Jack Off Tips from 2008

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-- January 26, 2008

thetoothbrush

I like to play with my penis till it good and hard then I take a power
toothbrush and hold under the head of my penis and turn it on it realy
turns me on the urge to cum is so great then I stop an rest till the urge
passes then I start it agin I do this 2 or 3 times theni I cant stop anymore
I cum the biggest load ever it leaves me very weak as I am 74 yrs old so
try it its great I think I am ready to do it now

-- January 27, 2008
rubber glove anal

GET a regular pair of rubber gloves. get chilled lube and lube o ne
glove. then place on penis like condom. then lube your asshole with
saliva or lube. start stroking and then stick ur other hand in the lubed
ass. leave cum in glove then put it in ur lubed ass. best way to moan

-- January 27, 2008
Fantastic Elastic

Hello, i've discovered this technique after feeling REALLY horny.
Make Sure your erect, get some elastic bands and wrap your testicles
together with a couple of elastic bands, so that the become tight and
firm. This also helps pull your shaft skin back, which will make both
your testicles and penis sensitivity increase. It will produce alot of Pre -
cum while your wrapping the elastic bands, depending how horny you
are =D You can use lube but its not nesscisary. Start run your balls
while rubbing your penis and enjoy =P

-- January 27, 2008
mirror masturbaiton

I have been masturbaiting since I was 10 and I can still rember the first
time came now I masturbate at least 3 to4 times a day always alone the
best way for me is in front of a mirror I strok my penis till it get very
when I am about to cum I quit till it subsides then I start again I do this
about 4 to5 times then the next time I cant stop and I have mind
blowing load that I catch in a shot glass then I take my tounge and lick
it out it tastes like honey and I love it I didnot start eating my cum till
about ten years agoiwish I had started long before that becausemy cum
is so tasty and I love it so dont knock it till you try it

-- January 27, 2008

bouncy bouncy

Get before a mirror. Wear either boxers or a brief turned round in order
to give room for friction. Start soft and do exercises like spead eagle or
jogging in place so that the dick will bounce around and rub against the
material. Keep jumping as it gets hard and the dick-itch gets stronger
and sweeter, until it is unbearable. Rip off the pants and continue
jumping to make your dick clack against your belly. Spread your legs
and giggle your arse rapidly. When you are about to shoot, take over
with your hand or rub your dick against something else. The build-up is
the best ever, but without additional pressure for climax, the orgasm
will be a bit weak.

Squat and giggle your butt back and forth to make your dick rise, then
strike your belly until you feel it rising, then take over with your hand
or start rubbing it on a bed or a chair, preferable in front of a mirror.
You can do the same thing in doggy position, too.

-- January 29, 2008
shaft band

I like to put an elastic band around the base of my penis,the kind
you find in the produce section. I lube the head of my penis and
while I watch penis photos I slowly massage the head.The band
lets you last for a very long time. When I go off its like magic.Iam
bi and love to look at c0ocks.I have lasted for as long as two
hours.The elastic band causes you to be rock hard.

-- January 31, 2008
PISS AND POOP

man this is crazy but awesome!! when you want to piss and cant
keep it on hold, get ready to wank!!use soap or moisturizer as
lube!! when you r about to cum, leave your shaft and try to piss!!
it'll take time!! once you start pissing start masterbating again
without giving up the urge to piss.. after sometime you cant resist
to stop pissing and you'll cum with superb orgasm!! do same with
poop!!

-- February 2, 2008
Fuzzy sweater

There are many ways to use a super soft sweater during sex or to
pleasure yourself. Here is my favourite method of jerking off. Get
a fuzzy sweater (preferably one that belongs to a girl that you lust
after!). The softer the better - Angora or cashmere works the best
(synthetic materials are no fun trust me). Anyway, take the sweater
and fold it in half. Wrap it around your penis and stroke the shaft
and head. You can also rub the sweater on your balls and anus
which feels great. Sometimes I hold the sweater like a tube and
thrust into it and other times I softly rub my penis. It's awesome! I
often have a big wad of kleenex ready to cum into (particularly if I
have to return the sweater!) but the best is to be able to thrust until
climax and cum into the sweater. It's a technique that you will
love!

-- February 4, 2008
Two Finger Wiggle

Lay down on your back. Pull your penis back towards you so it is
flat against your stomach. The head of your penis should be
touching your belly button (depending on its length, of course).
Then, putting your index and middle fingers on the middle of your
penis, move or slide it back and forth across your lower stomach
until you cum. It will probably be a little messy, as you will likely
jizz all over you stomach.

-- February 7, 2008
pleasure treasure

This is one of my old techniques that ive been using for some time.
first you want to be fully erected and lubed , then you want to use
your best masturbation hand and cup it. While cupping your hand
have your thumb bend 90 deggres and insert your penis move it up
and down and have your thumb gently rub the top of your penis do
this at whatever speed you want until you ejaculate. This will grant
you a bundle of pleasure. to reduce aftermath of ejaculation use a
condom or a sock

-- February 7, 2008
vannity

I like to stand in front of the sink naked in the bathroom and soap
up my penis up really well ,open the three mirrors so I can get
differant views ,then place my erection on the sink ,put my hand
flat on top of my penis and start thrusting my hipps ,this feels
really great the slippery sink and my hand gliding over the head of
my penis as thrust ,the best part is watching yourself from differant

angles and easy clean up ,just wash it away.

-- February 8, 2008
Melting Jark Off

A way that's very fun and absolutely amazing is sticking an ice
cube in your ass. First you take an ice cube(you may get more than
one) and you rub it down the shaft of your penis and rub it all over
your balls while jacking off. NOTE: (if it gets to cold remove it for
a while) doing this causes it to melt, then while still jacking off
spread your ass cheeks and place the melting ice cube near it. You
may wnat to get to the climax before the ice cube fully melts, when
you feel you're getting close slowly slide the melting ice cube into
your ass. It feels wonderful as you cum and the ice cube melts and
drips from your ass.

-- February 8, 2008
36

Well, this is a variant to method on page 36. This method works
well with me, with a soft or hard penis. You can wear what your
wearing already or you can wear sweats (w/or w/o boxers), boxers
or nothing. Here is what you do. Get down on the floor with your
penis pointing toward your head or feet (It works best with feet for
me). Begin to push the penis near your pelvic area where your
penis connects to your body. Don't let up, keep the penis pushed
down. I don't do any motion, I may move my legs back and forth a
little bit, but that's it. Once I start to feel it coming on, I leave off
the penis and I ejaculate. You can put something in between the
floor and the penis for more leverage like a book or something but

make it soft by putting a cloth on it if you are wearing nothing! To
fuel the experience more, look at pictures or better yet, like I do,
get my girlfriends pants or underwear from the landry bin and
sniff. I used to sniff my 26 year old aunt's panties or sweats before
I got a really hot girlfriend.

-- February 10, 2008
Couch Sex

Ive done this on a fabric couch...but you can experiment. When
you are completely erect stick the penis inside a crack of the couch
and just move up and down. Make sure you wear a condom so you
dont make a mess.

-- February 12, 2008
7 Backhand

#7 Backhand grip improvements:

For a right-handed backhand grip, gently but firmly pull your penis
over towards your right thigh. (Left-hand grip is pulled towards the
left thigh). This technique has two advantages: (1) it stretches the
skin on the shaft and the head making the nerve endings more
sensitive, and (2) it creates much more friction on one side side of
the penis and head. To me, it doubles the intensity of this
technique.

-- February 12, 2008
The Scrotum Pull New Technique

[Note: I looked through the main techniques and didn't notice
anything like this.]

The Scrotum Pull: for use with any other one-handed stroking
technique. This technique works best when you are already
excited/fully engorged. It is not as good when starting off. Edge a
few times before trying the technique. By pulling down on your
scrotum, the skin on your shaft and head are pully extremely tight
and the nerve endings become so much more sensitive. It is one of
the most intense techniques I've ever tried. Enjoy!

1. Using your non-stroking hand, use your thumb and fore finger to
form a ring around your ball sack above your balls 2. Pull down on
your ball sack slowly but firmly, putting constant stretching weight
on them 3. Start stroking with your free hand using the class or
upsidedown grip 4. It won't take long to explode.

-- February 12, 2008
thigh master

Lie down on your back and make it so your dick is being held by
your thighs. Hold it there and then start moving your legs back and
forth. You don't need your hands just keep grabbing your dick with
your thighs and keep moving your legs back and forth. Use lube if

you want but if your uncut like me you might not really need any
lube.

-- February 16, 2008
shower

A hand held shower head is needed. When in the shower spray you
nipples you'll feel a slow but good turn on when fully or party erect
the slowly lower the shower had till the water hits the Head of the
penis. move it up and down the shaft till orgasm. you try diffrent
presses for diffren feel. you can also have you partner do it for you.
just be careful ont to do it for to long after orgasm it dose start to
hurt.

-- February 17, 2008
baloon masturbation too much fun

Take 2 medium size balloons and fill them with warm water. The
more big they become, the more fun it is. Now squeeze them
tightly 2gether inside the basin or sumthing like that and put ur
penis inside them. U will really feel like a warm pussy

-- February 17, 2008
Hard Things

this only works if you are not circumcised, well maybe, first you
get some thing hard or enamel small enough to fit under your head
and in between the ridge and your foreskin, I found that when you
have just had a shower when your penis is all nice and soft this

works best.....so you cut your toenails, especially your big toe nail
and insert it in the place above mentioned, as you stroke up and
down your foreskin moves over it gently pressing the nail into the
bottom of the ridge the sensation is so good, I have been able to
cum in like 30 seconds flat and I think it makes you cum more too,
it does for me, it doesnt have to be a toe nail, anything, hair, wire,
hair clips,

-- February 21, 2008
best masturbation I ever had

A lot of years ago my wife and I were having sex. I stroked my self
while my penis was in her. She started stroking my penis and it
was absolutly great. I would start to hump her. She would stop and
say don't do that. She would not allow me to move in her. Naturaly
at the point of orgasim I could not keep from humping. She has
allowed me to stroke my self while in her and this is also great.
The best masturbation I have ever done was while in my wife, The
best masturbation I have ever had was by my wife while my penis
was in her. Guys masturbate your girl or wife while in her, don't
hump untill the correct time. She will love it. I have seen any
posting of any one doing this on this site. If you have not tried this
I suggest you go for it.

-- February 21, 2008
hand over hand on

This is for guys with small peniss. Wrap hand around penis and put
one hand over head. It is like the mushroom and fist techniques
combined. Great stimulation! Huge loads, but not that messy. Lube
is optional.

-- February 22, 2008
technique 47

in this method I find it better if I put my foreskin in between my
fingers and the head of my penis

-- February 24, 2008
Wet orgasm

I dont know whether anyone else has tried this technique, I
generally use it with my partner while she wanks me. Make sure
you have a fairly full bladder and get your penis hard; my partner
usually does this with some sucking then a few hard wanks, if
doing it alone concentrate on pulling down hard allowing the blood
to reach the tip of the penis. As the masturbation continues force
your bladder a little, some seaman will start to dribble out aided by
drops of pee.Continue in this mode, releasing small droplets until
you feel an orgasm approaching. As the seaman starts to come
allow more pee to escape at the same time, the outcome is a bit
messy but the sensation is amazing, if you eat a couple of raw eggs
an hour before the spunk will be quite thick and ussually quite in
abbundance! My partner enjoys the sensation of wet spunk over
her tits, but when done alone it still gives one hell of a good
orgasm

-- February 27, 2008
Look No Hands

Lay on your side, I will use my right side as an example. Bring

your knees about halfway up. Put your left leg just ahead of your
right leg. Put your penis between your legs, erect or not. Now
squeeze your penis with the muscles on the inside of your legs and
then relax the squeeze. Pepeat this process in about the same speed
as the fist method. You will notice that you feel that you are about
to cum, go if you wish, but I suggest that you stop and just hold
your penis between the softness and warmth of your inner legs.
The feeling that you are about to cum will last a long time and then
start to go away. Start the process again and again until the feeling
becomes so great that you cannot hold out and then keep going
until you cum. You will experience cumming like never before.

-- February 27, 2008
fuzzy pillow

first get one of those fuzzy/suede type pillows and fold it in half.
Put it In front of you while kneeling and insert penis. Move in and
out like you would in a doggy position. To keep from people
seeing that you cummed all over your pillow, take away the pillow
just before ejaculation and finish off with your hand if needed.

-- February 28, 2008
Toothpaste

Put a fresh minty toothpaste on the end of your penis the
masturbate as usual, gives a cool fresh feeling, can start to feel hot
after probably best done in the shower

-- February 28, 2008
Great Phone Sex

My boyfriend and I are currently in a long distance relationship.
And it doesn't help that both of us have the sex drives of rabbits.
So this often leads to phone sex. The best method I have found so
far is I start to play with myself, usually with a vibrator on or near
my clit. This always tends to make me very vocal. So as he is
listening to me get off I make him talk about everything but sex
and what I am doing to myself. This way he has to concentrate on
the subject matter of the conversation while trying to ignore that I
am on the other line moaning, breathing heavy and getting ready to
cum. Then right before my first orgasm (and while having it) I tell
him to touch himself. At this point he is usually more than ready to
go. After I cum the first time I stimulate myself again and let him
hear me go a second time. He claims that it is the best game in the
world and that by forcing himself to hold back it makes his orgasm
more intense. So if you have a girl try it Don't make her tell you
what she is doing to herself just listen to how it feels for her and
imagine what you want her to do. It helps if he knows the sounds
that your toys make.

-- February 29, 2008
Feet cum

This method is great if you have a foot fetish or wanna feel what a
vagina or asshole feels like during penatration. It a really good
footjob!!! The smooth feel of fresh moisturised feet is like a vagina
or inside of your anus (for gays). Get naked and sit down on your
ass. Then bend your knees so that your feet a right near your balls
and penis. Then when your penis hard(ish), sandwich it between
the soles of your feet so it looks like a sandwich where your feet is
the bread and your penis is the filling. Then raise your ass off the
ground by pushing off the floor with your hands. Now swing
forward and back so your penis is thrusting between your feet (you
may want lube). Keep on swinging forwards and backwards so its

like you are penetrating a vagina or asshole. The climax wilst
doing this and cum all over your feet! Feel the cum dribble
between your toes and even lick your cum off your feet!!!.... This
method is great and feels amazing!!!!!!!!! Nothing like
mastubating hands free!!... climaxing is great, but if you have a
foot fetish, cummy feet are better!!! FEELS LIKE A FOOTJOB!!!

-- March 2, 2008
Vanity Top

Rest your balls on the top and squat down to add pressure, start
stroking and watch yourself in the mirror until you cum, the more
or less pressure you use is the right felling for yourself to get off,
lube does help

-- March 3, 2008
fingernail masturbation

this technique may sound weird but is amazing. Just after having a
bath or shower, when everything is smooth,lie down and rub the
nails of your index fingures on the side of the top of the penis,
getting closer to the back. Carry on doing this until you are about
to orgasm , then stop. start again and do the same thing again. This
gives you very powerful orgasms.

-- March 8, 2008
cold water

when I am alone in the house and feel horny I go to our kitchen,

spread a towel on the kitchen table and place a glass filled with
cold water on the towel. I open my zipper and slide my pants and
overbriefs down my legs and then I stand close to the table with
my balls poised over the glass of water. The sight of the water and
what I am about to do gives me a terrific hardon. I lower my balls
into the water ande start to jerk off and for me the sensation is
awesome. Wow, I jerk my penis and although some of the water is
lost from the glass, my balls are cold and my penis is hot, hot. I
jerk to completion with my cum shooting everywhere and the
feeling for me was out of this world. I then have to clean up before
my mom and dad returns, and I can sit there innocently watching
the tv. and looking like a little angel.

-- March 16, 2008
33 Waterwing masterbation humping

Go Down to a local wallmart or superstore and buy a pair of
waterwings. The type that children use to learn to swim. The PVC
when inflated feels nice, expecially agiast the penis, blow one up,
apply some lube, (Spit will do), and hump away.

Its possible to wrap one up in a pillow and hump simulating sex.
When you ejaculate the sieman will go inside the waterwing and it
can be cleaned easily. Try inflating it if you prefer it to be tighter,
and deflate if you want it to last longer.

Ive had a pair of Wings last me months now, and it saves spending
$$ on a sex toy. The feeling is amazing.

-- March 18, 2008
milkbottlemasturbation

I have an old milkbottle I use to masturbate in I put a plastic bag in
it I fasten it at top with a rubber band then I lube it up then I lube
myself up by then I am rock hard I have to wait till I start go limp
because I am to big to enter when I enter it I get rock hard real fast
then I just pump away when I cum I get very weak in the knees by
the I am 75 years old an the feeling is great

-- March 19, 2008
Yoga is not just for women

Okay this is best in the shower. Take a yoga mat and make a ring
slightly smaller than your penis and DO NOT LUBE IT!!Than
while taking a shower put the mat on the floor and insert your
penis, and thrust wildly.Lay on top of the mat so there is pressure
and feel a wonderful orgasm. It can also be done not in the shower
without lube. I have been doing this for about 4 years and I can't
get enough.

-- March 24, 2008
the hanger

Well I'm a teenager who is very into physical fitness. Last year I
installed a pullup bar in my doorway. And one day I got an
erection but didnt want to maturbate at the time. So I started

working out a little. So eventually I figured to just go ahead and do
it. Then I thought to hang upside down and masturbate. WOW.
Great orgasm. But if you are thinking about trying this I issue 3
warnings. 1. it is not easy to stay hanging upside down. 2. make
sure you have like 2 old t-shirts for cushioning because hanging
like that does hurt your knees 3. You cannot masturbate too long.
Hanging upside down like that will cause gravity to pull bloodflow
away from the erection making it softer than you would like. But
as long as you take those warnings to thought this style is well
worth it.

-- March 24, 2008
love tap

firmly hold the tip of your penis and gently slap the underside of
your peins right above balls un till you cum. trust me I came harder
than I ever have before.

-- March 27, 2008
Swim cap

Use a swim cap coated with lubricate or lotion rubber is slick and
the penis can be masaged though the slick rubber.

-- March 28, 2008

Masturbate Wiyth a REALLY Hard Boner

If you have a woman living in your house and they sometimes or
usually keep their hair up in hair ties, sneak into their room when
they arent home or not around and look for where they keep the
ties. If they have more than 5, take one and keep it. When you
want to masturbate, put it around the base of your penis AND
around the far side of your ballsack. It makes your boner really
hard and gives you enough room to jack off.

-- March 29, 2008
Rubberbands and balls

Here's a technique not listed and kinda different *do it at your own
risk*! (NOT TO SERIOUS THOUGH)

1). Take two normal sized rubberbands and put them around each
testicle tightly so it looks like they're comming out (rawr!). Then
do it to each and they should be seperated from each other like on
the sides of the shaft. 2). Now masturbate normaly or using these
other fantastic techniques and while doing so sqeeze your testes,
because the're already so tight it feels like you'll explode!!!!!! and
the outcome is great, more cum! and an explosion of it

PS.) I don't know if everone can do it but I can since I do it alot
and I think my skin and testes have gotten a little stretchy and it
feels great!!!!!!

-- April 2, 2008
Early masturbation

I think my mother taught me to play with my penis. In the bath she
would pull the foreskin back and vigerously wash the glans leaving
the skin pulled back. The glans being sensitive I would spend some
time pulling the foreskin over the glans. Obviously the more I
played with it the better it felt and soon I was getting an erection
and would take my small penis in my fist or fists and rub it, glans
and all, until I got such an intense feeling I had to stop but in a few
minmutes would do it again, often several times, until I fell asleep.
I continued this until I went to school. In the restroom I saw many
other penises and saw the other boys play with theirs and
eachothers. They noticed that I had the foreskin off my glans and
was asked if it didn't hurt and when I told them it didn't they
wanted to feel of my bare glans and they would offer me to
masturbate theirs if I would let them do mine which I was glad for
them to do, enjoying the attention. I was not circumcised as an
infant but have always masturbated the entire length of my penis.
My favorite method is holding my penis at the base tightly making
the glans as large as possible and rubbing the bare glans with the
other hand, usually dry, as lube makes me cum quicker. I credit not
using a fereskin (which by now is nonexistant) or lube gives me
more control and since most girls are multiorganistic gives me the
ability to pleasure them for long periods. I masturbate usually with
my thumb and forefinger making a circle as far down the shaft as
possible and, gripping the shaft hard as it makes the glans larger as
it slides through the palm and other fingers. When I cum I don't
release the shaft but keep the penis as hard as possble and if I am
horney enough can usually make myself cum again, maybe twice.
When my wife has her period I hold my penis like that and let her
masturbate it again usually more than once.

-- April 2, 2008
Lay on backkick feet over head

I have practiced this from youth. I lay on my back on the floor
nude. Kick my feet over my head which beings my erect penis
close to my face. I stay in this position for a little while so my
muscles relax and soon I can lick the tip of my glans which gives
me precum. Grab the shaft in my hand and begin to masturbate it.
That gives me more penis and by this time I can lick most or all of
the glans. If I am in good shape I usually can get the whole glans in
my mouth and a little licking and sucking makes me cum. Tastes
great and there is no mess to cleanup. Must be in good physical
shape.

-- April 4, 2008
remix basic

First get an erection. Simple really. Then grab the head with your
thumb,index, and middle finger. Shake your penis forward and
back , side to side. After gently pull on it building excitement.
Then go at however you like till you reach your climax. This can
easily be done with a partner. No lubricant is required, but it helps
if you rock back and forth. When wearing pants just push down on
them with your penis to get faster results.

-- April 5, 2008

Fantastic jerk off

When I am alone at home I go to my bedroom which has a wall
covered in mirrors. I strip myself naked and then I take my
penisstrap which is made of black leather, and studded with silver
studs and I place the strap under my balls and over my penisshaft
and fasten, the two remaining straps I place over my balls and
fasten so that my penis and balls are enclosed in a very sexy
harness. I then stand close to the mirror, and look at my slim figure
and my rock hard penis, and I slowly jerk off, wow, I shoot my
cum all over the mirror in a very short time and I feel fully
satisfied.

I have another way I like to jerk off as follows, that is if I am home
alone. I go to the kitchen, place a towel over the table, fill a glass
with cold water and place towards the edge of the table. I lower my
pants and briefs and drop my balls into the glass of cold water. My
penis quickly gets hard and I start to jerk off, and my balls move
about within the glass of cold water and I think the sensation is
fantastic. After a short time of jerking my hard penis and thinking
of all the young guys I would love to have with me there I shoot
my cum over the kitchen walls. For me this experience is
tremendous, man, do I feel horny now just thinking of the above.

-- April 6, 2008
Burning Sensation

Take Vicks VapoRub and rub lots of it all over your penis,
especially around the head. Let it sink in and start burning then
lube up and put on a condom. Wank away in any other method and

its the best orgasm ever.

-- April 8, 2008
slow and easy

To start, why race to orgasim I spend about 3 hours doing this form
of masturbation. It makes my penis seem alive and tingleing all the
time. First play with your penis and balls for about 5 minutes. Let
yourself get semi erect. Then slowly stroke up and down the full
length of your penis until you are hard using yourthumb on top and
forefinger below your penis shaft. Do this for about 10 or so
minutes. Then fist grip your penis and alternate fast and slow
strokes. If you feel like you will cum..slow down and just pull on
the head of your penisin a circular motion for five or so minutes.
You could also try jelking for several hundred slow strokes. When
the urge to cum has passed, just start all over. BUt, go for several
hours. Both you and your penis will be vey happy.

-- April 10, 2008
IN your Pants.

The best way I have found to masturbate is to go to a public library
or,internet cafe, wearing a pair of Panties. I know that sounds gay
but girls panties are way smoother and softer than our underwear.
anyway, I go in panties to the library and watch a few porn videos.
if you aren't hard by the end of one you will be by the end of two.
one of my favourite sites is jerkjelly.com because you don't have to
pay for any of it. anyway again I sit their in a public place and sit
well under the computer desk so nobody can see my crotch and

then start to slowly rub the head of my penis through the clothing. I
try to get almost to orgam a few times and then stop,just before I
squirt. then I get up and strech a few times, then sit down and
watch the horniest video I can find. my favourite is one @jerkjelly
where a girl gets off on a stick shift in a car, anyway I watch a last
video and use both hands to rub my penis this time and is it ever a
rush! try it or better yet, go with a girl and get her to flash you
while you're sitting there it's awesome!

-- April 11, 2008
Soap Fuck

get a bar of soap, new or used it doesnt matter. ive used both and
personally I find new to be a little better. the bigger/thicker the bar
of soap the better ill explain more later. get the bar of soap and
drill a hole through the center of it about the size of you dick. you
wont be able to tell if the hole is just right until you try to use it.
get the soap and your dick wet with water and slide your dick back
and forth through the hole. this works best when you are taking a
shower since there is a vast water supply. if you have some extra
foreskin that covers the head a little it helps a little bit to pull it
back but it all depends on what you like. this feels amazing. when
the soap gets wet it acts as a type of lube. if the hole is too small
you can try to wear it down using your fingers or wait until next
time and cut the hole bigger. what is great about this technique is
that you get stimulation on every part of your dick. even when the
hole in the soap is starting to wear down it still feels amazing.
ENJOY!

-- April 13, 2008
Sheet Sweeper

lay on your back on the bed with pillows on either side of you.
hang a blanket between the two so you're sorta Layin under the
blanket. get semi hard then grab near the base of your penis and
jerk it across the blanket. if you start to get hard or feel pike ur
gonna orgasm stop and wait for it to get semi erect again then start
again. this allows for a long time before orgasm

-- April 14, 2008
Lard Hard

I get a can of lard and lay it on it's side on the table. When i'm hard
I shove my penis into it, I continue plunging my penis into it till I
come.The lubrication is great and the suction is amazing. The can
can be used many timesafter after all it is your own
juice.Carefulwhere you keep it afterwards it doesn' cook wel
afterwards.

-- April 18, 2008
Inside Out Condom

Buy a ribbed or studded condom and roll it over your penis like
you about to have sex. Remove the comdom and turn it inside out
and the studds are on your penis. feels great and no mess!

-- April 20, 2008
No 47 Glans ring jacking off

I want to add that this technique is often used by cut guys. It turns
to be a natural masturbation technique for tight circumcised guys.
With the ring formed by thumb and index I slide over the glans and
the ridge, going down to the shaft passing through the sulcus. At
the same time the palm massage the underside of the penis.
Closing the ring, you can stroke harder. Feeling the knob at each
stroke is very exciting and gives a great sensation. It works dry too,
most of cut boys are jacking off dry, so they can masturbate
anytime anywhere.

-- April 20, 2008
Fuzzy or Furry

The most intense feeling is to rub your penis with ANYTHING
fuzzy, fluffy or furry. Blankets, clothes, very soft sweaters, or
fabric. Get any of the above metioned and experiment behind
closed doors. Caution: very easy to caught with these if you live
with a family so have a real good hiding spot.

-- April 23, 2008
Squat-hands free

squat on the ground and use your 2 hands for support either by
resting them on the ground or on the bed or something else. Once

you have squatted, place your penis between your legs and bring
both the legs together. So now the penis is sandwiched between the
two legs. Now move your legs up and down with your penis in
between , till you get one sensational ejaculation.

-- April 24, 2008
RAPING MY RIGHT HAND

I dress my hand in a latex glove, and put on a couple of my wifes
rings. I then get a dolls dress and put it on my arm. I then go into
my bedroom and visualise the bottom of my arm being left in the
middle of the bed. I then go downstairs, make myself a drink and
idly return to my bedroom, and pretend to be amazed to see my
right arm in the middle of the bed. After I have considered my
options, and feeling a tingle in my balls I jump onto the bed with
my right hand clenched around my penis and writh with pleasure.
Looking down all I can see is a dress moving back and forth over
my rigid pole. The sensations and pleasures are out of this world
and force me to have the most pleasuring and intense ejaculation.
Afterwards I have to say goodbye to my remote lady/arm, and we
depart on good terms, until the next time.

PS. I am looking to extend my wear to swimsuits and lingerie. If
you have any suggestions please let me know.

-- April 25, 2008
retro nightwear

I like to be alone with my masturbation technique,but doing this in
front of one or more females looking on with great interest would
be fantastic. First of all I love to strip off naked have a nice hot
bubble bath,then dry off well, putting on heeps of girly powder and
changing into a really sexy vintage nylon nightie and negligee, [of
which I have lots of] from the 60's to 80's.These nighties & negs
have two layers of nylon,the outer layer of the nightie has see
through chiffon nylon and the negligee's do as well,usually.Nylon
layers are great for playing with your penis and balls. I love the
nighties /neglgee's that are very loose frilly and gathered up pretty
well under the bust so that it gives plenty of nylon to play with and
swirl around the body and penis etc.I also like to have lots of long
nylon ribbons at least an inch wide,going down the length of the
nightie and negligee,tied into sexy bows.I just love playing with
the ribbons and nylon pulling both over my penis and balls,its just
so sexy and a real turn-on,tieing and untieing the ribbons into
pretty little bows,on and over my penis. Then after playing around
in this sexy attire for a while,I take off my nightie / neg, and get an
outer layer of nylon, and pull it backwards and forwards over my
balls and penis till I CUM into the nylon. When I'm finished I
LIKE to lick my CUM off the nylon and sometimes the ribbons, by
this time I'M in fairy-dairy land and its absolutely a wonderful
feeling. I would dearly LOVE to do this in front of wiiling females,
I WOULD be on an all time High.

-- April 26, 2008
self sucking

Most guys want to know how it feels to self suck. so if you want to
try this: (its easier when you are flexible) You lay down on bed is
best so you Don't hurt your back. Then put your legs over your
head and put your arms in-between legs and press down towards
couch. the try placing your head on your legs(you should try to

cross your legs when in position) then go for it try to suck. if you
are not flexible you will only be able to reach your penis head but
if you rub your dick and place your mouth to your penis head when
your about to come you can swallow your come if you like. I f you
cant do it stop trying before you hurt yourself

-- April 26, 2008
Sock Cum

Get a sock and ejaculate into it. This alone is a powerful
masturbation technique for me. But then reload and wait a few
minutes and masturbate into the wet sock full of the cum from
before. Its warm and gives an ejaculation thatll put you to sleep. Its
amazing!!

-- April 27, 2008
solenoid stroker

Being an electronics engineer, I made up an electrical penis
stroker. It has a plastic pipe with internal diameter of 38mm (OK
for me). This has a steel sleeve on its outer plus plastic packers
either side. This fits inside a three coil assembly. The three coils
are turned on in a particular way so that the inner tube is caused to
slide up and down about three inches with each stroke.Its speed is
adjustable also. I mount this on a 45 degree angle support to match
my penis angle. When my wife is out for a few hours, I know I am
free to really get on with my absolutely thrilling penis massage.
This machine will do up to 5 strokes a second.It is just so
incredibly good to just have to stand there and do nothing while
this tireless little machine goes flat out up and down on my penis.It
is also very quiet. Even though my wife and I have mutual
masturbation sessions, I still love solo masturbation.The feeling

obtained from these sessions is just incredible! This puts me in a
paradise of sexual bliss unmatched by any other activity.

-- April 27, 2008
Fun way to cum and no clean up

While you are wanting to jack off (i do most of it in the bathroom)
go into the bathroom and get some lube or do it dry. get hard and
sit on the toilet on the seat backwards when you are just about to
climax lean forward and cum into the water it is great. just flush
and it goes away!!!!!

-- April 28, 2008
motorised penis massager

I have made up a little machine for stroking my penis.It uses a
small 60 watt electric motor. This has a 1.5 inch diameter pulley on
it which belt drives a 6 inch diameter pulley disc.The disc has a pin
near the outer edge. This pin fits through a slot in a rocker arm. On
the end of the rocker arm is attached a pivoted pipe with internal
diameter of one and five eigths inch. When powered up, this pipe
goes up and down with a two and a half inch stroke. I place the
unit on the bathroom cabinet, which just happens to be at exactly
the right height. I lube up my penis and the inside of the pipe, then
slide my penis into the pipe. With the power on, the pipe strokes
my penis up and down at up to five strokes a second. I have used
this great little machine for over twentyfive years and it has given
me untold pleasure. This gives me such incredible bliss and intense
happiness that I wish others could also experience this feeling.It
puts me in paradise and makes me feel a million dollars! It is so

much easier than the sweat of intercourse and your back doesn't
suffer.

-- May 1, 2008
pill bottle

take your penis and put it in a pill bottle. move the bottle up and
down. this really gives you a good sensation as if you are fucking
your girlfriend.and the sperm gets into the bottle and doesn't get on
anything.

-- May 1, 2008
Between The Thighs

My first ever masturbation was this way. This is hands free
masturbation (lube optional)...While sitting on the toilet, use your
hips to thrust your erection back and forth between your thighs,
while clenching your thighs together, squezzing your penis. It's
easy clean-up when you ejaculate, because you can just let it go
into the toilet when ready.

-- May 2, 2008
anal stimulation

this is an advanced method and one that when perfected, will really
get you off, if you enjoy slight pressure on you asshole. you will

need the bathroom and the plunger. naked, sit on the toilet stratling
it, facing the tank. this takes leg strength and some balance. you
balls should hang just off the seat of the toilet, in the bowl. this
stimulates the taint very nicely as the toilet seat in usually cool.
typical stokes combined with rocking your balls and taint will
produce a strong orgasm. add a plunger to this and you are really
going to get off.

if you place the plunger at an angle so it is pointing up at your ass,
you can use it while rocking back and forth, to stimulate you
rectum and prostate. I use a baby wipe to cover the handle of the
plunger both for cleanlyness and comfort.

-- May 5, 2008
NO TOUCH CUM

When you're in the shower, switch to the fastest pulsing mode. Get
yourself good and hard. I like to stick my wife Ban roll on up my
ass. It's shape will keep it in and not fall out while you get off. Run
the pulsing spray up and down tha base of your penis. As your
nearing ectasy, keep it under the tip. Soon your load will just
bubble forth without any stroking. It is an awsome feeling when it
throbs and begins to pump all by itself. Your ass will clamp so
tight on the roll on, sometimes I just grab my penis and pump
another load off. I have blown it on the roll on and used my cum as
a lube to slide it back in again.

-- May 5, 2008
dangling crawl

Get on your hands and knees maked so that your balls are dangling
(must have erection ) rub in a circulalar motion with one hand and
keep in the crawling possition with the other. its intense!

-- May 6, 2008
nylon stocking orpantyhose on penis

I'm 70 been using nylons or pantyhose on my penis since 13. when
you cum they catch your load. Favorite way is to powder my balls
and penis. I put a penis ring around my penis to hold my foreskin
back [I'm not cut] sometimes I put a rubber band around my balls
so they get sensitive also.I slide the nylon or pantyhose slowly
down over my penis till the head is in the toe,then I hold the nylon
down with one hand while I stroke the head with the other.
Sometimes I just put my fist around the head and slowly pull the
nylon off my penis .The sensation is marvelous .Then I repeat by
pulling the nylon back down my penis.sometimes just the feel of
the nylon sliding over the head is enough to bring on an orgasm
with out pumping with my fist.When I still had a wife ,she knew of
my fetish and would join in by jerking me off this way.

-- May 7, 2008
addie orgasm

Warning! use caution on adderall consumption and make sure you
are healthy enough to engage in this type of masturbation.

This could possibly be the best self orgasm possible and lasts for
hours!! Take between 10 to 40 mg of adderall 45 minutes before
starting. Once the adderall affects start to hit start looking at porn
while stroking your penis. Once you have achieved an erection, put
in a tobacco dip in your mouth. I personally like grizzly
wintergreen the best. Once the nicotine buzz kicks in this is the
start of the best feeling masturbation session possible. Lube your
penis and start jacking off, or get out your vibrator (my personal
choice) and go to town looking at porn. It will instantly feel very
close to orgasm but will last anywhere from 20 min to 3 hours until
you actually cum depending on how the adderall effects you. The
whole time is amazing and the orgasm is EXPLOSIVE!!!! this
technique makes you hornier then hell.

-- May 9, 2008
banana peel HOT

Tried the technique using a banana peel utilizing most any
described method, it is VERY HOT. I noticed the unused whole
banana lying close by, so I situated myself in front of a full length
mirror, legs spread wide, and crefully inserted the banana into my
anus. This insertion caused a mega gush of pre cumm, which tasted
delicious being tinted with banana!! The continued masturbation
with banana peel produce the most and best tasting cum I have
ever had!!!

-- May 10, 2008

Plastic wrap Crisco Shortening

I tear off an 18 piece of plastic wrap and sit on one end of the
plastic (any soft plastic bag will do; the thinner the plastic, the
nicer it feels; just open the bag up along the seams). Pulling the
other end between my legs, I place a teaspoon of Crisco shortening
on the plastic by my penis, and grabbing my penis with the plastic,
work the Crisco around my penis until it softens. Then I jerk off
until I cum.

As a circumcised male, the plastic wrap act a bit like a foreskin,
sliding up & down my dick with the Crisco as lube. The Crisco
works well, because, being non water-soluble, it doesn't dry up,
and I can masturbate for 30 minutes (and more) before cumming.
Clean-up is easy: after I cum, I just wrap up the plastic with the
Crisco/cum mix inside, and toss it in the bin.

I discovered this method as a teenager, and after many years of
masturbation, trying many other methods, this is still my favourite.

To enhance my pleasure, I sometimes wrap one of my wife's knee
socks around the base of my penis over the plastic, to form a
makeshift penis ring. The plastic gets stretched tightly around my
balls and the sensation is exquisite!

-- May 10, 2008

Bananas

Eat a banana keeping the skin intact as possible. Get hard. Then
wanke using the banana. The banana provides a lube so no friction
and if cut up right catches all your cum for easy disposal. Also try
warming the banana.

-- May 18, 2008
31

I used to have this seven or eight inch long by an inch diameter
glass cigar tube that while in the shower I would insert the closed
side up my rectum taking in as much of it as I possibly could.
Laying down on my back in the tub and inserting it without letting
any water into it first then once I had it as far up as I could I'd
submerge myself in the water and let the liquid fill the tube while
in my ass. The sensation is really out of this world. Different
temperatures offer a variety of results. I used to fuck myself with it
til I came without using my hands to masturbate. You gotta be
careful though, it can be extremely addicting.

-- May 22, 2008
male clit rub

after you have a pretty big hard on lick the middle of the underside
of your index finger. Then with your other hand grab your penis
just below the had and pull down so that the skin is tight. Then
with your licked finger rub it in a circular motion. You will orgasm
in seconds

-- May 25, 2008
miror masturbation

the best way I like to masturbate is to make I am all alone then I
get naked stand in front of a big miror an rub my penis and balls
till I get a full erection then I start to jackoff till I almost cum then I
stop for a while then I start again this time I cant stop I shoot a big
powerful load I do this 3 to 4 times a week an I cum every time as
I am 75 yrs old but I have been jacking off since I was ten yrs old

-- May 26, 2008
Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plug

One of my favorites is using my Vibrating inflatable butt plug
inserted in the anus using a fairly liberal amount of lube I prefer
KY or AstroGlide. Once the butt plug is fully inserted you now
pump up the butt plug to what ever thickness you desire. I like it
fully inflated to give me that filled up feeling. I will usually lay
back on the bed and proceed to stroke my penis nice and slowly to
get things started usually the vibrator is set on low at this point. I
then ramp things up by increasing the speed of the vibrator and
increase my stroking. Next step is to start clenching and unclench
the but plug sort of a pulsation will occur. I have found that if you
control both the speed of the vibrator and the speed of your stroke
you can make the session last as long as you like. Once I cum I DO
NOT remove the plug right away. I have found that sometimes if
you leave it inserted another erection will occure.

-- May 30, 2008
Kinkyfantasyclimax

This can be done anywhere,eg.Home,Work,Friends
House,Relatives House,Night Out,etc.It involves waiting for
someone you fancy or fantasize about use the toilet,then when they
come out you go in(if it's from a womens toilet & cubicle,don't get
caught going in.)Then what I like to do is rest my penis on the seat
& as you push it down onto the seat with your palms,thrust your
hips back & forth.I do this all around the seat whilst thinking about
their bare arse n'thighs that've just been on it.It's usualy best done
when you are feeling really,horny, turned-on &/or,dirty,as you tend
to cum quicker.I go all around the seat,then stop at the front.Get
your penis as far over it as you can so your balls are pressing down
onto the front edge of the seat & again thrust back & forth.I like to
do this after my Mother in law,Sisters in law or niece has been.The
idea of thrusting my penis far forwards is,it's about where their
pussy would be.I imagine that my penis is jabbing against their
streaming pussies which usually gets me cumming.......And with
you ejaculating into the pan,there's no cleaning up to do(even if
i've shot onto the seat I don't bother)

-- May 31, 2008
Circular Pleasure

well what I do is with or without boxers on it doesnt matter, you
get your penis hard and you use a circular motion of ur hand (only
the wrist, not the whole arm, let the wrist do all the work) while the
tip of the penis is on the center of your palm, it feels pretty
awsome.

-- June 1, 2008
Stacking Pillows

stand facing your bed, couch, etc., stack pillows until they are high
enough to where you can lay your erection on it. make sure the
pillow just below your penis is soft and smooth. then put another
soft and smooth pillow on top of your erection. put a little pressure
on the top pillow and start humping. this will work much better if
the soft pillows you use are slightly stiffer than like a down
pillow.(this way the cover does not move around and it feels way
better). hope you like it!!

-- June 1, 2008
Long Neck Bottles

first start off getting a plastic bottle with a slightly long neck (ex:
iced tea bottle), about wide enough for your penis. its okay if it
might be a little tight. instead of trying to stick your oenis into the
opening, cut the bittle in half at the end of the neck just after it
starts to flare out and get wider.(use razor blade and then sand
edges nice and smooth) you may have to cut off the threads on the
neck if that part gets a little narrower and you dont fit through it
nicely.

so now you have a smooth cylinder that fits over your erction,
possibly with ridges on the inside(iced tea bottles do)that stimulate
even more. mastubate with that for a change. a lot of work, but for
something different. if you cut off the treads from the neck, you
can smooth that up and stick on as homemade penis ring: just

another fun way to masturbate and mix things up.

-- June 3, 2008
penis insertions

I found that I love penis insertion while masturbating. I have used
various metal type pins. The best one I found is a metal knitting
needle. I put on a penis ring and after sterilizing the object I insert
it into my penis. At first I used short pins, but the knitting needle is
about 6-7 long and I've inserted it completely. I hold the tip and
slide it in and out, which gives a great sensation, the I'll masturbate
til I'm read to cum. I then pull it out and finish shooting my load all
over.

-- June 4, 2008
Oral Masturbation

First if your not flexible. Do crunches like 200, and 20 push ups,
and streches to your toes for 15 sec 4 times. Also I suggest at least
a 7 in penis to do this unless you are really flexible. After your
done. Get your penis erect fully. Then you should be able to bend
down and suck at least the head all the way. If you cannot do it this
way lay on your back an through your legs over your head when
you have an erect penis and suck it. Then after or before orgasm
choose to either spit or swallow.

-- June 4, 2008
pc masturbation

I realy love to masturbate I started when I was about eleven yrs old
an I could get an erection an cum at the drop of a hat but now I am
alot older so I sit in front of my pc when I am all alone because my
wife dont I love to masturbate I get naked an read these storys an
play my penis till I get a big erection then I stroke it very slow till I
get some precum start to leaking out I catch it with fingers an lick
it off I am very hot blooded then I stop for a while read annother
story an storke some more now I am getting some cum starting to
flow now I am getting so hot I am going to cum a big load an I
dont want to waste it I love it I do this about 3 to 4 times a week
sometimes I will do it twice a day if I get the chance because I am
70 years old an I dearly love to stroke my 8 inch penis

-- June 5, 2008
Pipe Insulation Jacking

Go to your local hardware store and buy a length of black pipe
insulation (The smooth kind). 2. Cut to length. If you can only find
the kind that is cut down the center use duct tape to close the seam.
3. Lube and enjoy.

The best thing about this is that you can apply as much pressure as
as your like as you stroke. For a added variation put rubber bands
along various lengths of the love tube and slip between a matress,
couch, etc.

-- June 5, 2008
Fantasy Sandwich

I have a technique / fantasy which I enjoy for masturbation. I use a
very firm, slick surface pillow and a wide base vibrator dildo. I
start on my back masturbating. Soon after, I get on my knees and
begin slowly humping the pillow with long strokes. The pillow
held firmly between my knees maintains excellent pressure against
my penis. The sensation is just like missionary position sex. Then,
I insert the well lubricated vibrating dildo into my ass. The wide
base helps hold it in place once I've inserted the entire length. It's
like being sandwiched in a bi-sexual 3-way. This technique gives
me the most explosive cum ever.

-- June 6, 2008
flashlight vagina simulator

take a flashlight, open it up leave it empty. take a sock roll it up
like a donut put a latex glove in it with a rubber band to make it
nice n tight, slide the end of the sock into the empty flashlight and
pump away you can also put it into your mattress and fuck it that
way great pleasure.

-- June 6, 2008
27 sponge variation

Get the largest synthetic sponge you can find...usually in the

automotive section of a big store (Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart, etc.).
Take a bath towel and fold it along its length three times, making a
strip about 4-inches wide. Lay towel on a flat surface (bed, floor).
Take a latex glove and lay it across the middle of the sponge with
the opening of the glove hanging over one edge. Be sure to extend
glove fingers or you risk stretching and breaking the glove. Roll
the sponge over the glove, and stretch the glove opening over the
end of the rolled sponge. You may wish to secure the glove
opening with a rubber band. Use a rubber band or other elastic
band to close the other end over the glove fingers. Then place the
rolled-up sponge on one end of the towel and roll towel tightly
around sponge, with the glove-opening end protruding a bit.
Arrange glove-sponge-towel combo in any fashion to
accommodate your preferences and lube yourself and the glove-
opening with KY or Crisco. DO NOT USE VASELINE or any
other petroleum based lube, as it will cause the latex (another
petroleum product) to break down, and the glove will break!

When finished, your stuff is nicely contained in the glove, and
easily thrown away.

-- June 6, 2008
Skin Twister

I discovered years ago that, while erect, if I take thumb and
forefinger to the underside of my penis, about halfway between
head and balls, and then gently squeeze the loose skin there (I'm
cut) and twist, I can drastically shorten the time to orgasm. Hence,
I try to avoid doing this, but it does feel quite nice.

-- June 7, 2008
no penis orgasm

I don't have a penis anymore because of an accident but I still have
been able to have an orgasm an shoot cum from what's left. By just
using a lot of lube and rubbing my fingers around my stubby I can
realy make a intense sensations like women have by playing with
their clit. By using my forefinger and thumb just rubbing together
the stub and my balls will get me real hard fast and shooting cum
out on me and my face. I'm still havin fun with it.

-- June 8, 2008
Having an orgasm without a penis

I lost most of my penis in an accident when I was real young. But
that never stopped me from exploring other ways to get off. The
best for me is to get my crotch real wet with body oil an start by
rubbing it all around paying close attention to my testicles
mmmmm. Much like how women get off. Then I start pinchin my
little stub until it stiffins up, and it does well. Than I start circlung
my fingers around it. I feels so good once it get fully hard that
most times I cum in just 2 minutes. By pinchin it tight I can get my
cum to shoot in my face,mmmmm. That's what I guy does when he
doesn't have a penis like me, or a real small one.

-- June 10, 2008
self sucker

I realy like to masturbate a lot but I am very limber so one day I
was going to try too suck myself I am in my fortys I layed down on
the floor an raised my legs up on the bed an rolled back my penis
was very hard it was very close to my lips my penis is ten inches
long I kept moving around till I got the head in my mouth an
started to suck it was not to long I had at least three inches in my
mouth it felt so good I sucked very slow an easy for a little while
then my balls got very tight an I knew I was about to cum so I
started to suck faster an harder then I blew my whole load in my
mouth it was great I kept on sucking till was dry now I suck myself
all the time there is nothing like it I can now get about half of my
penis in my mouth

-- June 11, 2008
1

sit on floor yoga style lube up the bottom of both feet,penis and
palm of non dominate hand,place index finger outside big toe and
pinkey outside other big toe other two fingers should between both
big toes rest outside of hand on sides of feet to form a pocket.and
insert member. proper placement of fingers and pressure on the
feet can produce a sucking action.enjoy!

-- June 13, 2008
the push out

most techniques that are intended to allow multiple orgasms
always talk about contracting the pc muscle, or the base of the
penis. I've found that by pushing out with my pelvic muscles, and
relaxing the base of my penis I orgasm without ejaculating.

-- June 14, 2008
Crab Pinchers

hold the skin on the sides of your penis with the thumb and
fingertip of both hands below your head, but with some space, dont
wanna rub your head with your thumbs, as this doesnt do anything,
for me, at least.. pinch one set closed so your penis moves towards
the hand not moving, then do the same with the hand opposite of
the one you just did. alternate between the two. one, opposite,
opposite, opposite. left, right, left, right. its like crab pinchers. your
penis should easily move side to side. if it doesnt, either you're not
holding the skin right or you're trying to grab the penis itself. only
the bunch of foreskin right under your head. the skin wider than
any other part of your penis when you're not hard. pinch it, but not
hard enough to hurt. when you pinch one hand, your penis should
move into the other pincher. hen close that one so your penis
moves into the one previously closed. so here's how it should be:

( = open left pincher )=open right pincher (closed left pincher
)closed right pincher O=penis head

1. (O ) 2. ( O) 3. (O ) 4. ( O)

keep going like that as fast or slow as you want. for the quickest
orgasm, lay on your back, clench your thighs, and thrust up your
penis without lifting your midsection off of whatever your laying

on. then go as fat as you can, or fairly fast. you'll cum in a minute
or so. max maybe 2 mins. or cum in less than a minute, depending
on what you do and how fast you go.

going slow = longer till orgasm not clenching thighs and thrusting
up = longer till orgasm.

-- June 18, 2008
47 circumcised variation

For this variation you do not need lube but you can use it if you
want. First get yourself hard however you want. Then use your
thumb and index finger to grip just below the ridge of the head and
start moving your hand up and down the shaft just where you've
gripped. if your loose cut sometimes skin bunches up and gets in
the way but for a more intense wank try repositioning further up
the shaft. for uncut guys this variation may be too intense. happy
wanking ;)

-- June 18, 2008
glans nipple stimulation

Start by lightly stimulating both nipples untill you get an erection.
Then lightly run thumb and index finger over the glans. Try to
stimulate the glans lightly enough that the muscles in the base of
the penis do not contract, jerk, or respond in any way. Then go
back to stimulating the nipples and as you stimulate them become
aware of the sensations that are occurring in and around your
testes. Then go back to stimulate the glans. With stimulation the

nerve endings in the glans become temporarily less sensitive and
you may stimulate the glans a little harder with each glans nipple
cycle. With every return to the nipples feel the sensations of your
testes. meditate on relaxing any tension around the testes. Imagine
their conduits opening, swelling, and sending sperm. Eventually
concentrate on rubbing the glans with a continuous thumb index
finger movement always just below the level where the muscles in
the base of the penis react.

-- June 20, 2008
wooly mamouth

get into bed and take off your clothes. rub the tip of your penis on
your sheets or comforter untill you have an orgasm. but it will get
hot and very sensitve! but is so worth it! it will be the best orgy
you will eva have! I luv doing it this way and you may know it as a
variation of the rosy palm only better! ENJOY!

-- June 21, 2008
sheroy's method

Make your penis hard as you can .Stretch the skin of the testis balls
between your legs and fix the streched end of the skin in the ass
hole .then with your hand ,move the whole part of the testis ball
back between your legs.After several doing,the skin wii stretch and
wii be easy to keep the whole in the ass(not inside ass hole-just
inside the buttocks)Now your fore skin will be completely stretch
back and your penis looks like a red long banana.Take some oil in
your hands and rub on your fore skinless penis / you can rub in
your bed ,lying on your bed facing down,by moving up and down.

By Sheroy

-- June 21, 2008
DIY Masturbation Sleeve

I used an old pice of neoprene waders and cut off a sheet of
neoprene big enough to wrap around my penis. I found to get the
sizing right I needed to wrap it around my penis erect and then tape
it into a tube with some packing tape. Roll one end inside out and
you get a nice entrance, tape in place. Generously lube it all up and
see how it feels - you can add more tape to tighten it up. Or unroll
and start again. Again with your penis inside as far as you can
reach (or almost), fold the end over and tape in place to give
yourself a perfect sized fake vagina.

I placed mine under a large roll bag on the edge of the bed and
humped it doggy style. Best orgasm I've had since my girlfriend
went frigid on me a few months ago!

You'll need to take it apart to clean up properly but then no-one
will guess what it is.

-- June 21, 2008
masturbation lover

I love to masturbate any way I can whean I am alone I will
masturbate 7 to8 times a day I am very hot blooded one way I like
to masturbate is to take a warm eniema about 2 to 3 quarts it gives
me rock hard erection I jack very slow up to the point I am about
to cum then I stop for a while then I rub my penis very soft till my
balls start to tingle an I know I am about to explode then I get on
the tolet an expell at the same time I cum it feels so great I shoot
4to5 spurts that I catch in my hand an lick an eat it I always eat my
cum it makes me feel young then I have to rest for a while then I
rub and stroke my penis till I get hard then I masturbate again this
time when I shoot my load it leaves me very weak

-- June 23, 2008
anal

You do not have to be gay to do this as I am perfectly str8. I
usually use my right hand to fist my penis. After I get hard I stick
my left fore finger and inject in my ass. I move it around until my
finger is pointing at me. Then I push real hard and usually start to
cum. Try It!

-- June 24, 2008
love my cum

I realy like to masturbate a lot I have masturbated every way I can
think of till I read the story about self sucker so I thought I would
try it I am a lot older than forty but I wanted to try it anyway I got
down the floor put my legs up on the bed rolled back but my penis
is not as long as his was it was about 3 inches from my mouth so I
started to stroke myself it was realy feeling good my balls started

to tingle an grow tight I knew I was about to cum I opened my
mouth an a great catch I got my whole load in my mouth it tasted
so good irolled around in my mouth before I swallod it I realy
loved the taste I think I will wait about 2 hours an go for another
load I will never waste my cum again I love it so try it

-- June 25, 2008
forehand backhand

For male masturbation your right hand should be on the front of
your penis but with the back of your hand. Your left hand should
be at the bottom of your penis forehand. You don't need lube for
this but you could use it if you want, also you cold use this method
anywhere. But using you right backhand on the front of your penis
and your left forehand on the back of your penis, stroke up and
down

-- June 27, 2008
Page 1.

I have many ways I like to masturbate and I will tell you them
now.

1. FIST- First I lay down or sit in a chair. I get my dick out and
wiggle it until it gets hard. Then I make a fist with either my left
hand or right hand. I can do either way. Then I grab my penis an
put my hand at the base of my dick. Then I just start going up and

down so that the skin goes over the head. This method ussally
takes me about 10 mineuts untill I cum. I don't cum as much this
was. I am a shooter and this way I only shoot it like 5 inchs and
like 1-3 blobs of cum. This is the way I do it when I am kinda tired
but want to blow a quick load.

2. FIST WITH LUBE- I do this method when I am really horny
because if I want, I can beat by penis really fast. It is almost like
just the fist method exept for after you penis is really hard, put
some type of lub on it. I use spit or lotion. Sometimes oils, like
almond or peanut but they can be hard to clean up. Now with your
penis hard and lubbed, grab it and start going up an down. Most
the time I use my non-jacking hand and push down at the base of
my penis so that my jacking hand is directly in the shaft or head.
Also try flipping you hand over so that your thunb and index finger
and at the base of your penis. Then pump your penis up and down.
When I do it this way sometimes I can shoot 4 or 5 feet and like 5-
7 large blobs cum out. I cum the most when using this method.

3. STOP AND GO- You can use both methods about to do the
Stop-and- go. When your dick is getting close to cumming, just
stop everything for as long as you can stand. I ussally can't keep
my hand off my hard penis for more then a minute. Just do this a
couple of time untill you get tired then just go all the way and blow
your cum. I cum like 2-3 feet when I do it this way. 2-3 Large
blobs of cum.

4. SHOWER- Agian, you can do all of the above method while in
the shower. Most the time I sit down while jacking off in the

shower. I also like to turn the shower head on the massage sprayer
or the one that pushes the water out the hardest. Once your penis is
hard, hold the sprayer a few inches about your penis and aim it on
your head. Sometimes it can kinda hurt so move it around untill it
feels good. If you use lub, the sprayer won't work. As for the lub,
just grab some body wash or shampoo. I buy dollar store shampoo
and I use it only for stroking my penis in the shower. I can't tell
how much I cum while in the shower due to the water washing it
away but most the time I can tell it is a lot. On time I turned off the
water right before I blow my load and I shot 3 blobs of cum almost
the the top of the curtain and a hube blob shot up and landed right
in my face. That was weird.

5. MASSAGER- I have a back massager that has many different
speeds and patterns. It has 2 knobs that can move sidways. I get
my penis really hard and turn on the massager. I put my penis in
between the massaging heads and turn it on the highest speed. I
move it up and down just a little bit on the shaft of my penis. This
will make you blow yor cum very fast. Sometime if I know I won't
have a chance to jack off for a while I will yse the massager. I did
it 2 days ago while my friend just pulled up and we were gonna go
fishing. I blew a quick load and went fish'n. My record is less then
a minute while using the massager. I ussally cum all over my chest
and I cum 5-6 blobs. About 1 in every 10 times I do it this way, it
shots me in the face.

All of these methods with work if you penis is small (3-4 inchs),
medium(5-6 inches), large (7-8) or huge (9+). Circumsized or not.
If your a new jacker or if you have blown a few loads before.

I have never really been into making things that feel like a pussy
but use your imagination if your into that.

I hope that these methods will help you to have an amazing jack
off time. Once you have mastered these methods, you will cum
alot and you will be a master jacker... Like Me!!!

Just writing this gave me a hard penis. I think I will go use method
2. Its my favorite.

Go look in the pictures. I have sent in a few pictures of my penis.

Have fun playing with your dick and blowing your loads

~*JACK OFF KING*~

-- July 2, 2008
CAUTION WITH THE ICY HOT

So.... I got all sexual and decided to put some icyhot on my sack
and taint as I masterbated. I just finished and I have to say the
intense burning freaked me out. It was hot (literally and
figuratively), but go easy... a dab will do ya! And uh, unless you r

really into pain don't put it on the penis, I'm greatful I didn't.

-- July 3, 2008
rubbing pleasure

I realy like to masturbate a lot I always make sure I will be alone
for a long while then I get naked I love being naked I set out in the
sun an rub my penis an balls till get a big hard erection then I
stroke my penis very slow an easy to get some precum to start to
oozing out I catch it my finger an lick it offi do this till I am about
to cum then I stop an tease my penis by lightly touching the shaft
an balls after a while I stroke my penis slow an easy again till my
balls start to tingle an get tight I know I am about to blow my load
I catch my cum in hand so I can put in my mouth an roll it around
with my tongue an taste it be fore I swallow it I will do this 2or3
times a day because I love the taste of my cum so try it sometime
you might like it

-- July 4, 2008
THE FLAT-HAND JACKHAMMER

Lie on your back with your knees slightly bent and legs slightly
spread. Aim your penis up toward your head. Hold one hand flat
and place it on the underside of your penis so the tip of your
middle finger is at the spot where your penis meets your scrotum.
The heel of your hand should be on the underside of the penis
head. Now move your hand in a straight up-and-down motion, so
everything jiggles; do not rub, just jiggle. Start off slowly and
gradually speed up so you're jiggling as fast as you can.

-- July 6, 2008
33 Pillow Humping

This one tops them all! Take a nice down sleeping bag and place a
kittchen garbage bag over the end of the sleeping bag. Pull the
garbage bag tight by rolling up the bottom of the bag. I use duct
tape and tap it tight at the bottom. Not a lot of tape! Then take and
roll up the sleeping bag nice and tight. I take a bunge cord and
wrap it around the sleeping bag and place it back in the bag. At one
end,the center is your new favorite pussy,asshole or mouth! Lube
up,mans best friend. I fucked water mellons and other items this
blowes me a away!. Clean up? New Garbage Bag wash sleeping
bag take with you where ever you go!

-- July 7, 2008
Fantastic masturbation

First off you get REALLY hard. I usually just smack it around a
little then look at porn. With the opposite hand you normally use,
wrap your fingers evenly as you can about 1/4 way down your
shaft. Grip tightly or softly doesn't matter, and bring skin up over
your penishead, (Glans). Do it really fast and eventually you will
cum EVERYWHERE. I have used htis technique since I was like 7
and it is AMAZING. Try it!

-- July 10, 2008
shower plug

I like to shower with someting in my asshole. But they like to pop
out. I noticed my wifes Ban had a taperd shape, it'll stay inserted
nicely. I've soaped it too. I've cum 3 times in one shower with it.

-- July 11, 2008
Lay Down and Cum

So what I do is, strip to a pair of briefs, it helps stimulate so use
briefs. Then lay down, on a bed, floor, whatever. Put your right
arm down to your left leg, to the penis is next the forearm, and then
put your left arm where you like. Then just rub your penis on your
forearm. Great sensation.

Enjoy

-- July 14, 2008
Hand-Wrap w Bent Thumb

first, casually place your hand on top of your penis while you are
laying on your back. then, wrap your fingers around your hard
dick. make sure your palm is mostly on top along with your thumb
and bend your thumb so that it is resting on your index finger so it
can stimulate your glans. flex your penis while you move your
hand up and down as fast or slow as you want. This also works
well if you grab your balls with your free hand and put your
middle finger in your anus and either keep it still or move it in and
out. With this method, my cum shoots all across my chest and over

my shoulder.

-- July 15, 2008
Panty Hose Sleeve

My Favorite. Need Scissors and Panty hose. The best are used ones
with a little fem. odor.

1. Take a pair of control top hose, cut the legs off right at the top
where it meets the thicker material. 2. Cut a tiny hole in the lined
crotch area that your penis will fit through. Some experimenting
might be necessary. 3. Roll the legs down forming a small 2-4 sock
with a donut of the excess leg material. Put this over your penis
and pop your balls through the donut along with your penis. It
forms a nice ring below your balls and holds them nicely. When
erect you want the material to be stretched. 4. Now pull on the
panties and insert your erect penis through the small hole and pop
your balls through the same hole. Experiment with hole size. The
donut will stay inside the panties while your penis and balls will
hang out.

When done right it will look like one perfectly fitted garment What
a great feeling to stroke yourself through this slippery sleeve.

I like to wear this all day, becoming erect quite frequently
throughout the day.

-- July 15, 2008
Electric toothbrush

I like to prolong the buildup to orgasm. I take an ordinary electric
toothbrush with the vibrating head held to the sweet spot under and
just below the glans. The vibrations are subtle and it might take
concentration to bring it on. But the intensity and length of orgasm
is worth the effort! I cannot help but be vocal during this intense
orgasm so be wary of who might hear you. I love this technique! It
must really burn alot of calories due to the intensity. I feel so weak
afterwards, I have to lay down.

-- July 16, 2008
Basic bed rubbing

I think the best way is to get naked or just pull your pants down
and lay on the bed, on your stomach, rubbing your penis between
your sheets and stomach reaching down with both hands to rub
your balls and penis as needed. With your hands down there you
can cum in your hand and not have to worry about the mess.

-- July 17, 2008
slow stroker

I love to masturbate I have in as many ways I can think of now I
make sure that I will be alone for 5 to 6 hours I get naked get some

porn on the pc I like to watch two men having sex it realy turns me
on I get real hard then I start to stroking my penis real slow I mean
very slow while watching these two men fuck I get to the point I
am going to cum stop an watch my penis jerk till it subsides then I
ligthly touch my balls an inner legs close to my asscrack for a
while then I start to slow stroke my penis again I do this for 2 or 3
hours by this time my balls start to tingle an get real tight I know I
am about to cum an when I do I shoot a huge load 4 or 5 big spurts
then iam so relaxed I clean up my cum an put it in mouth roll it
around an then sallow it I cant waste it for I am 75 years old I love
to masturbate an cum so try it

-- July 17, 2008
Tasty cum

I've been using the lay on your back and throw the legs over your
head method of cumming in my mouth for awhile now, but once I
came, the taste turned me off and I couldn't swallow it. Then I
decided to use something to flavor it. You can use a fruit drink,
Kool-aid, or even a melted popcicle. Jack off as you normally
would, when you feel your getting close, take a small sip of your
drink and hold it under your tongue. Lay on your back, throw your
legs up, and finish off. The little bit of fruit drink under your
tongue will hide most of the cum flavor and you'll be able to
swallow it.

-- July 22, 2008
page 10 the boxer rub

To do this technique you get erect and then push your penis in
between your legs with your boxers or briefs on. Then you just
start rubbing the top of your penis until you ejaculate. I always
have a great orgasm when I do this. you can also try this with
denim, leather or whatever you would like.

-- July 22, 2008
slow jerker

I masturbate a lot it feels so good I get some porn on the pc then I
get a big erection when I am alone I get naked an jerk my penis
real slow I do this for about half an hour when I am about to cum I
stop till the urge subsides then I start again an the precum is
starting to flow I wipe it off with my fingers an lick it off now I
realy start to stroke an jerk real slow it dont take long then for me
to cum a huge load I do this every chance I get for I love to cum an
I love to masturbate I have been jacking off for 60 yrs and it is
great

-- July 24, 2008
small penis masturbation

I take an empty toilet paper roll.I take a plastic bag and push it
through the toilet paper roll and secure it with two rubber bands. I
lube up the inside with vaseline. Than I push my penis inside and
hump. It feels like a real vagina. You need a small thin penis for
this to work well

-- July 25, 2008
GrabHold And Stop and Go

Using the basic full fist technique, grab the testicles and hold them
at the same time while using the stop and go technique.

-- July 28, 2008
dreamer

I realy like masturbate I have done it about every way I can think
of I have been jacking off since I was 11 years old now I am a lot
older I dont think I am gay but latley I close my eyes an dream
about another man is playing with my penis I touch my stomach
very lighty my inner thighs balls an penis shaft till I am rock
hardan stroke my penis very slow an easy till I am about to cum I
watch my penis jerk an dance then I put in my mind that this man
is sucking me I keep my eyes closed I shoot my load on my
stomach it makes me so relaxed I scoop up my cum eat it I am so
happy that I can still cum for I am 70 yrs old an love to masturbate
as I did when I was 11 yrs old its the greastest feeling ever

-- August 1, 2008
pillow pump

I'm in my late 50's I have taught this method to my kids when they
turned 13 all you do is wrap your pillow around ur penis and pump
like there is no tomarrow NOTE:use a silk pillow case it feels
amazing My boys loved it and do the method with me when ever

they come over to my house (they are now in there 30's)

-- August 2, 2008
on stomach

lay on stomach, don't be qutie hard yet. lube penis. push penis
down to point head between your legs (like toward between your
knees. become as hard as you can. if you can, reach down behind
your back and grab penis with as much of your hand as you can.
your wrist or forearm or thumb or some part of the arm reaching
down will lay on taop of your ass for extra stimulation. you can
experiment with how close and/or much you want to put something
in your ass. now jack-off; the orgasm seems to last forever and has
quite a different feel as there is so much pressure on the 'front' side
down on the mattress. I also used a touch vibrator to help me reach
my penis (and of course for stimulation on it)

-- August 3, 2008
jacking off lover

I just love to masturbate I think its the greastest feeling ever my
wife does not know I masturbate we do have sex about once a
week I still like to stroke my penis when she is away for about 5 or
6 hours get naked I like to be naked I will look at my self in the
mirror an admire my penis an balls I hold my balls with one hand
rub my penis with my other hand till I get a big erectionthen I
slowly stroke till my balls get tight an I amabout to cum I stop I
want the pleasure to last for a while I do this for about 2 or 3 hours
till I cant stand it an the build up to cum is so great that I have to

cum I shoot three to four spurts in my hand I quickly put it in my
mouth an roll it around with my tougne before I swallow it I love
the taste of it an dont want waste it I am alone now an so hot that I
am about to cum so I guess I will oh oh I just did what a feeling an
it taste so great

-- August 6, 2008
Plug-It

I've stimulated my own penis with my mouth and with many things
in my ass.. so I want you to try. I am a STRAIGHT male, so note
that this isn't just for gays.

1: First, you have the option of doing this while in the shower for
the added sensation of the water, or alone on a bed. I find it better
in the shower. 2: Start off with an erotic way to get your penis
throbbing. Like screaming and rubbing it, or urinating on yourself.
The possibilities are endless. 3: After that, try to raise your legs
and slide on your back the lowest you can (on the floor of your
bath/shower tub). If your penis is over around 6 inches you can
lick it ever so slightly. Over 8 you can probably suck it. Feels
amazing. 4:Now, get anything with a handle to hold on to and
something small (but big). Lbue it up, and gently shove it in your
anus. Keep doing it until it feels that you can't shove it in anymore.
That's where we start. 5: Remove the item from your anus and
clean it if there is anything on it. (Repeat as neccesary) 6: That
point of no return in the anus? I want you to force it a LITTLE into
there. Not much. I believe that's the G-Spot in males. Not sure. 7:
Continue sucking/licking and playing with your hole until you
come. You have the choice of eating it, playing with it, etc.

EXTRA: You can also play with your anus without the
suck/licking. True story.

-- August 6, 2008
Cinnamon insertion

I doubt anyone has described this before but here goes. I love to
edge! I bring myself to precum for hours and sometimes days,
without cumming. When I finally decide to allow myself to cum, I
insert an anal probe.....lubed up and sprinkled with cinnamon! The
only thing better to me is jacking off after whipping my penis on
cam!

-- August 7, 2008
Hitting the Bed

Usually what I do to have an orgasm is just to lie on the bed facing
downward with even your underwear on and then thrust your lower
body again and again. Once you get to it it's kind of hard to stop
the momentum. When you finally cum it feels so good.. yeah!! I do
it everytime I sleep. hehe..

-- August 8, 2008
Fuck Your Couch

Usually works with leather couchs. Just get a boner and lay
sideways with your hard dick toward the back where you put your
back when you sit. Lift up the crease(where the seat meets the
back)with your hand and stich your dick in it and start thrusting.
You can vary tightness by using your hand to adjust the crease. I
like to hold on to the back and do this. I also like to roll on my
back and use manual stimulation. Enjoy!!

-- August 9, 2008
Hot water bottle

Use a folded hot water bottle. Inflate to suit your size and put your
penis into the fold, Use between a mattress and bed base or hold
onto a table and vary the air pressure by resting on the bottle to get
the right feel. It can also work in the gaps of stair railings and any
where else your imagination takes you.

Use partly filled with warm water for comfort but keep the air as it
provides squishiness Use a condom or a tissue in the far side of the
fold to prevent contamination of fabrics/furniture etc.

-- August 9, 2008
Hot Lubrication

Use a little toothpaste to give your penis some heat rather than
some things that sound dangerous. It's handy in the bathroom and
can be taken to a bathroom without arousing suspicions - just your

penis.

-- August 9, 2008
Large wine glass Jam jar

I have found that after drinking the beer from a U shaped beer
glass it would fit over my penis and balls and using a circular and
sometimes waggling motion all that sliding around would get me
off better than doing the same techniques with my hand.

We also get jam in a tall jar 6 by 1.75 which does the same trick

-- August 10, 2008
mind blowing masturbation

I like to masturbate I have since I was ten or eleven and I still do at
sixty plus I used to look at pitcures of shaved pussies but now I get
turned on by looking naked males and their peniss I realy get rock
hard hot an hot horny I start to stroke my penis till I am about to
cum then I stop till the urge passes then I stroke very slow an easy
the precum is oozing out I use this as lube I try to make it to last as
long as I can then I cum it is mind blowing it is a huge load I am
thankful I can cum it is very rewarding

-- August 14, 2008
Nettles and holly

What a great site, and an opportunity to share something that
would have otherwise definetly have gone with me to the grave.
Can't believe no-one has done this... For those guys who like pain
please check out my fave technique. It is too extreme for most I
bet, but it's safe and mind blowing!! (Two things I know from a
thousand tests!!!) Works best with shaved privates. Get a womens
g-string that is at least one or two sizes too big for you. As
elasticated and stretchy as possible. Get some spiky holly. Wash it
and remove 4 or 5 leaves. Be careful and put it into the g-string,
spacing it around the material. Now get naked and hard. Have a
bag of stinging nettles and drop your tackle into it as much as you
can stand. Then lube up and put on the g-string. position it so only
the balls are inside, and the penis is sticking out the top. You will
want to stretch/pull the back and sides of the g-string so that the
holly is just resting on the balls without pressure. Then stroke off.
The unbelievable sensation of the many spikes sliding on hairless
flesh is electrifing. The harder and faster the wank, the more it
hurts!! The pain/pleasure balance is amazing, and blows my mind
every time. Best done I think, laying on the back. Just be careful
not to sting yourself too much and dont have the panties too tight.
Enjoy!

-- August 21, 2008
No need for erection jacking off palm over back hand

LUBRICATION is a MUST not. DO NOT USE LUBRICATION
this is a frictionless technique. grab the penis at the top like the

universal masturbation technique. Put thumb just under the head so
the thumb is just by the ridge. Index finger is placed at the spot
where the ridge meets by the hole (underside of penis) the other
fingers on the underside foreskin. Other hands palm placed on top
of the first hand reach to the balls and gather them up scrotum and
all with thumb and fingers. The facts of jacking off is tapping and
touching with a constant irregular rhythm. With the thumb at the
head tap touch and rub it while the forefinger is tapping and
touching the underside of the head just under the hole. The three
fingers rubbing and working the foreskin. The other hand that is
holding/cupping the scrotum and balls lightly playing with them.
The most important part is that this is done this so as the head is
rubbing a leg in a circular motion while going up and down the leg.
After awhile the masturbater will learn how to touch tap and rub
the penis so as to achieve orgasm without the need for an erection
and expel a significantly less energy. Beginners should try to
understand the holding technique while sitting and after the hand
positions are understood, the masturbator should lay down on a flat
surface face down, with lots of free space around him I have been
doing this since I can remember (before 4 years old) I never
masturbated any other way till I was in my late teens and thought I
should masturbate like all the other guys must usually do. It took
me months of trying and I still masturbate this way 90% of the
time. Downside: When the masturbator is with a partner after he
will think why did I bother going thu all that sweating and heavy
breathing heart pounding for that?

-- August 23, 2008
Ice or Anal

Ok I tried the ice thing today,I did enjoy it but I prefer a somewhat
large dildo in my ass while I masturbate. My favorite anal

masturbation techinque is to have my wife wear her 8 inch strapon
dildo and lie down on her back, I then go down on it with my
mouth like I'm giving her head using lots of spit for lube. Then I
get up over her and slowly slide her tool up my butt, until I have
the entire length inside me. I love the feeling of the fullness, then I
slide about half way up the shaft. Then she starts starts thrusting
her tool deep inside my ass after a few minutes of this I start
jacking off as I'm rock hard by then,it don't take long and I start to
feel my ass thighten up on the dildo and I shoot off on her tits and
the clean up is easy I lick up the mess I,ve made. This is a nice site
lots of great ideas for masturbating.

-- August 26, 2008
Someone else's hand

So, you lay on one of your arms or hold one wrist tightly with the
other until it goes numb and loses sensation. You should probably
use a little lube but it's not really required if you have some precum
started. You grip your shaft and begin stroking with your numbed
hand while holding it with your other one (two hands at one time
overlapping but the one is numb). If you don't blow your load
before the feeling starts to come back then just lie over on your
side in a way that will continue to restrict the blood flow to your
numbed hand. Close your eyes and picture someone else jerking
your meat... because that is how it really feels.... Improvise and get
creative if you want... but this method never fails to arouse.

-- September 2, 2008
Flaccid Masturbation

While the penis is flaccid, move your skin up, covering the head
until the organ is in your scrotum (I'm circumsized, I'm sure this
would work either way though). Next lay on your stomach and
place your hands on your ball sack (now containing everything).
Grind your pelvis into your hand (as you continue, you may
become semi- erect, but try to keep it flaccid. Keep humping your
hand until you cum. I discovered this method when I was about 5,
and although its not my main method anymore, its a fun way to
mix it up.

-- September 10, 2008
The Arrowhead

First drink a a bottle of water. Then keep the bottle. Watch some
porn if you have to. Thirdly stick your penis in the bottle. It might
not fit but if you keep pushing it it feels great. keep doing this
untill you have an erection. It feals good, I've been doing this since
I was a young boy

-- September 11, 2008
against the underwear

this is a relatively easy technique and it needs no lubrication at all
because your undies will serve as the lubrication. this works best
with a smoother kind of textile, though I think any kind of textile
would do. there are two variations of this technique:

a. grip your erect penis with your hand and rub it against your
shorts/boxers/underwear, or b. grip your erect penis with your
weaker hand then slide your shors/boxers/underwear using your
stronger hand against your erect penis

the slower you rub your penis against your shorts or slide your
shorts against your penis, the better the sensation. also, make sure
that the tip to near the frenulum area is the one touching the shorts
because that's where the sensation lies. when you feel you're about
to cum, and you can't take it anymore, you can speed it up; or if
you still find it pleasurable, just continue your pace. any which
way, the sensation feels great!

-- September 11, 2008
slow stroking

I have been jacking off since I was ten I did not know what jacking
off was at that time till I came my first time it was great it felt so
good all of that cum so I tasted it I did not like it at that time but
now I do I jackoff every day for a long time sometime two or three
times a day I am a lot older now I still masturbate theres nothing
better now when I am alone an the wife is away for a day I get
naked an stroke my penis ever slow I like to make it last as long as
I can when I get to the point I am about to cum I stop till the urgee
passes then I start again by now I am oozing a lot of precum that I
ketch in a spoon an take my tongue an lick it all up this goes on for
three or four hours all the time I am stroking my penis so very slow
then I start to cum to or three spurts at a time that I catch till I blow
my whole load then I put it in my mouth rool it around an let slide
down my throat it makes me feel young again for I am 75 yrs old

an still masturbate when I can

-- September 13, 2008
Arm Float hump

You will need an arm floaty that is used for children in the pool.
Inflate the floaty as much as possible because it makes the
insertion more intense. Add lube...I prefer baby oil on your penis
and into the arm floaty. You will need a small vibe and turn it on
full blast and insert into the other end of the floaty. Lay a towel on
the bed and lay the floaty on the towel. Then lie on your stomach
and insert your penis into the floaty and hump away. I usually look
at naked pics while doing this. While you are humping you can
feel the vibe hit the head of your penis and you will have the most
explosive orgasm ever. The towel is used for cleanup because you
will shoot out the other end of the floaty.

-- September 14, 2008
squeezing the head

well mine is just a normal one but just squeeze the head of your
penis for a while, and then just do any type of masturbation. The
rubbing of the head is just a build up of sperm, it helps me.

-- September 16, 2008
Anal Masterbation

Need to buy one of those vibrating razors called Fusion. Remove
the razor part of course. Slip the rounded end into a finger of a
rubber glove. Turn it on to start it to vibrate. Lube the end very
well and insert into butt. Lube hand and penis then start. Produces
a fantastic orgasm. Also good for just a prostate massage. Women
like this also for butt or vagina G-spot!

-- September 16, 2008
vibrating razor

Go to the drug store or grocery store and buy a vibrating
razor.Take the razor blade off so u don't cut yourself and then use a
rubber band or tape to hold it to your cock turn it on and enjoy the
ride.

-- September 17, 2008
Shower Massage

Take a shower massager and set it to the slow pulsing speed.
Position the three alternating, pulsing jets along the underside (1
on the frenum and the other two on each side of the shaft. Just
relax and let the water do the work until a complete and cntinued
orgasm. There are several variations you can make in position,
speed of pulsation, temperature of water, etc. the best part is that
you continue to shower massage all the way through the orgasm.
Clean up is easy as you are already in the shower.

One of my favorite variations is to turn the water to cold just at the
point of orgasm.

-- September 22, 2008
Basic Masturbation With a Rough Twist

This is just a spin on the basic masturbation method. I like to
masturbate without lube. So instead of using a tissue, I like to use
basketball shorts (the kind with the small holes in them). It feels
rough, but it is a cool sensation. If you use the kind with 2 layers of
material, you will reduce the friction by a lot.

-- September 22, 2008
The Thumbs Up.

The first time I tried this technique, I got a great, intense orgasm.
What you do is get your favorite lube (vaseline gets messy) and
lube up your hands and penis. Next with your favorite jacking off
hand, make a thumbs up sign. Put your penis inbetween the fingers
and the palm. Slide your hand up and down your penis. This
worked great! For an alternative, try to use your non-dominant
hand.

-- September 22, 2008
down pump

1. Grab your penis with the hand backward

2.Shift it downward slowing

3.Then pump your penis up and down

It have great feeling while doing it and it feels like great sex.

-- September 23, 2008
Pool Masturbation

Ok when I was 11 I found out that the jet in the pool felt good
when my penis got close to it. So I tried just sitting in front of the
water stream and it helps even more if you are either naked or you
can just pull down your bathing suit for more of a feeling. Try
different positions for you penis and how the stream hits it, and it
shouldn't take too long before you cum and it feels great and you
don't even have to worry about the cum afterwards cause the
stream breaks it up. Wow it feels good.

-- September 24, 2008
The Doseage

basically grab some smooth honey and pour a very tiny roung of it
around the base of your penis. begin to masturbate and do it so that
you pump ALL of the shaft so that you precariously and eventually
spread the honey all over your penis which will intern get to your
tip hole. whilst you feel a climax arriving stick a pencil (lubed) in
your ass slowly until it cant go any further then wobble it about so
you feel it rubbing against the inner walls as you masturbate. as
you climax you may tense so be careful you dont snap the pencil.
btu the climax is awesome. some may not like this but as you jizz
out of the hole covered in honey, your cum tastes sweet...big turn
on for the guzzle lovers :)

-- September 25, 2008
masturbate to relax

I live alone after work when I get home I sit down turn on the pc
an read some of these storys I have tried most of them they realy
turn me on I get so hot I take off all my clothes an rub an stroke
my penis till I am rock hard an start to oozing precum I wipe it up
with my finger an lick it off I keep the precum comming as long as
I can it it so good I love it then I gr et so hot I have to masturbate
now I am going to blow my load an have a feast I have jacking off
since I was 9 or 10 its just as good now as it was then I dont think I
will ever stop its so relaxing

-- September 26, 2008
Very deep anal masturbation

Buy a large Mag-Lite flashlight (one that holds 3 D batteries,

which is about 1 foot long and 1 1/2 inch in diameter works very
well). Lube shaft of flashlight thoroughly with KY. Get on knees
and chest with bare ass high in air. Slowly insert small end into
anus, then carefully advance it to the bottom of the rectum--about 6
for me. (It helps to get some air into the rectum and colon by
spreading your cheeks while in the knee-chest position. Relaxing
the anus causes air to fill the rectum and colon to make insertion
much easier). The flashlight wont go in any further than about 6,
but very carefully lift the flashlight while very gently pushing and
you will find it miraculously sliding into your colon! I can get a
full 10 into my ass! (using other dildos, I can attain 12 before
bottoming out!) Once this penetration is achieved, there are all
kinds of variations you can use to masturbate. My favorite is to lay
on my back and gently move the flashlight in and out about 4 or 5
while stroking my 7 1/2 penis. The end of the flashlight can be
seen poking up my belly. A lot of pleasure can be had by poking
up my belly button from the inside! (I'm a very thin guy, so this
can easily be done). Stroke your penis any way you want while
making circular motions with your free hand around your
protruding belly--an intense sperm explosion is guaranteed!! I
know this technique sounds weird, but it's very satisfying! I often
take movies or do it in front of a mirror. This makes it even more
erotic. Lots of 2 or 3' jets of sperm have been recorded.

-- September 26, 2008
The choke hold

masterbate until you are at the point of coming but not so far into it
that you cant stop it. to the point where you are ALMOST there but
if you stop now everything will be fine. okay, then pull down the
penis skin tight and grab firmly. wait for the orgasm to build, make
sure the penis skin is pulled down tightly. when it comes out it is

the best orgasm you will ever have. :P have fun!

-- September 27, 2008
naked pleasure

the way I like to masturbate is to roll my penis between my hands
but before I start I get naked an admire my cock then I roll my
cock an slowly stroke till I am rock hard an precum is oozing out
my balls is getting tight I am about to cum I stop I dont want to
cum yet it feels so good I want it to last as long as I can I wait for
about ten to twenty minuits then I roll an stroke till I cant stop I
explode a huge load then I am so relaxed an proud that I can still
cum for I am 76 yrs oldan have jacking off for as long as I can
remember

-- September 27, 2008
Electrostimulation

Buy a TENS unit muscle stimualor such as a EMS 7500 or
BioStim M7 ($60-120 from amazon.com). Should hava a pulse
setting that adjusts up to 150Hz (200Hz is better). Units need a 9V
or AA batteries.

Make 2 straps with 1/2 elastic and cover them with aluminium foil.
Wrap one strap around base of cock--including the sack. Wrap a
2nd one around the top of your cock. Attach one electode to each
of the straps(foil is the conductor)--use alligator clips.

Turn on TENs unit at low setting and slowy adjust until desired
setting is reached. Prepare for a mindblowing hands-free climax
and a huge cum load. Don't use it too much on the high setting--
can numb the nerves. The TENs unit can also be used to increase
skin growth if you are restoring your foreskin--well worth it!

-- September 28, 2008
Pantyhose humping

Get yourself a good quality pair of sheer pantyhose, 10-15 denier,
shiny, sheer to waist type works best as they are soft in the body
and give you a brilliant sensation over your penis! Put them on and
start humping the bed, perferably on some satin mattress, the
sensation is fantastic and you can take it quick or slow, depending
on how fast you're doing it. Shooting through the pantyhose body
is one of the best feelings in life

-- October 6, 2008
RING MASTURBATION

this is a simple and extremely nice way to masturbate. First slip on
a tight condom

thenmake a ring with 2 fingers, put this ring over ur penis ... start
by going up and down... then after a while make the ring smaller..
after about 5 seconds of this small ring.. u will cum like crazy

-- October 6, 2008
Baking Grease

To me there is nothing better than jacking it when I get home from
a long day. The first thing I do is cook something that makes a lot
of hot grease. When I'm done eating I usually get naked, walk
outside in my front yard and take the grease with me. The first
thing I do when I'm outside is locate my garden hose. Then I take
the hot grease and pour it all on my wee wee. It burns but as soon
as you pour it on start jacking off. Once you have cumed, put the
cum in a bag and save it for later. Also when your done, take the
hose and rinse off your pee pee. This is my favorite thing to do. Me
and my friends always have a blast when we do it!

-- October 7, 2008
the best ever

I have read about all of these storys but the one that I liked the best
was about the milkbottle masturbation I looked every where till I
found one I tried it with the plastic bag it was great then I tried it
with a vinyl glove I pushed it all the way down then I put a rubber
band around the top then I lubed it up real good an my erection it
was a real tight fit but I was able to slide all the way in let me tell
you it was better than the plastic bag as I thrust in an when I pulled
back it felt like I was being sucked off it was great the best ever I
use it all the time thanks for your idea I love it

-- October 11, 2008
The refreshing one

Hey guys this is really awsome and very simple applysome
deodrant over the penis ant little over your balls and then it wil
give your penis a very hard feeling

-- October 12, 2008
Volleyball

A way I discovered that stimulates most of the penis is the method
I call The Bump. It uses the both hands together like when you are
playing volleyball. Unlike in volleyball, clasp both hands together
and put your thumbs as close together as possible. Insert your penis
into the bottom of your hands and push in. You can either move
your hands or your pelvis. It works best with lube, preferably
petroleum jelly. You will experience the best orgasm if the head of
the penis rubs against the thumbs. If you experience a vacuum
effect, either continue or separate your thumbs. Depending on
when you ejaculate, you may get really messy, so you should have
a towel ready. If you use your pelvis, you could use your semen to
go again with moving just your hands.

-- October 12, 2008
fucking moms winter boots

When you were growing up did you notice your moms winter
boots by the sofa as I did, I picked one up and felt the fur in it. I
started to un dress by this time I had a stiff cock. My mom must of
just took them off,the fur was still hot from her wearing them. I
took a boot and went in front of a full lenght mirror, The boots
didnt have a mark on them, the fur was so soft and plush, I put my
dick in the boooooot and gently squeezed it while fucking the fur, I
tried not to cum in it, the turn on useing her boots was so great I
filled them with sticky cum, now moms boots weren't so nice
anymore. I laid them on the floor, leaveing the backs unzipped so
she could see what I did to the insides of them I nelt down and
squirted cum all over the leather, iceing on the boots. I couldnt
wait to be left alone with them again.

-- October 13, 2008
plungercondom

first get two condoms 1. for the plunger(decently lubricated) 2. for
your penis(no lubrication needed). Put the lubricated condom on
the plunger and the other condom on your penis, start stroking your
penis up and down slowly, then insert the plunger into your anus
and start pumping the plunger faster and pulling your penis faster.
you will get one of the most amazing sensations ever.(big orgasm)

-- October 15, 2008
Combined Masturbation Items

Rub green mentholated alcohol on your nipples. Take a somewhat
tight but not too tight rubber band and put it around your balls. Do

some dip or chewing tobaacco as that makes you even more
sensitive. Buy a cigar in a metal tube. Put hot but not boiling water
in the tube and grease it with vaseline then insert in your anus. Rub
just a little lube on your cock and keep jerking until you leak small
amounts of jizz, trying to hold back. Eventually there are too many
great sensations and you will burst all over yourself.

-- October 18, 2008
solo gayboy masturbation

hi there,

when I am alone at home I go to my bedroom and get naked, put a
nice sexy black leather cock harness over my balls and prick and
start to jerk off facing a full length mirror. The sight of my tall slim
body with my hard cock in hand jerking with me thinking of sexy
guys I have been with, us sucking each other, me with my cousins
and friends just jerking off for pleasure is so awesome.

I thrust my naked body towards the mirror jerking off until I shoot
my hot white cum over the mirror. Man, that is so wonderful, but I
am gay, and my adventures are only with young gay guys like me.

I am so hard now I am going to jerk off thinking of you.

-- October 21, 2008
Tissue and a hand

What you do is take a tissue (or toilet paper) and rubber in a circle
form on the top of your penis. then take your other hand and place
it at the base of the penis and begin pulling up and down. BUT
DON'T pull up to far because it will ruin you moving around the
tissure. This works really great for me and it's a great clean up too.
No lubricants are needed for this. Just a tissure and your hand.

-- October 22, 2008
all night long

I used to buy at least a gram of coke and oz of weed take a room at
the local x-rated motel leave the curtain open slightly rub coke on
my dick and jerk off all night while peeping toms would watch me
thru the open curtains. after a night of continus jerking off I would
come for minutes

-- October 23, 2008
masturbation is great

I like to masturbate an have for many years my wife went to visit
her sister for a week so I found these storys I started to read them
the one that liked was about self sucker I never dreamed about
sucking your own penis an I have never tasted my cum but I am a
lot older than forty but my penis is ten an half inches so I thouth I

would try it it took me a while to get the right way but I made it
then I got my penis rock hard I was able to get the head in my
mouth an started to suck on it the rest was easy I took my time I
soon had at least four inches down my throat it was great I was
sucking very slow thead started to swell up I knew I was going to
cum then it happened I came a big load it was the first I tasted my
cum it was great I loved the taste so I sucked myself dry now I do
it every time I get the chance if there is anybody out who can suck
there own penis try it you will love it the feeling you will ever have

-- October 28, 2008
Ugg Boots

Not all guys wear them, or want to wear them, but if you do, try
Ugg Boots out on your dick. The inside is really soft and you can
hold it as tight as you want around your cock. It feels great! Its just
better to pull out at the end and not come inside so you don't mess
them up. Just pretend your Ugg Boots aren't on birth control!

-- October 28, 2008
Fake women

take some pillows(body pilllows are the best) and stack them so
that they go up to you balls. Take a regular pillow and line it up
with the top of the body pillow. Insert your penis into the gap
between the last body pillow and the regular pillow. start pumping.

BONUS: add another oillow on top and prtend it is a pair of boobs
rubing against your chest

-- October 29, 2008
Cupped Hand

First do whatev you do to get horny. Then take one hand and put it
in a classic masterbation position. after take your other hand
and(first lube up with your spit I know I thought it was wierd but it
works)cup it over the other.then stroke your dick and have fun. it
gives awsome sensation to your head of the dick, then gives you a
kool orgy.and normally I like to stop right at the end before you
shoot then start over till I can not take it.

-- October 30, 2008
10 boxer shorts topping

Were loose boxer shorts, so you'll get a bump on the place of your
erection. Then grab your penis with your normal hand so you still
have the fabric between your hand and you penis. Just jerk off up
and down while every time you are at the end of the penis with
your hand the top of your penis is thouched by your boxer shorts
and the thighter your grab your boxer short the more tension there
is. If you have loose boxer shorts with buttons try to make the head
of the penis thouch the button, it's quite hard to do it right but it
feels great.

-- October 31, 2008
The Wedge

Once again this is another one of those techniques that also
stimulates the area between your arsehole and your scrotum.... The
gooche or something! Anyway sin on the corner of your bed, basin
(sink), Couch or anythiny that might rub against this area. Have
your balls sitting on top of the corner and squat on the ground with
your gooche being pressured by the corner of the...... whatever
your using and wank away!!! (A bed is usually better because you
get more bounce ;] ) it is best to lay out some tissues or plastic of
some sort, for an easy clean up. I prepher plastic because I am able
to lick up all that warm man-juice.

sorry I said arse :o

-- November 1, 2008
Toilet Roll

Take a finished toilet roll and place it inbetween two pillows and
then just masturbate as if you were giving a woman anal sex from
behind! works for me. when the moment arrives, just grip the end
of the toilet roll and cum right into it! Explosive!

-- November 12, 2008

Condom Masturbation

I like to jerk off wearing a condom. First, I get myself excited
enough to be erect. I unroll the condom an inch or two and put a
good squirt of lube inside. Then I wet the end of my penis and
stretch the condom over it. Once it is all the way down, I pull it
snug, then stretch the last bit over my testicles. Make sure you
shave otherwise it could hurt. Sometimes I'll prolong it for more
than an hour before ejaculating, even to wear I'll touch myself
through the sheet to lessen the sensation.

-- November 16, 2008
3

Using baby oil and going around my head makes me come 4-5
times a day. its the most incredible feeling

-- November 17, 2008
The Shower

Lay down on the bed'get to the point of getting offf go to the
shower get it going,get in start back beatting when you are about to
get off turn towards the shower and let the running water hit the
head of your penis while getting off----get ready to hold on to
something your knees will get weak,feel's so gooooood

-- November 18, 2008
Golf umbrella

Umbrella handle - for wonderful anal pleasure and masturbation
enhancement

I’ve found it intensely satisfying to lie in my side with my legs
folded and insert a lubricated golf umbrella handle slowly into my
anus whilst imagining it being done by someone else - you can
move around and lie on your back and change position during
stimulation. I guarantee you'll eventually be desperate to open your
legs as wide as possible to increase your unbelievable pleasure.
Not only does it make me go rock hard at the thought of it, but the
bulbous end of the handle gives indescribable pleasure as it is
partly withdrawn from my anus and rubbed in and out of the anal
ring, stretching the rim of the hole and then letting it contract again
at quick intervals. Intermittent full thrusts into the rectum enhance
the anticipation whilst rubbing the cock at the same time. Apart
from a wonderful tingling feeling throughout your whole body and
the urge to push hard with the anal muscles, the feeling in the penis
is magic as you finally spurt out your cum (you can cum without
touching your cock - depending on age). That’s not the end of it by
any means – after the anus has been sensitised by all this action,
further intrusions into it are just as orgasmic and even better. The
anus produces a gel-like cum for up to an an hour or so afterwards
and during this time there is an urge to 'go to the toilet'. jacking off
the anus again and releasing this fluid at the right time by pushing
hard with the anal muscles whilst exciting the anal ring with the
bulbous handle is a sensation you have to experience. You'll be
hooked like I am. PS. You can also use an organic method - carrots
have a geat versatility in shape and size. Try it!

-- November 18, 2008
MASTURBATION WITH COUCH CUSHIONS

Hey boys! I change this technique a little. I took a couch cushion
and I made a hole just big that my penis can get in it,and than I use
condom put my penis in cushion and start to move my hips like
I`m having sex. It`s feel ....Wow. Sometimes I use plastic bag and
put a lube and it`s great. Try it,and tell me your opinion.

-- November 18, 2008
3

I learned this technique around the time I first started masturbating.
It is extremley stimulating, although difficult to keep up. I will
explain it anyways. 1. Build up an erection, and pull back your
foreskin to a tight but comfortable degree, using your alternative
hand.2. Making sure the majority of your upper penis is exposed,
take your dominating hand and make a ring with your thumb and
index finger. 3. Use this 'ring' to stimulate (as you were jacking off
normally) the area underneath the glans and above the foreskin,
and do not worry about prodding the under-rim of the glans, it will
benefit the experience.4. This technique is all about stimulating the
extremley sensitive area in between the glans and foreskin, and is
very effective when done with speed. 5. Use with caution! If it
begins to become painful, STOP, or at least slow down! There is
risk of friction burn here, but an extremley gratifying orgasm is the
reward to anyone who keeps this up to the point of ejaculation!
groaning also improves

-- November 19, 2008
Dick Flick

I learned this before I could even cum. first get your dick realy
hard and springy. Sit in a chair w/ you fly unzipped and your cock
out. place the tips of your 4 fingers on your dick with the index just
below the head. do this with both hands. bring the tips of one hand
towards yourself so your dick goes toward your body and springs
back to its normal position. do that flick w/ the other hand and
repeat realy fast until you squirt. It takes some practice but it is
worth it. one tip: sitting up strait in the chair lets less dick through
the fly. slouching gives more. you only want enough room for your
fingers and an inch or so.

-- November 24, 2008
Hotel luggage holder

If you like anal stimulation, make use of the lugguage holder in
your hotel room. Turn the luggage holder upside down so that the
legs are pointing up into the air. Most will have one set of legs that
are shorter on one side. Coat the top of one of the shorter legs with
lotion or other lubricant. Position yourself on your knees facing
away from the holder and guide the lubricated leg into your anus.
Slowly slide down until the tip passes the anal sphincter. While
stroking slide up and down on the leg. For double pleasure place a
plastic bag between the mattress and box springs and slide your
penis into the bag. This is hands free double stimulation.

-- November 27, 2008
Workout hands-free jerk

1) you lay on your back and think of things to make yourself
achieve erection.

2) Make your penis point to your belly.

3)Start to do some set-ups and let your penis roll on your belly

You'll see, the orgasm is so great you'll go all the way up to the
seventh shy on your own!

-- November 30, 2008
Interlocking Tip Grip

You start by doing the interlocking grip, but don't cover the whole
penis! Just the tip of it. Then just go up&down any speed you like.
WARNING: Requires lube!

-- December 2, 2008
Extra cum shot technique

Prepare your penis as usual. place small hair band around the base
of penis and under you ball sack. Make sure band fits snuggly, but
not to tight or constricting blood flow. Get a tube of lubricant and a
mop handle. Place a condom over the top of the handle and grease
well, with lubricant. Insert gently into your anal canal. Try to let
end of handle touch prostate. Stand over toilet and rub penis up
and down, while moving your body up and down on mop handle.
Keep motion up, swaying body left and right, while rubbing penis
to ejaculation. Get ready for a mind-blowing ejaculation. Because
a lot of semen will shoot out, suddenly,you may want to aim your
cumshot into a large area like your shower floor. Remember to
remove band after your ejaculation cycle is completed. Some
additional jism may be released, then. Clean up and relax.

-- December 5, 2008
Ultimate Orgasm

1. Erect the Penis.. 2. In bathroom. take a mug of mild hot water..
3. Sleep down, keeping face side upwards... 4. Put that jar of mild
hot water between two legs (i.e. Just below penis, balls and anus...
Touch to balls.. Mug should feel hotter from outside to get full
sensation) 5. You'll get Ur penis more erected.. Start shaking it as
ur technique.. 6.. You'll get ejaculated within few minutes.. Semen
fluid will be in Large quantity...

YOU MUST TRY THIS.. THIS IS MY GUARANTEE..

-- December 12, 2008
huge squirt

I am about 5 foot 11,and I found a way to stop and release a huge
stream of cum. get on your knees, then sit your balls on the toilet
seat so your penis is facing in. right before you cum put pressure
on your balls by pushing them down on the toilet seat. whenever
you want stop and a huge stream of cum will shoot.

-- December 13, 2008
Free willed bed rub

If you have a four-poster bed, then try this..First, if you can reach
the top head poles of the bed, grab them. Then make your feet
touch the bottom part of the bed(it's best if your all naked). Then,
start pushing your dick through the bed. It would feel like fucking
a real girl. so enjoy!!

-- December 14, 2008
Lower body up technique

PLEASE TRY, YOU'LL NEVER REGRET IT, JUST READ
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive been jacking off since I was about 12. That
makes me sad, since others have been spanking since they were
like 5, but I also haven't masturbated with any of my friends, so it
makes me fell alone. And im not GAY for wanting to masturbate
with someone, I just want to see others ideas of masturbating. I
love to masturbate a lot, because it makes me feel really new. I do
it every day. In fact, I'm naked and jacking off right now as i'm
typing this. Any ways, ive used most of the techniques on this
website, that I never even knew I had done. Ive made my own

technique too. 1: make sure ur very hard. 2:put your legs up against
da wall, so dat your dick n lower body are all up on it (feet straight
up and holding u up is your head and back), then, begin to wack
off with lube, or practically anything. I like to either rub just my
head or use technique#1 or 2, just the basic.(This technique hurts
ur back a lot, so make sure u have some cusion) When your about
to cum, go really, really fast, unless you want to keep going, and
watch ur cum fly everywhere. On the walls, the bed, YOUR
FACE. awww.But, what I do is that if I dont feel like cleaning up,
I'll aim my dick towards my mouth so I could taste my sweet,
warm cum. mmmmm. If you've never ate your own cum, try it, it's
delicious... Oh yeah, I just cumed while typing this....

-- December 15, 2008
blanket

You will need to cut a hole in one of your blankets, maybe a little
bit bigger than your penis. The blanket has to be soft. After you get
fully erect lay down on you bed and stick your penis thru the hole
and pull other parts of the blanket together so when you pinch the
blanket of the the left and right side o your penis it there is blanket
all around your penis. Now life the nblanket up and down, making
sure none of the part of the blanket move away from you. After a
little practice you will cum easily this way. It is not the most
intense way I have ever heard of but it is very good when you want
to switch up the routine. I have never tried this with lube, so Im not
sure if that works better.

-- December 19, 2008
Pillow Rub

Step 1: Take any kind of polyester fabric. (POLYESTER FABRIC
PILLOW HIGHLY PREFFERED) Step 2: Place it on a
comfortable surface. (MAKE SURE IT ISN'T ROUGH) Step 3:
Kneel down over it and place your penis on it. Step 4: Rapidly rub
the head of your penis onto the polyester fabric. (TEXTURE OF
PILLOW WILL CAUSE ABNORMAL FRICTION, CAUSING
AWESOME CLIMAX) Step 5: (OPTIONAL) If you don't like to
cum, when you have an excellent orgasm, shove your penis
between your thighs and you will feel a sudden movement in your
penis and heels.

-- December 29, 2008
Finger-Anal Masturbation

This works best in a shower or with vasoline. You get yourself
going, and squat, insert a finger into your rear end. From there, you
wiggle your finger rapidly and go with any other masturbation
technique. Experiment by using different lubrications and different
fingers to get an orgasm.

-- December 30, 2008
tight wet panties

Once ago, I discovered a wonderful way to masturbate. First you
have to get a pair of women panties that are tight enough to hold
down your erection. Then you put them on when your penis is still
flaccid. Keep a bowl of warm water close to you. Then you start
rubbing your cock throught the panties like a woman masturbates.

When you are about to come, pour warm water on your cock. It
feels wonderful!