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MULCH DIGGUMS
DOCUMENT RECOVERED FROM THE PENTHOUSE SUITĘ OF THE CROWLEY HOTEL IN LOS ANGELES FOLLOWING THE SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE OF ITS OCCUPANT, MR. LANCE DIGGER.
THE DWARF WHO WALKĘD TALL
A FILM TREATMENT BY
MULCH DIGGUMS
ESTIMATED BUDGET: approx $350 million.
NOTĘ: Not only is this screenplay entirely autobiographical, but it is also based on my own life story.
The hero of our film is Mulch Diggums to be played by new Hollywood heartthrob, Mulch Diggums. Mulch is a handsome, debonair, sophisticated, master thief who suffers from a bit of windiness down below. Mulch lives by a simple morał codę: he robs the rich to give to those less fortunate, i.e. himself. Returning home from a harmless and entirely innocent
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