Jokes marked by this sign ' *' are gross.Jokes marked by this sign '**' are even more gross !!!

1.

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What is the most suspicious thing in the world?

-the nun doing push-ups in the cucumber field.

2.

*( attention! Can be offensive to single men !)

Why the dogs lick their balls?

-because they can.

3.

**

What is the difference between cook and gay?

-the cook stirs today's food and the gay stirs yesterday's one.

4.

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Little Johnnie comes back home strangely scratched and marked.Parents ask:

'Johnnie, what happened to you?'

'I fell down from my bike mom'

'Don't lie to us Johnnie...we can see it is not done by falling down from your bike.Tell us the truth'

Johnnie is hesitating for a while and says:

'okay I will tell you ! but...the kitty is MINE and I will fuck it any time I want !'

5.

Little mouse runs on the attic.Suddenly she sees a bat.She hurries to her mom and whispers:

'mommy , mommy...I saw the angel ! '

6.

On the religion classes:

'Dear children , what is it: red , small , has a long ,fine ,red ,furry tail , eats nuts and lives in the trunk-holes?'

Little Johnnie raises his hand:

'The description looks like a squirrel, but knowing you , nuns , it might be Lord Jesus"

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