weird websites
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First published in 2008 by
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Text copyright © Stuart McLean, 2008
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ISBN 978-1-906051-29-7
Written by Stuart McLean
Artwork by Polawat Darapong
Typesetting and cover design by
Matrix Media Services, Chichester, West Sussex
Printed in the UK
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CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION.........................................7
NOTES..........................................................8
THE WEIRD BITS
ghost-pictures.org.....................................10
marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-
agency.com............................................12
netdisaster.com.....................................14
not-mensa.com.......................................16
fugly.net................................................18
totallyabsurd.com...................................20
thebricktestament.com.....................22
insult-generator.com.............................24
freerice.com......................................26
humanforsale.com.............................28
headlesshistoricals.com......................30
wildrecipes.com.................................32
baby-names.name................................34
riddles-online.com..................................36
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weird websites
marryyourpet.com...............................38
morphases.com......................................40
allaboutfrogs.org...................................42
worst-jobs.com........................................44
yournotme.com........................................46
strictlynophotography.com................48
nanowrimo.org...................................50
oddee.com............................................52
globalrichlist.com................................54
thespamletters.com............................56
humanclock.com.................................58
verbotomy.com....................................60
stringfigure.com.....................................62
techtales.com....................................64
whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com..66
horoscope-online.org.............................68
reincarnationstation.com.....................70
sillywalksgenerator.com.......................72
talklikeapirate.com...........................74
worst-city.com.........................................76
the39dollarexperiment.com................78
geeky-gadgets.com...............................80
lunchclock.com........................................82
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funny-poems.biz........................................84
international-association-of-fully-clothed-
nudes.com..............................................86
ghost-stories.net.......................................88
subservientchicken.com..........................90
fairiesworld.com.....................................92
findagrave.com....................................94
sketchswap.com...................................96
weddingbetting.com...........................98
deathclock.com...................................100
wheresgeorge.com.............................102
cowabduction.com............................104
bookcrossing.com..............................106
tomatoesareevil.com.......................108
adoptme.com...................................110
museumofbadart.org............................112
rinkworks.com/dialect............................114
Spot-the-Duck.com..............................116
end-of-the-internet.info.....................118
SITES THAT DIDN T QUITE MAKE THE HIT
LIST& ........................................................120
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weird websites
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Introduction
As I write, there are 162,042,117,562
websites on the internet. Of these
161,983,424,031 can certainly be
considered to be strange. But there are
far fewer that are truly weird and even
fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-
all-about-weird. This little book brings
together the weirdest of these weird sites
for your amusement. When visiting the
sites you will meet some rich, ugly people
who desperately want to marry you, have
the opportunity to join The Interplanetary
Society for the Hard of Thinking and be
shown how to send a plague of wasps to
 destroy the websites that you hate. So,
power up that old cathode-ray tube and
get surfing!
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weird websites
Notes
Due to the constant use of the letter  w
every time someone types a website
name into their browser, there is now a
worldwide shortage of  w s. Because of
this we have not included the  www at
the start of the websites listed in this book.
Most of the time you can reach a site
without the  www. but if a site doesn t
load, try adding  www. to the start of the
website name.
At the moment none of the sites listed
contain pornographic material, though
some may contain mild nudity and/or
slightly bad language. However, websites
do change over time so, as always on the
internet, surf with caution. Please note also
that specific examples mentioned for sites
may well have been updated by the time
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introduction
you view them, but the weirdness factor
of the site will doubtless remain!
For more weirdness visit:
Weird-Websites.info
Your Password to reach the Secret Pages
is: I-Am-Weird
Stuart McLean
2008
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