a
small, compact figure emerge from the depths of the ornate Havetra'ng vase of
spun spidersilk and regurgitated moonbeam where it had been hiding. Checking
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as fast as he could for the pastoral, treed sanctuary of the Grand Commons.

NINETEEN

If they had not been under arrest, Oskar and his companions would have
marveled at their surroundings. The interior of the Justice Building was
fashioned of twinkling spun glass and limpid crystal, all of it vibrant with
purple and lavender light. Preoccupied pixies darted down corridors while
mercurial sprites delivered missives from one chamber to the next. Trolls
conferenced in the darkest corners, elves engaged in slavish banter, and
something like a squashed sphinx limped slowly past on all four legs,
complaining mightily to an attentive retinue of sylphs whose sleek flesh
jiggled like tapioca pudding.
The courtroom was small; barely large enough to hold the prisoners, their
ogrish guards, a modest audience, and a goggle-eyed, multiarmed court
reporter. Oskar, Mamakitty, and Cocoa were seated in the front rank of a
triple row of bloated toadstools that sparkled with petrified dew. Next to
them, Samm lay stretched out and splinted to keep him from making use of his
powerful coils, while a dispirited Taj found himself, for the first time since
their original transformation, back in a locked cage.
To make things infinitely worse, the object of their long, grueling journey
sat glowing whitely on its rod in the evidence box at the front of the
courtroom, within easy reach of the prisoners--if one discounted the presence
of the brace of heavily armed trolls that flanked it on either side.
On a back bench, a quietly triumphant Quoll sat flanked by a silent Ruut and
Ratha. Oskar growled in their direction, only to have their gleeful foe
respond with a taunting, infuriating smile.
The nearest guard cuffed Oskar smartly upside the head and grunted. "No
snarling in the courtroom. Show some respect."
Shortly thereafter, a door opened behind a toadstool of truly prodigious
dimensions, and a figure appeared within. As it tottered up to the oversize
fungi, a sprite clad in flowing frillwork appeared from nowhere to tootle on a
small, cochlear horn.
"Hear ye, hear ye! The City Court of the Kingdom of Purple is now in session.
His honorable and mystic magisterial elf self Judge Cooble Pilk presiding." A
second, slightly less elaborate tootle from the tinny trumpet, and the sprite
vanished.
Ascending all of two feet to the high chair located behind the commanding
toadstool, the judge had extraordinarily large, pointed ears, a shiny forehead
from which a few determined, scraggly hairs emerged, narrow, intense dark
eyes, and the long, supple fingers of a courtesan. The lavender-whitish wig he
wore spilled in carefully powdered curls down his back, onto the floor, and
beyond, stretching several feet in two directions. No book lay open before
him, nor was a gavel of any kind close at hand. Pushing out his hairy lower
lip and glaring importunately at the unhappy prisoners, he folded his hands
and leaned forward, his elbows resting on the curved, slightly flexible
surface of the toadstool.
"Well? Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?" From the back
of the room, one of the bats snickered loudly.
"Now wait a minute!" Mamakitty would have sprung forward had not she been
yanked back onto the bench by the ogre that stood behind her. She struggled to
remain calm. "What kind of a trial is this? You haven't even heard any
evidence yet!"
"Don't need to," the Honorable Cooble Pilk snorted. "Waste of time, evidence.
You lot were caught trying to steal an exhibit from the museum of the
kingdom." With a hirsute hand he indicated the silently pulsating globe of
white light posted in the nearby evidence box. "That exhibit. Terrible
business, terrible. Why, if everyone started helping themselves to exhibits,

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pretty soon all the kingdom would have left is an empty, unhappy building.
Have you ever seen a building cry? Especially one the size of the Grand
Glorious Multitudinous ... uh, the Gigantic Inconceivable Miraculous ...
clerk?" he snapped irritably.
"The Celebrated Grand Mystic Museum of the Exalted Kingdom of Purple, your
honored necromancy, sir." The multiarmed court reporter goggled its eyes a
little more than usual.
Wagging his tail anxiously, Oskar slipped off the bench to which the
defendants were confined. The guard behind him tensed, but let him stand on
all fours. "Aren't you even curious to know why we tried to take the globe of
white light?"
Hacking up something decidedly unenchanted, the judge spat into an unseen but
resonant spittoon. "Not particularly. But I have this sinking feeling that
you're going to tell me anyway."
Aided in emphasis and detail by Mamakitty, Oskar proceeded to relate the
history of their travels, beginning with the assault on the Gowdlands by the
Totumakk Horde, the curse that had subsequently been laid by the horrific
Khaxan Mundurucu, and their own efforts, following their transformation by a
posthumous spell of the wizard Susnam Evyndd, to find and acquire some light
containing all colors to bring back home.
The Honorable Cooble Pilk listened tolerantly to every word. When Oskar
finally concluded with a deferential, "That's all, Your Honor," and sat back
on his woolly haunches, the magistrate appeared to have fallen into deep
contemplation.
Appearances can be deceiving, however.
"If you've finished, we can get on with this. I have a game at three. I'm
playing with two nymphs and a senior gremlin. Nymphs don't like to be kept
waiting." He smiled tersely. "I don't like to keep nymphs waiting."
This time, Mamakitty slid slowly off the bench, mindful of the massive ogre
standing behind her. When she tried to approach the judicial toadstool,
however, it reached out to grip her upcurving tail in massive fingers, holding
her back.
"Your Honor," she pleaded, "everything we've done has been on behalf of
others. I know we were wrong to try and take the white light, but we weren't
doing it for ourselves. It was only for all those whose lives have been made
unbearable by the Mundurucu!"
"Not all lives have been made miserable!" a gleeful Quoll called out from the
back of the chamber.
Mildly annoyed, the presiding elf focused his gaze in the direction of the
outburst. "Silence in the court! I'll tolerate no unsolicited comments from
spectators." Returning his attention to the attentive prisoners, his thick
eyebrows lowered until they cast perceptible shade across his prominent nose.
"Theft is theft and the law is the law. Why, without the law we'd be no better
than mortals, subject to the whims of ordinary existence. Benign motive is no
excuse." Bringing both hands together sharply, he demonstrated why the
presence of a gavel was unnecessary in the courtroom. A petite sonic boom
rattled the chamber, ruffling the cats' fur, lifting Taj's feathers, and even
knocking the hulking ogre and troll guards back a step or two.
"The sentence is death, to be carried out at a place of execution three days
hence." Rising, his curly wig of office swirling about him like a pair of
penned serpents, he turned to exit the courtroom. The trial was at an end.
From the back of the chamber rose a vile, cackling whoop of quollish
satisfaction. Leaning toward her mate, Ratha whispered delightedly, "The
Khaxan Mundurucu will be pleased." Mamakitty, Cocoa, Taj, and Samm were too
stunned to speak.
Not Oskar. Advancing on the toadstool, he dodged the grasping hand of the
troll stationed on his left. "Sir, Your Honor! You can't--I mean, this isn't
about us! It's about our purpose, our mission to save others! No matter what
you think of us and our actions, surely you can't just dismiss the misery of
thousands of other suffering beings with a wave of your hand?"

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The Honorable Cooble Pilk paused and looked back. "I didn't wave. I distinctly
remember not waving. There being no one to speak on your behalf save
yourselves, who are already condemned by your actions, I see no reason to
reconsider my decision."
"But there are others!" a voice cried.
Everyone in the chamber turned toward the entrance; prisoners, guards, and
momentarily victorious allies of the Mundurucu alike. Striding boldly through
the diaphanous doorway was an agitated cat wearing a mouse on its head. They
were accompanied by a troika of exceedingly well-turned-out gnomes.
Mamakitty's whiskers curved so far upward they almost pointed at the ceiling.
Nearby, Oskar had begun to bark uncontrollably. Cocoa's eyes shone with a new
inner light, Taj was bouncing excitedly up and down on the perch within his
cage, and Samm's flicking, sensitive, unsplinted tongue caught the scent of
something welcome and familiar in the air of the courtroom. Leaning to her
left, Mamakitty whispered softly to Oskar, her quivering whiskers almost
touching his muzzle.
"I knew the selfish little show-off wouldn't abandon us! No matter how much he
rambled on about liking this place."
Oskar looked down over his nose at her. "You knew? Hey, what's that in your
eye?"
"Nothing, dog-breath. Mind your own business." She turned back to the front of
the courtroom. "Anyway, don't you know cats can't cry?"
Each gnome carried beneath his left arm a small briefcase, sewn from tanned
snowflake. There was nothing in them, but in the kingdom of enchantment,
appearances are important. Approaching the bench, the middle gnome spoke for
his colleagues as well as for himself.
"Horglum, Grugle, and Migwig, Your Honor. Counselors for the defense."
Folding his enormous ears forward so that they momentarily covered his face,
the judge let out a high-pitched gargle of resignation. By the time these
impressive organs of hearing had relaxed back into their normal positions, he
had reluctantly resumed his seat behind the imposing toadstool. "What is
this?" Whiskers quivering violently, a furious Quoll rose on hind legs at the
back of the chamber. "You've already pronounced sentence! The trial is over!"
"No trial is over until I say it's over!" Leaping to the top of the toadstool
rostrum, the Honorable Cooble Pilk clapped his hands in Quoll's direction. The
resultant sonic boom blew quoll and bats up against the back wall, where they
remained flattened and motionless, as if glued in place. "You'll stay like
that until this is over with. By Titania's tush, I'll have order in this
courtroom!" Muttering to himself, he hopped back down into his chair,
straightening his imposing wig as he resumed his seat. "Vex and hex the
general public, anyway! Always interrupting. Especially when an elf has a game
upcoming." Settling himself, he glowered unhappily at the trio of gnomish
attorneys.
"Snap to it, gentlebeings. This court is in a hurry." Though thoroughly
bewildered and able to understand nary a word of the esoteric enchanted
legalese articulated by the three gnomes, Oskar allowed himself to feel a
surge of hope. Whatever the meaning of the gibberish they were spouting, the
impish advocates were certainly pouring it on with enthusiasm. Even the guards
were impressed--or as impressed as dim-witted ogres and trolls could be.
Almost as important to Oskar as this formal defense was the kittenish grin of
his friend Cezer. The tomcat had strode forward to rejoin them, his
four-legged stride more strut than saunter. Once more, the dedicated band of
travelers was together. As for their minuscule savior Smegden, he appeared to
find the entire proceedings almost as much a waste of time as did the judge.
"Hi, rat-breath," Oskar murmured to Cezer as the male cat sat down beside him
on his blond haunches. "Hello, piddle-pants. How's it going?" "Better, now.
What brings you here? Miss me?" The tomcat spat derisively. "Like I'd miss
being locked in a bath."
"I thought you'd run off to stuff your feline face full of meatfruit in the
oh-so-accommodating Commons."

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Daintily, Cezer raised his left foreleg and began to lick the underside of his
paw. "No, thanks. I had my fill of paradise." Oskar was panting softly. "And
what did you decide about it?"
Deigning to glance in the dog's direction, Cezer replied curtly, "It's
boring," and resumed cleaning his other forefoot.
It was growing late when the Honorable Cooble Pilk finally threw up his hairy
hands and part of his lunch in frustration.
"Enough already! At this rate we'll be here till the End of Faerie. Not to
mention that I'll miss the second half of my game. Noble but long-winded
barristers, I implore you--step back, if you please." Clutching their
briefcases to their chests like shields, Horglum, Grugle, and Migwig were
quick to comply.
"Theft is theft. The conviction stands," the judge declaimed. From the rear
wall of the chamber, a spread-eagled Quoll snarled satisfaction while the pair
of vampire bats flanking him like mounted butterflies squeaked delightedly.
"However, bearing in mind the energetic defense mounted by this most
distinguished team of nit-picking obfuscators"--the legal trio bowed
appreciatively--"I have determined to reduce the sentence."
From where he was seated, Oskar looked up hopefully. Beside him, Mamakitty
leaned forward, the twitching of her tail stilled. Everyone eyed the judge in
expectant silence.
"I, the Right Honorable Judge Cooble Pilk, senior magistrate of the
exceedingly superior court of the Kingdom of Purple, do hereby order that the
prisoners be banished forever from the Kingdom of Purple and the Realms of
Faerie back to their revoltingly commonplace place of residence, there to be
released into exile with the promise never to return."
The courtroom dissolved into chaos.
A joyful Mamakitty rose to wrap her legs around a wide-eyed, disbelieving
Cocoa. Taj let out a piercing whistle of delight. An excited Oskar began
barking wildly. Disputatious spectators leaped from their seats to exchange
harsh words and energetic blows. Peeling himself off the back wall with a
tremendous effort of will, the outraged Quoll snatched a knife from a startled
troll. Holding it firmly in his mouth, he darted forward, heading straight for
Mamakitty. The incredible energy and natural agility of his kind saw him
sprint through the flailing grasp of several massive but sluggish guards.
Raising both hands, Judge Cooble Pilk proceeded to execute the sentence he had
just pronounced. Faerie lightning crackled around his wrinkled brow and
hovered above the tips of his prominent ears. Rising from the floor, the two
lengths of his gargantuan powdered wig hovered above and behind him like a
pair of gigantic lavender antennae. A roaring filled Oskar's ears, and a
singular pressure blocked his sinuses, as if he had suddenly become trapped
underwater. Out of the corner of an eye he saw the snarling Quoll leap, the
tip of the knife held between his jaws aimed at Mamakitty's throat. Smegden
let out a warning squeak as Cocoa had the presence of mind to take up the
handle of Taj's cage between her teeth.
At the same time, Samm struck. Having quietly bided his time, the great
serpent burst his constraining splints with a show of power only a fully grown
python could muster. His jaws parted wide as his blunt head shot through the
air toward the flying Quoll--and past the raging, apoplectic animal, to snatch
up in his teeth the rod in the evidence box on which was transfixed a softly
pulsing sphere of concentrated white light. Dazed and benumbed, Oskar thought
he heard both bats squeal out a startled "No!" from the back of the courtroom.
Then the numbness overwhelmed him, nausea curdled the contents of his stomach,
and something cold washed over his face. Suddenly, he couldn't breathe.
Kicking frantically, he burst free of the smothering dampness, his head
exploding through the surface of the swirling pool of clear, cold water that
lay at the base of the Shalouan Falls. Spitting out water, sputtering at the
unexpected icy contact, he began to dog-paddle toward the rocky shore, shaking
his head and sending sparkling droplets flying from the ends of his long hair.
He was back home and alive, but something had changed. When he reached,

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exhausted, for the first projecting rocks of the shoreline, he realized
immediately what had happened.
In the instant of being banished by the Really Impressively Irritable
Honorable Judge Cooble Pilk from the Kingdom of Purple to their homeland, they
had reverted back to the exact same enchanted forms they had inhabited on the
day they had left it.
Like it or not, he was human again.
He was also naked, and seriously waterlogged. Searching his immediate
surroundings, he saw his companions pulling themselves out of the river onto
the damp, mist-slickened rocks to the left of the falls. Ravishingly
long-legged Cocoa was wringing water out of her hair. Taj stood nearby,
shouting and gesturing to him as the songster picked pieces of broken metal
cage off his shoulders. Oskar waved back and called out that he was okay, even
though he was not sure he could be heard above the roaring of the falls.
"That worked out Very well, I think," Taj told him when the latter joined the
rest of the group. "Everything happened so fast, I was worried that one or two
of us might have been overlooked. But the judge was very thorough."
"Didn't want to be late for his game," Cezer remarked from nearby. "I don't
think I'd like to play with him."
Tilting back his head, Oskar looked upward, squinting against the leaden but
welcome sunshine. Though dominated by the omnipresent drabness that had been
imposed by the Mundurucu, the daylight in which they now found themselves was
a welcome change from all the monocolored alien skies they had trekked beneath
during the past weeks. Before them, the permanent rainbow born of the falls
still bloomed with vibrant color, a beacon of normality shining forth in the
midst of an otherwise all-pervasive grayness.
A sudden thought made him look around sharply. "Where's Samm?"
"Over here!" Emerging from the woods that filled the canyon, the dour giant
waved encouragingly. In his huge right hand rested the radiant orb of white
light from the Celebrated Grand Mystic Museum of the Exalted Kingdom of
Purple. Oskar's heart leaped.
"You got away with it!"
Joining them, the giant nodded slowly, looking slightly abashed. "I fixated on
it the instant we entered the courtroom. I was waiting for the right moment to
strike, hoping I might be able to slip into a drain hole or a gutter with it.
Then the judge changed our sentence, and everything went crazy at once."
Holding the globe high, he squinted at the precious luminosity. "I was afraid
I might swallow it. The instant I changed back to this shape, I spit it out
into a hand. Handy things to have, hands."
They gazed in silence at the lambent sphere. Now that they were back home, or
nearly so, each of the travelers was more than a little awed at what they had
accomplished. It was Cezer who, a little self-consciously, broke the reverie.
"All right--we've done the thing. What do we do now?"
Cocoa frowned at him. "What do you mean? We've gone through the rainbow,
crossed all the kingdoms of light, and brought back the essence of white light
the Master enjoined us to find."
He nodded agreeably. "So we have. And now that we have, what do we do with it?
Does it go into a stew, or some kind of potion? Are there special words that
need to be pronounced over it before anything happens?" He indicated the
enveloping grayness that surrounded them. "Clearly, it doesn't do anything by
itself. Just bringing it back here isn't enough. Something more has to be
done. Something's lacking."
A slight but mellifluous whistle turned them all in the same direction. It was
a very familiar whistle, even though they were used to hearing it emerge from
an avian throat.
Taj looked embarrassed as he gazed back at his friends and companions. His
voice was characteristically subdued, yet somehow confident. He met their
curious stares without flinching. "I'm afraid--there's something I haven't
told you. It is a matter of some significance."
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lent an unforced stiffness to her words.
"What is it now, Taj?"
"It's just that--well, I'm not exactly entirely who I appear to be." Though
strengthening, his voice remained low-key as ever. "My full name is Tajek of
the Gold Flame. I am also known as Tajekafen ben-Arubar, Associate of the
Faith Necromantic, Anointed Assistant Alchemical, Odosa--officially designated
ordained sortilege affiliate. In more everyday terms, in other words, the
Master Susnam Evyndd's canonical, dedicated, and long-time familiar."
"Oohhh," whispered a reverential Cocoa.
Cezer was rather less impressed. "That's an awful lot of title to carry for
someone who spends his normal existence as a very small and conspicuously
inconsequential songbird."
Taj shifted his attention to the naked swordsman. It appeared to Cezer that
something flickered in the back of the smaller man's eyes--no doubt a trick of
the shifting, deceptive light that prevailed near the falls.
"Consider, friend Cezer, my condition and position a credit to Master Evyndd's
limitless forethought. When he received visitors and wished to know what they
were saying outside his presence, I was there to listen and record--between
songs, of course. When he was executing a spell and needed help, but desired
to appear as if he alone was performing the necessary machinations, I was
present in the background to provide the required assistance." He looked over
at a thoroughly dumbfounded Oskar.
"When he needed a second pair of eyes, or someone to watch over his belongings
when he was not present, I was there. Why else, Oskar, do you think he
sometimes took me with him on his journeys and not you or Mamakitty? Whether
at home or away, others would assume I was present to provide my gift of song.
When striving to identify a sorcerer's possible familiar, with three cats and
a snake in house, what enemy would give a thought to a canary?"
"Not I, certainly," Cezer sniffed. Sniffing disdainfully was more effective
with a cat nose, the swordsman lamented.
"None of us would." Mamakitty was wary, but impressed. "I often wondered why
Master Evyndd did not anoint one of us his familiar. That is a question now
answered: he already had one."
Taj nodded solemnly. "I regret to say that you three cats, together with you,
Samm, were present in the Master's household not merely for company but also
to serve as decoys. Anyone wishing to destroy the knowledge and wisdom of
Susnam Evyndd would also take care to eliminate any familiars. As I have
pointed out, the Master thought it doubtful any angry adversary would take the
time or trouble to bother with a small, inoffensive bird."
"A decoy." Cezer's expression changed from vexed to unhappy. "The callous son
of a bitch--no disrespect intended, you understand. To you, either, Oskar," he
added after a moment's thought.
"Master Evyndd did what he thought was necessary for him to do to preserve
himself and his legacy." In the absence of that deceased worthy, Taj took it
upon himself to offer the modest apologia. "I'm sure he meant no harm by it,
and I know for a fact that he loved you all."
There was silence for several minutes while each of them reconsidered anew
their relationship with their now departed master; a relationship they thought
they had understood, both as animals and as humans. Now it appeared that
emotional tie, along with everything else, had been very different from what
they had supposed all along.
Oskar confronted Taj, but not for the reason the latter suspected. "You said
that you recorded and remembered for him. So that--what was it you said?--so
that his knowledge and wisdom would be preserved." He thrust his mustachioed
face closer to that of the other man. "Does that mean you now possess his
knowledge and wisdom?"
Mamakitty held her breath. The songster's expression was unreadable. "I have
none of his wisdom. Wisdom dies with the wise. But a little knowledge, that I
retain." He shrugged modestly. "It was my job."
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who found the opening in the rainbow and summoned us to follow."
Taj nodded, and this time allowed himself a slight smile. "I had to risk
exposing myself. It was the only way to save us all. Fortunately, our stalkers
did not descry the use of magic on my part. Had they done so, I fear we would
have been forced to deal much sooner with the Khaxan Mundurucu. And there were
other times, other occasions these past difficult days, when I surreptitiously
made use of what small learning I had acquired in the service of the Master."
He saw Cocoa staring at him. "Do you remember when we entered the Kingdom of
Yellow?"
She nodded. "The great gate. You were the one who discovered that it was
unlocked."
A ghost of a grin creased his face. "It wasn't exactly 'unlocked.' A small
magic, that. And of course there was the time when we were trapped within the
fallen kauri tree in the Kingdom of Green. Did several of you not wonder how
all those fellow avians who finally freed us could hear my whistling calls
through all that wood? To avoid the details of an explanation, I had to
several times change the subject in haste."
"When else?" Cezer could not keep from asking. He was remembering now: little
comments, small observations that at the time had not jibed with their view of
Taj as a simple songster, but which they had been too busy or too tired to
pursue.
"I'll remind you another time, another time, my furry friend. When we sit
again by a warm fire in a safe country, and you decide to show an interest in
what I have to say instead of wondering how I might taste."
"We have the white light. Do we begin here?" Eagerness glistened in Cocoa's
eyes. "This is as good a place as any to start overturning the Mundurucu's
baneful spell."
"No, it isn't." Taj was firm in his objection. "We must return home, to the
Master's house. Not only will we all be more at ease once we are back home,
but there are active at that place certain evanescent forces that will aid and
abet our efforts. It is why Evyndd caused his abode to be raised in that spot
in the first place--or so I was once told."
Oskar looked closely at his friend. "You didn't say 'Master,'"
"What?" Taj blinked at him.
"When you mentioned him just then. You didn't call him Master Evyndd."
The familiar started, then nodded soberly. "It signifies a change. In our
status as well as his. We must be our own masters now, and act like it if we
are going to do battle with thaumaturgy as powerful as that cultivated by the
Khaxan Mundurucu."
Samm's massive fingers opened and closed. "I wish I hadn't left my axe
behind."
"We'll take new weapons from the armory at the house. Sorcery notwithstanding,
it's always good to have a sharp blade close at hand." Taj started past the
two men, heading for the steep slope that led upward toward the road they had
wandered down not so very long ago.
"Maybe that person can help us secure some for the journey back to the
forest." Starting up the base of the hill, Cezer had noticed a woman standing
in the shallows downstream from the falls. Now he headed toward her, waving
one hand and calling out a cheerful greeting.
Hearing his shout, she turned and saw his approach, whereupon she flung aside
the bucket half full of crayfish she had collected, gathered up her skirts in
both hands, and ran screaming from the water to the nearby path. Once she
reached dry land, her speed increased markedly, so much so that a baffled
Cezer slowed to a halt. He could have caught up to her easily. Dropping his
arm, he followed her frantic flight until her feet had carried her out of
sight. Returning to the waiting group, he cast a bemused glance at his
friends.
"I don't understand. I was smiling, and my voice was full of friendship and
reassurance. Why did she run from me? Have we in our journeying undergone some
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of us?" He paused to shake his head, more baffled than ever. "Say--why are you
all grinning at me?"
Oskar was fighting back the laughter that threatened to overwhelm him. "I'm no
dog today, Cezer. And you're no cat. Had you presented yourself before the
unfortunate lady as the cat you usually are, I'm sure she would have greeted
you fondly. In your present condition, however, you were bound to provoke a
somewhat different reaction."
The swordsman looked down at himself. "What's wrong with--oh. I forgot. Humans
have this thing about clothing, don't they?"
"Indeed they do." Glistening and nude, Mamakitty grabbed on to an overhanging
tree branch to help pull herself up the damp slope.
The disconcerted swordsman sidled up to Taj. "You're a sorcerer. Why don't you
just conjure us back some clothes?"
"I am not, by any stretch of the imagination, a sorcerer." The lean-muscled
songster was contemplating with distaste the long climb from water's edge back
up to the river road. "I am only a familiar, and a very lowly familiar at
that. And I miss my wings." Stepping past his companion, he began to ascend in
Mamakitty's wake--which, under the circumstances, was not so very bad a place
to be.

TWENTY

In those dismal days of depression and misery, the road that led from Zelevin
was not nearly as busy as it had been before the arrival of the Horde and the
Khaxan Mundurucu. Like every other aspect of daily life, commerce, too, lay
under a cloud. Because of this, the travelers managed to avoid drawing
attention to themselves. The first village they encountered was too busy for
them to enter, but with nearly the entire population of the second in
attendance at a pitifully bleak marriage ceremony, they managed to sneak in
and back out again with a ragtag assortment of appropriated attire Mamakitty
insisted must be returned later, and enough food with which to stuff their
borrowed pockets.
When eventually they reentered the Fasna Wyzel, more than memories came
flooding back. They journeyed onward in silence, each lost in his or her own
thoughts and emotions, no longer certain whether they were animal, human, or
some enigmatic melding of both. As they left the marked trails behind and
moved into the silent depths of the great forest they were confronted with
places, sights, smells, and sounds they had known intimately in animal form.
As humans, they perceived everything differently. When they had left the
forest before, their human bodies had been new to them and their attention and
interests directed elsewhere. Now they had time to reflect on the striking
transformation they had undergone. It left each of them feeling very
humble--except perhaps Cezer, who alone among them probably could not count
that particular sentiment in his emotional vocabulary.
When the house of the good wizard Susnam Evyndd at last came again into view,
however, even the flint-hearted swordsman was overcome by emotion.
It stood much as they had left it. The spiders had been busy, and a profusion
of webs decorated the sheltered places under the eaves, in the doorway, and in
some of the windows. But the sturdy structure had not burned or fallen down.
It hunkered up against the bracing rocks against which it had been built,
facing the forest and the rest of the world with thatched defiance--the only
real home any of them had ever known. It at once drew them on and repelled
them.
It was fitting that Oskar, having watched over the front door all his adult
life, should be the one to push it open. How much easier, he reflected, to do
so with hands than with nose or paw. But not necessarily as satisfying.
Considering how long the house had been empty, they found the interior in
surprisingly good condition. Plenty of dry food remained in the pantry,

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undisturbed and unfouled by weevils. But the small crunchy bits of dried and
processed protein no longer appealed to Oskar and his feline friends, nor the
barrel of assorted seeds to Taj. As for Samm, having gorged recently on
meatfruit in the Kingdom of Purple, he felt no urge to eat again so soon. In
that respect he was alone.
For years they had watched Master Evyndd prepare meals for himself. They had
eaten human food during their arduous trek through the kingdoms of light. Now
they set about improvising what they could from the available stores. The
result would have appalled a genteel gourmet, but it filled their bellies and
assuaged the ache that had begun to grow there.
It was very late on the morning of the following day when they finally awoke
from a long-overdue sleep. Samm would have dozed on had Oskar and Mamakitty
not pounded on his shoulders and slapped his face until he finally opened his
eyes.
"Sssorry," he mumbled as he rose to his feet. All night long, he had slept
with the white radiance held close to his stomach to ensure its safety. "It's
easier to shed one's skin than an old lifestyle."
They cleaned themselves, using the rainwater shower and towels instead of
tongues and paws. Then, with Samm carefully carrying the lambent white orb,
they went looking for Taj. They found him standing and waiting for them on the
front lawn.
"How many times I sat in my cage, gazing out at this vista"--he turned to his
refreshed and ready companions--"watching you play on this lawn, Oskar, while
Mamakitty and Cezer and Cocoa chased bugs and chipmunks and the occasional
ball of discarded wizard shine, while I was stuck in my cage, singing. Or
studying."
"I can sympathize." For a snake, Samm was unusually compassionate. Except when
he was swallowing someone. "Apart from the singing part, of course. Not that I
couldn't sing," he added in response to their disbelieving stares, "but no one
wanted to hear me. My kind aren't celebrated for harmony."
Apprehensive but game, Cocoa eyed the familiar. "There's no use in putting it
off, Taj. What do we do now?"
This morning, the songster looked older than his years. Try as he might, he
could not escape the feeling that the ultimate responsibility for the success
or failure of what they were about to attempt was his. With a deep sigh, he
extended a hand to Samm.
"Give me the white light."
The giant passed it over. Taj held it lightly in his open palm. It was warm,
but not unpleasantly so, and weighed, according to his best estimate, less
than nothing.
"Gather around."
Cezer frowned at him. "What for? You're the wise and powerful familiar, not
us."
The songster smiled at him. "Did you think the Master set you all on this
quest to keep me company? Just as we were all part and parcel of his life, so,
too, are we parcel and part of his magic, even though he has gone from us. For
an enchantment this profound to work, it requires input from every one of us."
The swordsman shrugged and stepped forward. "If you say so." He eyed the
shaggy-haired dog-man standing next to him. "Just don't ask Oskar to pee on
me, okay?"
"That's close enough. Now join paws--I mean, hands." Self-consciously, the
members of the little company complied. Taking a last look at the clouds (and
hoping it was indeed not his last), Taj began--not to speak, which skill had
never been his forte, but to sing.
"Strength of serpent, circle round this space." Next to Mamakitty, Samm
stiffened. A cold breeze sprang up around them; a small wall of conjoined
atmosphere.
"Swiftness of cat, bar evil's trace." The breeze grew stronger. A strange
tickling sensation prickled Cocoa's skin. Blinking against the rising wind,
she saw that everyone's hair was standing vertical, as if the current of air

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were blowing straight up out of the ground under their feet. She gripped
Mamakitty's and Cezer's hands tighter in her own.
Taj sang to the sky for all he was worth, a song less melodious than it might
have been had he been inhabiting his original form, but infinitely more
powerful.
"Devotion of dog, hold all in place! Now spread the light, and color
everywhere race!
Oskar felt himself shaking. Or maybe it was the ground Underfoot. It was a
wholly eerie sensation because it was utterly quiet. Even the animals of the
forest had gone silent. With the now gale-force wind rushing up from his feet
to his ears, he had to squint to see through the rising column of dust and
litter that was shooting skyward.
The globe of white light began to rise. Caught in something much more
significant than the howling pillar of wind, it rose skyward, accelerating as
it ascended. As it climbed, it began to expand. It was very bright, very
intense, and perfectly, dazzlingly, white. Soon it was four times the size of
the sphere Taj had held so effortlessly. Then it doubled in volume, and
doubled again. By the time it neared the underside of the lowest cloud, it had
expanded to the size of a small ship.
Whereupon the swaying, hand-holding group of transmogrified friends gathered
below had to avert their eyes and cover their faces, as the refulgent sphere
unexpectedly and violently exploded.
It detonated not with a percussive bang but with an infinitely vast rush of
air, as if the heavens themselves had suddenly released a single vast,
thankful sigh. From the ultimate depths of the explosion a wave of solid
swirling color emerged, to boil away in all directions like an expanding wave.
It washed over the roof of the sky, the clouds, the land, and everything above
and below.
Straightening cautiously, Cocoa gazed down at herself in wonderment. The
column of wind had vanished, and her long bright tresses lay gracefully
against her neck and shoulders. "Look. Everybody, look! It's back. The color
of light is back!"
As indeed it was. Her heretofore dull-as-dishwater village raiment now
flaunted the startling crimson and jade green with which the material had been
dyed. A dazed Cezer sat down on the grass, resplendent in simple clothing that
was dark blue trimmed with touches of tangerine. Samm's temporary, too-tight
body wrappings of hastily scavenged cloth were once more off-white and beige.
Everywhere about them, color had returned wherever the miraculous pigmented
swell had washed over them. Certainly the rush of blood that now suffused
Taj's countenance was bright pink.
Samm walked over and put a comforting arm around the somewhat stunned
songster's shoulders. "I have to hand it to you," the giant declared
admiringly, "now that I once again have hands to hand it to you with. You did
it. What you did, I'm not sure, but it worked!"
Cocoa leaned forward and pressed her lips firmly against the songster's. "You
had us all well and truly fooled, Taj. It's a right good familiar you are!"
The pink rush to the slender singer's cheeks deepened as she drew back. "Thank
you, both. Thank you all. I couldn't have done it without you. Without all of
you. In that sense, in that way, we are one."
"Hell's kittens," Cezer remarked, "we were always one. At odds with each
other, sometimes. Quarrelsome and bitchy. Nasty and mean-spirited.
Argumentative and--"
"We get the picture, Cezer," Mamakitty declared, interrupting him.
"You know what I mean," the uncharacteristically solemn swordsman muttered. "A
household."
No one said anything, but Cocoa quietly hugged Samm. Mamakitty smiled and
nodded knowingly at Taj, while a newly ebullient Oskar spread his arms wide to
embrace Cezer.
Holding his nose and wrinkling up his face, the swordsman hurried to duck away
from the dog-man's effusive reach.

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Friends they might be, companions in peril and comrades in arms--but a cat had
its limits.

As the surge of color exploded from above the little house in the deep forest,
it expanded and grew, piling up higher and higher upon itself in great frothy
curls of azure and gold, scarlet and saffron, ocher and maroon. It gushed
across the Gowdlands in a spreading prismatic wave so vivid it bordered on
iridescence. And wherever it passed, color returned to the world.
Redbirds and cardinals again became worthy of their names. Pigs turned a
healthy pink, goldfish gleamed in their bowls, and children inspired to resume
their laughing and playing no longer wore expressions gray-washed by despair.
The return of color brought forth laughter, laughter brought forth joy, and
joy a lifting of the curse of depression that was worse than the absence of
color itself. Hue and tint returned to conversation as well as complexions.
Buildings brightly painted suddenly glowed anew with fresh life. From worm to
washerwoman, the world was reinvigorated, as everyone and everything that had
slumbered beneath the curse of the Mundurucu began to reawaken to the thrill
of a colorful existence.
With the return of the glorious tints of natural life, musicians were inspired
once more to make music. Hope returned to disconsolate painters in concert
with their pigments. Accountants again took pleasure in the compiling of
figures. The absence of color had not been a small thing in people's lives,
and its sudden and unexpected return was the occasion for great rejoicing.
Many were the children born that day who were joyously christened with the
forename "Rainbow" or "Red" or some other descriptive reminder of the
unexpected miracle.
Coloration returned to the rivers, to the fish and frogs that dwelled within
them, to the trees and flowers that lined their banks, and even to the somber
fortress of Malostranka that loomed above them. It flooded back into the faces
of the melancholy refugees huddled within its sheer stone walls, reanimated
the arms and armor of its defenders, and struck with unwholesome spots of
mottled brown and green the gargoylish faces of those who besieged it.
No one, from the lowliest kitchen drudge sorting through the fortress's
dwindling supplies to the most toadlike spear-carrier farting his way through
the front ranks of the blockading Horde, escaped the import of the atmospheric
transmutation. The latter drew much of their strength and determination from
the knowledge that none could stand against the might of the Khaxan Mundurucu.
When they were confronted with undeniable evidence to the contrary, a
disorderly and disturbed murmuring arose among them that their officers were
unable to suppress with fulminations and whips.
Within the castle Malostranka, Valkounin the Strong, resplendent in battle
gear to which every glaze and patina had been restored, appeared before
Princess Petrine, his face flushed with excitement and barely repressed zeal.
"Your Highness, something--we know not what--has broken the hex laid upon the
Gowdlands by the Khaxan Mundurucu. Those of us who have survived to defend
this fortress are the best, the toughest, and the most determined warriors
remaining." Helmet tucked firmly in the crook of his left arm, he drew himself
up to his full height. Around him and hanging from the rafters were myriad
banners to which full glory had been restored. "I have been deputed to request
your permission to mount a sortie, in an attempt to drive from our doorstep an
enemy that is at present clearly flustered. If it should prove successful, we
propose to move against the Horde in strength and push them out of the
province. As word of our victories spreads, the dispirited folk of the
Gowdlands will flock to join us."
Princess Petrine, who was wise beyond her youth and beauty, rubbed her fine,
pale chin with one delicate finger. "What if this is a trick of the Mundurucu,
to draw us out of the castle so they can destroy us?"
Terwell Dhradvin of the Barony of Umbersaar stepped forward to stand alongside
Valkounin. "Reports are already flooding in to those few masters of magic who
have survived among us, Your Highness. Everywhere throughout the Gowdlands,

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the curse is broken. If this is simply a ruse meant to draw us forth, why risk
rebellion throughout the civilized countries by lifting the curse everywhere?
Why not simply do it here, since we are the only fighters left who need be
deceived?"
From behind the two general officers, a rejuvenated Captain Slale spoke up.
For the first time in a very long while, he had something to live for. Why he
spoke out of turn, and out of rank, he later could not say--only that his
outburst seemed to have been prompted by memories of a silver box, and a
handful of dust.
"Your Highness, I have looked through far-seeing glasses from atop the
fortress walls. The enemy's confusion is too widespread to be faked. Some of
them can even be seen to be deserting in the direction of distant
Kyll-Bar-Bennid."
Muscles taut, Valkounin took a step forward. "Strike now, your Highness!
Before they have a chance to regroup. Before the Khaxan Mundurucu themselves
arrive to take charge of the siege and endeavor to resuscitate their hex."
Princess Petrine rose slowly, her pale embroidered robes, to which full
brilliance had been restored, trailing about her. "Take charge of the brave
fighters who still stand, and drive the heinous besiegers from our walls, bold
warriors of the Gowdlands. I grant permission--on one condition."
Valkounin the Strong eyed the princess uncertainly. "Your Highness?"
Eyes glistening, she extended her right hand. "My backside is sore and
blistered from doing nothing but sitting on this damned unyielding throne.
Find me a sword!"
Within the crenellated tower rooms that occupied the highest point of the
fabled castle Burgoylod, atop the central hill that dominates the great
trading city of Kyll-Bar-Bennid, the Khaxan Mundurucu were taking their
detestable ease when pint-size Klegl came running in from outside, his
expression all wheeze and spittle.
"Brethren, my brethren! Kobkale and Kmeliog, Kwort and Kmotho--all of you,
come quick, quick come!"
Displeased by the manic interruption, no less so because it came from one of
his own, Kobbod rose from the backs of the whimpering young human children on
whose ribs he had been composing a musical interlude and followed the squat,
distraught Klegl outside. Kobkale and the others of the Clan who were present
joined him, muttering various and inventive calumnies under their collective
fetid breath. Their intention to pummel the obstreperous Klegl severely was
forgotten as soon as they saw what had so unsettled him.
Approaching from the southeast, a veritable tsunami of roiling, coruscating
color was rushing in all directions--including straight toward the castle. The
fantastical phenomenon filled the sky, transfiguring the gray clouds as it
embraced them, washing over and transforming any birds or treetops in its
path. His heavy lower jaw dropping, Kobkale stared in disbelief as the
onrushing chromatic juggernaut came screaming toward him. At the last instant
he threw up his thick, short arms to protect his face. Around him, other clan
members gasped or squealed in alarm.
The spectral surge passed over the castle with a great sigh and continued on
its way toward the most distant reaches of the Gowdlands. When Kobkale lowered
his arms and opened his eyes, he saw to his shock that the massive stone
fortifications once more glittered with colorful crystalline inclusions. Color
had returned to the pennants that hung limply from staffs, to the noisome
liquids that stained the harsh stone underfoot, to the wood that framed
certain of the windows--even to his own clothing.
A hand pawed urgently at his shoulder. Kesbroch was next to him, babbling
incoherently. Drawing back his left hand, Kobkale dealt his relative a furious
blow across the face that knocked him into a complete back flip. By the time
he landed on his belly, the stunned but unharmed Mundurucu had managed to
regain some control.
"But what are we to do? No one is powerful enough to break a curse of the
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"No one." Eyes narrowed, Kobkale was gazing speculatively into the distance
from whence the prismatic storm had arisen. "Assemble the Clan. It appears
that our work here is not quite finished. There remains one more overlooked
detail that demands our attention."
He remained by the parapet, brooding into the southeast, as the bewildered
Kesbroch waddled hastily back into the castle, bleating at the top of his
considerable lungs.
It did not take long to gather the two-and-twenty. The return of color had
left every one of them alternately appalled and confused, agitated and
enraged. Several fights broke out among the assembled as they waited to listen
to Kobkale: not because the respective combatants were particularly angry at
one another, but because among themselves brawling and scuffling were a
traditional means of releasing frustration.
Even those with teeth buried in a kinfolk's arm or leg, however, desisted when
Kobkale demanded their attention.
"Our hex has been overturned," he declared, utilizing his toadlike mouth to
the fullest.
"We know that," croaked Kushmouth. "What are we going to do about it?"
"Grork, that's right," added Korpbone. "If we don't put things back the way
they were, some of these treacherous humans might start to get ideas." He
ground one warty, pustulant fist into a leathery open palm. "Best to keep them
crushed underfoot with their faces in the dirt."
Turning his head slightly, Kobkale spat something vile over the wall. "While
you were all running around with loose heads, I have taken care to mark the
nexus of the countervailing conjuration. Calculating backward from the place
where the ripples of color first were seen, I believe I know the place where
it originated as well as the possible identity of those who perpetrated it."
His eyes blazed. "The Clan will go there, and we will put an end once and for
all to those who dare defy our mandate."
The bloodthirsty cries and shrieks of support that greeted Kobkale's avowal
sent shudders through those humans in the castle unfortunate enough to have
been conscripted to serve them. Fear was visible even on the faces of the
members of the Horde who arrived shortly thereafter with a trio of recently
transformed individuals in tow. But the expressions of the soldiers were
tranquil compared to the looks on the faces of Quoll and his companions.
As the members of the Clan pushed and shoved, clustering tighter and tighter
together on the high open platform that overlooked enslaved Kyll-Bar-Bennid
below, Kobkale greeted the new arrivals. Halting in front of Quoll, the squat
Mundurucu looked up at him and the two former vampire bats. Too much the
berserker to be really afraid, Quoll glared defiantly back at him. Ruut and
Ratha, on the other hand, were quaking with unashamed terror.
"What's the meaning of this?" The tightly bound Quoll glared at the silently
seething Mundurucu. "Why have we been brought here like this?"
Kobkale's voice was dangerously calm. "It would appear, friend Quoll, that you
have not been entirely truthful with your friends the Khaxan Mundurucu."
More mystified than frightened, Quoll stammered with repressed energy, "What
are you talking about?"
"I have only just now been given reason to believe that the scorned wizard
Susnam Evyndd's personal creatures not only survived the strange kingdom into
which you insist they were exiled for all time, but have returned equipped
with unsuspected powers." One arm rose to encompass their environs. "I believe
that the return of spitefully cheerful color to this conquered country is
their doing."
Wide-eyed, Ratha struggled futilely in her bonds. "That's impossible! They
were to be banished from the last kingdom of color, but we saw them destroyed
before our eyes!"
"You should not have relied on others to do your work for you." Kobkale picked
something small, green, and not entirely deceased from between his front
teeth.
"We had no choice!" Ruut objected. "We were compelled to--"

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"You were compelled to do what you were told," the Mundurucu interrupted.
"Evidently, not adequately."
"It won't happen again," Ratha stuttered.
"It certainly won't." Raising both hands, Kobkale uttered a string of
suggestive phrases incomprehensible to prisoners and guards alike. Then,
apparently satisfied, he turned and threw himself with ferocious energy into
the churning pile of Mundurucu that comprised the Khaxan. Following the
arrival of the last of the two-and-twenty, there was a violent implosion that
momentarily sucked the startled onlookers forward, a loud phut that sounded
like a diabolic entity casually breaking wind, whereupon the Mundurucu
vanished. Every one of them. Disappeared, down to the last unkempt hair,
exfoliating horn, deeply stained fang, and bilious eye.
Uncertain what to do next, the handful of guards eyed one another in
confusion. Then Ratha screamed; a ghastly, quavering sound whose timbre
trembled at the very edge of human audibility. She was echoed by her mate
Ruut, and finally, though he fought frenziedly against it, by the
defiant-to-the-last Quoll.
Very little there was capable of horrifying the fighters of the Totumakk
Horde, but what unfolded before their eyes on that open platform near the
topmost floors of Castle Burgoylod caused even the most hardened among them to
recoil in terror.
Writhing and twisting, emaciated black worms began to emerge from the
convulsing bodies of the three prisoners. Wracked with pain, they collapsed to
the hard stone, every muscle in their bodies twitching and spasming, causing
them to jerk and flop about like gaffed fish. Too lost in agony even to
scream, they lurched and quivered like that for some time, until finally,
mercifully, they lay still. Not black worms but the axons, the actual nerves,
had erupted from their bodies. Now these lay in stagnant, lifeless coils about
the motionless corpses of three former servants of the Khaxan Mundurucu.
Even in death, the red eyes of a certain maniacal marsupial seemed to burn
with hatred for everything living that was not a quoll.

TWENTY-ONE

Cezer and Cocoa were locked deep in conversation. Taj was in the kitchen
trying to catalog what edibles remained in the pantry. Samm was busy helping
Mamakitty repair a few bare spots on the roof. As for Oskar, he was sitting in
his favorite place, dining on bread and a meat roll on the front steps of the
house, when an ascending whine pricked his ears. Rising, he cast a puzzled
glance in all directions. At the same time he became aware that he was not
alone in his perceptions. Similarly intrigued by the peculiar noise, his
friends were coming to join him.
The whine ceased with a resounding thump as a tightly packed column of short,
stocky, and exceedingly ugly creatures tumbled out of the open sky to land in
a clumsy heap in the middle of the lawn. Recovering from their plunge with
extraordinary dispatch despite arguing and scrapping among themselves, they
gathered together in a milling but disciplined mass that sought a focus for
their venomous energy. Multiple eyes shining with malevolence caught sight of
the pair of former felines, the giant, and the two figures working on the roof
before they came to rest, finally, on the solitary guardian of the front door.
Surprised by the abominable apparition, an apprehensive Oskar took an
instinctive step backward. His bread roll dangled absurdly from one hand.
A goblinlike figure slightly larger than the rest detached itself from the
fractious, squirming mass of its fellows. "So these are the creatures of
Evyndd who have been causing us problems. Seeing them makes one marvel at the
incompetence of Quoll and the others. Just look at them! You can sense that
they don't even know how they did it. They have no lore of their own. Animals!
Aided by a simple posthumous transformation spell." His squashed nose

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twitched. "You can smell their innocence and ignorance. We are dealing with
mere afterthoughts here." He grinned most unpleasantly. "Scraps to be swept up
and thrown away." When he raised both hands high, so did his one-and-twenty
kinfolk. The awful symmetry of the gesture was frightening to behold.
"This won't take long," Kobkale announced confidently. "Give them back their
simple animal forms. Then we can be on our way and about the business of
reversing this nonsensical, and temporary, flush of loathsome color." He
glared contemptuously at the silent house, as if its former occupant could
somehow hear the challenge. "The Khaxan Mundurucu do not suffer lightly their
hexes to be trifled with."
"Look out!" Oskar yelled as he dove for the wholly inadequate shelter of the
modest picket fence that enclosed a struggling flower bed. It was the only
cover within reach.
He didn't make it.
It felt as if his insides had suddenly been caught in a wringer, wound and
twisted about themselves until they were ready to snap. He tried to gasp, but
could no longer feel his mouth. Momentarily suspended in midair, blinded by
the flash that had completely enveloped him, every one of his muscles
paralyzed, his last thoughts were for Mamakitty and the others. If the
Mundurucu were concentrating their malignant energies on him, maybe one or
more of his friends would have a chance to escape.
Then he hit the ground.
Panting hard, he discovered that he could roll over. His hands were gone,
replaced once more by paws. Fragments of human clothing clung ridiculously to
his legs. The Mundurucu had done it, and with seeming ease: he was dog once
more.
His fur looked as he remembered it: the same mixture of silver and gray. But
something was different. His paws were larger. Much larger, as were the claws
that grew from them. He rose on all fours: the ground struck him as being
farther away than usual. When he looked back at the rest of himself, he saw a
coat that was smoother and less kinked than the one he recalled.
Something roared softly behind him. Turning, he almost jumped out of his skin.
An immense lion stood nearby, magnificent in mane and claw, staring back at
him in complete bewilderment. Moving up to flank the great cat were a pair of
spectacularly muscled female leopards: one with normal leopardish coloration,
the other completely black--save for a most peculiar and unlikely white patch
on her nose.
"Mamakitty?" He swallowed hard. "Cezer? Cocoa?"
"The Master's enchantment has been expunged," the black leopard replied in the
language of humans, "and we have been returned to our previous condition--but
with a difference."
"Some difference," growled Cezer. "What's happened to us?"
"We've grown, and not just in size. I suspect it is a consequence of how we
grew during our travels, of what we endured, and of what we have learned. All
that is reflected in this change. We have--matured." Padding past Oskar,
Mamakitty confronted the assembled Mundurucu. They looked uncertain, as if a
perfectly familiar, ordinary spell that had worked time and time again had
suddenly gone haywire. It was as if a magician who had spent years pulling
rabbits out of hats unexpectedly found himself holding a cobra, and was now
unsure how to let go of it.
"I don't know how much the rest of me has matured," Cezer rumbled, deep within
a throat that could easily have swallowed whole the house cat he had once
been, "but my teeth sure have!" Letting loose with a roar that reverberated
through the surrounding trees, and before Mamakitty could caution prudence, he
leaped straight at the assembled Mundurucu, covering half the distance between
them in a single bound.
Uttering a collective shriek, the panicked Mundurucu scattered. The decision
on what to do next having been made for them, Mamakitty and Cocoa followed
Cezer into the fray, sending squat bodies flying in all directions. Several of
the Mundurucu fled for the cover of the nearest trees.

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Something shot out of the bushes to hit Krerwhen, who was in the forefront of
the flight, with such force that it snapped her spine. Jerking the limp body
off the ground, the forty-foot-long reticulated python that was Samm shook the
body like a rag-doll even as a massive coil wrapped itself around the
deceased's outraged, poisonous sister Kelfeth. Unobserved by the arriving
Mundurucu, the snake-man had quietly slipped off the roof and into the woods
to get behind them, only to find himself transformed into the king of all
serpents.
Stunned by the ferocity of his companions' counterattack, Oskar stood and
wondered how he could best assist in the clash. Starting forward at a trot and
then breaking into a run, he resolved that if he could only chomp down on a
single Mundurucu leg and hold it in place, he would have done his part.
As soon as he decided to move, it seemed as if he was flying across the
ground, clearing whole sections of lawn with each stride. It was only as he
leaped into the midst of the fracas that he caught the briefest possible
glimpse of himself, reflected in the water of the small fishpond that marked
the farthest reach of the old homestead's formal landscaping.
Expecting to see the scrungy, scruggy mutt he had once been, he was startled
to find himself looking down at the most enormous wolf-dog that ever there
was. He was even bigger than the two leopards, and nearly as massive as Cezer
himself. If further confirmation of the "growth" he had undergone was needed,
it was plain to see in the terrified eyes of the Mundurucu among whom he
landed.
It was only when a furious and badly frayed Kobkale managed to gather a dozen
of his brethren together to form a desperate goblinish pyramid, with himself
at the apex, that the struggle turned in favor of the intruders. Ringing out
across the field of battle, the words of the surviving Clan froze the
combatants in their tracks. Hexed into submission, Oskar suddenly discovered
he could move only his head. His legs would no longer respond to his commands.
His tremendously powerful lupine jaws were stained black with Mundurucu blood.
Surveying the lawn and the fringing forest, Kobkale trembled with fury. No
less than half a dozen of his kinsfolk lay dead upon the grass, torn to pieces
by wolf fang and cat claw or crushed by the coils of an immense snake weighing
hundreds of pounds. That now-paralyzed serpent glared at the nominal leader of
the Mundurucu out of unblinking eyes, wishing only to be allowed to wrap a
single small coil around the squat body. But Samm had been as thoroughly
immobilized as his four-legged friends. Frozen by the hastily scribed spell,
he lay motionless on the bloodied lawn.
"Pox upon you!" Kobkale screamed, nearly insensible with rage. "Malisons and
murder, blood and bone!" From the assembled hands of the inhuman pyramid,
stubby fingers thrust forth at the anesthetized animals. "You're going to die,
die, die!" Safe now, protected by his riven incantation, Kobkale hopped down
from the crest of his willing but none too stable platform. The rest of the
surviving Mundurucu followed close behind him.
Approaching the helpless Cezer, who if free to move could have killed the
Mundurucu with a single blow of one massive paw, Kobkale stuck his face inches
from that of the disabled lion. Yellow cat eyes glared murder back at the Clan
leader.
"Do you know what we're going to do, cat? First we're going to cook and eat
your gonads. Then your tongue, and then your eyes, and then your insides, one
organ at a time. Only then, maybe, will we let you die." Straightening, he
swept his short, thick arms in a wide, all-encompassing arc. "Then, just for
the pleasure of it, we're going to lay waste every cat and dog in these
miserable lands, so that there will be none and nothing left to remind us of
the slaughter you have made here among our kinfolk." Stepping back, he turned
to face the house of the wizard Susnam Evyndd.
"But first," he fumed softly, "we'll wipe this wretched dwelling and all it
contains from the face of the earth, so that it and everything in it that
stinks of that beggarly sorcerer are consigned to his soon-to-be-forgotten
memory." Raising one hand, he was joined in the gesture by several of his

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colleagues.
At their chant and urging, a fist-size ball of flame appeared. Drawing back
his hand, Kobkale flung his fingers in the direction of the cottage.
Obediently, the fire followed the line of his throw, to land on the thatched
roof that a human Mamakitty had been so recently engaged in repairing. The dry
roofing ignited quickly. Within minutes, much of the cottage was engulfed in
roaring flame.
A sudden realization made Oskar struggle harder than ever against his
invisible bonds. Taj--Taj was still in the house!
The crackling horror was a delight to the Mundurucu, who clapped their hands
and made disgusting comments about the sight as they danced in perverse
celebration. Sick at heart, Oskar could only exchange a glance with Mamakitty.
In her eyes he saw that she, too, had remembered.
With a splintering roar, the roof caved in, inciting a whoop of satisfaction
from the hideous, cackling spectators. Their cries of delight ceased, however,
as something was seen to rise from among the ashes. Oskar's lower wolf jaw
fell as far as the evil enchantment that held him in place would allow, and
even Kobkale was stupefied into silence.
Ascending from the center of the now completely engulfed house was a bird. It
was not a canary. Nor was it a hawk, or even an eagle. It had wings of
coruscating golden flame burnished with azure and shot through with crimson, a
head from which projected long feathers that were tongues of orange
incandescence, and eyes that burned with unnatural intelligence and
perception. When it fully opened its wings, they overspread the house on
either side.
"Firebird!" a terrified Kmotho cried.
His croak of warning was taken up by a dozen other inhuman throats. Unnerved,
the Mundurucu looked to Kobkale for leadership. That cunning creature was,
however, momentarily paralyzed by the unexpected sight before him. As he
strove to consider how best to respond, the firebird that was Taj rose clear
of the burning house, swept forward to perch on its still intact forepeak,
opened its imposing, effulgent beak, and spat.
To Kobkale's left, the Hairy Kwodd burst into a ball of flame. Shrieking and
waving flaming arms, the Mundurucu staggered madly about, finally collapsing
onto the picket fence and setting it ablaze. A second Mundurucu was
transformed into a flaming torch, and then another, and another. Oskar found
that he could move his forelegs and tail. As more and more of the Mundurucu
perished, the weaker became the immobilizing hex they had cast.
Retreating to the edge of the forest, Kobkale and his surviving kin gathered
themselves for one last stand. But this time, when the most eminent among them
raised his arms and began to intone a most horrific rune, even his hideous
brethren shrank away from him in horror at the conjuration he was crooning.
Kobkale's desperate chanting had opened the gate into one kingdom of light the
travelers had not visited--had not visited because it was as unknown as it was
inaccessible, and as feared. No one would go there even if they could. It was
a place not of ultimate evil but of ultimate indifference. And its denizens
had no love for anything from anywhere else.
From out of the portal to the Kingdom of Black emerged bloated, lumpen shades
of unadulterated gloom. They had no faces and, for that matter, no heads. Arms
of flaccid blackness dragging the ground, they lurched slowly forward on legs
of shadow that reflected neither color nor light.
From his flaming perch, Taj sang at them. Gouts of flame erupted in front of
and around each of the figures. Like the light that fell from the sun, these
individually hurled conflagrations were absorbed into the dark corpus of each
interloper, sucked right up and away much as a sponge would do with water. For
all the damage the exalted flame did to their intended targets, Taj might as
well have been spewing birdseed.
With a wrench and a wheeze, Oskar felt himself break free of the last of the
thaumaturgic restraints. Nearby, he saw that his friends had been similarly
released from the pernicious enchantment. Teeth bared, he started toward the

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cowering knot of surviving Mundurucu--only to find his path blocked by one of
the lumbering black shapes. It manifested no overt threat, carried no weapons,
and raised no hands in anger. But the hackles rose on his back, and he halted.
To step within the grasp of one of those tenebrous shapes, he sensed, would be
to vanish forever from the realm of the living.
A streak of feline duskiness shot past him, heading straight for the nearest
intruder from the Kingdom of Black. It was Mamakitty. "No!" he snarled at her.
Either she didn't hear, or she didn't care. With a single spring, she was on
the creature.
And then, just like that, she was gone.
Off to his right, Oskar heard Cocoa wail in dismay. Samm emitted a passionate
hiss of despair. But from the congregated Mundurucu, there rose whoops of
delight accompanied by a surge of revitalized, depraved laughter.
"Now then," growled a rejuvenated Kobkale, "as soon as this malign firebird
has been reduced to a small, burned-out cinder, we will deal with the rest of
you as I promised. Boiled cat and fried cat, cat filleted and buttered, cat
loin with wolf-dog fritters. That'll be our supper, with strips of sautéed
snake for a side dish, and firebird drumsticks for dessert." He started
forward, taking care to use the odious dark shapes he had called forth for
cover as he advanced.
Something made him pause and glance upward. A look of puzzlement crossed his
face. One by one, he was joined by the rest of the Mundurucu. Tilting back his
head and shading his eyes, Oskar found himself squinting in the same
direction. There came a noise. First a noise, and then the screaming.
The crimson mountain that fell out of the dull gray sky was notable not so
much for its size as for its unexpected familiarity. A startled Oskar
recognized it immediately: there was no mistaking those enormous vermilion
eyes, the supercilious rocky lips. And there, too, wonder of wonders, was
Mamakitty, clinging to the edge of the upper lip, one arm wrapped tightly
around a projecting spear of stone. With the other hand she was waving wildly
at her friends. The warning was unnecessary: they had already begun to
scatter.
Caught entirely unawares by the astonishing apparition, the stupefied
Mundurucu failed to react fast enough. Plummeting down through the clouds,
which tried but failed to get out of its way, the red-tinged mountain landed
in their midst with a resounding boom that reminded Taj of a whole storm's
worth of thunderbolts all rolled up together and set free at one go. Dust and
debris filled the air as a sizable section of forest opposite the charred
ruins of Susnam Evyndd's abode was instantly flattened.
Half the surviving Mundurucu died then and there. Shrieking as they scattered
in every direction, the others were picked off one by one, sucked down an
enormous and inescapable stone gullet. Humping about like a gigantic clod of
motile clay, the red-tinged mountain slurped them up with lips of glistening
gneiss, like a corpulent anteater making a leisurely meal of its tiny prey.
Indiscriminate in its appetite and urged on by Mamakitty, it swallowed the
bewildered, stumbling visitants from the Kingdom of Black as enthusiastically
and effortlessly as it did the surviving Mundurucu.
"Yum! I was right," the Red Dagon rumbled. "Things of other colors do taste
different than those that are red and orange!" From atop the busy upper lip,
the voice of Mamakitty could be clearly heard.
"Like I said, fssst--I keep my promises!"
When the last of the Khaxan Mundurucu had been expunged from the earth,
pancaked by the hungry Red Dagon or snatched screaming into its inscrutable
maw, Mamakitty jumped down from her perch on the upper lip to land on what
remained of Susnam Evyndd's badly abused lawn. Naturally, she landed on her
feet. As Oskar and the others rushed forward, they could see her lips working
as she whispered to the red-eyed, river-drinking mountain that had for all
eternity occupied the border between the Kingdom of Red and the Kingdom of
Orange. Before they could reach her, there was a mighty whooshing of displaced
air and earth. When they opened their eyes again, rubbing dust from them, the

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Red Dagon was gone. But not the great raven cat who had arrived with it.
Bouncing with delight, Mamakitty's companions surrounded her, rubbing their
sides against hers and making contact muzzle to muzzle. A jubilant Samm
embraced her lovingly, and had to be reminded to ease off so that she could
breathe. Flaming softly so as not to singe his friends, Taj fluttered down on
great fiery wings from his perch at the front of the house. The massive
supporting timber crashed inward moments later, exhaling a brief, transitory
cloud of sparks.
"What happened to you?" Oskar stepped back from his old friend, who was unable
to suppress a pantherish grin. "When you jumped that dark intruder and
disappeared into it, I thought we had smelled the last of you for sure!"
Mamakitty's smile widened, showing teeth that were startlingly white in her
ebon jaws. "There was no time to think. I remembered something Master Evyndd
had once said--that in sorcery and magic, it's a black cat that commands the
darkness, and not the other way round. That it is a magic that should be
inherent and inherited within me. I had to find out. So I embraced the
blackness, and to, I found it a comfortable enough place--though I wouldn't
want to live there." She paused meaningfully. "There was nothing else but to
try the thing."
Cezer's huge, heavy paw reached out to ruffle the fur on the back of her head.
"We shouldn't be here if you hadn't, Mamakitty."
"What happened to you after you were swallowed up by the blackness?" Cocoa was
plainly enthralled by her friend's experience.
The long muscles of Mamakitty's powerful back and shoulders were starting to
unkink. "Though I found myself in a land where there was no light at all, I
discovered almost immediately that I felt perfectly at home. You see, I had
been trying hard to think of who, or what, might help us in our hour of need.
I remembered a promise I had made, near the start of our quest to find the
white light. A promise is a powerful thing." She eyed each of them in turn.
"Do you remember what the Red Dagon said when I swore that if it let us go
free, one way or another, I would bring to its attention something that was
not red or orange?"
Cocoa's eyes widened slightly. "It said to call out to it, and whatever
kingdom of color we were residing in, it would come."
The black-furred head nodded. "But for it to respond, I had to be standing not
in our world but in a kingdom of color. That's why I jumped that visitant from
the Kingdom of Black. I didn't know if doing so would take me where I wanted
to go. Fortunately, it worked."
Samm hissed in consternation. "If your ploy had failed, you could have been
lost to us forever, or killed."
Her response took the form of a resigned shrug. "Better to be trapped in a
kingdom where all black cats are ultimately welcome than to die at the hands
of vermin like the Mundurucu."
Cocoa frowned. "I see how you were able to bring the Red Dagon to our aid, but
how was it able to return to its home?"
Mamakitty turned to her, grateful to be able to talk again cat to cat. "By the
same incomprehensible means it used to journey here from the borderland
between the kingdoms of Red and Orange. How a mountain can make itself travel
through space and time I do not know, any more than I understand how it can
drink down the ever-flowing volume of an entire river without becoming
saturated. I know only that, having tasted its fill of new colors, the Red
Dagon went home." Her expression turned wistful. "I hope it will be happy now,
with nothing to quaff again but red river."
"I think it will," Cezer rumbled contentedly. "It will always be able to taste
the memory of other colors. Bitter colors, as the Mundurucu must have been,
but that shouldn't matter to it. I don't imagine that the palate of a mountain
is particularly cultivated."
After a while, fatigue took the place of exultation. Carrying water in their
mouths, the animals were able to extinguish the small fires that flaming,
fleeing Mundurucu had set around the house. Only one blaze, at the edge of the

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forest, threatened to get out of hand, and Taj dealt with that by setting an
exceedingly precise backfire.
But they could do nothing for the house itself, for the dwelling that had been
their home since before any of them could remember. The wooden part of it,
together with all it contained, had burned to the ground. As for the portion
that remained in the cavern beyond, the heat had reached into every nook and
crevice once occupied. Nothing combustible had escaped the conflagration,
including the wizard's study, his library, and much else of inestimable value.
With its destruction, the memory of Susnam Evyndd would perish forever from
the Gowdlands. His accumulated writings and lore, an incalculable wealth of
arcane knowledge--all had been lost.
"Well, that's done, then, and nothing for us to do about it." Flopping down
heavily onto the burned and bloodied lawn, Cezer stuck out his tongue and
began to clean himself.
"Perhaps not quite entirely." Mamakitty was looking at Oskar. "Haven't you
begun to wonder about your own recently transformed self, Oskar?"
His response reflected his confusion. "In what respect is the question asked?"
"Look at us." She gestured with a forepaw. "Samm is gifted with greater
strength than ever, myself with the ability to dictate to the darkness. Taj
has become the mythic firebird, able to command the flames. Cezer has become
truly a king of beasts, and Cocoa the master of lean power." Yellow eyes
peered searchingly into his own. "What about you, Oskar? What is your gift,
beyond the ability to inspire a few trees in a far place? Wherein lies your
newly given forte in this world?"
He shrugged diffidently. "I don't know. To be this wolf-creature, I suppose."
"That is a consequence of the magic, not a commanding of it." She continued to
stare at him. "In my recalling and my rushing, I remembered something else
Master Evyndd once said. Something about dogs, and what they truly mean to the
house, and to the home."
Tongue lolling as he panted, he shook his head in bemusement. "I don't follow
you, Mamakitty."
"I speak of that which is magically inherent in each of us, thanks to the
wondrous ministrations of the Master Evyndd." She stepped to the side. "Go and
lie in your favorite place, Oskar."
Wolf brows drew together. "You mean, on the stone stoop by the front door?"
When she nodded, he shrugged a second time and loped off to comply. He did not
wish to argue with her, and had nothing else to do anyway.
Pacing around an ever-tighter loop, he finally reached that mystic moment
known only to settling dogs, whereupon he laid down, head to tail, and with a
sigh of contentment closed his eyes. They blinked open not long thereafter,
though, as a brightness filled them.
It came from all around him. No, he corrected himself. It came from within.
From within him. Soft and warm it was, with a fragrance of old fireplaces and
hot stoves, of running water splashing in a sink and food baking in an oven,
of well-worn furniture and fresh linen. It was the essence not of house but of
home--which, as those who are privy to such secrets know, are two entirely
different things.
Behind him, within the ardent radiance that emanated from himself, the abode
of Susnam Evyndd was restoring itself. Curtains and walls, carpets and floors,
windows and collapsed chimneys, all became as they once had been, reborn from
the depths of his dog soul and memory. When all was at last once again as it
once had been, his jubilant companions padded and slithered and hopped over to
rejoin him.
"I don't understand." Oskar was gazing in astonishment at the miraculous
resurrection he had unaccountably wrought. "What happened? What did I do?"
"It's an enchantment that resides within your transformed self," Mamakitty
told him. "I thought it might be so. Don't you understand, Oskar? It's a thing
you keep safe within you at all times. I heard the Master say it often, always
with sincerity and feeling. 'Home is where the dog is,' he used to say."
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astonishment at the reborn dwelling.
"You all do," Taj agreed, "but what about me?"
Mamakitty considered the vigorously radiating firebird, at once new legend and
old friend. "You do present a problem, friend Taj. I don't think your old cage
would suit you, and I don't believe I could sleep comfortably within a house
knowing that you were dozing above me on a wooden and flammable roof. Surely
we can find you a nice, cozy, incombustible cave that connects to the main
cavern in the rocks and exits separately to the outside."
The firebird nodded sagely. When it did, flecks of flame fell like shorn
whiskers from the underside of its blazing beak. "That should do me well
enough. Speaking of doing, what are we to do with ourselves, now that we have
carried out the Master's wishes and restored color to the Gowdlands?"
"Time enough to decide such matters." Cezer yawned enormously, his great
leonine jaws gaping wide. "I'm not concerned with the immediate future, since
I intend to spend it sleeping and eating. And maybe doing other things long
put off." He lifted an eyebrow in Cocoa's direction. For once, she did not
respond with insult or sarcasm. Observing the eye contact and correctly
interpreting its significance, a host of conflicting emotions rushed through
Oskar. He fought down the choking sensation in his throat. Magic or no, some
things were not destined to be. Love was one intangible even the strongest
sorcery could not always put right.
"Odd as it may sound, I think Cezer is correct." Mamakitty inspected the
renewed edifice approvingly. "We can't exactly go wandering into the nearest
village in these bodies. Perhaps, with time and careful perusal of Master
Evyndd's restored store of knowledge, we can learn how to switch more
efficiently between our animal natures and our human selves." Tilting back her
head, she began to yowl.
It was a striking ballad of joy and triumph that she sang, one famous among
cats. Cezer and Cocoa joined in. So did Samm, hissing euphoniously, his
metronomically weaving head keeping time to the music. Taj, of course, had no
difficulty participating, individual bursts of fire bursting forth from his
throat as he warbled sonorously, singing fireworks as well as harmony, a
veritable symphony of light and sound unto himself.
It was only when Oskar joined in, throwing back his head and letting out a
piercing, crockery-rattling howl, that the others hastily ceased their
chanting. The wolf-dog had always been able to carry many things, but a tune
was not among them.
In addition to matters of the heart, there are some things even great magic
cannot fix.

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