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January 1, 2009 -to- December 31, 2009

- January 1, 2009

Earth

I remember a few years ago I was in the woods and started to get
horny. It sounds kinda weird, but I found really wet and soft
ground and made a hole in the mud, making sure there were no
rocks in the way and then layed on the ground naked and put my
penis in the hole and humped it until I came. I ended up getting
really dirty so I washed myself off in the stream that I was next to
after. I haven't done it since, but I remember it being an amazing
orgasm.

- January 1, 2009
Hiking masterbation

I remember a few years ago I was in the woods and started to get

horny. It sounds kinda weird, but I found really wet and soft
ground and made a hole in the mud, making sure there were no
rocks in the way and then layed on the ground naked and put my
penis in the hole and humped it until I came. I ended up getting
really dirty so I washed myself off in the stream that I was next to
after. I haven't done it since, but I remember it being an amazing
orgasm.

- January 2, 2009
Shower Sex

This method is to be used in the shower and can only work if you
have a movable nozzle with a cord and where you can turn the
shower head and get the water to go into jet mode. First, turn on
the water and switch it to a comfortable warm temperature. Then,
lie down in the bathtub with your feet facing the ceiling. After,
face the jet a short distance away from the back of your erect penis
(you can also try different sides of your penis too). Tightly (but not
too tight) pull up some skin just below the tip of your penis and
start moving your hand up and down the area on top. (While still
holding the shower head behind your penis) It could take a while
or a short time but the results are AMAZING! I've been doing this
since I was 12 and it has done me wonders.

You can also try different positions for unique stimulations. :)

- January 4, 2009
Vibe Panties

Get erect. Place a cock vibrator just behind the head of your cock

and turn it on to your favorite speed. Then take a pair of used
panties in both hands with the inside of the crutch facing up.
slowly rub back and forth under your cock just behind the vibrator.
You can get off in a matter of seconds or prolong the pleasure until
you want to shoot. This technique always gives me mind blowing
orgasms. Make sure you take a long sniff of the crutch during play
time. Especially good orgasms with sister-in-laws panties.....

- January 8, 2009
Melon Duo

I used to perform this technique with my very good friend. We get
a watermelon and strap it at crotch height to a banana tree using
duct tape. We then make two holes in the walermelon skin to
accomodate our cocks. Once this is done, we then proceed to poke
our members into the watermelon and fuck it. The sensation of the
watermelon fleh on our cocks and our cocks rubbing against
eachother is really stimulating and we often go off with a big huge
sperm explosion inside the watermelon. One of the benefits of this
technique is that once we are finished, we can then sit back and eat
the watermelon. The watermelon is only good for one session, so if
we decide to masturbate again later, then we resort to stroking
eachother's cocks in the usual way.

- January 8, 2009
Sanitary Napkin Techique

With this technique, I get hold of used sanitary napkins that are full
of mensural discharge. A good place to source this is from female
toilets, but will require some commando stealth. As a bonus, the

female toilet is also a good place to get off. I am lucky, as I am a
security guard in an office building. The night shift gives me
plenty of opportunity to practice this technique.

First, smell the napkin to enjoy the fragrance of mensural
discharge. The hormones in the napkin really gets me super hard. I
then wrap a souple of napkins around my cock and begin stroking
myself until I come. The thought of masturbating into a girl's
vaginal discharge is really erotic and gets me off with a big bang
everytime. With this technique, I can get myself off between 5 to 6
times a night.

- January 9, 2009
Throbbing dick

An excellent technique that can become pure torture as you extend
the length of the climax. Proceed to masturbate using your usual
technique (dry method works best). As you near climax pull down
on the penis to tighten the head and frenulum. With the other hand
make very light contact with a cloth to the frenulum and front of
the glans. Vary and remove contact to extend the climax until it is
impossible to prevent ejaculation. Then, keeping the penis taut,
massage the frenulum with the cloth as it becomes soaked in the
ejaculate.

- January 10, 2009
Wearing sexy panties

I love to masterbate wearing womens panties, especially a thong.
Pulling the thong tight between my buttocks, I rock my hips back
and forth while stroking my cock. Feeling the thong rubbing
against my ass and stroking my cock brings me to a wonderful
climax.

- January 15, 2009
Wife Beater

You will need a really big wife beater. (This is one of those
undershirts that is more like a jersey.) You will not be wearing
your wife beater like you normally would. You step into your wife
beater like pants through the arm holes and pull it up. The neck
hole gives space for your dick to come through so you can jack off.
This is best done in the mirror and also the shirt can rub your
asshole and it feels really good.

- January 16, 2009
Bed move

lay face down in bed and with an erect penis start to move side to
side letting your penis move between your stomach and the bed.
have a laptop or something in front of you to make it way better!

- January 18, 2009
WOW Cum

this is a great one I use it all the time.you first stand, lubricate your
hand,bend your knees a little,put your jerking hands behind you
and grab your Dick with your jerking hand between your legs from
behind in a back-hand and hump away or milk your dick what a
feeling.and if you pull your dick down to your feet it will feel so
much better you.

- January 20, 2009
Group Masterbation AHHHHH

Being a bit of an exhibitionist I much prefer mastubating in groups
or have an audience when I masterbate alone. Sometimes I really
get off masturbating in public and hoping someone will see me and
I pretend that I don't know they are there. Masturbating in a group
is geat. I like to hear the other guys' heaving breathing, and
moaning. We usually try to hold off and cum at the same time.
Everybody gets in a circle and we cum together. Sometimes we
like to have a contest and see who can last the longest, who can
cum the quickest, who can shoot the fartherest and who has the
most quanity. Some of the guys have suggested we taste each
others cum but I don't think I am ready for that. I have tasted my
own but am not fond of it. Precum is much better only it doesn't
come out in large quantities. Try the group thing you will like it.

- January 20, 2009
Frenulum Stimulation

This technique works the best with a longish foreskin. First get into
the shower and play with yourself till your hard. The use

something to fill your foreskin with water and pinch the end so the
water doesn't escape. Make sure your foreskin is full and is tight.
Then focus the water stream on your shower head and aim it
straight at the backside of your tight frenulum. The sensations are
very different than normal and very good

- January 26, 2009

instead of straddling a pole take something with a blunt end and
put it in the rectum this will make your load shoot and it feels
soooooo amazing

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- January 26, 2009
Slide

I masturbate when in bed at night. And the best I ever get is when I
get naked and look at my body for awhile then I push my hips up
and down, but when I come downi slide penis across the sheets
until I ejaculate

- January 27, 2009
To make the best of a free day

When I'm alone I do this. These make my free days soo much
more rewarding. I start by taking a shower. I make sure to clean
every part of my body; especially my anus. I lather up a finger or
two and slide them in my anus. I play with my anus alot but am
always sure to get it as cean and a fecal free as possible.
Afterwards, I line my bed with towels. I use towels because this
tends to get messy. Next I turn on my favorite porn, but I don't

masturbate yet. I want to get as hard as possible. On my favorite
part, I tuck my dick and balls under my legs and I roll onto my
back with my butt in the air and my knees past my head(Refer to
Position #31. It's the same just no water. A head board is good to
have here). I lock my feet in position. I have my legs locked in
their position because for some reason feeling my breath against
my thighs makes it all so much more intense. With my dick behind
my legs I masturbate. I like to use lube here. I have another hand
free to play with my anus. I like to start and stop alot. I usually
keep this going for about 15 minutes and I do it about 3-4 times in
the day. Because my free days are rare and usually spent doing
other things, it's nice to have spent a large amount of time to please
myself :)

- January 29, 2009
Crossdressed in the streets

I like wearing women's clothes. I make most of them frommy own
clothes, like cutting my jeans to make a jean mini skirt and bras
from old shirts. I have to buy the pantyhose though and buying it is
quite exciting/thrilling itself! I wear the pantyhose and the mini
skirt, above them a bra filled with underwear to look like large
breasts and my coat to make me look normal from far. Then I go
out at 2 or 3 AM, when the streets are empty. When I feel safe I
take of the coat and drop it on the pavement, walk away slowly
while I put my hand in my skirt and masturbate. Some times I stop
somewhere and lie down on the pavement to finish the job
relatively in comfort. Then I walk back to my coat, wear it and
return home. The whole thrill of the risk of getting-coat(or the
midnight cold!) makes everything so exciting.

The only problem is I always want to take more risks and go to far
and different places each time. I wonder what the cops would say
if they catch me. Maybe I can suck my way out :)

- January 30, 2009
Ecstatic vibration masturbation machine

Well I consider I have the ultimate masturbation technique using a
DIY hands free vibration machine. It produces nothing short of
ecstatic sensations all over my penis. Being an engineer I made this
amazing machine up from a large industrial bowl feeder and a
specially made arm fitted with a vertically mounted cylindrial tube
lined with soft rubber and silicone. I have a huge fetish for ladies
with huge tits with huge dark areolas, lactation etc and there is
nothing better to me than a great time with my collection of movies
and my machine and several uninterrupted hours. I love to prepare
in advance and the best time is late morning when feeling on top. I
set out my huge tit DVD and video clips and position my machine
in front of my PC. I may have some breakfast and think about the
experience to come. I then strip off making sure the doors are
locked and walk around naked with a feature dvd playing and get
myself horny and worked up. I then switch on the vibrator and feel
with my fingers the powerful vibrations and think oh my god..
that’s for my cock ! I then test out with an erect cock with my
foreskin pulled right back and insert the tip and rim into the rubber
lined tube and boy does it feel good. I know if I pushed it right in
and vibrated the whole of my cock I would cum within minutes.
But I like to take hours over it all. So I tie my cock up with a
length of joined up very wide rubber bands with my foreskin
pulled right back. And like to pull my cock as far under my legs as
possible and tie the length of band around my waist. At that point I
feel so turned on and get some highly stimulating huge tited areola

scenes and drool and then lower myself inserting my huge bulbous
cock as far as it will go passing right through the tube and onto a
further vibrating finger which adds that little extra ecstacy to the
cock tip and rim.

Sometimes I get quite carried away and although Im not TV I dress
up in stockings and garter (suspender) belt and short skirt which
somehow makes the whole experience so kinky and private. I have
even filmed myself although have destroyed the last lot for obvious
reasons. I did put a few on the web and was watched by 1000’s and
got some interesting comments…some fascinated and wanting to
know how they can do it and others a little insulting. I didn’t care
as I was the one getting the thrills. But every now and again wish I
had them to watch simultaneously with huge tit films. But I am
thinking making some more.

The sensations are just unbelievable and far better than any woman
and try to hold out for as long as possible.. but once cumming
starts the ejaculation can last upto 30 secs in great squirting pulses.
But it so sensitive its not easy to leave in right to the end.

Just writing this gets me going and thinking about doing it shortly.
I have been doing this for nearly 20 yrs now and has made my
cock bigger, certainly in girth with all the binding up I do to it.
Now we have HI DEF video downloads makes it all the more
compulsive and never want to stop….

- February 1, 2009

fun with a banana

First, get the biggest banana you can find. Take a knife and slice
off the top of the banana about half an inch down. Very carefully
squeeze out the banana without breaking the peel (you can eat it if
you want). Take your penis and gently place it inside the banana
and proceed to thrust in and out. Its amazing. For an even more
pleasurable experience, put the banana peel in the microwave for
about 10 seconds.

- February 2, 2009
in bed with wife

if you are married as I am to the most beautiful lady in the world.
and at 60 she no longer wants sex, when you go to bed try this....if
you wake up in the night with an erection as I do often, make sure
she's asleep, put your hand between her legs, and with the other
hand just put your fingers over the tip end go very slow it's mind
blowing they say every thing is better if your partner dosent know.

- February 2, 2009
shower it

pull back your forskin and put it under the warmist water you can,
under the shower with high pressure it's super trooper turn the
shower head all round your penis,the hotter the better.

- February 6, 2009
Crawl The Wall

Get on your bed put your legs on the wall,slowly walk your bum so
that its touching the wall, then bend your knees ,your neck should
be touching the bed and now your penis should be above your face
aiming at your mouth slowly wank youself and stop just before
you climax a little bit of seamen should ooze in to your mouth
,quikly swallow it,and continue the technique until you have
consumed all the contents of your testicals a funnel held in your
mouth may help.

This technique is good for those who hate cleaning up messy
sperm

- February 7, 2009
Page 1 Old hand

I have tried many methods over many years, and I can't decide
which is my favourite. The most important thing is not to rush.
Take your time. Like that other guy, watching video or dvd of nice
attractive girls, music videos, lingerie or swim suit models is great,
lay back and rub. Slowly, up and down but don't cum to early. The
longer you make it las before cumming, the more intense the
ejaculation. Have fun!

- February 7, 2009
Over Head

Firstly put your feet over your head so your penis is as close to
your face as possible. Then usein a anal toy (or whatever u like to
use) slide it into yourself so its jus touching the spot then close
your eyes and stroke how u want to until u need to cum then jus
slap your toy inside of your arse till u cum love the feeling of this
and makes u cum so much more and the feeling of your cum
running down your face jus hightens the pleasure,

- February 12, 2009
Multiple spunking

This technique enables me to spunk 2 or 3 times before cumming. I
put on a pair of very girly panties an then spend 30 minutes
rubbing myself while looking at girlie mags. Then I watch some
porno for about another 30 mins. I sometimes find that if I film
myself doing this it's an added turn on. I continue to play with
myself for about 2 hours in total, then I phone up a live sex line
and tell the girl what i've been doing. By this time it does not take
much for me to cum. I play with my cock till I am about to cum
then let go and concenttrate on just spunking. I normally let out 2-3
jets of spunk and then just continue to talk to the girl on the phone.
After about 20 seconds I repeat this. After the 2nd or 3rd time it
does get more differcult but you have to keep going even if it does
feel a bit sensitive. Happy Wanking.

- February 15, 2009
Normal Easy No. 1

I have been masterbating since I was about 10. when I started I
used No. 2 method because my fist was larger than my shaft and at
the time (for some strange reason that I do not remember) I didnt
like touching my head. Maybe the sensation was too much for
me...i dont know...anyways I would do the Forefinger and Thumb
method until I could get my fist comfortably around my shaft. But
then I started to jerk of by keeping my hand still but moving it up
and down my penis even around my head. I couldnt cum yet so I
would keep doing it...it was amazing...now after years of
expeirience I just do the same thing but I pull the skin from my
shaft over the glands it feels great. OR u could use just lube and do
No. 1 which works even better for a fast orgasm. I use my spit to
lube me up if I dont have lube available... :D happy jerkin!

- February 21, 2009
Anal Masturbation with Toothbrush

Here are a couple of new tips to follow up the description of one of
my favourite techniques which I gave on November 21 2007 and
which is now archived under Male Masturbation Techniques,
Archive 12. Hope you can find it!

1. When you have gently inserted the toothbrush up your anus,
handle first, of course, you can apply very pleasurable stimulus to
the prostate by pulling firmly but not violently on the bristle end of
the toothbrush, the brush bit itself,which you'll be holding in the
hand which is not masturbating your penis. In this way you'll push
the brush itself backwards, and the effect, of course, is to move the

other end of the toothbrush handle forwards. You can employ a
steady to-and-fro motion, and this will stimulate the prostate,
which is situated in front of the anal passage. It should result in an
effective, reasonably rapid, and thoroughly enjoyable orgasm at the
moment of ejaculation. It's just an alternative to rubbing the
toothbrush handle up and down the passage, as I described in my
note of November 2007.

2. A further technique to enhance orgasmic pleasure is to kneel at a
(clean!) toilet, after raising the seat. Press down on the rim with
your perineum, the area between your scrotum and your anus. This
is an erogenous zone with lots of good feelings in it! The pressure
should thus be transmitted to the prostate. While you masturbate
your penis with one hand, use the toothbrush as above or as
originally described by me. You should get an excellent orgasm
with your ejaculation. Of course you can use this kneeling-at-the-
toilet technique without using the toothbrush at all: just masturbate
and enjoy it! After all, it's one of life's sublimest pleasures, isn't it?

- February 21, 2009
dress up

what realy turns me on I like to dress up in shear nyolns garter belt
an nylon panties short mini skirt 36 size bra fill it with spoung
rubber then go out late at nite an just walk around the feel of
nyolns an the panties rubbing my penis I get a big huge hard on an
so hot an horny I have to hurry an find a seculed spot masturbate a
huge load then on the way back home I get another erection by the
time I get home I am so hot I undress an stand in front a mirror an
masturbate again the feel of nyolns an silk panties realy turns me

on in a big way I masturbate about 4 or 5 times a week sometimes
3 or4 times a day

- February 25, 2009
Doin' the Hoover

I figured out how to use a cannister vacuum cleaner to get off
when I was a teenager, about 13 or 14. First, I picked a time when I
was the only one home and no one would be returning
unexpectedly. I took a cardboard tube from a used up tin foil roll.
Using a screwdriver, I punched four largish holes in a row near the
middle, large but still small enough to cover with a finger tip.
Taking the hose to the vacuum cleaner I slid the roll over the short
piece of piping at the end of the hose. The tube was bigger than the
hose end so I used a washcloth wrapped around the vacuum
cleaner hose end to make a seal between the two. Now I was ready
to give it a try. I turned the vacuum cleaner and checked the
amount of suction with my hand. It was strong, but not nearly as
strong it would have been without the holes I had punched in the
tube. I decided to go for it. I slid the tube over my cock. The tube
was larger in circumferance than my cock and this caused my cock
to flutter inside the tube very fast. It felt good but was a bit weak.
Holding the tube I placed a finger over one of the holes I had
punched in the tube. The suction increased. I found if I moved the
tube up to where just the head of my cock was inside of it the
pleasurable feeling was increased dramatically. By moving the
tube a bit I could make the fast vibration seem to hit hardest on the
sensative skin just below the head. I could feel I was going to come
way sooner than I liked so I pulled the tube off. It also let me take
a break to check and make sure I was not doing any damage. The
first thing I noticed was that my cock was harder than I had ever
seen. It was also hyper-sensative to the touch. But no damage, so

after a few minutes I turned the vacuum cleaner back on and
resumed. I once again covered one of the holes with a fingertip and
the fast flutter returned. I covered a second hole and the suction
and flutter increased to the point that I knew I was very close to
cumming. I had the tube about three quarters of the way down the
length of my cock and I moved it up slowly toward the head again.
When the head was once again the only part in the tube I tilted the
tube to the side a little bit and got the flutter against the sensative
skin once more. The muscles in my stomach began to flex and I
got a feeling like my head was going to explode. I could barely
hold onto the tube as my balls drew up and I shot my load in one of
the hardest and most enjoyable orgasms I ever had. My body
spasmed as I shot multiple times into the tube. I could not take any
more so I pulled my cock out and turned off the vacuum cleaner. I
felt like Thomas Edison must have felt inventing the lightbulb.
LOL! I put everything away and after that it was a regular thing
through my teenage years.

- February 26, 2009
anal masturbation

what I like to do it get my self hard and almost ready to cum then I
stop for few seconds and lube my index finger up rub my hole for a
short while to loosen up then slowly thrust my finger all the way in
and move in and out a few times then push in as far as it can go
and wiggle it around in a forward/backward and circlar motion
give you an immense hard on and I can really shoot if sustained for
long enough

- February 27, 2009

Lots of fun with a plunger.

I have a plunger with smooth ridges and I put a lubed condom on it
and probe myself. I am straight but it feels great!

- March 1, 2009
Foot - Job

Ok, this one always gets me to have a satisfying orgasam! First
remove all clothes. Next set down in a chair. Wait until your penis
is about half erect. Then, take your left or right foot, and rub it
against your penis. You might also try pushing your feet against
the penis. Try to wiggle your toes for an extra sensation! Wrap a
towel around the tip of your penis for no cleanup! Hope you enjoy!

- March 1, 2009
Towel Job - MUST DO

First, take a bath or shower, and hop into the towel. Once semi dry,
lay on bed naked. Take you arm and rub it against your penis.
Using your foot works great also. When you are close to cumming,
take the towel and masturbate with towel until finished! NO
Cleanup!

- March 1, 2009

Strike the Match

Grip your penis with your strong hand, but only have your 4
fingers on one side of the shaft and your thumb on the opposite.
Then start rubbing your penis against your thigh like you are
striking a match. It gives you a great sensation! Most of the time,
you will not use any kind of lube (in fact, I never have). For
variation, try rubbing it on your arm, stomach, or any other part of
your body that works for you, but I find that my thigh works best
for me.

- March 5, 2009
Website question

I have created a website that chronicles my stopping masturbation
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I'm trying to improve my traffic to the website and wondering
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- March 8, 2009
No stroking

I am a long time masturbator. Over the years I have found that my
penis has become increasingly sensitive. When a teen I used full
fist, then over the years I switched to 3 then 2 fingers but
eventually even that was too much. Finally I noted that it felt great
just to be hard.

Now my technique is to hold the base of penis with one hand,
thumb on top (in the crook between the penis and my stomach) and
fingers caressing my scrotum. And thats all - I just hold it like that,
no stroking, and keeping a little pressure by pushing down with my
thumb. I can do this for a long time (hours sometimes) and the
feeling of a very hard erection is enough to bring me to a climax.

The climax is different than stroking or vaginal sex. It's quite
powerfull and a much slower build. Sometimes I'll start to dribble
some semin then stop for several seconds and then really explode
with several large streams. Very satisfying.

Some orgasisms are so strong that I have shots that went as far as 5
feet.

It's a much more mental technigue - I have to really concentrate
and fantisize to make happen but its well worth the effort.

- March 10, 2009
Jet wank

(only works in a bathtub with jet/spa system) This gave me the
most intense orgasm ever: If you've got jets or a spa system in your
bath, run a deep bath. Turn on the spa system and line the head of
the penis up so its at a right angle to the jet. Hold it there for a
while and you'll get a massive load. Don't forget to do this just
before you get out. Happy Wannking!

- March 14, 2009
Page 1 Underhand

I have been reading for a while about all these different ways to
masturbate. I wish I had discovered this site sooner. I've been
masturbating for years and unlike most hobbies, I have never
become bored with it.

When I have plenty of time and can be assured not to be disturbed
I get naked and sit back in my recliner chair legs up and wide apart
and stroke very gently until my cock starts to harden. When I am
fully erect I place my thumb on the top of my shaft and the other
four fingers underneath and stroke away. No need to grip to hard.
Using this technique you can masturbate for as long as you want

before ejaculation. There is some pre cum that can be used either
as lubricant or a tasty little treat if you are like me and enjoy the
taste of your own juice.

Enjoy

- March 14, 2009
page 3

It is great reading so many people's suggestions. In my younger
days I just pulled my dick until I blew. As I got older I realised
masturbation is much the same as foreplay before sex. As I am
unmarried and don't have a regular partner I have plenty of time
for masturbation. I usually like to set aside an hour a day for my
pleasure. My favourite technique is laying down somewhere close
to a mirror so I can see myself as I stroke my cock. Usually with
tissues close by so when the eruption happens my furniture doesn't
get stained. The important thing is not to rush. Spend as much time
as you can. Because afterall, who else knows your cock like you
do.

- March 17, 2009
ON THE EDGE

I don't know about anyone else but I find it very stimulating to read
so many people talking about such a taboo subject. Masturbation
for many is still a subject no one talks about. That's what I like

about this site. I can admit to all the readers here that I mastubate!
And have been mastubating since I was about 12 years old. And
believe me, I have tried so many different techniques and areas for
improved pleasure. Inside the house, in every room. Outside the
house, shower blocks at the local swimming pool.

I think being in a public place, hearing people moving close by is
very exciting. My neighbours were in there back yard one night
talking at a party and I was sitting a few feet away fence in
between naturally, wanking away. I had to stop myself from
making any noise though. But when I ejaculated, it was very
intense. Please try doing it with risk. The rush you get from the
thought of being seen is tremendous

- March 17, 2009
Naked and New

I have been masturbating for years, what's new is I never stop
finding new ways of pleasuring myself. When I was young, a
quick pull was all I could get because I shared a room, I didn't get
much private time to explore. To my delight I now have plenty of
time to spend on my favourite past time.

I like to get naked and take my time to build the intensity of the
moment. I always set my alarm for earlier than necessary so that I
can have shave etc.. before I have my regular morning wank. I
rarely go to work without spending a half hour mastubating before
my shower. When I was younger I use to wank in the shower, and I
still do on occassions. If I am visiting relatives overnight for
instance I will do it in the shower. When I go for my regular swim

and shower sfterwards I will wank in the shower. That's a good
time, visions of young bikini clad females fresh in my mind always
adds to the pleasure.

I have a collection of videos that I use from time to time as a visual
stimulation, NOT that I really need it. I don't have too much
trouble getting in the mood.

The best thing is though, is take your time. Such a pleasurable
experience of masturbation should not be rushed

- March 17, 2009
Multiple spunking

I wish I could do what the guy does with multiple spunking I
would love to be able to have more that one. Maybe it's my age!
The best I have ever done was when my parents were away and I
took a day off work. No one new I was home so I new I would not
be disturbed. I stayed naked all day watching as much sex as I
could on tv. Not porn but close. I video taped it so I could reuse the
visual. I must have jerked off at least six times in a day. I loved it!
Whenever, I got the urge I would go at it.

I can't seem to do it as much these days. Yesterday I managed two
sessions before I had to shower and head off to work. I woke up
earlier than normal and thought I may as well make good use of
the time and got up, got naked and put the tv on. There was a
lingerie modelling show on, much to my delight. An hour or so

later I was ready for blastoff. It was wonderful.

After I had eaten breakfast, and shaved ready for work my cock
started to twitch again, memories of the lingerie girls came
flooding back and I spent another 30 very pleasurable minutes at
my favourite hobby.

I wish I could get a job doing something I enjoy as much as I enjoy
masturbating. Or better still, a job masturbating would be the
ultimate. I would never want to retire

- March 17, 2009
One armed bandit

Unfortunately, I was born with paralysis of my right arm and leg,
which delayed some development. I can't remember how old I was
when I had my first wet dream but it felt great. It was quite a while
before I realised that if I played with my penis for long enough I
could recreate the pleasure whenever I felt like it. It was basically
by accident that I had my first ejaculation. It was like switching on
a light. I began masturbating regularly, whenever I had the
opportunity I was in the bathroom playing with myself. I got
caught by my brother one day when I was sitting on the toilet and
he opened the door. I was embarrassed but more careful in future. I
even wanked in between lessons as school. I would sneak to the
toilet at work when I was in my late teens.

Masturbation for me became the only release, I did have girlfriends
but we were too young and shy to go any further and a bit of
touching, this led to me losing my virginity a lot later than most.
As I got older I found broken relationships were upsetting and
masturbation became my only outlet for sexual tension. Now
though, sexual tension does not build up as I am mastubating daily.
Sometimes more than once. I use to feel that I was missing
something, but when you practice something for long enough, the
pleasure that can be given to yourself, can equal or beat anything
anyone else can give.

- March 18, 2009
Great technique

get into the position as if your crawling. Then make sure your anus
is open so you can feel the air coming in an out of it. the start
stroking gently. One way that feels good is letting your penis touch
youe stomache. Another is to stroke your testicles. I;m a straight
male and I don't like to normally talk about these sort of things
especially to other men. But wow its the most intense orgasm ive
ever had. I've never shot such a load before doing this. And the
sensation is almost unbareable. My face cringes every time I do
this and I only wish everyone both female and male could just feel
what I feel when I do this

- March 22, 2009
Shower Power

I like to get in the shower and once I have a hanging fat chubby, I
stick my dick between my legs and close my legs with a little
pressure to hold it in place. This gets my dick in a position where
it's sticking out the back with the underside up. I turn my back to
the shower head and position my body so the water is striking my
dick right on the sweet spot. I can then move my body around to
go in and out of the shower stream to prolong the experience. This
method leaves my hands free to do other things. Sometimes I like
to soap up my chest and rub and play with my nipples. Other
times, I pull my cheeks apart and let the water massage my asshole
and dick at the same time. Wow!

- March 23, 2009
relaxing afternoon

no body likes to masturbate any better then mei dearly love it I set
in front of my pc an read these storys there are some great ones as I
read I am rubbing my penis head an stroking the shaft I dont get as
hard as I did 70 yrs ago but I get hard enough to get the precnm to
start to leaking out I use it for lube then I start to stroking slow an
easy till I am about to cum I stop let it ease off then I start again
this time I cant stop ejaclute a huge load that I catch in my hand an
rub it all over my cock an belly then I go take a shower an
masturbate again I live alone so I go naked all the time

- March 24, 2009
Shotgun

Take the penis in hand like the normal fist method, but place your

thumb to the side of the head and jerk that way, it leaves a really
cool feeling for guys cut or uncut. I do this all the time. It works
best when you take your time, and I like to cup my balls while
doing this.

- March 28, 2009
Accuracy and Length challenge.

First you'll need a glove a basketball and a hammer. Find a table in
the house and use the hammer to soften the edge. Then get naked
take the basketball set on the table. Put the glove on your penis and
masturbate until your about to ejaculate. Before orgasm take the
hammer and smash the penis hard but not to hard if done correctly
your sperm will shoot out on the basketball. Test your accuracy.

- March 31, 2009
Go Fuck Yourself

Really good technique, doesn't mean your gay! Before your dick
goes hard, lube up your ass and dick then slide your dick into your
ass. thrust it in and out if you want, great feeling your own load
empty into your own ass!

- April 5, 2009
amazing tool

I think my fleashlight is the most amazing tool I ever owned I fell

in love with it the first time I used it I live alone so I can use it any
time want to I get it nice an warm then I put it under the matress an
enter it very slow till I am all the way in then I pump in an out very
slow I get very hot when I am about to cum I pull out because I
dont want to cum yet I want it to last when the urge eases off I
enter just the head in then I pull out I do this a few times each time
I enter I go a little deeper till I am all the way in then I stop an stay
still the urge to cum is so great I pull out an thrust back in it is just
like having intercourse with a hot pussy then I come a huge load
that it leaves me weak in the knees by then I am so relaxed then I
clean up my tool am put it where I can see it because I think I am
in love with it its better than any intercourse I ever had with a
woman

- April 11, 2009
dawn's early light

A few weeks ago I was having my early more wank and feeling
really horny when I suddenly had an urge to go outdoors. As the
sun was just coming up I thought yeah, why not. At this time I
thought I may as well put the trash out at the same time. As this
meant going out the front of my house onto the front street, I
thought it was risky and I may get caught, but I was so turned on
by the thought, I went and did it. No one was around and as I
returned to the back of the house I began stroking my throbbing
cock. I didn't want it to end just yet, I was enjoying myself too
much. By this time the daylight was reasonably bright and if any of
my neighbours ventured near a window they would see me naked
in my yard, but by then I didn't care. Infact, I wanted secretly for
someone to see me. Anyway I was in the middle of my yard and I
couldn't believe how good it was feeling. bY THE time I was ready
to cum, I was feeling wonderful. I have done it by dawn's early
light a few times since and it still feels as good.

- April 11, 2009
slow stroking

I agree totally with the slow stroke technique. I have spent many
happy hours with my hard cock and my hand. No need to rush,
enjoy the experience. I am single and live alone, so I can guarantee
no interruptions

- April 11, 2009
1.5O va-jj

This technique will only cost you 2 dollars at max (usually). Go to
a store and buy one of those elastic balls that have the liquid inside
it (Not a sex toy. Can be found in most stores in the toy isles). The
ones in which if you squeeze it, one side of the ball expands (like a
balloon does).Take the ball and stab two holes in it (let liquid
drain).Then, take a knife and cut ball in half (DO NOT cut holes or
cut into 2 pieces). Put penis through the holes and put the rest over
it. LubeMakesItFeelRealGood.

- April 12, 2009
Outdoor Wanking

I was reading on another site about this guy who was home alone
one night and was horny and decided to go outdoors to masturbate.

I am amazed more men haven't tried it. It's unbelievable. I have
done it a few times over the years, but a couple of weeks ago, I
decided to be a bit more daring. I walked naked down the side of
my house until I found myself on the pavement at the front of my
house. It was early morning and the sun wasn't quite up, unlike me,
I was as hard as a rock. Anyway I stood there briefly looking
around to see if anyone was around and no, there wasn't. As I
walked back to the rear of my house I started stroking my cock,
and it felt really good. I walked over onto my lawn area and
wanked away. When I blew my load, it was so intense. I am
getting horny just thinking about it. Take my word for it, if you
haven't tried the outdoor experience, do it. You wont be
disappointed. I might go out now!

- April 12, 2009
underhanded method

I tried this technique and it is really difficult. Maybe with practice I
could do it but I don't like it. The idea is you raise your leg and
bring you wanking hand under you leg and wank. The video made
it look easy, but it's harder than it looks. For now at least I will
have to resort to te old fashioned way. Sitting back naked in a
comfortable chair thinking about Britney Spears!. Yeah, I know
she has a bad reputation but the video clips are good!! Her and I
have had many hours of pleasure

- April 12, 2009
Rubbing the head

This technique was inspired by the way girls soketimes rub their

clit to get off. First, get your dick hard first, and position yourself
so that you're lying on your back, your penis lying back so its
bottom is pointing up (as flat against your stomach as possible).
Then, lick two or three fingers, getting plenty of spit on them, and
start rubbing the underside of your head. You will soon discover a
sensitive spot that you can rub to orgasm.

- April 13, 2009
Hands free

I discovered this technique when I was 17years old when I was
doing pullups. Get a tight pair of cycling shorts. Apply some lub
on your dick n tighs n lower abs, put on the cycling shorts. Get on
to a pullup bar.While hanging spread your legs open and closed or
do leg bicycle exercise. The rubbing of your lubed up dick with
legs gives a good orgisam and I shoot my load in my shorts. If you
are not goog in pullpus no problem, just lie on your back with your
legs raised and dick lubed and do a bicycle exercises till you
shhoot your load. And dont forget to wash your shorts ha ha.

- April 13, 2009
masturbate to relax

I found your website by mistake a month or so ago and I was
pleasantly surprised to find it. I was a bit horny one night and was
on the computer and I just decided to do a search for masturbation
just to see what was available, and needless to say I am a regular
visitor now. I have been mastubating for over 30 years and I never
get tired of it. It is as much a regular daily thing as eating. As I live
alone I very rarely worry about getting caught in the act, although

a couple of times I have received visitors on my doorstep just as I
was about to unload.

I find a good wanking session is like your other visitor, very
relaxing. I lay back in my favourite chair with a good video and
strip off and go to it. Every morning before work I spend at least
30 minutes exploring the pleasures of my own body. And now
since I found your site I am a twice a day man. Night time I spend
an hour or so reading your stuff and then I have a nice relaxing
wank before I go to bed. I use to feel a bit odd when I began
tasting my own pre cum. But after reading some of these people, it
is quite common. I must admit I have thought about swallowing a
little after I ejaculate, but it doesn't seem the same somehow. Any I
hope this gets put on your web as I have written a few times and
nothing ever gets printed

- April 13, 2009
One handed

I have a paralysed right hand which makes it impossible to
masturbate with both hands. But I have found that if I position my
right hand in between my leg and my scrotum so that my erect
penis rubs up against my rigght hand as I stroke with my left. It
adds a little bit more to the experience

- April 13, 2009
vacuum

I like to masturbate as a matter of fact I think I am in love with it I
like to sit an play an stroke my penis till I am real hard then I take
the vacuum hose place on the tip of my penis an turn it on am lrt it
suck me all the in then I pull it off till the head is almost out then
the vibs is so intense an about to cum it pull it off my penis is
throbing I wait till it subbides then I strat all over againi get so hard
I do this over an over till I cant take any more I stop an finish
myself by hand it leaves me very weak in the knees I do this about
three times a week an cum every time it is vrey rewarding for me
because I am 70 yrs old

- April 14, 2009
Re transcendental edging milking

I'm into ancient esoteric techniques of milking & edging under
bondage as a way to achieve transcendental ecstasy... Following is
an example scenario re teaching/learning the self-control necessary
to achieving this state:

The naked subject is bound (ideally, spread-eagled standing, as this
makes the entire body available for molesting) whereupon his
genitals are bound round the base to fix them firm, then he's
continually slowly erotically tickled, teased, masturbated, anally
invigorated, etc., to be continually brought to & excruciatingly
maintained on the threshold of orgasm but not causing it, not
allowing/denying him it. However, the subject knows that
if/whenever he succumbs & ejaculates without permission, he will

suffer a whipping of his inner-thighs (just enough to meaningfully
smart, not injure or harm)...

- April 14, 2009
tortoise tosser

Like the old saying about the tortoise and the hare, well it's the
same with masturbation. Take your time, enjoy the experience for
as long as possible. I have found as I get older, it takes me longer
to get the energy to go again. A few years ago, I planned a day at
home all day. It was great, I got out of bed and spent the entire day
masturbating. I never bothered to dress, I just spent the entire day
naked. I had plenty of mindblowing videos to keep me from losing
interest. I enjoyed myself so much I decided to have the next day
of work and do the same. By the end of the second day, my little
willy was all red and sore but I loved every second of it. So please
take the advice of a man who has been doing the old cock pulling
for many years, take it nice and slow.

I remember another day when I had a day off work, and I managed
to get a porno movie on cable. I must have wanked myself silly all
day. Every 30 minutes or so I was going at it. I was a lot younger
and the recovery time was a lot less. When I think back about that
day now, I still can't believe I came as many times as I did. Those
were the days!

- April 14, 2009
Old Hand

I agree with old hand. I have been masturbating for over 30 years,
and unlike most of my hobbies and interests, I have never become
bored. I probably enjoy it more now than I did because as I live
alone I can spend more time enjoying myself. No more having a
quick jerk during classes at school or having a quick pull in the
toilet at work. These days, I get myself ready and plan my
sessions. For instance a couple of days ago, after wanking for a
while I decided to switch the computer on and read some of your
suggestions. After reading for an hour or so I was starting to get
more and more turned on, but I still wasn't ready to end it. I then
found a story similar to mine. Today I have been home for a couple
of hours and at first I got naked. Very important! While I waited
for the computer I watched a little TV and then I logged onto your
site. My cock is hard but I have resisted the temptation to
masturbate, for one reason. And that is because when I finally
settle back and begin the intense pleasant that I get is something I
couldn't put into words.

I don't know if I am the only one but I find being able to put into
words that I masturbate regularly a bit of a turn on. Maybe
because, it is such a taboo subject, even now. Until I found this
sight awhile ago, I never admitted to anyone that I masturbated.
Although I was caught by by mom years ago. I was in the bath and
going at it and I she came, unfortunately I didn't! My cock
shrivelled like a tortoise going into shell. I was more careful next
time!

Anyway, back to what I said before, take your time! Enjoy the

experience. It's like travelling, the journey is just as good as the
arriving!!

- April 15, 2009
stockings

I love to masturbate with a woman's stocking pulled tightly over
my hard cock. The feeling as you slowly pull the filmy stocking on
is exquisite, and peaks when the toe of the stocking is tightly
against the business end. I usually do this while wearing a
garterbelt and regular stockings as well. The belt has a garter sewn
in front and I fasten the extra stocking to it. I can then stroke
myself thru the stocking and it is really fun.

- April 16, 2009
Hot Tub Suck Job

Having not found something similar here... Here goes..Find/own a
hot tub with a filter that is removable. Remove the filter. Get a
flexible hose, say 6-8 feet long, that sort of fits into the hole where
the filter goes, use duct tape or ? to make the hose diameter large
enough to fit into the filter hole. DO NOT put the hose near your
penis yet. Get a piece of plastic pipe that easily fits over your erect
penis and is larger than the hose, like 2 inch diameter, that is about
4 inches longer than your hard cock. Drill about 8 to 12 holes, say
about 1/2 inch diameter holes, all around the pipe and along the
length you want next to your cock, especially around the glans.
OK, now place the pipe over your penis, put the hose in the filter
suction hole and CAREFULLY hold the hose near or in the pipe.

DO not let go of the hose and hold it a safe distance from the end
of your soon to be very excited cock. Turn on the hot tub pump.
Once the air is out of the hose, the suction will start. The water will
rush in, through the pipe holes, onto and around your cock and you
will not believe the various sensations of message, suction and
vibration you can create by changing the positions of the holes to
your cock and so on. I can not describe the orgasm. It is super
powerful and seems to last forever, pulse after hip shaking
pulse.........

- April 17, 2009
Transcendental Masturbation

This technique requires a sturdy stool (or similar type seat with
fairly long legs), a suitable butt plug & cock ring, some lubricant,
and a clock nearby you can read.

Succinctly:

Naked, with the ring fitted, you sit yourself atop the stool, inserting
the plug into you as you do so, and then spread your legs wide
back 'round the stool's legs and hold them there by placing your
ankles/feet locked behind (so you can hold them so tense as if they
were bound); whereupon you then begin to slowly tease &
masturbate yourself... The object/purpose now is to repeatedly
bring yourself to the threshold of orgasm & maintain yourself there

on the edge for as long as possible-- but not cause/permit yourself
to ejaculate... Set yourself a fixed time for enduring this ecstatic
torture each session before allowing yourself the reward of climax
(why the clock); increasing the length each time until you acquire
the self-control to prolong it to achieving transcendental orgasmic
ecstasy...

FYI, this technique works best to resulting in its ideal goal when
performed on one by another person; with your legs actually bound
to the stool & arms tied behind you. And, conversely, it can
likewise be used for milking as a way in this regard.

Well, I hope you at least found this amusing if not interesting.
Whatever, I can assure you mastering this technique does, indeed,
work.

Thanks for your consideration & best wishes,

George

- April 17, 2009
Polishing your knob

I found the ideal way to make cleaning the house enjoyable. Do it
naked! It is such a turn on! When I was finishing, I was going to
see how it felt using the vacuum on my erection but it was far too
small. No I am not bragging, it was.

Anyway, when I finished I was sitting back having a bit of a
stroke, third of the day and I decided I would switch on the
computer. I have a couple of things to share that have happened
today.

First, I went for my morning swim before heading to work, and
after having a wank in the shower at the pool, I discovered I forgot
to put a pair of underpants in my bag. Consequently I had to free
ball all morning at work. That was a nice experience, and then at
the local fastfood restuarant the girl who served my food was such
a cute thing, I almost came in the pants. Then when I was leaving
the restaurant I saw some more cuties entering. I couldn't wait to
get home and take things in hand for the second time today. I don't
usually masturbate in the middle of the day, but I was so horny I
couldn't help myself.

That brings me to now, and as I said, I have been cleaning the
house naked and it was such a turn on. If anyone wants to improve
the boredom of cleaning the house, try it naked.

- April 17, 2009

More About Nipples

The male nipple receives relatively little press. Both genders are
mammals possessing nipples consisting of areola, teat, and
mammary gland. The secretory lactation gland is seldom active in
males, and active in females when stimulated by the hormone,
prolactin during pregnancy. The areola is the pinkish brown skin
surrounding the teat. It may be less sensitive than the teat. The teat
is erectile tissue in both genders. It is highly ennervated with
sensory receptors and is highly vascular to enable erection. In both
genders the nipple is mechanically stimulated by light touch, orally
or by any method. Nipple stimulation in both genders triggers the
brain to produce the hormone, oxytocin in the hypothalamus,
which is then stored in the posterior pituitary gland until being
released into the circulatory bloodstream after nipple and other
tissue stimulation. There are receptors throughout the body for
oxytocin, so the effects can be numerous. I list here those effects
which really make the nipples of both genders turn-on buttons that
enhance orgasm. Oxytocin may increase the erection strength of all
erectile tissues, may facilitate sperm and egg transport, and may
increase muscle contraction, such as in the abdominal and
ejaculatory muscles. It is possible to experience orgasm and
ejaculation solely from nipple stimulation. If you have never tried,
don't overstimulate the first few times as soreness may develop.
Lube is suggested. Nipple sensitivity and reaction time will
increase with practice. Enjoy.

- June 8, 2009
WET-GRASS MOONLIGHT

O.K. I've only done this a few times as it can be chancy. Where I
live, it gets hot and humid during the summer. At night, everything

gets totally wet as the dew settles. You go out at night and lay in
the wet grass. Take your clothes off so that you are totally naked
(that's the chancy part). You will probably already have a hardon.
Masturbate using your favorite technique. What makes this great is
that as you stroke, you will start to get hot and sweat. But the wet
grass is cool. The taller the grass the better. The cool wet grass
tickles your balls and gives you a great new sensation as you stroke
and sweat. When you ejaculate- I like to shoot all over my stomach
and chest- your hot cum mixes with your sweat and the cool dew. I
like to wank in the moonlight. I like to eat my hot cum mixed with
the cool dew. Try this one. Just don't get caught!

- June 9, 2009
Just Rub It uncircumcised

Its best to get completely naked. Lie down on your back and put
your legs up, with your knees bent. Now get some of your favorite
lubricants and put it right below the fingertips of your index,
middle and ring fingers of your dominant hand. Its great to rub
your body with the lotion, as it helps turn you on. After you're nice
and turned on, go ahead and firmly grip your penile shaft with your
non-dominant hand. Start to quickly rub the head of your penis
until orgasm. Its fine to stop to grab some more lubricant. This
feels really awesome if you are uncircumcised. You can do this
without your foreskin being retracted. If you do have your foreskin
retracted, remember to gently rub the head.

- June 10, 2009

Multiple Sock masturbation

get around 4-5 white sport socks. place each in side the other.No
push your hard penis in and any excess sock, roll back on itself.
then either jerk the socks or on your front hump the socks

- June 11, 2009
water glove

I just did this for the first time and it felt great!! I got a rubber
glove and filled the thumb hole half way with water. then I put a
towel below my back and penis and continued to stick the tip of
my penis into the hole. I then used my hand to stop the water from
getting out by squeezing the base of my shaft where the glove was.
then I made sure some water was in the little space I left for my
sperm when I reached climax. I then twisted the top of my
shaft/head in the glove and it felt great. I also grabbed the tip of the
glove where the space was and slowly pulled it upward which was
gave just as good a feeling. when I was ready to cum I began
twisting faster and faster and it was the best orgasm of my life. and
the best part is that there is little clean-up because the glove acts
like a condom and it is all in the little space.

- June 12, 2009
anal too

I am 44 and have masturbated all these years at least once a day.
Usually in the morning. Quite often though it is two times. After I
have a 'happy ending massage', I come home and do it twice after
that.

Anyway, I have found anal stimulation rocks. During one happy
ending sesion the asian chick jacked me with one hand, and used a
finger in little circles around my asshole. AFter a while she stuck it
in a bit as she jacked me. Now I have had dildos in my ass while
masturbating, and loved it - I have had a number of anal orgasms
and they are so intense its like penis? what penis? my ass feels
SOOOO great!

So try touching your asshole with a lubbed finger, maybe a
rounded/smooth spoon or brush handle. There is NOTHING
homosexual about this - there are so many nerve ending down
there its a crime to be missing out on this. Eventually you should
buy a vibrator and hold it against your prostate. IT IS INTENSE.
And do NOT be shy about going into a sex shop - if need be, do it
in the summer when uyou have a bit of sun burn adn you wont
'look' like you are blushing. also, everyone in there is there for the
same thing too and the people working there, have seen it all. I
have enjoyed vibrators in my ass while jacking, lifelike rubber
cocks with balls that are similar to my own cock (so Id know how
Id feel in someone), and sometime just my finger.

3 things to help make it better:

use lube give it time do NOT suddenly push things in, 'get there'.

when I cum during a self-anal stimulation session while jacking, it

flies over my head!

- June 13, 2009
Hairbrush and lube

I love to penetrate my anus when I masturbate. I take a hairbrush,
lube up the edge of my anus and the hairbrush and fuck away. I
move it in and out with my left hand and just jack away with my
right. The feeling of being penetrated turns me on so much I can
cum in a matter of about 5 minutes.

- June 15, 2009
Try this you will luv it.

I have been masturbating 30 years,and one thing I've learned is if
you stimulate the prostate your head feels like it going to pop off.I
always use so lube and an old tooth brush,slide the tooth up your
ass all the way till the brissles are the only thing sticking out,slide
it in and out a few times and grabe your cock and start jacking ( I
do this laying on my back)and with the other hand slide the tooth
brush in and out till you cumm,it feels amazing and I can tell a big
difference without the tooth brush,I don't cumm as much without
the toothbrush,I know it sounds wierd but it's good,I sometimes
smell a pair of my wife's panties while I'm jacking,have fun.

- June 17, 2009
Masterbation Torture

this Is Simple

Lube Up Or Use Spit (Best Lube EVER!)

Get yourself hard in an orderly fashion

But instead of wacking one off on a slow then faster as you about
to cum

go 10 reps fast, then 10 slow. and repeat

its a true test of your commitment, youll find it hard to go 5-10
minuets of this straight as the need to quicken up is hard.

- June 18, 2009
Beaded pillows

the first step is of course to get a hard-on. how you do this is up to
you. now I personally use a beaded foamy pillow (they are
cylindrical, and have a nylon/latex fabric and are filled with little
beads), and I roll over on top of it, with my hand below it, and my
penis above it. Then I use my hands to shape a sort of canal where
my penis will be going, and begind humping the pillow. if it gets

too hot or something, just rotate the pillow a little and you'll be
great. I recommend this strategy. but be sure to stop in time to not
cum all over the pillow, because they are a pain to wash.

- June 19, 2009
Speedo

When I was younger I was on the swim team and we got to keep
our speedo. I found that by wearing my speedo and doing my bed
was the best feeling and orgasm that I ever had. It also feels good
to do it when the speedo is wet because it feels like a woman's
vagina. Still to this day I have not found a better way to
masturbate.

- June 19, 2009
double masterbaton

First I take off my clothes then I play with my dick the once hard I
ly down on my bed and put my fingers in my ass jurk them up and
down and grab my dick and jerk it up and down as hard as I can

- June 19, 2009
new

If you want to cum like you never have before try doing it in
public. I love for strangers to see my penis when it's erect. I will
take it out almost anywhere, and I love to be watched when I cum.

I shoot way more when watched than any other time and I like to
shoot it on whatever is around including people. I just filled up a
neihbers mailbox in front of a car with 3 old ladies in it and I
thought I would never run dry. If something pisses you off, cum on
it. When the city concil here tryed to close a local sex shop I sent a
manila envelope to the concil pres. with a days worth of semen in
it. It had some contrbuted by a couple of friends as well. NEVER
WASTE AN ERECTION.

- June 20, 2009
Cupped hand tissue explosion-8

Well I just masturbated and towards my climax I layed down on
my belly and cupped my hand around my penis and I thrusted
down through my hand and had an awesome climax!

Tip: put a tissue in front of your hand for easy clean up!

- June 20, 2009
Pleasure yourself on the toilet

I love this site! Thank you everyone for the wonderful suggestions
about advanced masturbation. I am a 52 year old man and have
enjoyed masturbating myself since I was 10. One of my favorite
techniques is to strip to my white underpants and lower them to my
knees. I put a towel on the tile floor to give my knees some
comfort. I kneel in front of the toilet. I lift up the seat and let my

hard cock and soft balls hang over the edge of the cool hard edge
on the bowl. I love the feeling of cool pressure against the base of
my balls, and I proceed to fuck the toilet. My cock springs to
attention and I wank and thrust as deeply as I can, moaning all the
while. Sometimes I stand and turn around and position my asshole
on the cool edge of my hot anus. I rock back and forth on the edge,
happily manipulating my stiff cock and soft pouch. The contrast
between hot and cold is sometimes more than I can take. My cock
always grows rock hard. Eventually I turn around and kneel again
in front of the toilet and always shoot a big hot white load into the
toilet bowl. What a fantastic and liberating feeling! I hope some
fellow masturbators try this. Enjoy!

- June 22, 2009
ironing

I love to see my sexy wife wearing pleated skirts and smart, tight
black trousers, especially ski pants (yes, very sexy on the right
figure). When she goes out, I love to get naked and secretly iron
her clothes. I spend ages sharply pressing her pleats and the creases
of her black trousers and this gets my cock really hard. When I
have finished, I hang the garments over a towel radiator, then
attach nipple clamps to my nipples. Then I attach TENS electrodes
to the clamps and electrically stimulate my nipples while
masturbating. This is like a punishment and I pretend my wife is
my dominatrix and I have been caught doing her ironing. In about
30 seconds I have the most amazing orgasm, but I have to be
careful not to squirt over her clothes! Then, next time she wears
the garments, I can think about my secret masturbation session and
get even more aroused! Also, as I can`t do this very often, the
anticipation is really great when I know she is going to be out and I
am really turned on before I even start. So, get an item of clothing

that turns you on, get naked, get ironing, pretend you are a slave
and get cumming!

- June 23, 2009
milkshake

I like to have long sessions of self indulgence at the computer,I am
52 and have been jerking for many years,sessions are sometimes
hours ,you know that after all that time my hardness is a factor.I
have a technique that provides awesome pleasure and also indulges
my desire for genital abuse..I firmly grab my balls very tightly and
shake my penis up and down quite vigorously,the pre-cum starts
flying after awhile, followed by an intense ejaculation,it is best to
be in the bathroom by then lol

- June 23, 2009
waterslide

I was swimmig at my local pool today when I got really horny,
then I reaized I could jerk off while going down the waterslide.
The waterslide is dark and isn't open until the very end. doing this
was amazing when I came it was amazing and it stayed with me
the rest of the way down you have to be quick or it won't work.
Have fun

- June 26, 2009
Stop the shame and guilt trip. Praise god for the wonder gift of

sexual pleasure he gives us.

Give Glory to God for his wonderful gift of sexual enjoy for all to
enjoy. Masturbation is clearly a wonderful gift from God for and to
all to enjoy with no man made shame or man made guilt trips. God
is very pro-sex and very pro-nudiity. inkaboutit homestead com

This is very important because so many have shame or guilt over
masturbation. This is not from God but it is totally man made
shame and guilt trip with satan lies added.

People misuse the Bible and take thing out of context to try to
promote shame and guilt. This is wrong. Partner sex and solo sex
are wonderful gift from God for all to greatly enjoy. God invented
sex and the please of sex was God's ideal for pleasure and
enjoyment.

inkaboutit homestead com . Stop the shame and guilt trips over
sexual pleasures.

- June 27, 2009
RubberBand

Get a smallish rubberband and when your dick gets nice and hard
put it at the base, with lube and use your favorite hand and it will
be way worth it.

- June 27, 2009
Caught Out

I have been masturbating regularly for over 30 years and have tried
many techniques and places. I often fantasise about my neighbour
when I am masturbating and I admit to watching her in the shower
on a few occassions as her bathroom can be seen from mine. Our
windows are almost opposite and she has a full length mirror, so I
can get a full view. She is in her mid thirties and she is quite nice.
Anyway, the other day we were talking at the mailbox and she
happened to mention that she saw me watching. I was shocked by
it and at first I denied watching but she didn't fall for it.

Then she said that she was flattered that I found her that attractive
and she was even a bit turned on by someone watching. As the
conversation continued we eventually got to the point of making an
agreement that she would let me watch and wouldn't say anything.
The next time she showered she gave me an extra little treat by
putting on a little display of pleasuring herself as I pleasured
myself.

I am getting so hard thinking about her. So as you see getting
caught in the act is sometimes a good thing. It certainly opened up
new doors for me.

- June 27, 2009

New Adventure

I have been masturbating for a very long time. I like to set the
mood with my favourite video of lingerie models and swimuit
models and take off my clothes. Usually by the time I am naked
my penis is already starting to rise with anticipation at what is
about to happen. I then make myself really comfortable and begin
the mornings work.

Occassonally I take a little break and walk around the house
carressing my buttocks as I go. Giving myself gentle taps and
rubbing before returning to my erection and stroking some more.
This ritual can go on for a couple of hours as my video is a long
one until I am so horny I can't bare it any longer.

When I am ready to end it I grab some soft tissues and position
them over my throbbing knob which is often sticky with pre cum
juice and give it a little wipe before commencing the final strokes.

Then I adjust my stroking to concentrate on the lower part of my
penis right at the area above the scrotum. That area is very
sensitive and when I ejaculate the intense pleasure is unbelievable.
The first time I experienced this I thought I was going to pass out.
And the ejaculation wasn't just a couple of squirts. It seemed like it
was never going to end.

- June 27, 2009
Opposites

When I am watching tv and there is females wearing short skirts I
always sit hoping I will see their panties. I was on a bus years ago
and there was a girl I use to go to school with and I saw up her
skirt and I have never forgotten it. She was one of the most popular
girls mainly because of her looks. Ever since then I have been
fascinated with seeing more.

I was on the bus a couple of days ago and there was an attractive
girl sitting close by and I have to be honest she was gorgeous. Her
bare legs were perfect and I couldn't believe my luck when she
uncrossed her legs to show her pretty pink panties. I must admit it
caused a little swell and I was battling to get it down before I had
to stand up to get off the bus. I new that I had to stop looking but
the temptation was too much. I could feel myself getting harder
and I new I was going to come if I didn't get myself focused on
something else. Then the bus stopped and we all had to get off. As
I waited for the next bus and the she walked down the pavement I
gradually regained my composure.

I love the naked form of an attractive female. I love watching them
on the tv in all sorts of situations. But there is always something
more when I see up a skirt. Maybe it's because it is secretive. A
girl in swimwear is more visible and is prepared to be looked at.
But a skirt is different. They aren't intentionally showing their
body. That's what makes it such a turn on. The secrecy of the look.

I would love to be able to arrange a girl to sit opposite me now

while I masturbate as I look up her skirt. I will just have to be
satisfied with my memories of the other day.

- June 27, 2009
cotton bud

I like to read porn on the net and chat wit other middle aged men
who like wanking like myself. I will wear a slinky stretchy pair of
underpants preferably nylon with a single front skin and rock my
cock from side to side by the base of the shat. This gives the head
some stimulation but it doesnt usually come all the way out of the
foreskin. Then wehn ready I will pop my penis out of the pants but
keep them on and underneath my balls. I will wet a cotton bud and
very gently insert it half way into my urethra. As I wank the shaft
you can feel the bud but be careful not to rub too hard. When I cum
if it extreme and can shoot the cotton bud across the room. The
urethra is sore for a day or two so don't do it often. Enjoy!

- June 28, 2009
Sock-in-Bed

NOTE: For this, lube is not needed, but you can use it if you want
to.

What you need: -- A sort of fluffy or fuzzy sock. Sort of like the
ones you might wear in cold weather around the house. -- A bed
(with a matress crease at the right right to put your penis in when
on your knees) -- Your own organ of pleasure (your penis)

How to do it: You first get your penis erect by how you normally
get it erect (however that may be). Then, you put the fluffy sock on
your erect penis, with the fluffiest side touching it. Then, you get
down on your knees (a carpet or a pad or a pillow is recommended
if you have a hard-wood floor) and insert your sock enveloped
penis inbetween the two matresses, and you just pump in and out.

It works surprisingly well.

As an idea, if you have a good friend, you could have them do the
same thing, but on the opposite end of the bed. That way, you have
the bed pushing against you whenever you are not thrusting.

Enjoy! I know I do! :D

- June 28, 2009
last longer

I tryed this a while back and it was great. Shoot a small dab of
preperation h up your dick, wait a few minuts if you can, jerk off
normally. When you cum you will be able to hold your semen in
your dick for what seems like an hour,it's not that long of course.
You will also shoot a lot more, I do.

- June 28, 2009
Friendly Masturbation

One thing that gets me insanely horny is getting my dick out in
front of other men, I don't know why I just do. One time I was
watching porno with a friend when he took out his penis and
started masturbating. He did this without any real warning and he
didn't seem to be phased by me seeing his dick, so I plucked up the
courage, stood up and pulled down my pants. He looked at my
erection and said it made him really horny, and he asked if he
could touch it, so I let him grab my cock and it didn't bother me, so
I asked him to jerk me off for a while. He agreed to do it on one
condition, I did the same to his. As I was incredibly horny I agreed.
So he stood up and I grabbed his penis. It was long, and it felt
really nice to hold such a big cock. I jerked him off for about 5
minutes and he seemed to be really enjoying it, in fact he had to
stop jerking me off for a short time because it was feeling so good
for him. At this time I was at my peak of horny-ness, so without
even asking him I got on my knees and started to suck his penis. It
tasted really good and he started moaning as I did it more. After
about 10 minutes he let out a hugh moan and I caught his cum in
my mouth. I swallowed it and loved it! I then got up and jerked
myself off until I squirted a full load into my own mouth and I
swallowe that too. It was one of the best orgasms I ghave ever had,
and whenever I go to his house or vice versa, we regularly get
naked and play with each other's members. He even lets me
masturbate infront of him when he isn't in the mood, and if i'm
lucky he lets me cum into his mouth. I highly recommend
masturbating with a friend, it's insane!

- June 28, 2009
Turn On

I like to surround myself with beautiful things when I am
masturbating. Videos or dvds and photographs of attractive
women. I am more partial to younger women rather than women of
my own age. I don't find too many women my age attractive at all.
But women in there late teens or early 20's are to my liking.
Especially when they are dressed in short skirts or shorts or tight
jeans. There were a couple of young ones on the bus the other day
and one in particular caught my attention. Every time I think about
her I feel myself hardening

- June 29, 2009
Early Bird

I have always been a early riser. In more ways than one! I wake up
very early and the best way to pass the time is to masturbate. I
sometimes get up and watch some television other times I just lay
in bed and hold myself.

Since I found your website I often switch my computer on and read
your suggestions which are very good. I had no idea there were so
many people out there who enjoyed masturbation as much as me.

I don't have a favourite technique. They are great, but if I had to
choose one it would have to be the outdoor wanking. Although,
where I live is a bit cold to be naked for too long outside. My little
friend would get frostbite and I couldn't bare that.

I am also fond of the lingerie that one guy mentioned. Young

attractive girls showing off the hottest lingerie around, oh, my god.
I can't think of anything more enjoyable than to be watching non
stop lingerie while I stroke my large throbbing nob.

Well, there is one thing! I like to fantasise about chewing through
the material on my way to there tight opening and using my tongue
to remove every bit of bodily fluid.

All this talk has got me quite hard again. I may have to do
something about that before I head off to another day at work.

- June 30, 2009
Wonder

I often stop masturbating for a few minutes and just sit looking at
my erection in amazement. When people talk about masturbation it
is usually in jokes or poking fun at people but for me, I masturbate
every day at least once sometimes more.

My usual is in the mornings before work. It gives me something to
look forward to each day. I am often awake early and watch tv
while I have breakfast and do the other morning duties before I
settle back for a nice relaxing session lasting anywhere up to an
hour. Depending on what's on tv. I have cable so I prefer to watch
some girls in swimwear or something nice and revealing for me to
concentrate on.

It's always a very pleasurable experience but a few days ago I
discovered by accident that by concentrating lower down on my
penis nearer the testicles the sensation is so much better. It feels as
though my whole body is erupting. Like the flow of semen is
coming through my whole body before reaching the ejaculation.

Every time I have masturbated since I have felt the same. Just
thinking about it is getting me very hard and some nice models
have just appeared on tv. Better go and take care of business!

- June 30, 2009
Deeply erotic shower play

I always shave my gentitals so all the skin from around my asshole
across my perineum, balls, and all around my cock are super
smooth and sensitive. Then I stretch and get real limber. Next I
climb in the shower and get the water a nice warm temerature and
set the removeable hand-held shower head on a rather fine
streaming spray, like little gentle needles. I assume a limber spread
that exposes my whole perineum, ass, and cock while I hold the
shower head about 1 foot from my soft, smooth, and very inflamed
gentitals. The streaming sensation masturbates me to an extremely
heightened state of arousal. If I stroke my fully engorged cock with
soapy water at the same time, the feeling is undescribably erotic
and I can cum intensely. If I don't cum in the slower, I towel off
and experience an amazingly tingly and very erotically charged
session afterward because the entire area I just stimulated with the
shower head is now extremely aroused, engorged, and very
sensitive to all touches, stroking, and all pressures and further
explorations. You have to love your own sexuality and willingness

to be very erotic, then you will come to terms withthe depth of
your boundless pleasure.

- July 1, 2009
curl method

for me its all about rubbin the ridge of the head when I was young
I started with my thumb on top pulling my skin over the ridge with
2 fingers underneath by my twenties I had changed to a full fist
grip, I found it way better to pull my skin up, more rubbing on the
ridge aswell if I try and rub the ridge with just my thumb its to
sensetive, you need some skin between your thumb and the ridge
recently I have found that I can curl my hand in an up down
motion and my thumb can rub the ridge with no skin needed, wow
it feels great I ussualy use this curl method to build up over and
over and then like to go back to pulling my skin with the full grip
technique and let a volley of pleasurful spurts make a big mess so
you curl your hand clockwise while your moving up and down
using the bottom of your thumb (and the webbing like skin
between your thumb and finger) to lightly slide over the ridge on
the top of your head

- July 1, 2009
head massage

I started to do this when I was about thirteen. What I do is I start to
masturbate like normal for like ten seconds. Then I will just
squeese the head until I come. If you know the feeling of when u
are about to come you feel like that for a very very long time until

I come. You must try this. It is amazing!

- July 1, 2009
Home Alone

I usually plan my masturbation sessions in advance and always
make sure I have plenty of time because I like to spend a lot of
time at it. I have got the day off today and my wife is out so I can
take it easy.

My favourite is to strip naked and walk around the house fondling
my penis, teasing it and watching my erection rising and falling
and twitching as I brush my hand up against it. Almost as if it was
an accidental touch. It feels great. Then after a while I like to settle
down in front of tv with some video or something containing
attractive girls modelling swimwear or lingerie and imagine how
nice it would be to eat my way through the panties.

I often wonder if these lingerie models realise how many men and
probably lots of women masturbate as they parade up and down
showing off their beautiful tanned bodies.

Anyway, back to what I was saying. I like to stroke slowly rather
than fast frantic strokes. Apart from prolonging the pleasure of the
moment it keeps the little fellow fit and healthy for the next
episode without having any sore spots. I hope this gets put on your
site, as last time I put some suggestions on they were taken off
after a few days. Disappointing!

- July 1, 2009
Excellent Shower Masturbation

Ive been masturbating since I was Eleven but this thechnique
always worked best for me. First of all if you have a shower head
with the ''Massage'' or the ''jet'' turn on the water, take a cloth or
any kinda cotton-based material, put the cloth on top of your penis
and then put your shower head over the cloth , Ive done his
everyday since and still works fantastically!

- July 4, 2009
POOPY DIAPER MASTURBATION

This technique is geared more towards people who are diaper
lovers and masturbate in the prone position although it can also be
used with conventional masturbation.

While wearing a diaper or diapers, poop and pee in them. When
you are thru pooping nand peeing, sit down in the poop and squish
as much of as you can in between your legs and push it all over
your balls and up and down your cock. The poop will act as lube as
you masturbate.

Lay on your stomach put your hands in between your legs in your
preferred manner and begin rubbing the outside of the front of the

diapers humping the mattress or floor.

If you are using the conventional method of masturbation lay on
your back and rub the poop up and down the shaft of your cock
until orgasm and subsequent jaculation.

Use the poop and pee in your diapers a lubrication. Even if you a
not a diaper lover you may be surprised by the arousal diapers
create. Just the feeling of having your own poop rubbed up and
down your cock will surely bring you pleasure.

NOTE: for a more intense arousal be sure to use plenty of baby
powder or baby oil whichever is your preference.

- July 4, 2009
Fantasy Suck

One of the things I have wanted so much all my life is to have a
girl suck me. Whenever I am masturbating and watching a girl on
tv I like to fantasise about them sucking me. And I am not one
sided with my pleasure. I would gladly try my best to return the
favor with my tongue.

With getting sucked and me going down on a girl. I can usually
manage to masturbate for a couple of hours each morning until I

get to the point of wanting to ejaculate. As I am a middleaged man
I like to keep it up for as long as possible, because unlike when I
was younger, the recovery period is longer, and once I CUM, I
won't be ready for another session for at least a couple of hours.

- July 4, 2009
Home Alone 2

I love being home alone. It gives me plenty of time to devote to my
favourite past time. I usually like to spend a hour or two naked.
Surround myself with erotic images of girls modelling really sexy
lingerie or nude girls masturbating.

I had a video of two college girls going at it which kept me
entertained for a few weeks until I deleted it. I didn't want to have
to explain to my wife why I would want cute girls on my computer
in that situation.

Once I have been naked for a while and I am getting horny, I go
into my next phase of sitting naked in front of the tv and get really
comfortable and start to stroke myself. I usually have the tv set to
cable and search for a channel with some young girls. And then
stroke myself for as long as I want. Doing the slow stroking and
stopping briefly can prolongue this very pleasurable experience for
as long as I choose. But when I eventually ejaculate, the sensation
is unbelievable.

The thing that is often in the back of my mind is that my wife
could arrive and catch me and by this time I have gone too far to
give up so even if she walked right now, at this very second I
would have to finish off. I am definitely at the point of no return.

- July 4, 2009
Love it

I have found a new technique, and it's so simple. It involves the
stroking at the point of ejaculation. Just before I get to the last
couple of strokes I concentrate on the spot right at the base of my
cock, just above the scrotum. Just massage that spot and the xtra
sensation is tremendous. And it increases the amount of spurts. I
use to have two strong spurts and a dribble, but now I am having
three or four spurts and then some dribble. I am confident with
practice I can increase. Time to practice some more!! I hope you
enjoy trying this as much as I do.

- July 6, 2009
Balancing Act

I was reading on another site that masturbation can be addictive.
The way to find out if you are addicted is if masturbation begins to
interfere with daily routine then it is possible. Well, for me
masturbation is very much a part of my daily routine. Masturbation
in the morning is my favourite, because I often wake up early and
give myself a bit of a rub before I get out of bed. Then when I have
to get up, I go about my normal morning stuff, breakfast etc..
before I get comfortable with a nice video and masturbate for an
hour or so before I head to work. What I often think is Wanking

doesn't interfere with work Work interferes with Wanking And no
prizes for which one I prefer. I have had a couple of days when I
have planned in advance to have the day off work so I could spend
an entire day masturbating.

- July 6, 2009
The Aftershave

Just before having a wank, get your penis hard and pull your your
foreskin back and squirt 2- 3 squirts of aftershave onto the head!
The intensity of the tingle is immense!

- July 6, 2009
How often

I would like to ask the editors how often do you update this site. I
have written a couple of suggestions over the past month and I am
sad to say I haven't seen them.

I don't know if there are limits to submissions but as I have been
masturbating for many years and have developed many ways of
improving the enjoyment, I like to share my ideas. Although,
reading many of your things I have found that a lot of men share
my passion.

I was amazed to discover how many men like to taste their own
semen. I was a bit hesitant at first but I was surprised how horny it
made me feel after I did it.

I also have developed a technique of making the orgasm last longer
by putting pressure just above the scrotum. It can cause a little
discomfort as I add pressure with my finger to prolongue the
sensation and it causes short term soreness around the base of my
penis but it's worth it.

Anyway, I hope you decide to update soon cause I love reading
your stuff and I am pretty sure many of your readers would enjoy
reading mine.

- July 8, 2009
Accidental Pleasure

I have been masturbating regularly since I was a young guy and am
now a middle aged man. I thought I had tried all the methods
possible until I started visiting your site. How I found your site was
by curiosity when I had been masturbating for a while one night
and was getting very horny but wasn't ready to end my night of
pleasure. I decided to log onto the computer and look for some
naked girls and found lots. Then I decided to type the word
masturbation and was amazed and quite excited at what I had
found. I was like a kid in a candy store. That first night I read and
read while I masturbated for what seemed hours and by the time I
was almost ready to explode, and I had the juice flowing it was
very late at night. I was so hot and horny I could not believe it.
When I finally ejaculated I was exhausted and I slept very well that

night.

When I woke the next morning and was having breakfast I started
to think about how good the night before had been and before long
my penis was up and wanting attention which I promptly attended
to. I put the computer on and found the site I had visited the night
before but I wasn't satisfied. I decided to have a read of other sites
and that's when I found yours.

I was hooked. I couldn't believe how many stories, suggestions and
videos I was looking at. At first I just read and masturbated but I
decided to contribute something myself. It was a bit scary at first
admitting to god knows who about my habits and fantasies but I
kept writing. Now I am not concerned about it at all.

- July 8, 2009
Hot Tip.

I regularly masturbate and love trying all sorts of things. My motto
is if it feels good do it. And what people don't know won't hurt
them. Two very good things while masturbating! I am happy to
experiment with different stuff although, some things I am still a
bit reluctant to try when it comes to inserting objects in a anus.

I am a great fan of the use of food products to spice things up a bit.
I have used bananas regularly. What I love to do is get myself
really hard and peel a banana and use the banana to rub my
erection and cover my penis with moist banana. I then suck the

banana, fantasizing that I am actually sucking my own penis and in
a way I am. As the pre cum is flowing and mixing with the saliva I
get the closest to sucking myself as possible. I keep this up until
either my penis blows or the banana falls apart. Either way I have a
great deal of fun.

- July 8, 2009
PC Masturbation

One of your old contributors mentioned how much he enjoys
reading the suggestions while he masturbates. I agree totally. Since
I found your website I am spending so much more time on my PC.
I have gone from masturbating in the morning before work to
coming home and masturbating in the evening as well. I can't help
myself. Masturbation for me is like a drug, the more I do the more
I want. Although, I am a middle aged man so now I prefer to go at
it slowly and for longer periods rather than a 10 minute wank in
the shower. Although, spending an hour or so in front of the
computer can be great. The time goes far too quickly. I was
masturbating the other night and when I finished it had been
almost 2 hours!! I have even found myself getting hard through the
day at work in anticipation of what the evening is going to be like.
Especially when I come across an attractive girl on the street. I am
finding myself fantasizing about them more whereas before I
started masturbating twice daily I would look at them and
remember for the following morning now the fantasies are fresh in
my mind each night as I am reading and fantasising, and combine
the two.

- July 11, 2009
Meatal Pump

This is one of my favorites - open up your pee hole with a rubber
pencil grip - they are usually soft and ribbed - insert into urethra so
that the rubber is almost out of sight. Lube a cue tip or cotton bud
with vaseline and insert into the rubber stent, passing through it
into the urethra. Pump in and out in and out while pulling down
hard on the foreskin. cum will ooze out the end of your cock when
you ejaculate.

- July 14, 2009
Plastic Bag vagina

okay, this is the best way to have a awesome orgasm... All you
need is: vaseline (Petroleum jelly) plastic sandwich bag (small)
pillow (optional enhancement)

1st prep the pillow with making a small hole in one bottom just the
size of your penis. Next cut the closing part off the sandwich bag
and turn it inside out with your and... scoop your hand with the
plastic bag around it to fill the bag with vaseline Petroleum jelly
and revert the bag back to normal... now stick your penis into the
filled bag and move it around to cover it in vaseline now stick your
penis with the bag over it into the pillow and adjust yourself...
hump it like a real person and it feels awesome and smooth! have
fun and be creative

- July 15, 2009
Secret Agent

Probably the riskiest masturbation technique I have ever attempted
in my life.

First off you need a victim, make sure they are sleeping. Then strip
down fully naked and get as close to them while they sleep.
Starting jerking off however you want, but I seriously advise you
only use yourself and maybe some lube... NO PROPS!

Be very quiet and if you really want to excite yourself, try to get as
close as possible and make sure your victim is facing you. This
terrifies me as I know they could open their eyes anytime...

I do this with my girlfriend sometimes, it makes a more relaxed
environment. Try to do it at about 4-5am or something on a
Saturday :P This juices things up even more because just imagine
how they are gonna react after sleepless night. :)

----- Try doing it with a family member. It's much scarier but the
orgasm is amazing. ----

It's up to you... Risky or Relaxed, Enjoy!

- July 15, 2009
Ice cube

For all you pain fetish fans out there, this is the one for you. What
you do is get one or two ice cubes from your freezer (Wedges are
easier to use, and 2 ice cubes are more satisfactory.) and put them
into your anus. It may hurt slightly, but the feeling when you
orgasm is too great for words. The only way for it to work is to try
to keep the ice cubes in your ass until the melt. I orgasmed harder
then I ever have, and it's 5 minutes later and I am still shaking from
relief. the best part is it's ice and will slowly melt inside your ass
and will make you feel cold in both the anus and prostate areas
making an sensation that is just.... extraordinary. Best done on a
toilet.

- July 15, 2009
Male Clit

Start rubbing the frenelum (the part right under the head) just like a
girl rubs her clitoris. I can get off by just doing this sometimes
even through my underwear or maybe even my shorts if I am really
horny... This work really well to get you ultra horny or as foreplay!

- July 16, 2009
Tickle Tip

This technique requires a fully erect penis and it is two fingers

only. The index finger and thumb and all it is is very gentle
touching of the tip of your penis. Alternating between ciirclular
motions and bringing you fingers together while gently touching
the penis as if you are about to pick something up. I discovered this
the other night while I was watching tv.

I started to get a bit horny and decided to strip off and masturbate
but as I was also interested in watching the end of the program I
decided to combine the two. While alternating between stroking
and fondling my throbbing penis I did the tip stroking as described
and was pleasantly surprised at just how good it felt. The trouble
with this technique is it feels so good it can bring on ejaculation
sooner than desired so if you are like me and prefer to have long
sessions I suggest alternating the stroke to include a little shaft
rubbing as well.

- July 16, 2009
I love it.

I have been masturbating regularly for a long time, and believe me.
I have no intention of stopping. Since I came across your website I
have been masturbating more and the fantasizing is a lot more
intense. So many ideas and videos. I have recently discovered a
new technique and it can be done almost anywhere but is a bit
messy.

I cross my legs and stroke my erect penis with my inner thighs and
this is great if you like to masturbate at the PC like me. It takes a

bit of practice but it is worth the effort.

- July 24, 2009
my new way

I love to masturbate an cum I have tried it many ways I thought of
a new way I have a meat srygine it about the size of a quarter with
a small in the end I play with my penis till I am good an hard an
stroke my self till I am about to cum then I put the tip in my pee
hole then I stroke some more till I start to cum when I start to
shooting I pull out on the plunger an suck my cum up in it then I
keep it in the frige I do this four or five times till it is about half
full the next time I get a big hard on I put it in very warm water to
warm my cum I stroke my self till I am about to cum I stop an lube
up the srygine as my anus an insert it in about three inches then I
stroke my self till I strat to shoot when I do I push the plunger in an
shoot my warm cum in anal canal when I do I cum like never
before it is the greastes feeling I love it I have done it many times
after that the thought of having your own cum inside of you is
mind blowing so try it I think you will like

- July 24, 2009
git r dun

i'm 50yrs old and for me, masturbation is much like going to the
bathroom. It's something I do to expel built up fluids then get on
with my day. Usually in the morning, but sometimes at night. I
usually hump a pillow, tho sometimes I'll insert a dildo in my ass.
Some fantasy is involved, but once I'm done, I'm done. I don't

think about it much - I just like to get it out of the way.

- August 2, 2009
Flick off Your ass

For this you may want to wear something on your hand if your
taking your time. First get your fingers wet and make sure your
erect(turned on). Next put your middle finger in your asshole and
get in about half way.Then start doing a 1 hand masturbation
technique that you like .Start pushing your finger deeper and start
acting as if your having anal sex and vaginal or giving a deep
throat. After a while ad a finger or use your thumb. The sensation
is wonderful.

- August 2, 2009
Clothes humping

I only came in a woman's pussy one time and did so in many
mouths (men and women alike), and I really love the feeling of
busting a nut without using my hands. So one day I'm doing
laundry in my finished basement and I get horny all of a sudden. I
stroke my dick for a bit, wiping the precum with a pair of soft
fleecy shorts and the idea hit me to lay the shorts down on the floor
and hump them. I got down, my cock on the shorts and my back
arched up and humped those shorts like I was bangin Jenna
Jameson. I did this for half an hour or so and finally blew a load,
with a big puddle of cum on my shorts and wow! Needless to say I
haven't abandoned that technique simply because it felt awesome
and because my orgasm is more intense than using my hand.

- August 3, 2009
rub over technique

One way I found that works really good is: 1. by using either a full
grip where thumb and pointer finger join, or thumb on top and
pointer and middlefingers along the bottom, first you grip the base
of the penis 2. bring your hand up pulling your foreskin up over the
ridge of the head 3.use your thumb base, gripping tightly, then run
the top of your thumb over the ridge back and forth. Your thumb
only needs to click back and forth, your hand isnt moving! All of
this done while clenching your muscles in your penis (Feels like
you dont want to pee). you will get there by doing that gaurenteed,
I like to slow it down a bit and even make really short like strokes
over the ridge of the head damb that feels good. With that I can get
4 strong spuirts and 1 or 2 more dribbles.

- August 4, 2009
Multiple Shorts

Gather up atleast 3 Boxers -Novelty ones that are soft like joe
boxer and tight stiff ones - Must be Boxers- put them on from
softest to stiffest and stick your dick through all the wholes and
masterbate. the materials of the underwear tickling and scratch the
shaft it gives a great orgasm.

- August 4, 2009
27

PILLOW FUCK - Get a dry clean bag and open the top part way.
Turn it upside down and step into it with both legs, pulling the bag
up to about mid-thigh. Pull the open end up to your chest. Lube up
your cock and the general area with plenty of your favorite
personal lubricant like KY or vegetable oil. Lube up your nipples if
you like nipple stimulation, too. Lay on your back in bed and wrap
a pillow or soft blanket into a roll or tube shape, insert your plastic-
wrapped and lubed up cock and pump away. Another way is lay on
the pillow tube and fuck it. I've found this very stimulating,
producing big cums.

- August 4, 2009
the origanal twist

ok you go as you would but just as you cum twist the penis(not to
hard) the orgasum is amazing but do it outside you feel like your in
heaven(dont get caught

- August 6, 2009
the soft touch

I like the soft touch I am a avid masturbater it just I cant get
enough of it I like to sit in front of a mirror spread my legs real
wide so I can watch myself reaal good then I take my fingers tips
an slowly run them on my inner thighs across my ball sack up an
down my seven inch shaft an watch it jerk an dance around when I
am about to cum I stop till the urge subsides then I start all over

again I do this for one to two hours by now the precum is realy
flowing my balls is realy tight I know I am about to cum then it
happens for to five spurts of thick cum makes me feel so good that
I can still cum such a big load for I am sixty plus

- August 11, 2009
advanced masturbation tips for men

I like to dress in gorgeous pantyhose with the gusset cut out for my
cock, ball and ass. when im only semi hard I spread my legs wide
and work the head of my cock against my hole. after a while if
your lucky the tip will pop in. fucking yourself is so hot and makes
for a furious cum!

- August 14, 2009
Counting Masturbation

What I enjoy doing is going until the verge of an orgasm, stopping,
then counting to 10. Then I do the same thing except this time I
count to 20. I do this until I reach 100 then have an amazing
orgasm. Try it. It really works.

- August 15, 2009
my favorite lube

I recently was out of lotion and experimenting with household
lubes. I tried mayonaise, wow it was great. once it warmed up a
little I could stroke forever and it got better and better. my penis
just shined while I stroked. I shot a huge wad that night. it takes a
little time to clean up though.

- August 18, 2009
pocket wank

You know how those trackie pant or whatever pants with deep
pockets? use it to your advantage so you can yank to your hearts
content but don't blame me if you blow and wreck em. I tried on
car trip at 11 was awesome. its a stealthy way to yank.

- August 20, 2009
Watch stroke and rub

First I start out watching porn, any porn. I like watching girls squirt
the most though. I usually just touch myself for a while but I do
not stroke my cock. After 10 minutes or so I like to get naked and
start playing with my nipples for a little different sensation. This
gets me really horny. Then I sit on the edge of a bed or couch so
that my anus is exposed. I start to stroke my cock with my right
hand. I take my left middle finger and lick it to get it nice and wet.
I then start to rub my anus with my left middle finger and cradle
my balls with my left palm. After a few minutes I start to apply
more preasure to my anus but I only penetrate a half inch or so;
just enough to send a thrilling sensation all the way to the tip of my
cock. I keep rubbing my anus and stroking my cock until I'm close
to cumming. Then I stop for a few seconds and only rub my anus.

This keeps me just at the point of cumming, but I dont cum. It's
awesome. A repeat that for a while until I cant stand it anymore
and I explode in a huge orgasm. I usually shoot my load during this
technique and I am normally not a shooter.

- August 21, 2009
true story

I have a

Fleshlight

that I use it as often as I can I love I have

masturbated for many years I started when I found out playing
with my penis felt so good then I got my fleshlight its wonderful
now I got a new toy the autoblow the first time I used it I thought I
would lose my mind the it left me weak in the knees I love I love
so anybody out there who loves to masturbate an cum as much as I
do I suggest that you get both of these toys you wont regret it I am
sure that you will use them as often as you get the chance

- August 22, 2009
Milk Carton Magic

Here is a really great way to get off I discovered by accident. Just
get a flavoured/regular milk carton that has a 'spout' in a diamond
shape, where you pour the milk out. Use a bit a of lube on yourself
and the hole, then start drilling, it feels awesome but you have to
experiment with angles to find which one is best. It feels just like
youre doing your woman.

- August 22, 2009
hands free mind blowing orgasm

This is quite an easy (but unusual) technique, it delivers a huge
emotional build up followed by slowly exploding, strongest
orgasms I have ever experienced. Just a quick word of advice
before you start, make sure you're alone and nobody is likely to
drop in, as it is a little noisy way of doing it. Also, for the best
effect, do not masturbate for a day or so before you try this. Find a
round bowl, pot or basin (plastic or metal... do NOT use glass!) big
enough to sit on it, very much like sitting on the potty. The bowl
should have rounded, smooth outer edges. Put a small amount of
lube on your penis to avoid any abrasions. Strip yourself naked if
you wish. Sit on the bowl with your penis inside, it is important to
keep your legs together. Press your bum into the bowl to evacuate
as much air as possible out of the bowl. When you feel you're as
close to the bottom of the bowl as possible, try to move up a little
WITHOUT LETTING ANY AIR BACK INTO THE BOWL. You
should feel some suction on your bum and your penis. Now, open
your legs SLIGHTLY, just to let some air back into the bowl, as
the air rushes back in, it will tickle and rattle your penis crazy!! At
the same time, you will hear a hissing (or farting) sound of the air
entering the bowl. Then, repeat the whole thing again and again...
press yourself down, then move up, and so on. It might take you
just a moment to find the most comfortable spot on the bowl to get
the maximum effect of suction, and the most effecient movement
of your hips, it is well worth the effort! In a matter of a few
moments (minutes) you should experience an orgasm that
gradually builds up to an impressive, explosive warm eathquake
running from your toes into your fingertips, it rattles your eyelids,
it sends shivers through your penis and bum and it shakes your
whole body! You might want to do it while sitting in your
favourite armchair, or on a sofa to support your back. This

technique leaves your hands free to do whatever (to play with your
nipples), you may want to put your hands at the back, just pretend
they are tied up, to give yourself a little exotic torture. If you want
to be a little kinky, clamp your nipples with cloth pegs, put your
favourite movie on and go for it!! Enjoy!! I discovered this when I
was just a little boy, but I did not realize I was actually
masturbating until I was about 6 or so. Now, I'm well over 30 (and
married), and it is still my favourite way of reaching mind blowing
orgasms. When I was a little boy, I discovered I could create quite
a bit of suction while sitting on the potty, just by moving up and
down. The suction would keep pulling my penis into the potty
creating a nice sensation. When I was about 6 I found na old spare
pot in the basement and I tried the same trick... I got a little scared
when I felt very exotic and strange sensation going through my
entire body, at the time I didn't know what it was, but I knew it felt
good, so I started doing it on regular basis (locking myself in the
basement)until I was about 11. Then I discovered I could use my
hands as well... but I only masturbate with my hands when I'm
away from home... nowdays I have a stainless steel bowl and a
plastic basin tucked away in the darkest corner of my workshop.

- August 27, 2009
Inverted Penis

This technique only works with uncircumcised penises. While your
penis is still soft, push the shaft and head of your penis back into
your body. Hump on a bed or pillow and you will cum naturally.
For more sensation, wear speedos while doing so.

- August 29, 2009
Fillin hose

Who doesn't love the feel of nylon on your cock? I simply take a
knee-high, preferably one that my wife has worn to work that day
and secure the elastic part around my testicles. This holds them
snug and adds more pleasure.Pull the knee high tight to the base of
your cock and stroke away. Sometimes I use multiple knee highs to
squeeze my balls tighter and, if I have a large load of cum it
doesn't drip out. If you jack a big load with one it will drip through
quickly. Knee highs are cheap and they catch the cum well.

- August 30, 2009
1

I usually tie a long string around my balls and stretch them out and
then tie the string around my waist.I then walk around the house
and jack off sometimes really fast and then slowly.It makes for
some good ball slapping noise.My neighbor heard me one day so
she came over to check on me and I was jacking really hard when
she came to the door.I couldnt shoot my load till I untied the
string.she wanted to watch me finish,so I lether..

- September 2, 2009

Warming a Fleshlight using a convection oven

My convection oven has a dehydration mode. So I set the
temperature to 115 degrees, some may like to set it to 105 degrees.
If yours does not offer that, maybe it has a dough rise cycle that
should work too, that's usually around 105 degrees. I would not do
this in a regular oven, temperatures could vary as much as 15 to 20
degrees off.

Then I leave it in the oven for at least a hour, When I ready to use
it, I pull it out and lude it & me up. The sensation feels so intense
when I insert. The way the

Fleshlight

hugs my penis it feels like a

tight 18 year old. For some reason I can stroke a long time before
cumming. I guess I want the feeling to last as long as possible.

- September 2, 2009
Better Suction control

Take the end cap (small end) and first drill a small hole in the
center, like a 1/16 of an inch. Then put back on tight.

Now you will need to test it. With the holes so small you should
notice the resistance when you insert fast, find the pace that you
like. If its too much resistance, then drill the hole a little bit bigger.
Repeat this until you achieve the right amount for you.

Now if you like maximum suction on withdrawal, just use a finger
to cover hole. You be amased at the suction, If you keep this
rhythm release on insert the cover on withdrawal.

Other Ideas, drill three small holes in a triagle shape, not spread to
far apart. You will want to be able to cover all three with one
finger. Then you can cover one two or three to adjust.

I working on a way to make a reed valve. Then easy insertion and
great suction on the way out. Then I could stick in a stack of
pillows to plow my

Fleshlight

.

- September 2, 2009
Young Virgin

I am in my early 20's and am still a virgin. I masturbate daily as I
live alone and love masturbating for long periods rather than a
quick wank in the shower. I prefer to lie back in front of the
television and watch a video or dvd of some attractive girls in it
and put it on auto replay so it keeps playing my favourite bits until
I am so horny I can't resist the temptation to blow my load.
Yesterday there was a young schoolgirl at my bus stop and she was
wearing a really short skirt, and to my pleasure she kept fiddling
with her skirt to show more and more of her thigh. I couldn't help
looking she was gorgeous and I was getting a pretty good view.
Last night my imagination filled in the gaps while I masturbated
and as I write this I am starting to feel the need to masturbate
before I have an embarrassing accident.

- September 5, 2009

The turkey baster

Everyone probably knows what a turkey baster is?? It is a long
heat resistant plastic tube with a rubber squeeze ball on one end of
it. Cooks and Chefs use this item to baste turkys, roasts and other
oven cooked meats. They simply stick the pointed end of the tube
into the bottom of the roasting pan,squeeze the rubber ball then
release it sucking the meat juice up into the tube. Then they
squeeze the ball again and shoot the juices out over the meat being
cooked. Anyway, take the rubber squeeze ball off of the clear
plastic tube. Note the hole in the rubber squeeze ball about 1 and
1/4 inches in dia. Get some vasoline, you will need some
lubrication. Smear some of the vasoline over the head of your
penis and I little on the inside of the opening of the rubber squeeze
ball. Now, squeeze the ball in your hand to force all the air out of it
and hold it like that. Then press the opening of the rubber ball up
tight to the end of your penis and hlod it there. Next, slowly release
the rubber ball and note how the ball attaches its self to the head of
your penis by way of suction. Now, with a little bit of effort, try to
slip as much of your penis head into the opening. If you keep
trying, you can get the head of your penis all the way inside the
rubber squeeze ball. Its a tight fit but it is well worth your time and
trouble to get it inside the ball. (You guys that have eight to ten
inchers are possibly out of luck) Now that you have it inside the
ball, let the fun and fantastic sensations begin. Work the ball back
and forth on your penis. (squeeze the ball as you do so) Feel the
sucking sensation on the head of your penis? Feels like the tight
lips of a beautiful women sucking like crazy on it. Keep it going
and it brings on a very strong orgasm. The orgasm it creates is
possibly larger and more powerful then the real thing. I once tried
leaving it on after having an orgasm. I continued to masturbate into
it and it sucked up another full errection. In no time I had another
orgasm and ejaculated for the second time into the ball. I again left
it in place and went at it for the third time. This time when I
ejaculated that was everthing I had. The rubber ball's suction had

completely drained me of my supply of semen. It was wonderful.
Three of the most powerful orgasms back to back that I have ever
had.

- September 5, 2009
banana and glass technique

Take banana smash it nd fill it inside a glass, now slant the glass
and keep it between two beds, now insert your penis and feel the
sex pleasure. its really worth, try it..

- September 5, 2009
Daylight Delight

I woke up in my usual way this morning hard! And there is nothing
I like better than an early morning play before I get out of bed. By
the time I got up I was pretty horny and ate breakfast and settled
down with Britney video and began masturbating, but this morning
I decided I was going to try something different so I went out side.
It was great, bit risky as my neighbours could possibly spot me as
it was broad daylight but it felt so good it was definitely worth the
risk. So any of you who haven't tried daylight outdoor
masturbation it is a wonderful experience.

I am getting quite horny again and I have only just finished a short
time ago. Oh, well twice in half an hour pretty good for me.

- September 6, 2009
What is it

I love reading your suggestions page. Although I have been
masturbating for quite a while I am always on the lookout for new
exciting ways to pleasure myself. One thing I can't understand
though is men masturbating each other. I mean, if they were
homosexual yes. But these supposedly straight guys wanting to
wank another or suck each others penis no.

Editor's Notes:

They seem to like masturbating and have

fascinations with penises, but they do not like to be romantic or
in love with another man. Personally, I can understand the
masturbation desires, but I agree with you when it comes to the
oral sex. It seems to be quite a stretch to still consider yourself
totally straight if you actually enjoy going around sucking
penises. However, they may just be expressing curiousity or
fantasy. They might not actually do it in real life.

- September 7, 2009
No Sucking

I can't imagine anything better than starting the day with a good
session of masturbation surrounded by gorgeous young girls. Well,
photos or videos. The real thing would be better! I have often
masturbated watching lingerie models on tv. But more recently I
have been spending more time on my computer. I had no idea it
could be such a turn on to read about other mens techniques. Even
though I am not gay I find it a real pleasurable experience. I
wouldn't ever masturbate in front of another male like your other

reader, and I certainly would suck another male. I would love to be
able to suck myself though, that wouldbe wonderful. I am getting
wet just thinking about it. I better go and take care of business

Editor's Notes:

See Editor's notes above.

- September 9, 2009
Between the legs

In the shower is best.first lay on the ground then use any lube.then
push your cock between your legs then make it go up and down in
your legs.feels g r e a t!!!

- September 10, 2009
Satifisfaction

I can guarantee satisfaction with this technique but you have to be
patient. First of all, masturbate until the penis is so hard that it
starts to feel uncomfortable being careful not to get to the point of
ejaculating. I haven't even touched myself yet, and I am already as
hard as a rock. Don't worry touch much about the pre cum that
starts to flow, you can use this as lube or if you like you can wipe
with your finger and lick it. I quite like it, and from reading the
suggestions here so do a lot of others.

I like to fantasise a lot about girls that I know or some pretty ones I
have seen in the preceding days. There is a schol girl I see
regularly and she likes to wear short skirts which I also like very
much.

Anyway, when the penis is really hard just get two fingers, index
and thumb or index and next finger is great too, and stroke the
entire length of your penis slowly, and gently. Don't get impatient
and stroke to fast, it's best when you take lots of time. Even when
you feel you are about to ejaculate you may feel like gripping or
stroking faster, but don't. The sensation is unbelievable and the
ejaculation lasts longer. Leaving ou very satisfied and if don't
correctly, a little exhausted.

Hope you enjoy. I always do!!

- September 14, 2009
pure pleasure

a few days ago i read all of the new stories the one that i liked was
about the meat syringe i just had to try it i we just happened to
have one i got it an took off all clothes as i like to be naked when i
masturbate it dont take much to get me hard i watch myself in a
mirror as i stroke my penis when i was about to cum i put the tip in
my pee hole as i started to cum i pulled the plunger out an sucked
all of my cum in it was a very big load i put it in the frige to keep it
i done it four times till it was almost full then as he did i warmed it
up just thinking about i got a raging hard on i was so hot an horny i
didnt have to stroke very long as i was about to cum i lubed up my
anus an the sygringean inserted in my anus as deep as i could as o
started to cum i pushed the plunger in as my hot cum entered my
anal canal i came the biggest load i ever had it was great i will do it
more often thanks to the other man for his idea it was the best ever
the thought of your own cum inside of you is so hot

- September 19, 2009
No Excuse

I am one man who doesn't need an excuse to masturbate. I enjoy it
so much. I don't usually need lubrication as I prefer the slow
stroking technique as suggested by some of your other readers.
And I am not afraid to admit I am rather partial to the younger
ladies.

Nothing gives me more pleasure than to see a attractive young
female who has a good form and isn't afraid to show a bit. I am
watching one of my videos while I am writing this and my knob is
bouncing around twitching just waiting for me to start stroking. I
like to tease myself a bit which probably sounds weird but it adds
to the excitement.

I generally wait until my juices are flowing as they are now. I just
felt a little pre cum getting released. I like to dab a little on my
finger and taste some from time to time, especially when I am
really horny. I prefer to be totally nude when I am masturbating as
well, as I like to run my hand all over my body not just the penis. It
adds a lot more enjoyment.

The girls are getting a little anxious and so is the little guy so I will
put them both out of their misery by doing what cums naturally!!

- September 20, 2009
teddy bear wank

i have been doing this since fore ever. all you have to do is find a
stuffed animal, and slit a hole in the groin. it has to be a perfect
size and shape for your cock. you then stick your cock in it. then
just hump. the cotton really makes your cock happy. when you
have had an orgasm you don't need to clean up. your cum just is
abbsorbed by the stuffing. it is really exciting.

- September 21, 2009
sock twist

place a tight fitting sock over the tip of your penis, then slowly
lower it down the full length of your shaft, twisting it around as
you go. then bring it up in the same way but this time you spend
about a minute at the tip, just twisting that sock round and round.
this goes on for a few minutes, then take off the sock, get the Vas
on. raise your legs above your head, plcae your hand through your
legs and grab your penis in an upside down grip. then you are
going to hammer your cock with quick, long, luscious strokes. do
this for about 30 seconds, making sure that your balls dont miss a
stroke. stop, then go back to the sock. this can be repeated as many
times as possible, the more time you hold out, the better result.

Also, dont be scared to really slam your balls, if your legs are
above your head then your balls move right underneath the penis,
allowing you easy access to bash them like there's no tomorrow.

- September 25, 2009
Marathon Man

I have been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, planning my
sessions. I am in the fortunate position of having the house to
myself for the entire weekend and I have only one thing on my
mind. Masturbation. I have often wanted to go at it for a couple of
days but until now I haven't been able to. The most I have done is
6 sessions in one day.My aim is to break that record, and in
preparation, I refrained from masturbating all day yesterday.

I don't have a favourite technique, it all feels so good it's difficult
to pick one, but what I usually do is strip naked and masturbate in
front of the television usually with some videos of attractive
models in lingerie or swimwear. Or the music channel is great for
young females strutting their stuff.

But I do spend a lot of time reading your suggestions so I think I
will be keeping the computer logged on to your site today, for if I
need a little help getting myself up. Although, after missing my
session yesterday I am more than ready

- September 25, 2009
Sucking Fantasy

I refer to your earlier reader who commented about the male
sucking another male. I fantasise regularly while masturbating
about the joys of oral sex. Me going down on a girl or a girl going
down on me, but never have I fantasised about sucking a man, or a
man sucking me. And even it is only fantasy, unless you are gay
fantasies wouldn't extend to other males. And the way I would
look at it is, if you masturbate and I love it, that's great. Even if
you want to masturbate in front of someone, that's okay. But as
soon as you suck another man's penis you need to admit it, your
homosexual!

- September 25, 2009
Fantasy World

I have been masturbating for years and I thoroughly enjoy
everything about it. As I don't have a sex partner and live alone I
can spend a great deal of time concentrating on my favourite past
time.

Whenever I see an attractive young female in the street I try to
make a mental note of what she looks like, clothing etc. so when I
am masturbating later, I can picture her in whatever fantasy I
choose to put her in.

I am getting horny just thinking about a couple of girls I saw
yesterday. They were at the local shopping centre and were both
dressed in short skirts and beautiful figures. Early 20's, young
enough to be my daughters but when I am horny and masturbating

none of that really matters. Afterall, that's fantasy world!

- September 27, 2009
Mayonnaise

One of your other readers suggested mayonnaise as lubricant and I
just happened to have a jar handy, so this morning after reading his
suggestion and I was already quite horny I decided to try it out. He
was right on both counts. It felt really good, and yes, it was quite
messy. But worth it. After I had finished I showered and got
dressed, very satisfied. Thanks Guys!

- September 27, 2009
Marathon Man 2

I just couldn't resist coming back and letting your readers in on my
fantastic masturbation technique which can keep you coming time
after time. I have had the pleasure of having the house to myself
for the entire weekend and planned ahead to make sure I made the
best of it.

I made sure I had plenty of lube on hand(no pun intended). Not
that I need it, because with my slow gentle stroking technique I can
masturbate for as long and as often as I want. Yesterday for
instance I masturbated five times to the point of ejaculation and the
trick is, have plenty of porn around to keep you interested. In my
case, I have plenty of videos of lingerie models strutting their stuff,
and swimsuit models. I also have a couple of dvd's of Britney

Spears and Beyonce to keep me going. Occassionally I check out
the videos on your site which is always good.

This morning I woke raring to go again and I started early. Some
lingerie on tv was a great way to start another day. I have
masturbated three times using the same slow gentle stroking and I
am feeling as if I could finish off the day with another session.

And following this slow gentle technique I have managed a total of
nine times to the point of ejaculation, including the one I am about
to finish soon. Not bad going for a man of my years!

- September 29, 2009
Fleshlight

The

Fleshlight

is AMAZING! Any guy, single or otherwise,

should own one! My favorite thing to do is get it wet with some
water then lube it up really good. I do this after watching porn so I
am fully erect. Take the lubed up

Fleshlight

to a crotch hight

counter / stool / table or anything else that is crotch hight. Hold it
in place and hump away! Best toy ever!

To get a better orgasm, each time you feel your orgasm building
just stop for a few seconds then start slowly. ALWAYS vary your
thrust lengths between short and long.

I have also found that pulling my penis in and out of the fleshlight
is a great way to stimulate the head of my penis and really get me
turned on!

- September 29, 2009
1

What I do is very similar to method #1. All I do different is line up
my index, middle, ring and pinkie fingers along the top ridge of my
penis. I also put my thumb on the back of my Penis head so it
stimulates the glans more. I find it awesome and it's easy to do. No
need for lube either so it's super cheap.

- September 29, 2009
No Help Required

I never need any reason to masturbate. I enjoy it so much, I do it
every day. Although, I have been going at it a lot more over the
past few days. Mainly because I have the house to myself and I
have been planning my time carefully to make the best of it. I
haven't bothered dressing for two days, as I can't see the point. And
I have really enjoyed being naked all the time, it's such a turn on.

Another thing I have made sure of and that is plenty of bikini clad
females to gaze on while I am stroking my penis. I have actually

surprised myself with how many times I have managed to
masturbate without losing interest in the task. I have heard many
men my age have trouble sustaining an erection, well no problem
there.

I think the fact that I am a slow stroker is why I can go longer and
more often. I don't have any sore areas to worry about, at least not
yet. So if any of you find your penis is sore or uncomfortable, take
my advice and slow down. You will enjoy it more!

- October 1, 2009
Tonight's the Night

I masturbate quite regularly, most of the time it is in the morning.
But every now and then I have a night session depends on how
horny I am and I am pretty horny tonight.

When I was on my way to work there were a couple of girls
walking ahead of me and both had skin tight dresses, and to my
delight they were heading in the same coffee shop as I was. I was
again delighted when they sat opposite me and I had a perfect view
up one skirt, and she was wearing my favourite colored panties. I
think she new I was looking but she made no attempt to move or
cover anything. The other had her legs crossed but I was happy
enough. And then later in the day I saw another young beauty and I
almost came in my trousers. She was gorgeous, and when they
look that good,I sometimes forget that I am probably old enough to
be the father.

So as you can see I will have to take care of things very soon
before I have a little accident

- October 1, 2009
One Finger

I have been masturbating for a long time and I enjoy it as much
now as I ever have. Maybe even more. As I live alone I can
masturbate whenever I want. Most of the time I masturbate in the
mornings. I have developed many ways of masturbating depending
on how much time I have and how horny I am. One method is One
finger underneath. This requires a fully erect penis, which doesn't
take long. I only have to think about something that turns me on
and it is well on the way. The one finger stroke takes a fairly long
time to ejaculate but for me,masturbation is something that should
not be rushed. So if you are like me and enjoy masturbating for
hours rather than a few quick pulls and blow, then try this it's
worth it.

- October 1, 2009
Foreplay

Foreplay for masturbation is as much an important an event as
foreplay for sex. I sometimes sit for a couple of hours just fondling
my penis without actually stroking. Gently, touch the tip of your
penis with either thumb and finger or just one finger. Circular
motions around the tip are especially good for me. Doing this can
make you feel like you are about to pass out if done correctly. The
sensation is amazing.

This method is good if you are not in a hurry, which I never am
when I masturbate. And it doesn't require a lot of sexual images, or
porn.

I often do this at night after work before bed. Best done naked so
you don't have anything restricting access to your penis. I always
strip naked before I begin and being able to look at my naked body
and touch my body adds to the joys of masturbation.

All this discussion has got me quite horny and very hard. And I am
already partially naked, so I might get down to business. Hope you
enjoy!!

- October 1, 2009
Polishing your knob 1

Some time back one of your guys suggested cleaning the house
naked. Well, I gave it a try and it was great. Infact I am getting
horny just thinking about it. As I am unmarried and don't have a
partner I masturbate quite regularly, at least once a day. But since I
discovered your suggestions page, I am masturbating sometimes
twice or three times, depending on how much spare time I have.
Today I am at home all day, so I plan to clean the house again. Not
that it needs it, but it is a real turn on and the masturbation after
being totally naked for a couple of hours is indescribable. If any of
you haven't given it a go yet, try it.

- October 1, 2009
Best of a free day

I am all for making the best of a free day. I have a day off today
and as I am alone I intend to enjoy it. I usually start my sessions by
stripping off and walking around the house naked. I find this is a
great way to get in the mood.

I also like to stand naked in front of an opened door and start
fondling my penis until I am fully erect. Doing it in the doorway is
a real turn on. It gives the excitement of the possibility of being
seen with the added security of getting away at the last moment. I
have a couple of attractive female neighbours who I like to
fantasise about. I get so horny when I think of them spotting me
masturbating, but at the same time it is bit scary.

I also have a number of dvd's of girls modelling swimwear which
gets quite a good workout. I hope it never wears out because the
girls are gorgeous. I usually put it on continuous play so I don't
need to interrupt my stroking to start it all the time. I can just
concentrate on the job of stroking.

I prefer taking my time when I am masturbating and not
ejaculating to early as it takes me a couple of hours to get ready for
another go, and as another of your readers says, masturbating
should never be rushed. It's like a good wine, enjoy every drop.

Which is exactly what I am intending for today, I have got plenty
of tissues to cleanup when I am finally ready to blow and plenty of
time so I am going to sit back and enjoy the rest of my day.

- October 2, 2009
Day Dream

Most males would agree that fantasy is a huge part of
masturbation. I have often thought how good it would be to be able
to spend a full day masturbating but until recently never got the
opportunity.

I decided that it was such an enjoyable experience I just had to do
it it and after yesterday, I am going to spend the day today doing
just that. I had to go into the city yesterday and every where I
looked there were gorgeous young females of varying ages. There
were girls in tight shorts, tight jeans which was great but then this
other one appeared in high heels and short skirt. Every time the
breeze blew slightly the skirt would rise a bit to show more leg and
hopefully a little panties. But no luck with the panties, but that's
where the fantasy took over.

Now I know I am probably a dirty old man for fantasizing about a
girl in her late teens but if god didn't want us to enjoy there bodies,
he would not have made them so damn cute.

And besides, I have a philosophy that as long as it is only fantasisy
while masturbating in the privacy of my own home where's the
harm.

- October 2, 2009
Day Dream

Most males would agree that fantasy is a huge part of
masturbation. I have often thought how good it would be to be able
to spend a full day masturbating but until recently never got the
opportunity. I did it a few days ago.

I decided that it was such an enjoyable experience I just had to do
it again and after yesterday, I am going to spend the day today
doing just that. I had to go into the city yesterday and every where
I looked there were gorgeous young females of varying ages.
There were girls in tight shorts, tight jeans which was great but
then this other one appeared in high heels and short skirt. Every
time the breeze blew slightly the skirt would rise a bit to show
more leg and hopefully a little panties. But no luck with the
panties, but that's where the fantasy took over.

Now I know I am probably a dirty old man for fantasizing about a
girl in her late teens but if god didn't want us to enjoy there bodies,
he would not have made them so damn cute.

And besides, I have a philosophy that as long as it is only fantasy
while masturbating in the privacy of my own home where's the
harm.And she is definitely going to focus prominently in my
thoughts over the next 6 or 8 hours.

- October 2, 2009
Wet Dream

I woke up this morning to find it was raining which doesn't realy
bother me much. I didn't plan to do much so I had some breakfast
and got naked and went back to bed for a couple of hours. It is still
raining and I am assured of no interruptions so I am going to spend
the next few hours taking care of business. I have plenty of tissues
close by and I am very horny so I am going to put the tv on and
hopefully I will find a program with attractive females to gaze
upon while I masturbate

- October 2, 2009
Music Masturbation

One of my most favourite ways of masturbating is watching music
videos on tv and stroking in time with the music. It feels wonderful
and can be great fun. Especially if there is a group like the pussycat
dolls to stroke to, like there was this morning. They had a special
top 10 of pussycat dolls which I have been bopping the banana to.
And I have videoed it for later on when I am ready for another
session. I am aiming to break my daily record of 5 ejaculations and
with the girls to help me along I shouldn't have any problem. Try
this technique, it adds fun to an already enjoyable past time

- October 2, 2009
Dress UpToy Method

This may seem weird and messed up, but I absolutely have a big
fetish for high heeled thigh high boots. I even have a closet with
several pairs of different ones. I like to dress up in women's clothes
and the boots when I masturbate. I'm no cross-dresser or she-male,
or else I would be walking around outside my room dressed up. I
like to wear them with lingerie, dresses, and stuff the bra with
rolled up towels, so it feels like I have big tits. I then like to lube
up a fake toy vagina/anus combo and my dick, stick them between
two old down pillows and then stick that between my mattresses. It
feels so good to hump hands free like that and the costume makes
me feel so very horny. It adds a wonderful sensation and the
orgasm is intense. Using your girlfriend's, wife's, sister's, or mom's
clothes makes it so there is the edge and sexual pleasure of maybe
getting caught. I've been doing this for years and sometimes it
helps to go a week or two between sessions for an even greater
edge of sexual pleasure. Trust me, try it!

- October 3, 2009
31

I totally enjoy this position... I like the water as hot as I can stand
it. If you raise your legs as high as possible toward the ceiling, it
increases blood flow to the penis, intensifying orgasm. It also
allows you to open your mouth wide and catch your cum. I love to
eat my cum, but if this is not your interest, simply hold it in your
mouth through orgasm... the feeling is great, even without
swallowing!!!

- October 3, 2009
New Toy

I don't know what it is over the last moth or so. I am like a kid with
a new toy. I am masturbating 3 or 4 times a day. I just can't seem
to satisfy myself.

It is probably because my parents are away and I have the house to
myself, so every time I get the urge, I get naked and go for it. I am
horny now and my penis is starting to ache it's that hard so I better
take care of things.

Thanks to all your readers for making masturbation such an
enjoyable activity. I love reading about other peoples suggestions
and techniques.

- October 3, 2009
Home Alone 3

When I am home by myself for a few hours I like to plan ahead so
I can enjoy every bit. I usually have a shave and put aftershave on
and that's the extent of what I wear. I prefer to be totally naked
when I masturbating because for me moving around the house with
nothing on is a real turn on.

I like to touch myself all over, rubbing my buttocks and stomach
can be a very sensual experience. Masturbation isn't just about
cumming quickly. It can be a very pleasurable time and for me an
hour is a short time. Two hours is usually the average before I
bring myself to ejaculate. And believe me, the ejaculation is so
intense it leaves me totally satisfied and very tired.

Anyway, I hope your readers try this and enjoy it as much as I do. I
may go and continue on with my session now. I just wanted to
share my suggestion with you while I was taking a little break from
my session. Now I better get back, as the little guy is getting a little
impatient.

I love the way my penis twitches when I have been masturbating
for a while, without any prompting it just twitches and secretes a
little semen waiting for my hand to once again join the fun.

- October 3, 2009
self suck

lay on your back. Bring feet towards head till knees are beside
head (takes alot of balance). Then get your penis close to your
mouth or in it or try to like it and masterbate. I like to catch my
ejaculate in my mouth. Also you get a great view of your anus if
you want to insert a finger or two.

- October 4, 2009
Screwing the sofa

I like to wear nightshirts, and don't wear any underwear beneath
them. It's a nice way to feel nude without being seen by neighbors.
When I'm lounging on the sofa (like a Sunday morning), it's so
easy to just pull the back of my nightshirt up and put my 8 incher
down between the sofa cushions. Then I just rock my hips slowly
and enjoy the sensation. It's so smooth and tight, and I do this for
several minutes, bringing myself to that point, and then stopping
for a while, then resuming the rocking. Finally, right when I get
ready to shoot, I just sit back and pop my boner out of the cushions
and finish it by hand.

- October 4, 2009
Bop the banana

I have heard the expression bopping the banana to describe
masturbation. Well yesterday I put hy banana to more practical
use. I started off by bringing myself to fulling erect penis and then
got a firm banana, peeled and rubbed the banana up and down my
throbbing shaft. Occassionally stopping to lick the banana and get
it moist. I continued rubbing until I started to secrete some semen
which I then dabbed the banana on and licked the semen. I got
really horny at the thought of tasting my own semen. It was
wonderful. I kept it up until the banana was so wet with semen and
saliva that I had to eat it. I then masturbated for another 30 minutes
thinking how good it felt to taste my own juice and the resulting
ejaculation almost blew my tissues from my hand

- October 5, 2009
true story

theres nothing better than masturbation i have doing it for many
years an i dont think i will stop its so intense when i cum my way
is i go to a wemans store an buy the sexest silk panties an thongs i
can find on the way home i get so hot just thinking about them
when i get home i get naked as i live alone theres no problom i rub
the panties all over my penis an balls till i am real hard then i put
on thong an pull it up tight in my ass crack an over my balls an
penis it just barley covers me thrn i go lay on my bed put a pillow
between my legs an hump away till i a,m about to cum i stop for
awhile i dont want to cum yet i want it to last as long as i can when
i start agian my cock seams to get bigger an harder then i cant stop
i have to cum when i do i fill my thong full of creamy cum then i
turn over on my back an let my cum run all over my belly an down
on my cock an balls till it is dry then i remove my thong an wash it
out an then i put on my silk panties an wear them over my cum
crusted balls an cock the rest of the day it realy turns me on

- October 6, 2009
Home Alone Again

I have been reading so much about men having there house to
themselves and spending the day with a good video masturbating.
Well, I recently had some time to myself and decided I would
spend as much time masturbating as I could because usually I can
only get the chance to masturbate once or if I am lucky, twice a
day.

For the past couple of weeks I have been doing a minimum of two
a day and often as many as 7 on a couple of occassions. Last time I
had a marathon session I rubbed too hard and I became a little sore.
But this time it was wonderful. Yesterday I didn't even bother
getting dressed. I spent the entire day in a bathrobe so at very
regular intervals I would masturbate some more. And it wasn't just
a little play. I ejaculated every single time, which really surprised
me, because I am not a young man anymore. It's probably the
added pleasure of knowing I was totally free to enjoy myself with
absolutely no way of getting caught or interrupted. Except for a
phone call at a very crucial moment, which turned out to be a
pleasant experience. Even this morning I woke up a bit horny and
managed another session before my shower. Now tonight, I am
getting ready for another,as I have seen some very attractive girls
on my travels today and I couldn't go to bed tonight without taking
care of business

- October 6, 2009
Watching

I have ben visiting this site for a month or so and I must say some
of your suggestions are really great. I especially like watching the
videos while I try out some of the techniques. I am not gay, but I
must admit I get quite horny watching another male masturbate.
When I am not masturbating at the computer I usually watch a
program on tv that contains some attractive girls in it and fantasise
about seeing them naked or something like that. I am getting hard
just at the thought of it all, so I might stop wasting valuable time.

- October 7, 2009
Me Too

I have been going at it quite a lot lately and I don't have any plans
to slow down. I just love masturbating so much, I couldn't put it
into words. I spend a lot of time exploring the internet to see if I
can find chat room or something but haven't had any luck. I was
looking around for that sort of thing when I came across your site
and was thrilled to find it. I spend lots of time reading and
watching the videos, seeing if I can find some new thing that I
haven't tried but I think I have tried just about everything. I haven't
tried masturbating in front of another male friend and I have never
even fantasised about that sort of thing. 99% of my fantasies
involve girls. The other 1% is about how much I would love to
suck my own penis. Unfortunately, can't but it really gets me horny
when I think about it.

- October 7, 2009
Twist and Pull

First put your hand on your cock and wrap your fingers around it.
Put some lube or spit on, but only a little. Twist your hand while
on your cock counterclockwis a little bit. Tighten your grip and
twist your hand back toward where you originally had it but dont
loosen your grip. This will put increased sensitivity on your head
and it feels amazing. Just go at it and when your about to come,
just pull your sack down with your other hand. HAVE FUN :)

- October 9, 2009
Floating on the edge - anal orgasm

This is an technique of using deep anal masturbation and a cock
ring to build to a long, full body orgasm.

1. My first step is to clean myself thoroughly, including enough of
an enema to clean my back passage.

2. I use a cock strap, usually one that grips the base of my cock and
balls, attached to a ring that grips the base of the cock itself. An
important point is that the balls are stretched out enough so that
they can be fondled---there is a lot of ball fondling in this
technique.

3. I settle down in a chair or on the bed and using lots of lube, I
slide a substantial (7 1/2) realistic dildo up my ass until the balls of
the dildo spank the base my own.

4. I jerk my cock and gently caress and pull on my balls, as I work
the dildo in an out, usually while I watch a favorite porn scene on
the laptop.

5. After 10-15 relaxed minutes of this my cock is beginning to
ooze semen. At this point I'm also within range of coming. I relax.
I focus on the dildo insteaRelax abd of my cock, fingering my own

dick just enough to keep the hard-on truly hard.

6. Keep humping the dildo, making sure you're forced to take it
deep--this gets the prostate going. More semen begins to leak.
Don't come. If you feel yourself getting close, back off, even if it
takes you back to square one.

7. You'll get expert at this, but the point is to sustain the near
coming state at all costs so that with a little jacking of your cock,
the thrusting of the dildo will force more and more semen from
your dick without your actually having an orgasm.

8. After several minutes of this you'll truly be a mess--your own
semen all over your dick and balls, while you haven't actually cum.
I use some of my own semen to lube the dildo, and I just focus on
the dildo. If I've been at the edge for several minutes, this final
deep stroking pushes me to where I have an anal orgasm where my
whole ass flexes and and pulses around the dildo.

This orgasm is more of a body rush than a dick explosion, but it is
very full and rich. It leaves me totally loose and relaxed and I feel
the pleasant aftereffects for several hour later.

- October 10, 2009
6 Euroflex-pants

I lie in bed on my back wearing a pair of Euroflex-pants.(This
material is polyurethan, waterproof,very soft, smooth and
transparent).I start to stroke my glans softly through the pants (you
can lubricate the glans with saliva for example).I enjoy it doing
softly.When I ejaculate, I can watch it because of the transparent
pants. Often I fall asleep after masturbating.There is no mess in the
bed or clothing because of the waterproof material and you don`t
sweat like in plastic pants.

- October 10, 2009
Keep it in the family

A long time ago at a family gathering my niece who had a habit of
wearing short skirts was sitting opposite me and purely by accident
she opened her legs and I was able to see up her skirt to reveal her
panties. I tried to look away but I couldn't help glancing discretely
every now and then. That night when I arrived home I began
masturbating and I couldn't help it. The vision of her sitting there
kept entering my head as I masturbated and when I finally
ejaculated some time later I couldn't believe how good it was. I felt
a bit guilty afterwards though! Each time I saw her after that I kept
wondering what color panties she might be wearing and to be
honest I have fantasised about her a number of times since then.

- October 10, 2009
water wings

I have been wanking for years and always searching for that new
high. Get two water wings and part blow up one about a third, then
place it inside the other and blow up the outer one (how much

depends on the person) Lube the inside then place against pillows
or cushions on the bed and hump till your hearts content..it really is
the next best thing to a woman

- October 11, 2009
Urinate First

I have always preferred masturbating for long periods and I have
found if you urinate before you begin masturbation it can
prolongue the pleasure much longer. If you start off with a full
bladder it suppresses the semen from ejaculating to it's full
potential. It still feels pretty good but at the point of ejaculation
only a small amount of hard earned semen is actually ejaculated.
This leaves me feeling disappointed and wanting more. There was
one reader who suggests the opposite and drinking lots of water
prior to masturbation but in my experience, and believe me, I have
been at it for a very long time. Urinating first is better. Even if you
feel the need to urinate half way through it is better to let your
erection go down, urinate and resume masturbation you will feel
the benefit. Especially if you masturbate for long periods like me,
you may need to urinate a couple of times before you finish.

- October 14, 2009
Family Business

I was reading one of your suggestions last night about thie guy
who masturbated after seeing up his neices skirt and saw her
panties. It reminded me of my situation when while at a family
function someone suggested going for a swim in the pool.

Anyway, my niece disappeared briefly and when she returned she
had a towel wrapped around her. When she removed the towel, I
was taken by surprise. She looked gorgeous in her pink bikini. I
had to make sure I didn't let anyone see my delight, although, it
was hard, in more ways than one. Anyway, everyone eventually
had a swim and at one stage I climbed out dried myself off and
went to the bathroom. As everyone was occupied in the pool I
decided to get busy myself and masturbated. I returned to the pool
shortly after, and no one knew what I had been doing. I
masturbated again that night at home and again next morning, each
time reliving the vision of a gorgeous young girl who I should be
ashamed of having sexual thoughts about. But!! I am getting a little
hard thinking about it.

- October 15, 2009
Early Birdie

I usually masturbate early in the morning. I get myself in the mood
with a rub in bed for a while and then I like to settle back in my
most comfortable chair and slowly stroke my penis while
fantasising about whatever female pops in my head. I have quite a
good imagination when it comes to masturbation.

I also have a few videos that keep me entertained when I need a
little encouragement, which isn't often. I never need
encouragement when it comes to playing with myself. I just enjoy
it so much. In fact I am going to have a play now while I have the
house to myself. It's not morning but I am pretty horny, so what the
hell!

- October 16, 2009
Rubber Pleasures

I have a strong appreciation for rubber as a masturbatory aid and
have spent many years exploring various rubber items in the
pursuit of sexual enjoyment. I would like to offer a couple of my
favorites for others consideration and hopefully indulgence.

My favorite is an electrical workers (e.g., lineman's) rubber
insulating sleeve. The rubber used to make these is VERY soft and
flexible making a wonderful 'artificial vagina'. These sleeves come
in varying thickness' and as straight, slightly curved and curved.
I've found that the straight sleeves work best as they are easier and
more uniform when folding over. Once folded they are secured
with rubber bands. These can be found on e-Bay from time to time
at a reasonable price. New these sleeves cost nearly $300! These
might also be available 'free' from a local electrical utility.
Electrical utilities oftentimes have pairs that have failed their
periodic insulating tests. Oftentimes the used items are softer than
the new ones are.

A simpler, more readily available, item would be a smooth
surfaced rubber (not a 'plastic' one) hot water bottle or fountain
syringe. Folded over on themselves to form a cylinder and secured
with rubber bands these make a convenient, enjoyable 'artificial
vagina' and can typically be had from e-Bay for reasonable cost.

For lubrication I prefer petroleum jelly with a small amount of
mineral oil mixed in. It's not as 'slippery' as the water-soluble lubes
and provides a 'just right' amount of friction and 'slipperiness' for
optimal stimulation. The disadvantage of using a petroleum or oil
based lubricant however is that it will eventually deteriorate the
rubber. This can be minimized and the rubber items life prolonged
by thoroughly removing the lubricant after use and washing the
item with a grease-cutting agent like dish soap. Make certain to
rinse well.

I would be interested in what others think when they try these
items...

- October 17, 2009
Panties Lover

I guess my love of panties goes back a while but I have never
forgotten the first time I caught a glimpse of panties on the bus
going to school. This girl was sitting at the rear of the bus and she
didn't realise but it was a perfect view up her skirt and I could see
her pretty panties. The thing I remember was she was menstruating
because there was speck of blood on the panties. Anyway, over the
years I have not forgotten and I have often looked at girls in school
uniform and wondered.

- October 17, 2009
New Cummer

I am a relatively new visitor to this website, and have to say, I am
very happy to have somewhere that I can share my thoughts and
ideas about masturbation. I have been masturbating for years and
have tried many different ways of enhancing the experience. By far
my favourite is going outside in the early morning light and
watching the sunrise while I stroke myself gently and watching the
flow of semen shoot out 2 or 3 feet onto the grass.

The excitement and fear of someone seeing me is such a turn on. I
can sometimes stay out for more than one ejaculation. As soon as I
shoot my first I use the ejaculate as lubricant to keep my erection
and keep stroking until I feel the buildup of fluid again and stroke
for long periods until I shoot again. It's great.

- October 17, 2009
Girl Power

Some times while masturbating I think to myself about if girls
realise what power they have over men. I mean they can turn a
man on very easily. I spend hours watching videos of girls
modelling lingerie and swimwear and they must realise that men
use their bodies as fantasy masturbation objects. I wonder if they
think about that when they are seductively posing for the photos.
Who cares! It works for me, and at the moment that's all I care
about

- September 28, Published October 22, 2009

Hands-Free Masturbation Technique

This technique is for men only. The male lies on his back naked.
He slides one foot towards the pelvis about halfway so that his
knee is higher than the rest of the leg /\__o. He then pushes his
penis between the legs and squeezes his legs together repeatedly (It
may be necessary to lift the other leg slightly to enclose the penis
entirely). This causes friction which stimulates the penis while
freeing the hands to caress the rest of the body or hold a magazine
of erotic material.

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- October 22, 2009
Virgin coco-Oil Madness

I tried using baby oil before as lubrication but i find it unsafe
because its not edible. and that would mean its unsafe it to move
inside the hole of your penis. SO, I USED Virgin coconut oil as
sub.

Wonderful, its edible. that, you can spontaneously rub your penis
up and down. you could also try to make erotic massage other parts

of your body using VC oil to make you stay longer on your
session. And as we know, THE LONGER, THE POWERFUL
THE EJACULATION.

Plus, I saw some masturbating videos that uses edible oil to put it
into their penis just as before they ejaculate. Their penis shoot out
those oil a far. So as i said, you can use it like that, and when your
about to cum, don't be surprised if you accidentally shot out your
face because the first time i did it, IT HAPPENED. Its fun and
memorable. A definitely should-try.

To tell you the truth after this experience, I didn't feel exhausted
like what should a man would feel after ejaculation. IT REALLY
FELT GREAT! :)

- October 22, 2009
hands free

This technique is for men only. The male lies on his back naked.
He slides one foot towards the pelvis about halfway so that his
knee is higher than the rest of the leg /\__o. He then pushes his
penis between the legs and squeezes his legs together repeatedly (It
may be necessary to lift the other leg slightly to enclose the penis
entirely). This causes friction which stimulates the penis while
freeing the hands to caress the rest of the body or hold a magazine
of erotic material.

- October 22, 2009
pure pleasure

i am married but i am hooked on masturbation i love it i thouth i
would something new so i got a

Fleshlight

an started using it was

great but i wanted to try something new then they had the blow job
so i got one of them it was better it realy sucked you off after a
while of using both of them i went back to the old way of using
myy hand it is so much more enjoyable when i can see my cum
shoot out my pee slit as i am up in years i will never stop jacking
off as i am writing this i am so hard i have been pumping my cock
that i am about to cum oh i just did an what a load

- October 22, 2009
Finger Licking

I gather from what I read the practice of tasting your own semen is
not uncommon. I used to think that I was odd but I love it. I often
masturbate and when the juices start to flow I dab my finger on the
tip of my penis and lick it off.

I am starting to feel my penis hardening just at the thought of
writing this. I previously just fantasise about my sexual practices
but it's great to be able to share with so many. And I love reading
the great stories and suggestions while I am masturbating. It adds
so much more enjoyment.

- October 23, 2009
Shy

I have been trying to build up enough courage to write something
for a while but until now haven't been able to. I have been
masturbating for a long time but have always considered
masturbation to be a personal activity. However, a couple of
months ago while masturbating I decided to do a search on the
computer for some pictures to look at while I masturbated because
I was a little tired of the same old stuff I had been using. Anyway,
my search expanded to masturbation sites just out of curiosity of
found yours. It was a very pleasant discovery.

I am still very private about my masturbation habits, and I often
feel a bit guilty afterwards. Not because I feel bad, but because of
some of the fantasies I have when I am masturbating. Fantasies
about young female acquaintences who I think are very nice, but if
they new how I fantasised about them while I masturbate every
day, they would probably never speak to me again.

- October 23, 2009
Why its better and worse

I own several

Fleshlight

s in all sorts of different colors, models,

textures, ect, ect. I just wanted to go over the reasons why I think a
fleshlight is better and worse than a real sexual partner. Now, I
have to keep in mind that I have only been in three sexual
relationships in my young life (20 yrs old) and most of those lasted
for a considerable amount of time, my longest being 3 years. So
even though my experience is minimal, this is what I have taken

away from what I have done.

The Good:

1. (The best thing) No worry about what your partner felt or what
she didn't. I have always been a little self conscious about my size
(average) and what my partner took away from the experience. I
have always been very competitive and knowing that I was none of
these girls first, I always wanted to out do the other guy and I
always got the same answer from all of them That was great... That
never meant anything to me... My

Fleshlight

s never talk back,

never tell me what they want, and I never have to worry about how
they feel.

2. It's all about time. Sometimes I want to take it slow and drag it
on. I pull out my Tera Patrick Lotus & Tera Twista textures and
take er' easy. Slow and steady. Then some nights (or mornings) I
just have to get er' done. So I pull out the STU unit and get to it.
This all goes back to #1. For some reason when women want to go
slow and steady, it never works and you go within the first few
minutes. When you want to take it slow, they just want it over
with. It's all just give and take.

3. No worry. I have had 2 scares where I have had condoms break.
One of them she was on the pill so we were fine (Still very much
worried.) The other time she wasn't. When we figured out she was
late we were ready for the worst news... Luckily nothing came
from that one either. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with

kids, but when your a kid yourself you sure don't want to be raising
one. With a fleshlight there is no worry. Do what you want with
them!!! It's fun anyway you do it.

4. Again no worry! STD's aren't good things. I have luckily known
the sexual history of all my partners and I wasn't worried for a
second, but with some people you never know. If you want a one
night stand, here's a whole lineup of them.

5. Difference. For some people this won't work, but since I have an
array of different textures I love to do this. I will get my favorites
(My Tera Patricks, STU, anal vortex, my wonder wave lady, and
the super ribbed mouth) and lube them up and line them up
between my box springs and mattress and just get at them. I know
the differences each one offers, and I know exactly what I want at
a given time. Being able to switch feelings is a great way to get off.
Something that you really can't do with a partner....especially when
their not into weird stuff.

The Bad:

1. No companionship. All of my partners have been actual serious
girlfriends. I am kind of old fashioned in the sense that I don't just
climb into bed with just anyone. I want to know something besides
just your name. The fastest I have ever got someone into bed has
been 3 weeks of dating and about 6 months of knowing each other.
A real person can be a pain, but they can also give you
companionship, and give you other feelings besides just an

orgasm... which can be just as good.

2. No bells and whistles. A girl is a lot more than a pleasure hole.
God gave them curves so we would like them. He gave them good
soft parts to grab onto. He gave them vocal chords so we could
here real moans and not just the ones coming out of the speakers
on our computers or TV's. Women are beautiful when they are
nude. Everything just seems to be smooth, and placed in the
perfect spots. All this is stuff a

Fleshlight

could never truly

replicate.

That's all I can think of just right off the top of my head. But It
shows that fleshlights have their purposes and uses, but there is
some stuff you will never be able to get out of them.

And just for some of you guys out there... you can use this one.
This is the joke that finally got me into bed with my last
girlfriend...

A man dies while making love, goes to heaven and meets God. He
asks him Sir this has been killing me but I have to know. Why did
you make women so beautiful? God responds with So you would
like them. Why did you give them curves in all the right places?
Again God says So you would like them. Well why did you give
them such angelic voices? So you would like them. He says....
Then the man asks Well...why did you make them so stupid?....So
they would like you.

- October 24, 2009
Turn your head and cough

i thought it was pretty cool, right when you're about to blow your
load do a little coughing. I did it once and right when i was about
to cum i accidentaly started coughing. it causes your penis to jerk
upwards when its not erect and if it is erect you can feel some cum
coming up before your even ready. so right when you cum start
coughing, it worked for me and i just want so see if it works for
others as well. it made me cum a lot more than usual

- October 24, 2009
Big Bopper

I don't really have a favourite technique when it comes to
masturbating. I love them all! One thing I do enjoy though is
getting naked and spending an hour or so walking around the
house with nothing on. I just love to feel of cool air on my naked
body. Of course this gets me very hard and I never waste an
erection. Living alone I have plenty of opportunity to enjoy myself.
Especially at the weekend when I don't need to rush off to work, I
settle back with a good video and mastubate for 2 or 3 hours, often
longer. The longer the better.

- October 24, 2009
Public Performance

I always considered masturbation a very private past time and not
to be discussed but since I have gotten older, I have began
experimenting and getting more daring. Reading many of your
suggestions has helped me. Anyway, the other day I was
masturbating as usual in the morning before my shower, and I
decided to open my door and have a look outside. There wasn't
anyone around so I ventured further, getting as far as the porch. I
was getting realling excited and very nervous at the fact that at any
moment someone cold appear, but continued anyway. As I
masturbated on the porch I saw someone approaching from a
distance so I hid a bit. As they got closer I realised it was a girl in
her mid 20's out for a strole. I could see her clearly but she couldn't
see me. I ventured back out and as she walked down the street I
masturbated again and by this time I was almost at the point of
ejaculating when someone else came along. This was another
female and this time she saw me and what I was doing, but to my
surprise she walked past pretending not to notice. I came quickly
and went back inside for a cleanup. It was wonderful, although a
bit scary

- October 24, 2009
Self Suck

I start by finding a good porn site then I spit on my dick and get it
nice and hard. I then lift my legs and place them behind my head at
which point my throbbing hard on is touching my lips. I then give
myself head. Sucking down 5 to 6 inches of my 71/2 inch cock. I
use my tongue and lick up and down the shaft while I shove my
dick further and further into my soaking wet mouth. I take my hard
cock out and spit at it. I then lick it up and down catching the
precum and spit as it runs down my shaft. Sometimes I'll shove a
finger in my ass which really gets my dick hard while it’s on the

verge of entering my throat. Then I cum a huge load and swallow it
whole. Sometimes my girlfriend joins me and we suck my dick
together or I'll suck it while she licks and fingers my ass. Other
times I’ll lay on my bed and while I’m on my back I’ll put my ass
in the air. From there I bring my dick to my moist mouth and then
fuck my mouth till I come.

- October 28, 2009
Guilt Trip

I do feel a little guilty when I am finished masturbating. Like the
guy who masturbated after seeing his niece in a bikini, I also have
had some sexually explicit fantasies of one of my nieces. The first
time it happened I was horny and masturbating and I got flashes of
her in my mind. It was unbelievable because it hadn't happened
before and as I got more into what I was doing I started thinking
more about her and I felt really horny. By that time I didn't really
care, and when I ejaculated, it seemed to last longer than ever. And
it was wonderful. After I was finished I felt guilty about the
fantasies but couldn't help it. Next time I saw her, I couldn't help
but wonder, if only she knew what I had done the last time I saw
her. She wears tight shorts or short skirts and it's hard not to notice,
afterall she is very attractive. Oh, my god. I am getting hard just
thinking about it. Oh, well, once more and that will be the last
time.

- October 28, 2009
Thigh Master

When I am masturbating I don't like to stick to one thing. As I
usually masturbate for 30 minutes or longer I often go through a
number of things. Whatever feels good at the time. Sometimes it is
as simple as massaging my inner thigh with one hand and stroking
my penis with the other. Other times I will sit at the computer and
masturbate while I read your suggestions. Or maybe watch a video
or too. I am not homosexual but I have to admit, watching
masturbation videos is a real turn on. Other times I will fantasise
about some attractive female that I have come across the previous
day. I often see a lot of school girls when I am travelling to and
from work, and I shouldn't admit this but I am do take an interest
in attractive young females. Not too young though!

- October 28, 2009
Teenie Weenie Bikini

I have to say by far my favourite fantasy is watching girls in very
brief bikinis when I am masturbating. Even when a girl is wearing
skirt I will try to visualise them in bikini or panties and bra. Shit I
am getting a hardon already. I have been masturbating for a while
already but taking time out to rest. Better get back to business

- October 29, 2009
Just for Fun

Many people say that masturbation is a way of relieving sexual
tension but for me I masturbate just because it feels so damn good.
It is a regular daily routine for me and has been for years. Wake
up, masturbate for a while, have breakfast and masturbate some

more. The short session in bed is just to get myself nice and ready
for the later session. The session after breakfast is more intense and
I spend a lot more time, usually with a video of some girls to keep
me interested. I only wish I had more time to devote to
masturbation because I enjoy it so much. And now reading our
suggestions, and watching the videos is such fun.

- October 29, 2009
Monthly Edition

I have been a regular visitor to this website and I wait with
anticipation for all the new suggestions each month. Not that I get
sick of reading the old stuff. They are great too. I spend lots of
time reading my favourites and masturbate with some very
pleasant results. Especially the things from the older guys as I am
middle aged myself. My usual routine is I put a dvd on and watch
it and masturbate for a while and might read some of the
suggestions before I finish off. I love the stories about the panties. I
am very partial to panties myself and regularly catch buses so I
have often been in a position to see up some skirts. I don't
deliberately look but if I get the opportunity to see something I am
not meant to see, then I enjoy the moment. That's the biggest turn
on with the panties. It's seeing something in secret, that isn't meant
to be seen. I mean if someone is at the beach in a bikini (which is
very nice too) then they know they can be seen. But seeing up a
skirt is different. I am getting horny just thinking about it. Better
go and take care of things

- October 30, 2009
My Favourite

I have a couple of suggestions in the past and I hope all you guys
have enjoyed my suggestions as much as I do. I was outside a short
time ago and was really enjoying the moment when suddenly my
neighbour popped her head over the fence. I don't know who got
the biggest shock, her or me.

I sort of deflated the situation if you know what I mean. She
disappeared pretty quickly as well. A little while later there was a
phone call and it was her, apologising! Anyway as we talked I
started to feel myself becoming erect again and started to
masturbate while we were talking. That is not the first time I have
masturbated over the phone but by far it was the best. The fact that
she saw me masturbating stimulated me more than I imagined. I
mean after the initial shock of being caught in the process of
masturbating the excitement took over. I am becoming erect again
just thinking about it.

I love masturbation!!!!!!!!!

- October 30, 2009
Watcher

I have just been watching a program about a guy who makes porn
movies and when asked why he does it, the answer was because
people like it, even if they don't admit it. In part of the program
there were two girls dressed in what was supposed to be school
uniform. They were kissing and fondling each other. Now that's
what I like. So naturally I started fondling my penis. Then after a
while they started using little toys. I had stripped off by this time
and was masturbating as I watched. Even the occassional

interruptions for interviews didn't bother me. Watching a male
talking about porn was a turnon too. Eventually, the urge became
to strong so I masturbated to the point of ejaculation. Very
enjoyable. I might have another go before getting dressed. Love to
watch!!

- October 31, 2009
Extreme Pleasure

I have been reading so much about masturbation and the pleasures
that can be reached I just had to share my idea. This should not be
attempted unless you are prepared to masturbate for at least an
hour. Get yourself very relaxed with a coffee or a glass of wine and
clear your mind of everything except the task of bringing extreme
pleasure to yourself. Slowly remove your clothing one article at a
time and massage each body part as you go. A man's nipples can
be an erotic part to stimulate if you want it to be. Gently running
your fingertips in cirular motions for each nipple. You will notice
the nipple hardening and if done correctly you will feel a great
sense of contentment. By now you should have gotten rid of all the
stress from the days activities. Remove your lower part of your
clothing leaving your underpants on for a while, which will
probably be a bit damp with semen. Relax in a comfortable chair
or couch or even lay on your bed if you prefer and gently remove
your underpants and don't masturbate. At least not straight away.
Have another wine or if you prefer a little recreational substance
which will enhance to sexual pleasure. Remember you should not
be masturbating but you will be feeling extremely horny. Take a
walk around the house and if you are like me stand in front of an
open door. The thrill of being spotted is great. Then start stroking
your erect penis. If you aren't erect by now, something is wrong. I
am usually rock hard by this point. I am rock just thinking about it.

Luckily I have a couple of hours spare tonight. Always make sure
you have plenty of tissues close by because when you start to
ejaculate, you will need at least five. I usually need a shower by
the time I finish, because I have trained myself to ejaculate and
unlike some who are limp for a while, I can stay erect and bring on
another equally good ejaculation within 30 minutes

- October 31, 2009
Straight Shooter

Most of my masturbation is in the morning although I had some
free time tonight and decided to check out your website and I read
some of your suggestions. I started to get horny and thought I
would check out some videos. I felt a bit strange watching videos
of other men masturbating but I must admit. I got quite hard and
still am. I am not gay and don't understand why I would get
aroused at watching masturbating men. Maybe it's because it
makes me think of how I must look if I were to video myself.

I might go back to the videos for a few more minutes.

- October 31, 2009
Video Pleasure

I can admit that I love masturbating. I have been watching some of
your masturbation videos both male and female and enjoy them
both. I felt a bit odd at watching another male masturbate but it

gave me some ideas. The stroking always seems to be the same
though. I prefer to use the slow stroking technique. And I never do
anything that could cause long term harm to the little guy. Afterall,
I have a lot of happy wanking ahead of me in the years ahead.
Speaking of which, I better get down to it.

- October 31, 2009
I don't mind

I don't usually need an excuse to masturbate, infact I masturbate
daily. I do however like to surf the net for things to keep me
entertained. Last night while I was having a relaxing night
masturbating in front of the tv I decided to have a look for
something to keep me entertained. I read some of your suggestions
and then I thought I would do something quite new. I started to
watch some videos of males masturbating. I was quite surprised at
how horny I became because I am heterosexual and usually prefer
to watch videos of girls. Anyway, I watched a few videos and
afterwards I masturbated for a further 30 minutes. It was a
wonderful experience. I was reading a guys story about he and
another male friend masturbating each other and eventually leading
to oral sex. At first I was thinking they would have to be gay, but
after I watching those videos and masturbating last night I may be
wrong. I am not sure if I would ever pull my penis out and
masturbate in front of another friend, although, when I was
younger a friend and I regularly discussed our masturbation habits,
when we did it and for how long etc. I have wondered about
having someone suck my penis though, preferably female,
preferably young, mid to late teens would be best.

November 1, 2009

Shooter

I've been a regular on your website for a few months now, and I
never go away disappointed. I really enjoy reading the suggestions
and often masturbate while I read the suggestions. I had an urge to
watch some videos a couple of nights ago and found them
enjoyable as well. And have been back a couple of times since.
What surprises me is that all the videos I watched showed dribble
ejaculations. When I ejaculate I am always a shooter. Even if I
masturbate twice in quick succession I still manage to shoot the
second time, maybe not as far but it still pretty enjoyable.

- November 1, 2009
Family Business

I have read some of your readers talking about how they fantasise
about family members while masturbating. I feel a bit guilty about
this but I have an attractive neice and have masturbated a number
of times after seeing her. She also wears pretty short skirts, and I
have always been rather partial to a pretty girl in a short skirt, and
her breasts are pretty good too for a young thing. I am going to
have to go. I am getting horny just talking about it. I often fantasise
about her sucking my penis and me fingering her. Is that wrong??

- November 2, 2009
Share the pleasure

Masturbation is healthy and good for you me and my wife love
masturbating each other all the time.Years ago I was staying at a
frinds house after a night on the beer, we had to share a double bed
as that was the only option.Just before going to sleep I felt him
moving around, when I asked him what he was doing, he laughed
and slid his hand into underwear.After first being shoked I
discovered how nice his touches where and soon became very
aroused and enjoyed the experience.Not before long he slid my
hand into his pants, for the first time I played with another man and
discovered how satisfying joint masturbation could be, neither of
us was homosexual but both clearly enjoyed the stimulation of
anothers hand teasing our genitals whilst masturbating the other. In
married life I have discovered my wife and I continue this practice.

- November 3, 2009
Tub Tosser

Years ago I read an article about masturbation and it was basically
what we do here. It was medical experts discussing different
techniques and suggestions on how to improve the experience. It
involved filling the bathtube laying back with some scented oils
and just exploring every little part of your body. Not just stroking
your penis! I tried it and yes it was a very nice way to spend an
evening. What made it more interesting was I had invited my
neighbours around and after some time I assumed they weren't
coming, so I decided to run the bath. While the water was running
I stripped naked and started to get prepared if you get my meaning.
Just a few gentle strokes to get me ersct, which didn't take long. I
was just about to hop in the tub with a magazine and a couple of
alcoholic drinks as suggested to relax and enhance the mood, then
the doorbell rang. I was more than a little disappointed because I
was really in the mood. Anyway I went to the door naked except

for a bathrobe and it was my neighbours. When they came in we
sat and had some drinks, and if only they new how much I wanted
to get rid of them so I could masturbate. Eventually after an hour
or so, they decided to leave and I walked them to the door trying to
conceal my slightly erect penis from poking out through my
bathrobe. I was getting a bit nervous and excited at how close it
was. And within seconds of them leaving I had removed my
bathrobe and was climbing in a now cold water tub, which was
quite stimulating I was more than a bit affected by the alcohol I
had consumed and was very horny so I drank some more and laid
back in the bath and it was the most enjoyable masturbation
session I had experienced. And it covered all the suggestions from
the article. Relaxed, take your time, enjoy the moment and create a
very erotic mood. I must have masturbated for a couple of hours
and when I ejaculated into the water the flow of semen shooting
out, amazed me. I masturbated many times in the bathtub growing
up but that was by far the most enjoyable.

- November 3, 2009
Watch Me

I am usually a private person when it comes to masturbation but as
I have gotten older I am fantasising about masturbating in public.
The last few days I have venturing outside. I went out this morning
naked into my back yard. I didn't go far and apart from a couple of
gentle strokes of my penis, I didn't perform. I came back inside and
settled back in front of the tv and masturbated. The excitement of
what I had just done got me very horny and the resulting orgasm
was wonderful. Tomorrow I am going to progress a bit more. I am
starting to get an erection just at the thought of going out again. I
might even go out now. It is a warm night, and all this talk has got
me more than ready for a rub. I wish your readers could see me!!

- November 3, 2009
Return Visitor

I have just finished writing an idea and I was going to finish
masturbating and watch some tv. I decided to check out some
videos and it was a very stimulating experience. I never realised
that watching another male masturbating could be such a turn on.
What I did notice though is that they all seem to use the same
method. All furious stroking and dribbling when they ejaculate. I
prefer to go at it fairly slow and gentle and when I ejaculate I am a
shooter. I need 4 or 5 tissues when I ejaculate otherwise my
furniture would be stained. And I never do anything that will cause
long term injury. A little short term discomfort is okay. I read a lot
about guys fingering their anus. I haven't tried that yet. Maybe
later!! Or maybe now!!!

- November 3, 2009
Yummy

Are people permitted to submit more than one idea. I have so many
masturbation tips it is hard to choose. I mean, when you have been
masturbating for as long as I have the ideas are endless. I don't
stick to one technique per session. I do whatever feels good at the
time. Inside, outside, naked, laying down or sitting up in a chair.
Even, sitting at my computer watching some videos of people
masturbating, male or female. I don't care. I am not gay, but I do
enjoy watching other males masturbating. I usually alternate
between a girl video and a guy video. I have been watching a few
videos just a little while ago and now I think I am horny enough to
masturbate some more. I find since I found your website, I can and

often do, masturbate 3 or 4 times everyday

- November 3, 2009
Watch Me Now

I wrote yesterday about my desire to masturbate in a public place
but how I was nervous. Well, today I ventured outside into my
backyard naked and unlike yesterday I stayed out for longer. It has
been a warm night and the warm air against my naked body made
me feel really good. After a few minutes I was going to masturbate
but still not brave enough yet so I came back inside and did it in
private. Maybe tomorrow I will be brave enough to go all the way
outdoors. I have read a few things about people who masturbate in
public places and I get really horny when I am reading about that
and really want to try it for myself.

- November 3, 2009
Warm Night

It is not often I do this, but it was a warm night last night and after
masturbating for a couple of hours I decided to sleep naked, well
semi naked. I had top on but I didn't do it to masturbate. I just felt
so good after my session that I didn't want to put clothes on. Early
this morning I woke up and took my top off and laid naked in bed
for a while before I got up. Walking around the house naked is
something I really enjoy. Even when I am not masturbating, the
feeling of being totally naked makes me feel wonderful.

- November 4, 2009
Messy Business

I regularly masturbate in the morning and occassionally at night. I
prefer the mornings because after sleeping naked I usually feel
horny when I wake up. Although, sometimes when I have arrived
home I have masturbated and today I have an extra incentive. This
morning I saw a couple of school girls walking and they were
holding hands. On it's own the holding hands wouldn't mean much,
but as I watched them, they were very intimate. I couldn't help
thinking about what they were up to and I felt myself becoming
erect as my mind kept wondering. And they were both very
attractive and what I would give to watch them doing what they
do, while I masturbate in front of them. Oops I just had an
accident. Excuse me while I do a little cleanup

- November 4, 2009
Morning Master

I prefer to masturbate in the mornings, and especially enjoy my
morning visits to your website. Reading the suggestions while I
massage my throbbing penis is the best way to start the day.

I have also started watching the videos as well, which I find very
stimulating. I never realised that watching another male masturbate
would be such a turn on. I suppose it is sort a fantasy thing and
seeing someone masturbating your brain sort of switches to feeling
a hand on penis and you kind of get horny not because I am
watching a male masturbate but more of a mental stimulation of

how it feels when I am stroking my penis which causes me to
become horny, rather than getting horny about watching a guy. It's
all in the mind really. So I suppose when people talk about fantasy
and sex, whether it be solo or with a partner, fantasy is just that.
The minds way of creating the most enjoyable feeling at that
moment. I enjoy fantasising about lots of things, usually involving
teenage girls. I see them when I travel to work each day and some
are really gorgeous and for a man of my age, there is no harm in
fantasy.

Time to go and take things in hand. I am so hard it's starting to
hurt, which is just the way I like it. The resulting orgasm is
tremendous

- November 5, 2009
Surprised

A few months ago I something and it was about going to work
without underwear after swimming and forgetting to take my
underpants with me. Anyway, I called at the fast food place for a
coffee and there was a gorgeous girl who served me, and as I
described at the time, I nearly came in my pants, because she was
really that good. Anyway, to my complete surprise I saw her out
yesterday and she was wearing a school uniform. My mind flashed
back to the day in the fast food restaurant and how horny I got
when I saw her. At first I felt a little guilt about getting so turned
on by a school girl, because I am in my late 20's but then the guilt
seemed to subside and I could feel myself becoming erect. I
haven't had an erection on the bus for quite a while. Luckily no one
noticed as I stood up to get off the bus, and as I walked past her I
glanced down and got a glimpse of her bare teenage legs and as

she moved I also saw she was wearing a nice pair of light blue
panties. Erection material. As I walked home she was a little bit
behind me on the street, so I made some excuse to stop and as she
past I started off again. To my delight she was going in the same
direction so I was able to walk contentedly behind her most of the
way. And as I entered my house I stripped naked and masturbated
for half an hour. I am getting horny again now, and it would be a
terrible waste if I didn't masturbate now.

- November 5, 2009
Trance

I have just been masturbating in front of tv which is my favourite
position at this time of day, and I noticed I was starting to fall into
a type of hypnotic trance. All I was focussed on was the girls on tv
and as I stroked I could feel myself drifting away. It felt weird, but
good. I intend to go back to the tv in a few minutes, but wanted to
share my experience before. It sort of felt like I was under the
influence of a drug of some sort, the way I was able to be so
controlled by the masturbation. I wasn't even fantasising, I was just
so engrossed in how good the stroking was that my brain
completely shut off everything. I hope I can recreate the moment.

- November 6, 2009
Surprised

I don't know if anyone else has had this experience but yesterday I
was having a great time. I woke up early and had one thing on my
mind, masturbation. I new I was going to have at least 3 hours

without any interruptions, or so I thought. Anyway I was naked
and I had already watched a video of some lingerie models that I
have tucked away and I was feeling pretty horny. I then decided to
read some of your suggestions, which I enjoy very much. I was just
setting the mood to start masturbating when I heard some activity
outside. I had a feeling I new who it was and went to have a look
out my window, and it was my gardener. I had forgotten to open
the side gate, and I knew an minute I would get a knock o the door.
I frantically grabbed my bathrobe as I said because I was totally
naked and couldn't go to the door looking like I was. I started out
to open the side gate when the knock came and as I opened the
door I greeted my gardener and said I would go around to open the
gate.

As a way to explain the fact I was still in my bathrobe at that time
of morning I explained I had been out late and had only just woken
up. I couldn't tell the truth and say I had been masturbating for a
couple of hours. Anyway, I said I was about to get in the shower,
so I paid my money for the work and proceeded back inside. And
resumed my masturbation. It was a bit disapointing to have to cut
the morning short, but at the same time the fear and excitement of
being surprised in the act was good. As a way to speed things up I
went back and read some of your suggestions again and the
thought of masturbating while someone was working in my garden
was quite a turn on. Unfortunately, I couldn't spend as much time
on it as I would have preferred, and it made me feel a bit
disappointed and a little annoyed but the climax was good just the
same. Today, though, I am definitely going to have an
uninterrupted session. Starting now!!!!

- November 6, 2009
Trance

I started writing this yesterday and half way through I received an
unexpected caller at my door. I was so rushed to get my bathrobe
on and get to the door that I really can't remember whether I this or
not. Anyway, as I was saying. I was masturbating while watching a
video of some gorgeous models and I started to go into a type of
hyptnotic trance. It felt so strange, all I was focussed on was how
good it was feeling and nothing else. I have never experienced the
trance like that before. Anyway, I decided to start to try to describe
it to your readers when I heard a noise outside and it sounded like
my gardener. And it was, so I had to hurry to get my bathrobe on
before I went to open the side gate. At that point there was a knock
at the door and as I opened it, I greeted the caller and proceeded to
open the side gate. As I opened it, the gardener, asked had I still
been in bed and I said I had a late night and was about to jump in
the shower. I told him I would get his money and leave him to do
the work, while I showered. What I did not say is that I came back
inside and continued to masturbate for a bit longer. The thought of
having someone outside working while I was naked masturbating
inside, was a bit scary but also a bit of a turn on.

Anyway, I am determined that my masturbation today is not going
to be interrupted for any reason until I am completely finished.
Starting right now!!! Hopefully I will be able to recreate the trance
I was in yesterday

- November 6, 2009
bean pillow

ok so you kno whatthose bean pillows (fom pillows) are? theyre a
great masturbation tool. you can use lube if you want but it could
leave stains. so, while standing on your knees, place the pillow
between your legs and apply as much pressure to your sack as you
want, and jack away! it feels great

- November 7, 2009
Be Gentle I'm New At This

I am really terrified at doing this. I have never done anything like
this before. Not masturbation, I do that regularly, but actually
writing about my fantasies and feelings is not something I really
do. I found your site a couple of weeks ago after a night on some
recreational substances and was really horny, and alone and was
masturbating watching some stuff on television. No idea what it
was, all I remember is it had some naked females and they were
touching each other. After that had finished and I had done the
business, I still felt very much like staying awake and started
cruising the net for anything to entertain me. I was wondering
about how many men are like me and masturbate when they were
horny instead of going out looking for sex. So I typed in
masturbation and up popped dozens of things. I started looking
through all the options and then stopped on yours. While I was not
quite brave enough to write anything myself, I got extremely
excited while I read through your suggestions. I must have
masturbated into the early hours of the morning. I was exhausted
and went and laid on my bed naked and went off to sleep. When I
woke next morning I discovered I had left my computer logged on
to your site, and there were tissues soaked with what must have be
semen scattered on my floor and near my desk. It must have been a
good night. I didn't remember too much, so I decided to refresh my
memory with some more reading and you can guess the rest. The

whole day was one of total blissful masturbation. And after I finish
this, I might just do it again. My penis is almost bursting

- November 7, 2009
Yes Please

I am one guy who just enjoys touching myself so much.
Masturbation is my only release for sexual tension and I don't like
being tense, so I masturbate every day to prevent the buildup of
tension. Although, some times I get a bit tense about the possibility
of getting caught. It's happened a few times in the past, the most
recent being just a few days ago. I was going at it pretty well, and
was feeling good, and there was a noise outside my house, and as it
sounded very much like my gardener I went to look carefully out
my window and he nearly spotted me before I ducked out of sight.
I had no clothes on and my cock was as hard as a rock and
twitching from all the activity of the past hour. Anyway I rushed to
get my bathrobe and in the process my arm got stuck and as I was
frantically trying to get my arm in the right place the doorbell rang.
I had forgotten to open the gate for him to access the rear of my
property. As I opened my door my cock was still a little hard and I
tried to conceal what I was up to. He asked did I sleep late and I
made some excuse that I had had a late night. I opened the gate and
paid him and told him I was going to get in the shower. Thank god
he didn't need to come inside because I had my computer logged
on to your masturbation page, and I also had a video going with
some rather nice young lingerie models which would be hard to
explain why I was viewing such material. Instead of getting in the
shower I returned to my computer and masturbated some more. It
was quite exhilirating masturbating with someone being so close. I
had to be a bit quieter than I usually am, as I am quite vocal when I
am nearing the ejaculation, especially when I am watching videos.
I like to describe what I would like to do to the girls I am watching,

or what I wish they were doing to me. Speaking of which, I am
getting really wet so I better go and have some fun with some of
the girls.

- November 7, 2009
Double Take

I don't often do this but I was so horny this morning I am going to
masturbate again before my shower. I was reading some of your
readers suggestions, and I really enjoyed my first sessin and
decided after I had made my breakfast I started getting a bit horny
when I was watching some girls on tv, and thought I would revisit
your site. I really enjoy watching your videos and reading your
suggestions when I am horny. It makes the experience so much
more enjoyable when I am reading some one elses experiences and
trying them out each day. And even when I am not quite in the
mood a short time here soon changes that. One other thing I enjoy
is going outdoors in the fresh air and masturbating but it's a bit
cool out today so I have had to settle for a nice wank in front of tv.

- November 8, 2009
Grateful Visitor

I am so grateful I can't describe how much. I visited your website
for the first time yesterday and it was so good to read your
suggestions. I spent most of the day sitting at my computer just
mesmorised by everything I was reading. I didn't intend to stay all
day but I found it so incredibly wonderful I just didn't want to
leave. I have been masturbating for a long time but I have never

enjoyed a full day like I did yesterday. My cock is a little sore but
it is a good sore. I am sure I will be able to manage another little
rub when I have finished this. Even your videos were enjoyable,
and I don't normally watch videos of men masturbating, but I was
so horny and didn't want to miss anything. Infact, I enjoyed it so
much I couldn't wait to get up this morning and get my computer
on. Oops, my little willy is getting a bit excited, I am going to have
to be a bit gentle with my stroking because as I said, I am a bit sore
after yesterday, but it was worth it. I rarely get the opportunity to
spend an entire day at home naked let alone masturbating all day!!
Thanks again.

- November 8, 2009
Tossing the TESTICLE

I have to say masturbation for me is the best way to pass the time. I
can remember my mom saying when I was little that playing with
it is dirty and should never do it. And then she caught me in the
bathtub as a young teenager playing with it and she never said a
thing. Probably shock at what a big boy I had become. If only she
knew what I get up to now. Look Mom I am masturbating!! And it
feels great.

- November 8, 2009
Music Man

I love watching music videos when I am masturbating. I just love
those gorgeous ladies bopping around in those tight shorts, skirts
or whatever. I have just finished watching a Beyonce video and I

gotta admit she is definitely masturbation material. Only trouble is
the videos don't go long enough. I prefer to masturbate for longer
than 4 or 5 minutes. I have watched Britney videos too, and even
though she is a bit average now, in her younger days she was a
good fantasy tool and still is. So, I am going to bop away for a
while

- November 8, 2009
vibrators aren't only for women

I bought a vibrating massager at the supermarket. I like to press it
against my balls while I'm masterbating. Makes me shake, makes
my legs go the air.

-Submitted November 9, 2009
A Dick Shun

I know this is probably going to sound weird but I believe I am
addicted to masturbation. I have been masturbating since my early
teens and as a teenager I dd the usual thing. See a pretty girl, get an
erection, have a quick pull and get on with things. As I have gotten
older, I still get horny when I see an atractive girl in the street or on
television. The difference now is, I like to plan ahead. I still
masturbate on spur of the moment occassionally, but most of the
time I plan. I spend time preparing videos of girls modelling
swimwear, lingerie and music videos and when I have time I like
to sit naked in my living room in front of the tv and masturbate for
an hour or more. What makes me think I am addicted is the fact
that I am often thinking about masturbation, even when I am at
work. Not to the point of actually doing it, but just about how

much I would prefer to be home masturbating than being at work.
When I see attractive girls I often think about my masturbation and
try and get a mental picture of them naked so that when I am
masturbating I can picture their bodies, preferably naked to
enhance the pleasure. I hardly ever look at an attractive girl
without thinking about masturbating. Every morning I can't wait to
have breakfast and do all the morning things so I can settle back
for a masturbation session before heading to work. I create
situations that turn me on. Many people masturbate because they
are horny, but I create situations that get me aroused.Like videos
watching something on tv with girls in to get me ready. You would
be amazed at some of the boring tv I will watch simply to get a
glimpse of attractive girls.

The thing about this addiction, if I am addicted is that I don't want
to be cured. I enjoy masturbation very much and if I didn't enjoy
masturbating every day then I probably wouldn't be breathing. I
said to someone once, if ever I stop taking notice of attractive
females, then put me in a box, because I am probably dead. And I
feel the same about masturbating. If ever I get tired of getting
naked and masturbating I will probably be dead.

Well, I think it is definitely time to feed my addiction, coz my
throbbing penis is just about ready to explode, and I haven't even
touched it yet!!

-Submitted November 9, 2009
natural high natural lube

If you're looking for something to get you in the mood for a long
masturbation session, I'd like to recommend 1 or 2 cups of strong
coffee. Other mood-altering substances, such as alcohol and drugs,
may reduce you inhibitions, but they can also reduce your sexual
performance. Coffee is a safe, natural, and legal way to stimulate
the body and the imagination without reducing your sexual
performance.

And if you're looking for a lubricant, I'd like to recommend aloe
vera gel, which is available at most drugstores. It's a natural
lubricant, it's good for your skin, and it has a pleasant cool
sensation when you rub it on. The only drawback is that it tends to
absorb into the skin after a while, so you may have to re-lube
several times during a lengthy masturbation session.

-Submitted November 10, 2009
Lucky Boy

I just knew when I woke this morning that I was going to have a
good day. I logged on to your sugestions and masturbated while I
read. I always enjoy having a good rub before I go to work, and
then this afternoon I saw my favourite cutie on the bus coming
home. She is only young but I always enjoy masturbating when I
get home after seeing her. The vision of her great body is fresh in
my mind as I stroke my throbbing penis. And then tonight I
decided to check out the site again and there are some new
editions. As soon as I started reading the new stuff I felt my penis
starting to harden. Especially, since one of them is mine. I love
reading through the stuff I have contributed. It brings the fantasies
back in my mind as if it were happening over and over again. Each
timeI visit your pages I have a tremendous wanking session.

-Submitted November 10, 2009
Happy Wanker

I can't imagine a better way to spend an evening than reading your
suggestions pages and masturbating for an hour or two. I noticed
there are some new editions which always sparks my attention. I
love the music man. I am also a fan of Beyonce among others. She
certainly knows how to move and I always set the video to repeat
so I can masturbate for as long as I want without having to stop
stroking. Infact, I MIGHT just go and have a play right now, as I
can feel a bit of a bulge happening.

-Submitted November 10, 2009
Finally Done It

A few times earlier in the month I wrote about wanting to
masturbate outdoors and being too nervous. Well, I finally built up
enough courage and it was unbelievable. I was so horny this
morning I thought, today is the day. And as the morning came, I
got to the point of know return. I was so excited by the prospect, I
was shaking all over. At first I just stood close to the door but as I
got more excited I ventured further and without realising I was
inthe middle of my yard, naked and if anyone came to their
windows they would see me. But I was so horny, I no longer cared.
It was almost like I was under a spell or something. It felt so damn
good, I didn't want it to end but after stroking for a while I could
feel my ejaculation building and like a volcano erupting I blew. I
couldn't believe how good it was. I mean I have been masturbating

for a very long time, but never have I felt so good during and after.
What surprised me is the erection stayed with me for quite a while.
I went inside and went in for a shower and even when I turned the
water on my cock was still pretty firm and as the water started to
run over my body and especially on my semen covered penis, I
started to feel myself again. And I was able to bring myself to
ejaculation yet again. Twice in a space of 10 minutes. Not bad for
a guy my age. I am getting so horny at talking about it, I might just
go outside now and see if I can do a repeat performance

-Submitted November 13, 2009
Quality versus Quantity

Like most of your readers I am a great lover of masturbation.
Maybe more in my case, but that's beside the point. I regularly
cruise through the suggestions when I feel like a bit of stimulating
reading and really enjoy it. One thing I have noticed is many of
your visitors talk about masturbating like it's a competition. How
many times they ejaculate in a day. For me I would much rather
masturbate for a few hours and have a great time and a tremendous
orgasm and be totally exhausted and satisfied, which is a regular
occurence. Rather than masturbate five or six times a day. My
advice is to slow down and enjoy the time rather than try to
impress. You will feel much better in the long run. My regular is a
session in the morning which begins before I get out of bed and I
continue after breakfast, and often at night I will spend a little
while reading and masturbating in front of the computer. Oh, well,
I have just given away my secret. I am masturbating at this very
moment

-Submitted November 13, 2009
Video Voyuer

I have been reading some of your suggestions about watching
music videos. That's my man! I too am a great fan of Beyonce. I
have been watching a video of Beyonce and I am really ready for a
wank. The thing is, she dances well, and even though her costumes
are well put together and we can't really see anything, the thought
is there. I mean the video shows her with a top opened to waist and
as she moves the breasts are still covered but it shows just enough
to start the stiffening. Then the skirt is opened right up but the way
she moves we can't quite see anything except legs, and what great
legs. I know she has shorts on underneath rather than panties, but it
still gets my blood boiling as I watch. I am getting so horny just
thinking about her again. I might have to go and take care of
things, oh, oh, too late! Have a bit of cleaning up to do instead.

-Submitted November 13, 2009
Fantastic Fantasy

I totally agree with the guy who talks about fantasy. A good
fantasy the key to a fantastic masturbation session. And I have just
been watching a video of Beyonce and she does it for me every
time. She has a fantastic body and moves really well and I love
everything about her. Even when I am not in the mood to
masturbate I watch a video with her strutting her stuff and I soon
get in the mood. That was the case this morning. I woke up tired
but got naked in front of the computer and watched her for a few
minutes and sure enough I was erect. And now I am about to finish
off what I started. Remember, fantasy is everything!! Happy
pulling

-Submitted November 13, 2009
Feeling Myself

For the past few years and have been content with masturbation
rather than concentrating on finding a partner. I have developed
many techniques and variations of techniques to satisfy me when
masturbating. I rarely stick to one technique when I am
masturbating each day, mainly because I masturbate for extended
periods. I start off just fondling my soft cock, usually while I am
laying in bed and after a while I get up and switch on the computer
and watch some music videos which I enjoy immensely. Then
when I start to get horny and more adventurous I like to watch
some masturbation videos, women or men doesn't matter. I found
recently that watching a male masturbate was quite a turn on. Once
I am really horny I like to have a little while when I walk naked
around the house, I really love the freedom to be naked whenever I
want. I even open the door and stand naked infront of the doorway
watching the people walking past blissfully unaware that I am
watching them. I then return inside and settle myself in a very
comfortable chair and get down to business, which consists of a
good supply of tissues and a video of some lingerie models or
swimwear models and relax for as long as I want for a tremendous
session of slow stroking. I am getting a bit sticky just thiking about
this, lucky I am prepared. Better get back to business! I often think
of something my mother said once, that touching myself was dirty.
Well, I am still doing it and I have no intention of ever stopping.
Masturbation to me is the most natural thing in the world

-Submitted November 14, 2009
Neighborly

A while ago I told everyone about an experience I had involving
my neighbors daughter who like to undress in front of her window
and perform for a very eager guy. Well, she came back for a
holiday and as soon as I saw her the memories of those times
started coming back. What she use to do was when she arrived
home from school and before her parents got home she would get
changed out of her school uniform. I saw her by accident once and
from then on I was eagerly awaiting every day. The first day I was
at the window and she was there and I had often wanted to see her
naked, but like most men thought I would never be that lucky.
Anyway, she was there and as I glanced in she looked as if she was
going to take off her top and I watched and it revealed her young
gorgeous body. She walked away briefly and I was about to leave
my spot and then she returned and to my absolute delight she
started taking off her skirt, and she was wearing a brief pair of light
blue panties. She turned towards the window and so I ducked down
so she wouldn't see me, but I think it may have been a little late. I
started to feel a bit nervous and excited and then she turned slightly
away, and reached behind to undo her bra and as she removed it
she turned a little more and I was able to she a full view of the
most beautiful teenage breasts I had ever seen. By this time I had
removed my pants and was masturbating as I watched her walk
naked except for her blue panties and then she took them off as
well. I thought I was going to pass out. I was finally seeing
something I had only fantasised about, I couldn't believe my luck.
As I masturbated I could feel myself building towards a great
ejaculation so I had to slow down because I didn't want to miss
anything by cumming to early. Then this is the part that excited me
beyond belief. She sat on the edge of her bed facing the mirror
which I was able you see clearly, and started fingering herself. At
that time I relaxed because, I new then that she would not say
anything about me in fear of me saying something. That began a
wonderful relationship for her and I. Daily we would go through
the ritual of me watching her undress and pleasure herself and not
to mention the amount of pleasure I was getting. As I said early the

memories of those days are flooding back and my penis is begging
for attention so I might go now and do something about it.

-Submitted November 14, 2009
So Many

I have so many ideas about masturbation it is hard to know where
to start. I love masturbating so much. I can't think of anything I
enjoy doing as much. And because I have done it for so long it is
hard to choose a favourite. What I like depends on the situation.
Some days I just like to masturbate in front of television, and other
days I want to read your suggestions and watch a video or two.
Other days I like to sit outside and masturbate. I have a patio that
overlooks my neighbors bathroom window and I have masturbated
a few times watching her in the shower. She likes to clean inside
and out very thoroughly, if you get my meaning. She uses the
shower head to massage herself, if only she realised I was able to
see. Other days, I just lay naked on my bed and explore my whole
body, because masturbation isn't just about the penis. The whole
body can bring pleasure.

-Submitted November 15, 2009
Satisfaction Guaranteed

I have been masturbating for as long as I can remember and
thoroughly enjoy it. I think due to the fact that I have been
unattached for my entire adult life has increased the urge to
experiment with a lot of different techniques, and things that turn
me on more than other things. I have to admit one thing about why
I enjoy masturbating more, is that I don't have to concern myself

with living up to any expectations of how good it is or any of that
bull. I am not saying that I am always satisfied when I have
masturbated. Just this morning, I planned everything perfectly, and
was really enjoying myself. I was watching some girls on tv and
was feeling great but when I ejaculated about an hour later, I didn't
feel anywhere near as good as I have done on other occassions.
Infact, it was disappointing.

I felt cheated in a way, and was determined to improve my
performance next time so I was thinking all day about how I was
going to achieve a better result tonight. My cock is definitely ready
for the challenge so I am going to finish this and watch some of
your videos and read some of your suggestions. That usually gets
me going, and I am already half way there so with a couple of
videos to keep me entertained, I am pretty sure I will achieve a
good result. It is certainly worth a try.

Good night!!

-Submitted November 15, 2009
Naughty Boy

I remember the first time I was caught touching myself, my mother
said it was a dirty and shouldn't be done. I was only a child and
didn't understand. It wasn't till I was around 12 when I experienced
my first wet dream and as you do, I woke up all wet. Still didn't
understand why but it sure felt good. As I was always a bit shy, I
never mentioned anything about it. As time went on, I started to

experiment a little. But it was a long time before I masturbated to
the point of ejaculation. As all of you will remember, it was a
wonderful experience and felt unbelievable! From then on, I
started to masturbate regularly in bed at night. It was later that I
started masturbating in the bathtub. I got into the habit of
masturbating daily in the bath and often at school during my
breaks, I would go to the mens room and masturbate. It was like I
had discovered something new and was doing it every chance I
could.

Anyway, this went on for a long time and then one day during my
regular bath time I was doing the usual and suddenly the door
opened and my mother was standing looking stunned in the
doorway. I must admit, it was a shock for me too, and never did
talk about it to her. She was very quiet over the next few days and I
was as well. I can't remember how long it was before I resumed
my regular habit of masturbating at bath time.

Over the years I have been caught a few times by different people.
Only once by my mother though. My brother caught me once and
my neighbor spotted me while I was hiding in my garden shed
masturbating as I was watching her sister in her bedroom. She
apparently saw me and sneaked down unseen by me until she
popped up at the fence and she saw me through the window, pants
round my knees with my hand on my cock. It's pretty hard to
explain that sort of situation. I no longer allow myself to get
caught, because I am very cautious. I am still a very naughty boy
though!

-Submitted November 15, 2009
Important Tip

I have discovered personally that variety in extremely important in
masturbation. Like they say, variety in any relationship is
important to keep the excitement. Well, masturbation is just the
same, maybe even more so. Don't misunderstand me, I love
masturbation and everything about it. The mere thought of
masturbating is enough to get me up in the morning.

What I have found though, especially over the last few weeks is
that doing the same thing day after day, can become boring. I
particularly enjoy watching a program every morning on lingerie.
The program isn't designed for people to sit and masturbate but
that's what I do!

Over time even watching the same girls doing the same thing
becomes stale, so to keep from getting bored I alternate. I will
video a few different ones and watch for a while and then delete
and then I might watch something else, like the music channel.
There is always some cute young things to bop the boloney too. I
am not into heavy porn. But I do like watching girls with girls, and
what man doesn't get turned on by a girl giving another an oral
examination!!

And not forgetting reading all your great suggestions. When I get
up each morning I really enjoy sitting at the computer going
through your great suggestions. I am usually pretty horny by then

even if I am a bit tired, my energy soon comes back.

Today, it is pretty warm so as soon as I got up I removed my
pyjamas and prepared breakfast naked. And that is always a great
way to start the day. I even stepped outside for a short time and
stood briefly looking around and then started touching myself, and
before long I was getting in the mood for a good morning!

So please remember to keep the variety. Whether it be, inserting
objects into your anus, or using food or even masturbating with a
friend or as one guy says, masturbating each other and sucking
each other, that's okay! Because, the main thing is, your enjoy
yourself. Which is precisely what I am about to do because to be
honest I am extremely horny and if I don't take care of things very
very soon I am going to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted November 16, 2009
At it Again

Everyday when I have been masturbating I promise myself I am
going to slow down and miss a day, but I just can't. I think it's the
same as breaking any habit. The urge is just too strong, and that's
how I am with masturbation. I woke up this morning after a very
warm night and I wasn't really that horny so I just laid there for a
while and then I started to think about an attractive girl I saw while
I was at lunch yesterday and I started to get an erection. She was
wearing a short skirt and she was standing in the street and every
time the wind blew slightly the skirt lifted with the breeze and I
discreetly kept my eye on it, hoping patiently to see a little more.
With each bit of breeze I could feel my erection starting to build.

Not enough so to be noticeable through my trousers but I could
definitely feel it. She was obviously waiting for someone and a few
minutes went by and a car pulled up and she got in.

Anyway, as I was saying earlier the thoughts of her this morning
started to get me in the mood and so I decided to get out of bed and
as I said it has been a very warm night so I stripped off and walked
naked to get some food. I always like to eat something and shave
before I begin masturbating because I can spend more time doing it
without having to rush around afterwards to get off to work. If only
my work colleagues new what I got up to every morning before
work, they would be shocked. Or maybe not!! Afterall, I am a
single male and they would be pretty dumb if they didn't realise
that I masturbate, especially the girls.They probably get a thrill out
of being the subject of my fantasies when I am masturbating.

-Submitted November 16, 2009
Guilt Trip

I know it's probably common among men my age, but I often feel a
bit guilty after I finish masturbating. I don't think it's the
masturbating that causes the guilt, at least not for me. It is more the
fantasies that go through my mind when I am masturbating. I
fantasise a lot about teenage girls and how much I would enjoy
removing their panties and probing them with my tongue and
sucking their young firm breasts.

I have often fantasised about my young niece who is in her early

20's and when she was about 17 I was in the position to have seen
her wearing a short skirt and I got a very good view up her skirt
and later that day after I returned home I was sitting watching tv
and the vision of what I had seen started to enter my head. At first I
ignored it but then I could feel an erection coming on, and I still
ignored it but after a while I started to masturbate and it was great.
There was a fair amount of guilt afterwards but it felt really good. I
am almost ashamed to say that I have fantasised about my niece a
few times while I have masturbated since then. Each time I feel
guilty.

I even feel a little guilty when I am here doing this. If my family
new I was a regular visitor to a masturbation website and that I
masturbate daily after being on the computer, they would probably
be quite shocked. but I really enjoy my visits and am definitely
masturbating more since I found your site. I was satisfied with a
morning masturbation session but now I am regularly come home
and settle down for a couple of hours at night as well.

-Submitted November 17, 2009
Fingering your penis

First, pull your foreskin narrowly under the haed of penis, then
grab your penis with left hand having fingers around head and
upper part of penis. Then, pour some lubricant between the birdle
and index finger. Slide with your mright iddle finger between the
bottom of penis and your left hand, so it seems like you are
fingering. This gives you a strong stimulation of bottom of penis
head and leads to strong ejaculation.

-Submitted November 17, 2009
Panties Pleasure 2

I just couldn't wait to share my experience with you because I
know there are a few of your visitors who, like me are mad about
panties. Well, I often see these couple of girls on the way home
from work each day. And to be honest, they are only around 15 or
16 but they are good to look at. One of them in particular always
wears her skirts short and her legs are nicely tanned, and I have
often thought she must spend a lot of time at the beach. Anyway,
as she got on she walked past and smiled which I returned her
smile being polite. I didn't pay any more attention until it was time
to vacate the bus and as I glanced up the back of the bus this same
girl deliberately moved her legs apart to reveal her panties. As she
did this she gave me a slight grin as if she wanted me to look,
which of course I did. I must admit I have masturbated on previous
occassions after seeing her on my journey home, but after seeing
what I have just seen I am going to have an extra special time,
starting now!

-Submitted November 18, 2009
Feels Good

As I read through all the suggestions here, I am gradually getting
more comfortable about the subject of masturbation. When I was
younger I was always taught that masturbating, or playing with it,
as many say, was dirty or rude and will cause problems later in
life.

Well, after finding your website and becoming a very regular
visitor, I am happy to finally admit that as a man approaching
middle age masturbate daily. Often more than once a day,
depending on how horny I am. My regular time is early in the
morning before going to work. I don't really know why, but I just
seem to enjoy it more. Living alone, I can be sure not to be
interrupted while I am masturbating, which is something that really
annoys the hell out of me.

I don't have any particular favourite way of doing it. I often use
two or three different methods, depending on how I feel at that
particular time. If I am sitting on my sofa watching tv I prefer to
just fondle my cock until it starts to get really erect and I will
stroke slowly for a while and then maybe stroke in different ways,
two fingers, one finger then maybe full palm. That sort of thing. If
I am watching some models wearing lingerie I can sit for hours just
stroking very gently until the urge to cum is so strong that I can't
stand it or on a work day when I haven't got as much time, I may
just watch a video of something and stroke slow for about 30
minutes and then to finish off I go in and lay on the floor of my
walk in shower and let the hot water run all over me and
masturbate until my cock blows all over me. I love being covered
in my own cum and then washing myself before I have another
quick pull to finish off the morning.

-Submitted November 18, 2009
Panty Lover

I can't remember if I submitted this or not last night. I was pretty
horny at the time and got a little carried away while I was writing.

It concerns my fortunate event while on the bus and a schoolgirl
and her friend who I see regularly and we smiled at each other for
the first time. Anyway she always wears short skirts and she is
really attractive and as I was about to disembark from the bus, I
glanced in her direction, and almost as if she was doing it
intentionally, she opened her legs and smiled at me. The look was
one of Here you go look at this! And I did. And enjoyed it!! Infact,
I am still enjoying it. I am getting quite hard just at the thought of
what I had seen. I was hoping to see more today but unfortunately,
missed her. But I can still remember how good it was and I am
sure I can perform pretty well tonight.

I am sure I am not the only guy who likes to fantasise about panties
from what I have been reading lately. Hope you all enjoy, as much
as I have enjoyed telling about my good fortune

-Submitted November 18, 2009
Straight Wanker

I have to say, I have just been watching some of your videos of
males masturbating. Now, I am not usually into watching males
doing their thing, but I quite enjoyed the experience. And it made
me feel quite horny. I usually have a dvd on tv with swimwear
models on that I watch when I am masturbating which I am
watching as well, but it was just something I have been curious
about what techniques look like in a video, rather than just reading
about them.

Anyway, it is almost time to go off to my job, so I better get back
to what I enjoy most. Masturbating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No better way to start the day, than to have a nice long relaxing
wank

-Submitted November 19, 2009
Spanking

I know there are people out there that enjoy a little pain when they
are masturbating and actually get aroused by pain. I am not really a
lover of pain but I do occassionally give my cock a few slaps to
bring it to life. Every now and then, while masturbating if I get
distracted I lose my erection, but with a few gentle slaps I am soon
erect and ready for more.

-Submitted November 19, 2009
Pure Pleasure 2

I agree totally with pure pleasure. I also enjoy the way it feels
when your hand is stroking an erect penis. I have tried a few
different things but nothing beats the touch of my own hand every
time. Unlike the other guy, I am not married but I don't really
mind. I can masturbate daily, which I do. I can walk around the
house naked, which I do. And I can spend lots of time on your
website reading the suggestions which I enjoy very much and
usually end up masturbating before I am done reading. A few times

I have even watched some of the videos and I must say, watching a
female fingering herself and masturbating at the same time is great.
I like to see if we can both cum at the same time. Most of the time
I am first! But that's okay.

-Submitted November 19, 2009
Home Alone Again

Many people would not like to be home alone but for me I love it.
My parents are going out for a few hours and I can't wait. I hope
they don't come in to my room in the next few minutes while I am
typing this as it would be a bit awkward. Anyway, not to worry,
back to business. I secretly videod some program on tv last night.
And as soon as my parents are out the door I am going to get naked
and put the video on and have what I hope will be the best
masturbation session I have ever had. I mean, I hope that every
time and as I get more practice I am getting better at controlling
my ejaculations so that I can masturbate for much longer. I am sick
of having a quick wank in bed, or in the shower. I want to spend
more time enjoying the whole experience rather than just the final
result of a few minutes frantic pulling. So many of your
contributors talk about different self control techniques and slow
stroking and it's been wonderful practicing at night. But if ever my
parents walked in unexpectedly I would find it had to explain.
Better go, before I get caught

-Submitted November 19, 2009
Finally Alone - Messy Business

I have been waiting for this moment for a few hours and now I can
get down to it. My parents have left me alone for a few hours I
couldn't decide whether to write this, watch a video or just
masturbate, so I thought, why not do all of them. So, I have my
video playing and the girls are so beautiful. And I am writing and
thirdly, and most importantly, I am masturbating. I hope I don't
ejaculate too soon, although I am pretty sure I will be able to go
more than once today. I can't put into words how horny I am. My
whole body is shaking with excitement at what I am doing. Hope
my parents don't come back too early. Might go and masturbate in
the shower and then come back, I feel like I am about to cum,
better get something to.

Well, that was messy!. I knew I should have got some tissues or
something. I have just spent the last half hour trying to wipe up the
evidence. I hope it doesn't stain. Oh well, can't waist time worrying
about that. I might spend the rest of my time masturbating agai
before my parents get back. This time I will be more careful

-Submitted November 20, 2009
Shower Time

I have a couple of nice things that happened yesterday which
resulted in a masturbation session in the shower which lasted for
almost 45 minutes. I had been at my gym and swam in the pool,
and there were a few attractive girls swimming close by and as I
am a great lover of girls in swimsuits, I kept glancing in their
direction. At the time I didn't plan to do anything. I just enjoyed
the view. Then the went for my shower and as I stripped off in the
shower, I rinsed my bathing suit and then started to wash myself.

As I showered I heard female voices entering and I new it was the
girls I had seen earlier. As the shower is unisex for men and
women I new they were coming in, which got my mind going a bit.
And I felt my penis getting erect. I thought, why not, take
advantage of a perfect situation, so I began fondling my penis and
as it became fully erect I could hear girls talking as they were
getting naked. By this time I was no longer just fondling, I was
stroking and using soap to lubricate and I was loving the feel of the
cool water running down over my body and especially my
throbbing penis. No one knows how long a person is in the shower
for, and as I heard more people come and go, I continued
masturbating and occassionally getting more soap. And after about
45 minutes I was so week and horny I just had to finish so I
allowed myself to ejaculate. I almost collapsed on the shower
floor, the feeling was so intense. And then later that day while
having lunch there were a couple of girls, or young ladies, I should
say, and both had short skirts and one was facing in my direction,
and I am not sure if she new or not, but there was a perfect view up
her skirt and it was wonderful. Her panties were a variety of colors
and as I ate my lunch I was secretly fantasising about eating her
panties and using my tongue to probe her tight young vagina.
When I got home I was too tender to masturbate any more so I
decided to refrain, but today I am so horny I am going to
masturbate where it hurts or not. The pain will be worth the end
result

-Submitted November 21, 2009
screwing the glans pg.11

A great, my favorite technique!!!! In addition to this fantastic
screwing motion try to bend the cockhead slowly up and down or
even circling against the firmly fixed shaft. This increases the

pressure to the frenulum and causes some intensive stretching. The
next step is to laying on the side and to bend the whole, erected
penis backwards through the legs with the non masturbating
fingers. Then the described screwing/bending of the glans starts
from behind. A most exciting method - I often do it alone or (much
better!) with a partner.

screwing the glans pg12

one's more: I some minutes ago I wrote something about screwing
the glans: i'm not sure what I wrote: the original was correctly on
pg 12

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Finger Licking

I have just been watching some girl fingering herself, and it was
one of the most interesting videos I have seen today. I love
watching girls doing there thing. And by the sound of it, it was
real. I could hear the sound and her fingers were going in and out
and I would give anything to be able to suck those fingers.

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Friendship

I read a while ago about a guy who enjoys getting his penis out in
front of other men. I was intrigued by this story, and just had to
continue to the end. At the end he said that he is not gay, but his
friend and he began masturbating in front of each other while
watching porn. Never done that myself, but that is okay. Then they
progress to masturbating each other, and I have never done that but
I confess, I am getting an erection thinking about it. Then finally
they suck each others cocks, and he still says he is not gay!

Maybe he is just making it all up to add a bit of excitement to a
dull life. Well, that's fine too. I love reading about masturbation
whether, it is mutual or solo, the only thing that matters is that you
enjoy it.

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Guys watching Guys

I was reading some of your suggestions earlier and after reading
for a while, I had an urge to watch some videos. I have not done
this before, I usually prefer masturbating in front of a girls video
on tv. Anyway, I have often read about guys who are straight but
admit to masturbating in front of a male friend or even going as far
as allowing another friend to masturbate him. Well, I just wanted
to watch a video and see how it felt. I mean, I wasn't masturbating
at the time and I didn't get an erection immediately, but I did enjoy
watching them. Now I know these guys aren't people like me.
Single guy, home alone, horny and wanting to have fun. They
probably get paid to do the videos. I would not be brave enough to
show my face on a masturbation video, but I would love to video
myself. The few times I have done it, the screen was too dark, or
out of focus. So, those videos must be professionally done.

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Finally Out there

I have been trying to get up enough courage to masturbate
outdoors and this morning I finally did it. I went out with my
bathrobe on but was opened. I walked up to the fence at the rear of
my property and stood there and began masturbating. It felt great

and although I was nervous and excited I didn't want to push my
luck so I turned back and headed towards the house. As I walked
my erect penis was touching the bathrobe and without any warning
it felt so good and then all of a sudden I felt myself nearing
orgasm. It must have been to rubbing of my penis on the material
that brought it on so quickly and then it was over, I ejaculated there
and then. So much so, my legs buckled and I almost fell but was
able to regain myself. I hope next time I can bring it on, at my
choosing not so quickly. It sure felt good!!

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Night Dayze

I couldn't wait to get on the computer and describe what happened
to me last night. I was reading through some of the readers
suggestions for masturbation and I decided to check out some of
the womens as well just for fun. I enjoyed reading what they like to
do and there was a girl claiming to be only 13 who said she began
masturbating at 8 years old. I don't really believe it but I enjoyed
reading it just the same.

After that I was feeling pretty horny and decided to check out some
of the videos, both male and female. What I was surprised at was
the fact that while I watched the males jerking off, I became erect
and I must admit that felt strange. I am not in the habit of
masturbating after seeing naked men, but I couldn't help it. I was
very horny, and just couldn't resist. So as I watched I began
masturbating and it was feeling great. I went back to a couple of
different videos and there was one in particular that interested me
more, because he sort of reminded me of myself in build and size,
if you know what I mean. So it was like I was watching a video of

myself as the video came to the end I would keep restarting it, and
then after about 15 minutes I ejaculated into some tissues I had put
close by, and it was wonderful.

I admit though, I felt guilty and a little ashamed at masturbating in
that way. I have never considered doing that before and I probably
never will again, but it was good. If I am totally honest I am
getting a bit horny again now. I am going to have to masturbate
before showering otherwise, I will be horny all day.

-Submitted November 21, 2009
Hot to Go

I love the warm weather, and the last few days, and nights have
been really hot. And the best thing about it, is I can sleep naked
and wake up early and I am always horny when I wake up after
being naked all night, and no I don't masturbate all night. I like to
save it for the morning. I have been awake for a few hours and had
breakfast and shaved which leaves me free to concentrate on
watching some cute models on tv, modelling lingerie that I
recorded a few days ago in preparation for my weekend wanking. I
like to settle back in a nice comfortable chair and slowly bring
myself to erection by fondling my penis and tickling my groin area
and just below my belly button is a really sensitive spot. If I keep it
up for a few minutes I can almost cum without touching my penis.
After that I start the slow stroking and can keep this up for an hour
or more. The longer the better. The only thing I need to be careful
about is those unwanted guests who occassionally turn up
unannounced. I hate that. Especially when I am almost finished
and feeling good and the damn doorbell goes, which has happened
a few times. I feel like putting a sign out. Do Not Disturb,
Masturbation in Progress. Anyway, better get back to it.

-Submitted November 22, 2009
pg. 12 Screwing the glans

“Screwing the glans” is a great, my favorite technique - thanks to
the author!!!! Here’s a little extension: the grip, principles and the
movement are the same as described (on pg.12; arch.2007). In
addition to this fantastic screwing motion try to bend the cockhead
against the firmly fixed shaft. Do it with increasing tension slowly
up and down, up and down, up and down … later in an slowly
circling movement. Try to increase the orbits more and more. But
don’t forget to screw the glans evenly simultaneously with the
fingertips and thumb on freneulum/corona! Speed up the screwing
movement rapidly each time when the cockhead is bent forceful in
any direction to the max and decrease it again when loosing the
pressure. The next step is to laying down on the side, to put up the
upper leg and to bend the whole, erected penis backwards through
the open legs with the non masturbating fingers holding the root.
Then the other hand now grasps the glans from behind and starts
the described screwing – including the simultaneously cockhead-
bending and –circling again … It’s a most exciting method - I
often do it alone or, much better – my wife performs it on me.

-Submitted November 23, 2009
Yes I do and don't really care

For many years I have denied when asked whether or not I play
with myself. I don't play with myself. I am never playing I am
always quite serious about it. So finally, here goes! I masturbate
and yes, it may be frowned upon, but I can't think of a better way
to spend my time. Tonight, I wasn't really intending to, but then
after I thought about it, I thought, why not! Who is going to know
that I am wearing nothing but a huge smile and sharing my sexual

behavior with hundreds of strangers.

I never really thought about it much until now that the stuff I am
writing now is going to be available to thousands of people just
like me. I use to feel a bit guilty or ashamed about masturbating as
much as I do, but after reading most of the stuff here, I am quite
happy to share my middle aged fantasies. I will even admit to
watching the videos and enjoying it. I was watching one earlier and
I was surprised how horny I started to feel and normally I watch
videos of girls wearing swimwear or lingerie but watching another
male was something new. I even started to masturbate while I was
watching and yes, I know that may seem an admission of gay
behaviour but I am not. Infact, the thought of another male
masturbating me or me doing it to them is repulsive.

I think what made it such a turn on is that the fantasy thing.
Watching videos, triggers the involuntary bodily impulse and then
masturbation is the next step. It has been proven that a man can get
an erection under any stressful situation given certain
circumstances, and masturbation is quite natural. And the mind is a
powerful thing. Visual is less important, so whether I am watching
male or female once I have been masturbating for a while, a gorilla
could flash on the screen and I would be so engrossed in what I am
doing nothing would not alter.

-Submitted November 23, 2009
First time

I love reading the sugestions here. I especially like reading about
guys who claim they are new to it. Not me, I have been

masturbating for a long time and have thoroughly enjoyed every
stroke. I have masturbated in a lot of digfferent places, which is
what makes it so enjoyable. I must admit though, I have started to
masturbate at the computer a lot more over the past couple of
months, usually after I have been reading your suggestions for a
while. They really add a lot more enjoyment to an already
enjoyable experience.

I also like getting outside and this morning I went out after a very
hot night and sat naked in the early morning light and watched the
sun rise while I masturbated. It felt good to be free to do it out in
the open and the added fear of being caught by a neighbor was
great. Once I had been outside for a while and the sun was up, I
thought I should go inside but instead I continued. And when I
ejaculated I misjudged the stroke and ended up squeezing too tight
and I squirted all over my legs which was a bit disappointing, but I
am thinking about going out again in the next few minutes, which I
am pretty sure will be better.

-Submitted November 23, 2009
Pleasure Point

I am definitely a repeat offender when it comes to masturbation
and I use to try and avoid any discussion of it. These days though, I
am more open about it. In fact I quite wish I could tell more people
how much pleasure I get from masturbating. I am most definitely a
morning person. I like to lay in bed in the early hours and fondle
my penis before I get out of bed, eat breakfast, and do most of the
usual morning things that I need to do on a work day. Then I like
to get on the computer and go through your suggestions and read
some of my favourites. Ther are a few that I especially like to read
over while I masturbate. Then I might check out some videos and

although I prefer to watch females masturbating, I have also
watched the males video section. And the first time I watched I felt
a bit odd because I masturbated and gotta admit, it felt gooood!

My favourite ritual though, is to get one of my videos out which
contains models wearing lingerie and sitting back on my couch and
raising my legs and masturbating very slowly until the juices start
to drip from my throbbing cock and then as I get to the point where
I am ready to ejaculate I grab some tissues and place them over the
tip to prevent any embarrassing stains on furniture or rugs and then
resume stroking. I try not to stroke too quickly as this tends to
produce less ejaculate. It feels better to cum more, when I feel the
extra squirts, rather than a dribble effect. Anyway, the lingerie
models are getting interesting and my little guy is getting a little
impatient so I better get down to business

-Submitted November 25, 2009
loves to go nude

i love to go nude when I can I also like to read these storys as I
read I play with my penis I get so hard an hot an the precum is
oozing out then I have to stroke myself till cum it realy relaxes me
then I read another story they are so hot I have all day to myself so
I read as many as I can an jackoff to them sometime I jackoff five
to seven times a day an cum to six of them the seventh time I dont
cum but it stills feel so good but my cock is sore I have been
jacking off sinse I was nine or ten an I still do as I am up in years
an I dont think I will stop

-Submitted November 25, 2009

Bathtub

I always do this. I jack off when I take a bath. I'm a guy. I do it
when my family is home.

The thing you do is when you are starting the water get all hard
and start off slow you can use body wash. I use AXE. My penis
loves it. When I jack off in the bathtub I get it wet and go as fast as
I can then try to hold the cum in but sometimes it just goes out.

If you have the bathtub full you can just get out or go on the side if
you dont want to make noises. Then jack off like normal.

-Submitted November 26, 2009
Friendly Masturbation

I have never had a situation of masturbating with a friend or being
masturbated by a friend, but I have to admit, after reading a few of
your readers situations, it seems quite common for guys to partake.
The closest I have ever got was many years ago, and I have never
mentioned this to anyone in my life. When I was very young, we
had some very good friends and there was a party of some type.
Anyway, there were a lot of people staying over and I was put out
of my bed and shared a foldaway with a older male friend of the
family. When I was younger, I didn't have any say in anything that
happened so, when we went to bed, I went off to sleep.

I was woken up to my surprise with the male friend had put his

hand in my pyjamas and was stroking my penis. I wasn't frightened
and to be honest, it felt quite nice, but I was shocked. I didn't know
what to do so I laid there pretending to be asleep. I can't remember
how long it last but thinking back on it now, he was probably
stroking mine with one hand and stroking his own with the other
hand.

I never ever mentioned it to my parents because he was a son of
the very good friends and it would devastate everyone so I have
kept it to myself until now.

-Submitted November 26, 2009
Panties Yummy

I love reading your stories about the panties. I am also a great lover
of panties, especially when I am travelling on a bus and I see some
young cutie with short skirt and I try to sit close enough to be able
to get a view. The bus I catch has a few school girls every
afternoon and they are a lot better developed than when I was at
school. And there is one in particular who really knows how to
present herself. Anyway, this afternoon she got on at the usual spot
and my willy was already getting excited in anticipation of seeing
her. As she got on I glanced discreetly and as she sat on the seat
she moved around a little to reveal her package. I kept thinking to
myself that the only thing between her tight young vagina and my
eyes was the pretty brief pink panties she was wearing. I felt my
cock growing inside my underwear, and couldn't wait to get home
to get busy. I masturbated for about an hour in almost every way
possible and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Trouble is, every time I
see her in future I will probably cum in my pants after such a great
session.

I must admit, the thought of how good it was is starting to excite
the little guy again so I might go now and enjoy the moment

-Submitted November 26, 2009
Phone Fun

I use to have a girl who I met once through a mutual friend. She
was nice enough, but wasn't really my type. Over time she phoned
me regulary, and it was a nuissance. I arranged for my neighbors
daughter to answer my calls one night and tell her she was my
girlfriend. That didn't get rid of her either. Although, the thought of
having my neighbors daughter in my house was good. I have
regularly masturbated when we have been together.

Anyway, one night I was masturbating and I was really enjoying
myself and the phone rang. And it was the girl I was trying to get
rid of. But, then I started thinking this could be okay afterall. I
resumed my masturbation and as we talked I started asking her
questions about herself, personal questions and as she answered I
could feel myself getting more aroused and could feel myself
nearing ejaculation. I asked her to hold on for moment and left her
and went into the bathroom and masturbated until I ejaculated. It
was pretty satisfying. Then cleaned up and went back to the phone
and continued our call.

She had no idea, how that boring phonecall excited me so much

more than previous calls. I then changed my mind. Each time we
spoke it was at my choosing and I always made sure I was
prepared before I called her. I know now that I could have had sex
with her any time but the masturbation was wonderful without the
hassles that I know I would have hadwith her due to circumstances
that are complicated.

-Submitted November 26, 2009
Video Watching

I never thought I would do what I have been doing over the past
couple of days, but there you go. I was curious about the male
video section and decided after I had ben masturbating for a while,
what the hell, so I had a look. At first I watched and then as I
watched I could feel my penis getting hard again, which was a
shock. Anyway, as I watched some more I started to think well
know one's around, so I started masturbating. As I masturbated I
went through all the male videos and I could feel myself nearing
ejaculation, which really felt weird. I mean, I have masturbated
hundreds of times while watching girls on tv bu never, ever while
watching another male masturbating. And then it happened, I
came. I immediately felt guilt and shame, but at the same time
good. Like so many of your readers I am certainly not gay, I love
females too much, especially the young ones, late teens or early
20's are my favourite.

All this talk has got me very horny, so I might go and have some
fun before bed!!

-Submitted November 27, 2009

Poolside

I was reading the other day where that guy had a 45 minute session
of masturbation at the local swimming pool. Pretty impressive, and
maybe a little hard to believe that someone would or could
masturbate for that long in a public area, or sort of public, with
people coming in and out and not be noticed.

But then, I wasn't there so, I can only speculate about whether it is
true or not. I go to a local gym every week and swim for around an
hour for training and I have on occassions masturbated in the
shower afternoons. What a way to finish off a mornings work than
to masturbate. The showers are unisex and except for doors on the
cubicles everyone can hear everyone else, and I enjoy masturbating
while I listen to the girls giggling and chatting away to each other.
I try to imagine their naked bodies while I stroke my 5 inch pole
which is covered in soap. The only problem with using soap as
lubricant is it causes a bit of soreness afterwards. But it's worth a
little pain!

All this discussion has made me feel quite horny, and I can't finish
this without masturbating, or I will be in a bad mood all day.

-Submitted November 27, 2009
Lingerie

I have been masturbating for quite a long time, and even as a
middleaged man, I still enjoy it as much as I ever did. Probably

more, because now I have the freedom to masturbate without
anyone catching me. Each morning when I wake I like to remove
my night attire and lie naked on the bed and fondle my penis until
it is fully erect, which doesn't usually take long. I then like to lay
there was fantasising about how good it would be to get a knock on
the door and find a teenage girl wearing some sexy lingerie and
wanting to suck my penis. I know that's never gonna happen but it
certainly gets my mind racing and my penis rock solid.

After a while I get up and walk naked to get some breakfast, and
sit and watch some video of lingerie models on tv while I finish
my breakfast. I then like to shave, my face nothing else! and put
aftershave on and then the most important thing. Get a hand full of
tissues and back to the tv for a session with the lingerie girls.

Often, will also take time out to read some of your suggestions and
masturbate some more while I read, which I quite enjoy before
returning to the tv to finish off. This can take up to an hour
depending on how much time I have. And then once I am fully
satisfied I go and have a shower and wait patiently until I can get
naked and do it all over again.

This may sound strange but I admit, the most important thing in
my life at the moment is masturbation. I love it, and I don't care
who knows it. When I am not masturbating I just exist, but when I
am masturbating I really feel alive!!!!!!!!!!.

-Submitted November 28, 2009

Tonights the Night

I have been very confused over the last couple of weeks, but I
think things are a bit clearer now. About 2 weeks ago, I was
reading through some of your suggetions and was very very horny.
And being honest I was also under the influence of some
medications, which added to the situation. So much so, that I woke
up next morning on the living room floor naked. Now getting back
to my admission, I was reading through your suggestions, and I
came across one that described two friends who were watching
porn and one took out his penis and began masturbating, much to
the surprise of the other. After a while the other guy did the same.
The porn must have been pretty good! Then it progressed to
masturbating each other. And from there they progressed to
sucking each others penises. On first reading this I was not
convinced that they were not gay. I thought they must be. No
normal man would allow another to suck his cock, and still
maintain they weren't gay.

Well, today I was watching some porn with a friend of mine, and
we were both enjoying it. And I brought up the subject of whether
he has ever done it to another guy, and he said he had not. And we
laughed and continued watching the video, and then all of a
sudden, my friend said he has never done it, but would like it if I
would suck him. I couldn't believe my ears, and at first I said no,
but said, you suck me first! It took a bit of discussion and a bit of
substance abuse, but then we both removed our clothes and started
playing with each other, he then kneeled in front of me and began
sucking my erect cock, and it was really wonderful. After a short
time he stopped and said to me, now your turn, and I have to be
honest, I really felt sick. I didn't want to do it, but he was
practically begging and afterall, he had done me. Although, I
hadn't cum yet. So then I kneeled down and placed his penis on my

mouth and started sucking it, reluctantly. And he surprised me by
cumming very quickly. I was covered in it. I was very angry and
called him all I ould think of. But he didn't react in an angry
fashion. Instead, I took my cock in his hand and masturbated me
until I was fully erect and then said, now you can do it. With that
he started sucking me again, and it did feel really good, and all I
kept thinking was about the sucking and not who was doing it, and
I could feel the pressure building, and then it happened. I have
never ejaculated so much in my long wanking career.

-Submitted November 28, 2009
Photogenic

A few weeks ago I submitted something about my niece and what
happened when I was fortunate to see up her skirt while at a family
function. I have to admit, I felt guilty after I submitted it, because I
should not have said anything about her and my masturbating after
seeing her that way. But, that's over now. But today, I was looking
at some photos of that party and I came across a number of photos
of my niece. Well, I started to get a bit horny and I could feel my
penis growing, ever so slightly. I started to think about that day,
and how great the masturbation session was. But, I knew I had to
leave the house soon after, so I tried to regain things and put it out
of my mind. Later I went to urinate and I started to get an erection
yet again. A couple of times since I have had the same thing
happen. So, tonight I am going to satisfy my urge to masturbate,
and hopefully I will not be disappointed with the result. Although,
I still feel a bit guilty and ashamed of myself, but I can't resist any
longer.

-Submitted November 28, 2009
Hot and Horny

It has been really hot for a few days, and I tend to masturbate more
in the warmer weather. It's great being able to walk around the
house totally naked. I wish I could spend all my time at home
naked and masturbate regularly, whenever the urge came on. I had
a good few hours this morning and started masturbating as soon as
I had finished breakfast. I always like to have a full stomach, an
empty bladder and empty bowel before I settle back for some fun. I
don't like any interruptions once I begin, except maybe taking a
few minutes off to put my thoughts down here.

I am finding I am getting a bit moody lately, except when I am
masturbating. I just love it so much. There is nothing I would
rather do, and I don't care any more. I would rather die than give
up masturbating every day. There is one certain thing in my life.
And that is that every morning before heading to work, I
masturbate for at least an hour, more if possible. I have noticed I
am neglecting other things to achieve the time I need for my
satisfaction. I have my alarm set for 30 minutes earlier to enable
me to have more masturbation time. I know, that's wierd, maybe
sick, but I really don't care!!!!!!!!!

Well, that's enough typing. Time to put my hand to better use. I
could only think of one thing better at the moment, and that is, if a
strange female was to knock on my door and offer to suck my
throbbing cock! Whoops I am too late, that's a couple of times I
have cum too soon! Oh, well, better clean up and hopefully I can
be a bit less anxious next time

-Submitted November 28, 2009
I'm Back

Yes, I admit it. I have submitted a couple of things in the past. I
hope that's okay. I have masturbated every day for as long as I can
remember, and thoroughly enjoy it. What man doesn't! Anyway,
what has surprised me over the last couple of weeks, is how much
enjoyment I am getting from watching videos and males
masturbating. I can't imagine why, because I am heterosexual, not
even bi.

Reading a lot of your stuff recently though, it appears quite
common for guys who are not gay too experiment with
masturbation and mutual masturbation. Now, I am freely admitting
I have masturbated a few times while watching videos, but that's as
far as it goes. I could never, and would never touch another guy or
allow anyone to touch me. There is only one mans hand touching
my cock and that's mine own.

Speaking of which, I definitely think it is time I took care of
myself before I have a little accident. Wouldn't be the first time I
have had to clean my desk!!

-Submitted November 28, 2009
Not Surprised

I was about to finish myself off when I decided to check out
another website about masturbation, and addiction. I am quite
honest I believe I am addicted to masturbation but unlike some
things, I can't say that I am concerned. The explanation is that
there are certain chemicals released in the body while masturbating
that creates a drug like euphoric effect. And then after you
ejaculate the chemical disapates. Well, that's okay for me.

The suggestion was that if you can refrain from masturbation for
30 days, you probably aren't addicted. I can't go a day without it,
not that I want to. I just don't see any need to. Actually, I am
increasing my habit. Since I discovered your wonderfully exciting
website, I am masturbating every day and often twice a day,
although not all the time. I masturbated this morning and was very
happy with the result. And then tonight when I got home, I couldn't
wait to get my clothes off and get down to business. Admittedly, I
have been a little distracted with reading stuff and writing this, but
am going to get back to it in the next few minutes, and am sure I
won't be disappointed with the result

-Submitted November 28, 2009
I've been Naughty

I couldn't help myself. I masturbated yesterday morning after
reading some of your suggestions and I enjoyed it very very much.
I thought about it all day yesterday about what a good time I had,
and a couple of times I started to get so horny I was tempted to
masturbate in the middle of the day, but that is a bit risky. Only
because my parents live close by and they often drop in
unannounced, so I didn't want to get caught. So, I somehow
managed to get through the day but last night I couldn't wait and as
soon as I had finished clearing up from my evening meal, I
switched the computer to your website and stripped off all my
clothes, and got busy reading the suggestions and ideas.

Although, I noticed there are a different type of thing here lately.
They seem to be stories about what they have done rather than
techniques on masturbation itself. Not that I mind. I enjoy reading

about how other guys spend there spare time.

Last night for instance, I was watching tv in between masturbating
of course and there was an unexpected knock on my door. I was
startled and wondered who the hell it could be so I went out and
had a descreet look out my security peephole and it was a young
lady around 19 or 20. Not a great judge of age but that doesn't
matter. I was just horny enough to want to do something a bit out
of the ordinary so after grabbing my bathrobe, I opened the door.

She introduced herself and we started chatting and she was doing
some kind of survey, and after a few minutes I invited her in, and
she accepted. As we came inside I looked at her body which was
hidden under a skirt and a nice top, which was't too revealing but
just enough.

I asked her to sit and I deliberately positioned her so that I could
check out her legs more when she sat and hopefully a bit more.
And I momentarily forgot that from where she sat she could see
my package as well. And it was still semi erect so if she wanted to
she could guess what I was up to. And then my screensaver on my
computer went off, and what popped up on the screen? Your page
with all your suggestions. So, I was a bit embarrassed and she was
too but she just said. Oh, I see I have caught you in the middle of
something! Damn right!!

I expected at that moment to have her leave but instead she said,
well lets get this finished and then maybe I can help you out. Well,

I couldn't believe my ears. I started to shake with excitement and
my penis was showing a little more enthusiasm and as she finished
the last few peices of the survey, she announced she was done. At
that moment she said, now show me, I have always wanted to
watch a guy masturbate. Well, I was a bit shy at first, because I
have never masturbated in front of a girl before, but with a little
encouragement I removed my bathrobe and began to stroke my
cock, which by this time was very firm and had started to secrete
some juice. As I stroked she moved closer and she watched everso
intently and then she asked if she could have a go. I said yes!!
Please do!!!!!! At first she just pulled at it and I had to show her
how to do it best and then she went to it.

I have never felt that good in all the years of masturbating. It was
so unbelievably good, I can't imagine ever being more satisfied.
This morning I woke up and thought it was all a dream, when I
began touching my cock this morning I found a finger mark which
she had accidently scratched me while she was learning. Now I am
going to masturbate again this morning, third time in two days!!

-Submitted December 2, 2009
hot nipples

I like to put a upskirt picture on the wall. Then i plug in a lamp. I
then take off my clothes. I then turn on the lamp and stick my
nipple to the light bulb. I hold my nipple to it and let it sting my
nipple. I rock side to side.It gets very hot and i start cursing then i
start jacking and i keep my nipple stuck to the bulb until i shoot my
load.It really feels good if you can take the heat.I hold it for about
2 to 5 minutes.

-Submitted December 4, 2009
Dry Masturbation

I have had a really bad few days which I am very disappointed
about. I masturbate daily and until about a week ago, every session
was very satisfying, but the other day, I was masturbating as usual
and the buildup was great, and when I ejaculated it was nothing. I
mean there was a tiny bit of juice but nothing like the usual. This
was very unusual. Then the next day, I was going at it again with
my favourite dvd and same thing. This was happening for nearly 5
days in a row, and then yesterday, I had a couple of hours to
myself and had woke up early and watching tv which had some
young lingerie models, which always gets me in the mood. I was
feeling good and having lots of fun and I was very relaxed because
I new I was not going to be interrupted and when I felt like I was
about to ejaculate I grabbed my tissues and resumed stroking.
Within a minute or so I was ejaculating, and problem solved! I am
not sure why I was temporarily dry but maybe it's because I have
been ill. I am feeling much better now, and ready to resume normal
routine.

-Submitted December 4, 2009
Male Hardness Tool

There are lots of things that you can use to achieve a harder penis
(like a cock ring, etc). One suggestion I've heard is to use a
automobile hose clamp, but I do not recommend this. I would not
want to explain to the emergency room why they have to remove a
malfunctioning hose clamp from my penis. However, here is a way
to get much better results and be completely safe. Here is what to
do:

1. Go to the local hobby store (or on-line hobby store) that sells
radio-controlled aircraft or cars. Ask for fuel tubing for glow fuel
models. NOTE: This is surgical-grade tubing used medically. Do
not get the hard, yellow tubing for gasoline models. You want the
blue stuff. Ask for a yard of it (it does ware out).

2. Cut a piece of the tube about 10 long.

3. The secret is to keep the tube clean and dry. It will not work
once it has lubricant or fluids on it--even water.

4. Get a good erection and loop it around the base of the penis.
Now simply half loop it around the other end (as if you were
beginning to tie your shoe or like they do at the hospital when they
draw blood). Draw it as tight or loose as you want and friction will
hold it in place for the entire masturbation or sexual encounter.
Draw it tight slowly for maximum results. Just remember that you
should not do this longer than about 10-15 minutes. The cool thing
is that your penis will be like granite and you can undo it with the
flick of a finger. Simple.

-Submitted December 5, 2009
Home to yourself

The other day i was completly home alone. My family was out. so
i got a few movies and started watching. while watching, a very

beautiful girl started to jerk off. it got me so horny i stated wanking
myself. When i blew my loud it felt good. every 30 minutes after
cumming i would wank again. It felt like haeven.

-Submitted December 5, 2009
Guy fun

Me and some guy friends went to a cross country field trip, for a
soccer game. while staying in the hotel we all had to share one
room. As soon as the coach said lights out, all of us pulled out our
cocks. after some time we statred sucking eachothers cock. we
sucked till cum blew in our mouth. we did this every night ill we
arrived home.

-Submitted December 5, 2009
Feeling Myself

I have been masturbating for around 40 years give or take a year or
so, and I admit I am probably addicted to it. I don't really mind.
The best part for me is who better can satisfy my sexual needs than
me. I have often fantasised about having a young lady come and
masturbate me but when it all comes down to it, only I can do it
just right. The stroking takes a lot of practice to know just how
much presuure to use and for how long and how fast or how slow
to stroke.

Admittedly I have done some pretty odd things when I have been
horny, like masturbating on my front porch where any number of
people could have walked by and seen me. Or watching my
neighbor in the shower many times while I stand at the window
naked. I have masturbated dozens of times outside which is great. I

enjoy the feeling of being naked outside in the cool with the breeze
touching my naked body after a hot night.

I regularly watch the music channel and masturbate while I watch
the young girls bopping around to the music. And have found
watching fashion is good too, because they regularly have
swimwear or lingerie which really does the trick when I need a
little stimulation.

But by far my most enjoyable past time is reading your suggestions
pages and masturbating to some of my favourites. I rarely go a day
without taking things in hand and reading your pages. I love it. I
don't know whether I believe half of what is written but it makes
for great entertainment while I am masturbating. Speaking of
which, I am getting quite horny and I am getting a bit wet so, I
better take care of business and shower before someone arrives and
catches me.

-Submitted December 6, 2009
Vacuum Cleaner suck and wank

A technique that works for me is not only straight forward, but
pleasureable too!!

Step 1. I start by unzipping the fly in my trousers/jeans. Step 2,
using the nozzle on the vacuum cleaner whilst the cleaner is
running, I slip the nozzle into the open fly and suck up my undie
covered cock. Step 3, I pull the nozzle slowly free from my fly

which in turn pulls my undie covered cock through the fly. Step 4,
After sucking my cock whilst still clad in undies for a few glorious
seconds I pull the nozzle off my cock. Step 5, I lower the rim of
my undies down so that my cock is now free and out in the open.
Step 6, I place the nozzle of the vac about an inch away from my
now rock hard knob and delight as my knob then gets sucked in.
Step 7, The vacuum hose swallows as much of my cock as it can
then I start to pull it off, though I don't actually take it completely
off. Finally there is step 8, With the nozzle now at the tip of your
cock, release the nozzle and let it suck your length back up. If you
repeat steps 7 and 8, soon you will be wanking with the vac nozzle
and when you cum, the vacuum sucks it clean away.

-Submitted December 7, 2009
Give Me Moore

I have always considered Demi Moore pretty good to look at but
never really seen a movie that got me as hard hot and horny as the
one I am watching at the moment. It's an old one but she strips and
she does a good job at it. I knew it was coming on tv so I prepared
myself in the only way I can, by getting naked myself. But have
refrained from masturbating. At least for now! I can guarantee that
I will be going at it before the movie is over and I am recording it
for future use. I often wonder if females realise how much control
they have over pathetic wankers who have nothing better to do
than to sit at home at night masturbating while watching television!
Not that I really care that much, because when I am busy stroking
my throbbing penis, that is all that matters.

-Submitted December 7, 2009

Don't Waste It

I am an expert when it comes to masturbation. Believe me, because
I have been at it for a very long time. I have just finished watching
a rather good movie which contained a lot of nudity and despite
being a bit horny, I have decided I am not really in the mood to
masturbate. I have decided I am going to take some sleeping pills
and go to bed, and when I awake in the morning I will be more
than ready to masturbate after a good nights sleep.

-Submitted December 7, 2009
Out and About

I have had a great experience tonight, I was out in my backyard as
it was a warm night and I wanted to have a little fun. I was just
about to begin when my neighbor called me to the fence. I wasn't
that concerned because the height of the fence is just high enough
so she could see my head and shoulders but nothing below which
is a good thing because I was naked and I was fully erect and as we
talked I was stroking my cock. If only she knew, she would
probably have a heart attack. Anyway, she and I chatted for a while
and she handed me something and I continued masturbating the
whole time. When she went away inside her house I was so horny
at what had just been going on that I ejaculated almost
immediately all over the fence. Now I am almost ready for bed so I
am going to sleep naked tonight and contemplate what has just
happened.

-Submitted December 7, 2009
Caffiene Caper

I read here not long ago about the benefits of strong cups of coffee

to stimulate the senses while masturbating or prior to masturbation.
I have just had a very strong cup and the fact I slept naked last
night has really got me in the mood for a long hard session.
Looking down at my erection while I am writing this, I can see
very smooth, shiny skin so firm it looks like the poor thing is going
to burst.

I am watching a video of a movie I recorded last night and it
contains a lot of nudity and I can't wait to start stroking my hot
cock, but not yet. I am a great believer that something that is so
good should not be rushed especially something like masturbation.
Plenty of time. I have the whole day to relax and watch whatever I
want and masturbate for as long as I want to.

-Submitted December 8, 2009
Private Time

I know it is probably a bit weird saying this but I am usually a very
shy and private person when it comes to masturbation. I rarely
discuss my personal habits with anyone. But since I have
discovered your website, I am feeling a bit more open about things.
I still wouldn't admit to friends or relatives about my masturbation
but with strangers I am happy to admit that I masturbate daily.

Another thing I would never admit to is that I have never had sex.
Yes, I am still a virgin at my age! I think that is why I find young
girls more appealing than women because with younger women I
am inexperienced but they would be too so it wouldn't matter. But
with a woman who has been around for a while would be able to
pick my inexperience straight off.

Although, as I have gotten older, it is less important because to me
masturbation is very satisfying and I have plenty of videos and
dvd's to keep me entertained while I am laying back stroking my
large penis. I am getting very hard doing this so I better go for a
little play, bye!

-Submitted December 8, 2009
Coffeeee

Yes, I agree. There is definitely a benefit to a few strong coffees
before masturbating, or maybe it's just me! This morning I got out
of bed after sleeping naked and walked to the kitchen made some
food and a strong coffee. After the first coffee, I decided I would
have another. And I must admit I was starting to feel a bit
different.

My heart is going a little faster, and I starting to get the shakes and
not to mention my erection. I feel very odd, but in a good way! I
have never felt since horny in my life. Except after using some
recreation substance a very months ago while my parents were out
of town as they are now. Which is probably a good thing, because I
would hate them to see me doing what I am doing at the moment.

When I get like this all my fantasies come at once, I would love to
have some stranger knock on my door now and suck me, or let me
finger there tight virgin vagina

-Submitted December 8, 2009
loves to go nude yeh

Yeah, man me too! I love being nude and after a hot night there is
nothing I enjoy more than watking outside in the early morning
and rubbing my dick until it is hard as a rock. Then masturbate
until I blow all over the place. I am older guy too and have no
intention of stopping. Infact, if ever I lose interest in masturbation I
think I would rather die because I love it so much. 6 or 7 times a
day seems a bit extreme! I have done it 5 times in one day but
usually, once or twice is enough for me. Admittedly, when I am
masturbating it can last for a couple of hours before I am ready to
ejaculate. I have been at it today for almost an hour. I love
alternating between reading suggestions and watching my video.
Stops me getting bored!!

-Submitted December 9, 2009
bad boy

i love doing this method every night that i get a chance. get a
stuffed toy, cut a hole in it, and bang it like youre banging a girl. i,
personally, like to wear silk shorts while doing this, because it
gives me great orgasmic pleasure. you know the silk rubbing your
balls, and penis. after screwing the doll for a while, take off the
shorts, and lightly spank your balls while humping the toy, quietly
saying bad boy. then after you cum in the toy, lick all your juice
out like youre eating her out. it feels great, and guess what, no
mess, because it is in the doll. try it sometime, youll love it!!!

-Submitted December 9, 2009
New Trend

I am glad to see I am not the only guy who sits at the computer
naked and masturbates while reading these great stories. I can't
wait to get on the computer each day and read the new stories. I
just wish I had more time to do it instead of having to go out to
work. I have been away for a few days so I have to make up for
lost time. I have been awake for a couple of hours and am really
horny. I am also watching tv and what's on is models in lingerie, so
I will have to finish this and go before I cum all over the place.

-Submitted December 10, 2009
First Timer

I hope you will forgive me if I seem a bit shy bt this is my first
time at writing something here. I have been looking through your
site for a while and get a lot of enjoyment out of it. But until now I
haven't been brave enough to write anything.

Like many of your readers I began masturbating very young and
am now a middle aged man. As a young guy I would masturbate at
every opportunity usually with a magazine close by. Now though
with all the technology available I masturbate daily, often more
than once and regularly watch porn while I am masturbating.

Last night I was out with friends and there were a number of
attractive young females barely old enough to be there but they
were looking really good and as a man of my age I couldn't
approach them so I watched them discreetly every chance I got. I
could not help wondering how nice it would be be have one of
them come home with me and have sex but instead I had to settle
with my regular partner(fantasy). When I arrived home I took off

my clothes and grabbed a beer, and as I drank the beer and began
masturbating I decided to try something new.

I had read many stories of men who place objects in their anus, and
although I have never thought much about it in the past, I was
afterall, intoxicated, horny and I had also taken some other
recreational substances, and was really willing to try anything.

As I covered my finger with some makeshift lube I gently began to
insert my finger and I have to be honest, didn't like it at all!

So, I cleaned myself up and went back to the traditional way and
after watching some tv and doing some outdoor wanking in the
process, and I have a feeling my neighbor saw me!. I eventually
ended up on my bed with a box of tissues and masturbated into the
early morning hours.

Woke up a little exhausted this morning and a little tender, but
from what I remember, it was a great night.

-Submitted December 11, 2009
surprise visitor

I have often fantasised about this while I am masturbating but
never really thought it would happen. This afternoon I was having

some problem with my computer and decided to take a break and
so I stripped off and started to masturbate to take my mind off my
computer problems. Then my doorbell went, and as I went to look
who was there, it was a very attractive young female and I wanted
to open the door and show her my huge throbbing penis. Instead I
grabbed my bathrobe and opened my door, by this time my cock
had softened somewhat and the beautiful young lady was standing
there.

I said abruptly, I am busy what do you want? And she began
speaking. At that moment I felt guilty at how I spoke because she
was ever so nice. I apologised for my manner and invited her in,
and explained I had been ill to explain why I was wearing a
bathrobe in the middle of the afternoon.

We chatted for a while and then she said she was finished and she
apologised for disturbing me, and got up to leave. At that moment,
I wanted to ask her to stay but didn't. As I stood my bathrobe came
opened and she saw my semi erect cock but didn't say anything. As
she approached the door she asked if she could ask me a couple
more questions and I said yes.

The questions surprised me, and excited me because she said what
it felt like to masturbate. And I said well, it feels good and she said
can I show her. I was quite surprised but eventually agreed if she
would agree to touch my cock as well. It took some persuading but
she did it. Before long we were masturbating together and although
it never led to sex, the masturbation was great.

I am getting another hardon just thinking about it, so I might just
have another play right now!!

-Submitted December 11, 2009
Hand Job

I have been masturbating for many years and I can't imagine I will
ever stop. At least I hope not!! Each morning I wake up and can't
think of any better way to start the day than to masturbate for an
hour or more if possible. I have read so many tings about artificial
aids for masturbation but for me, there is nothing better than a
good right hand. Especially if it is done right, it can last for a very
long time and apart from having a few blisters, it is wonderful.

I wasn't really intending to masturbate tonight, but I was on the
computer and when I had finished doing what I had to do, I
decided to have a look at your site. And once again, I got a bit
carried away and before long I was naked and masturbating. And I
haven't finished yet, but I will be very soon. My cock is just about
ready to erupt like a volcano. Oh, my god, it's so close, I better get
some tissues before I, oh, well!! Too late, better get cleaned up.

-Submitted December 11, 2009
Sensitive Spot

I am constantly on the lookout for new ways to masturbate which
is why I visit your site so much. I am a daily visitor and usually
manage to find something that interests me. I have been
masturbating for a long time and have found that my penis is less

sensitive than it use to be, due to years of rubbing. I read many
years ago about the membranes on the skin on the penis which
gives the feeling which makes masturbation feel so good can in
time be removed and I guess that is what has happened. I still
masturbate regularly and it still feels extremely good, but what I
have noticed is that certain areas feel better than others. Because I
am left handed the right side of my penis is more sensitive to touch
than the other, so every now and again I reverse my hand which
makes it feel like I am masturbating with my right hand. That feels
okay for a while but a bit awkward so I can't do it for too long.

I usually manage to masturbate for an hour or so, preferably longer
depending on how much time I have.It takes me long to build up to
ejaculation but as far as I am concerned, masturbation should be a
slow enjoyable past time. I am just about to watch a program
which I am hoping is going to contain lots of young juicy females
wearing sexy lingerie so I better go and get some tissues and settle
back for some fun.

-Submitted December 11, 2009
pack pleasure

what gets me horny is a hot girl smoking a cigarette. but what i like
to do is look to see what kind they,re smoking and buy a pack and
fantasize that they are rubbing the hard shiney new pack up and
down my penis. the shiney smooth pack feels really good. you take
the pack hard or soft place under your penis placing your thumb on
top of your shaft. go slow and think of that hot young girl doing it
for you and go as fast and tighten your grip while your stroking
your penis. also while your doing this you place a pack of
cigarettes shiney tight celaphane between your legs and shove the
pack tight against your anus with the corner of the pack. while the

pack is pressing against your anus you rock your hips while
stroking your penis with the other pack. the pleasure is
unbelievable, i,ve been doing this over 30yrs. whats nice is you
buy the pack anywhere they sell cigarettes and take them with you
anywhere you want.i like using 100's due to the way they slap your
balls while stoking your penis with the new pack. but i use them
and keep them in the bedroom.i get my girlfriend to use her packs
to give me a handjob once in awhile total turn on. now i gotta go
do this after telling you all the tecnique.

-Submitted December 12, 2009
Nothing Better

I am a long time masturbator and I can't imagine anything better
than laying back in a nice comfortable chair, preferable one that
reclines and watching non stop videos of girls wearing either
swimwear or lingerie and masturbating for hours. The longer the
better. I don't use any lubrication just stroke slowly and everything
is great. I am already horny and I haven't even started stroking yet.

-Submitted December 13, 2009
Dirty Talk

I know this is going to sound weird but when I am masturbating, I
like to sit in front of the tv and watch a video or something with
lots of attractive young females and talk dirty to them. I find that
doing this really turns me on and I have to stop stroking
occassionally to prevent from ejaculating too early.

Most of these lingerie models would be aware that there are
thousands of men fantasising and masturbating while watching the

shows. I mean, modelling underwear isn't for women is it. It is
designed to get men hot enough that they want to buy it for the
girls. Well, in my case. I don't have a lady to relieve me when I am
horny, so I watch the shows and do it myself. And have a great
deal of fun doing it!!

Back to business. Happy wanking everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 13, 2009
Fun Time

I have just finished masturbating and it was one of the best
sessions I have had for a while. I started by getting completely
naked as soon as I got out of bed. I than prepared some food and
ate while watching tv. I then shaved and got the usual equipment
and was about to begin and I decided to go outside in the cool and
masturbate for a while rather than the same daily routine.

I was standing near the door, when suddenly I heard a noise and
then a voice. It was my neighbor and she was right near the fence.
She could see me, but if I wasn't careful she would hear me. And I
have been caught in the past, so I was very quiet. Just the thought
of her being so close to me and being able to hear her was a real
turnon. I could feel the excitement building, my whole body was
shaking and the adrenalin was racing. I started to feel like I was
going to pass out I was so excited, so I moved towards the door to
steady myself and continued the gentle stroking, but I was having
trouble standing, my legs were shaking that much. I had to go to
the seat which was near by, and as I sat the chair moved and made
a noise. At that moment, I began to ejaculate and the stream was

unending. I normally, have a few short bursts but this was so much
better. I felt like I was never going to stop. And then my neighbor
spoke again. She must have heard me, because despite my attempts
to be quiet, I did make a little noise.

When she spoke again, I acknowledged her this time and we had a
short conversation. Little, did she know what I had just been doing.
Or maybe, she did!!. And I was still naked. I finished chatting to
her and I was going to go and shower, but couldn't, not yet! I was
still too woundup from my activity. And I am still not quite ready
to end it. I have to go to work soon, but I am so horny again, I am
going to masturbate some more before I go!

-Submitted December 14, 2009
Spank Me I've been Bad

I am not into pain or anything like that, but I found recently by
giving my butt a little slap while walking around naked in my
house it gave a me a bit more enjoyment. Not too much, just
gentle. I also started slapping my penis on occassions as well.
Usually when I am masturbating and my erection subsides a little,
a gentle slap gets me hard again and I resume the normal stroking.

Although, when I refer to normal, that's not entirely accurate.
Because, when it comes to masturbation and pleasuring yourself,
there is no such thing as normal. I get up to some pretty odd
behavior when I am horny and in the mood for experimenting.

Especially, if I have taken some artificial stimulants. I like to take
some migraine medication, but if it is taken in higher doses with
strong coffee, it can get your blood boiling and the masturbation
can be extra good. I DON'T do this very often but it sure feels
good when I do. I usually sleep for about 10 hours afterwards.

I can remember a few weeks ago I had a session which lasted all
night and through the next day, I was so out of it, I just
masturbated all through the night. I would cum and rest and and
cum again. I am getting very hard just thinking about it.

I better go and do something quick before I blow my load. I have
to be a work in an hour!

-Submitted December 15, 2009
Big Boy

I went to bed early last night, with no thoughts of masturbating and
I didn't. I went off to sleep fairly soon after. When I woke this
morning I had the usual erection, but this morning for some reason
I was harder and bigger than I have ever been. I still can't get over
the size. It would have been a shame to waste, so I got out of bed
and removed my night attire and went naked to the kitchen to get
something to eat for beginning my masturbation. I changed my
mind, I decided I would go outside for a little while instead. I love
masturbating outside in the early morning, when the sun is just
rising. My father once said that sunrise is the best time of the day,
and I agree. Although, he was referring to masturbation.

As I stood out there still mesmerised by my large penis which is
still very erect, even as I write this the firmness is quite
outstanding. I was outside for around 15 minutes masturbating and
I could here my neighbors stirring nearby so I decided I had better
come inside before I got caught.

I started to watch some tv while I ate my breakfast and there were
some models doing a photo shoot for lingerie, which is always a
pleasure so as I finished eating I began to masturbate yet again. I
came shortly after, but still I am as hard as a rock. I have never had
an erection last this long after ejaculation before.

It does feel pretty good though. I might have another rub down.

-Submitted December 16, 2009
No Squeeze Please

This is a common thing that I have noticed while watching videos
of other men masturbating, and I do it myself. But, it is much
better if you dont. I am referring to squeezing your penis when you
get to the point of ejaculation. I don't know why maybe it's an
involuntary reflex that we do. I am consciously trying to stop
squeezing because the times when I don't squeeze produce a lot
more semen and the resulting ejaculation is tremendous. I admit it
is hard to master and as I said I do still squeeze but believe me! It
is much better if you don't.

Time for more practice, have fun!!

-Submitted December 16, 2009
No Stopping me

I have been waiting a long time to tell you all about my discovery.
Well, not really, only since yesterday but it feels longer.

I have discovered a technique of multiple ejaculations, and it
happened yesterday. I woke up as hard as a piece of iron which
isn't unusual in itself, I regularly wake up with an erection like
most guys. But even after I had masturbated and ejaculated, my
cock was still as firm as when I started. And I had plenty of time
and energy so I continued masturbating, using the semen from the
first as lube. And about 10 minutes later I ejaculated again. Same
result. My cock was still pretty firm and I was still pretty energetic
and by this time I was watching some porn on tv and masturbated
for another 20 minutes or so before ejaculating again. I must admit
I was pretty tired after number 3 and my wrist is still a bit sore, but
I am sure I can manage another session when I am finished writing
this. Probably not a triple like yesterday, because the little guy is a
bit sore. Maybe just a single today!

-Submitted December 17, 2009
Naughty Thoughts

I was reading the local newspaper earlier and there were some
young girls in there celebrating and I can't imagine what came over
me. I was so horny I started masturbating within a few minutes of
reading the article, or should I say looking at the photos. I couldn't
believe how horny I was. I rarely masturbate on spur of the

moment, but I thought, what the hell. Even though I was expecting
company and there was a good chance I was going to be caught, I
continued. I am now alone again and I have the newspaper close
by and I am as hard as a rock.

Should I be doing this watching girls as young as my niece, and
masturbating? Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 17, 2009
Panties Puller..

I have had a real thing about girls panties, going back many years.
I deliberately sit close by young girls in restaurants, on buses any
where possible in the hope that I may be able to see up their skirts.
The other day I was on the bus and there were a couple of young
schoolgirls and both wore short skirts but one was just a little nicer
than the other and I discreetly watched hoping to get a glimpse of
the young tight hopefully virgin passage way. And patience is a
virtue because just as I was about to get off the bus, she moved and
it was heaven. I got a perfect view of her light blue panties, so
nice!! I felt something I haven't felt in a long time. My scrotum got
a little tingling feeling and then I started to feel my cock twitch and
grow a little. I knew I wasn't going to be able to get up out of my
seat for a few minutes, so I stayed on the bus until my erection
subsided. And then I got up and off the bus. It didn't matter
missing a couple of bus stops. As I walked home I started planning
my time when I got home. No prizes for guessing what I had
planned. I masturbated for a couple of hours on and off and felt
really guilty over my behaviour. Masturbating after seeing girls
probably 16 years old, isn't right, but it sure felt good.

I am getting a bit horny thinking back on it now. I wonder where
they are now. Time to get down to business.

-Submitted December 17, 2009
Suck Me Please

I have many fantasies over the years, but one is very regular.
Daily, I fantasise about have my penis sucked. I have never had it
done, but the fantasy is so strong. I think about it all the time.
Whenever I see an attractive girl on the street I try to imagine there
lips wrapped around my huge throbbing cock! I am getting hard
again, and worst of all, I am alone, so it's just going to be my hand
again, oops naughty! I'm not ready yet. Oh, okay then, lets
go!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 17, 2009
Hot Horny

It has been another hot night and I decided to sleep naked to take
advantage of not having to go off to work. I don't sleep naked
when I am working the next day because it disrupts my sleep and I
end up tired and irritable.

When I know I don't have to get off to work, I am a lot more
relaxed and can enjoy the night much more. I usually wake early
and this morning I was awake by 5.00am. I like to lay in bed and
give myself a little touch before progressing to the more serious
stuff.

I have a habit of breakfast first, for energy. Shave and put my
favourite aftershave on and then select a video from my extensive
collection and begin the mornings activity.

It feels odd in a way, because I masturbate every morning at
around the same time and yet there is always a short period of time
when I am masturbating where I stop and think how wonderful life
is, and what a joy it is to be alive.

Masturbation has always been considered a taboo subject and it
rude, disgusting,or wrong. But to me, it feels so natural. It is the
most natural thing in the world. I don't make a habit of discussing
my masturbation habits with people, but I would happily admit to
it if asked. I don't feel guilt about masturbating at all. Maybe a
little over some of the things I get up to when I am doing it. I have
some pretty weird fantasies and often take a recreation drug to
enhance the mood. Or just recently, I read here that Caffiene can
stimulate things, so I have been trying that. And I agree that a
couple of cups of strong coffee can be a wonderful way to get a
natural stimulant without and longterm harm.

I also like to fantasise about a couple of female relatives, which I
know is wrong, but she is really gorgeous, and I don't suppose it
does any real harm to think of naughty things. It is only when you
act on those thoughts that it becomes a problem. And I would
never do that. And besides she is a young woman, not a child.

The first time I really took notice of her was when I saw up her

skirt by accident once when she was wearing a short skirt. And that
night when I was home alone and masturbating, I suddenly got a
flash in my mind of what I had seen earlier that day. I couldn't help
it, it just came and as I continued masturbating the thoughts of her
ran through my mind and when I ejaculated it was much more
intense than previous occassions.

I still think of that day, now and then when I am masturbating, and
I have some family photos that come in handy now and then.

Anyway, back to what I was saying before I got sidetracked. Don't
feel guilty or ashamed to masturbate! It is second only to sexual
intercourse. And unfortunately, I don't have a partner, so
masturbation is a great substitute. Although, having read a lot of
this stuff, most men masturbate whether they are getting regular
sex or not.

Anyway, as I said. I masturbate everyday. I rarely miss a day and if
I do it is usually for a very good reason, but believe me, if I miss a
day I make a special effort next day. Time to get down to business.

-Submitted December 18, 2009
Embarrasing

I am so embarrassed at the moment, but at the same time I am a bit
aroused as well. Earlier today I was entertaining some relatives and
we were all in the back yard talking and having drinks. At some
point I was overtaken with an urge to masturbate and so I came

inside and went to the bathroom. Anyway, I was having a good
time and not concentrating on much except the job at hand. And
suddenly the door opened, and it was one of my female relatives.
She was shocked at what she was confronted with and so was I. It
is almost impossible to explain when a young girl is confronted
with her uncle masturbating. At first she stood in silence and then
she came in and closed the door behind her. She apologised for
interupting and assured me she was not going to say anything. I
was relieved, but still a bit nervous. She then left me alone.

Needless to say, I did not finish. And I returned outside a bit later.
Some people asked what I had been doing for so long and I made
some lame excuse and went on to something else.

Now that I think back about it, I am starting to feel a bit turned on,
and am looking forward to finishing what I started a few hours
ago. I don't know how I am going to deal with this problem.
Although, I am feeling like I do, and really need to masturbate,
how I am going to face her in future is going to a major problem.

-Submitted December 18, 2009
Artificial Pleasure

I can't explain how much I enjoy masturbating. Over the years I
have experimented with lots of things to enhance the pleasure, and
a few weeks ago, I was reading some stories and I never thought
about using any artificial stimulants. I have never had any
difficulty getting an erection or sustaining a good erection.

What I have started to do though, at the suggestion of one of your
contributors is I drink a few cups of strong coffee. This is a pretty
good start, but then after reading some other stuff, I decided to try
a combination of alcohol, and migraine medication and coffee as
well, over a period of an hour or so. And the result is amazing. I
am feeling so horny at this very moment, I am having trouble
focussing on the page. I have never felt like this before, but I feel
strange, but a good strange. My cock is throbbing and my hands
are shaking and I am feeling like I am going to pass out. I might go
and lay down for a while. I think I may have overdone the stuff a
bit, and I don't know whether I am going to be able to masturbate
for very long. I hope when I wake up, I feel this horny without
being so drowsy

-Submitted December 18, 2009
Sucked In

Life is really strange. I have had a really strong fantasy which goes
with masturbation and even when I am not masturbating I often
think about it, and that is I would give anything to have my penis
sucked. Preferably by a young attractive woman, but younger if
willing.

I prefer the younger version and hopefully experience a shared
opportunity. If I was able to suck the girls young firm teen breasts
and insert my tongue into her untouched vagina, in exchange for a
little penis lip massage that would be wonderful. But for the
moment I will just have to be satified by my hand, and very
satisying it is too. Excuse me for a minute while I clean the little
guy. He has just made a little sticky mess.

I'm back. Fuck, that was good! I love the feeling of ejaculation
when I am not actually doing anything, except using my thoughts.
I am slowly mastering the art of getting so hard, and horny that I
can ejaculate without actually masturbating.

It isn't something I can describe here, it is just a matter of thought
control and concentration on sexual thoughts, written, verbal or
spoken sexual matter as long as you concentrate, similar to trance
like state. It takes a great deal of practice and it is not always
possible. Start by utting down on paper your most sexually
arousing fantasy and work from that.

As I described earlier for me, getting sucked by a young teen girl is
probably the most arousing thing for me!!

-Submitted December 18, 2009
Artificial Pleasure Part 2

Hi fellow masturbation fans. I have just woken up from what could
only be described as a coma like state. I don't remember too much
about last nights adventure of drugs and masturbation but it must
have been pretty good.

It is close to mid day and when I opened my eyes I was naked on
my bed surrounded by tissues soaked with something. I am
guessing it is semen. My penis has bits of tissue still stuck to it.
But I also found some heavy staining on my sheets as well. Must
have been a good night!!

That is the first time I have even done that and probably the last,
because I don't remember a thing. I remember being on the
computer earlier in the night and masturbating some and that's it. I
also found something I had written which jogged my memory a
little.

I haven't had anything to eat yet, and I probably won't bother for a
while. I better clean up the mess and then I might masturbate for a
while, because sitting here naked, my cock is starting to firm up
and it is a shame to waste it. There is something on tv which may
be worth watching later. Other than that I might just have a quiet
day, just me and my right hand to see if I can remember any more
of last nights little adventures

-Submitted December 18, 2009
Preferred Method

I am very serious about my masturbation. I have afterall, been at it
for a very very long time. I like to watch tv while I am doing the
business. Preferably with young attractive girls in not very much at
all. Lingerie is a great favourite. Although, I have some swimwear
videos here as well. Over the years I have discovered many things
about myself while masturbating and how best to satisfy my ever
increasing needs.

In my early days, I liked to masturbate in the shower. Then one
day I was watching something on tv and masturbating and I started
to approach the point of ejaculation so I stopped and went into the

bathroom to finish off in the shower. This became a regular thing
until one day I discovered tissues, and as I approached the point of
ejaculation I would place tissues over my erection and masturbate
until I blew my load.

It took a while off trial and error, and a little overflow before I
discovered the right spot and how many tissues were needed but I
got there in the end.

Now most of the time through the week, I get up early and have
breakfast shave and all the important things required on a work day
before settling down in my comfy chair in front of the tv for a nice
relaxing session of fantasy and masturbation.

Of a weekend when I don't have to rush, I go to bed at a reasonable
hour, and when it is warm I like to sleep naked with a sheet over
me. Sometimes I just lay on top of the bed and allow the night air
touch my naked body. That in itself can be a very nice experience.
I usually wake early and lay there for a while planning my morning
while having a little rub.

I then get up from the bed and begin by having a nice leisurely
breakfast. Either sitting at my dining room table or sometimes
outside on my balcony. Even though I am totally naked no one
sees me, but I can see them. I have a female neighbor who likes to
walk around naked from the bathroom to the bedroom and I
occassionally see her.

After my nice breakfast I like to shave and rub aftershave on my
face and then I prepared for what comes next. I always make sure I
have a good supply of tissues, and I settle down in front of tv and
relax. I can often sit for hours just blissfully stroking myself and
each time I feel I am approaching ejaculation I will slow down or
stop all together and concentrate on another part of my body for a
while.

I have also discovered that penis stroking is not the only way to get
enjoyment. I read a book about sex when I was young and it
described many ways to masturbate. One thing is to rub the nibbles
gently in circular motions and believe it or not a males nipples can
be as sensitive as rubbing your penis. And the nipples become
erect.

The secret to good masturbation is very simple. Don't rush, take as
much time as you can. Don't be afraid to experiment with things. It
was only recently I began inserting my finger in my anus after
reading something here, but gotta be honest. I didn't like it, but at
least I tried it.

I also use food on my penis. I occassionally peel a firm banana and
massage my penis with the banana and then suck the banana. This
gives the feeling that I am sucking my own penis. Wish I could do
that!!!

One last thing, don't feel guilty or ashamed of masturbating. I use
to feel guilt about it, and then I suddenly thought, to hell with it. It
feels good, I enjoy it, and I am going to continue doing it, until I
either drop dead of old age or my penis falls off.

So, now it's time to begin.

-Submitted December 19, 2009
In Sest

I have often had fantasies about my niece who is now in her early
20's. A long time ago, when we were having a day out at the beach
she undressed to go in the water and she was wearing a very nice
light green bikini. I have never forgotten that because she looked
so beautiful. Later that day when I arrived home I took off my
clothes, intending to shower and instead I began to masturbate. I
was alone and thought, yeah, why not.

That was the first time I had ever really thought about her in that
way and I did feel a little ashamed afterwards. That was about 5
years ago.

Just recently we were at a family gathering and she was there and
don't ask me how it happened but we ended up spending some time
alone outside and were talking and she touched me. At first I was
shocked and made it sound like I was angry but I was secretly
wanting to touch her as well. After everything settled down we
went inside and as time went by we got to the point of talking

about the touching earlier.

We agreed not to mention it again. But later that day when I was
alone I began thinking about what had occurred and I began
masturbating. I tried to imagine it was her hand stroking my penis
instead of my own, and when I came it felt unbelievable.

Would it be wrong to have sex with her or maybe a little mutual
masturbation, which I am sure she would agree to. Or maybe, I
could just continue with my fantasies and masturbate

-Submitted December 21, 2009
masturbating lover

i dont have a tip i just love to masturbate jackoff wank or what
ever you want to call it i love it i get off at least once a day it feels
so good an so much pleasure when i cum i have been masturbating
since a very early age it feels just as good now as it did then maybe
more so because i am up in age an i can still cum a very large load
i rub my balls an tease my cock till i am hard as a rock then i cum
it is so pleasureble an mind blowing it leaves me weeak in the
knees

-Submitted December 21, 2009
Fantasy World

A big part of masturbation is fantasy and what I often do when I
see an attractive girl on the street is try to memorise every feature.
That was when I am masturbating I can visualise her and enjoy

myself. Yesterday I was walking home and I saw a few young girls
on their way home from the beach. I know that because one had a
towel wrapped around her waist and the other was still wearing her
bikini top. They were pretty young, school age but I couldn't help
taking notice of how attractive they were.

I woke this morning and started thinking about them and before
long my penis was at full length and begging for attention, which I
obliged. I rarely masturbate to the point of ejaculation in bed
because I don't like to cum on my sheets, but I was having such a
good time, I wasn't going to stop.

Now I am naked and ready for more but I just had to tell you guys
first.

-Submitted December 21, 2009
Young Breasts

I am not like most guys. I don't really like breasts that are too big.
Young girls with firm breasts are definitely better. I saw my
neighbors daughter naked many years ago by accident, and she
was about 14 or so, at the time and I have never forgotten. She was
gorgeous and I often think of her while I am masturbating.

I saw a girl on the way home yesterday and she was so nice I could
hardly contain my pleasure. Infact, I could feel myself growing and
by the time I arrived home, I was a little bit damp from pre cum. I
removed my underwear and masturbated for about an hour. Now, I

am ready for another go. My mind of full of visions of her
gorgeous young body. And my cock is so hard it is starting to hurt.

-Submitted December 21, 2009
Rub Down

My technique is simple. I fondle my penis until it is nice and hard,
and then using one finger only, I massage the underside of my
penis up and down until I am about to cum. This technique is slow
and it takes longer to ejaculate but when I cum, it feels so much
better that full fisted method. Give it a try!!

-Submitted December 22, 2009
Just Love It

Like the other guy here, I have not really got a favourite technique
to share. I just enjoy masturbating. I masturbate daily preferably in
the morning and like to be naked, with a video of some attractive
girls. Or maybe reading some of your many suggestions. Just love
to masturbate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 22, 2009
Stress Free

I have found the only really effective way to relieve stress is to sit
quietly, get naked with plenty of stimulating material. Videos,
DVDS or just a sales catalogue of underwear models and go for it.
I have often found that the nuissance advertising material does
have it uses. When I find a catalogue with underwear or swimwear

I will put it aside for later.

At the moment I am preparing for a session with some video of
swimwear which was on earlier. So I will be going at it very soon.
I have been masturbating for many years so self control has been a
major part of being able to masturbate for extended periods
without ejaculating to quickly. Work days or worst, as I have to
limit myself to an hour before I have to get cleaned up. Weekends
are good because I can masturbate 3 or 4 hours. But by far my
favourite is when I stay off work claiming to be sick. No visitors so
I masturbate for an entire day!! Done that a couple of times in the
last few months.

Anyway, better get down to it.

-Submitted December 22, 2009
malemale mutual. good stuff

Years ago, a male friend and I shared an apartment and our
respective girlfriends often stayed multiple night at our apartment.
One such night the four of us were drinking and the girls wanted to
wath some porn to see what the big deal was. As we were
watching, I , of course started getting hard and I guess my pal was
as well because his girl said Oh my god! your SO hard! i looked
over and she was rubbing over his pants on his genitals(which
made me way harder). he said something like maybe we should go
to the other room and my girl said dont leave on our account. My
friends girl then pulled his penis out and started stroking it, at this
point I pulled mine out and my girl started stroking mine and
asking me if I thought my freind had a nice erection, after a little

coaxing, I agreed that, yes, he did have a nice one. She then told
me she wanted to see ME masturbate HIM, I was a little shocked,
but very horny becuase I often thought about doing this when I
masturbated alone. He agreed eagerly and i moved down to
masturbate him. The feeling of his hard erection got me really
turned on, and almost like he read my mind, he reached over and
started masturbating me. The girls were both playing with
themselves wathing, but we hardly noticed as we were both very
into what we were doing. He came first and got me on the chest
which gave me such a rush I came right then and there. We both
enjoyed this a lot and continued to do it with and without our
girlfriends.

-Submitted December 23, 2009
true story

i think masturbation is the beat way to relieve stress my wife
doesnt know my love of masturbatin so when she is away for a day
i masturbate all day i do it as many times that i can sometimes its
five or six times an i can cum every time by the time she gets home
i am so at ease i think masturbation is a way of life for me i dearly
love it

-Submitted December 23, 2009
Stress Reliever

I have read a number of things about relieving stress when
masturbating. I have been masturbating for many years and that is
only time I do feel really totally relaxed and content. My only
worry is that I will get caught. Sometimes I get up to some very
daring things when I am really horny, like going and sitting outside
on my patio naked. That is my scariest time, because I have a lot of

people walk past in the early morning and I can be seen from the
street. But apart from being the scariest, it is also the most exciting.
I secretly want people to see me. I have never masturbated in front
of anyone but the idea of it excites me all the time. Even thinking
about it now is getting me so much harder than normal.

I regularly read your suggestions and masturbate as I read but I end
up ejaculating a lot quicker than I prefer so I alternate by reading
for a while and then I will go and walk outside and sit for a while.
Or watch a little tv. By alternating the setting I can masturbate all
day. I regularly masturbate for 6 or 7 hours without ejaculating but
believe me, when I finally do ejaculate when I choose, it is
unbelievable. After a long session I am usually so tired and relaxed
I sleep for quite a while.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Natural Lube

Lightly stroke your penis until precum oozes out. then rub head of
penis using precum as lube. is done right you will produce more
and more precum before you ejaculate. remeber to be patient, take
your time. it will feel so good.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Santa Is Coming

Yes, he is.It is christmas eve and he is coming, but guess what. I
will be cumming before he does. I remember that old rhyme where
is says you better watchout, you better not cry, because santa is
coming. He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you're
awake. He knows when you have been bad or good That's my

favourite part. Because today I have been very bad, but it sure felt
good. And before the night is done, I will be a very naughty boy!

I use to prefer masturbating in the morning, but just over the last
12 months I have enjoyed regular night time sessions as well.
Especially after a hard day, there is nothing better than knowing
that I have a relaxing night of masturbation to look forward to. I
suppose having found your website last year has added a lot more
of enjoyment to my nights. I love scrolling down and reading the
great stuff here, and surprise surprise I regularly masturbate while I
read. Time to go, the little man is starting to show signs of
erupting.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Christmas Gift

I have been having a little extra fun tonight. It is christmas eve,
after all! So, I decided earlier tonight to get a little bow and wrap
my erection in a little christmas paper and tie the bow around it. It
felt or should I say, it feels good. The smooth texture of the paper
is great and the tight bow is a real great touch. It is hurting a little
but that's okay. I have decided I will not masturbate yet. I am going
to wait until later, which will hopefully add more enjoyment when
I finally go to it.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Time to think

I always try to think of others at times like this. Christmas time I
mean!! I really feel sorry for those who do not masturbate. They
must lead a very boring life. I enjoy masturbating so much!!! I

masturbate every day and often more than once. And of a man of
my years, I am very proud of my stamina. I regularly masturbate
for 2 or 3 hours, and when I ejaculate, I am rarely disappointed.
Although, there have been a few occassions when I have put a lot
of effort in and been let down at the last minute.

I don't let those times discourage me though, and try to better the
performance the next day.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
masturbating lover 2

Yes, my sentiments exactly. I could talk about techniques and
ideas for hours, but what it all boils down to is, I love to
masturbate. I can't get enough. I masturbate every morning before I
shower and regulary masturbate at night. Usually, the night
sessions are while I am on the computer either reading the stuff
here or watching a video. I never realised your site was here until
recently, but I can assure you, I am a regular now! Anyway, my
hands are starting to shake and my penis is like a piece of steel so I
better get on with things.

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Santa Didn't But I Did

Well, it is Christmas Day in my part of the world, and santa didn't
come. But I did! More than once and I am getting in the mood for
another. I think masturbation is very much a big part of my life and
to be honest, if ever I lose the urge to masturbate I would rather
die.

I masturbate daily and I don't need a reason. Many people say, like
the experts will say it relieves buildup of sexual tension. Well that
may be true, but in my case I masturbate because I enjoy doing it. I
have a variety of things I like to do which make the moment
special.

In my part of the world summer time is here and we are
experiencing some very hot weather which makes it more
enjoyable. One of the things I enjoy is spending long periods
naked. Night time, I sleep naked whenever I don't need to go to
work next day. Work days, not so much because I don't sleep very
much and being naked disrupts my sleep even more. But if I am
not working next day, I don't care if I am awake all night.

I also have a collection of videos which are well used. I have some
of lingerie modelling strutting their stuff on the catwalk. And
Swimwear and I love to lay back in my comfortable recliner and
bop the bologne while watching them.

I prefer to spend my time slowly stroking rather than the quick get
it over with style of masturbating. As I have said before
masturbation is something that should be enjoyed not rushed.
Masturbation is like making wine. The longer you do it, the better
it gets. And believe me, I have been at it for a very long time!

Well, as I said earlier I am getting in the mood for another so I

better get to it. I am getting quite wet with all the pre cum that has
been flowing while I have been writing this. It is time to give
myself a little christmas present. Enjoy your day, I know I am
going to!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Belly Bopping

This is not anything special but it helps if you are a little slow
getting it up sometimes. I sit backin my chair and put my feet up. I
give my penis a few slaps and fondle every part until I start to rise.
I then rest the palm of my hand underneath my penis and rub
slowly. Making sure that the top side of the penis if rubbing
against my belly. This feels great and it is best if you want to cum
quick.

I occassionally run short of time in the mornings when I am
masturbating, so this is the best way to get to the point of
ejaculation quick. The reason I run short of time some mornings is
because I get so much enjoyment out of reading the suggestions, I
lose track of time. I suppose I could masturbate while I am reading,
but it isn't as comfortable at my computer and I like to be really
comfortable when I am masturbating.Have a good christmas, I will
be wanking most of the morning. Starting now!!!

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Double Dipper

I rarely do this but I think I will make an exception today. I
masturbated earlier this morning and it was very satisfying. I had

breakfast and spent some time naked. It has been a really warm
night and I really don't want to get dressed. The problem is I will
be going out later today so I will have to put clothes on at some
stage. But for now, I am going to enjoy myself. Despite having
masturbated already just an hour ago, my cock is so hard, so much
so that it is hurting.

But afterall, it is almost christmas so I suppose I can masturbate
again before my family arrives home from church. I prefer to
masturbate by myself rather than spend time in church with too
many people around.

The thing is if god knows everything he will know that I have been
a bad boy again. Maybe I should be punished. I better give myself
a spanking!!! Naughty naughty boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 24, 2009
taste good

I always jack off into my mouth, it taste great!

-Submitted December 24, 2009
Not enough

It's 46 years since my wife first wanked me off in the front of my
old ford. For several weeks prior to it happening l had been giving
her orgasms but she had been just a little too shy to reciprocate. So,
after l came l headed for home to spend what was left of the night
sleeping. This went on for a while until one night she complained

that when l finished she, didn't get any more. Usually l could hold
back for a good while, an hour or more, and she had multiple
orgasms in that time. That simple phase l don't get any more really
aroused me, the thought that she just needed orgasm after orgasm
got me going again straight away and it still does. She has
developed a superb technique over the years keeping me right on
the edge for long periods then starting me off again by
complaining that she still needs more orgasms. Some days if l'm
feeling tired or not in the mood she just gets things under way
herself, l have just enjoyed the view for as long as 2 hours before
being persauded !

-Submitted December 24, 2009
3

Lay on your back, and do what you normally do then when you are
about to ejackulate put your feet over your head and cum in your
mouth!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Peanut butter

I don't know if you think this is wrong but, I put some peanut
butter on my penis so that my female dog would lick it. I then
ejaculated and there was some peanut butter left on top so it
squirted really fast on my cheek. I decided 'what the heck' and then
I tasted it. Good source of protein.

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Naughty but Nice

I just had to tell. I am normally really good at keeping secrets but I
am still so excited I just have to. I arrived home a few hours ago
after a family gathering and my niece brought me home in her car.
She came in and we were having a coffee just talking about what a
nice day it had been and when she was leaving she kissed me. At
first it was an innocent kiss but then it became more, and she put
her tongue on my lips which I was shocked, surprised but felt good
too. We seperated briefly and kissed again, this time no hesitation.

I kept thinking this is wrong but I went ahead. We got to the point
where she was undressing and suggested I do the same and
anyway, before long we were down to underwear. She was
wearing black bra and panties and looked everything like I had
imagined in my fantasies.

We laid on my sofa and caressed each other briefly before she
asked me to take my underpants off. She was still in her panties
and bra. I did this and she could see I was quite firm and she
started touching it, rubbing it and then she started to massage me
with her hands, one than the other. We kised again and then she
slid down and started sucking me. I had wanted this to happen
many times but only fantasised about it until now. Then all too
quickly it was over. I began ejaculating and it went everywhere.
Some on her face and most everywhere else. I felt a little
embarrassed that I came so quickly but she didn't seem to care.

She beckoned me to kiss her again and as I did she whispered to
me that she has always wanted someone to use their tongue on her,
but her boyfriend wouldn't. I obliged and as I inserted my moist

tongue into her warm bikini waxed tunnel I felt my cock rising
again. We had a couple of hours of secret love and vowed never to
mention it. What would the family say! It may strictly be legal but
the family would not understand. I will just have to remember this
day!

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Dirty Old Man

Like many others at this time of year I have been obliged to attend
family functions. It was so bad this year though, because I have
come into contact with a number of gorgeous young females.
Some family and some girlfriends of family. One of them, a niece
now in her early twenties is growing into a very attractive young
lady. And doesn't mind showing it. She usually wears short skirts
and nice fitting tops. I was able to see a glimpse of her bra and
liked what I saw. I could only imagine what color panties she was
wearing, but probably matching set. I was lucky enough to see up
her skirt at a family occassion a few years ago, which has often
kept me amused while I stroke the sausage.

Then the other young lady, a girlfriend of my nephew arrived in a
short skirt. Santa was sure good to me. I didn't pay her much
attention, but every now and then I glanced over, hoping to see a
little bit more, if you know what I mean.

Now, I was tempted to masturbate as soon as I got home but I
decided to save it up until morning. I woke around 2.00am our
time and laid in bed thoughts of what I had seen flooded my mind
and so I decided to get up and do some reading.

That didn't work either. My mind has been flooded with thoughts
of sex, fantasy and young girls. My nephews girlfriend is only 17
years old, and I am old enough to be her grandfather(almost). I
know I am a dirty old man but when it comes to masturbation and
fantasy there is no age barrier!

And now, I have waited long enough, time to get down to business
before I burst. I am so hard, my erect penis is all red and shiny,
almost as if it has been polished. Looks good enough to eat. I
wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Facing Me

I love your website. Masturbation is a daily routine with me, same
as eating. I need food to live and I need to masturbate. I have
occassionally missed a day and I get grumpy, uptight and very
unhappy. But after I masturbate I feel great.

Since I began visiting your site, my ways of masturbation have
varied a lot. And I have contributed a number of things which I
hope has brought some joy to others. I never thought I would take
an interest in any other guys masturbation until I came here. I was
masturbating and reading something one day and decided to check
out the videos. Then I watched full videos of guys masturbating
which I was surprised to find that I got quite excited. Now I am not
gay, and have never considered anything remotely like having any
intimate contact with a man, and would never consider it.

I think watching a video is different, because it isn't faces. It is the
idea of masturbation and when you see another guy, it is the penis,
the technique and I begin to think that it is me in the video not
anyone else. It is my way of dealing with visual. I would love to
have the guts to video myself and let the world watch me perform,
but I am a coward. I could never show my face in a video like
these guys do!!

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Daily Dose

I am just about reading to begin the daily ritual of self abuse. That
is my new term for pulling my dick, playing with myself, flogging
the dog or my favourite stroking the sausage. In other words
MASTURBATION!. There are so many ways to describe it, and I
love them all.

I like to start early. My usual time is between 5.30 and 6.00am. I
sleep naked most nights, providing I am not working next day.
And as I am in Australia we are in our summer season so being
naked is great. I love watching a cable program about fashion. Non
stop females parading the catwalk, and I especially like the lingerie
or swimsuit modelling. I record it when I can, so I can play it over
and over and over again.

Today, I am preparing for a full session. I have a full box of
tissues. A video of some absolutely gorgeous girls and no chance
of being interrupted. And if I get a little bored, I have your website

to come back to. I love reading your suggestions. And have
contributed a couple of things myself, so if I need any stimulation I
will be back!

Happy masturbation christmas guys!

-Submitted December 25, 2009
Amazing Night

I have just had the most enjoyable night of masturbation ever! I
spent the day out yesterday visiting relatives and friends and
encountered a number of attractive young females. One in
particular caught my eye. She was my nephews friend and at one
point I was in a great position. I saw a perfect view up her skirt. I
kept looking discreetly of course, and I could feel a slight
movement in my pants, if you get me! After I got home I
immediately removed my clothes and washed my underwear
because they were a bit damp.

After that I settled back in my favourite chair and began
masturbating. Time sure gets away when having fun. As the night
progressed I continued masturbating in various areas of my house,
both inside and out. I came a few times and settled back to watch
some tv.

To my delight there was a CHER program on and I must say, she
has often been the object of fantasies for me. I rarely fantasise
about women of that age group but she is good. I prefer the

younger girls, not too young though.

My nephews friend was probably around 17 or 18 which is in my
acceptable range. Anyway, if we are all honest, most men my age
would find teens attractive. I know I do!!

-Submitted December 26, 2009
Firm Hand

I have been masturbating for quite a few years, and thoroughly
enjoy every minute of it. What I have learned over the years is that
it is much better to stroke gently with a soft touch rather than
gripping to tight. Many of the videos I have watched here show
firm grips and some must be very uncomfortable and almost
impossible to achieve an enjoyable orgasm.

I find using my method I can delay ejaculation for quite a long
time or by adjusting my stroking speed slightly can cum quick. I
don't use the quick cum method very often unless I am short of
time. I prefer to masturbate for an hour or two when I can. I
usually get up early so I give myself plenty of time to achieve a
satisfactory result.

I use to be jealous of some of the guys that I have seen in the
videos and so I measured my erection earlier to compare and I am
6 1/2 inches when fully pumped so I don't think that is too bad.
Afterall, I only have to satisfy myself as I am single and still a
virgin. Bit embarrassing at my age to admit but as I have gotten

older getting a fuck doesn't seem as important. I still look at the
girls and wish but then I come home get naked and masturbate.

At least with masturbation I don't have to stick to one female. I
fantasise about lots of girls when I am masturbating, and being
stuck with one female would spoil my fun. I like to masturbate
when I want and watch porn and walk naked around my house.
Some times I spend a full day masturbating and never bother to
shower, shave or dress just masturbation. If I was living with a
female, I couldn't satisfy my hunger for masturbation. And I am
positive I would not get sex when I need it. But with masturbation,
it is there when I feel like it and I am feeling very much like it right
now.

Maybe, I am addicted. I just enjoy it so much. And if I am
addicted, well that if fine. Although, I don't require any artificial
stimulants to get me up. I occassionally partake in a little healthy
stimulants that a lot of the younger people use for fun. It makes the
experience so much more enjoyable. I some times wake up in the
morning not knowing what I have got up to the night before but in
the safety and privacy of my own home that's okay.

I am in need of some attention right now, so that's enough writing.
It's time to put my hand to better use.

-Submitted December 26, 2009
Christmas Gift

I bought myself a christmas gift and I could not wait to give it a
try. It is the most lifelike doll I have ever seen. At first I was a bit
reluctant but after seeing her for the first time, I am very happy.
She has batteries to move certain areas and i have never had the
real thing but she will do me. She has three entrance areas. Mouth,
vagina and anal and the mouth has movable parts which is where
the batteries come in. The lips move so it really feels like my penis
is being sucked. And needless to say, I came very quickly. The
cleanup took longer. There is a container which holds the fluid, so
it isn't necessary to clean each time. It all depends on how often it
is used. Same with the vagina. She moves a little to gently massage
my penis as I insert it. Same problem, came very quick. Haven't
tried the anal yet. I think I may leave that until later.

I am glad I didn't get any unexpected visitors early today, because I
had her in my bed last night and I slept naked. When I woke up I
leaned over and it was like waking up next to a gorgeous young
thing. She went to work pretty quickly. When I had my oral job
and cleaned her out I just laid in bed for an hour or so before
putting her to use again. Batteries will run down pretty quick I
imagine!!

-Submitted December 27, 2009
Schoolgirl Fantasies

I am now a middle aged man but in my younger days I lived next
door to this family and they had a young daughter. When I first
started to take notice of her she was wearing shorts and top
hanging underwear on the clothes line. It was a nice day and the
sun was shining and she was bending over I thought how nice she
looked at that moment.

That was that. The next time I saw her she was laying in her yard
sunbaking and I couldn't help thinking what a lovely body she had
for a girl her age. I tried not to think about it too much because I
was about 10 years older. Then later that day I saw her again
putting clothes on the line and I watched from my window and I
started to feel my penis was getting hard. As I was about to have a
shower I thought what the hell, so as I watched out the window I
began masturbating and it felt good. Then when I was nearing
ejaculation I quickly moved over into the shower and continued
until I blew.

That was the first of many. I regularly watched for her and
masturbated many times at that window, and even looked at her
underwear hanging on the line and so much wanted to touch her
panties and smell then and rub them over my body as I cum over
them.

-Submitted December 27, 2009
Cum With Me

I have never masturbated in front of anyone in my life, but when I
was young I had a friend and we occassionally discussed playing
with ourselves as young boys do. One day I was at his house and
he said he was going to play to the bathroom to play with himself
and would be back in a minute. When he came back he began
talking about how it felt and I started to feel like doing it myself. I
said I was going to the bathroom.

I had no idea that as a young boy, masturbating 3 or 4 times a day
the odour that any adult would know that odour. As I got older I
became more self aware, and I always shower after I have
masturbated. Except a few months ago when I had some time off
work, and I spent two days masturbating and generally having a
good time. Took drugs, masturbated whenever, and where ever I
wanted. Never showered for the whole time, and after two days I
could smell the odour but I didn't mind. I had such a great time. I
can't wait to do it again!

-Submitted December 27, 2009
Yummy

I just love to walk down the street on a warm summers day and
look at all the gorgeous young girls going about their business.
Tight shorts and lovely tops showing off the young firm breasts.
Little do they know the power they have over men. I admit, I am a
dirty middleaged man who fantasises about young attractive
females regularly while masturbating.

I personally can't see anything wrong with fantasising. That is as
far as it goes, I look I masturbate and that's it. I would never do
anything else. And as long as I am only satisfying myself and they
have absolutely no idea, then I am not doing anything wrong.

-Submitted December 29, 2009
My First Time

I have read many of your suggestions over the last week or so, but
until tonight I haven't had the courage to actually write anything. I
am still a bit shy about the whole masturbation thing. I mean I have
been masturbating for a few years and enjoy it so very much. It
gets better and better. I love to experiment and have never been
afraid to try new things.

As I read through your suggestions I think to myself, I've tried that,
or yeah, that sounds good. And I will try it. But there are a few
things I haven't got to yet, like masturbating in front of anyone. At
least not intentionally. I was caught in the act a few years ago and
initially I was unable to resume. But a few days after the whole
idea of someone catching me became a real turn on. Every time I
think of getting caught I get so excited. Maybe, it's been a secret
fantasy to get caught!

I have also had a strong urge to masturbate outside in the open.
Haven't yet as my neighbors live really close. I have occassionally
peeped on their young daughter though. Her bedroom window is
adjacent to mine, so I have masturbated a few times while she has
been undressing. And what a beautiful young thing she is. And she
is a natural blonde!! I am going to miss her when she grows up and
moves away in a few years.

-Submitted December 29, 2009
All day sucker

Yesterday, I planned on a quiet day on my own to reacquaint my

hand with my penis. All night I was looking forward to it and I was
tempted to masturbate a few times through the night but didn't. I
wanted to save it.

Then I settled down around 9.00am to start. Had a full jar of
vaseline, box of tissues and some great porn. Anyway, it was just
getting in the mood when the phone rang and it was a lady friend. I
know this sounds odd, but I would have prefered to be alone.

When she asked what I had planned for the day, I reluctantly said
nothing and she said. I will come over. That turnd out to be the
best thing. After an hour or so, we started getting more intimate
and she asked if I had ever watched a woman masturbate, and as I
said no except on video. She ageed to do it in front of me. After a
while I began masturbating while I was watching we were both
enjoying ourselves and then she came closer and wanted to
masturbate me, and that was great. But then she started to suck
myerect penis. I thought I was going to die. It felt so good. I am
getting hard now just thinking about it. I am going to masturbate
very soon.

We went on all day, and sucked me 4 times thorout the dey. Ti was
soo greet.

-Submitted December 30, 2009
the great outdoors

Since I live in the country I can jerk off wherever I want. I like to

go out and stroke it untile I am about to cum, I let a little jizz out
then I hold it back and move to another place stroke it some more
and let a little more out. This can take a while and I usually mark 4
or 5 places until I cant' hold off any more and I cum a huge load. I
did this 4 times yesterday and I about to go for the second time
today. The more I do it the better I get at holding off. I am a
chronic masturbator and I jerk off 5 to 8 times a day so this is not
my only way. I'm getting hard and dont' want make a mess on the
desk so out I go.

-Submitted December 30, 2009
great outdoors yeah

I agree totally with masturbating outdoors. I do it regularly and the
thrill of being caught by someone gives it extra excitement.
Yesterday, I got up early morning and began by sitting naked on
my front porch and every time I someone approaching I went in
out of view until they had passed. Then go out again.
Unfortunately I asn't paying attention at one point until it was too
late. I was stroking away and then oppposite me on the other side
of the street were two females. They were close enough and saw
me masturbating. I didn't react in anyway. I kept as still as possible
trying not to darw any more attention to what I was up to. As they
walked they looked across at me and I sat very still. Then as they
went on their way, I resumed my stroking. I could not believe how
horny I got. And ejaculated into my hand. I ate some of it! I was so
aroused I didn't want to stop. I continued stroking until I was fully
erect again and masturbated until I ejaculated again. Semen tastes
great and it is very good for you. Full of vitamins! Yummy!

-Submitted December 31, 2009
New Years Eve

There is an old saying, whatever you are doing on New Year's Eve
is what you will be doing for the entire year. I remember a few
years ago, at the very stroke of midnight I was masturbating and
ejaculated at the stroke of midnight. The fireworks were going
outside, and I was firing on the inside.

That was a great night. I am planning a similar event tonight. I
have plenty of porn to keep me entertained throughout the evening.
The only difference that time a few years ago, was I was humping
away in bed. Stained the sheets, but it was worth it! I am very hard
already, so hard it is starting to hurt. I am not sure I will be able to
wait until midnight.

-Submitted December 31, 2009
New Year's Resolution

I must have masturbated around 450 times in 2009. I am a daily
person but on special occassions I have gone twice. A few
occassions I had all day events, one in particular which was
especially memorable was an all day marathon. I had the day off
from my job. Wasn't ill, I just wanted to masturbate and so I
planned in advance. I made sure I had plenty of porn, and plenty of
lube. And I like to have plenty of tissues for cleanup.

I started off the day, with a nice big breakfast while watching
television and cleared the breakfast things away. I then prepared
myself by gently massaging my entire body. I believe that
masturbation is not just about stroking the penis. Most parts of the
body can be sexually erotic, when touched in the right way.

I usually end up physically exhausted after masturbation due to my
very long sessions. But on that particular day, I wanted to see how
many times I could ejaculate in a day. I came 7 times that day, and
5 the next day.

Today, being New Year, I have decided to spend the year
developing new more enjoyable ways to masturbate. Either that or
I will just have lots of fun trying!

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Watch Me

I really would love to masturbate in front of someone. I have never
intentionally done it but as I read a lot of your stories the urge is
getting stronger. Every time I masturbate I fantasise about being
watched, and it really makes my ejaculation so much better.

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Video Lover

I am a virgin and masturbate every day. Unfortunately for me I
have left it too late in life to worry too much about sex. But when it
comes to masturbation, that is a whole different thing. The thing I
like to do most of all is watch videos of girls modelling swimwear
or lingerie and lay back and just stroke myself. As I do I like to
imagine the girls are modelling just me, and I talk dirty to them. I
know that is weird, but I find it a real turn on.

I have a number of videos which I alternate which stops me from
becoming tired of watching one particular. I get very bored very
quickly. Even masturbation! I am constantly trying to think of new
things to do that I find exciting.

There is a girl watching me now, as I sit here naked writing this
she is modelling some very nice lingerie. My favourite is pink.
Whenever I see a girl in pink, I get a little horny. I like to spend
long periods masturbating too. The idea of sitting naked pleasuring
myself for 2 or 3 hours really puts me in a good mood for the rest
of the day. Time to get down to business. Happy New Wanking
Year!

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Home Sweet Home

Nothing I enjoy more than being at home. Preferably naked with
plenty of videos of semi naked girls to concentrate on while I am
masturbating. I have gradually gotten to the point in my middle
aged life that I would rather be at home alone and masturbate than
be out with people.

Masturbation has always been a big part of my life and as I getting
older, I have got so many things I do that give me pleasure. Far too
many things to mention here but lets just say, I am never short of
ways to make the time enjoyable and never uneventful.

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Erection Tool

Since I have been a regular here for the past year, I have
discovered I am receiving more spam emails. This is probably a
coincidence, but what surprises me is the amounts of offers I
receive for medication to improve my erections. I am tempted to
write back and say, I don't need anything to give me one or help
me sustain an erection. I am fully erect right this very minute and it
feels great, and in a minute or two I intend giving it a workout.

All I need for a good erection is a good video or a nice attractive
girl to think about, or to read some of your great stories here. They
are always a good way to start. I usually start with a story or two
aand end up watching a video on television. Which is where Iam
heading right now, Take care of this erection which is starting to
drip some juice!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Pink - Coming Up

Well, as the song says, I am coming up. So I better get the party
started. It is New Years Eve, and I am really horny. I was
determined that I was going to masturbate into the new year, and I
am just about there. I have been reading your pages here for a
couple of hours, some new and some old, and I have a video on
television as well. I have brought myself to the brink a few times
tonight but I don't want to ejaculate just yet. When I hear the
countdown I want to ejaculate at exactly midnight, which is
approaching so I better go and get the party started!!!!!!!!!!!

-Submitted December 31, 2009
Bolster pillow Masturbation

I am an Asian transvestite and I enjoyed masturbating very much
with my pillows and bolster. A bolster is a long pillow used by
Asian women in Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore for hugging in
their bed. I enjoy going totally naked without any clothes on and
teasing myself in my bed playing with my pillows and bolster. As
a small boy (now I am a big ladyboy), I am lucky to have a fluffy
bolster to hug in bed. It comes naturally to me to hug my fat
bolster in bed. This act led to accidental discovery of a wonderful
pleasure and nice feeling simply by rubbing and pushing my penis
on the soft bolster. It become a habit to do it every night just to get
those nice feeling and it is making me very horny. I have had dry
orgasms since the age of 12. Where my bolster was not available, I
used pillows instead. Now I still masturbate with my bolster every
night in bed when I am alone. I have orgasms by rubbing my hard
throbbing thingy protruding on my bolster and grazing up and
down in pushing and thrusting deeper and deeper on the soft
cushion until I cums all over my bolster with my sperm. I like the
state of my bolster badly soils my with my cums....I can get even
hornier is I am being watched doing it in bed.... Hmmm... guys,
you wanna see me naked masturbate with my bolster ...huh?