Even a MonkeyÊn Draw Manga v01 p010

Even a MonkeyÊn Draw Manga v01 p010



Anyone can become a manga artist. As for the benefits of bemg a manga artlst, heres a list Hopefully, this will help you make an informed decision regarding your futurÄ™ career:


• lt's cheap. It doesn't cost much to be a manga artist. Ali you need is paper. some pens, and ink. When you get published, you might add a little gift (like some rice crackers) for the editor. That s about it.

•    No degree required. Ali you need is the ability to read. write basie kanji. and use a ruler. So you dont need morÄ™ than an elementary school education. Koji Aihara and Kentaro Takekuma have respectively received degrees from Oxford and Tokyo Unwersity, but it turns out they are ashamed of this.

•    You can be ugly. You can look like a whale or have the sex appeal of a sÅ‚ug. It doesn t matter. Portraits are not required. Even when they are. all you have to do is provide a super cool, hyper-idealized drawing of yourself in the author s introduction section and you re set.

•    You can contribute to your local community. Those who pursue a career in manga after reading this book will make such a killmg that the tax income of your town will inerease twofold. The mayor will love you. There are rumors thal the honorable Aiharas income tax

pays for the annual Summer Dance Festival held in the M-district of Tokyo where he

lives.

•    You can get up tatÄ™. As a manga artist, you lead the leisurely life of wakmg up at five in the afternoon and going to bed around noon

Furthermore...

•    You dont have to take baths.

•    You don t have to dress up.


•    You dont need any social skills.

•    You don t twe to eat carrots or onions.

•    You can masturbate all you want.

•    Your editor provides you (vitli story lines.

These are only a fewl! Now then. how could you not want to become a manga artist?

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