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Algorytm programu PARTY :
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Program Party;
Uses Vine, Zakus, Condoms;

{$I Variable.Pas};

Procedure Prepare;
Begin;
Find(House);
Buy(Bottles);
Buy(Zakus);
Call(Friends);
Call(Girls);
End;{ Prepare };

Procedure Drinks;
Begin;
Open(Bottles);
Repeat;
Drink(Next(Gramms100));
Zakus:=Eat(Next(Foods));
Until TwoViewInEyes;
End;{ Drinks }


Procedure Dances;
Begin
Music:=True;
Call(OneGirl);
Go(DancingRoom);
With Music.Jump Do
Begin
If Girl(Drink)>Normal(Drink) Then
Begin
Touch(AssOfGirl);
Touch(BrestOfGirl);
End
Else
Begin
Go(DrinkingRoom);
Let`s(Girl):=Drinks(More);
Return(DancingRoom);
End;
End;
End;{ Dances }

Procedure Fuck( Who : Sex );
Var
HowMany: LongInt;
Begin
If WhoGirl Then Write('Are yor sodomite??!')
Find(DarkRoom);
Close(Door_and_windows);
If Not Find(BedInRoom) Then BedInRoom:=AnyTable;
HowMany:=0;
Repeat
Call(Next(Who));
Delete(DressOf(Who));
Kiss(Lips,Brest,OtherPartsOfBody);
Repeat
Asm
PUSH YourPenis
POP YourPenis
End;
Until YouHaveOrgasm;
Case HowMany of Inc(HowMany);
If (HowMany mod 15 = 0) then Write('YES ! You are BIG man !!!');

Until YourPenisStay;
End;{ Fuck }

Begin {program Party - by Admin :-}
Prepare;
Drinks;
If Who(Drink)>Normal(Drink) Then Who:=FaceDown;
Dances;
Fuck(Girls);
Go(AtHomes);
End.{ Main Program }


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