Quantitative Mission Assessment Form C7:A8:214.60

Please take a moment to rate the quality of your

mission

briefing.

For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to

$MAX_NUM

, where 1 means ‘very

strong agreement

’ and

$MAX_NUM

means ‘only slightly

strong agreement

.’

____ My

mission briefing

was handled in a/an

time-

efficient manner.

____ There appeared to be sufficient

paperwork

.

____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was

an Internal

Security agent

.

____ I would be willing to

repeat the experience

.

Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 220:C3:05:FF

Please take a moment to rate the quality of

hygiene

experienced

during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from

1 to

-9

, where 1 means ‘very

plausible

’ and

-9

means ‘only

slightly

plausible

.’

____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
of proper

hygiene

.

____ Next time, I could use a lot more

machine oil

.

____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I think

hygiene

should be less

cinematic

.

____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel

less than 1 meter tall

.

‘Mister Bubbles’ debriefing forms

Make at least two copies of this page and cut apart the individual forms. Directions for giving them to your players are given in Scene 7, the

mission debriefing.

Infiltration Recruitment Form Z44-GG1-13A-9CA

Greetings! Because of all the hard work you’ve been putting

in to date, you are being given this opportunity to infiltrate the

Illuminati

secret society. Just to reassure us you’re the right

citizen for the job, however, please check any of the following that

apply (minimum 1):

I was

just about to register my

pyrokinesis

mutant power. ___

I really did terminate at least

three

of my own former clones. ___

I know

flammable

and

inflammable

are not the same. ___

I am highly resistant to

the Thirty-second Flavor

. ___

I have been trained in the proper use of

Floss++

. ___

Signed: _________ Dated: _________________________

Quantitative Mission Assessment Form FF:A8:212.60

Please take a moment to rate the quality of your

assigned

mission equipment

. For each statement, list a numeric value

from 1 to

4

, where 1 means ‘very

good question

’ and

4

means

‘only slightly

good question

.’

____ My

assigned mission equipment

was handled in

a/an

cinematic

manner.

____ There appeared to be sufficient

ventilation

.

____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was

on some

sort of drugs

.

____ I would be willing to

kill my own next clone

.

Quantitative Mission Assessment Form B5:B1:92.141

Please take a moment to rate the quality of your

service service

.

For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to

2

, where 1 means

‘very

likely

and

2

means ‘only slightly

likely

.’

____ My

service service

was handled in a/an

reassuring

manner.

____ There appeared to be sufficient

machine oil

.

____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was

a robot

assassin from the future

.

____ I would be willing to

sign the next form I see

.

Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 80:FF:136:B1

Please take a moment to rate the quality of

transport

experienced

during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from 1

to

$UNDEF

, where 1 means ‘very

flammable

and

$UNDEF

means

‘only slightly

flammable

.’

____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
of proper

transport

.

____ Next time, I could use a lot more

napalm ammo

.

____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I think

transport

should be less

reassuring

.

____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel

highly corrosive

.

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