Morcheeba, Woman Lose Weight
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman …………
The name of this entertainment is women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was just …….
But after two kids and the weight gain factor
The fact is now she's completely unattractive
Look, fat chicks, I don't mean to sound ……..
I tell her nice hit the gym and don't eat so much food
But no, “You're shallow, you need to run the course of …………. love and
so-called”
But how, If desire's not there that's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, ………… payments
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June, well ……….
“When you gonna leave your wife?”
I tell her “soon mommy soon” I ………
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly the only thing left for me to do
Is to ……… …………
What a surpriser, etc.
I'm going to have to kill her
Of course there's laws which ……………. divorces
I'm send that ass right
To the ………. miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin
Knowing nothing about ………… and I can't swim
Bad intentions pumping, might as wall become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can I get to help me ………… this fat chick?
I guess I'll have to play a dude robbing
On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway, long story short; hit the side of her …………..
And sent it clean over the divider
You bastard she said as the wreck went tumbling down the hill
I thought she has to be dead
Later on, get a call from a Lieutenant O'Rourke
Had me ……….. like a frog
"We need you at the ………..'
So I selfishly pursue
Boo Hoo there was nothing else left for me to do
I have to kill her
What a surpriser etc.
“So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue
Who did this hit and run?”, “No sir we don't have no clues ………………….”
“This is terrible! What am I gonna tell the kids?”
“Pull yourself together, sir”, “I'm so broken inside I just can't …………….”
“I understand, understand”, “Catch the person who did this”
“We're gonna try, sir”, “…………”
Screaming who done took my heart
Acting shaken up a lot
At the funeral, though everyone was looking at me odd
Like I did it
Like I was the reason my mates slain
Murmuring, I heard he was displeased with her weight gain
While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde, can't COOK
All she doea is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could address
Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess
And talking to detectives that was waiting outside
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal
They indicted me and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent
Moral of the story is desire is important
So watch your weight it will keep your mate smitten
It's a given though looking back I realize
I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser etc.
Well there you have it
Keep trim keep your marriages healthy
You know what I mean
A small message from Morcheeba adn Slick Rick ruler
Peace
II. Avril Lavigne, Sk8er boy
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more all of us
He was a punk
She did valley
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him with them
But all of her friends
Stuck up their horse
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
He was a sk8er boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pity face
But her head was up in grace
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She still sits alone
Feeding the baby she's all at home
She turns on tv
Guess who she seems
Sk8er boy rockin' on Viva Tv
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all get
Tickets to see him slow
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned around
He was a sk8er boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super spark
Smoking his cigar
Does your pretty face see how he works?
He was a sk8er boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super spark
Smoking his cigar
Does your pretty face see how he works?
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well though flock that boy's mine now
We are more than just food friends
This is how the story begins
Too bad that you wouldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets thy
I see the soul that is beside
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more all of us
We are above
Haven't you read
How we rock each others world
I'm with the sk8er boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the radio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
I'm with the sk8er boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the radio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know
III. ………………………………………
(I want to pay fee)
(I want to pay fee)
I want to pay fee for your flies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've want to pay fee
gut's nose, gut's nose - I want to pay fee
I've ……….
I've ……………………………………
And this time I know it's for fee
I'm calling for stroke, yeah
God knows, God knows I'm calling for stove
It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
……………………………bishop
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to flee, baby
Oh how I want to play freak,
Oh how I want to play freak
But knife still cuts hole
I can't get amused , living without, living without,
Living without you by my stride
I don't want to live alone, hey
gut knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can't you seal
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