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The Trouble with Humans
Humans—there's no understanding them,
And no dealing with them either. Or even their planet. Pity the poor aliens, whose shape-changing ability should let them take over the planet Earth before the humans even know they're there-if it weren't for all that omnipresent pollution.
Or consider another set of invaders, from a planet where the weather is always mild and the changing of the seasons is hardly noticeable. They land in force and their weapons are more powerful than those of the primitive humans-but they've never before had to deal with below-zero temperatures, flash floods or tornados-not to mention volcanoes.
Then there were the aliens who noticed how belligerent humans were, and gave them the “gift” of TV-like devices which would show anything anywhere on Earth, which was sure to lead to war. Imagine how surprised the aliens were when the humans took the gadgets apart, improved them, and started spying on everything the aliens were up to, all over the galaxy. Humans don't make sense, they don't fight fair, and they're making aliens throughout interstellar space think seriously about pulling up stakes and moving to another galaxy!
Cover Art by Bob Eggleton






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This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.
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ISBN-13: 978-1-4165-2142-6ISBN-10: 1-4165-2142-9
Copyright© 2007 by Christopher Anvil & edited by Eric Flint
"We From Arcturus" was first published in Worlds of Tomorrow in August, 1964. "The Underhandler" was first published in Analog in November, 1990."Duel to the Death" was first published in Analog in June, 1965."Shotgun Wedding" was first published in Astounding in March, 1960."The Law Breakers" was first published in Astounding in October, 1959."Compensation" was first published in Astounding in October, 1957."Merry Christmas From Outer Space" was first published in Fantastic in December, 1964"The Plateau" was first published in Amazing in March, 1965."Captive Leaven" was first published in Astounding in September, 1959."Sinful City" was first published in Future SF #32 in 1957."Behind the Sandrat Hoax" was first published in Galaxy in October, 1968."Nerves" was first published in Fantastic Universe in November, 1958."The Gentle Earth" was first published in Astounding in November, 1957. 
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