Jokes

CATS AND DOGS

Match these cats and dogs jokes to their answers and have fun!

Key:

1. When is it unlucky to have a Black cat cross your path?

When you're a mouse.

2. 
   What kind of cat has eight legs?

An octo - puss.

3. What do people in England call little back cats?

Kittens.

4. In what month do dogs bark the least?

February - it's the shortest month!

5. What barks, chases cats and has black and red spots?

A Dalmatian with the measles.

6. What happened to the dog that ate only garlic and onions?

His bark was worse than his bite!

7. 
   When is a cat most likely to run out of the house?

When the door is open.

8. What's the worse weather for mice?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

1. When is it unlucky to have a Black cat cross your path?

2. What kind of cat has eight legs?

3. What do people in England call little back cats?

4. In what month do dogs bark the least?

5. What barks, chases cats and has black and red spots?

6. What happened to the dog that ate only garlic and onions?

7. When is a cat most likely to run out of the house?

8. What's the worse weather for mice?

( ) When it's raining cats and dogs.

( ) His bark was worse than his bite.

( ) An octo - puss.

( ) When the door is open.

( ) When you're a mouse.

( ) February - it's the shortest month!

( ) Kittens.

( ) A Dalmatian with the measles.

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