TRAOITIONAL
For th« Typicolły bor<ng couple who lock fontosy or imoginotion... we Suggest turmng on The TV
Remove earrmgs before trymg After severol times of this posibon, the femcle resembles Dumbo
I KNOW how I 90I IN but how do I get OUT?
EX TJNGUISH CANOLE
SEAT
If the firc goes out, thcre's olwoys kmttir^. Not recommended for fcmales over 250 pounds
Eosily utilized in o theater when vccant seots ore scarce... Don't forget the popcorn'
MMM
Plnolty, your wife will be guietl
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ACROBA TIC
Ok youft turn to be guiet now_
Ifs oll o motter of bolance...
Best to releose your hołd before folling-
6VM
TUTUFUN
Gymnastics. onyone?
(end if you own o gym, we*d kke the royotties on thisl)
For fanatics of dancing No wearing ponties under the tutu
WHEELBARROW
Best w hen tried on o bumpy rood._
Limit 50 bncks..
remember femoles ore the morę debcote creoturet
SPRING
Everythmg wokes up m the Spring... hey, fello, could be your lucky dayl
SUMMER
FALL
WINTER
Heodmg mto fali _
Hey guy, don't get the wrong hole the stove is hotter than your wifel
Ali you need i* o sturdy chor ond reinforced fobric
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RE FIGĘ RA TOR
ELECTRIC
DUSTING
One way to keep your love life fresh
Inercasmg the voltoge gives you morę power
It wes the result of '08—wcsn‘t rt?
Procticol hondroil dusting