SENSUAL

ACCESS

THE HIGH TECH GUIDE TO

SEDUCING WOMEN

USING YOUR HOME COMPUTER

SENSUAL ACCESS

THE HIGH TECH GUIDE TO

SEDUCING WOMEN

USING YOUR HOME COMPUTER

TABLE OF CONTENTS

PREFACE

INTRODUCTION

GETTING ONLINE

BASIC OVERVIEW

PERSONAL TRAINING

MULTIPLE CHOICE

FREESTYLE SEDUCTION

LANGUAGE PATTERNS

GROUP SEDUCTION

THE GIFTED MIND

THE PLEIADIAN FACTOR

ONLINE PROSPECTING

WHALE WATCHING

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

PREFACE

The concepts and suggestions in this book
are based on the psychological principles of
Neuro Linguistic Programming (NLP). In a
nutshell, it teaches you that feelings and
emotions are generated by mental processes
people go through. When you feel love of,
attraction to someone, you have gone
through a set of mental processes which
made you feel that way,

An interesting thing about NLP is that you
can recreate specific feelings in someone by
describing that process to them in detail. As
you do so, they naturally access the
experience you're describing to them, and
along with it come all the feelings they had
during that experience.

This gives you the ability to produce
repeatable results as far as making people
feel the way you want them to. Perhaps you
can recall a time when a woman was
attracted to you, and you didn't quite
understand why or how it came about. What
would it be like to discover the formula for
attracting women, and having the flexibility
to apply that formula under any set of
circumstances ... pretty strong feeling, isn't
it?

One of the things NLP will allow is for you
to elicit a woman's criteria, which 'is like a
roadmap to whatever emotional states you
want her to experience. Armed with that
roadmap. you can follow the road that leads
to emotional bliss, having her fall madly in
love with you if you so desire.

To use this book effectively, you first need
to master the foundation and principles of
Neuro Linguistic Programming. I cannot
teach that here, as entire volumes have been
written just on that subject. However, since
you find yourself wanting to have a solid

understanding of the principles behind this
book, you're going to be compelled to learn
more about these principles, as I have.

I first became interested in NLP after
attending a short seminar by Ross Jeffries on
Speed Seduction. The concept fascinated
me, and as a result I went out into the real
world to practice the little that I knew. I was
caught by surprise by how well his
principles worked, and this was despite the
fact that I had only scratched the surface of
what there was to know about the subject.
As a result, I took his weekend "Secrets of
Speed Seduction'' seminar, and learned a lot
more about the subject.

I strongly recommend that you gain a solid
understanding of the principles of Speed
Seduction before you attempt what's in this
book. It's important you learn how to adapt
these principles to the situation and
circumstances you encounter, rather than
memorizing the limited examples I give you.

Basically, while I can show you what my
actions were given a certain set of
circumstances, I cannot teach you how I
formulated my plan. As you find yourself
wanting to formulate your own plan, you
will realize that the following materials are
going to change your life-

How To Get The Women You Desire Into

Bed

(a book by Ross Jeffries)

- - or better yet - -

Secrets of Speed Seduction Home Study

Course

(Complete 10 hour Ross Jeffries course)

available from

Straightforward Publications

11918 Millpond Court

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703-791-6421

Keep in mind that I wrote this book as a
result of studying the above. I can only lay
out the roadmap for you; it is you who must
feel that desire to follow it now, and reap a
lifetime of rewards.

INTRODUCTION

We are all living in the "Information age",
like it or not. What we all agree on is that it
continues to expand by leaps and bounds
each year, with no end in sight to the
technological advances being made. As a
result, the price of computers continues to
nose-dive to the point where PC's are
becoming as common a household item as
VCR's or CD players.

So why should any of this matter to us?
Women, that's why! It just so happens that
computers continue to capture the interest of
more and more women than you ever
fathomed. As 'it turns out, many of these
women sit at home on their computer,
"chatting'' with computer nerds who don't
know how to ask them out!

That's where Sensual Access comes in. I'm
going to show you how to put your
computer to work at tapping that
unexploited gold mine of women. So, rathe r
than sitting on the sidelines complaining,
come and join in on the computer revolution
... it can be a lot of fun, if you know how to
play the game. I'll show you how to give
meaning to computing, by turning your
computer into a Speed Seduction social tool
... the medium by which you will meet
exciting, eager and willing women.

Take this book and use it to propel you

forward into the hot and exciting world of
computer bulletin board systems. Rather
than starting from scratch and learning the
hard way, yo u'll be able to use my tried and
true shortcuts to get right down to the
business of Speed Seduction. It is a rare treat
in life to have the roadmap to an opportunity
... yet you can feel confident in knowing that
I've made this trip successfully many times.

Above all, enjoy what the computer
revolution has to offer; women.

GETTING ONLINE

What is a BBS system? Computer bulletin
board system, more commonly known as
computer BBS's or just BBS's, share several
things in common. First, they all allow you
(users) to call in using a phone line. That
means if you have a home or office phone,
you're already halfway there toward calling
your very first BBS system! What you will
also need is a computer (any brand) and a
modem. The modem is just a small
inexpensive gadget which allows the
computer to communicate over the phone
line.

How fast a modem? Modems come in
several speeds, and for BBS use you can
even get away with using a slower 2400
baud modem. This should cost you no more
than $39 new. If you don't mind spending a
little bit more, a high speed (14,400 baud)
modem will cost about $125 these days. The
benefit of high speed modems is that they
can transfer data, or characters, six times
faster than the 2400 baud one. At 2400 baud,
the computer 'is transferring roughly 240
characters per second and at 14,400 baud
that jumps to 1,440 characters per second!
Neither you nor I are able to read that fast,
yet a high-speed modem can be justified
when you want to start transferring color
pictures of BBS women! These large files

can take fifteen minutes or more each with a
slow modem.

Why should I use a BBS? That's simple -
because you are a resourceful person who
wants to tap into almost virgin territory and
seduce dozens of women at will. You may
have already noticed that the typical
computer nerd has no social life, at least not
one that involves women. This gives you a
tremendous advantage over them since the
women you'll interface with won't be
expecting someone who knows how to
Speed Seduce a lady.

How do I find a BBS? Now that you're ready
to play the game, what you need to do is
find a BBS system near you. You see, you
don't want to seduce a gal who's hundreds of
miles away, unless you plan on vacationing
in her area. Specifically, what you want is a
BBS that at least has many other subscribers
living within driving distance.

So, How do I find a BBS? Alright, I'll
answer. Since there are literally thousands of
BBS's all across the nation, finding one
nearby should not be a difficult task. The
trick is to be resourceful (the opposite of
lazy) and start by checking local "freebie"
newspapers for BBS ads. You could also
look in the phone book for the number to
your local computer store, call and tell them
you're interested in a modem but first want
to know what local BBS systems there are in
the area. Be resourceful; think! If you're
really stumped, pick up some of the
magazines mentioned later in this book and
check for local listings. If you can't find one,
then perhaps you may want to start you own
and get the pick of the litter!

Which BBS do I join? I strongly suggest that
you only join a BBS that has a feature
known as multi- user chat. Why and what
that means is left to another chapter. Also,

try and join a system that has a lot of phone
lines, since that is a measure of how many
people it can accommodate at the same time.
The more lines it has (which cost money),
the more people it probably has on it. Here
in Los Angeles, the Westside BBS has over
a hundred phone lines!

What do I do now? I was hoping that by
now, you had enough motivation to not have
to ask that question. Don't ask, do! Pick up
your phone, call the computer store, go to
the bookstore or magazine stand; do what it
takes to get yourself set up. Hook up that
modem to your computer, plug in the phone
line, install the modem software and call
into your first BBS!

What's my first call like? On your very first
call, the BBS system will ask you a series of
questions to verify your identity. It should
even ask you to choose a password, so other
people can't use your identity. Make sure
you choose a password which others won't
be able to guess! There may be online help
you can access which will explain how to
use the various features of that particular
BBS. Learn by doing and exploring ...

BASIC OVERVIEW

Most BBS systems offer the following basic
features, under a similar flavor or perhaps a
different name. You should take the time to
fully acquaint yourself with what your
system offers. Here they are:

Online user profiles - Allows you to
"browse" or read the profile of other users
on the system. The profile is established as a
result of answering a series of multiple
choice or essay questions the system might
ask you.

Matchmaker function - Matches you with
other users who share similar interests,

based on how they answered their online
profile. What this will produce is a list of
user names, whose profiles you can later
browse and send an electronic letter (email)
to if you're interested.

Live group chat - Imagine holding a live
conference with many other people through
your home computer, Rather than speaking,
each person types, and everyone sees what
everyone else is typing. In order to know
who's saying what, the text is automatically
stamped with the user's name,

Private chat - Similar to group cha t, except
you're having a private one-on-one
conversation. Sometimes private chat can
get pretty steamy and personal ... especially
if you know the secrets of Speed Seduction

Public Mail Forums - Sometimes known as
"pubs", these allow you to post an electronic
message (email), which others may then
read and respond to. Forums (pubs) are
usually classified by interest, so if you
wanted to read and/or post messages about
dating, you would join the dating pub. It
provides a free exchange of ideas between
people with similar interests.

Private electronic mail - You can send a
private message to anyone else on the BBS
system. They can, in turn, send you email.
This allows you to communicate with others
who are not on the system while you're on.

These are just some of the features available
on BBS's. It is up to you to explore and learn
all the features of your particular system.

PERSONAL TRAINING

One of the most wonderful things about
BBS systems is 08t they serve as the perfect
low-pressure training tool for the Speed
Seduction student. This is because unlike

regular face-to-face conversation, all
conversations on a BBS have to be typed in,
providing you with a long enough delay to
think and be able to formulate a good reply,
until you master your skills.

This is particularly important when learning
new language patterns, since the key to
proficiency with Speed Seduction is
practice; practice until your responses
become automatic and subconscious. On a
BBS, things seem more relaxed since you're
not physically facing someone in an
encounter. You will find yourself using the
tools which the BBS provides - anonymity
and time - to your advantage in mastering
these new skills. Before you know it, you'll
find yourself continuing those patterns
naturally when you attend user meetings.

Right now, you may not fully understand
these advantages. However, as you use the
system you'll begin to appreciate the delayed
nature of group chat and electronic mail.
You'll quickly realize the advantage of
having all the time in the world to compose
a seductive response to whomever sent you
mail. After studying the Speed Seduction
Course, you'll be beaming with Joy knowing
that it only takes a few sentences in your
email reply to produce a seductive reply that
will have the gal interested in you,

After you've studied the basics, you'll want
to start trying and developing new
techniques on your own. Practice is the key!
Well, after all we've discussed, you can
realize why a BBS system is the best place
to do your homework, as you 'imp rove your
skills while meeting women!

Whatever you do and however you portray
yourself, make sure you remain consistent.
Do not tell different women conflicting
things about yourself. You see, gals on a
BBS generally gossip like mad, especially

about guys! So, if you want to make a
perceived change in your image, do it
slowly!

MULTIPLE CHOICE

In order to give users a glimpse into each
other's personalities, most BBS systems
have them complete one or more multiple-
choice questionnaires, collectively known as
a bio (short for biography). Users can then
"browse" each other's bio" any time they
want, anonymously. The bio questions are
often organized into groups or categories.
For example, the Westside BBS breaks its
bio" down into the following categories:

General

Hair color, eye color, waist size,
height, etc.

Friendship Hobbies and interests, tastes in

food, views, etc.

Dating

Personal values, dating history
and background.

Sexual

Preference, favorite positions,
permissiveness.

Technical Computer literacy, technical

skills, nerd factor.

Even though the answers are all multiple-
choice, they're at least varied enough to give
you a decent clue as to whether a potential
mate is liberal or conservative. Far more
important, the answers will help you elicit
their criteria, giving you a head-start in the
battle to win them over; read on.

To have instant rapport with women, It is
crucial you learn how to elicit their criteria,
and later use that criteria to leverage
yourself. If a gal's bio reveals that she's into
metaphysics (or whatever), you should go to
the bookstore and buy the hottest selling

book on that subject. Later, when you want
to get to know her, you can use your
newfound knowledge in a nonchalant way to
gain her interest. Remain sincere, however.
She will respect your authority in her subject
even if you disagree with her.

You may be surprised to find that the
majority of women believe in one or more of
the occult sciences, be it astrology,
palmistry, metaphysics, UFOs,
reincarnation, or channeling to name only a
few. Have you ever noticed that the men
they're with are fluent in that stuff also?
That should be a lesson in itself; the easy
way to get laid is to be truly knowledgeable
in their favorite subject. You don't need to
believe in it, just have some basic
knowledge about it. As always, make that
"spiritual connection" by following her road
map and you'll build rapport in no time.

FREESTYLE SEDUCTION

Nowhere else in the BBS world will you
find a more powerful and useful seduction
tool than the freehand essay. This weapon
consists of intimate personal questions, all
of which can be answered in essay freehand
format! To the trained "Speed Seducer" this
is like wielding a double-edged sword; not
only can you accurately elicit someone's
criteria by reading their essay, but you can
also hypnotize them by mirroring their
criteria in your essay!

Later on in this book, I'll show you how to
reel in fish by the dozens using your
freehand essay. Meanwhile, however, it's
important that you master the art of baiting
your essay with language patterns. If at this
stage you don't know what I'm talking about,
go back and review the Ross Jeffries "Speed
Seduction Weekend" tapes. Language
patterns are crucial to your success with
women, be it on a BBS, by phone, letter or

in person. You need to master the basics
before playing the game. Enough said.

Fortunately, you can take as long as you
want to compose a perfect Speed Seduction
essay, redoing it as often as necessary to fit
the occasion. Once your essay is composed
however, a miracle happens ... You now
have the electronic-warfare equivalent of a
billboard ad that's ready to seduce women
twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
Remember, any user can "browse" you or
read your essay anonymously at any time!
That's why it's important to take the time to
compose an effective essay.

To help you get started, I'm going to show
you what some of my essay on Westside
BBS looks like. However, you'll find that
learning and practicing the "Speed
Seduction Weekend" course is crucial; my
examples alone will not teach you how to
think like a fish. For that very same reason,
those of you without the prerequisite
background won't understand why or how
my examples work. Instead, you may first
think I'm crazy until you allow yourself to
think things differently and begin to realize
how powerful these language patterns are on
their intended and unsuspecting audience.
Then again, you may not think that: you
may already sense a natural awareness of the
potential hidden within these patterns.

In either case, study the sample patterns
coming up next and use them to make your
essay stand out from the crowd ... you'll be
glad you did.

LANGUAGE PATTERNS

It is now time for you to learn how to best
use the single most important feature on a
BBS - the freehand essay. As you start to
think about how your essay can be viewed
by any woman round the clock, you stop and

suddenly realize the importance of that
essay, as you see it captivating her interest
with your carefully laid-out language
patterns. Now you can understand how
crucial it is that you spend time creating a
good essay.

Studying my sample essay allows you to
build a more solid understanding that In turn
gives you the confidence you need to create
your own. While my essay is greatly
exaggerated for the purpose of illustration,
yours need not be so. In fact, the more subtle
you are, the better it works.

Q: Describe your physical appearance and

attractive attributes ...

A: Let's see, how do I describe this so you

find yo urself picturing it clearly in your
mind now ... Can you remember your
first love, as you stared into his eyes
and admired those features that made
him special. You felt so happy around
him, and melted when he stared into
your eyes. It was as if you shared a
special connection with him, and he
seemed beautiful to you no matter
what. That's the same type of
connection that lets you realize the
beauty within me.

Q: Briefly describe your personality ...
A: Getting to know someone's personality

can be a wonderful experience. In
many ways, my personality is like that
of several people whom you've already
enjoyed in your life. What's it like to
suddenly discover that someone you're
getting to know for the first time is
very much like you. Where you find
yourself sharing the same values and
emotions that make it feel as if you've
known each other for the longest time
already. As you find yourself
fascinated by them, and comfortable
being around them because they seem

so much like you. That's my
personality.

Q: If you could change anything about

yourself, what would it be?

A: The concept of change itself is

interesting. Can you remember judging
someone prematurely … at first
thinking they weren't your type only to
just as quickly realize how wonderful
they really are now. Where you learned
that the search for what really makes
you happy extends far beyond your
initial perceptions. As you begin to
realize this, you know there's no need
to change, because I am who I need to
be to be he.

Q: What kind of person would you most

like to meet?

A: Such deceivingly simple questions can

be so difficult to answer. Have you
ever spent time with someone whom
you shared an instantaneous connection
with ... where you can remember that
connection feeling so strong, as if it
seemed predestined, Where you
suddenly realize how much that person
really understands you, in a way which
you always wanted to be understood,
As you begin to sense your comfort
building, you notice how you feel that
powerful connection that comes from
two people who were meant to share
time together. A connection like that
takes someone special, I can remember
feeling that on those rare and special
moments when you know you've met
your own special me.

Q: What's the perfect first date and where

would you go?

A: The perfect first date ... What

fascinated me was that I knew it was
going to be perfect even before the
date. Where something within senses
how wonderful it's going to be, and
you can hear that voice in your
subconscious saying "How surprised
would you be to find yourself actually
looking forward to spending some time
with me, like maybe to the point where
you could imagine us over coffee,
laughing and having the best time, and
you find yourself starting to feel really
comfortable with that. As you think
about it like that, doesn't it just seem
natural that we meet and spend just a
little time together?" That's what I
remember ... and it's a wonderful
feeling, wasn't it?

When you're really adept at it, you can
adjust or tailor your essay to focus in
on the criteria of a particular lady
you're targeting. In this way, it will
reflect a common interest which you
may later use as leverage to make her
feel comfortable and connected with
you. A tried and tested example would
be to leverage metaphysics into making
that special lady feel a spiritual
connection" with you as she reads
about your journeys into people's
minds and souls. Skeptical? More on
that later.

GROUP SEDUCTION

Can you remember the days of CB radio,
where anyone who owned one could select a
channel and end up talking with everyone
else who was also on that channel? It was
like a huge party- line where you had a
choice of conversations and topics. Well,
computer BBS systems have brought this
popular concept online and into the world of
cyberspace.

Just imagine getting on the BBS, going into
the group chat feature, and being presented
with a list of "channels" to choose from. The
choices may also show a short description of
the topic for that channel. As you select your
channel of choice, you're thrust into the
electronic equivalent of a group
conversation with others on that same
channel. You all see what each other types,
and what you type is automatically prefaced
with your username. Welcome to
cyberspace.

So what can you, the Speed Seduction
Student, do with group chat? You can use it
to get women subconsciously interested in
reading your essay! You can covertly
practice new language patterns en masse,
targeting as many women at a time as there
are on the channel! You can just sit back and
listen to what the women have to say,
studying and learning their criteria! The
possibilities are endless ...

Group chat can be your personal advertising
medium, and through it you can make
women curious to electronically browse you.
All you have to do is study the patterns of
Speed Seduction, and apply them. I enjoy
doing multiple subtle patterns, to make sure
I've covered everyone's personality type.
Some of the things I might innocently say
are:

"Hannah - Your essay was wonderful, I
found it charming, as are you."

"Elaine - Don't even think of reading my
essay as a means of satisfying your
growing curiosity."

"Nancy - What's it like to find yourself
wondering what that guy at the other end
of the keyboard is like."

THE GIFTED MIND

As one of my social experiments oil the
BBS, I decided to ice what would happen if
I applied my Speed Seduction skills en
masse. My goal was to make women feel
appreciated, so I decided to send them a gift
showing my thoughtfulness and sensitivity.
Of course, I didn't want the gift to cost me
anything, yet I did want it to have value in
their mind. So, I set off and wrote a letter to
make them experience what I wanted, and
all it cost me was some time. I then e- mailed
that letter to eight women on Valentine's
day. Five of the eight women sent me a
reply, each showing interest in pursuing our
new relationship further. Here is that letter:

As you stare at the container, you can taste
the sweet memories in your mouth. The days
of mmm ... smiling faces biting into sweet
and eve r so scrumptious chocolate truffles.
You can remember that first bite, ever so
slow and deliberate ... filled with
anticipation. The fond memory of you biting
down gradually, breaking through the
delicate chocolate coating and being
rewarded by the heavenly whipped potion
inside. Ahh ... it tastes so creamy, so sweet,
and makes you smile contentedly; joy is
with you.

You now begin to focus on the box which
houses these treats from the heavens; it in
itself is a work of art. Heart shaped and
bright red with a white bow on top ... a most
elegant and befitting housing for those treats
as they await your tongue savoring them,
melting on your taste buds.

The card ... you notice there's a small card
attached to the bow. Who is this Valentine's
day suitor who bestows such savory gifts
from heaven upon you? Now holding the
card in your hand, you realize that opening it
may spoil the suspense. You go for it,

unfolding the card, revealing words written
in that calligraphy you remember so well,
using deep blue ink. As you read the card,
the words speak to you, they say in my voice
... "The perfect Valentine's ... was, is, and
will always be. Lew".

and here are their responses

"I don't believe that I have ever received
such a beautiful valentine before. Thank
you for such an elegant description! I'm
looking forward to chatting with you
again

"You too ... but now I want truffles!"

"Thank you, that was the sweetest letter I
have gotten in a long time. It brought a
nice big smile and warm thoughts to
mind of days and lo ve long past but
sweet just the same. Wish you the
happiest of days and much love ... maybe
someday we will connect."

"Such words ... that touch the soul. Thank
you and to you too. Let's get together
sometime if you have the inclination or
desire."

"Sweets! That was the best valentine!
Thank you so much ... you, my dear,
have an incredible way with words ...
happy valentines day to you too sweety,
and remember, you are never forgotten,
and never will be!"

I was not expecting so many positive replies,
and it was difficult to make enough time to
date them all! Over and over again, the
Speed Seduction techniques have amazed
even me ... exceeding my every expectation.
A word to the wise - when sending a generic
letter to many recipients simultaneously, do
it individually. Let me clarify. Some BBS
systems have a feature where you can type a

letter in once and send it to many people.
The system then marks your letter as a mass-
mailer, and the recipients can tell that they
weren't the only ones to receive it. Whoops -
it kind of lost its personal touch. You see,
gals on a BBS are often bombarded with
mass- mail from prospecting guys, and
sending her mass- mail is the equivalent of
scraping bottom. Instead, you should send
that same letter out individually. Type it in
each time, or learn how to upload it as
ASCII text directly into the letter editor.

There are many holidays you can take my
Valentine's approach with. So, become
resourceful and creative, and compose your
own holiday letter!

THL PLEIADIAN FACTOR

I met a gal online who was into UFO's in a
big way ... she was convinced that the
Pleiadians were going to beam her aboard.
Realizing this was her criteria, I bought a
book at the metaphysics store about
Pleiadians, and learned all about her beliefs.
Here is one of the first messages I sent her:
Have you ever known strongly that you
would enjoy someone's company, without
the need to even talk? As if just being near
their energy and vibrations was enough to
make you relaxed and comfortable, because
your spirit was being fed. It has happened
here mysteriously with us, and becoming
one with you will be smooth, fulfilling and
deeply satisfying.

As you know, I like to travel spiritually
visiting the souls and energies of others.
What would it feel like after my next
journey took me into your mind ... where I
meshed with your soul and infused you with
my joy. Can you feel your display of
enjoyment and ecstasy serving as my
nourishment, completing the cycle as it
frantically feeds on itself, faster and faster,

drawing us in deeper and deeper. Feel the
pinnacle of sensory overload that would
result … that explosion of relief, finally
allowing us to melt into each other as we
fuse together, bodies melting, souls meshing
- destiny.

-- and here are two responses --

Wow! That was an amazingly powerful
letter you sent me ... yes, I too can feel
that you're going to be a special energy in
my life ... and I know exactly what you
mean by enjoying someone's company
without even talking ... you fill me with
interest ... I too want to know all about
you and I want to mesh with your soul
very much ... Visit Me! Visit me! I look
forward to our next talk and even more so
our meeting ... though I know we've met
before. Until then, peace and good
vibrations.

Hey there! Thanks for the message on my
machine ... I LOVE messages! I went
dancing tonight, and got home at 2:30am.
The temptation to call you is incredible,
but alas I'll restrain myself. I'm thinking
of ya ...

Well, as you might imagine, the Earth shook
and our souls meshed as we exchanged a
cosmic connection that didn't end until 4:30
in the morning! This gal still goes bonkers
whenever she sees me at parties ... and the
less I speak to her, the more of a connection
slip feels. Did I do that?

ONLINE PROSPECTING

One of the easiest ways to introduce
yourself electronically to women on a BBS
system is by finding the right excuse. Often,
if they see an obvious and legitimate reason
for your contact, they'll be that much more
off- guard and susceptible to your Speed

Seduction Patterns. Here are some simple
yet effective ways to reel in women by the
dozens, as I promised ...

Some BBS's, such as Westside, give a daily
announcement of birthdays on the system.
You can use that daily list to peruse women
(too bad you can't peruse them in their
birthday suits!) and note down the ones that
interest you. Armed with this information, I
can picture you sending each of these ladies
an electronic "birthday card" that not only
charms them, but also makes them curious
enough to browse you.

This technique also lends itself well to
special occasions, such as holidays. Send
your appropriate email "holiday card" to not
more than half a dozen women at a time,
since simultaneous responses can quickly
bury you with more prospective dates than
you can pursue.

Produce your customized birthday and
occasion cards ahead of time, on paper.
Make them powerful by using the subtle
techniques taught in the Speed Seduction
Course, then reuse the ones that get results!
When it's time to email a card to someone
new, just type in your already prepared one,
substituting her name where appropriate. Be
a scout - be prepared!

An important word to the wise here - make
sure your card is unobtrusive. You don't
want to come on hard and heavy at first,
especially with a total stranger. Your main
goal is to make her feel comfortable with
and totally fascinated by you. If you didn't
know this already, take Speed Seduction. As
Ross Jeffries so fondly likes to say, "Be an
Iron fist in a velvet glove". You will have
plenty of opportunity and know-how to
pursue those women who are captivated by
and reply to your mail.

WHALE WATCHING

Believe it or not, what you are about to read
may save you many times the price of this
book, along with a lot of embarrassment and
discomfort. I'm referring to the art of whale
watching, or learning to spot fat and ugly
pigs on the BBS before they talk you into a
blind dinner date. I'm talking about three
hundred pound welfare mothers with SIX
children and no car.

Some of the BBS women might have a
picture (GIF) of themselves online, which
you can copy to your computer (download)
and view on your screen. This is an effective
method for prevention and detection. Not all
women have their GIF online, however,
some are too fat to fit on a screen, while
others are actually beautiful and tired of the
fan- mail it generates. For these, you will
need another way to ascertain their
weight/beauty ratio.

You might want to have an innocent chat
with your gal, and ask her who else She
knows from the BBS. You can then
discreetly ask these people non-obvious
questions about her. Of course, this is also a
great way to break the ice and introduce
yourself to these gals as well!

Some BBS systems have monthly user
meets. For a really fruitful fishing trip, go to
one of these meetings under an assumed
name. Stay only long enough to scout all the
women, noting down their usernames and
how you rate their looks, Then get out! Now
you know which ones to pursue.

One important lesson is to not get yourself
into something you may regret later when
you meet the gal. Don't come on too strong,
and don't set up a date until you know what
you're dealing with!

Above all, be nice to the fatties and pigs,
despite your lack of interest. These are the
women who may make or break you when
the gal you're interested in gossips with
them about how rude or nice men are.
Women are impressed with men who are
kind and sensitive,

As a final note, stand firm with women who
are abusive to you. If they don't return email
promptly, call them on it; tell them how
rude it is. All this is covered in the Speed
Seduction Course, shouldn't you know it?

RESOURCE CENTRAL

You may be amazed to learn that there's a
whole industry out there that caters just to
the BBS world. There are large thriving
companies which do nothing but supply
BBS owners with software and hardware
needed to run a BBS. Some companies even
maintain a full-time technical support desk.
Just imagine how many women have joined
the computer revolution!

One good measure of popularity is to see
how many magazines are in print for a
particular subject. In the world of BBS'ng, a
surprising number of magazines exist. You
may he interested in getting one from your
local bookstore: any one of them may
introduce you to a BBS system in your own
city. Do n't be surprised to find the blonde
next door on a BBS!

Boardwatch Magazine
5970 South Vivian Street
Littleton, CO 80127-9929

Online Access
900 N. Franklin, Ste 310
Chicago, IL 60610

BBS Magazine
701 Stokes Road

Medford, NJ 08055
609-953-9110
800-822-0437

Connect Magazine
3487 Braeburn Circle
Ann Arbor, MI
313-973-8825

FREE MEMBERSHIP

As a bonus, I've made arrangements with
one of the largest BBS systems in Southern
California to offer you a free trial
subscription, As you fill out the subscription
form, just mention the "Lew Payne
Seduction Special" and you will get ten free
hours of trial access. To subscribe, Just turn
on your modem and call one of the local
access numbers listed below.

Westside/Metropolis BBS access numbers

(Partial Listing)

213-933-4050

L.A., W.L.A., Beverly
Hills, Culver, Santa
Monica, etc.

213-225-9731

Alhambra, Montebello,
Pasadena, El Monte,
Arcadia

213-564-0695

Downey, Norwalk, Long
Beach

310-670-5212

Redondo Beach,
Torrance, Lomita,
Gardena, Compton

310-421-0253

Alamitos, Garden Grove,
Huntington Beach, Buena
Park

818-909-0451

Canoga Park, Northridge,
Sunland, Sun Valley,
Reseda

818-571-5524

Pico Rivera, Whittier,
Monrovia, La Puente

818-961-6133

Covina, Pomona,
Diamond Bar, Brea,
Azusa, Placentia

818-709-0729

Simi, Newhall, Santa
Clarita, Saugus area

805-255-7341

Canyon Country, Castaic

805-526-2395

Thousand Oaks,
Moorpark, places out
yonder.

714-534-9531

Anaheim, Irvine,
Newport, Orange, La
Habra, Santa Ana

714-857-4571

Laguna Beach, Trabuco
Cyn, El Toro, Saddleback
Valley

714-458-7271

Rancho Viejo, Capsitrano
Valley

714-649-2857

Corona & surrounding
community (Silverado)

909-734-8389

Arlington, Woodcrest
area, West Riverside
(some)

The system covers most of Southern
California, so space does not permit me to
publish every access number. You can get a
list of access numbers local to you by calling
any of the above numbers. For recorded
information about Westside BBS, dial 800-
HOT-TBBS (It may take several tries).

If you're long distance or out of state, don't
feel left out! Just call CRIS at 800-745-
CRIS and ask about the "BBS-direct" sign-
up. CRIS provides a long distance modem
service ... They let you call long distance
BBS's at incredibly cheap rates ($2/hr)! No
... you can't use it for voice calls.

I would like to thank Dave Harrison of
Westside BBS for his generosity in making
this offer possible for my readers. Make sure
and drop me a line when you're on ... My
user number is 231, with the nickname
"Lewicifer",

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Lew Payne has been a computer

professional for over fourteen years. He
serves as Director of MIS (Management
Information Systems) for a large corporation
in Los Angeles, managing a national
computer network for a multi- million dollar
company. He enjoys coming up with new
and innovative ways to make computers
more palatable and interesting for those who
can't stand them.

Starting as early as 1981, his exploits with
computers were featured in newspaper and
magazine articles throughout the country.
He has been the subject of several books on
the subject of computer vulnerability, as
well as having participated in computer
security forums.

In his spare time he enjoys eating banana
yogurt at his gym, writing books and
screenplays, volunteering his expertise to
good causes and spending time with his
girlfriend, to whom lie is faithful.

His next project is a guide on how to
successfully respond to newspaper personal
ads, complete with ready-to-use generic
sample letters.

He also plans on writing a guide on how to
play the telephone dating service voice- mail
personals, complete with canned generic
messages.

In the near future, he will be starting a
voice-mail dating service specially geared to
the training needs of new Speed Seduction
students.

You might also occasionally find him on
Westside, his favorite BBS.