{1283}{1313}{Y:i}Greece.
{1366}{1427}{Y:i}People come here from all over
{1492}{1539}{Y:i}to see the ancient ruins.
{1602}{1649}{Y:i}To bask in history.
{1702}{1794}{Y:i}To be a part of the birthplace|of civilization.
{1838}{1917}{Y:i}People reconnect with their souls.
{1942}{1991}{Y:i}They find their mojo.
{2114}{2167}{Y:i}In Greece, it's called kefi,
{2171}{2285}{Y:i}which means "passion, joy, spirit."
{2370}{2397}{Y:i}Late!
{2427}{2465}Goodbye, Genaki.
{2495}{2566}In a week.|That window's stuck again.
{2569}{2645}{Y:i}- Bravo. Where is the rent?|- I left it on the trapesi.
{2821}{2928}{Y:i}Now, me, I love the beauty|and architecture of ancient Greece.
{2958}{3025}{Y:i}But living in modern Greece|can be a bit frustrating.
{3054}{3103}{Y:i}Sometimes things go fast.
{3152}{3188}{Y:i}Most times,
{3255}{3292}{Y:i}not so much.
{3307}{3381}{Y:i}I came here a year ago to teach|at Athens University.
{3383}{3493}{Y:i}Cutbacks left me without a job.|So now, for now,
{3511}{3558}{Y:i}I work at Pangloss Tours.
{3561}{3590}Georgia!
{3600}{3654}{Y:i}Oh, yeah. I've hit rock bottom.
{3818}{3884}Georgia. Again you cut out beach day.
{3899}{3949}They can go to the beach in any country.
{3951}{4024}On my tour,|I teach them about ancient architecture.
{4026}{4082}Nobody comes to Greece to learn.
{4094}{4140}Maria, I disagree.
{4272}{4338}- It's open.|- You didn't get the job.
{4465}{4511}Don't you read the evaluations?
{4514}{4590}"What do you think of Georgia|as tour director?"
{4593}{4679}"Average. Average. Average."
{4682}{4718}So I'm average.
{4721}{4768}Average is the lowest box you can check.
{4770}{4818}Do you think we have|something that says, "Stinks"?
{4821}{4877}And if we did, you'd be stinks.
{4879}{4961}- "I find your tour boring."|- My tourists are boring.
{4969}{5010}I think I've guided, like, 34 tours
{5013}{5085}and you give me the same tourists|over and over again.
{5087}{5174}Look! There they are.|The Tipsy Australians.
{5210}{5284}- The Obnoxious Americans.|- It's called "rip-off."
{5314}{5362}The Miserable Marriages.
{5382}{5464}The Disgusted-With-Men-|But-Still-Looking Divorcees.
{5490}{5560}- Stop!|- And, of course, The Old People.
{5572}{5624}- I don't see Mr. Funny.|- Who?
{5637}{5738}There's always one annoying guy|who thinks he's the life of the party.
{5767}{5856}Canadians. Polite Canadians.
{5858}{5889}- Can I have them?|- No.
{5892}{5941}They're in Group A. Nico's group.
{5944}{6005}Why does Nico|always get the good group?
{6008}{6068}His evaluations don't say, "Average."
{6106}{6133}God!
{6153}{6242}By the way,|Spiros eloped with that girl with no foot.
{6250}{6300}- Excellent.|- Why?
{6302}{6387}- I'm being sarcastic.|- You're not funny. Stop trying.
{6404}{6486}- Who's my driver? Not Themio.|- Relax. He's in jail.
{6493}{6549}You got the substitute. Procopi.
{6558}{6611}The creepy, hairy, creepy guy?
{6630}{6684}He's right behind me, isn't he?
{6774}{6849}- Does he speak English?|- I don't know if he speaks anything.
{6852}{6917}Maybe they caught a bear.|Taught it to drive.
{6965}{7022}So I have rules. You cannot speed,
{7024}{7101}you cannot smoke|and you cannot eat while driving.
{7212}{7269}Great, he doesn't speak English.
{7276}{7325}Don't forget to brush him.
{7336}{7432}- Maria! Maria!|- Nico! Nico!
{7501}{7565}Hey, thank you for my group, eh? Whoa!
{7577}{7634}He bribes you for the good group?
{7637}{7666}- No.|- Yes.
{7684}{7707}Oh.
{7906}{7986}{Y:i}That girl. That girl has no kefi.
{7998}{8058}What Greek does not have spirit, eh?
{8094}{8128}Maybe she's half Greek.
{8130}{8218}This was supposed to be temporary while|she looked for some big-shot teaching job.
{8221}{8304}And now no one will hire her|and I am stuck with her.
{8306}{8421}Hey, if I make her quit, can I have a raise?
{8431}{8493}I don't want to know about it. Yes.
{8669}{8745}- Group B! Group B, everyone.|- Hey!
{8747}{8842}Group B, hello, I'm Georgia.|Welcome to Greece. I'm your tour guide.
{8845}{8896}I'm Irv Giddeon,
{8898}{8970}and I've come here to see|as many ancient ruins as possible.
{8973}{9057}And judging from your husband,|the trip is already a success.
{9152}{9209}There you are! And, indeed, funny.
{9245}{9285}I'm killing me.
{9288}{9347}How many of you, like me, have come here
{9350}{9421}to fondle as many nude statues|as possible?
{9423}{9488}- Half the reason I came.|- Get your hand down.
{9490}{9594}Jeez. This is comedy.|The Greeks invented it.
{9611}{9665}It's like mustaches on women.
{9706}{9822}You know, we left Adelaide last night|with 17 pounds of frozen flake.
{9825}{9869}Thirty hours later, she's right on the bugle.
{9871}{9927}I'm giving it liquid yawns in the dunnies.
{9930}{9966}- It was a shocker, Barry.|- Yeah.
{9969}{10043}- Are they speaking words?|- Australians are the nicest people,
{10046}{10100}but you can only understand|about half of what they say.
{10102}{10169}...a bad case of the trots|of last night's tucker.
{10172}{10225}It's the last time I ate fish.
{10270}{10351}Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?
{10371}{10402}Group B?
{10412}{10502}Sweet marble cake, she speaks American.|Come on, get it up now.
{10505}{10551}Okay. Ha-ha!
{10561}{10625}- Okay, everybody, let's get on the bus.|- Oh, yes.
{10627}{10690}Okay, Group B, got your tickets?|Follow me.
{10924}{10953}Spooky.
{10984}{11103}Okay. Now make sure that your luggage|is tagged and the driver will stow it.
{11119}{11168}- Okay, you got me.|- Sorry.
{11170}{11269}- That's okay. Dr. Tullen?|- Oh, no, no. I'm Mr., that's...
{11272}{11354}I am Dr. Tullen.|And this is our daughter, Caitlin.
{11357}{11397}- Do smile, darling.|- I am.
{11399}{11478}Hey, big fellow, how many bells|have you got on the old dickory?
{11481}{11529}What the hell? What the hell is he saying?
{11531}{11612}Oh, wake up, Australia.|He wants to know what time it is.
{11614}{11645}- See, if it's...|- Here you go.
{11648}{11725}...10 hours ahead here,|then that would make it...
{11732}{11784}Kimmy, what time is it back in the States?
{11786}{11851}- The right time.|- Good one, Kimmy.
{11857}{11928}Kim and Al Sawchuck. S-A-W-Chuck.
{11930}{11970}- Come on, Al. Come on, Big Al.|- AI Sawchuck. How are you?
{11973}{11999}- Okay. How are you?|- Let's go, Big Al.
{12002}{12087}Okay, there you go. There you go.
{12129}{12182}There's no smoking on the bus.
{12307}{12357}- I have a question.|- Yeah.
{12370}{12418}What's with the beekeeper?
{12430}{12492}My wife needs protection from the sun.
{12494}{12546}But we're not going to the sun.
{12578}{12656}That man is so rude. Make it stop.
{12805}{12865}Excuse me, ladies. Hey, there.
{12874}{12921}I'm Marc Mallard. IHOP.
{12924}{12993}That's the International House|of Pancakes.
{13011}{13055}Did one of you lose this?
{13068}{13146}Thank you, Marc. I must have dropped it.
{13186}{13239}It looks like a raspberry waffle.
{13242}{13326}- Or a tart.|- Or a tart.
{13335}{13458}Hi. I'm Lena María Angustias|Teresa Fernández de la Vega Rodríguez.
{13461}{13494}And she's Lala Cruz.
{13496}{13541}{Y:i}- We're from Espańa.|- Really?
{13543}{13570}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{13573}{13658}- And we are both recently divorced.|- And off men.
{13678}{13702}Hmm.
{13729}{13782}Hi. I'm Marc Mallard. IHOP.
{13785}{13857}Hello. Georgia Yanokoupolis.|Pangloss Tours.
{13884}{13940}- I'll see you on the bus.|- Okay.
{13986}{14041}Group B? Yes. Names.
{14088}{14146}You don't speak English, do you?
{14162}{14210}And Maria gave you to me.
{14265}{14331}Luggage this way.|And then you get on the bus.
{14334}{14401}- Excuse me. I'm looking for the bus.|- Yeah.
{14426}{14479}- This is it.|- Group B?
{14514}{14557}- Oh, cool.|- Okay.
{14566}{14618}Hey, Gator Phillips.
{14621}{14733}- I'm from Florida, the States.|- You're traveling alone?
{14744}{14829}No way, man.|I'm gonna meet my girlfriend in Greece.
{14842}{14890}- We are in Greece.|- Now?
{14942}{15014}Right on. Thanks, man.
{15025}{15082}- Okay, here you go.|- Is this free?
{15084}{15111}- Yeah.|- Whoa!
{15237}{15302}{Y:i}Kalimera, everyone.|That's Greek for, "Good morning."
{15305}{15390}Hello, beautiful people. I am Nico.
{15393}{15462}{Y:i}For you, warm loucoumades.
{15473}{15545}Oh, I'm so sorry. Wrong bus.
{15586}{15642}- Hey, wait a minute...|- What the hell? Where's our donuts?
{15645}{15668}What a rip!
{15671}{15764}I'm gonna get... I could get you some later,|maybe. I'll look around.
{15766}{15790}- Yeah...|- We should get something.
{15818}{15841}Let's go.
{15862}{15917}I mean, who needs the carbs, right?
{15919}{15985}Not me. My ankles swell from the wheat.
{16033}{16122}Okay, you might want to write this down.
{16146}{16251}In 1834, Athens became|the capital of modern Greece.
{16266}{16361}Now, I'm not just a tour guide.|I am a professor of classical history.
{16364}{16402}Oh, great!|Are we gonna have a test now?
{16405}{16472}So I'm going to teach you|all about the architecture
{16474}{16522}and monuments of ancient Greece.
{16525}{16595}- Like the propylea.|- Which is the word for donuts.
{16694}{16753}- My name is Georgia.|- Louder, please.
{16756}{16811}- My name is Georgia.|- Yes, dear.
{16820}{16875}I'm Dorcas, Dorcas Wilmore.
{16888}{16946}And this is my husband, Barnaby.
{16954}{17037}Oh, I've got everyone a little souvenir.
{17047}{17109}- To remember our trip together.|- All right.
{17112}{17187}- Oh, you shouldn't have.|- This must have cost you a shload.
{17190}{17236}Oh, no, it was nothing.
{17242}{17309}Hand those around, would you, dear?
{17339}{17410}Guide, this bus is really stuffy.
{17413}{17498}- My daughter, Caitlin, needs fresh air.|- Okay, no problem.
{17626}{17649}Uh-oh.
{17752}{17801}- Turn it off!|- Oh, my God!
{17902}{17943}Smells like death.
{18012}{18051}Sorry about that.
{18054}{18099}- Angie?|- It's Georgia.
{18102}{18181}Is the Sasquatch gonna be|with us the whole time?
{18198}{18256}- He's the driver.|- What's his name?
{18260}{18339}Right. Everyone,|please say hello to Procopi.
{18342}{18398}- Hey, Procopi.|- Hello, Procopi.
{18454}{18537}Oh, I'm sorry. He has a nickname|he'd rather be known by.
{18540}{18567}Poupi.
{18593}{18620}Did he just say, "Poop"?
{18622}{18687}Fair suck of the sav,|mate, I can't call you Poupi.
{18690}{18714}What's your last name?
{18923}{18956}It's Kakas.
{19196}{19242}They're laughing at your name.
{19250}{19294}So what? Laughing is good.
{19778}{19841}- Okay! Yeah.|- It's hot.
{19871}{19935}Come, come, come.|I love you beautiful people.
{19938}{19998}All right, everybody,|let's go this way. Come on.
{20001}{20095}Well, I have an exciting day planned.|But, first, listen.
{20098}{20206}Whenever we stop the bus, whether it be|for restrooms or lunch or for touring,
{20209}{20289}the driver or I will lock the bus. So you|can leave whatever you need in there.
{20292}{20357}Cameras, sweaters, handbags, anything.
{20360}{20417}- What about sweaters?|- Anything.
{20419}{20456}- Handbags?|- Yes.
{20458}{20494}Cameras, too?
{20503}{20587}Cameras, too.|Anything, anytime, anywhere.
{20610}{20693}- Anything.|- Come on, Barnaby. Come on.
{20695}{20794}{Y:i}We are now walking through|the tholos. Say it with me? Anyone?
{20797}{20867}{Y:i}Okay. The Greek word "agora"|means a place of gathering,
{20870}{20938}and in ancient times,|this was the heart of Athenian life.
{20941}{20995}Plato and Socrates taught philosophy here.
{20998}{21036}- She still talking?|- It's hot.
{21038}{21065}- Yes.|- Where can we get ice cream?
{21068}{21110}- Is there, like, a mini-mart around here?|- lf you just...
{21113}{21167}I thought this was|the ancient supermarket.
{21170}{21208}- lf you go back to...|- Come, come.
{21210}{21277}I have a surprise for you. Look. Hey!
{21284}{21355}Come, beautiful people. Who wants to be|Zeus and Athena? Please, please, come.
{21358}{21392}- Photo op here.|- Look, he's great.
{21394}{21428}- Come on.|- Hey, can we do that?
{21430}{21487}- I wish I was over there.|- That's cheesy.
{21490}{21526}- That's the good group.|- I want to take a listen.
{21529}{21598}There's a god with a camera. He's a very|clever god. He invented the camera.
{21626}{21701}All right, we're going to|the Temple of Hephaestus now. This way.
{21704}{21796}It's an exciting chapter in history.|Come on, everyone.
{21798}{21861}I'd rather get my picture taken|as Zeus over there.
{21863}{21928}It's this way. Come on.|I know it's hot.
{22003}{22053}The Temple of Hephaestus,
{22055}{22108}- built between 460 and 415...|- In the words of Big Kev, love...
{22110}{22160}- We're excited!|- We're excited!
{22162}{22214}- I'm not sure if they allow beer here.|- Okay, I'll finish it off.
{22217}{22271}- Okay. There's a trash can over there.|- At last some excitement.
{22274}{22329}Built between 460 and 415 B. C...
{22331}{22402}This place looks just like|our Washington, D.C. IHOP.
{22405}{22470}- No, actually, I'm sure it doesn't.|- Hey, Ange, hey, Ange! Ange!
{22474}{22546}Al and his crew could have|this place fixed up in a couple of minutes.
{22549}{22612}Dry wall, new roof, walk-in closets.
{22622}{22661}- Flip that house!|- Flip that house!
{22746}{22789}That's a joke. I'm sure that's a joke,
{22791}{22853}because making it new|would not make it more beautiful.
{22855}{22919}The point is, it's ancient.
{22938}{23005}It's ancient. I mean, look at it.
{23044}{23086}Isn't it magnificent?
{23104}{23210}Come this way, beautiful people.|Nico puts the gloss into Pangloss. Yes?
{23222}{23269}Now come around. Please, come around.|Thank you.
{23271}{23353}So come around, please.|That's the temple there.
{23355}{23401}- It's very nice, yes?|- Yes.
{23403}{23477}Enough culture. Now, souvenirs, yes?
{23479}{23545}Who wants that temple made of soap?
{23572}{23634}- Temple on a rope, yeah?|- Me, please.
{23647}{23688}No, no, that's not authentic.
{23690}{23722}- You don't want that.|- We like those.
{23725}{23796}Hey, Group B.|You want to come shopping with Nico?
{23799}{23839}Nico, what are you doing?
{23842}{23877}No, Group B, you're with me.
{23880}{23949}I've an hour of shopping|scheduled on Day 4.
{23980}{24030}- This way, hon.|- We got everything, my friend.
{24033}{24126}Come this way, follow the pretty ladies.|Hey, beautiful ladies!
{24129}{24188}Meet back at the bus in 40 minutes.
{24264}{24336}Standing in the middle|of culture and history,
{24350}{24466}and they want a 50-50 poly-cotton blend|T-shirt with a picture of a Trojan horse.
{24700}{24763}Why am I spending my life|showing tourists
{24766}{24829}gorgeous ancient ruins|they care nothing about?
{24832}{24936}And Pangloss Tours pays lousy.|They book the worst hotel rooms.
{24938}{25020}I don't have any friends here.|I actually don't know anybody.
{25022}{25084}Really, I haven't had sex in forever.
{25116}{25169}- Forever is a long time.|- Yeah.
{25294}{25345}- You speak English.|- Yes.
{25348}{25384}I do, too.
{25417}{25450}42 euros.
{25471}{25531}That's great. Anybody else?
{25568}{25685}Excellent. Excuse me. Nice to meet you.|Excuse me. Bye.
{25726}{25789}- You must think I'm crazy.|- Yes.
{25813}{25888}Fair enough. Why would you not tell me?
{25897}{25997}I thought you needed to talk.|I have three sisters. So talk.
{26049}{26106}Do you ever question|what you're doing with your life?
{26108}{26154}- No.|- What?
{26162}{26235}- Talk more about the no sex.|- I'm good, thanks.
{26250}{26321}You don't question? Come on,|Greece is the land of philosophers.
{26323}{26406}Yes. But that is their job.|My job is to drive the bus.
{26409}{26451}You know, it pays better.
{26454}{26506}Come on. You don't have a life plan?
{26509}{26560}- How do you plan life?|- What?
{26605}{26673}Come on.|We'll get some coffee and you can talk.
{26676}{26715}What? We're working.
{26718}{26765}Everyone should take the time for a coffee.
{26768}{26845}That is the typical Greek mentality.
{26853}{26917}{Y:i}Woman. Where's your kefi?
{26925}{26975}{Y:i}- I have kefi. I have lots of kefi.|- No.
{26978}{27027}- No, you don't. No.|- Yes, I do.
{27030}{27095}That's why you're so uptight and skinny.
{27126}{27154}Skinny?
{27219}{27281}Look, we're late, so no coffee. Hey.
{27285}{27356}Everybody in Nico's group|has nice vacation.
{27365}{27394}You want to have relation with me?
{27414}{27463}What's that postcard there?
{27466}{27575}Which one? Which side|do you want? The one up above or this one?
{27594}{27646}Oh, that's nice. Good.
{27723}{27754}Group B!
{27790}{27821}Group B!
{27837}{27881}Gather up, Group B.
{27884}{27962}Well, we're a little behind schedule.|A lot. So...
{27965}{28019}I picked up something|that we can eat on the bus.
{28022}{28076}And it is a special treat.
{28084}{28128}{Y:i}- What is that?|- It's souvlaki.
{28130}{28205}- It's meat on a stick.|- What kind of meat is that?
{28211}{28245}It looks like poodle.
{28274}{28321}- That's not right.|- It's not poodle.
{28323}{28413}Hey. Hey, come to the Hard Rock Cafe.|It's very Greek.
{28416}{28460}- Dude, Hard Rock!|- Come! Come on.
{28462}{28513}Chicken fingers and French fries!
{28553}{28581}No, no.
{28617}{28673}{Y:i}I have souvlaki.|Why would you want to... That...
{28673}{28684}{Y:i}I have souvlaki.|Why would you want to... That...
{28688}{28738}Yeah. Get a Greek salad.
{28760}{28828}Hard Rock.|Doesn't sound very Greek to me.
{28890}{29004}- Hi, it's Caitlin, right? Having fun?|- No.
{29032}{29100}- Well, what are you listening to?|- Nothing.
{29110}{29201}- When are we going to the beach?|- That's not on my itinerary.
{29209}{29256}Of course not. This sucks.
{29292}{29333}Sorry about that.
{29335}{29436}My daughter's chronically unhappy.|It's not her fault. It's a genetic thing.
{29439}{29479}Hansdorf syndrome.
{29502}{29552}Mr. Tullen, I'm so sorry.
{29807}{29853}Okay, let's learn some|more Greek.
{29855}{29950}{Y:i}Kalispera, kalispera, everyone.|That's Greek for, "Good evening."
{29986}{30021}Can you say it with me?
{30108}{30168}Wow. Are you sure you're not Greek?
{30878}{30912}Hey, Georgia.
{31085}{31174}I'm sorry. I got sunblock in my eye.|Do you have any drops?
{31182}{31208}I do.
{31649}{31757}This way, please. Beautiful people.|Ladies and gentlemen, this way, please.
{31760}{31801}What is this place?
{31811}{31866}Hey, hey, hey, Georgia, Georgia.
{31886}{31946}- You're staying there?|- Aren't you?
{31953}{32041}No way! Great hotel. Best chain in Greece.
{32070}{32120}This way, please, Canadians.
{32147}{32195}Everybody got your luggage?
{32198}{32243}Wow. What a dump.
{32294}{32381}Only about three at a time are|gonna fit in this elevator.
{32386}{32472}Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room.|I'm ovulating. Like, now.
{32474}{32569}Kimmy, you know I can't perform|on command like that. That's not natural.
{32606}{32637}Get into them. It's duck's guts.
{32640}{32704}Crack open a tinny, love. After all|that yakking, you must be bloody thirsty.
{32720}{32750}Actually, I'm a lightweight.
{32753}{32838}One drink and I'm looking|for a bellman to make out with.
{32869}{32932}- That was a joke.|- You're not funny.
{32946}{32977}I've heard.
{33066}{33133}Just a converter?|Yeah, that's no problem at all.
{33136}{33189}Okay, I can get you water,|and do you need anything?
{33243}{33270}Here we go. Okay.
{33273}{33331}Come on, Barnaby. That's right. In you go.
{33334}{33369}There you go.
{34132}{34193}Your elevator is broken.
{34223}{34259}Anthony Quinn.
{34499}{34549}We have to take the stairs.
{34605}{34663}- Why?|- Because it's Greece.
{34742}{34807}{Y:i}In the movie Zorba the Greek, the scene|where Alan Bates and Anthony Quinn
{34810}{34890}have just lost all their life savings.|What do they do? They dance.
{34941}{35013}That's the way this whole country works.|Or doesn't.
{35016}{35045}If the shower doesn't work...
{35075}{35102}I'm sorry.
{35123}{35149}...they dance.
{35151}{35209}{Y:i}Or you want a little privacy,
{35286}{35317}they dance.
{35328}{35424}I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry.|Not that sorry.
{35437}{35496}Or, God forbid, the toilet breaks...
{35552}{35600}Oh, flapjacks.
{35603}{35645}...you get the Greek philosophy.
{35647}{35698}"Relax, pee outside.
{35701}{35771}"Maybe it is your destiny|to write a poem about the sky."
{35792}{35835}And then they dance.
{35874}{35985}You know, Greece was|a happening place 2,500 years ago.
{35994}{36065}It was the birthplace of art|and democracy and philosophy.
{36067}{36124}And then they discovered the nap.
{36290}{36380}This country's disregard for rules|and order is just sloppy.
{36466}{36534}What is with this hair? Is it a full moon?
{36611}{36745}You know, you've all just got to get|your act together and stop dancing.
{36822}{36882}Where's my fleabag of a room?
{37046}{37078}It's fixed.
{37270}{37296}Yeah.
{38229}{38258}Now what?
{38408}{38466}- Maria!|- Georgia, darling.
{38469}{38508}I'm up to my ears in work here.
{38510}{38593}Greece has|the most beautiful accommodation.
{38627}{38674}Like, first-class hotels with, like,
{38677}{38721}your own swimming pool in your room.
{38723}{38776}How do you find these crappy joints?
{38778}{38817}Lucky I find somewhere.
{38819}{38873}Yeah, you try finding a hotel|on the budget.
{38875}{38904}Maria...
{39054}{39093}Dear Maria,
{39128}{39230}you are my only friend in Greece.|And you bite the big one.
{39260}{39297}After this tour,
{39393}{39421}I quit.
{39490}{39526}Love, Georgia.
{39640}{39710}Breakfast is on negative one,|down one floor.
{39718}{39748}Oh, cool.
{39866}{39936}Would you please mail this for me?|Certified.
{39962}{40073}- I am on my coffee break.|- Of course. Look, I have to go.
{40499}{40573}- 11 euros.|- What? That's like $20.
{40592}{40705}You know, there are other ways to pay.
{41019}{41061}Does that ever work?
{41089}{41172}How many women have|actually slept with you for postage?
{41249}{41274}Four.
{41296}{41319}Oh.
{41342}{41377}I'll just pay.
{42113}{42193}So we have here a beautiful church.|It's very Greek.
{42201}{42293}But you have ice creams, so we skip. Yes?
{42296}{42333}- Yeah.|- Okay, souvenirs, yes?
{42336}{42379}- Yeah!|- You like the vacation so far?
{42387}{42445}rocks cut in the Byzantine era.
{42477}{42551}There are references to this church|in a very old document
{42554}{42611}{Y:i}called the Praktikon of Athens.
{42614}{42671}Take a glance and look around|at some of the murals.
{42674}{42783}The oldest parts of St. Marina's date back|to the 11th to 12th century B.C.
{42898}{42985}Anybody else want a pamphlet?|Anybody? Want a pamphlet?
{43004}{43050}Yes. Of course not.
{43052}{43109}Kimmy, do you see what I see?
{43201}{43285}That would be a great place for snacks|in the rec room.
{43331}{43416}- Do you think it's for sale?|- Everything's got its price.
{43430}{43480}Let's go find that preacher.
{43505}{43549}I think they call him a rabbi here.
{43552}{43610}We have to have photographs|so people will believe we were here.
{43613}{43656}Who won't believe we were here?
{43658}{43713}Well, Donald and Peggy for a start. What?
{43716}{43770}Why don't you all get in there?
{43773}{43810}Oh, that's very good of you.|Thank you very much.
{43813}{43836}You're welcome.
{43839}{43869}MR. TULLEN: He's going to take|our photograph.
{43871}{43912}Okay, here we go.
{43949}{44032}One, two, three.
{44055}{44117}Four, five, six...
{44119}{44151}Sorry, how high are you going?
{44154}{44228}I'm going to keep counting|until the kid cracks a smile.
{44230}{44311}Forgot where I left off. Gotta start again.
{44324}{44353}One, two...
{44355}{44412}Just take the picture, you idiot.
{44515}{44557}There you go, kiddo.
{44622}{44657}Oh, my God!
{44676}{44706}DR. TULLEN: Georgia!
{44757}{44817}Hey, Poupi, if anybody's looking...|When did you shave?
{44820}{44913}- Never mind. I'm not here, okay? I'm just...|- Georgia. Georgia.
{44916}{44970}I cannot put up with that twit any longer.
{44973}{45039}- Why not? I have to.|- Now you're being rude.
{45042}{45122}Yes, fine, I'm rude and boring|and not funny. Yes, I know!
{45125}{45216}If you keep that tone with me,|I shall be forced to call your superiors.
{45218}{45260}Okay, you know what?
{45262}{45320}If you have a grievance, use these.
{45322}{45395}- Your evaluation forms. Take one.|- Don't think I won't.
{45398}{45447}I usually hand these out|at the end of the trip.
{45450}{45510}But this will give you four more days|to complain about me.
{45513}{45561}Hey, hand them out to everybody.
{45564}{45612}What's Greek for "bipolar"?
{45670}{45755}Hey. Enough. Your jokes aren't funny.
{45818}{45909}You know, my wife and I have|taken tours for 20 years.
{45922}{45988}This one, gotta be the worst.
{45990}{46024}Here we go again. Yeah, yeah,
{46026}{46111}- I know, yeah, I stink, I wrecked Greece.|- It's the worst because my wife is not here.
{46114}{46170}- And it's just not the same.|- Well, you know what? If I were her,
{46174}{46210}I wouldn't be here with you, either.
{46213}{46289}I'm sure she's spending her vacation|somewhere...
{46571}{46608}I'm so sorry.
{47098}{47164}You know what?|I think we should just go shopping.
{47166}{47251}- Lovely. Just what we wanted, wasn't it?|- Okay.
{47268}{47324}Nice bit of shopping.|DR. TULLEN: I can finish this later.
{47334}{47399}- I know a good place for shopping.|- Fine.
{47494}{47536}Look at this stuff.
{47575}{47613}No, no, no.
{47721}{47744}Peekaboo!
{47850}{47874}Do you like the gold?
{47893}{47916}I love that.
{47919}{48022}She doesn't have any arms so she makes|up for it by showing her breasts, honey.
{48025}{48048}Really?
{48254}{48298}Eat hearty, men.
{48301}{48384}- For tonight we dine in Greece!|- In Greece!
{48557}{48605}- What was his name?|- Who?
{48638}{48682}When it's over,|some women cut their hair.
{48685}{48732}Some women run away to Greece. So...
{48734}{48809}I did not move to Greece|because of some man.
{48830}{48889}- Why? Who'd you shave for?|- Georgia!
{48912}{48939}Georgia, come here,|come here, come here!
{48942}{49001}I don't think I like|what's going on around here.
{49059}{49109}Georgia! We need you. Just, real...|We need you!
{49112}{49169}- Okay.|- What did you call my wife?
{49187}{49217}What's going on? What's going on?
{49219}{49321}Look, this guy here is charging everybody|else one price for the dingle nut
{49323}{49415}and he's charging me and my wife|two extra euros. That's what, fellow.
{49418}{49453}It's just cultural interaction.
{49456}{49540}He offers you a price and then|he expects you to offer him a price back.
{49542}{49600}You know, it's just... It's called bargaining.
{49602}{49670}- It's called "rip-off."|- Thank you very much.
{49729}{49789}- What did he just call me?|- No, no, no. He wants me to translate.
{49818}{49907}You fat tourists.
{49910}{49949}My tourist friends.
{49952}{50012}I could give you idiots
{50015}{50073}authentic Greek items made|by my grandmother.
{50076}{50177}He could give you handmade authentic|items made by his grandmother.
{50184}{50265}But you dummies|want this cheap crap.
{50267}{50302}You have good taste.
{50305}{50351}This junk is made in Korea.
{50354}{50383}Things are made in Corinth.
{50386}{50421}By prisoners.
{50424}{50458}By friends.
{50461}{50489}For you, I'll double the price.
{50492}{50521}I can make you a good price.
{50524}{50589}Yeah, that's what we want|right there, fellow.
{50591}{50649}And to your guide, a kickback.
{50652}{50676}What?
{50678}{50732}Kick back and enjoy your stay.
{50746}{50775}- Okay?|- Okay.
{50778}{50801}How much do you want for it?
{50803}{50833}Twenty Euros.
{50835}{50860}20 euros.
{50862}{50923}- Is that good?|- Yeah, now that sounds more reasonable.
{50926}{50953}- Okay.|- Okay.
{50956}{50989}Okay. Okay.
{51175}{51233}- Nobody touches Big Al's hottie.|- Thank you.
{51236}{51281}- Dirty greaseball.|- Bye.
{51339}{51381}How much are these?
{51384}{51489}Oh, good heavens. They're far too|expensive. Can't possibly afford that.
{51651}{51718}Oh, yeah, we're getting checked out, dude.
{51727}{51789}- Really?|- Yeah, the Spanish divorcees.
{51810}{51909}It's only a matter of time before|they start coming around. Hello.
{51938}{51984}- Dude, behind you.|- What?
{52019}{52093}They're checking out|the community shower thing.
{52129}{52181}It's like Fourth of July|at Elton John's house.
{52183}{52230}Okay. They want a show?
{52232}{52314}Let's show the Spaniards|a little American showmanship.
{52818}{52891}It doesn't count|if you're on vacation, right?
{52966}{53031}What is it with tourists and ice cream?
{53034}{53119}They had some this morning,|then again after lunch,
{53134}{53220}and now again with the $4 cones.|I don't get it. You, too?
{53278}{53348}- No, thank you.|- This for you to give to him.
{53542}{53573}Okay, fine.
{53811}{53856}I sort of got you this.
{53893}{53937}Thanks, but no thanks.
{54090}{54126}That is tasty.
{54514}{54565}I'm sorry about this morning.
{54698}{54782}You know, I was a much nicer guy|when my wife was alive.
{54823}{54870}She died three years ago.
{54901}{54997}She used to say to me,|"They don't know you're kidding, Irv."
{55051}{55157}She would say, "You're not as funny|as you think you are," just like you.
{55199}{55257}It's nice you had a good marriage.
{55267}{55307}We fought every day.
{55330}{55393}I took her to Egypt. We fought all day
{55403}{55525}about whether the pyramids|were "majestic" or "magnificent."
{55595}{55629}It was magic.
{55686}{55729}Twenty-eight years.
{55754}{55857}I woke up every day smiling.
{55890}{55964}- I could live with that.|- You got the potential.
{55978}{56078}All you gotta do is let it happen.|You know, relax. Open up.
{56107}{56180}- I'm open.|- You're open? Look at you.
{56199}{56272}You're as tight as my Aunt Gladys' ass.
{56296}{56361}- Hey.|- Open up. Open.
{56413}{56508}- Be alert. Be like...|- Like this. Like this?
{56538}{56597}Okay. I'm open, yay!
{56626}{56659}Oh, no, no!
{56682}{56746}Come on, Irv, look what you made me do.
{56797}{56877}- Okay, that's a keeper.|- Okay. So here's what we do.
{56879}{56957}You get some kerosene.|You pour it on the stain.
{56959}{57008}- Yeah.|- Keep it there for about an hour.
{57010}{57034}Mmm-hmm.
{57037}{57120}And then you light that sucker on fire|and buy something nice.
{57120}{57141}And then you light that sucker on fire|and buy something nice.
{57158}{57220}All right. I have to gather the group.
{57254}{57313}- We're good?|- We're better.
{57358}{57383}Okay.
{57451}{57509}Group B! Group B, everybody.
{57522}{57619}Everybody. I hope everyone enjoyed their|ice cream. I ate some. I'm wearing some.
{57622}{57684}Let's get on the bus and sweat it off.
{57705}{57763}Has anybody seen Dorcas? Anybody?
{57771}{57824}All right. We'll wait for her.
{58153}{58249}I'd like to apologize for|my unprofessional attitude this morning.
{58257}{58358}Have you ever had one of those days?|Actually, it's been about a year.
{58366}{58408}- Yes, Irv.|- Me, too.
{58421}{58513}I would like to apologize to everybody.|It was my medication.
{58515}{58581}I take Preparation H, 'cause I'm an asshole.
{58624}{58687}Wait for me. Thank you, Georgie.
{58690}{58791}I'm the last one. Okay, Poupi, let's go.|Ooh! I'm spent!
{58821}{58870}I got these for you, girls.
{58890}{58984}- It's too much.|- No. They cost nothing.
{59162}{59203}Drive, Poupi, drive!
{59382}{59456}Hey! Who's seen the Olympics on TV?
{59537}{59626}Well, we're going to Olympia,|the site of the very first Olympics.
{59629}{59693}The ancient games began in 776 B.C.
{59706}{59752}Now, all through the era of the Pisatans...
{59754}{59831}Flapjack, you want to race me|Michael Johnson style?
{59834}{59891}...the Olympic games took place|every five years.
{59921}{59953}Here's something interesting.
{59955}{60045}Until they were abolished|from 393 until 426 A.D.
{60070}{60113}And then in 1896...
{60156}{60229}Well, that's about the year|I started to stink.
{60593}{60672}I know every fact and every figure|about this place.
{60682}{60757}I mean, I love it here.|And they just want to have fun.
{60759}{60820}And I get it,|but I don't know how to make this job fun.
{60822}{60889}Well, if you call it a job, it ain't fun.
{60902}{60999}I mean, look at porn stars. They get to|schtup all day. They should be happy.
{61002}{61065}You never hear about a happy porn star.
{61068}{61142}I had the best job in the whole world.
{61194}{61237}You were a porn star?
{61326}{61400}- No, really, were you?|- I was an ice-cream taster.
{61403}{61474}- Get out.|- Thirty-five years.
{61489}{61577}- I wish I had that job.|- That's what my friends used to say.
{61595}{61692}But then Elinor got sick.
{61747}{61805}I had to take care of her and...
{61833}{61892}She always wanted to come to Greece.
{62001}{62108}Hey. Yesterday, I quit. This is my last tour.
{62193}{62262}Well, it's my last tour, too.
{62356}{62474}Georgie! How did these columns fall over?
{62487}{62546}Well, there were two earthquakes|in the 5th and 6th century...
{62621}{62718}The columns fell over from the incredible|pull of Ulysses' love.
{62728}{62752}Oh!
{62754}{62799}Isn't that sweet?
{62874}{62916}- Better.|- Better?
{62918}{62978}Looks like a short stack fell over.
{62990}{63027}Come on, Barnaby.
{63199}{63269}Hey, does everybody know|about the Olympic torch?
{63272}{63308}This way. Come on, this way.
{63311}{63396}Okay. That flame that you saw|being passed around the world
{63399}{63466}is first lit by a reflection from the sun.
{63483}{63566}All right, now, this is the palestra.
{63584}{63651}This is where the athletes would wrestle.
{64118}{64147}What?
{64150}{64225}Do you need anything?|Medicine or anything at all?
{64234}{64269}Doing okay? Hey!
{64330}{64415}- You really are listening to nothing.|- The battery died.
{64431}{64475}We forgot the charger.
{64512}{64550}This trip sucks.
{64578}{64606}Caitlin?
{64646}{64710}It's okay. And I understand.
{64729}{64793}- What is it you understand?|- Oh, well...
{64808}{64867}- The genetic thing.|- What thing?
{64882}{64941}Sorry, your husband told me|about the thing
{64943}{65000}that makes your daughter prickly.
{65024}{65065}Hansdorf syndrome.
{65155}{65263}Hansdorf is my maiden name.
{65385}{65429}That's a coincidence.
{65458}{65486}DR. TULLEN: Stuart.
{65492}{65543}How dare you insult me|in front of that woman?
{65546}{65580}It was a joke, dear. Good heavens!
{65582}{65635}- DR. TULLEN: How could you possibly say...|- Why don't you just lighten up?
{66183}{66253}Beautiful ladies,|don't forget to smash the plates.
{66256}{66294}- Yeah?|- Very Greek.
{66297}{66339}Everybody. Everybody.
{66348}{66416}The newspaper says|it's gonna rain tomorrow.
{66464}{66494}And the good part is?
{66497}{66566}If we all think good thoughts,|maybe we'll get some nice weather.
{66569}{66595}Are you listening, God?
{66598}{66660}You don't have to shout,|I'm sitting right here.
{66662}{66765}{Y:i}Blue skies shining on me
{66806}{66830}One, two, three!
{66883}{66908}No!
{66919}{66950}- Here you go.|- Come on!
{66953}{66999}No, no, no!
{67026}{67119}I'm ever so sorry,|but that Nico said it was a Greek tradition.
{67138}{67188}- It's okay.|- Okay.
{67235}{67286}Kimmy, stop doing the dishes|and get over here.
{67289}{67345}Sue, bung your Khy Pass over here,|have a crack at the foosball.
{67401}{67465}- 10 euros.|- Don't worry. Leave it to me.
{67542}{67647}I say, that was ever such fun.|We did enjoy it. You are wonderful.
{67650}{67716}Hello. Hello, lovely lady. Thank you.
{67734}{67767}Silly twit.
{67873}{67962}Dorcas, here's the deal.|You gotta stop with the stealing.
{67985}{68049}- I'm sorry.|- Okay. Okay.
{68087}{68189}Okay. You're a lovely woman.|I really don't mean to judge in any way.
{68198}{68241}It's just that people are going to|start to notice...
{68244}{68312}That's my cell phone.|And somehow, you got it out of here.
{68314}{68379}I just want to ask... Wow! You're good.
{68430}{68478}Actually, it was only 10.
{68485}{68552}Well, waste not, want not, is what I say.
{68559}{68590}All right.
{68666}{68810}{Y:i}Nothing but blue skies|from now on
{68860}{68917}I wish I could be happy like you.
{68924}{68983}God, you've gotta get more sex.
{68997}{69068}- Irv...|- I'm sorry, but what is it with you?
{69070}{69116}Don't you have a boyfriend?
{69118}{69170}I'm on a tour bus, like, six days a week.
{69173}{69263}Well, you gotta get in touch|with your wild thing.
{69311}{69378}I think we can get in here|and just touch on everything...
{69381}{69460}Actually, there's someone|I'm kind of interested in.
{69478}{69509}At the bar.
{69588}{69636}- Yes.|- Really?
{69639}{69670}Go for it.
{69895}{69965}Just make sure it's zoned for a parking lot.
{70062}{70098}I like daisies.
{70141}{70181}I'll call you back.
{70186}{70217}So do I.
{70234}{70281}Two Metaxa tonics, Nick.
{70283}{70293}So you work at an IHOP?
{70293}{70328}So you work at an IHOP?
{70345}{70411}Yeah, well, I mean, that makes it sound|like I'm a waiter, you know.
{70414}{70471}I'm the number one|corporate representative for IHOP.
{70474}{70534}I sold 100 franchises last year.
{70537}{70621}We're expanding Ohio,|if you're looking for an investment.
{70624}{70673}How do we say, "Cheers"?
{70692}{70730}{Y:i}We say, "ya mas, to our health."
{70862}{70933}So what do you do for fun?
{70942}{70971}For fun?
{71034}{71061}Syrup.
{71102}{71168}I collect vintage syrups.
{71191}{71299}Yeah. Some people are|into art or wines, you know.
{71302}{71377}I'm into vintage syrups.|Not too old. When you say "vintage,"
{71379}{71449}you think, "Oh, my God,|the guy's drinking syrup from 1912."
{71452}{71512}No. The oldest I have is 1948.
{71515}{71590}So it's post-war, but it's still really special.
{71594}{71681}I mean, it's still edible. You can pote it.|It's potent, potable? Potable?
{71684}{71708}{Y:i}I never watch Jeopardy!
{71710}{71775}Anyway, so the thing that|I like about syrup is it's sweet,
{71778}{71812}no matter how bad your day is.
{71814}{71892}...a German waffle,|but there's also a French crepe.
{71894}{71934}I mean, we had to have|a whole meeting in Iowa,
{71937}{71989}because the waitresses|were calling them "craps."
{71991}{72072}And no one wants to eat crap|so much anymore.
{72074}{72102}Sometimes in Mississippi.
{72105}{72154}But usually you find that|people don't want to have
{72157}{72239}a food that's not appetizingly named,|you know.
{72242}{72326}That's why I love any kind|of an international flair.
{72329}{72423}Swedish crepes. It just automatically|sounds better. It's exotic.
{72426}{72520}My favorite, though, natural.|Pecans, coconut, which is so, so good.
{72522}{72619}It's very, very fattening, and... Not that|I have anything against fat people.
{72622}{72667}Fat people are our biggest demographic.
{72670}{72733}I bought two houses in Florida|off of fat people. God bless them.
{73037}{73146}- MR. TULLEN: Good morning.|- Good morning. Hi. Good morning.
{73149}{73172}Mmm-hmm.
{73205}{73299}Georgia. Did I see you on a date last night?
{73321}{73409}- How was it?|- Well, I now know the history of syrup.
{73411}{73448}Hey, that was fun last night.
{73451}{73509}- Maple trees rock.|- Yeah, they do.
{73520}{73543}Mmm-hmm.
{73554}{73624}Please, to the left here,|thank you very much.
{73638}{73676}I see you enjoy Greece, eh?
{73678}{73723}- Yeah.|- Yeah? For you.
{73734}{73759}Thanks!
{73762}{73833}Hey, listen, I can't buy for everybody, so...
{73842}{73910}- Yeah. What does it say?|- "I love Greece."
{73942}{74045}I do, bro! Awesome! Thank you, man!
{74078}{74115}- Let me help you.|- Pardon?
{74118}{74143}I'm just helping you.
{74146}{74192}- Louder, please.|- I'm just helping you.
{74194}{74264}- No! I can manage. Really.|- Okay.
{74266}{74309}- Thank you.|- All right.
{74364}{74421}Your group. Losers.
{74474}{74506}"What? What?"
{74583}{74625}"So hot. So hot."
{74627}{74676}"How much is this? How much is that?"
{74907}{74950}Hello, everybody.
{74953}{74978}Hey!
{75006}{75072}Don't diss my group. They're nice people.
{75095}{75180}It's so cold in here.
{75349}{75409}That's everyone. Except the Americans.
{75412}{75509}Al, just think. This course|could be thousands of years old.
{75550}{75621}Well, I wonder if Jesus ever played here.
{75633}{75670}Big Al. Kim.
{75711}{75808}You know how you like to get up|in front of everybody and bore us?
{75810}{75848}Please go on.
{75850}{75954}I have a very exciting idea.|Why don't you try entertaining everybody?
{75957}{75993}Irv, how am I gonna do that?
{75996}{76072}History has got a lot of dirty stories.
{76126}{76159}Sex sells.
{76426}{76485}Well, it turned out to be|a beautiful day.
{76507}{76560}Thanks for the nice weather, Irv.
{76596}{76620}Good on you, Irv.
{76623}{76717}I thought you were joking last night.|You got some power, fellow.
{76720}{76797}Irv, do you think you could bless Barnaby?
{76799}{76855}Maybe he'd move a bit faster.
{76858}{76963}I bless you in the name of Socrates,|Hippocrates and feta cheese.
{76977}{77024}- Hallelujah.|- Hallelujah.
{77027}{77091}This is appropriate,|because we're headed to Delphi,
{77094}{77159}which is the most mystical spot|in all of Greece.
{77162}{77255}In ancient times, the oracle of Delphi|would answer questions
{77258}{77347}for kings and commoners, like,|"Who should I vote for?"
{77375}{77417}Or other stuff.
{77499}{77577}Like, "Shall I take a lover?"
{77580}{77629}- Hey, look out.|- Hello.
{77646}{77701}That's what we're talking about.
{77711}{77782}- Now, the oracle was a virgin.|- Here we go.
{77785}{77881}And she was dressed in flowing gowns|of sheer silk.
{77913}{77976}Some say she wore nothing at all.
{77978}{78016}Hey, I like that.
{78041}{78067}Oh, my.
{78069}{78126}And then she would inhale|the sacred vapors.
{78129}{78200}- Louder, please.|- And she would go into raptures.
{78202}{78304}- Louder.|- She would say, "Oh, Zeus, take my body.
{78322}{78418}"Oh, Zeus, fill me with your wisdom.
{78432}{78520}"Oh, Zeus, my body is your vessel.
{78630}{78696}"Take me! Take me! Take me!"
{78754}{78785}Poupi!
{79069}{79120}- Caitlin, are you all right?|- I dropped my phone.
{79122}{79156}- Everybody all right?|- Yeah.
{79158}{79239}Alive! Alive! Please, alive, everybody.
{79317}{79349}Okay. Okay.
{79358}{79411}Everybody, let's get off the bus, okay?|Everybody.
{79427}{79465}Okay, it's gonna be|about 20 more minutes.
{79468}{79540}Irv, Olga, Svetlana? You okay?|You're alive.
{79569}{79616}- Is everybody okay?|- Everybody's fine.
{79619}{79689}Everybody's fine,|and we got a good story out of it.
{79692}{79764}You know, this whole thing happened|'cause he was staring at you, Angie.
{79767}{79849}- Who?|- Poupi. Up there.
{79875}{79938}Creepy driver, checking out the goats.
{79944}{80027}Angie, everyone on the bus|has a different word for it.
{80030}{80082}I call it "mysterious."
{80085}{80153}Personally, I think he shaved his neck|just for you.
{80155}{80219}- What?|- He's a nice guy, go talk to him.
{80222}{80269}Yeah, he's quiet, but he's nice.
{80272}{80358}Fine. Yeah, sometimes he's nice,|but mostly he just makes me mad.
{80361}{80435}Hot, not mad.|It's been so long, you forgot the difference.
{80438}{80501}- Okay. Smile, he feels terrible.|- Come on.
{80503}{80556}He's the one not wearing the bell.
{80558}{80601}- Work it. Whoo!|- Kimmy.
{80966}{81010}Sorry about your bus.
{81062}{81168}You distracted me.|I could have killed you. All of us.
{81183}{81251}- I was just trying to have fun.|- Oh, well...
{81302}{81345}That's good, I guess.
{81401}{81436}The first day,
{81463}{81556}you asked me if I wonder|what I'm doing with my life. Right?
{81561}{81610}- Yeah.|- Maybe I can explain.
{81654}{81703}What do you call that guy?
{81718}{81822}He goes in front of people|and waves his dick around.
{81850}{81897}We called him Uncle Phil.
{81914}{81961}What? No. No.
{81968}{82021}He's in front of the people|who play the music.
{82023}{82080}Stick! That's a conductor.
{82082}{82148}Right. Right. A conductor. He comes out.
{82167}{82223}- He waves his stick.|- His stick.
{82238}{82329}And people get to hear|the most beautiful sounds in the world.
{82341}{82441}He hears the music up close.|He feels it in his bones.
{82469}{82538}And that's what my job is like. I sit there.
{82546}{82616}I turn the wheel this way. Turn that way.
{82624}{82713}And before me comes this great vision.|Always beautiful.
{82746}{82784}The scenery
{82819}{82888}is frozen.
{82917}{82951}Frozen music.
{83022}{83064}And you know what I like?
{83066}{83125}You got the best seat in the house.
{83150}{83175}Yes.
{83742}{83773}Thank you.
{83800}{83860}I like your passion for our history.
{83874}{83929}But you are too busy looking up.
{83977}{84009}Look here.
{84115}{84172}I know, I'm touching your chests.
{84182}{84211}Good.
{84448}{84519}What happened with the pancake man|last night?
{84521}{84550}Nothing.
{84586}{84611}Good.
{84750}{84785}Yeah!
{85044}{85094}You can do it. Come on.
{85154}{85231}Take deep breaths of|the healing powers of Delphi.
{85244}{85297}Better than my workout at Curves.
{85320}{85380}- Trick or treat?|- It's quite good, actually.
{85382}{85424}- Come on.|- Georgia,
{85444}{85514}it's beautiful, but, come on,|so is an escalator.
{85516}{85570}This is a very spiritual place.
{85572}{85650}You can actually feel the energy|coming from the ground.
{85652}{85730}Do you feel it? This is the temple of Apollo
{85752}{85807}and the sanctuary of the oracle.
{85816}{85852}Come on, Barnaby.
{85858}{85928}Now, the Pythia, or the oracle,|was hidden from everyone
{85931}{86021}except for the high priest.|And she would crouch behind him,
{86024}{86079}she was hidden,|and she would answer questions.
{86082}{86134}Like, she would go,
{86170}{86248}"The oracle is in. Any questions?"
{86269}{86300}Wasn't she a virgin?
{86328}{86367}- How's that?|- Yeah.
{86384}{86430}Then maybe you better do it.
{86432}{86489}Yeah, go on Irv. You go in there.
{86504}{86568}You can't spell virgin without l-R-V.
{86600}{86670}All right,|the oracle is open.
{86676}{86706}- Anybody got a question?|- Yes.
{86708}{86775}Are my legs good enough for a miniskirt?
{86792}{86831}Hubba-hubba.
{86853}{86901}I've got a serious question.
{86904}{86956}Am I ever gonna get|cell reception up here?
{86959}{87028}Turn the damn phone off.|This is a vacation.
{87042}{87097}- I know that. All right.|- Guys.
{87103}{87147}She's got one. Yeah.
{87173}{87227}Why did my husband cheat on me?
{87244}{87292}It wasn't you he cheated.
{87310}{87419}Some men cheat themselves|out of living a life with a woman they love.
{87472}{87503}Thank you.
{87556}{87581}Okay.
{87610}{87680}I've always wanted to start a family, but...
{87713}{87788}Well, Big Al is|just gonna come out and say it.
{87815}{87848}I'm scared.
{87879}{87951}Being a parent is the best thing|in the world.
{87961}{88056}And I guarantee you,|you're gonna be a great dad.
{88100}{88140}- See?|- Thanks, Irv.
{88154}{88246}Irvacle. What is it? Orvacle.
{88248}{88284}Well, go on, Caitlin, ask a question.
{88286}{88333}- Go on. Go on.|- No.
{88376}{88411}Will my daughter ever stop sulking?
{88414}{88473}Will my parents ever stop fighting?
{88491}{88566}Parents sometimes forget|that they're an example.
{88728}{88759}Thank you.
{88796}{88867}Look, basically,|I gotta take a Johnny Riddle.
{88870}{88909}Siph the pyth.
{88912}{88949}- Where's the gents'?|- Yeah.
{88952}{89011}- Oh! The men's room.|- Yeah. God.
{89013}{89072}It's right up there. Oracle closed.
{89086}{89121}Yay! Good job.
{89255}{89324}I got a bar. I got a bar! I lost it.
{89680}{89736}Hi, Oracle.
{89771}{89871}I can't start something when|I'm about to leave this country. Right?
{89880}{89939}- I mean, it's...|- What are you doing?
{89951}{90000}I'm looking for something.
{90013}{90068}- What?|- My dignity.
{90124}{90151}- Georgia.|- What?
{90153}{90261}You're looking for obstacles|rather than looking for magic.
{90666}{90725}- This place is great.|- I felt a vibe.
{90729}{90772}I'm so happy to hear that.
{90775}{90823}Barnaby, do come on.
{90852}{90891}Oh, my God!
{90938}{90974}Barnaby!
{90976}{91035}- What?|- Barnaby!
{91037}{91072}What? What?
{91075}{91132}He hasn't got his walker.
{91219}{91267}It's the healing powers of Delphi.
{91269}{91318}No, it was Irv.
{91320}{91387}You heard him bless Barnaby on the bus.
{91389}{91435}He's a miracle worker.
{91445}{91495}Maybe he's a god of Delphi.
{91504}{91578}I'm not a god.|That's just a rumor my mother started.
{91634}{91699}- Okay.|- To the bus!
{91702}{91779}- To the bus!|- Irvinator.
{91876}{91923}Sexy! Very nice.
{91971}{92024}- Let's go again!|- Again! Again!
{92032}{92102}I've never even seen|this kind of alcohol before!
{92300}{92354}- You look beautiful!|- Oh! Thank you.
{92356}{92406}- Is it new?|- No, I had it.
{92443}{92484}Do I have a tag? Anywhere?
{92487}{92518}- No.|- Okay.
{92557}{92585}Poupi?
{92640}{92705}You ever kill a man?
{92907}{92935}- He nodded.|- He didn't nod!
{92938}{92976}- I saw him nod.|- Look, a nod is that.
{92979}{93036}- That's $700.|- He didn't... No. Bet's off.
{93039}{93074}No, I saw him nod.
{93115}{93162}You looking for somebody?
{93196}{93221}No.
{93228}{93272}Really? Me, neither.
{93384}{93523}Irv, don't you think everyone in the group|seems healthier and alive?
{93554}{93605}- Yes, I do.|- It's Delphi.
{93659}{93699}Or maybe you're God?
{93702}{93730}- Georgia.|- Yeah?
{93732}{93799}I haven't made a number two|since Chicago.
{93803}{93867}If I was God, I would fix that first.
{93869}{93927}Okay, maybe you're not the God,|but maybe you're a Greek god.
{93929}{93960}Like Zeus or Apollo.
{93963}{93990}- That's true.|- Yeah.
{93992}{94038}- No, no. No, I'm Zeus.|- I knew it.
{94040}{94115}I'm Zeus.|I'm casting a spell on you and Poupi.
{94141}{94227}- Irv, you know what? I can't.|- That's it.
{94236}{94282}- Where are you going?|- I'm going to bed.
{94284}{94380}But the guy that you're not looking for|went that way.
{94404}{94431}- Okay.|- Georgia.
{94434}{94459}What?
{94474}{94527}I think you have a bigger problem.
{94529}{94564}Yeah, Greece!
{94633}{94656}Oh!
{94816}{94839}Oh...
{94940}{94974}Hey, Gator!
{94997}{95032}Hey! Georgia!
{95034}{95104}Georgia, I've been kicking|these guys' asses!
{95109}{95156}- Asses!|- Asses.
{95174}{95211}Hey, where'd you get this shirt?
{95214}{95248}- You like it?|- Yeah.
{95251}{95298}- That guy Nico gave it to me.|- Yeah.
{95300}{95361}- He's so cool!|- And it's got Greek writing on it.
{95364}{95441}- Yeah! It's got, "I love Greece!"|- Yeah, it says...
{95723}{95755}Excuse me.
{95760}{95826}- Greek toes taste funny to you, hey?|- Yes.
{95854}{95878}No, no, no, no.
{95907}{95930}Orgy!
{95951}{95993}I get the tour guide!
{96042}{96069}Gator!
{96121}{96156}Fifty on Gator.
{96160}{96187}Gator!
{96737}{96789}- Hello.|- Hello.
{96820}{96863}- You want to sit?|- Yes.
{96867}{96915}- Let me.|- Thank you.
{96988}{97131}I just wanted to tell you that I really liked|what you said today about driving the bus.
{97208}{97244}It was poetry.
{97247}{97302}- No, it wasn't.|- Yes.
{97304}{97403}- Where did you learn English?|- I rode my motorcycle across England.
{97441}{97473}Of course.
{97496}{97551}Wait. What should we drink to?
{97578}{97633}It's my birthday in six months.
{97656}{97691}You will be 25?
{97713}{97747}Yes, I will.
{98005}{98045}So... Oh!
{98204}{98300}Thank you. I should eat more fruit.|It's healthy.
{98364}{98402}It's really good.
{98473}{98547}So I just wanted to tell you...
{98604}{98687}You're such a nice guy. And I'm...|Okay, look.
{98736}{98776}This can't happen.
{98779}{98861}But it must.|You said you haven't made love in forever.
{98885}{98932}Yeah, when I thought|you didn't speak English.
{98934}{99007}You know what?|I've decided I'm leaving Greece,
{99016}{99076}because this whole moving here|was an experiment
{99079}{99138}to be brave and spontaneous, and...
{99201}{99227}Okay.
{99374}{99451}You know,|this whole impulsive and crazy and,
{99454}{99523}you know, jump into a thing, thing?
{99542}{99579}- Georgia?|- Yeah?
{99597}{99643}Your butt is too small.
{99657}{99690}That did it.
{100350}{100426}Is this the first time you made love|to a tour guide?
{100430}{100480}No. This was the third time.
{100499}{100533}- What?|- Yes.
{100536}{100606}The first time was two hours ago|by the boat.
{100652}{100726}- Second time, elevator.|- And the night is young.
{100734}{100762}Yeah.
{100858}{100893}What was that?
{100906}{100937}The Tullens?
{100940}{100979}Let's go find out.
{100992}{101057}- Come on. Come on. Come on.|- Look at me.
{101280}{101319}- Hi.|- Hi.
{101415}{101455}- Hi.|- Hi.
{101556}{101610}- Hi.|- Hi.
{101692}{101731}- Hi.|- Hi.
{101810}{101833}Hi.
{101836}{101859}- Hi.|- Hi.
{101894}{101919}Hi.
{101945}{101992}- What time is it?|- Yeah.
{101994}{102032}I have to drive.
{102081}{102144}Irv! I don't know how you do it.
{102164}{102250}Little blue pill. Pfizer make it.|Medicare pay for it.
{102313}{102348}I'm sweating.
{102352}{102395}Oh! Hello.
{102414}{102467}Hot in your rooms, too, is it?
{102508}{102558}Yeah, it's hot. It's...
{102607}{102642}- Dorcas?|- Yes?
{102656}{102752}- Irv, do you wanna do something crazy?|- What did you have in mind?
{102757}{102794}A little swap.
{102826}{102868}I think I'm gonna need another blue pill.
{102871}{102915}Not that kind of swap!
{103044}{103119}Poor Nico. Did you hurt your lip?
{103121}{103162}No, it's nothing.
{103164}{103206}You hurt your head.
{103216}{103300}Poor Nico, let me kiss it better.
{103368}{103443}Now I'll buy us all a drink. Waiter!
{103777}{103801}Yes.
{104289}{104326}I feel so tired.
{104357}{104408}- Good night.|- Good night.
{104424}{104459}Good night.
{104512}{104554}Good night, you two.
{105012}{105080}- Good morning, good morning.|- Good morning.
{105092}{105122}Good morning.
{105124}{105149}- Hey!|- Ahhh!
{105166}{105194}Gotcha.
{105227}{105267}- Irv.|- Gesundheit.
{105296}{105327}- Good morning.|- Hey, rip-snort.
{105329}{105369}Okay. Right back at you.
{105372}{105422}- Hot today, huh, Nico?|- So?
{105436}{105467}Yo, Gator.
{105501}{105526}Morning, gang!
{105528}{105595}Georgia. How are you this morning?
{105623}{105712}- Fine, thank you. And how are you?|- Excellent.
{105804}{105851}8:00 a.m. and already hot?
{105886}{105931}Good morning, Caitlin.
{106116}{106213}- Poupi, do you know of a close beach?|- Of course.
{106216}{106297}And do you have any|16-year-old handsome nephews?
{106315}{106385}- Of course.|- Good. Will you call him for me?
{106392}{106428}- Good.|- Hey, wait.
{106431}{106462}- Yes.|- Why?
{106476}{106531}I like to keep my options open.
{106659}{106766}Wow! Is it hot, huh? Sorry about that.
{106800}{106873}Poupi? What do you say we try the AC?
{106916}{106963}- Are you sure?|- Well...
{106965}{106993}MR. TULLEN: Oh, no, please.
{106996}{107066}I don't want to be asphyxiated|all over again.
{107080}{107147}Well, Irv?|Maybe you could work your magic?
{107188}{107274}Boogie-woogie, bully-bully.|Whirlpool working!
{107376}{107412}Hey, it works!
{107447}{107482}That's lovely.
{107484}{107516}That's great, Irvinator.
{107600}{107663}We've got a packed schedule today.|The Mycenaean tombs,
{107665}{107760}a tour of a monastery,|then a stop at the Thessaloniki Museum.
{107823}{107956}But we're not doing any of that.|Because Caitlin wants to go to the beach.
{108001}{108053}- Yeah!|- Yeah!
{108083}{108118}Hit it, Poupi.
{108157}{108211}And now we dance.
{108296}{108341}Georgia's got some moves!
{108344}{108374}- Here we go.|- No, I'm not dancing.
{108376}{108451}- Come on, come on. Up you get.|- No, no. I'm not.
{108485}{108592}Come on! Everybody up!|Put your arms like this! Yes!
{109135}{109171}This is great!
{109368}{109408}And go!
{109411}{109467}Come on! Come on! Come on!
{109595}{109652}{Y:i}I've got money in my pocket
{109655}{109708}{Y:i}I've got loving in the air
{109711}{109766}{Y:i}There is nothing that will stop me
{109768}{109822}{Y:i}And I really just don't care
{109899}{109943}Elizabeth, dear,|do please come out of there.
{109945}{110013}DR. TULLEN: I won't, I don't want to|get sunburned.
{110045}{110148}If you don't come out,|I'm going to tell everyone how old you are.
{110187}{110224}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{110227}{110308}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love from the very start
{110311}{110358}{Y:i}It's got to be love not a broken heart
{110361}{110427}Well, that was certainly worth the wait.
{110429}{110471}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{110474}{110538}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love from the very start
{110540}{110580}Here. My nephew.
{110584}{110692}{Y:i}Feel like jumping in the river|or dancing in the rain
{110703}{110810}{Y:i}The different places smiling faces|It always make my day
{110813}{110921}{Y:i}And all are happy people|just following your dream
{110932}{111032}{Y:i}'Cause everything you want|is not a fly-by fantasy
{111096}{111163}- What's your name?|- Caitlin. What's yours?
{111176}{111220}I'm Doudi, Doudi Kakas.
{111293}{111319}Of course.
{111331}{111402}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love from the very start
{111404}{111460}{Y:i}It's got to be love not a broken heart
{111463}{111530}Come on! Get in there! Tsunami time!
{111532}{111569}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{111572}{111631}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love from the very start
{111634}{111681}{Y:i}It's got to be love not a broken heart
{111684}{111748}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love my one true desire
{111751}{111810}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{112054}{112088}{Y:i}- It's got to be love|- It's got to be love from the very start
{112091}{112143}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{112146}{112207}{Y:i}It's got to be love
{112209}{112259}{Y:i}You know you set my world on fire
{112321}{112348}Here.
{112539}{112599}A woman sends me kisses on the wind.
{112795}{112832}Hoping they will bring love to her.
{112832}{112855}Hoping they will bring love to her.
{113045}{113107}She's waiting for a long time.
{113615}{113656}You waited too long.
{113681}{113767}Well, I had to give you a few years|to sow some wild oats.
{113781}{113818}You're welcome!
{113873}{113911}I've missed you.
{113960}{114011}Not as much as I missed you.
{114139}{114183}...of a woman in love.
{114400}{114436}That's lovely.
{114480}{114507}Classic.
{114510}{114584}- All right, who wants the last pancake?|- Delicious.
{114587}{114634}Hook me up! Hook me up now!
{114642}{114697}I feel like I've had a month of Sundays.
{114700}{114750}I'm gonna re-up the firewood|to get a bigger fire.
{114752}{114824}Hey, I've got something better for that fire.
{114828}{114854}Whoa!
{114919}{114963}Yes! Yeah!
{114989}{115019}She did it.
{115022}{115061}That really burns.
{115068}{115104}It's a blazer!
{115154}{115193}Keep your day job.
{115231}{115271}- All right.|- What?
{115274}{115313}- Oh, yeah.|- Not the cell phone.
{115316}{115350}No, no, no, you're not.
{115352}{115394}Yes! Yes! Burn it.
{115435}{115484}I cannot believe you just did that.
{115487}{115521}I feel lighter.
{115524}{115570}I can't believe it. Irv?
{115600}{115632}- Irv!|- Wait.
{115646}{115688}- What happened?|- Irv.
{115719}{115760}- Irv!|- What's wrong?
{115848}{115902}- Call an ambulance!|- I'll do it.
{115904}{115980}DR. TULLEN: Now, you stay with us!|And you listen to my voice, all right?
{115983}{116030}Irv? Irv?
{116078}{116155}So we've been told the hospital|is keeping him for observation.
{116157}{116198}They're gonna run some tests and...
{116200}{116258}- When does he get out?|- Well, they're not sure, Gator.
{116260}{116346}They really aren't. The doctors actually|won't know anything until he wakes up.
{116348}{116423}But, look, they don't know Irv|like we do, right?
{116426}{116467}- Right.|- Yeah.
{116488}{116539}All right. This is the propylaeum.
{116542}{116601}Just up those stairs is the Parthenon.
{116616}{116663}How many more stairs?
{116671}{116731}About 30, 50. A lot.
{116764}{116796}It's okay.
{116810}{116921}We're tired, and the stress of Irv is... Yeah.
{116957}{117013}Anyone who wants to, follow me.
{117712}{117753}Incredible, isn't it?
{117792}{117846}- Tell us about it.|- Yeah, what's the John Dory?
{117848}{117957}Well, we have traveled|within a very mysterious triangle.
{117977}{118042}Delphi, Athens, Olympia.
{118063}{118197}And this city, Athens, got its name|from the goddess of wisdom, Athena.
{118215}{118286}And the Parthenon was built to honor her.
{118296}{118346}It was finished in 432 B.C.
{118421}{118480}Let me tell you why I love it here.
{118517}{118606}Listen to the sound of the wind|blowing through the columns.
{118789}{118900}That is the same wind that|mankind has listened to for centuries.
{118929}{119036}It's the sound of nature|meeting human imagination.
{119100}{119164}And for me, that's history.
{119234}{119279}I tell you what, Angie.
{119289}{119350}It's just plain beautiful. That's what it is.
{119352}{119415}- It was lovely.|- Best thing I ever set eyes on.
{119418}{119459}It's Greek-alicious.
{119565}{119597}Yes, Gator.
{119614}{119659}There's still something I haven't seen.
{119661}{119687}What's that?
{119690}{119728}A Greek hospital.
{119785}{119809}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{119812}{119879}- Good call, Gator.|- I'd like to see one of those, too.
{119881}{119944}I know a good one. I'll take us all.
{119957}{120025}Fine, fine, take your stupid pictures
{120028}{120084}and I go get you some ice cream.
{120097}{120139}Good morning, Nico.
{120148}{120225}Yeah? I have a headache in my head.
{120228}{120315}The bus air conditioner, it break,|and these American idiots
{120318}{120378}never stops to complain,|complain, complain.
{120380}{120418}Wait a minute!
{120420}{120492}Did you just call us Americans?
{120496}{120563}Americans, Canadians.|What's the difference?
{120565}{120595}You jerk!
{120791}{120826}Runs like a sheila!
{120883}{120950}{Y:i}And the Greek word for hospital|is nosocomio.
{120952}{120977}Say it with me.
{121011}{121073}Very good. This is one of|the finest hospitals in Athens.
{121076}{121123}Only the best for our Irv.
{121145}{121179}- Hey, hey, hey.|- Irv!
{121235}{121258}Dude!
{121288}{121315}This nice guy is for you.
{121318}{121357}You coming|to the farewell party tonight, then?
{121360}{121385}Here you go, mate,|shove that down your gullet.
{121388}{121436}This is great. Thank you, all.
{121439}{121504}- Looking good, Irv.|- Made in America, Irv.
{121512}{121543}Because you missed the Parthenon.
{121546}{121624}- Wear it in good health, boss.|- You're in the pink, Irv.
{121627}{121655}Friends.
{121680}{121709}This is great.
{121712}{121773}So many visitors. Nice.
{121784}{121844}- Now get out, yes.|- Take care of him.
{121858}{121893}Get well, Irv.
{121911}{121970}- You're looking good, Irv.|- Hey, stay up, man.
{121972}{122023}- Yo, Gator.|- On you, mate.
{122058}{122111}- Bye, Irv.|- Dorcas.
{122180}{122209}Bye, Irv.
{122282}{122313}Thank you.
{122346}{122379}My pleasure.
{122897}{122930}Say, "Cheese."
{122975}{123054}Great buffet, Ange.|These baklavas are a riot.
{123088}{123186}{Y:i}Angie, I've got benecoupola and dolmades|and they look very good.
{123188}{123290}{Y:i}- Or, as they say in Greek, poli kala.|- That's pretty good.
{123292}{123386}Hey, listen, it's not a big deal,|but my name is not Angie or Ange.
{123388}{123439}Yeah. We know. It's Georgia.
{123457}{123508}So why do you call me Angie?
{123516}{123590}Look at you.|You look just like Angelina Jolie.
{123602}{123655}You know,|that actress that adopts everybody.
{123658}{123729}- We love her.|- You must get that all the time.
{123742}{123786}Yes, I do. Yes.
{123865}{123903}Look who's here.
{123993}{124038}- Hi.|- Caitlin, hi.
{124056}{124099}- For you.|- Thank you.
{124101}{124149}MR. TULLEN: Let's have a look at you.
{124152}{124224}{Y:i}No, I cannot count the ways
{124248}{124335}{Y:i}You have made my life so blessed
{124344}{124436}{Y:i}All I know is that you came
{124439}{124527}{Y:i}And made beauty of my mess
{124529}{124618}{Y:i}You make me happy
{124620}{124689}{Y:i}You make me feel the way I do
{124692}{124723}Hey, Poups.
{124744}{124855}You know, you turned out to be all right|for a guy that doesn't say much.
{124897}{124969}- Am I interrupting something?|- It's all right.
{124991}{125022}Excuse me.
{125070}{125121}- I'll get some wine.|- Okay.
{125124}{125174}Georgie, I got these for you.
{125176}{125231}Dorcas, you shouldn't do this.
{125251}{125310}It's all right. I've got the receipt.
{125340}{125403}- Good for you.|- Well, it's a start.
{125504}{125527}Oh.
{125540}{125603}- Georgia. I saw you.|- Good.
{125623}{125670}To my hand you can speak.
{125693}{125743}You wrote this. "Excellent."
{125749}{125816}"Georgia is terrific."|"Georgia is wonderful."
{125819}{125890}"You are so lucky|to have someone like Angie."
{125892}{125941}I look like Angelina Jolie.
{125944}{125990}No, you don't. Who wrote this?
{125992}{126045}- I did. I wrote that.|- I did.
{126048}{126103}- I did.|- I totally did.
{126105}{126151}- We love Angie.|- Georgia.
{126153}{126195}- She's the best.|- Thank you, guys.
{126197}{126246}It's a fluke. So no raise.
{126248}{126274}Fine.
{126292}{126356}All right, 10%. That's as high as I go.
{126359}{126384}Okay.
{126396}{126430}You didn't get a letter from me, did you?
{126432}{126493}Sure I did. Butt-smoocher.
{126535}{126610}"Dear Maria,|you are my only friend in Greece."
{126620}{126675}The rest got stained. Coffee?
{126730}{126755}Coffee?
{126758}{126827}Everybody should take the time|for a coffee.
{126835}{126913}I've heard everyone should take time|for a coffee.
{126916}{126979}I just said that. What?
{126999}{127054}{Y:i}You found your kefi.
{127073}{127099}Yes.
{127125}{127175}And who the hell are you?
{127187}{127208}- Procopi.|- Who?
{127208}{127232}- Procopi.|- Who?
{127246}{127315}- Poupi Kakas.|- Shut up.
{127330}{127397}Maria, will you make me a full-time driver?
{127400}{127509}Okay. Georgia, 20%. That's as high as I go.
{127512}{127571}Okay. Why are you being nice to me?
{127739}{127799}- It's open.|- Michigan University.
{127812}{127856}You got the job there.
{128041}{128080}I have a job here.
{128133}{128247}And it won't be easy.|Nico? He quit. Mama's boy.
{128263}{128321}I knew his father. Same thing.
{128352}{128420}- Are you sure?|- Yes, I'm sure.
{128438}{128497}- lf you'll be my driver.|- Of course.
{128532}{128603}- Will you hold on just a second?|- I'm waiting.
{128684}{128733}Everyone. Everyone.
{128736}{128823}I'm so happy I met you,|and I'm gonna miss you all.
{128841}{128877}To Georgia!
{128897}{128937}To Georgia!
{128948}{128994}- To Irv!|- To the Irvinator.
{129036}{129099}{Y:i}Okay, so I'm staying in Greece.
{129125}{129182}{Y:i}I have no idea what's going to happen.
{129184}{129259}{Y:i}But as the man says,|"How do you plan life?"
{129275}{129343}{Y:i}I've waited a long time to be this happy.
{129365}{129417}{Y:i}And the thing about happy...
{129433}{129483}{Y:i}Wait. What was I saying?
{129499}{129557}{Y:i}Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy it.
{129801}{129860}{Y:i}- Teach me to dance.|- Dance?
{129884}{129930}{Y:i}Did you say dance?
{130076}{130129}And now we dance.
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