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IF I COULD OFFER YOU ONLY ONE TIP FOR THE FUTURĘ. SUNSCREEN WOULD BE IT. THE LONG TERM BENEF1TS OF SUNSCREEN HAVE BEEN PROYED BY SCIENTISTS WHEREAS THE REST OF MY ADYICE HAS NO BASIS MORĘ RELIABLE THAN MY OWN MEANDERING EXPERIENCE...

LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN OF THECLASSOF'99

I WILL DISPENSE THIS ADVICE NOW. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

EWOY THE POWER AND BEAU7Y OF YOUR YOUTH; OH NEVERMIND. YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE POWER AND BEA17TY OT YOUR YOUTH UNTIL THEY HAVE FADED.

BUT TRUST ME

IN 20 YEARS YOUTL LOOK BACK AT PHOTOS OF YOURSELF AND RECALL IN A WAY YOU CANT GRASP NOW HOW MUCH POSSIBIUTY LAY BEFORE YOU AND HOW FABULOUS YOU REALLY LOOKED

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AS YOU IMAGINE

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EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO DO rr BUT IN YOUR OWN UVING ROOM.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

DO NOT READ

BEAUTY MAGAZINES,

THEY WILL ONLY MAKE YOU FEEL UGLY. UVE IN NEW YORK CITY ONCE, BUT LEAVE BEFORE IT MAKES YOU HARD; LIVE IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA ONCE, BUT LEAVE BEFORE IT MAKES YOU SOFT.

DONT MESS TOO MUCH WITH YOUR HAIR. OR BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40. IT WILL LOOK 85.

BE CAJUTULWHOSZ ADYICE YOU BUY. OT TTSHING THE PAST EHOM THE BUT. SE PAnOfT W7TH THOSE WHO D&POSAL WIPtNG IT OfT. PABfTTNG SUPPLY IT. ADYICE IS A EOflM OT OYKA THE UGLY PARTS AXD BECY NOSTALGIA. DISPENSHKI IT IS A WAY CLOfG IT FOR HOB£ THANITS WOftTH.

DONT EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO SUPPORT YOU. MAYBE YOU HAVE A TRUST FUND. MAYBE YOU HAVE A WEALTHY SPOUSE; BUT YOU NEYER KNOW WHEN EITHER ONE MIGHT RUN OUT.

BUT TRUST ME ON THE SUNSCREEN