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Alien 1: (artificial voice) Excuse me, is this the way to the Science Museum?
Bertie: The Science Museum?
Fiona: Oh, no, it's a iong way from here. I think you should take a bus.
Alien 2: (artificial voice) A bus? A bus?
Alien 1: (recites) A bus - a large vehicle to transport people in a city.
Bertie: Are you foreigners?
Alien 2: (artificial voice) I speak English,
French, Russian and German.
Alien 1: (artificial voice) I can drive a car, fly a piane and dive.
Fiona: But you don't know the way to the Science Museum. Where are you from?
Alien 2: (artificial voice) We‘re from the Eggshell Galaxy, Planet Zigwin.
Alien 1: (artificial voice) We‘re here on a mission.
Bertie: So you're aliens? Wow!
Alien 2: (artificial voice) An alien? An alien?
Alien 1: (recites) An alien - a visitor from outer space.
Alien 2: (artificial voice) That's right, we're aliens.
Fiona: And how do you like it here?
Alien 2: (artificial voice) How do you do? bzzzt How are you? bzzzt How old are you? bzzzt How do you like it here? (suddenly knows) OK. I like it very much.
Alien 1: (recites) Your planet is beautiful and clean and everyone is nice and friendly.
Bertie: Are you serious? Have you traveled a lot?
Fiona: What have you seen?
Alien 1: (recites) We've already seen the beautiful cities in Europę, the beautiful deserts in Africa ...
Alien 2: ... the beautiful icebergs atthe North Pole and the beautiful computers in America.
Bertie: And now you want to visit the Science Museum.
Alien 1: We must go to the Science Museum because we need some elements.
Fiona: Elements?
Alien 2: We need some elements ... parts ... (voice changes to normal) We need some parts for our spaceship.
Bertie: Where's your spaceship?
Alien 1: At the airport. But it doesn't work. We need some parts.
Alien 2: If we don't get the parts, we won't be able to go home. Weil have to stay here forever.
Fiona: But you said you liked it here.
Bertie: You told us our planet was beautiful.
Alien 1: We were joking. It's in our ‘Guide Book For Visitors.’ It says: ‘Always tell the Earthians that everything is beautiful.’ But
Fiona: But?
Alien 2: But our planet is much cleaner, nicer and friendlier than yours.
Alien 1: Look, we must go now. Which bus should we take to get to the Museum?
Bertie: Number 66.
Alien 2: Thanks a lot. Goodbye!
Bertie: Bye ... Hey, wait! Can I ask you something?
Alien 1: Yes?
Bertie: Could we visit your planet one day?
Alien 2: You want to come and visit our planet?
Fiona: Mm ... Your planet sounds fun.
Alien 1: Weil ... Maybe one day ... Who knows?...
Fiona: Really? That‘s great!
Alien 2: Yes. Our planet is much morę fun. We don‘t have to collect the rubbish. ...
Alien 1: ... and we don't worry about pollution.
Alien 2: We don't care about climate changes.
Bertie: And then ...
Alien 1: ... we leave, and go back to our beautiful, nice, clean Zigwin Planet.
Fiona: Okay. I see. Have a good journey back then! (to Bertie) We must hurry ...
Bertie: ... or well be late again for Clean the Earth day.
Fiona: What are we doing today? Collecting rubbish?
Bertie: Now I know where it comes from!