Artist: Chicago
Song Titel: Cell Block Tango
Album: Chicago
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Liz (Susan Misner): Pop
Annie (Denise Faye): Six!
June (Deirdre Goodwin): Squish
Hunyack (Ekaterina Schelkanova): Uh-uh
Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta Jones): Cicero
Mona (Mya): Lipschitz

Narrator: And now... the six merry murderesses of the Cook County jail
in their remdetion of The Cell block Tango.

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

All: He had it comin
He had it comin
He only had himself to blame
If you'd been there
If you'd seen it

Velma: I betcha you would've done the same!

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz

Liz: You know how some people have those habits that get you
down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP!
So I come home from work one night and I'm really irritated, and I'm
looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch,
drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'! So I said "If
you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun
off the wall and fired two warning shots...into his head!

All: He had it comin
He had it comin
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Annie: I met Ezekial Young from Salt Lake City, and he told me he
was single, so we hit it off right away. Every night, he'd come home,
I'd mix him a drink, we'd have dinner. It was like heaven in two and a
half rooms. But soon I found out: Single he told me? Well, single my
ass. Not only was he married. Oh no! He had six wives. One of those
Mormons, ya know? Well, one night he came home, and I mixed him
a drink, as usual....You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

All: He had it Comin
He had it Comin
He took a flower in his prime
and then he used it
and he abused it
It was a murder
Not a crime!

June: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner,
minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a
jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was
crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the
milkman." And then he ran into my knife...he ran into my knife ten
times

All: if you'd been there
If You'd seen it
I betcha you would've done the same!

Hunyak: Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a
ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a
rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
(Translation: What am I doing here? They say, the famous Hungarian
police, that I killed my husband. But I didn't do it, I am not guilty. I
can't believe that Uncle Sam says I did it. They say I did it, but really I
didn't)

June: Yeah, but did you do it?
Hanyak: UH UH, not guilty!

All: He had it comin...
he had it comin...

Velma Kelly: My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my
husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in
our act we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row: one, two, three,
four, five, splits, spread-eagles, back-flips, flip-flops, one right after the
other. So this one night before the show we're at the hotel Cicero, the
three of us boozin, having a few laughs, and we run out of ice, so I
run out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there's
Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle! Well, I was
in such a state of shock that I completely blacked out; I can't
remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood
off my hands, I even knew they were dead!

All: They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.

Velma Kelly: I didn't do it
All: I didnt do it
But if I'd done it
All: But if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong

All: They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.

Velma Kelly: I didn't do it
All: I didnt do it
But if I'd done it
All: But if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong

Mona: I loved Al Lipshitz more than I could say. He was a real artistic
type, a painter. He was always trying to find himself. He'd go out
every night looking for himself. And on the way, he found Ruth.
Gladys. Rosemary. And Irving. I guess you could say we broke up
because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw
him dead!

All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Liz, Annie, Mona: Velma, June, Hunyak:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

Velma, June, Hunyak:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

Liz: You pop that gum one more time!

Annie: Single my ass.

June: Ten times!

Hunyak: Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.

Velma: Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.

Mona: Artistic differences.

Liz: Pop
Annie: Six
June: Squish
Hunyack: Uh-uh
Velma Kelly: Cicero
Mona: Lipschitz