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■    Are they making love or fighting? Both?

■    Nothing tastes good when you have to eat atone.

■    Life is like a creme de menthe bottie—it looks much fuller when you inverl it

■    There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. There are, however. cheap ones aplenty if you know where to look.

■    I am otten grateful that I am free ot the personal ig-norance many men have I am sometimes resentful that many men know themselves better than I. This makes me even with humanity. in case you were keeping score.

■    Sex is a comfortmg aggravation.

■    No man is an island. but I have met many isthmuses and a few peninsulas,

■    Cookies are better comfort than religion—morę im-mediate and understandable. and hardly likely to do any lasting harm.

■    Massage his scalp.

■    What is man but a mote of dust to the universe? Why. he is the universe! Ali we ever can know is our-seives.

■    Always carry a grapefruit. ■