Explanatory series

Part I

Revealing Sumerian random code

Now we are going to reveal how Semitic scribes created Sumerian words. The process was completely spontaneous and the Sumerian words were born in specific context. We are going to hunt these scribes in their own den, meaning in their brain. We will follow not their labyrinth, not the etymology of the ideograms but the way Semitic people thought. Although these scribes tried to convince us that their secret language came from heaven, in fact it came straight from their Semitic head. The task is immense but it is doable. The sentences we will choose will complete random Semitic thoughts, no etymology involved, no ideograms, just pure Semitic thoughts. We shall see that these thoughts make sense in Semitic but the same translated thoughts seem utterly stupid in Sumerian. Let us start our real journey in heaven where gods think in Semitic not in Sumerian.

[gu₂]-ŋu₁₀

ki-ša-di

my neck

Sum. gu₂ [neck] < Akk. ki- [ša-di] [my neck]

sa gu₂-ŋu₁₀

še-er-ḫa-an ki-[ša-di-ia]

my neck tendons

Sum. sa [tendon] < Akk. še-[er-ḫa-an] [[tendon]s]

siki gu₂-ŋu₁₀

ša-ra-at ki-ša-di-[ia]

the hair in my neck

Sum. siki [hair] < Akk. ki-ša-di- [neck]

[šu silig]-ŋu₁₀

su₂-ul-[ḫi]

my fist

Sum. silig [mighty] < Akk. su₂-ul-[ḫi] my fist

[umbin tur]-ŋu₁₀

u₂-ba-ni ṣe-[ḫe-er-tum]

my pink

Sum. umbin [finger, toe nail] < Akk. u₂-ba-ni [finger]

Sum. tur [small] < Akk. ṣe-[ḫe-er-tum] [small]

[kaš₃-ŋu₁₀]	[ši-i]-na-tu-u₂-[a]	my urine
[šir-ŋu₁₀]	[iš]-ki	my testicle

Sum. kaš₃ [urine] < Akk. iš-ki [testicle]

Sum. šir [testicle] < Akk. ši-i-na [-tu-u₂-a] [urine]

[na₄ šir-ŋu₁₀]

[a]-ba-an iš-ki-[ia]

the stone of my testicle

Sum. na₄ [stone] < Akk. [a-ba]-an [stone]

[bun-ŋu₁₀]

[e]-la-ab-bu-uḫ₂-[ḫi]

my bladder

Sum. bun [bladder] < Akk. [e-la-ab]-bu-uḫ₂ [bladder] influenced by Akk. [a]-ba-an [stone of my testicle]

[ur₂-ŋu₁₀]

[ut]-li

my lap

Sum. ur₂ [lap] abbreviated Akk. ut-li where r/l allophones

[gu-du-ŋu₁₀]

[qi₂]-in-na-ti

my buttocks

Sum. gu-du [buttocks] abbreviated Akk. qi₂-in-na-ti [buttocks]

[a pi-pi]-ŋu₁₀

e-pe-el-li

my urine

Sum a [water] + pi-pi [defile, void] = urine

This Sumerian sentence does not make sense at all. In fact it is a rebus representation of Akkadian e-pe-el-li [my urine]

And that is the origin of the name water in Sumerian. That was the original single vowel that allegedly meant water. It was actually the segmented first syllable of the Akkadian word for urine. So I can demonstrate to you not only the way Semitic scribes created Sumerian artificial words but I can even date this words according to the carbon dating technique because each Sumerian mud brick where the Sumerian words have been pressed with a stylus has a time clock. You don't have to be a linguist at all to decode Sumerian secrets. You need a laptop and plenty of time to read Sumerian illogical sentences and understand that they are Semitic thoughts. We can clearly see that Sumerian is not an agglutinative language but a rebus system to represent Semitic phonetic values.

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