Episode
52 - The Airport
pc:
412, season 4, episode 12
Broadcast
date: November 25, 1992
Written
by Larry Charles
Directed
by Tom
Cherones
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The
Cast
Regulars:
Jerry
Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld
Jason
Alexander .................. George Costanza
Julia
Louis-Dreyfus ............. Elaine Benes
Michael
Richards ................. Kramer
Guest
Stars:
Jennifer
Campbell ..................... Tia
Scott
Burkholder ...................... Prisoner
Jim
J. Bullock ............................. Attendant #1
Allan
Wasserman ...................... Grossbard
Lenny
Rose ............................... Passenger #1
Karen
Denise Williams ............... Attendant #2
Annie
Korzen ............................ Passenger #2
Deck
McKenzie .......................... Security Guard
Maggie
Egan ............................. Ticket Clerk
Mark
Christopher Lawrence ..... Sky Cap
Jack
Graiman ............................. Cop
William
Evan Masters .................
Driver
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[Opening
Monologue]
...cramped
seat, working on a tiny computer; there's always a small problem
``There'll be a slight delay, we'll be a *little* late, if you could
be a *little* *patient*! We're just trying to get one of those
*little* trucks to pull us up just a *little* closer to the jetway so
you can walk down the narrow hallway and there'll be a man there in a
tight suit and he'll tell you you have very little time to make your
connecting flight. So move it!''.
[Open
with Jerry and Elaine in a car on their way to the airport. Elaine is
singing a poppy Jazz tune.]
ELAINE:
Bah bah baaah, Boo doo bah bah bah, boo doo waaaah, waah,
waaaah...
JERRY:
Hey, could you do me a favour? [pause] Could you shut-up?
(They
both chortle, and Jerry is hot so he's taking his coat off, but
Elaine refuses to take the wheel and Jerry's hand gets stuck and
before you can say "Planes, Trains and Automobiles", they
collide head-on with a Snapple truck....)
ELAINE:
Hey guess what? This window doesn't work.
JERRY:
I hate rental cars. Nothin' ever works: the window doesn't work, the
radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker... [pause] Or
is that you?
ELAINE:
Gimme ten bucks and find out...
JERRY:
So, this worked out pretty good. Them givin' me an extra ticket,
y'know, you get a free trip to St. Louis, I did my gig, you got to
see your sister...
ELAINE:
Yeah, worked out good.
JERRY:
And here's the beauty--
ELAINE:
What?
JERRY:
George is pickin' us up at the airport.
ELAINE:
Get out of here! Why?
JERRY:
You know that awning outside my building?
ELAINE:
Yeah...
JERRY:
He's always bragging about his vertical leap, so I bet him fifty
bucks that he couldn't touch the awning.
ELAINE:
So what happened?
JERRY:
He didn't come within two feet of the thing. He's wavin at it... So,
I told him if he picks us up at the airport, he wouldn't have to pay
me anything.
ELAINE:
Hey, how we doin' on time?
JERRY:
Timed out perfectly. Drop off the car, pick up the rental car
shuttle, we walk right on the plane...
ELAINE:
Hey! Wait up!
JERRY:
Hey! Wait up!
DRIVER:
Sorry. Heh heh heh...
(The
driver speeds away without our heroes, and he seems pretty happy
about it. )
(Finally
inside, they check their luggage... )
SKYCAP:
Where you goin'?
JERRY:
Uh, JFK. [To Elaine] I need some small bills for a tip. You got
anything?
ELAINE:
Yeah, you want five?
JERRY:
Gimme ten.
ELAINE:
You're giving him *ten* dollars?
JERRY:
Well, we got three bags.
ELAINE:
That's a pretty big tip...
JERRY:
That's what they get!
ELAINE:
They don't get that much.
JERRY:
Let's ask him.
ELAINE:
We can't ask him...
JERRY:
Let's see what he says.
ELAINE:
Jerry, we don't have time for this...
JERRY:
Two seconds. [To Skycap] Excuse me, my friend and I here, we were
having a discussion and we were wondering what you usually get for a
tip.
SKYCAP:
Depends on the person, depends on the bag.
JERRY:
Uh, how about a couple of people like us.
SKYCAP:
People like you? I wouldn't expect much, you don't even look like you
know what you're doing...
JERRY:
C'mon, seriously...
SKYCAP:
Well, since you asked, usually, I get five dollars a bag.
ELAINE:
What!?
SKYCAP:
That's right.
ELAINE:
*Five* dollars a bag? I don't think so.
SKYCAP:
Look, you asked, I told you.
ELAINE:
You got some nerve trying to take advantage of us...
JERRY:
All right, look, we're late. Thank you very much...
ELAINE:
You're lucky I don't report you...
SKYCAP:
JFK...
SKYCAP:
...Honolulu.
ELAINE:
Wait up!
JERRY:
You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like
a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna
make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees
up!
JERRY
& ELAINE: The flight's been canceled?!?!
TICKET
LADY: Everything into JFK's booked... No, wait-- I have two seats
into Laguardia-- but they're not together. It's boarding right
now.
JERRY:
We'll take 'em!
ELAINE:
We're not going to sit together?
JERRY:
Well, so what? It's not that long-- you'll read.
ELAINE:
Well, what about George? He's supposed to pick us up at
Kennedy.
JERRY:
We'll call him...
ELAINE:
There's no time.
JERRY:
No time? [To ticket lady] Is there time?
TICKET
LADY: There's no time.
JERRY:
There's no time. All right, we'll call him from the plane.
TICKET
LADY: I have one seat in first class, and one in coach. The price is
the same since your flight was canceled.
(The
two have that uncomfortable politeness that only comes about when
you're down to the last piece of pizza. Jerry breaks the
silence:)
JERRY:
I'll take the first class.
ELAINE:
Jerry!
JERRY:
What?
ELAINE:
Why should you get the first class?
JERRY:
Elaine, have you ever flown first class?
ELAINE:
No.
JERRY:
All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown
first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. I can't... I
won't...
ELAINE:
You flew here coach.
JERRY:
Yeah, that's a point...
ELAINE:
All right, fine. I don't care. If the plane crashes, everybody in
first class is going to die, anyway.
JERRY:
Yeah, I'm sure you'll live.
(They
board the plane, and the flight attendant "welcomes" Elaine
aboard.)
ATTENDANT
#1: Third row right...
(Then
Mr. First class Jerry comes aboard.)
ATTENDANT
#1: Oh, you're in here, sir. Welcome aboard.
JERRY:
Bon voyage, Lainey!
(Elaine
is robbed of her peek into the first class section by a drawn curtain
and she goes to her seat. However, someone comes after her
and:)
PASSENGER
#1: Oh, excuse me... Um, excuse me, miss, I think you're sitting in
my seat...
(Elaine
moves over, and he moves in. The guy's got like 5 bags and
Laptop.)
PASSENGER
#1: I never check my bags-- I can't stand that wait in the baggage
area.
ELAINE:
Great... [To herself] Help me...
(Jerry
gets to his seat, however, he also is in the wrong seat:)
TIA:
Excuse me, I think you're in my seat...
JERRY:
Oh, sorry... My mistake... [To himself] Thank... *you*!
[George
and Kramer in the car.]
GEORGE:
Hey, thanks for coming with me.
KRAMER:
Hey, what made you think you could touch that awning?
GEORGE:
I confused it with another awning.
KRAMER:
So how we doin' on time?
GEORGE:
We're perfect. I timed this out so we would pull up at the terminal
*exactly* 17 minutes after their flight is supposed to land. That
gives them just enough time to get off the plane, pick up their bags
and be walking *out* of the terminal as we roll up. I tell you, it's
a thing of beauty. I can not express to you the feeling I get from a
perfect airport pickup. (starts looking around) What's going on? What
are you doing? The Long Island Expressway? What are you getting on
the Long Island Expressway for? Do you know what the traffic will be
like? This is a suicide mission!
KRAMER:
Will you relax?!
GEORGE:
Oh, I had it perfectly timed out: the Grand Central, the Van Wyck!
You destroyed my whole timing!
KRAMER:
This is the best way to go!
GEORGE:
Do you know what happens if I miss him? I don't get credit for the
pickup and I lose my 50 bucks...
KRAMER:
George, there's no traffic at this time. Now, come on,
man...
GEORGE:
Really?
KRAMER:
If anything, we'll probably get there early. I'll have a chance to go
to the Duty Free shop.
GEORGE:
The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.
Do you know how much duty is?
KRAMER:
Duty.
GEORGE:
Yeah, "duty". Do you know how much duty is?
KRAMER:
No, I dunno how much duty is.
GEORGE:
Duty is *nothing*. It's like sales tax...
KRAMER:
I still like to stop at the duty free shop.
GEORGE:
I like to stop at the duty free shop.
(They
start to "sing", growing more excited after each
iteration:)
GEORGE
& KRAMER: I like to stop at the duty free shop!
I
like to stop at the duty free shop!
[Meanwhile,
back on the plane, Jerry and Tia are chatting (isn't that always the
way? You get stuck beside someone who insists on going on and on
about their kids and how their life didn't go according to plan and
all that boring dreck...]
TIA:
So, he says, ``squeeze your breasts together'', and I say, ``I
thought this was an ad for shoes''...
JERRY:
Oh my...
TIA:
Is that the new Esquire? Turn to page 146.
JERRY:
Wow! Coming out of the shower... It's a good thing they gave you that
washcloth to cover yourself up... What is this an ad for?
TIA:
See those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair? Way in the background,
out of focus?
JERRY:
Uh-huh...
[In
traffic, Kramer and George are surrounded by honking cars and what is
obviously heavy traffic]
KRAMER:
How does it look on your side? [Pause while George just stares at
him] We'll get there...
[Back
in, ugh, *coach* (those heathens), the annoying guy is sleeping
beside her while the woman on her other side is reading a book.
Elaine is looking rather, shall we say "pensive". She talks
to herself]
ELAINE:
Oh, look at this... He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom.
Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it
not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this
disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him... [To passenger
on the other side of her, but still to herself] Yeah, make a little
more noise with your gum-- that's helpful.
[On
the bright side, Kramer and George arrive at the airport. They're
running to the terminal:
GEORGE:
They're not here! You cost me fifty bucks!
KRAMER:
Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your
knees!
(They
find an arrival/departure screen)
GEORGE:
Look, we're wasting our time here! We're a half-hour late, they've
probably took it off the board already.
KRAMER:
No, there it is, right there-- 133... and it's canceled.
GEORGE:
Canceled? Do I still get credit for the pick up? I was here!
KRAMER:
Ok, c'mon... let's go check over at the ticket counter.
(A
bearded man comes up to the screen before they go)
GROSSBARD:
Oh, there it is honey, gate 18A, 8:30... [He leaves]
KRAMER:
Did you see that guy?
GEORGE:
No... What guy?
KRAMER:
That guy.. He was just...
GEORGE:
Listen, you go over to the ticket counter, I'm going to go stop in
the gift shop and pick up a copy of Time magazine. There's supposed
to ba blurb about Jerry in it and I think he mentioned my
name!
KRAMER:
[still lost] I know that guy...
(We
cut to the airport gift shop where a man in handcuffs and shackles is
being led around by two FBI-looking types)
PRISONER:
Gotta get my Time magazine... Never miss my Time magazine.
GUARD:
Yeah, get your magazine and let's get out of here.
(George
lifts the last copy from the rack before the con can get
it.)
PRISONER:
Hey, I was gonna take that!
GEORGE:
Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.
PRISONER:
I don't care when you got here, I want the magazine...
GEORGE:
You don't understand, there's a *blurb* about me in this
magazine!
PRISONER:
A *blurb*?!? *You're* a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!
GUARD:
All right, let's go...
(George
checks out the cover shot which shows a picture of the aforementioned
prisoner with the caption ``Caught!'' written below.)
PRISONER:
I want the magazine!
GEORGE:
Umm... No.
PRISONER:
You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these
shackles...
GEORGE:
But you are Blanche... You *are* in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to
read my *Time* magazine! Laaaast copy, too. Maybe I'll read it
tomorrow-- in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyootiful day! Have a
nice life... sentence, that is!
(Kramer
comes into the gift shop and does a Krameresque double-take at "that
guy" from the departure screen who's browsing books. He goes up
to George.)
KRAMER:
They're on a different flight. They're scheduled to land in a half
hour, only at Laguardia.
GEORGE:
Laguardia? All right, let's go. C'mon...
KRAMER:
Where do I know that guy from?
[Elaine
is still pining for the guy next to her to wake up so she can go to
the bathroom.]
ELAINE:
[To herself, loudly] Wake up, you human slug! Wake up! *Wake* *up*!!
I can't hold it anymore! [To the slug out loud] Excuse me, I've gotta
go to the bathroom...
(Elaine
scurries off to the bathroom, Jerry and Tia are enjoying some hot
towels on their faces.)
JERRY:
Oh my... that *is* refreshing...
ATTENDANT:
Would you care for some slippers?
JERRY:
Sounds lovely! [To Tia, motioning to put them on her] May I?
TIA:
Please!
JERRY:
Why, It's a perfect fit. You must be Cinderella.
(They
chortle to themselves and tink glasses (no, that's not a cleverly-
masked euphemism). Back in the car...)
GEORGE:
My name is not mentioned in this blurb...
KRAMER:
It's Grossbard!
GEORGE:
Who's Grossbard?
KRAMER:
When I lived on Third avenue and 18th street 20 years ago, I had this
roommate who was *always* behind in his rent. Then one month, he asks
me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 bucks! He took the cash
and >pfffft< disappears. Well, I try to find him, I went to his
girlfriend's house, even his family. Uh-uh. I never got the money
back! He screwed me! And that's the guy-- John Grossbard!
GEORGE:
Hey Kramer, c'mon-- it was 240 bucks twenty years ago...
KRAMER:
No, I'm gonna turn around... I'm gonna get that guy...
GEORGE:
No-no-no, Kramer. Kramer! Kramer! You *cannot* abandon people in the
middle of an airport pickup! It's a binding social contract. We... we
must go forward... not back.
[Elaine
is still waiting to get into the bathroom-- there's someone in there.
*Finally*, a ZZ Top reject comes out of the bathroom and, to
paraphrase Jerry in "The Smelly Car": ``I open the door,
like a *punch* in the *face*, the stench hits me--''. Elaine takes in
a lungful of air and goes in. Brave little soldier.]
[Jerry
comes back from the *first class* washroom]
JERRY:
Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? It's like an
English garden in there.
ATTENDANT:
They're gardenias, mostly.
JERRY:
I thought I smelled lilac.
ATTENDANT:
Yes, there are a few of those, too...
TIA:
It's almost overwhelming...
(The
captain interrupts)
CAPTAIN:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to equipment
problems at the runway at Laguardia, we've been instructed by the
tower to re-route and land at JFK. We apologize for any
inconvenience...
(Elaine
exits the bathroom, exasperated and curiou)
ELAINE:
[To anyone who'll listen] What'd he say? What'd he say?
[Back
to George and Kramer at Laguardia; George has been inside to see if
Jerry and Elaine are there, he reports his findings back to Kramer in
the car.]
GEORGE:
Well, You're not gonna believe it...
KRAMER:
What?
GEORGE:
The plane's been re-routed *back* to Kennedy. We've got 45
minutes.
KRAMER:
Let's go. Listen to the bell, Grossbard-- it tolls for thee.
(Kramer
peels out.)
[In
first class, Jerry and Tia get the lowdown on the grub]
ATTENDANT:
We have some *delicious* Chateau Briande, my personal favourite. Or,
if you prefer something lighter, a poached Dover sole in a delicate
white wine sauce with just a *hint* of saffron.
JERRY:
Oh, saffron! That sounds good.
ATTENDANT:
And today we're featuring wines from the *Tuscany* region...
JERRY
& TIA: Tuscany!
(They
do that "tink" thing again, and we rejoin Elaine going back
to her seat, but the other attendant is serving the slop to the
unwashed masses in coach and he's in her way.)
ELAINE:
Hi. Can I get to my seat?
ATTENDANT:
You're just gonna have to wait...
ELAINE:
But you just passed it. I'm sitting right there next to that
guy...
ATTENDANT:
You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
ELAINE:
Well, nobody *told* me that!
ATTENDANT:
Look. This plane is *full*. I got a lot of people to serve. Now
please... You're just gonna have to wait.
[Back
at JFK, George and Kramer check out the Arrivals board
(again)]
GEORGE:
There it is. Gate 46... We got plenty of time.
KRAMER:
Grossbard's plane leaves in ten minutes. I *still* got time to catch
him!
GEORGE:
How you gonna catch him? He's probably boarded the plane
already.
KRAMER:
Gimme your credit card.
GEORGE:
My credit card?
KRAMER:
Just gimme the card, don't ask me any questions.
GEORGE:
I'm not gonna give you my card unless you tell me what it's
for!
KRAMER:
I'm gonna buy a ticket-- I'm gonna get on that flight.
GEORGE:
What, are you, nuts? You're gonna spend more on the ticket than
you're gonna get back from Grossbard.
KRAMER:
No, I'm not gonna use the ticket! I'm gonna get my money, I'll get
off the plane and turn your ticket in for a refund. It's not gonna
cost you a dime! Now gimme the card.
GEORGE:
This is a *great* idea! Here... use this one. I get frequent flyer
miles with every purchase... Wait! Get two tickets. As long as your
turning it in for a refund what's the difference? I'll get *double*
the bonus miles.
[Back
in coach, Elaine returns to her seat now that the attendant is done
serving.]
ELAINE:
Excuse me. I'm sorry to make you do this, but I got stuck in the
aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't let me get through. There's
no way to get around that cart...
PASSENGER
#1: You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
ELAINE:
I'll try and remember that. [Pause] Where's my meal?
PASSENGER
#1: He asked me where you were, and you were gone so long I thought
you, uh, switched seats.
ELAINE:
Excuse me? Excuse me, but I didn't get a meal.
ATTENDANT:
Are you sure?
ELAINE:
Yes, I'm sure! I would know if a tray of food had been served to
me.
ATTENDANT:
Would you? Well, the only meal left is a kosher meal.
ELAINE:
Kosher meal? I don't want a kosher meal. I don't even know what a
kosher meal is.
PASSENGER
#1: I think it means when a Rabbi has inspected it, or
something.
PASSENGER
#2: No, no. It all has to do with the way they kill the
pig.
PASSENGER
#1: They don't eat pigs!
PASSENGER
#2: They do if it's killed right-- under a Rabbi's
supervision.
PASSENGER
#3: Oh, You know what? *I* ordered the kosher meal.
ELAINE:
Then why didn't you take it?
PASSENGER
#3: I ordered it six weeks ago, I forgot.
ELAINE:
You're eating my food!
ATTENDANT:
Look, I got earplugs to collect. Do you want it, or not.
[Jerry
and Tia enjoy a dessert treat]
JERRY
& TIA: Mmmmmmmm!
TIA:
This is the best sundae I've ever had.
JERRY:
Oh, man. You know what... they got the fudge on the bottom-- y'see?
That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eatin'
your ice cream.
TIA:
I've never met a man who knew so much about nothing.
JERRY:
Thank you...
JERRY
& TIA: Mmmmmm!
(We
get a quick shot of Elaine staring at *something* on the end of her
fork with a decidedly unimpressed look. Back in first
class)
ATTENDANT:
More anything?
JERRY:
More everything!
[Back
at JFK]
KRAMER:
Look, I got Super Savers! C'mon.
GEORGE:
Super Savers? Are they refundable!?
GEORGE:
You bought non-refundable tickets, you idiot!
KRAMER:
She talked me in to it-- she said it was the best deal.
GEORGE:
Do you know how much this is going to cost me?
KRAMER:
Look, I'll tell you what-- I'll split it with you
GEORGE:
Look, I'm gonna go to the bathroom...
(Kramer
goes forward and confronts Grossbard. For his part, Grossbard doesn't
seem to recognise Kramer from twenty years ago (then again, he
apparently had short hair at the time). After trying in vain to reach
Grossbard's wallet, Kramer is escorted off the plane. Before this can
take place, George knocks on the bathroom door to a reply of ``Just a
minute'' from the occupant inside (I bet he stinks). Anyway, the door
opens and, surprise! It's the Prisoner without his Time magazine (at
least now we know why he needed it so badly-- reading material for
the john). Anyway, the guy pulls George into the bathroom (he's still
wearing his cuffs and shackles, BTW (that's got to make it rather
difficult to go to the bathroom, but I digress)). So, while George is
in the can with the serial killer, Kramer is escorted off the plane.
Don't worry-- the plane isn't moving yet. And what's up with going to
the bathroom on a non-moving plane? Isn't there laws against that? Or
is it just trains that you have to wait until they're moving? Who
really cares, anyway?)
[Elaine
sneaks into first class. She just gets settled into a comfy seat
complete with pillow, when all of a sudden]
ATTENDANT:
Excuse me... Excuuuse me...
ELAINE:
What? Oh, no... nothing for me thanks.
ATTENDANT:
What is your name?
ELAINE:
Elaine Benes?
ATTENDANT:
[Checks her list] You're going to have to go back to coach.
ELAINE:
No, but there was nobody sitting here...
ATTENDANT:
Yes, but you're still not allowed. These seats are very
expensive.
ELAINE:
Oh, no, please, don't send me back there. Please, I'll do anything.
It's so nice up here. It's so comfortable up here. I don't want to go
back there. Please don't send me back there... [She notices another
attendant offering goods] Oh, you got *cookies*!
ATTENDANT:
You're going to have to go back to your seat!
ELAINE:
Ok, fine. I'll go back... You know, our goal should be a society
*without* *classes*! [She goes through the curtain to, ick, *coach*]
Do you realise that the people up here are getting *cookies*!
(The
outburst has awoken Jerry and Tia who are sharing a blanket and
napping)
JERRY:
What is all the racket back there? You know, you're trying to relax
on the plane and this is what you have to put up with. [To attendant]
What is going on?
ATTENDANT:
Sir, this woman tried to *sneak* into first class.
JERRY:
Oh, you see, that's terrible. The problem is, that curtain is no
security-- there really should be a locking door.
(They
return to snuggling)
[Kramer
is being escorted through the airport by a security guy. He tries to
talk his way out]
KRAMER:
Hey! That guy owes me 240 bucks!
(He
breaks free and makes a run for it and seemingly escapes.)
[Jerry
is getting ready for deboarding and he glances out the window only to
see a rather harried Kramer running, arms flailing out on the runway.
He takes a second look, just to be sure.]
JERRY:
Couldn't be...
(After
they get off the plane, Jerry & Elaine look for the boys and get
their baggage)
JERRY:
Where are they already? I don't see them anywhere... I got my bags,
I'm ready to go.
ELAINE:
Yeah, *you* got *your* bags...
[In
Honolulu, Elaine's bag appears to be having a good time, revolving
around the baggage thingy, complete with lei.]
ELAINE:
The worst flight I have been on in my entire life.
JERRY:
Yeah, me too...
(He
seems so sincere. Tia walks by, along with an entourage of
photographers.)
TIA:
I'll call you.
JERRY:
Okay... [To a bamboozled Elaine] It's a business thing...
(Enter
the K-man through the ramp where the baggage comes out)
KRAMER:
You guys ready?
JERRY:
Yeah. Where's George?
[We
go to a shot outside the plane looking in on a rather roughed up
George Costanza. He screams]
GEORGE:
(can't be heard but looks like) Kramer!
[Ending
Monologue]
But
I have to admit, I like flying. I like those little bathrooms that
they have on the plane. It's kind of like a small apartment of your
own on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes on.
It's like a small surprise party every time you go in there. The
worst way of flying, I think is "standby", you ever fly
standby? It never works, you know, that's why they call it standby--
you stand there going ``Bye!'' So I was on this flight where the
flight attendant-- it was her first day on the job so they didn't
have a uniform for her yet, and that really... makes a big
difference, I mean this is just some regular person coming over to
you going ``Would you mind bringing your seat back all the way up?''
It's
like, 'Who the Hell are you?!''
The
End