There is a record album consisting of the songs of the humpback whale; recorded on the spot,

underwater, without any Disneyesque touches to mar it anywhere. It is a moot question whether these
songs are cetacean works of art, or partly conversations and only partly works of art—but I think it must
be impossible to listen to them without experiencing some kind of thrill. People with receptive
ears—those who are willing to be communicated with, and who know communication when they hear
it—surely experience the aesthetic thrill while listening.

Katherine MacLean is nobody's aesthete. She invented logic in the cradle and has been instructing

her teachers ever since; except that now she is a teacher at a university and is wisely letting her students
instruct her.

Katherine MacLean

SMALL WAR

Humming smoothly, a giant ship designed to kill, dismember, cook and can whales moved toward a

society of whales: bulls and their harems and playfully sporting pups.

An Audubon Society submarine followed the giant ship, swerving nervously as the people inside

grew more excited.

"They mustn't do it! I can't let them do it!" Tears streaked Mrs. Appleton's cheeks. She was fat and

rich, and she had put up half her personal fortune for the submarine study of the social life of whales. Her
crew consisted of a mechanic, a field naturalist, a specialist in dolphin language, and a xenobiologist and
universal linguist. They were surprised by her tears but they all shared the same anger and dismay as they
saw the commercial ship prepare to destroy the herd they had been studying. Fury struggled with
caution.

"Maybe we can stop them." "Let's ram them." "Maybe the submarine could . . . could . . ."
The mechanic made a gesture demanding attention. "We can ram a hole . . ."
Mrs. Appleton brightened and wiped her eyes, restraining sniffles. "If we crash into them, will it make

a hole?"

"It will go through four feet of pack ice to get to the air, ma'am. It's built for ramming. The front end is

pointed. We could make a hole below their waterline that would let in water."

Mrs. Appleton shoved the throttle forward and they took up the chase after the whale-killing ship.

The fat woman handled the control with skill and determination. She fastened safety straps. "Everyone
strap in for the crash."

"Strike amidship," said the mechanic. "Strike just aft the center bulge."
They strapped in. The xenobiologist brought Mrs. Appleton a large foam pillow and stuffed it

between her and the instrument panel.

He was a specialist in the study of totally alien species from other planets, and he wanted to live long

enough to meet an alien intelligent species someday when the spaceships made contact. To live so long
requires caution. He fastened his safety straps and said, "Are you sure this is safe?"

"No," said the mechanic.
"Whales help their friends," said the dolphin expert.
"We can't let them kill Horace and Aimee," Mrs. Appleton said, gripping the wheel tightly and

hardening her double chin with determination. She was referring to two whales. She said, "They'd help
us. So we have to help them. Hang on. Hang on everybody."

They watched the huge side of the whale-killer ship loom over them, growing bigger and closer, and

gripped handholds.

A harpoon with an explosive charge struck and exploded against the hull of the submarine, veering it

sideways. Therefore, they struck the whaling ship at a slant. Striking armor plate was not in any case the
same as striking pack ice. The impact was shattering.

Badly dented, leaking, with controls shattered, the submarine sank slowly, tilting at odd angles as it

went deeper. The big factory ship hummed on its way with a rent in its side below the waterline.

Presently four survivors of the submarine bobbed to the surface, their scuba suits inflated like

balloons.

Three miles away, nearer the coast, seal hunters in powerboats were circling a seal island, looking

hungrily at the seals, using binoculars to search their view of the rocks for signs of the assassin who
protected the seals, the hunterhunter, a fanatical conservationist who was rumored to be responsible for
the death of five missing seal hunters. His action had been declared and filed as a small war between
voluntary organizations. He was registered as an agent of the SPCA. He was legalized. They could not
ask for help from the Coast Guard. Their only defense was to fire first, and the Small Wars Agreement
limited their weapons to an ineffective, single-shot, hand-loading rifle. Circling the rock island they stared,
looking for a man disguised as a seal, exchanging curses against hunterhunters over their CB radios.

One of them heard the whale ship sending a distress call to the Coast Guard and reporting the sinking

of the Audubon submarine. He told the others. They cheered, and turned their radios to the distress band
and heard the feeble signals of the survivors' safety suits. Turning the powerboats and roaring the engines,
the seal hunters raced toward the signals, readying their rifles, happy to have a chance to pick off
members of the hated Audubon Society.

From HANDY LEGAL ADVISER FOR HOME AND BUSINESS, 16th revised edition:

Any voluntary organization can legally declare war on any other voluntary organization

engaged in any activity which the first organization considers objectionable or harmful to its own
or the general welfare. Such a declaration of war must be given two months in advance of any
overt act. Certain professions and activities which may he considered harmful to other groups are
classified as membership in a voluntary organization. Listings of these are available from the UN
Committee on Regulation of Small Wars. Nations, states, or any organization founded on place of
residence, or political or religious beliefs or racial differences, cannot declare war, or have war
declared upon them, because such attack would involve injury to persons whose membership had
not been entered into as a matter of easy, adult, reversible choice.

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals had long ago declared war on any commercial

organization or individual entrepreneur attacking or killing endangered or intelligent species of animals.

On the rocky seal island, the young SPCA member straightened up from his crouch inside the

reflective gray and black fabric that had surrounded him with the outward appearance of a gray and
black rock. He watched the seal boats go, then went to his disguised motorboat and followed at a brisk
twenty knots, a startling speed for an object that looked like floating, dirty ice.

As he went he stripped off the boat's disguise and tried to arrange it like a seal hunter's powerboat.

His name was Joseph. He was seventeen and felt a deep conviction that all animals were people, and
therefore all hunters were murderers.

After twenty minutes of driving across the choppy, cold waves Joseph saw the seal hunters'

powerboats circling small floating objects in the sea that he knew were the Audubon Society survivors.

He closed in and joined the circle, hoping that they would not wonder how such a small craft would

be a seal hunter's boat, hoping they would not hail him.

In Small Voluntary Wars, only single-shot, hand-loading firearms shall be authorized.

The boats circled the floating survivors at high speed, the white lines of their wake intersecting and

jolting the starfishlike floating safety suits. The seal hunters stood on deck taking turns with a single shot
each, jeering at each other with gestures for being poor shots.

Two of the survivors were losing air from their punctured suits and began swimming frantically in the

choppy waves, trying to hold their heads up.

Joseph had a perfect opportunity to riddle every one of the hunters, but he did not have a machine

gun. Wishing for a better weapon he raised his authorized single-shot rifle, cradled it as though he were
picking off one of the swimmers and shot the man standing on the boat at the opposite side of the circle
of boats. It was a good shot, from one heaving deck to another heaving deck at a distance of over a
hundred feet. The hunter dropped his rifle and fell backward. Hastily Joseph reloaded and tried to pick
off another before the other hunters realized something had happened.

He missed ten shots and then became impatient and swung the rifle toward a near boat and dropped

another. One of the loudest of the jeering hunters stopped in the middle of a yell and fell forward off the
side of his boat.

Seal hunters yelled to each other and pointed to the boat that was too small and the man who pointed

his rifle in the wrong direction. Bullets began to smack into Joseph's boat and bounce off with a clang and
a high ping. He set the controls for slow forward circles and hastily scrambled into a solid steel barrel
with a rotating platform and a slit opening that fastened down its lid. He continued shooting, through the
slit. He saw blinking blue lights flashing to one side, rotated the barrel and saw a Coast Guard cutter
coming at full speed, violently flashing and blinking warning lights, thundering air and radio commands.

His boat tilted and settled to extra weight as it was boarded from behind by hunters who hated

SPCA hunter-hunters of Joseph's kind with an intensity greatly exceeding their hatred of Audubon
Society members. Among big game hunters it was rumored that SPCA members collected a bounty from
the SPCA for each human left ear they delivered. One of them carried a bottle of gasoline, intent on
painful murder of the steersman of the boat.

Joseph watched as the Coast Guard cutter nosed into the middle of the circle bellowing orders from

an amplifier. All of the Audubon Society members had their suits deflated and were swimming feebly in
the freezing water, presumably wounded. One gave up and sank.

Through his concern about the helpless swimmers, Joseph became aware that his boat was tilted to

extra weight. He cranked his barrel around, and the slit spun across the field of view, showing the sky,
the rear storage section and then four faces and four rifles pointing at him. One of the rifle muzzles
entered the slit.

He slammed a sliding piece of armor plate over the slit and heard the rifle discharge outside with a

deafening clang. He was safe inside the steel barrel but he could not see out.

The Coast Guard ship broadcast orders to cease fire and noted down boat numbers while crewmen

pulled in the three remaining survivors of the submarine, including a numb and dripping fat woman. They
then turned their attention to peculiar activity on the small boat that looked different from the others.
Puzzled, they drifted the big ship close and watched as the seal hunters finished unbolting the steel barrel
from its rotating support, and rolled it over the side and into the waves.

"That's a registered SPCA game protector number," announced one who had been consulting an

index. "What do you bet there's a man inside?"

"CEASE AND DESIST!" called the amplified Coast Guardsman voice. "THIS IS DECLARED AN

ILLEGAL RIOT. FURTHER AGGRESSIVE ACTS WILL NOT BE PERMITTED." The barrel
floated for an instant, settling, then turned over and sank. The Coast Guard crew caught it in a rescue net,
hoisted it on deck and puzzled at the lock until a shuddering, dripping, blue young man managed to open
it from the inside. Everyone present was given a summons for rioting without a Small War license. The
wet people were taken back to the mainland.

Three miles away the giant whaler sank slowly, small lifeboats being lowered and circling it.
Ten miles away the whale tribe: bulls, cows and babes, alarmed by the shooting, were on their way,

swimming deep and fast, to safer waters.

The Small Wars weren't over; the Small Wars had only recently begun.
But this engagement had come to an end.

The penis of the great sperm whale is nearly nine feet long. It is the mightiest organ in the

history of the earth.

Divers who have witnessed the mating of Leviathan speak of it in tones of awe. Big Earl

Carruthers, in the Seven Seas bar in New Orleans, vowed that after seeing the gentle giants make
love, he couldn't get it up himself for two weeks. I once watched a courtship while standing watch
on the U.S.S. Opportune in the arctic. For two hours an eighty-foot cow teased a bull a few tons
larger than herself. She would roll over and over on the surface, then dive into the green depths
with him a fluke's length behind. We would stand breathless, our mouths unconsciously open in
the bitter air, trying to guess where they would breach next. No sound but the sharp cry of an
occasional tern and the groan of icebergs rolling over in their sleep.

Then the cry: "There! There! Off to starboard!"
And out of the deeps, like birthing mountains, the great gray shapes exploded, arching

completely clear of the water in leaps so graceful it made the soul ache, sinking back in fountains
of spray.

The bull got so frustrated that he came over and rubbed himself back and forth along the

length of the ship, his crusted hide causing sandpaper sounds to boom through our hull.

Then the cow, having decided she was ready, lured him away and they sank together, bodies

spiraling around one another, into the privacy of the Greenland whale fisheries.

—ROGER LOVIN