JavaScript Source Code 3000: Games: CurseBot
CurseBot
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JavaScript Source Code 3000: Games: CurseBot
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isn1="*00Your mouth spews*01You are*02Your mother wears*03Your"
+" Village Priest is*04Your Eleventh Child will be*05Your Mate"
+"rnal Ancestors are*06Your Personal Trainer is*07Your spouse "
+"thinks you are*08Your mind resembles*09Your chances for the "
+"future are*10Your mother-in-law loves*11Your closest friend "
+"is*12Your breath resembles*13Your right nostril is dripping*"
+"14Your politics are*15Your cherished desires are*16Your next"
+" meal should be*17Your bedroom resembles*18Your refrigerator"
+" smells like*19Your manners are no better than*20I saw you e"
+"ating and enjoying*21Next Friday you will consume*22May you "
+"wallow in*23May you swim in*24May you drown in*25May you tak"
+"e simple pleasure in*26May you find your hot tub filled with"
+"*27May you find your kitchen sink overflowing with*28May you"
+" be immersed in*29You secretly aspire to drink*30May you din"
+"e often on*31May you be caught dining on*32May you become an"
+" obsessive collector of*33May you find your car filled with*"
+"34May you blurt out that your boss is the*35Your garden shou"
+"ld be flooded with*36May your basement overflow with*37May y"
+"our underwear be filled with*38May your drawers be filled wi"
+"th*39May you float forever in*40May your feet be encased in*"
+"41May you be forever entombed in*42I hate to tell you, but t"
+"here, caught in your teeth is*43May you step in*44May your c"
+"aptors feed you on*45The talk around the office is that you "
+"eat*46May your private parts be encrusted with*47May the sta"
+"ins on your clothing be only*48May your porridge be infused "
+"with*49Your sock drawer is now filled with*50Your supervisor"
+" secretly saves*51Caution: Someone knows about your foot fetish"
+"*52May you die of*53Remeber that day you first tasted"
+"*54May all your wastebaskets suddently overflow wit"
+"h*55May your roof drip*56May you be without garlic to spice "
+"your meal of *57May your trough be filled with*58May your hi"
+"p pockets overflow with*59May your doctor prescribe*60May yo"
+"u trip and fall into*61Yeah? Well, your Mentor wears combat "
+"boots filled with*62So what if I like anchovies and*63You re"
+"lish*64I'm going to tell. You play with*65Your body reeks o"
+"f*66May your in-basket overflow with*67May your inlaws learn"
+" of your fondness for*68May you smear yourself with*69Your w"
+"ish is granted: drink*70Everyone knows you bathe in*71";
isn2="*00aniline*01virescent*02aquamarine*03ashy*04atramentous"
+"*05aureate*06bloody*07bluish*08brinded*09bronze*10cadaverous"
+"*11cadmium*12carmine*13carnadine*14carroty*15cerulean*16citr"
+"ine*17cloudy*18cochineal*19crimson*20crude*21cyanic*22cymoph"
+"anous*23dappled*24diaphanous*25dingy*26drab*27dun*28emerald*"
+"29erubescent*30fallow*31flashy*32flavous*33florid*34florid*3"
+"5foggy*36fulvid*37fulvous*38fuscous*39garish*40gaudy*41gauzy"
+"*42ghastly*43glaucous*44gray*45greenish*46harlequin*47hueles"
+"s*48impervious*49infuscated*50iridescent*51jaundiced*52khaki"
+"*53lack-luster*54lavender*55leaden*56limpid*57liver-colored*"
+"58lurid*59luteous*60mantled*61maroon*62matted*63milky*64mist"
+"y*65misty*66motley*67mottled*68ocherous*69opacous*70opaline*"
+"71orangish*72pallid*73pallorous*74pellucid*75piebald*76polyc"
+"hromatic*77porraceous*78puce*79purplish*80red*81roseate*82ro"
+"uged*83rubicund*84ruddy*85russet*86rusty*87rusty*88sallow*89"
+"sacharine*90scarlet*91shady*92skewbald*93smalty*94smoky*95ye"
+"llowish*96somber*97striated*98tallowy*99";
isn3="*00abomination*01soilure*02abscess*03averruncation*04bel"
+"ch*05carbuncle*06caries*07carrion*08catamenia*09cesspool*10c"
+"heese-parings*11coarseness*12compost*13contaminate*14contami"
+"nation*15coprolite*16corruption*17dandruff*18decay*19defedat"
+"ion*20defilement*21discharge*22disgorgement*23draff*24draggl"
+"etail*25drainage*26dregs*27drool*28dry-rot*29dung*30dunghill"
+"*31dunghill*32earth-closet*33effusion*34eliminant*35emanatio"
+"n*36emission*37eructate*38evacuation*39excrement*40excreta*4"
+"1excretion*42expectorate*43extravasation*44exudation*45fecul"
+"ence*46fetor*47filth*48foulings*49foulness*50garbage*51grime"
+"*52guano*53hog-wash*54immundity*55impurity*56infection*57kec"
+"k*58leucorrhea*59maggots*60manure*61matter*62mildew*63mire*6"
+"4mold*65mucidness*66muck*67mucor*68mud*69nastiness*70off-scu"
+"m*71offal*72ordure*73paracentesis*74perspiration*75pollution"
+"*76purulence*77pus*78putrescence*79quagmire*80refuse*81rheum"
+"*82rot*83rubigo*84scurf*85secretion*86silt*87slabber*88slave"
+"r*89slime*90slobber*91slop*92slosh*93slubber*94sludge*95slus"
+"h*96smudge*97smutch*98soiliness*99";
isn4="*00accreting*01accruing*02aggrandizing*03aggravating*04a"
+"scending*05augmenting*06billowing*07biting*08breathing*09bro"
+"wsing*10budding*11cacating*12caressing*13cherishing*14chewin"
+"g*15chomping*16clasping*17coddling*18coveting*19craving*20cr"
+"eating*21cuddling*22dandling*23dilating*24distending*25dottl"
+"ing*26draining*27dripping*28ejecting*29eliminating*30evacuat"
+"ing*31exhaling*32expanding*33expelling*34extending*35extrava"
+"sating*36exuding*37fingering*38fondling*39foraging*40gnawing"
+"*41growing*42heaving*43imbedding*44infusing*45ingesting*46in"
+"tumescing*47kissing*48licking*49littering*50masticating*51mu"
+"ltiplying*52needing*53nestling*54nuzzling*55obtruding*56obtu"
+"ding*57ogling*58oozing*59osculating*60patulating*61plucking*" +"62plundering*63protruding*64puffing*65pugging*66puking*67pur"
+"sing*68ravening*69regurgitating*70rejecting*71relishing*72re" +"quiring*73ruining*74savoring*75savoring*76secreting*77sippin"
+"g*78smelling*79smothering*80sneezing*81spoiling*82stealing*8"
+"3subjoining*84subsisting*85succoring*86sucking*87supping*88s"
+"wigging*89swilling*90sheep-eyeing*91tasting*92tasting*93thie"
+"ving*94tippling*95touching*96turgescing*97wanting*98waxing*99";
isn5="*00anterior cavity*01anterior gland*02anterior hole*03an"
+"terior muscle*04anterior orifice*05anterior pores*06dirt cav"
+"ity*07dirt hole*08dirt orifice*09dirt pores*10excreting cavi"
+"ty*11excreting gullet*12excreting holes*13excreting hollow*1"
+"4excreting nooks*15excreting orifices*16excreting slot*17exc"
+"reting void*18eye orifices*19eye pores*20eye voids*21navel o"
+"rifice*22ooze cavity*23ooze gullet*24ooze hole*25ooze nooks*"
+"26ooze orifices*27ooze slot*28ooze void*29refuse cavity*30re"
+"fuse gullet*31refuse hole*32refuse hollow*33refuse nooks*34r"
+"efuse orifice*35refuse slot*36refuse spaces*37refuse void*38"
+"secret cavity*39secret gland*40secret hole*41secret muscle*4"
+"2secret orifice*43secret pore*44secret slot*45secret void*46"
+"slime cavity*47slime gullet*48slime hole*49slime hollow*50sl"
+"ime muscle*51slime nooks*52slime openings*53slime orifices*5"
+"4slime pores*55slime slot*56slime spaces*57slime void*58swea"
+"t cavities*59sweat cavity*60sweat gullet*61sweat hole*62swea"
+"t hollow*63sweat nooks*64sweat openings*65sweat orifices*66s"
+"weat pores*67sweat slot*68sweat spaces*69sweat void*70undera"
+"rm cavity*71underarm gullet*72underarm hole*73underarm hollo"
+"w*74underarm muscle*75underarm nooks*76underarm openings*77u"
+"nderarm orifices*78underarm pores*79underarm slot*80underarm"
+" spaces*81underarm void*82unmentionable cavity*83unmentionab"
+"le gullet*84unmentionable hole*85unmentionable hollow*86unme"
+"ntionable muscle*87unmentionable nook*88unmentionable openin"
+"gs*89unmentionable orifices*90unmentionable pores*91unmentio"
+"nable slot*92unmentionable spaces*93unmentionable void*94war"
+"t cavity*95wart gullet*96wart holes*97wart hollows*98wart no"
+"oks*99";
isn6="*00Bluthian*01Neranian*02Warterian*03Xanterian*04Bexian*"
+"05Cledugian*06Chugnetian*07Chyderian*08Dygian*09Danthian*10D"
+"eechnetian*11Eegrudgian*12Eichhornian*13Foognidian*14Fuhbagi"
+"an*15Fidwoortian*16Fahdgian*17Feeshian*18Gharzan*19Gaazhogia"
+"n*20Geeshworgian*21Gitchshidian*22Goopragian*23Gughokian*24H"
+"aagpokian*25Herwadian*26Hijkakian*27Hoolpodian*28Huquadian*2"
+"9Jadtypian*30Jezchupian*31Jymptordian*32Kurkian*33Koodgian*3"
+"4Lyxian*35Madrigian*36Nastian*37Abysmian*38Ickian*39Vomitian"
+"*40Putridgian*41Quensbian*42Tawgrian*43Perdian*44Tiliwidian*"
+"45Czerian*46Sizludian*47Kherbugian*48Quisnaglian*49Xertydigi"
+"an*50Mudgrubbian*51Boogfudian*52Lilgoogian*53Luthdrungian*54"
+"Jugrudian*55Derrydinian*56Vudgnagian*57Vooptedgian*58Quooxmu"
+"dgian*59Babbletogian*60Bugturgoorian*61Hogsodian*62Trufpatia"
+"n*63Sowslinkian*64Crabkrudian*65Chartreudian*66Schnigerian*6"
+"7Zitsneakian*68Cystrigian*69Crongian*70Kterigadian*71";
isn7="*00Slizidge*01Burtidge*02Tisd*03Turt*04Bunt*05Burd*06Sac"
+"und*07Trund*08Crezd*09Hnot*10Jeck*11Kontluger*12Chitter*13Ch"
+"unt*14Chooytop*15Chingdap*16Dyagenob*17Dugwart*18Pooper*19Ug"
+"ly*20Abomination*21Fudwhomper*22Turtleg*23Waggletop*24Yaghor"
+"d*25Marmwarb*26Yemzid*27Phutgrab*28Fetsmell*29Schaber*30Nerd"
+"nort*31Papperflabian*32Nudnuge*33Whiperbirt*34Sibbergrunt*35"
+"Saberdunt*36Thigwhip*37Whippinthig*38Zyzygdung*39Papchung*40"
+"Stinkbug*41Fardschid*42Yellowsnot*43Mucousdripper*44Purplebu"
+"tt*45Hemorhonk*46Bladderpuff*47Hohogridge*48Klitbunkit*49Wax"
+"slimer*50Footfungus*51Floppydwart*52Danglidwid*53Slimepole*5"
+"4Sillywalker*55Flat Toed Whump*56Clingbeetle*57Leecheater*58"
+"Maggotdangler*59Windpasser*60Fondlepiddle*61Crotchbug*62Toes"
+"meller*63Slimemaggot*64Navelworm*65Earspider*66Noseleech*67N"
+"ostrilworm*68Wedgiewart*69Cankerlicker*70Pimple Popper*71";
var picker = "";
var picker1 = "";
var pos = 0;
var pose = 0;
var curse = "";
var hinum = 0;
var ndx1 = "";
var ndx2 = "";
function srand() {
today=new Date();
rand=today.getTime();
picker="a"+rand;
picker=picker.charAt((picker.length-4))
+picker.charAt((picker.length-5));
pos=picker;
}
function getCurse(form) {
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos=isn1.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn1.indexOf(ndx2);
curse=isn1.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum = 98;
correct_it();
pos=isn2.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn2.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" the "+isn2.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn3.indexOf(ndx1);
pose = isn3.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" "+isn3.substring((pos+3),pose)+"\r";
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn4.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn4.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=isn4.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn5.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn5.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" from the "+isn5.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos=isn6.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn6.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" of a "+isn6.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos = isn7.indexOf(ndx1);
pose = isn7.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" "+isn7.substring((pos+3),pose)+".";
}
function correct_it() {
if (pos<0) {
pos=00;
}
if (pos>hinum) {
pos=pos-30;
}
ndx1="*"+pos;
pos++;
if (pos<10) {
ndx2="*0"+pos;
}
else {
ndx2="*"+pos;
}
}
function getReload() {
history.go(0);
}
// End -->
</SCRIPT>
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<BODY>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
getCurse();
document.write("<TABLE WIDTH=486 BORDER=2><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER>" + "<FONT SIZE='+2' COLOR='maroon'><B>" + curse + "</B></TD></TR></TABLE>");
// End Hiding -->
</SCRIPT>
<TABLE WIDTH=486 BORDER="0">
<TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER>
<FORM METHOD=POST>
<P><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="Click Here for a New Curse" onClick="getReload()">
</FORM>
</TD></TR></TABLE>
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