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Lacey Smithsonian’s School for Scandal

Right now, somewhere in Washington, D.C., a scandal is brewing. It hasn’t happened yet, but it will. Tomorrow or the next day or the next. Somewhere a hapless victim is on the precipice of a fashion disaster. An unsuspecting woman will have her unsavory secrets exposed to the harsh light of day, the hot lights of television news, and the wisecracks of stand-up comedians everywhere.
When the scandal comes—and it will—this woman will be targeted for a full-scale assault on the way she acts, dresses, and looks, in addition to the salient details of her particular mess. Remember Linda, Paula, Monica, and now you.
Take it from a reporter. Whoever you are, we, the media, will excoriate you. Your old friends will rat on you. And it will be worse if your face isn’t ready to face the music.