Artist : Blink 182
Song Titel : Grandpa is an asshole
Album : Take off your pants and jacket
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Uno, dos, tres, quatro

When you fucked grandpa
did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise,
and did he look into your eyes?
And ask you to fellate him,
and stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
grandpa is total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head?
And was it on your mother's bed?

(Talking in the background)
This is a fucking stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean, you
guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on
the side of your bed?
Man, he'll like fuck you in the butt, I mean...
He'll come here and watch, and come all over the place.
I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight
man, this is stupid.

(On top of the background)
He semms like a total asshole
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

I hate you!