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ChapterOne
ChapterTwo
ChapterThree
ChapterFour
ChapterFive
ChapterSix
ChapterSeven
ChapterEight
ChapterNine
ChapterTen
ChapterEleven
ChapterTwelve
ChapterThirteen
ChapterFourteen
ChapterFifteen
ChapterSixteen
ChapterSeventeen
ChapterEighteen
ChapterNineteen
ChapterTwenty
ChapterTwenty-One
ChapterTwenty-Two
ChapterTwenty-Three
ChapterTwenty-Four
ChapterTwenty-Five
ChapterTwenty-Six
ChapterTwenty-Seven
ChapterTwenty-Eight
ChapterTwenty-Nine
ChapterThirty
ChapterThirty-One
ChapterThirty-Two
ChapterThirty-Three
ChapterThirty-Four
ChapterThirty-Five
ChapterThirty-Six
ChapterThirty-Seven
ChapterThirty-Eight
ChapterThirty-Nine
ChapterForty
ChapterForty-One
ChapterForty-Two
ChapterForty-Three
ChapterForty-Four
ChapterForty-Five
ChapterForty-Six
ChapterForty-Seven
BooksbySandiLynn
AbouttheAuthor
Eloise
Men. They all come from the big genetic whirlpool of douchebag central and
their brains are all wired the same when it comes to women. More than half of
themdon’tevenhavelifefiguredout,andtheonesthatdocarryaroundbaggage
that is so over-packed the airlines would make a fortune off them. Do I sound
bitter? Maybe I am. No, I know I am because growing up, the only thing I ever
wanted was a relationship like the one my parents had. They’d been married
twenty-sevenyearsandwereasinlovewitheachotherasthefirstdaytheymet.
Theywereamirrorforwhatarelationshipshouldbe.ButasIfoundout,starting
inmyteenageyearsthroughmyyoungadultlife,myfatherwasararefind.One,
whobysomefate,escapedfromthewhirlpoolofdouchebagcentral.
JerryandAnna’srelationshipwasn’tperfectbyanymeans.Imean,comeon,is
any relationship ever perfect? Is perfect or perfection even real? No, of course
not,buttheirrelationshipwasasclosetoperfectasitcouldbe.Tothisday,my
father still buys my mom flowers every Friday and tells her how much he loves
her.
Sothereyouhaveit.ThatwaswhatIgrewupseeingandbelieving.Ibelieved
that every man was like him and I’d meet the one who would sweep me off my
feetandtreatmelikeaqueen,thewaymyfathertreatedmymother.Growingup,I
tookprideinthefactthatmyparentswerehappyandstayedtogetherwhenallmy
friends’parentsweredivorcing.
Ihonestlydidn’tthinkorexpectmentobesofuckingcomplicated.They’relike
abigrubberband,stretchingouttowardswhattheythinktheywant,thensnapping
backwhenthingsstarttogettoocomfortable.Ihadatalkwithmymomaboutthis
verythingandshecouldn’trelatebecauseshe’dneverexperiencedit.Luckyher.
It was all I seemed to experience over the last, oh I don’t know, ten years of
dating.
Ihadmyfirstboyfriendattheageoffifteen.Didhereallycount?Afterall,his
brain wasn’t anywhere near mature enough to comprehend relationships with
girls. The only thing they focused on that young was how quickly they could get
into our pants. They would do or say anything to make us swoon and eventually
we’dgiveinandhavesex.Butthatwasn’tme.Iwasnowherenearreadyforsex
atthatage.
IwaiteduntilIwassixteenwhenImet“theone”andhisnamewasKyleStone.
We’ddatedforacoupleofmonths,hadsex,andthenhesuddenlybrokeitoffwith
mewhenthenewgirl,TaylorBradford,transferredtoourschool.Thedevastation
he left behind was unbearable. My first heartbreak, and we all know first
heartbreaks are the hardest. We can’t even begin to comprehend what the hell
happened,letalonequestionourselvesatwhatwedidwrong.Ittookmeoversix
months to get over Kyle and that kind of heartbreak was something I’d never
forget.
Afterspendingthenextcoupleofyearsdatingdifferentguysandfailingatany
type of relationship, I gave up and went off to college, focusing on my passion:
photography and writing. I was a natural. My father told me I was born with a
camerainmyhand.Sillyman.IknewIwasn’t,buthesaidIhadagiftatcapturing
people’srealemotions.Peoplemaylieabouthowtheyfeel,butthecameranever
did.Icouldphotographthehappiestofcouples,butsometimes,theirpicturestold
adifferentstory.WhenItookcountlesspicturesofmyparentsovertheyears,they
still looked the same in every one of them, a reflection of their happiness and
love. Okay, you get the point about my parents and how I was raised. My
expectationswerehigh,maybetoohighandunrealistic.
WhileIwasincollege,ItookonajobasanassistanttoGerardTruman,oneof
thegreatestphotographersinNewYork.Hewasedgy,cool,andhadagreateye.
He told me I had a promising future and he could see magazine shoots such as
Vogue,Cosmopolitan,andevenTime.Idatedhereandthereincollegebutnever
would commit to any type of relationship. Ha, who was I kidding? It wasn’t me
whocouldn’tcommit,itwasthevarietyofboys—andyes,Isaidboys—Idated.
Afternumerousrejectionsandtotallyfeelinglikeafailureinthedatingworld,I
decidedtotakeagoodlookatmyself.MaybeIwastooneedy.Ididn’tthinkIwas,
andIcertainlydidn’tactlikeit.Iwasastrong,independentperson,andneediness
wasn’t a trait of mine. But, after the countless rejections, I began to think there
was something wrong with me and that I was the problem, a cycle that went on
throughoutmycollegeyearsbeforeIdiscoveredIknewbetter.
AfterIgraduated,Igotajobataphotographystudio.But,workingforsomeone
elsedidn’tsitwellwithme,plusastudiosettingwasn’tmything.Ifelttrapped
and my creative abilities felt stifled, so I decided to start my own freelance
photography business. I updated my portfolio and pounded the streets of New
York, showing off my work with the hopes it would catch the attention of
someone,anyonewhowouldhireme.Icreatedawebsiteandadvertisedonevery
socialmediaplatformIcouldfind.Slowly,businessstartedtotricklein,andwith
the help of my event planner friend, Natalie, I photographed birthday parties,
anniversaryparties,weddings,andanyothereventshewashiredfor.Wordabout
myworkspread,acouplesmallmagazinecompanieshiredme,andafterayearof
gettingmybusinessoffthegroundandmakingdecentmoney,Iwasabletomove
out of my parents’ home and into an apartment of my own. I not only had the
incomefrommyphotographybusiness,butIalsoearnedmoneymonthlyfrommy
blog: “The Dating Adventures of Eloise.” It was fun, sassy, and all me. Women
loved to hear about my failed relationship after relationship because they could
relateandsomehowitdidn’tmakethemfeelsoalone.
Iwastwenty-threeyearsold,anentrepreneur,andIlivedonmyown.Mylife
was great, but I still felt like something was missing. And that something was a
man/relationship.Ihadalottoofferandwhywouldn’tIwanttosharethatwith
someone special? I was independent, had my own business and my own money.
Aftertakingabriefhiatusfromthedatingworld,Iwasreadytodiveintoitagain.
Howbadcoulditbe?IwasoldernowandthemenIwoulddatehadtobemore
mature.Shit,wasIwrong.
Twoyearslater,stilltreadingthedatingworldandwithnoluckatfindingMr.
Right,ithadbecomeapparenttomethatallmenwereassholesandallbuiltfrom
thesamegeneticallydefecteddouchebagcloth.Myphotographybusinesswason
top,myblogwasevenbigger,butthemenIdatedallsucked.
Myself-esteemovertheyearswenttoshitfromtheseexperiences,asdidall
the other women’s that were part of my blog. One day, I woke up and finally
realizedithadnothingtodowithme.ThemomentIdecidedtotakeabreakand
focusonself-love,ImetamannamedLuke.Hewasolder,divorced,andhadtwo
kids.Theolderpartdidn’tbothermebecauseolderguysgenerallyhadtheirshit
together. Right? He approached me, introduced himself, and we got to talking.
Besides being super cute and adorable, he had a great and fun personality. We
clicked right on the spot, but there was something about him that wasn’t sitting
rightwithme.MyintuitionwastellingmethingsIdidn’twanttohearandIwasin
nowaylistening.WehadaconnectionandthatwasallIcaredabout.
We exchanged numbers and had some deep conversations. Then the flirting
startedanditwasexciting.Wewentonafewdateswhenhedidn’thavethekids
andIwasn’tbusy,andgenerallytextedeachothereveryday.Sometimesallday
long.ThemoreIgottoknowhim,themoreIfoundhowbrokenhereallywas.My
intuitionwasstillonpoint,butthatdidn’tbotherme.Wehadaconnection.
He had just started a new job he didn’t feel was up to his potential, his
financial situation was in the toilet, and his ex-wife was a total bitch. Did I
mentionhedrank?Itseemedtobeadailythingwithhim.Sothefactthathemight
potentially be an alcoholic crept inside me. Here I was this confident,
independent,andfinanciallystablewoman,datinganoldermanwhohadwaytoo
muchbaggage.AskmewhyIdidn’trunasfastasIcould.Again,Iwasblindedby
thefactthatwehadthisweirdtypeofconnectionthingbetweenusandthatmaybe
Icouldsavehim.IsawaglimmerofhopebecauseitwaswhatIdid.Iattracted
thetypeofmenwhoneededtobesaved.
Then one day, out of the clear blue, the text messages became scarce. He
wasn’ttextingasmuchashedidandIfeltlikeIwasdoingallthetalkingwhenwe
didtext.Becausemyintuitionwasstillkickingmeintheass,Idecidedtocallhim
one day to find out what was going on. It was then he told me he felt we were
gettingtoocloseandheneededtofigureouthislifeandfocussolelyonthatand
hiskids.Needlesstosay,Iwasblindsidedbythatone.Ihadfallenforamanwho
had made mistake after mistake in life, was seemingly depressed, and drank
himselftosleepeverynight.Hetoldmethathewasn’tinanypositiontodateat
thatmoment.Thenwhythehelldidhepursuemethewayhedid?Heevenwentso
far as to say that maybe he shouldn’t have asked me out the few times we saw
eachother.Whothehellsaysthatafterthefact?
The real kicker was the day before our enlightened conversation, he told me
howmuchhereallylikedmeandevencalledmehisangel.Icouldn’tunderstand
forthelifeofmewhyIcouldhavemylifefiguredoutattheageoftwenty-five,yet
Icouldn’tfigureoutamanandwhyhebehavedthewayhedid.Afterpullingback
foracoupleofweeks,hewormedhiswaybackintomylifeandIlethim.Mistake
numbertwo.Theflirtingbecameheavyonceagainandthenhedidtheunthinkable
act:theplungeandlunge.Hekissedme,notonce,buttwice,thendisappeared.
Eloise
Iwaslyinginbedlookingthroughourtextmessages,tryingtofigureoutwhere
thingswentwrong.Icouldn’tfindanything,butIneededtotryandmoveon.But
what was I moving on from? A broken alcoholic man who didn’t have his life
together?Hewaseverykindofwrong,andIknewitfromthefirsttimeImethim,
butIdidn’twanttoseeitbecauseIwaslonelyandhewalkedintomylifewhenI
was most vulnerable. That was what I did. I over analyzed these situations and
spenttoomuchtimethinkingaboutthem.Butnow,Iwastakingmypowerback.I
would no longer fall victim to these idiots we called men and let them have
control over my emotional state. I did something I hadn’t done before. I deleted
hisnumber.
I had never deleted a guy’s number. My contact list was filled with guys I’d
datedovertheyears.IsupposeIkeptthembecausesomewhereinthebackofmy
mind,Ihadthislittlebitofhopethey’dcallorsendatextandthenIwouldknow
who it was, even if it was a couple of years later. I held on to this notion that
maybe they would miss me. Stupidity on my part, I know. I was fully aware of
howpatheticIsounded.Butnow,thingsweregoingtochange.Withoneswipe,I
went through my phone and deleted the number of every guy I had dated. It felt
goodandempowering.
“I’msoproudofyou,”myfriendNataliespoke.
“Metoo.”Clairesmiled.
“Thanks.”Itookasipofmycoffee.“Thingsaregoingtobedifferentnow.“By
theway,where’sScarlett?Ithoughtshewasmeetingushere.”
“Shewasgoingto,butHannahwokeupwithafeverthismorningandJeffhad
togooutoftownonabusinesstrip,”Nataliespoke.
“With your new empowerment, I’m assuming you’re over Luke now?” Claire
asked.
IsighedasIsetdownmycoffeecup.
“Istillhavesomeunfinishedbusinesswithhim.ThethingIdon’tunderstandis
why he pursued me in the first place, knowing full well his life was shit and he
didn’twanttodateanyone.”
“Maybehejustwantedsex,”Clairespoke.“That’sallmostguyswantanyway.
Theyaren’tlookingforanythinglongtermanymore.Theywanttheircakeandeat
ittoo.”Shesmiled.
“Don’t even question it. He’s not worth it. Plus, did you really want to play
step-mommy to his monster children?” Natalie asked. “You’re only twenty-five.
Far too young to take on any sort of kid responsibility. Not to mention his
excessivedrinkinghabit.”
“IknowandIthoughtofthat.”IlookeddownatmycoffeecupasItracedthe
rim with my finger. “I mean, I know he wasn’t good for me and he’d eventually
dragmedownthesamedrainhislifewasstuckin,buthewasfun,andIlikedour
conversationsandourtimetogether.”
“You haven’t even slept with him,” Claire spoke as she reached across the
table and placed her hand on my arm. “Not to mention he did the plunge and
lunge.”
“Thank God we didn’t sleep together. But it’s not like he didn’t want to,” I
spoke.
“Here’swhatIthink,”Nataliechimedin.“Ithinkit’sthewholerejectionpart
ofit.Hewasthestrawthatbrokethecamel’sbackforyoubecauseyouexpected
morefromhimsincehewasolder.Weallknowyoudon’thandlerejectionvery
well.”Shesmirked.
“All that’s changing now.” I smiled. “My problem is I always get too
emotionallyattachedrightoutofthegateandI’mnotdoingthatanymore.Iflipped
theswitchandturnedoffallmyemotions.”
“Youcan’tdothat,”Clairespoke.
“I can and I have.” I smiled. “Plus, I know my self-worth and I have
standards.”
Bothgirlsrolledtheireyesatthesametime.
“Sonowwhat?Areyoujustgoingtoswearoffmen?”Natalieasked.
“No.”Ismirked.“I’mgoingtogetinsidethemindsofthem.”
“Really?”Nataliesighed.“Andhowareyougoingtodothat?”
“Bygoingoutwithabunchofdifferentguysandinterviewingthem.”Itooka
sipofmycoffee.
“Youcan’tbeserious!”Clairelaughed.
“Iam.You’llsee.Ihaveaplan.”Iarchedmybrow.“Bytheway,Claire,how’s
thenewjobworkingout?”
“Great.Ilovemyboss.He’ssoniceandI’mreallylikingitthere.Kennyjust
methimtheotherdayandtoldmethatIneededtoquit.”
“Why?”Iasked.
“Becausehe’syoung,super-hot,andrich.”Shesmirked.
Irolledmyeyes.
“Iwouldneverbeinterestedinhimanyway,he’saserialdater.Everynight,he
hasanewwomanhegoesoutwith.Ithinkhehasarelationshipphobia.”
“See!”Ipointedather.“Ifguyscandoit,socanI!”IsmiledasIheldupmy
coffeecup.
ImetClaire,Natalie,andScarlettmyfreshmanyearofcollege.Weformeda
little posse and have been inseparable ever since. Natalie is an event planner,
Claire is a graphic designer, and Scarlett is a stay-at-home mom. She and Jeff
werehighschoolsweethearts.Hewasanotherrarefind,likemydad.Hewasa
goodguy,andwhenshegotpregnantayearandahalfago,heaskedhertomarry
him and now they’re a happy little family. He works on Wall Street and has a
fantastic job, one that allows Scarlett to stay home with Hannah. I wasn’t sure
howlongherstay-at-homemommystatuswasgoingtolast,though.Icouldtellshe
wasstartingtoloseherself.Wealltriedtoconvincehertogetaparttimejob,but
Jeff wouldn’t hear of it. He wanted her home raising their daughter. I could
potentiallyseesometroubleintheirfutureifshedidn’tstandupforherself.
****
Aftermyphotoshoot,Igrabbedsomedinnerandheadedhome.Sittingonthe
couch with my knees up, I stabbed a piece of sweet and sour chicken from the
cartonandbroughtittomymouth.TheGilmoreGirls played in the background,
butIwasn’tpayingattention.MymindwastoobusythinkingabouttheplanIwas
putting together for my blog. I finished my sweet and sour chicken, set the
container on the coffee table, grabbed my laptop, and signed into my Match
account, weeding through the seventy-five messages I received in the last two
days. I picked the seven that I thought were the best and set up a date for every
night of the week with a different guy. Now I know you might think this was
nothingbutpuredesperationonmypart,butIcanassureyouitwasn’t.Iwasno
longerlookingforarelationshiportheperfectman.Ihadaplantoputintoaction
formyblog.Thewomenwhofolloweditdependedonmetogivethemanswers
andguidance.Butfirst,IneededtogiveLukeapieceofmymindandputclosure
onhim.
Ipulledupmytextmessages.Shit.IforgotIhaddeletedhisnumber.Mymind
pondered.Iknewtheareacodeandthefirsttwonumbersandthelastfour.Itwas
thatthirdnumberthatIcouldn’tquitethinkof.Ah,Iremembereditandmyfingers
wenttowork.
“You’reanasshole.Plainandsimple.Ican’tbelieveIwastedmytimewith
someone like you. You are a pathetic alcoholic who will never amount to
anything.Sokeeptryingtofigureyourlifeoutandgoodluck.Someonelikeyou
will always be destined to stay at the bottom. Peace out, motherfucker! BTW,
don’tevertextmeagain!”
IletoutadeepbreathasIhitthesendbutton.Withasmileonmyface,Isigned
intomyblogandchangedthenamefromTheDatingAdventuresofEloisetoThe
Chronicles of #Delete. My fingers typed away at the victory that was mine. He
was gone, done, and a memory that was now forgotten. As I finished, my phone
dinged with a text message. Looking over, I narrowed my eye at his number. I
didn’tcarewhathehadtosay,butIhadtocheckanywayandthendeleteit.When
Iopenedthetextmessage,Ilookedatitinconfusion.
“Hello.Yourtextmessagehadmeintearswithlaughter.You’requitealittle
spitfireandI’massumingyourboyfriendbrokeupwithyouorsomething.Ifthis
text was meant for him, I’m sorry to say that he didn’t get it. Apparently, you
sentthisbymistaketothewrongnumber.Thankyouthough.Thistotallymade
myday.”
Whatthefuck?IstaredatthenumberIsentthetextmessagetoverycarefully.
Shit. Shit. Shit. I was ninety percent sure I had the right number. Apparently, I
didn’t,soIsentanapologytext.
“I’m so sorry for that text. I had already deleted the guy’s number and
thoughtIhaditcorrect.Iwasgoingoffmemory,whichobviouslyprovednotto
beagoodidea.Anyway,Iapologizeforthemixup,butI’mhappyImadeyour
day.”Iattachedthesmileyfaceemojiandhitsend.
Christian
Myphonedingedwithatextmessage,andwhenIlookedatit,Inoticeditwas
from that same number as just a few moments ago. I lightly shook my head as I
readitandasmallsmilecrossedmylips.
“Someonesextingyou?”Petersmirkedashewalkedintomyoffice.
“Nah. I got this bizarre text message a few minutes ago. Here, read this.” I
handedhimmyphone.
“And you’re sure this isn’t from one of the million women you date?” He
laughed.
“I’veneverseenthatnumberbeforeinmylife.Soyes,I’msure.Besides,I’m
notanalcoholic,Ihavemylifefiguredout,andI’matthetop,notthebottom.”I
smiled.
“True.Butyouareanassholeandsometimesamotherfucker.So,she’sgotthat
right.”Hehandedmyphonebacktome.
“Veryfunny.AreyouandJimmydoinganythingtonight?”
“I’mnot.Why?”
“IthoughtthethreeofuscouldheadovertoHellcatAnnie’sforsomebeerand
foodwhilewediscussanaccount.”
“You’reactuallyfreeofawomantonight?”Hisbrowraised.
“Nooneworthaskingoutatthemoment.Plus,weneedtogoovertheFireLine
accountandwhatbetterwaytodoitthanhavingabro’snightatHellcatAnnie’s?”
Ismirked.
“Soundsgoodtome.I’llgotellJimmytocancelanyplanshehas.”
“I’ll meet you guys there around eight o’clock. I’m going to go home and
changefirst.”
WhenIgothome,Ijumpedintotheshowerandquicklychangedintosomething
morecasual.Pickingupmyphone,Idecidedtorespondbacktothelastmessage
shesent.
“Ifounditquiteentertaining.Imustapologizeforourspeciesandthefact
thathemusthavedonesomethingreallyshittytowarrantthattext.Smartmove
deletinghisnumber.He’snotworthit.Moveon.”
AsIfinishedbuttoningthelastbuttononmyshirt,myphonedingedwithatext
message.
“Thankyou.Noneedtoapologizeforyourspecies.Youcan’thelpthatyou
allcomefromthesamewhirlpoolofdouchebagcentral.Iknowhe’snotworthit
andIhavemovedon.Allisgoodnow.”
Samewhirlpoolofdouchebagcentral?Iletoutachuckle.
“We’renotalldouchebags.Therearesomedecentguysintheworld.”
“Really?Areyouadecentguy?”
“Iliketothinkso,atleastmostofthetime.IwilladmitIdohavedouchebag
tendencieshereandthere,butthatalldependsonhowcrazythegirlis.”
“Soit’sthewoman’sfaultthatguysaredouchebags?”
Itookaseatontheedgeofthebed.
“Sometimes.Ifthey’rewhiny,needy,andunbearable,thenyes.It’stimeslike
thatwhenweneedtobedouchebags.”
“Did you ever stop to think that women act like that because of the
douchebaggeryofmen?”
Ilaughed.
“Is‘douchebaggery’evenaword?”Iasked.
“Lol.Idon’tknow.”
“Thank you for the stimulating conversation, but I need to leave now. I’m
meetingsomefriendsfordrinks,”Ireplied.
“Haveagoodnightanddomeafavoranddon’tbeadouchebagtonight.”
“I’lltrynottobe.Haveagoodnightaswell.”
Igotupfromthebed,shakingmyheadandsmiling.Thisgirlwaskindoffunny.
IgrabbedmywalletandkeyandhailedacabtoHellcatAnnie’s.
Eloise
“Whatareyoudoing?”NatalieaskedasIansweredthephone.
“WatchingGilmoreGirls.”
“GetchangedandmeetmeandScarlettatHellcatAnnie’s.”
“IthoughtScarlettcouldn’tgooutbecauseHannahwassick?”
“Jeff’s flight got cancelled and he couldn’t catch another flight out today, so
he’shomeandtoldherhe’dtakecareofHannahifshewantedtogoout.”
“Whenareyoumeeting?”Iasked.
“We’re on our way now. Claire has a family dinner at her parents’ house, so
shecan’tjoinus.”
“Okay.I’llgetchangedandheadoverthere.”
“Great.Seeyousoon.”
Ireallydidn’tfeellikegoingout,butIknewifIdidn’t,I’dneverheartheend
ofit.Igotupfromthecouch,turnedtheTVoff,andchangedmyclothesforanight
ofdrinksandlaughterwithmygirls.
When I walked through the door of Hellcat Annie’s, I spotted Scarlett and
Nataliesittingatatable.Nataliewavedmeoverwhenshesawme.
“Hello.” I smiled as I kissed Scarlett’s cheek and then Natalie’s. “Oh, is this
forme?”IaskedasIlookeddownatthecosmopolitanonthetable.
“Yes.Itookthelibertyoforderingitforyou.”Nataliesmiled.
“Thanks.”
Isatdowninmychairandpickedupmyglass.
“How’sHannahdoing?”IaskedScarlett.
“The doctor said she’s teething. She’s been a nightmare lately. She was
screamingherheadoffwhenIwalkedoutthedoor.PoorJeff.”Shesmirked.
“Youdon’treallymeanthat,”bothNatalieandIspokeatthesametime.
“No,Idon’t.”Shelaughed.
“So,”Islightlyleanedacrossthetable,“tomorrowwillbetheofficialdayI’m
kickingoffTheChroniclesof#Deleteonmyblog.”
“What?”Scarlettaskedinconfusion.
“You’regoingtolovethis.”Nataliegrinnedasshetookasipofherdrink.
“#Delete is the new project for my blog. After I go on multiple dates and
interviewtheguys,Iwill#Deletetheirassfrommyphone.”
“Why?”sheasked.
“So she’s not tempted to text any of them when they don’t text her,” Natalie
spokeassherolledhereyes.
“That is not true.” I cocked my head. “I’m changing my game in the dating
world. I have given up trying to find the perfect guy who doesn’t behave like a
douchebag.I’llcollecttheinformationandthenpassitalongtomyladies,viamy
blog.”Ismiled.“Infact,Ialreadyhavedatessetupforthenextsevennights.”
“AllfromMatch,Ipresume?”Scarlettspoke.
“Asamatteroffact,yes.”
“Butwhy?”Shegavemeaweirdlook.
“Whynot?Mygoalistohelpempowerwomenwhenitcomestodatingaguy
who starts behaving badly. I’m not doing this with the hopes of getting into a
relationshipwithsomeone.Thosedays,atleastfornow,areoveruntilIcanget
insidetheheadofamanandtrulyknowwhat’sgoingoninhisfeeblelittlemind.”
“Waitaminute.”Scarlettshookherhead.“Isn’tMatch.comaplacewhereguys
and girls actually want to meet someone with the possibility of having a
relationship?Isn’tthatwhytheyjoininthefirstplace?”
“Yes.And?”Iarchedmybrow.
Itookthelastsipofmydrinkandheldmyfingeruptosignalourwaitressover
toourtable.
“I’m headed over to the bar.” A gorgeous man smiled as he stopped by our
table.“WhatcanIgetyou?”heaskedashelookeddownatmyemptyglass.
I stared at him from head to toe. Six foot one, maybe two. Sandy brown hair
thatwasperfectlystyled.Thebluesteyesthatcouldbenoticedfromfaracrossthe
room. Eyes that reminded me of beautiful tropical waters. His smile was panty-
meltingaswasthelightstubblehesportedalonghismasculinejawline.Igulped.
“Acosmopolitan.”IgraciouslysmiledasIswallowedthelumpinmythroat.
“One cosmopolitan coming right up.” He winked. “Ladies, do you need a
refill?”heaskedNatalieandScarlett.
“No.We’regood,”Natalieresponded.
Themomenthewalkedaway,IletoutthebreathI’dheldinsideme.
“OhmyGod.”MymouthdroppedasIlookedatthem.
“He’sahottie.”Scarlettsmiled.
“He’s a player,” Natalie spoke. “A guy who you’d fall for in a second, full
emotionsandall.Iseethelookonyourface,Eloise.It’salreadyhappening!Stop
rightthere!”Shepointedatme.#Delete,remember?”
“You’re right.” I put up my hand. “He is a player. I’ve got that whole player
viberunningthroughme.”
“Hereyouare.”Thegorgeousmansmiledashesetmydrinkdowninfrontof
me.
“Thankyou.”Ifelttheheatriseinmycheeks.“HowmuchdoIoweyou?”
“Yourdrinkisonme.TheonlythingIaskinreturnisyourname.”Hesmirked.
Iswallowedhard.
“Eloise.”
Withasmile,hecockedhishead.
“Whatabeautifulname.I’mChristian.”Heheldouthishand.
Ilookedatitforamomentwithfearcoursingthroughmyveins.Slowlylifting
my hand, I placed mine in his and lightly shook it while my knees trembled
underneaththetable.
“Itwasnicetomeetyou,Eloise.”
“Youtoo,Christian.Thanksagainforthedrink.”
“Thepleasurewasallmine.”Hegavemeawinkandwalkedbacktohistable.
Isatthere,staringathimwhilehewalkedawayasNatalieandScarlettwaved
theirhandsinfrontofmyface.
“Shit,”Nataliespoke.“Eloise,focus!”
Isnappedbackintorealityandinhaledasharpbreath.
“You aren’t that woman anymore, remember?” Scarlett spoke. “You’re on a
missionandhe’snotpartofit.Don’tletthegirlswhoreadyourblogdown.”
“You’reright.”
Wetalkedforawhilelonger,finishedourdrinks,andheadedhome.AsIleft
therestaurantandwastryingtohailacab,Iheardsomeonecallmyname.
“Eloise?”
Iturned,onlytoseeChristianapproachingme.
“Hi.”Ismiled.
“Hi.IsthereachanceIcangetyourphonenumber?”
Thebutterfliesinmystomachwokeupandfilledmewithaflutteringsensation
thatwouldn’tstop.Shit.Shit.Shit.Iwantedtogiveittohim.Itwasonthetipof
mytongue.MyheartwasscreamingYES,butmyheadscreamedNO,andthenI
thoughtaboutmymission.
“I’mflatteredyouwantit,butIcan’tgiveittoyou.I’msorry.”
“Youcan’toryouwon’t?”Hesmirked.
“Iwon’t.IjustgotoutofarelationshipandIhavethingsIneedtofigureout.”
“Okay,butwhosaidanythingaboutarelationship?Ithoughtmaybewecould
talkandmeetfordinnersometime.”
“Ididn’tsayIwantedarelationshipwithyou.”Icockedmyhead.“I’msimply
lettingyouknowthatI’mnotinterestedingoingoutwithanyonerightnow.”
Hiseyenarrowedatmeasheslowlynoddedhishead.Fuck,hewassosexy
andthisbrokemyrapidlybeatingheart,forIknewhistype,anditwashistype
thatwouldsendmespiralingdownintothedepthsofemotionalhell.
“I understand. Have a good night, Eloise.” He held up his hand and hailed a
cabforme.
“Thankyou,Christian.Sametoyou.”
IclimbedintothebackofthecabandChristianshutthedoor.
“Whereto,lady?”thecabdriverasked.
“360West43
rd
Street,please,”IspokeasthecabpulledawayandIliftedmy
hand,givingChristianasmallwavegoodbye.
Christian
“So,didyougethernumber?”Jimmyaskedaswesatattheroundtableinmy
office.
“Nah.Shewouldn’tgiveittome.”
Peternearlyspitouthiscoffee.
“What?SomeoneactuallyturneddownthegreatChristianBlake?”Helaughed.
“She said something about just getting out of a relationship and she wasn’t
lookingtodateanyonerightnow.”Isighed.
“Ohwell,ontothenext.”Jimmysmiled.
Icouldn’tstopthinkingaboutherallnight.Themomentmyeyessawhersitting
atthetablewithherfriends,somethingstruckinsideme.Ifeltthisoverwhelming
need to want to get to know her. She was gorgeous. Five foot seven with long
brown wavy hair that perfectly flowed over her shoulders. Her green eyes
sparkledlikeshinyemeraldsthatcouldlightupeventhedarkestofrooms.Eyes
thatcouldholdtheuniversewithinthem.Isatatmytableandwatchedthewayher
perfectlyshapedlipsgavewaytoasmile.Asmilethatilluminatedherbeautiful
face.
Wesharedamoment,andeventhoughthatmomentwasbrief,itwouldbeone
I’drememberforalongtime.
“Bro,areyouokay?”Peterasked.
“What?”Iblanklystaredathim.
“You zoned out for a moment,” Jimmy spoke. “You still thinking about that
girl?”
“Noway.”Igotupfrommychair.“Idon’tdoshitlikethatandyouknowit.”I
lookedatmywatch.“It’stimeforourweeklyproductivitymeeting.I’llmeetyou
intheconferenceroom.”
Walkingovertomydesk,Ipickedupmyphoneandhelditinmyhand.Opening
mymessages,Idecidedtosendatextmessagetothegirl.
“JustcheckingintoseehowlastnightwasandtoletyouknowthatIwasn’t
adouchebag.”
AsIwaswalkingtomymeeting,areplycamethrough.
“Lol.I’mhappytohearyourefrainedfrombeingadouchebag.Mynightwas
exciting!Well,maybenottooexciting.Justhadagirls’nightwithmyfriends.”
IsentheramessagebackasIwalkedintotheconferenceroom.
“Girls’ night is good. At least you weren’t home moping around over that
jerk.I’mofftoameetingnow.Catchyalater!”
“Idon’tmope.I’mbetterthanthat.HaveagoodmeetingandI’llcatchya
later.”
Iletoutalightchucklebeforetakingmyseatandstartingthemeeting.
****
WhenIgothome,Iquicklyshoweredandchangedformydatewithawoman
named Cheyenne. I’d met her last week at an art gallery opening. She was
attractiveandnewlydivorced.Shetoldmeshe’donlybeenmarriedacoupleof
yearsanditwasthebiggestmistakeofherlife.Oneshewouldn’tmakeagain.Her
vibetoldmethatshewaslookingtohavesomefunandthatwasallIwantedtoo.
So, I called her last night after I got home and set up the date. Was she Eloise?
Absolutely not, but I couldn’t let her rejection of me interfere with dating other
women.I’dbeeninacoupleofrelationshipsinmylifeandtheyjustneverseemed
right.Iwasn’tagainstrelationships.Theyjustweren’tforme.Atleastatthispoint
inmylife.Maybeintenyears,I’dfeeldifferently.Ijustdateddifferentwomenall
the time without the hassles of being in a relationship. Life was too short to
commit to one person. Especially at my age of thirty. I was in my prime years,
buildingmyadvertisingfirm,makingashitloadofmoney,andenjoyingeverything
lifehadtooffer,includingbeautifulwomen.
“Sorry I’m late,” I spoke as I leaned over and kissed Cheyenne’s cheek.
“Traffic was horrible tonight and I was almost killed twice when the cabbie
decidedtocutafewpeopleoff.”
“Noproblem.”Shesmiled.
Itooktheseatacrossfromherandlookedoverthewinelist.
“Isthereacertaintypeofwineyouprefer?”Iasked.
“Iwouldactuallypreferabottleofchampagne,”shereplied.
Wow. That caught me off guard. First date and she’s already expecting the
best.
“Okay.Champagne,itis.”
ThewaitressbroughtourbottleofChampagneandthenproceededtotakeour
dinnerorder.Ofcourse,Cheyenneorderedthemostexpensivethingonthemenu.I
couldalreadytellshewashighmaintenance,especiallywiththeamountofBotox
shehadinjectedintoherskinatsuchayoungage.Themorewetalked,orshouldI
say, she talked, the more bored I became. When she excused herself to the
bathroom,Ipulledmyphonefrommypocket.Pullingupmymessages,Isentatext
tothatgirl.
“Hi.I’monadateandterriblybored.”
“You’renottheonlyone.I’malsoonadateandmyfaceisaboutreadytohit
theplate.”
Iletoutalightlaugh.
“Hecan’tbeworsethanmine.She’sabuyer.Asinhandbagsandshoes,for
herself.”
“Lol.Myguyisafinancialadvisor,andforthelasttwohours,allhe’stalked
aboutisRothIRAsandshit.DidImentionhe’swearingabowtie?”
“Youpoorgirl.”
“He’scomingbackfromthebathroom.We’lltalklater?”
“Ofcourse.Cutthedateshortifhe’sthatbad.Ifyouneedmyhelp,letme
know.”
“Thanks. But, like the lady I am, I’ll finish it out and then let him down
gently.”
“Goodgirl.”
Cheyennewalkedbacktothetableandsatdowninherseat.
“Whowereyoutexting?”sheasked.
Igaveheranoddlookbecause,frankly,thatwasnoneofherbusiness.
“Oneofmycolleagues.There’saworkissue,”Ireplied.
“Doyoualwaysdoworkwhenyou’reonadate?Myexusedtodothatallthe
timeanditwassoannoying.”
I wanted to tell her that he probably wasn’t working and more than likely
textingotherwomenhewasseeingontheside.Oncewefinisheddinner,Ipaidthe
billandwesteppedoutintothebrightlylitNewYorkCitystreets.Cheyenneran
herfingerdownmychestasIwastryingtosaygoodbye.
“Howaboutwegotomyplaceforanightcaportwo?”Shesmiled.
“As nice as that sounds, I’m afraid I can’t. I have a very early meeting
tomorrow.”
“Poopoo.”Shepouted.
Isighed,asIcouldn’twaittogetawayfromher.
“Thanksfordinner.Ihadagreattime,Christian.Callme?”Herbrowarched.
“Ihadanicetimetoo,”Ilied.“I’llcallyou,”Iliedagain.
I leaned over and lightly kissed her cheek before putting her in a cab and
sendingherhome.
Stepping into my bedroom, I stripped out of my clothes and put on a pair of
blackpajamabottoms.Pickingupmyphone,Isentthatgirlatext.
“Hasyourdateended?”
“Yes.I’mhomesafeandsound.ButthetalkofRothIRAswon’tstopcircling
aroundinmyhead.Howaboutyou?”
“Yes.I’mhome.Shewantedtogobacktoherplace.Ipolitelydeclined.”
“I’m shocked. You turned down sex with a woman? What kind of man are
you?”
“Amanwholooksatawomanformorethanjustsex.Idon’tsleepwithevery
womanItakeout.Bytheway,isthereachanceIcangetyourname?Afterall,
weseemtobetextingquiteabit.”
“Wouldn’t that ruin the mystery of us?” she replied. “I kind of like not
knowingwhoyouare.”
“I suppose you’re right. Two strangers talking by one accidental text is
different.ButIstillneedtocallyousomethingotherthan‘thatgirl.’”
“HowaboutDigits?”shereplied.“SinceIsentyoumydigitsbyaccident.”
“Digits.Ilikeit.YouarenowofficiallyinmyphoneasDigits.”
“Great.I’llthinkofanameforyou.Enjoytherestofyourevening.Ineedto
gotobednowandsleepoffthemassivenumbersrunningthroughmyheadfrom
allthatfinancialadviceIreceived.”
“Lol.Goodnight,Digits.”
“Goodnight,MobileMan.Oh,there’syourname.”
“Ilikeit.”IsmiledasIreplied.
“Metoo.”
Eloise
Iwasinthemiddleofshootingacouple’sengagementpicturesinCentralPark
whenmyphonedinged.Aswewereonourwaytoournextlocation,Ipulledmy
phonefrompocketandcheckedmytextmessages.
“Hi! I was just thinking about you. How are you doing? I’m surprised I
haven’theardfromyou.”
I glared at the number and realized it was from Luke. He was surprised he
hadn’theardfromme?Washeserious?Myfingerswenttotypingtown.
“Why are you thinking about me? By the way, I’m doing fantastic! I would
ask how you’re doing, but I don’t really care, which is the reason why you
haven’theardfromme.”
Afewmomentslater,hereplied.
“Wow.Justwow!Wherethehelldidthatcomefrom?”
“#Delete,”Iquicklyrespondedandthendeletedhisnumber.
“Whatdoesthatmean?!”Hisnumberpoppedupagain.
I ignored him, swiped to the left and deleted his number because I couldn’t
spend any more time or energy on his dumb ass. I finished the photo shoot and
headedtoStarbucksforacoffeeandtostartwritingmyblogpostaboutmydate
lastnight.IhadacoupleofhourstosparebeforeIhadtogethomeandchangefor
anotherdate.
AsIwastypingawayandsippingmycoffee,Iheardaloudvoiceenterthrough
thedoor.
“Hey,you!”Clairesmiledasshewalkedoverandhuggedme.“Whatareyou
doinghere?”
“I just finished a photo shoot and I’m blogging.” I smiled. “Aren’t you
supposedtobeatwork?”
“I’monacoffeerunfortheguys.”Sherolledhereyes.“Hey.”Shesatdownin
thechairacrossfromme.“MybossishavingapartythisSaturdayathisplaceand
invited me. Kenny is going on that camping weekend with the guys and said I
wasn’tallowedtogounlessyou,Nat,orScarlettwentwithme.”
“Ishereallythatworriedaboutyourboss?”Icockedmyhead.
“Hehasinsecurities.Youknowthat.Remember,hislastgirlfriendlefthimfor
anotherguy.”
“Igetthat,butheneedstogetoverit!Whyareyouwithhimifhedoesn’ttrust
you?”
“Hetrustsme.It’stheothermenhedoesn’ttrust.Sayyou’llgo.Please.Pretty,
prettyplease.”
“IhaveadateSaturdaynight,remember?”Iarchedmybrow.
“BFFsbeforedates.Youknowtherule,Eloise.Thinkoftheguysyou’llmeetat
theparty.Youcanblogaboutthem!”Shesmirked.
“Thatdefeatsthepurposeof#Delete.”
“Maybe not. Get their number, go out on a date, interview them, and then
#Deletetheirass!”
As she was trying to convince me to cancel my date for Saturday night, my
phone dinged with a text message from Mobile Man. The corners of my lips
curvedintoasmallsmile.
“Topofthedaytoyou.Hopeit’sagoodone.AndIhopethenumbershave
stoppedinyourhead.”
“Whotextedyou?”Claireasked.“Whyareyousmiling?”
Ihadn’ttoldanyofthemyetaboutMobileManbecauseIdidn’tthinkwe’dbe
talkingasmuchaswewere.Iguessitwastimetoletthecatoutofthebag.
“I’mtalkingtoMobileMan.”IcasuallysmiledasIsippedmycoffee.
“Who?”Herbrowsfurrowed.
“Last week, when I was telling off Luke via text, I accidentally sent it to the
wrong phone number. This guy responded and we just started texting each other,
likeeveryday.”
“Whoisthisguy?”
“Idon’tknow.Icallhim‘MobileMan’andhecallsme‘Digits.’”
“Okay,that’sfuckingweird.What’shisname?”
“I don’t know and I don’t want to know. The mystery of it is exciting!” I
smirked.
“So you’re texting some random guy every day and you don’t know anything
abouthim?”
“Youarecorrect.”Ilightlynodded.
“You,myfriend,havegonecompletelyinsane.Hecouldbemarriedforallyou
know.”
“He’snot.HewasonadatelastnightjustlikeIwas.Wewerebothboredso
westartedtextingeachother.”
Ipickedupmyphoneandrepliedtohim.
“Hi!Topofthedaytoyoutoo!Thenumbershavestopped,thankgod!How’s
yourdaygoing?”
“Putthatphonedownandtellmemore!”shedemanded.
“There’s nothing more to tell. I know not one thing about him except that he
doesn’tsleepwitheverywomanhetakesout.”
“Yeah,right.”Sherolledhereyesandthenlookedatherwatch.“Shit.Ineedto
orderthecoffeesandgo.So,yestoSaturday?”Shestoodupandplacedherhand
onherhip.
“Fine.I’llgo.”
“Yay!It’llbefun.Justyouwaitandsee!”
Assoonasshewalkedaway,myphonedingedagain.
“The day is good. A lot of contracts are being signed today and money is
beingmade.Couldn’taskforanythingmore.”
“Soyou’reincorporatebusiness?Justasimpleyesorno,please.”
Ididn’twanttoknowanythingabouthim.Thisgamewasfunanditallowedme
tobeanyoneIwantedandanyonehewanted.
“Yes.I’mincorporatebusiness.Whatdoyoudo?”
Ineededtothinkquick.
“I’minthesocialmediarelationsbusiness.”
“Ah,Isee.Caretoelaborateonthat?”
“Iliketowrite.”
“Areyoulikeajournalistorsomething?”
“Somethinglikethat.”
“Listen,Digits,Ihavetoheadintoameeting.Catchyalater?”
“Okay.Catchyalater.”
****
I slipped into my tight-fitted, spaghetti-strap black dress and shoved my feet
intoapairofblackKateSpadeheelswithapeeptoeandabow.Tonight’sdate
was with a man named Aaron. According to his profile, he was thirty years old
andahighschoolscienceteacher.AsIwaswalkingoutthedoor,atextmessage
camethroughfromanumberIdidn’trecognize.
“Hi,Eloise.Ireallyenjoyedournighttogetherlastnight.Howaboutweset
upanotherdate?”
Shit.ItwasfromFrankie,thefinancialguy.Becausehewastoobusytryingto
feedmysoulfulloffinancialadvice,Ididn’tgettoaskhimmanyquestionswhen
itcametowomen.TheonlythingIcouldgetoutofhimwasthathelikedtowaita
coupleofdaysafteradatetotextthegirlback.Sowhythehellwashetextingme
already?
“Hi,Frankie.You’reaniceguy,butIdon’tthinkanotherdateissuchagood
idea.Ireallywasn’tfeelingaconnection.I’msorry.”
“No problem. I wasn’t feeling it either, but I thought I would give you a
secondchance,”hereplied.
Rollingmyeyes,Iswipedtotheleftanddeletedhisboringass.
When I reached PRINT, a restaurant over in Hell’s Kitchen, I walked inside
andlookedaround.
“CanIhelpyou?”theyoungredheadedhostessasked.
“I’mmeetingsomeonehere.”
“Aaron?”sheasked.
“Yes.”Ismiled.
“Followme,please.”
I followed her to the table where Aaron sat. He was cute, I won’t lie. Clean
cut,darkhair,babyface.Iwassurethegirlsinhisclassswoonedoverhimevery
day.
“MyGod.”Hegrinnedashestoodupfromhischair.“Youaremorebeautiful
inperson.”Hekissedmycheek.
“Thankyou.”Ismiled.
“Itookthelibertyoforderingabottleofwhitewine.Ihopethat’sokay.”
“Ilikewhitewine.”ThecornersofmymouthslightlycurvedupwardsasItook
theseatacrossfromhim.
Wetalkedabouthisjob,myjob,hisfamily,andmyfamily.Wehadafewthings
incommonandheseemedeasytotalkto.Iwasanxiouslywaitingfortheperfect
opportunity to slip my questions in. He caught me off guard when he reached
acrossthetableandtookholdofmyhand,interlacingourfingers.
“Can we just get married? Because I’m ninety-nine percent sure that we’re
soulmatesandonehundredpercentsurethatI’minlove.”
Isattherestaringathimindisbelief.Suddenly,Iletoutalightlaugh.
“That’ssweet.You’refunny.”
“Whyisthatfunny?”heaskedinaserioustone.“Imeanit.IknowwhenI’min
love, and right now, I’m in love with you, Eloise. You’re gorgeous, you have a
greatpersonality,andIknowyou’remysoulmate.Icanfeelitineveryfiberinmy
body.”
Pullingmyhandawayfromhis,Ispoke,“Well,Aaron,canyoupleasetellthe
fibersinyourbodytostopfeelingit.”Ismirkedtotryandlightenthemoment.
“No,Iwon’t!”heloudlyvoiced.
Iglancedaroundtherestauranttomakesurenoonewasstaringatus.Slowly
gettingupfromthetable,Igrabbedmypurse.
“IthinkI’mgoingtocallitanight.”Ipulledsomecashoutfrommywalletand
threwitonthetable.“Icanpayformyowndinner.Thanks.”Iscurriedoutofthe
restaurantandclimbedintoacabthatwassittingatthecurb.
This date was one that went very wrong. Pulling my phone from my purse, I
deletedAaron’snumberandthensentatextmessagetoMobileMan.
“Ijusthadtoexitadateearlybecausetheguytoldmethathewasinlove
withme,heknowswe’resoulmates,andweshouldgetmarried.”
Afewmomentslater,hereplied.
“Howlonghaveyouknownthisguy?”heasked.
“Ijustmethimtonight.Whatthehelliswrongwiththeseguys?”
“Lol.Youmusthavemadehisheartstop.Iwillsaythatisunusualbehavior.
Theguymustbedesperate.”
“He’snotdesperate,he’sweird.AndnowIcanseewhyhe’ssingle.Shame,
though,hewasreallycute.”
“Youcan’talwaysgobylooks,Digits,”hereplied.
“Oh please, Mobile Man. You’re not going to tell me that you date not-so-
attractivewomen.It’spurelyphysicalforyouguys.”
“Fine.Youcaughtme.”
“Thoughtso.”
“Butit’sthesamewithyouwomenaswell.Ifyoudon’tthinkaguyishotor
sexy,youwon’tgivehimthetimeofday.”
“Thatisnottrue.”
“Yes,itisandyouknowit.”
Isighed.Iknewhewasright,butIdidn’twanttoadmitittohim.
“Comeon,Digits.Admitit.”
“I’mpleadingthefifth,”Ireplied.
“Ha.Thatrightthereisyouranswer.”
“I’mhomenowandgoingtosoakinahotbubble-filledtub.Catchyalater,
MobileMan.”
“Enjoytherestofyourevening,Digits.Catchyalater.”
Christian
“Who are you texting, bro? We’re trying to finish this meeting so we can go
home,”Peterspoke.
“Digits.”Isetmyphonedown.
“Isthatthegirlwhosentyouthatweirdtextmeantforsomeoneelse?”Jimmy
asked.
“Yes.”Ismirked.
“Youtwoarestilltextingeachother?”Peterfurrowedhisbrow.
“Yep.Everyday,”Ireplied.
“Butyouknownothingabouther?”Jimmycockedhishead.
“Nope.Nothing.”
“Dude,seriously,whyareyoustilltalkingtoher?”Peterasked.
“BecauseIliketo.She’sfunandaloteasiertotalktothanhalfthewomenI
date.”
“Ibetshe’suglyasfuck.”Jimmylaughed.
Peterletoutalaughandpointedathim.
“Sowhat?It’snotlikeI’mdatingher.We’rejusttexting.”
“Andyou’regoingtositthereandtellmethatyou’renottheleastbitcuriousas
towhatshelookslike?”Peterraisedhisbrow.
“Nope.Notatall.She’sjustsomeoneIliketotalktoviatext.”
“Yeah.Okay,bro.”Jimmylaughed.
WeendedourlatenightmeetingandIheadedhome.ThetruthwasIwouldlove
toknowwhatDigitslookedlike.Iwascuriousbecausesheseemedtohavesucha
great personality. But, unfortunately, I would never know because she liked
keeping herself a secret. Nonetheless, she was a delightful distraction from the
humdrumofthedailygrind.
****
Eloise
After my relaxing bath, I climbed into bed with my laptop and began editing
some of the engagement photos I took, for I promised the happy couple that I
would have them ready by Monday. As I edited the pictures and stared at the
images that so profoundly captured their happiness, my mind began to wander
aboutthelasttwodatesI’dhad.Financialguydidn’tworkoutbecauseIcouldn’t
getawordinedgewisebeneathallthefinancialadvicehespewed.Soulmateguy
didn’tworkbecausehewouldn’tshutthefuckupabouthowinlovewithmehe
wasandthethoughtthatweshouldgetmarried.MaybeMatchwasn’tagoodway
to do my research. I sent a text message to the rest of the five guys,
unapologetically canceled our dates, and then proceeded to #Delete their asses
frommyphone.
****
NataliesatontheedgeofmybedasIsatonthefloorinfrontofmyfull-length
mirrorandappliedmymakeup.
“I’m proud of you for cancelling those dates. I didn’t think you could go
throughwithit,”shespoke.
“It’s not that I couldn’t go through with it.” I looked at her after meticulously
applyingmyeyeliner.“Theyweren’ttherightguystointerview.”
“Thenwhoaretherightguystointerview?”Shenarrowedhereyeatme.
“TheonesI’mgoingtorandomlymeetatbars,clubs,coffeeshops,etc.”
Sheletoutalightlaugh.“Whatareyougoingtodo?Walkuptothemwithyour
notebookandpenandaskthemwhythey’resuchdouchebags?”
“Prettymuch.”Igrinned.
“Jesus,Eloise.YourissuesgobeyondanythingIimagined.”
“Actually, I only have one issue and that is trying to get inside the head of a
man.”
“Goodluckwiththat.Andwhenareyougoingtodothis?You’rebookedback
tobackwithphotoshootsforthenexttwoweeks.”
“I can carve out some time. After all, I did have five more dates set up.” I
winked.
Shegotupfromthebedandgrabbedherpurse.
“Well, keep me posted and have fun tonight with Claire. Try to keep your
interviewstoaminimum.Youwouldn’twanttoembarrassherandhaveherco-
workersthinkingyou’reafewstacksshortofmentalstability.”
“Thanks.”Iscrunchedupmynoseather.
Asshebegantowalkoutoftheroom,shestoppedandturnedaround.
“Speaking of a few stacks short of mental stability, who the fuck is Mobile
Man?Andwhyhaven’tyoutoldmeabouthim?”
IsighedasIrolledmyeyes.
“Shetoldyou?”
“Ofcourseshedid.ButtheproblemisthatYOUdidn’ttellme.”
“It’s no big deal. He’s just a guy I’ve been talking to. Two strangers texting
eachother.That’sit.”
“It’s weird, Eloise. You don’t know his name or anything about him, yet you
talktohim.Hecouldbesomemurdererorkidnapperforallyouknow.”
“He’s not.” I rolled my eyes. “He’s a nice guy. He’s in business and he’s
alwaysattendingmeetings.”
“Whatdidyoutellhimyoudo?”sheaskedsuspiciously.
“ItoldhimIwasinthesocialmediarelationsbusiness.”
“LikeIsaid,afewstacksshortofmentalstability,”shesighed.
“GetoutofheresoIcanfinishgettingready.”Ithrewoneofmypillowsather.
Shegavemeaslysmileassheleftthebedroom.
****
The cab pulled up to the tall building on East 89
th
Street and Claire and I
climbedout.
“Nicebuilding,”IspokeasIlookedupatit.
My phone dinged with a text message and when I took it from my purse, I
noticeditwasfromMobileMan.
“Hithere.Irealizedwedidn’ttouchbasetoday.Everythinggood?”
ThedoormanopenedthedoorforusandClairetoldhimwewerehereforthe
ChristianBlakeparty.Hepolitelysmiledandtoldustotaketheelevatoruptothe
29
th
floorandhewasinapartmentB.
“Is it weird that I’m really nervous?” Claire asked as we stepped off the
elevator.
“Yes.Whywouldyoubenervous?He’syourboss.”
“Exactly!”Shelightlyhitmyarm.“He’smyboss!I’veneverseenhimoutside
oftheoffice.”
“Calm down. He’s just a person like you and me,” I spoke as I knocked on
apartmentBandrepliedbacktoMobileMan.
“Hi!Everything’sgreat.Outwithmygirlfriendrightnow.You?”
“Goodtohear.It’sbeenquiteabusyday.Havingsomepeopleover.Catchya
later?”
“Catchyalater!”
Some guy, a really cute guy, dressed in all black with blonde wavy hair
answeredthedoor.
“Hey,Claire.”Hesmiledashekissedhercheek.“Comeonin.”
“Hey,Peter.Thisismygirlfriend,Eloise.”
Webothlookedateachotherstrangely.
“IthinkIknowyou.”Hepointedatme.
“IfeelasifIknowyoutoo.”Icockedmyheadbutcouldn’tforthelifeofme
rememberwherefrom.
“Waitaminute.You’rethatgirlfromHellcatAnnie’s.”Hesmiled.
Iglaredathimforamoment.Shit.
“Claire,who’syourboss?”Iasked.
“HisnameisChristianBlake.Why?”
Igulped.
“Hello,Claire,”hisvoicespokefrombehind.
“Christian.”Sheturnedaroundandhelightlykissedhercheek.
HiseyesdivertedtheirattentionovertowhereIwasstandingashelookedat
mefromheadtotoe.
“Eloise.”Hetookholdofmyhandandbroughtituptohislips.“It’snicetosee
youagain.”
“Christian.”Igavealightnodandsmile.
Mystomachstartedtoflutterandmyskinstartedtoheat.
“Youtwoknoweachother?”Claireaskedinconfusion.
“EloiseandIbrieflymetatHellcatAnnie’snottoolongago.Ihadnoideashe
wasafriendofyours.”
“AndIhadnoideahewasyourboss,”Ispoke.
“Okay. Wow. This is weird. I need a drink. I’ll be right back.” She walked
away.
“Would you have come if you had known I was Claire’s boss?” He slyly
smiled.
A waiter walked by with a tray of champagne glasses sitting upon it. Taking
one,Ismirked,“Idon’tknow.”
Hechuckledashetookasipofthedrinkhewasholding.
“Pleaseexcuseme.Afriendofminejustwalkedin.”Heplacedhishandonmy
armanditfeltlikeitwentnumb.
I swallowed hard before bringing the tall glass of bubbly up to my lips. I
couldn’t believe he was Claire’s boss. His smile, his charm, and overall
appearancemademeweakintheknees.ButIneededtorememberthathewasa
serialdater,accordingtoClaire.
“Whydidn’tyoutellmeyoumethim?”Shecameupbehindme.
“HowthehelldidIknowhewasyourboss?”
“But you didn’t even tell me that some guy approached you that night.” She
pouted.
“Itwasabriefencounter.Heboughtmeadrinkandaskedformynumber.”
“Andyoudidn’tgiveittohim?”sheaskedwithamazement.
“No.Becauseaccordingtoourdearfriend,Natalie,he’sthetypeIwouldfall
forheadoverheelsinstantly.Plus,Igotthatwholeplayervibefeelfromhim.”
“Thatistrue.Hedoesdatedifferentwomenallthedamntime.Ihonestlydon’t
knowhowhekeepsthemallstraight.I’llberightback.Oneofmyco-workersjust
walkedin.”
As Claire went off to talk to her co-worker, I walked around Christian’s
apartment,takinginathowlovelyitwas.Whatcaughtmyattentionwerethewhite
oakfloorswiththesubtletintedbeigewallsthatmadethelivingspacelooklarger
thanitreallywas.Hisfurniturewascoloredinblacksandbeiges,givingoffthe
modern urban décor style vibe. Walking over to the three-oversized floor-to-
ceiling windows, I took in the dramatic city and river views, which were
picturesque.
“Beautifulview,isn’tit?”IheardChristian’svoicecomeupbehindme.
“Itdefinitelyis.”Ibroughtmychampagneglassuptomylips.“Sotellme,Mr.
Blake,howdoessomeoneyouragehavehisownadvertisingfirm?”
“Well,”hesmiled,“mypartnersandIhavetalkedaboutowningourownfirm
sincewewerekids.”
“Yourpartners?”Icockedmyhead.
“Yes.PeterandJimmy.Westartedourfirm,BlakeGroup,threeyearsago.”
“Please tell me if this is too personal, but if you’re all partners, why is your
nametheonlyoneonthedoors?”
He chuckled. “That’s because I put up the majority of the money for the
companyaftermygrandfatherdied.”
“Ah.Isee.”Ilightlysmiled.“FromwhatIcantell,yourcompanyseemstobe
doingverywellforonlyopeningitsdoorsthreeyearsago.”
“Ourcompanyisdoingextremelywell.We’veworkedveryhardandputina
lotofblood,sweat,andtearstomakeithappenandasuccess.Alotofsacrifices
weremade,butnothingthatI’veregretted.Tellmeaboutyou.Whatdoyoudo?”
“I’mafreelancephotographer.”
“Interesting.”Hesmirked.“Whatdoyouphotograph?”
“Whatever people hire me for.” I smirked back. I’ve done a few small
magazineshoots,butmostlyit’sweddings,engagements,anniversaryparties,and
birthdays.”
“I’d love to see your work someday.” The corners of his mouth curved
upwards.
Iswallowedhardbecauseeverytimehesmiled,itsentmybodyintoablazeof
fire.Thiswasnotgood.Notgoodatall.
Eloise
I finished off my second glass of champagne and took another as the waiter
walkedby.Christianarchedhisbrowatmeandthenlookedathiswatch.
“You’vebeenherethirtyminutesandthat’syourthirdglassofchampagne.”
“Yeah.Well.It’sjustsogood.”Iwinked.
“Christian,canyoucomeoverhereforamoment?”ayoungmanaskedashe
heldhishandup.
“I’llberightback.”Hesmiledashelightlytouchedmyarm.
IlookedaroundforClaire.Damnherforleavingmelikethis.Pullingmyphone
frommypurse,IsentatextmessagetoNatalie.
“YouarenevergoingtobelievewhosehouseI’mat.”
“Aren’tyouatthatpartywithClaire?”
“Yes.Doyouknowwhoherbossis?”Itypedwithrapidfingers.
“No,shouldI?”
“ChristianBlake!”
“HowdoIknowthatname?”
“TheguyfromHellcatAnnie’sthatboughtmeadrinkandthenaskedformy
phonenumber!Theoneyousaidtostayawayfrombecausehewasaplayerand
youcouldseemetotallyfallingforhim!”
“Ohshit!Omg!He’sherboss?”
“YES.We’vebeentalking.He’ssofuckinghotandseemsreallynice.”
“No, Eloise! #DELETE! I don’t want to see you go down that road again.
Claire said herself he’s a serial dater. He’s the type that won’t commit to
anyone. You’ll date a couple times, get your hopes up, he’ll stop texting or
calling, you’ll get all pissed off and upset and then we’ll have to pick you up
and put you back together again. Men like Christian Blake are notorious for
that.”
“You’reright.Buthe’sshowinginterest.”
“Of course he is! You’re drop dead gorgeous, but I can guarantee you he
onlywantsonethingandyouknowexactlywhatI’mtalkingabout!”
“You’re right,” I replied with a sad emoji. “He’s coming back my way. I’ll
talktoyoulater.”
Idownedtherestofmychampagneandthatlastgulphitme.Whydidn’tIeat
beforeIcamehere?
Hewalkedovertomewithapanty-meltingsmilethatsentaweaknesstomy
knees.
“Youdrankthatfast.”Hegrinned.
“It’ssogood.Icouldn’thelpit.”Ilookedhimupanddown.
“Issomethingwrong?”heasked.
“No.Why?”Icockedmyhead.
“It’sjustthewayyoulookedatme.”
“You’reanincrediblyattractiveman.I’msureallthewomenlookatyoulike
that.”
Hestoodthereforamoment,hiseyesburningintomine.Heslowlybroughthis
handupandplaceditonmycheek.
“AndIthinkyouareaverybeautifulwoman.”
Icouldfeeltheheatrisethroughoutmyface.Hishandwassoftassilk,andhis
touchfrozemeinplace.
“Thankyou,”Imuttered.“Couldyoupleasetellmewhereyourbathroomis?”
“I’llshowyou.”Hesmiled.
Hegrabbedholdofmyhandandledmethroughthelivingroomanddownthe
hallway.
“Lookslikesomeoneisusingit,”hespoke.“Youcanusetheoneupstairs.”
Stillholdingmyhand,heledmeupthestairsandtothefirstdoorontheleft.
“Thank you.” My lips gave way to a small smile as I went into the bathroom
andshutthedoor.
Mybodywastinglingfromheadtotoe.Afterwashingmyhandsandlookingat
myself in the mirror, I took in a deep breath and opened the door, only to find
Christian standing there waiting for me. Our eyes locked on each other’s and
suddenly,hislipswerepressedintomine.Soft,subtle,invigorating.Ireturnedhis
kissandthenhelookedatme.HeleanedinforanotherandIwillinglylethim.His
tonguemetmineasourlipsmovedinsync.Thehandthatwassoftlyplacedonmy
cheek moved to the nape of my neck, intensifying the lip lock we were in. He
slowlybeganpushingmebackintothebathroom.Shit.Weweregoingtohavesex,
andatthispoint,Ididn’tcare.Thealcoholfuckedwithallmysensesofwhatwas
rightandwhatwaswrong.Thiswasdefinitelyawrong,butIwastoodeepinto
thefeelingofhishandsallovermybodytocare.Hekickedthedoorshutwithhis
footandreachedhishandbackandlockedit.
HisfingershookedaroundthethinstrapstothedressIwaswearing,andwith
ease,pushedthemoffmyshoulders,lettingmydressfalltotheground.Myhands
fumbled with the buttons on his shirt as the heated moment made my heart race
with anticipation of seeing his naked body. With one hand, he unclasped my
straplessbrawitheaseandtossedittotheside.Hishandsgropedmybreastsas
ourlipsstayedlockedtogether.Softmoansescapedbothofusatthesametimeas
his hand traveled down my torso and into my panties. The light sweep of his
fingersacrossmywetzonemademegasp.
Ifumbledwithhisbeltasheslippedoffmypanties.Breakingourkiss,hetook
astepbackandstaredatmewhileheunbuttonedhispantsandslidthemoffhis
hips.Holyshit,hisbodyrockedinalltherightplaces.Toned,muscular,perfect.
Hiscock,long,big,butnottoobig,stoodtallandproudinfrontofme.Myheart
racedatthespeedoflightasheremovedhiswalletfromhispantsandtookouta
condom.Afterrollingiton,hishandsclaspedmyhipsandheliftedmeuponthe
counter.Ourlipsmetagainwithpleasureandmyhandsroamedoverhisbody.In
onethrust,hewasinsideme,mypussytakinghimininchbyinch.Ithrewmyhead
backatthepleasureashislipsexploredmyneck.Mylegswrappedtightlyaround
himashedeepenedhimselfinsideme.Hishipsmovedbackandforth,whilehis
cock hit every pleasure station. The buildup was coming and I found myself
standing at the edge of a cliff waiting for the moment to take the leap into
euphoria.Iquietlymoanedsonoonewouldhearasdidhewhilehethrustinand
outofme.Myorgasmeruptedandhismouthsmashedintominetoquiettheferal
soundsthatescapedme.Tighteningmylegs,mybodyreleaseditselftohim,giving
upallthepleasureIhadstoredupinsideme.Hesloweddownasgroanserupted
in his chest and he halted as he came, pushing deep inside as my nails dug into
back.
Hepulledoutofmeanddisposedofthecondominthewastebasket.Hopping
offthecounter,Ialmostfellduetotheintenseshakingofmylegs.
“Areyouokay?”Christianaskedashelightlygrabbedholdofmyarm.
“I’mfine.Justalegcramp.”Ilightlysmiled.
Afterputtingonourclothes,heturnedtomeandplacedhishandonmycheek.
“Iwanttoseeyouagain.”Histhumbsoftlystrokedmyskin.
Ineededtoplayitcoolinfrontofhimandittookeverybitofpostsexstrength
Ihadtoremaincomposed.
“I’mthinkingthisisaone-timething.We’dbeendrinkinganditjusthappened.
So,Ithinkit’sbestthatwedon’tseeeachotheragain.”
“You’renotserious,”hespoke.
“Oh,Iam,Mr.Blake.Nowifyou’llexcuseme,Ineedtoleave.I’msureClaire
islookingforme.”
“Can I at least get your phone number?” he asked as I opened the bathroom
door.
“No.I’msorry.LikeIsaidbefore,I’mnotreadytodateanyonerightnow.”
Iwalkedoutofthebathroom,practicallyhyperventilating,andscurriedtothe
frontdoor.Takingtheelevatordowntothelobby,IranoutasfastasIcould.Once
the fresh crisp air hit my lungs, I leaned against the brick wall and placed my
handsonmyhead.IhadneverdonewhatIjustdid.I’dneversleptwithamanI
didn’t know and I’d never had a one-night stand. All kinds of feelings and
emotionswerecoursingthroughmybody.Forfucksake,whydidhehavetobeso
sexyandsuperbatsex?SexwaswhathewasafterandIwillinglygaveintohim.
HowstupidcouldIbe?Shakingmyhead,Ipulledmyphonefrommypurseand
sentatextmessagetoClaire.
“Hey,I’mnotfeelingwell,soI’mgoingtogohome.”
“What’swrong?”
“I feel nausea and I have a headache. It hit me out of nowhere. Talk
tomorrow?”
“Ofcourse.Feelbetter.Ifyouneedanything,callme.”
Iwalkeddownthestreetandhailedacabhome.Ifeltthisoverwhelmingneed
totextMobileMan.
“Hi.I’mhavingabadnight.”
“Youandmeboth.Youokay?”
“Yeah. I’m fine. Just one of those nights where everything seems to go
wrong.”
“Funny you should say that because I feel the same way,” he replied. “I’ll
textyoulater.I’minthemiddleofsomething.Okay?”
“Okay.Catchyalater!”
“Catchyalater,Digits!”
Assoonasthecabpulleduptomybuilding,Ihandedthedriversomecashand
climbedout.Insteadofgoinginsideanduptomyapartment,Iwalkedaroundthe
blocktoDidjo’s,apopularbarwhereI’dgoandsitwhenIneededtothink.
“Hey,Eloise.”Charliesmiledashesetanapkindowninfrontofme.“Usual?”
“Hi,Charlie.Yes,please.”
He perfectly made my cosmopolitan and set it down. Picking up the glass, I
tookalargesip.
“Youokay?”heasked.“Youseemofftonight.”
“Sure. If you call having sex with a total stranger in his bathroom and then
runningoutlikeafrightenedchildokay,thenIam.”
Hechuckled.
“Ah.Isee.Thegoodoldwalkofshame.”
“I’dneverdonethewalkofshamebefore.”Ifinishedoffmydrink.“Another,
please.”
“Chalk it up to a life experience. Everyone has to do it at least once in their
lifetime,”hespokeashemademeanothercosmopolitan.“Nobigdeal.”
Istaredathim.Hewascute.Imean,Ialwaysknewhewascute,butthesudden
urgetoaskhimquestionsaboutwomenjoltedthroughme.
“Howoldareyou,Charlie?”Iasked.
“Twenty-eight.”Hesetmydrinkdowninfrontofme.
“I’msureyouhavealotofexperiencewithwomen.Right?”
“Sure.I’dsayso.”Hesmiledashewipeddownthecounter.
“WouldyoumindifIaskedyouafewquestions?”
“Gorightahead.”
Eloise
AfterinterviewingCharlie,andthreecosmopolitanslater,Istumbledhome.As
Iapproachedmyapartment,IheardNataliecallmynamefromdownthehall.
“Eloise?”
“Natalie?Whatareyoudoinghere?”
Sheheldupthebrownbagshewascarrying.
“Clairetoldmeyouleftthepartybecauseyouweresick,soIthoughtI’dswing
byandbringyousomechickensoup.But,bythelooksofit,Idon’tthinkyou’re
sick at all.” She walked up to me and placed her nose in front of my mouth.
“You’vebeendrinkingcosmopolitans.”
“So?”Iwalkedinsideandkickedoffmyshoes.
Shesetthebrownbagwiththesoupinitdownonthekitchencounter.
“Wherewereyou?”
“Didjo’s around the corner.” I walked into my bedroom and she followed
behind.
“Why?WhydidyoutellClairethatyouweresickandhadtoleave?”
“Ididn’twanttobethere.”Istrippedoutofmyclothesandpulledmynightshirt
frommydrawer.
“DidsomethinghappenwithChristian?”Shetookaseatontheedgeofthebed
andnarrowedhereyesatme.
“No.Whywouldyouthinkthat?”Iwentintothebathroomtowashmyface.
“Youscrunchedupyourface!You’relying!”sheexclaimed.
Forfucksakes,ifIdidn’ttellher,she’dneverstop.
“Wehadsexinhisbathroom,”Ispokeinawhisper.
“What did you say?” She walked up beside me and rested her hip on the
counter.
“WEHADSEXINHISBATHROOM!”Ishouted.
Shecuppedherhandoverhermouthindisbelief.
“Don’t.”Ipointedather.“Don’tlookatmewiththosejudgyeyes!”
Sheimmediatelyputherhandsup.
“Nojudgmenthere.But,ohmygod,Ican’tbelieveyoudidthat.Youdon’teven
knowhim.”
“Right.”Inoddedmyhead.“Likeyoushouldtalk.”Ipointedather.
“Hey.IownwhatIdo.Butit’swhatI’vealwaysdone.You,ontheotherhand,
haveneverfuckedaguyyoudidn’tknow.Infact,they’reluckyifyougiveinafter
thefifthdate.”
“I know.” I lowered my head as I placed my hands on the sink and took in a
breath.“I’mnotproudofwhatIdid.Believeme.Itjusthappened.”
Sheplacedherhandonmybackandbegantosoftlyrubit.
“Sometimes these things happen. He is definitely fuckable and gorgeous, so I
don’tblameyou.Didyoujustleavehisplaceafterithappened?”
“Yes.Icouldn’tstaythere.”
“Didyouatleastexchangephonenumbers?”
“He wanted it and I told him no. I said it was a one-time thing and it would
neverhappenagain.”
“Good for you. #Delete without actually having to delete him.” She smiled.
“Don’t overthink what happened.” She kissed my head. “Chalk it up to a few
moments of great sex and move along. You’re far too busy to give it another
thought.”
“You’reright.”Isighed.“Alreadyforgotten.”
“Sureitis.”Shewinkedassheleftmyapartment.
After Natalie left, I grabbed a bottle of water from the refrigerator and
retreated to my bedroom for the night. I plugged my phone in, set it on the
nightstand, and climbed under the covers. As I lay there, my mind went into full
replay mode about the events of tonight. I didn’t want to rehash what had
happened.Iwantedtoforgetaboutit,butIcouldn’t.Thesexwastoogoodandso
wasChristian.HewastheexacttypeofmanIwouldfallinlovewith.I’dalready
felt the connection between us at Hellcat Annie’s and, to be honest, my intuition
wasn’tsayingawordtome.Butmenlikehimcouldn’tcommittoonewomanand
hehadprovedthatwiththenumberofwomenhedatedeveryweek.
****
Christian
AshardasItriedtogoonwiththenightandentertainmyguests,Icouldn’tget
Eloiseoutofmyhead.MaybeIshouldn’thavehadsexwithher.MaybeIshould
have just stopped at the kiss. But she wasn’t telling me to stop. Her body was
perfectionandthefeelingIgotwhileIwasburieddeepinsideherwasafeeling
I’d never experienced before. Shit. I needed to apologize to her for what
happened.
“Hey,Claire,”IspokeasIlightlyplacedmyhandonhershoulder.“Istherea
chanceyoucangivemeEloise’snumber?”
Shelookedatmeinbewilderment.
“Umm.I’msorry,Christian,butIcan’t.Icanaskherifshewantsmetogiveit
toyou.”
“Shewon’t.Shealreadytoldmenotonight.”
“Listen,she’sbeenhurtrecently.Notonlyrecently,butalot,andshe’stakinga
stepbackfromdating.”
“Ijustwanttotakeherouttodinnerandmaybegettoknowheralittlebetter.”
“Dinner and getting to know someone usually equals a date, and that’s
somethingshedoesn’twanttodorightnow.She’sgothercareerandthat’swhat
she’sfocusingon.”Shegavemeasmall,sympatheticsmile.
“Iunderstand.”Inodded.
“Thanksforinvitingme.Ihadagreattime.I’llseeyouonMonday,”shespoke.
“Haveagoodweekend.”Ikissedhercheek.
Aftereveryoneclearedoutandthecatererscleanedupandleft,Iheadedtomy
bedroom.AsIclimbedintobed,Iheldmycellphoneinmyhandandpulledupmy
textmessages.WasittoolatetotextDigits?Itwasmidnight,butshedidsayshe
wasoutwithfriends.
“Ihopeit’snottoolatetotextyou.”
“I’mawake,”sherepliedwithasmileyface.
“Didyoureveninggetanybetter?”
“Notreally.Howaboutyours?”
“Couldhavebeenbetter.”
“Somethinghappen?”
“Nah.Justgirlproblems.”
“Samehere,butsubstitutethegirlwithaguy.”
“Anotherdouchebag?”
“I haven’t decided yet. What’s your girl problem? If you don’t mind me
asking?”
“She’sjustsomeoneIwanttogettoknowbetter.”
“Thengoafterher.Youdoknowit’stheguy’sjobtochasethewoman.”
“Shewantsnothingtodowithme.”
“Thenshe’snotworththetroubleofgettingtoknow.”
“Perhapsyou’reright.I’llcatchyalater,Digits.I’mtired.Goodnight.”
“Catchyalater,MobileMan.Goodnight.”
MaybeEloisewasn’tworththetrouble,butIstillneededtoapologizetoher.
Eloise
Iturnedoffmyalarm,stumbledoutofbed,andmademywaytothekitchenfor
a cup of coffee. I had hoped that sometime during the night, the sensation that
flowed through my body from Christian would cease. But it didn’t. After letting
outalongyawn,Igrabbedmycoffeeandheadedtothebathroomforashowerand
togetreadyfortheweddingIwasshootingtoday.ThethingIlovedaboutSunday
weddings was the fact that they were always in the afternoon and over with by
fiveo’clock.
Aftertheceremonyandphotoshootwiththebride,groom,andthebridalparty,
it was time to head to the reception at Antun’s in Queens Village. As I was
photographing the guests, I was startled when I heard a voice come up from
behindhim.
“Eloise?”
“Christian?”
My stomach twisted in a ball and a wave of heat swept over me as I turned
around.
“You’rephotographingthiswedding?”heasked.
“Yeah.Whatareyoudoinghere?”Inervouslyasked.
“Thegroomisafriendofmine.Wow.Ican’tbelieveyou’restandinginfrontof
me. I really need to talk to you. I tried to get your number from Claire, but she
wouldn’tgiveittome.”
“I’msorry,butI’mreallybusy.Idon’thavetimetotalk,”InervouslyspokeasI
neededtogetawayfromhim.
ThehumiliationIfeltaftertheeventsoflastnightwasoverwhelming.
“Afterthewedding,then.It’simportant.Please.”
“Christian,look—”
“Eloise,please,”hesoftlyspoke.
“Okay.Fine.Afterthewedding,butIonlyhaveafewminutes.”
“AfewminutesisallIneed.”
Hegavemeasmallsmileandwalkedaway.
Whatcouldhepossiblywanttotalktomeabout?Icouldbarelylookhiminthe
eye,letalonecarryonaconversationwithhim.Oncetheweddingcametoanend
and I said goodbye to the bride and groom, I headed out the door and found
Christiansittingontheedgeoftheretainerwallinfrontofthefountain.Itookina
long,deepbreathandwalkedovertohim.
“Hey.”
“Hi,”hespokeashestoodup.
“Sowhatdidyouwanttotalktomeabout?”Inervouslyasked.
“Ijustwantedtoapologizetoyouforlastnight.Ishouldn’thavecomeonso
strong.ItwaswrongandI’msorry.”
Waitaminute.Washeactuallyapologizingforhavingsexwithme?
Ididn’tknowhowtorespond.Noguyhadeverdonethatbefore.Itwasatthat
momentthatstupidfellfrommymouth.
“Don’tapologize.It’snotlikeItriedtostopyou.Iwasawillingpartner.”
“Still.ItnevershouldhavehappenedandIjustwantedtocleartheair.Iknow
howupsetyouwereafterwards.AndClaireisyourfriend,whohappenstobean
employeeofmine.I’msurewe’llrunintoeachotherfromtimetotimeandIdon’t
wanttheretobeanyawkwardness.”
IsighedasItookaseatonthewallandhesatdownnexttome.
“It’snotthatIwasupset,Christian.WhathappenedissomethingIdon’tever
do.”
“Youdon’teverhavesex?”Hesmirked.
Iletoutalightlaugh.
“Ihavesex,justnotwithaguyIdon’tknow.GuysareluckyifIgiveitupon
thefifthdate.”
“Irespectthat.You,Eloise,areawomanofvalue.”
“Somevalue.”Irolledmyeyes.
“Shithappens.We’veallmademistakes.Don’tbeatyourselfupoverit.Ijust
wantedtoapologize,that’sall.”
“Thankyou.Iappreciateit.Butyouseriouslyhavenoneedtoapologize.”
Hegotupfromthewallandbegantowalkaway.Afterplacinghishandsinhis
pockets,hestoppedandslowlyturnedhishead.
“Fortherecord,I’mhappyIwasyourfirst.”Hewinked.
Asmallsmilecrossedmylips.
“Fortherecord,I’mnotconsideringitamistake,”Ispoke.
Hegavemeasmallsmileandwalkedaway.Ialreadyknewthekindofeffect
hehadonwomen.ItwasthesameeffectIfelt.Womenfellhardandfastforhim
andifIgavehimanotherthought,Iwouldbecomeoneofthosewomen.Hencethe
reasonIcouldn’tgetinvolvedwithhim.Ipulledmyphonefrommypurseandsent
atextmessagetoMobileMan.
“How’syourday?”
“Funny,Iwasjustthinkingabouttextingyou.DayturnedoutbetterthanI
thoughtitwould.Yours?”
“It’sgood.Reallygood.”Iinsertedasmileyface.
“Gladtohear.Anymoredatesscheduled?”
“Notyet,butI’mworkingonit.”Isentthewinkyface.
“You’llfindtherightguy.I’msureofit.”
“I’mnotlookingforaguyorarelationshiprightnow.Justsomeanswers.”
“??”
“I want to know a man’s thought process when it comes to pursuing a
woman.”
“I’mnotsureIunderstand.”
“Iwanttoknowwhytheytakehoursordaystorespondtoatextmessage.
WhydotheysuddenlygoMIAorghostawomanafterleadingheron?”
“I see. Maybe I can help you with that. We should meet for a drink.” He
insertedthesmileyface.
“You’re smooth, Mobile Man. But all is good. I’ll get the information I
need.”
“Sonodrink?”
“No drink. Do you really want to ruin what we have by actually meeting
each other? Don’t you think this is fun? The two of us just randomly talking
everydaywithoutknowingwhotheotheris?”
“Iwilladmitit’sweird,Digits.ButI’mcoolwithit.Iliketalkingtoyou.”
“Iliketalkingtoyoutoo.”
“OnelastquestionandthenIhavetogo.Howoldareyou?”
Ididn’tseetheharmintellinghimmyage.Plus,itwouldbegoodtoknowhis.
What if he was some sixty-year-old man or something. Not that it would matter
becauseIlikedtalkingtohim.Butitwouldbekindofweirdtocarryonatexting
relationshipwithsomeonethatold.
“I’mtwenty-five.Andyou?”
“Thirty.”
ThankGod.Hewasonlyafewyearsolderthanme.
“Haveagoodnight,myfriend,”Ireplied.
“Youtoo,Digits.Besafeandbehaveyourself.”
“Youtoo.Don’tgooutandbeadouchebagtosomepoorgirl.”
“Iwillkeepmydouchebaggerytoaminimum.”
IsmiledasIclosedoutofmymessagesandplacedmyphoneinmypurse.It
wastimetogohome,getchanged,andhitupthebartotryandmeetsomeguys.
Christian
AsmuchasIhatedtoadmitit,IfeltthisincrediblystrongconnectiontoEloise,
a connection I had never felt before with any woman. Perhaps this was the
connectionI’dbeensearchingformyentiredatinglife.NotonlydidIfeelitthe
moment I laid eyes on her at Hellcat Annie’s, or the moment we had sex in my
bathroom, but sitting on the wall and talking to her made it even stronger. I
couldn’t explain it and I didn’t want to think about it anymore. She wasn’t
interested in dating anyone, and as hard as it was, I needed to respect that. I
wantedtoknowwhathappenedinherlastrelationshipandtherewasoneperson
whocouldtellme.
The next morning, after grabbing some coffee and getting settled into work, I
calledClaireintomyoffice.
“What’sup,Christian?”Shecheerfullysmiled.
“Haveaseat,please.IhaveaquestionaboutyourfriendEloise.”
Shesattherewithanarrowingeye.
“I’mnotsureIcanansweryourquestion,buttryme.”
Leaningbackinmychairandbringingmyankleuptomyknee,Ispoke,“What
happenedinherlastrelationship?”
“Excuseme?”Shecockedherhead.
“I’massuminghehurtherprettybad.Badenoughthatshedoesn’twanttodate
anyonerightnow.”
“Youmeandateyou,right?”
“Meoranyoneelse.Isitjustmeshedoesn’twanttodate?”Icautiouslyasked.
“Toputyourmindatease,Christian,no,it’snotjustyou.Eloisedoesn’twant
todateperiod.Asforherlastrelationship,itwasn’tevenarealrelationship.She
andtheguyhadbeentalkingforafewmonths,wentoutacoupleoftimes,andthen
hedecidedtheyweregettingtooclose.Thatwasthestrawthatbrokethecamel’s
backforher.She’sneverbeenluckyintherelationshipdepartment.Alltheguys
sheattractsaretotalassholes.”
Iraisedmybrowather.“Includingme?”
“Oh,God,no.Ofcoursenot.It’sjustthetimingofthetwoofyoumeetingwas
wrong.”
“Yeah.Maybeitwas.Thanks,Claire.”
“Sure.”Shenoddedwithasmallsmileasshegotupfromherseatandwalked
outofmyoffice.
Ipickedupapenthatwaslyingonmydeskandstartedtwirlingitbetweenmy
fingers.AsmuchasIneededtorespectherdecisionaboutnotwantingtogoout
withme,givingupwasn’tanoption.Tobehonest,Ididn’tevenknowwherethe
hellallthiswascomingfrom.Ididn’tchasewomen.Theychasedme.ButEloise
wasdifferent.AndeventhoughIreallydidn’tknowher,shepossessedsomething
Icouldn’texplain.
****
Eloise
Ididn’tgethomeuntiltwoa.m.ThankGod,myphotoshootwasn’tuntileleven
o’clock. Natalie and I hit up three different bars and I gave my number to three
differentguys.AsIwassittingonthecouchdrinkingmycoffeeandtryingtowake
up,myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromMobileMan.
“Goodmorning.Howdidyourquestgolastnight?”
“Good morning. Three different guys have become my victims. Now to
patientlywaitforthetextmessagestopourin.”
“Goodforyou,tiger!Justwantedtocheckin.Ihaveabusyday.Catchya
later?”
“Ihaveabusydayaswell.Catchyalater,MobileMan.”
Afterfinishingmycoffee,Iheadedintothebathroomtotakeashowerandget
ready for my photo shoot. Today’s shoot was for Vibe magazine, photographing
their spring collection for next year. They had a regular photographer they used,
buthehadafamilyemergencyandhadbeeninEuropeforthepastmonth,sothey
called upon me to take his place until he came back. I had about thirty minutes
untilIneededtogetreadytoleave,soIopenedmylaptopandstartedtolookfor
someotherbarsIcouldhituptonight.WhileIwasresearching,anadpoppedup
for a singles mixer over at the Loews Hotel, which was being held tomorrow
night.Whydidn’tIthinkofsomethinglikethatsooner?Myfingersstartedtyping
awayintheGooglesearchbar:SingleMixersinNewYorkCity.Jackpot!There
was Date & Dash, Weekend Dating, Flirt Fete, Eight at Eight, and a lot more
festivities around the city. Excitement overtook me. As much as I wanted my
friendstogowithme,Icouldn’taskthemsincetheywerealreadyinrelationships.
ExceptforNatalie,butshewasgettingreadytoleaveonatripwithhermomto
Hawaii.So,Iwouldbegoingsolo.
IsentthemodelsonabreakabouthalfwayintotheshootbecauseIcouldtell
they were getting tired and hungry. Pulling my phone from my purse, I noticed I
hadthreetextmessages.AllfromtheguysImetlastnight.
Frank:“Hithere!Itwasgreatmeetingyoulastnight.Areyoufreefordinner
thisweek?”
Ron:“Eloise,it’sRonfromlastnight.Youupforadrinklater?”
Mark:“Hi.Itwasgreatmeetingyoulastnight.Drinksanddinnersometime
soon?”
Iimmediatelyrepliedtoallthreemessages.
“HiFrank,I’mavailabletomorrownight.Sayseveno’clockatTavernonthe
Green?”
IfIplayedmycardsright,IcouldsqueezeinadrinkwithRonanddinnerwith
Markinthesamenight.
Hi,Ron.DrinkstonightatDidjo’s?Aroundsixo’clock?Ionlyhaveacouple
ofhours.”
Ron:“I’llmeetyouthere.Acoupleofhoursisgoodtostart.Seeyouatsix.”
Hi,Mark.Itwasgreatmeetingyoutoo.I’mavailabletonightfordinner.Why
don’twedoTavernontheGreenateight-thirty?Thatway,I’llhavetimetoget
readyafterwork.”
Mark:“Icandotonightateight-thirty.Seeyouthen.”
I smiled as I closed out of my messages. See what I did there? I didn’t give
them a choice. I took control, which only gave them about ten seconds to think
aboutit.IfIwouldhaveletthemchoosetheday,time,andplace,itwouldhave
giventhemtoomuchtimetothinkandthepossibilityofapromptdatewouldhave
decreased.
Afterthephotoshootended,Ilookedatmywatchanditwasfiveo’clock.It
would take me at least a half hour to get home, which meant I only had about
twentyminutestogetreadytomeetRon.AsIwasrunningthebrushthroughmy
longbrownhair,myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromMobileMan.
“Goodevening.Howwasyourday?”
“Busy,butgood.Howwasyours?”Iasked.
“Alsobusy,butnottoobad.Plansfortonight?”
“Actually,Ihavetwodates.”
“Two?Whatareyoudoing?Seeingthematthesametime?”
“LOL. No. I have drinks with Ron at six and dinner with Mark at eight-
thirty.”
“Ah.You’requitethelittlelioness,goingafterherprey.Isortoffeelsorry
fortheseguys.”
“They’llbefine.It’sallinthenameofresearch.”
“Icanstillhelpyouwithyourresearch.WhereareyoumeetingthisRonguy
fordrinks?”
“Wouldn’tyoulovetoknow?ThelastthingI’dneedisyoucominguptous
andtellinghimhowyou’retheguyItexteverysingleday.”
“Itwouldbefun,though.”
“Whatareyoudoingtonight?”
“Goingtoastripclubformyfriend’sthirtiethbirthday.”
“Ah,lotsoftitsandassforyoutonight.”
“Iguessso.”Hesentthewinkyface.“Havefunonyourdatestonight.Ineed
tojumpintheshower.”
“Iwill.Thanks.Youtoo.Domeafavoranddon’tpayextratohavesexwith
oneofthosestrippers.Godknowswhatyou’llcatch.”
“Lol. I wouldn’t touch any of them anyway. They aren’t my type. Catch ya
later,Digits.”
“Catchyalater,MobileMan.”
Eloise
DrinkswithRonwasinterestinganddinnerwithMarkwasveryinformative.
Bothseemedlikeniceguys.Ididn’twanttooverloadthemwithquestionsrightoff
the bat, so I discreetly snuck them in when the opportunity was right. By time I
madeithome,itwaseleventhirtyandIwasexhausted.
KickingoffmyheelstheminuteIsteppedinsidemyapartment,Iwentstraight
tomybedroomandchangedintomynightshirt.ThewholetimeIwaswiththose
guys,Christianwormedhiswayintomymind.Infact,hewasonmymindmore
than he should have been. It wasn’t just the sex I kept thinking about, it was the
conversationwehadaftertheweddingandthewayheapologizedtome.Doesa
manevendothat?Hedidandhewassincere.IsenseditandIcouldtellbyhis
bodylanguageandhistone.Maybegivinghimachancewouldn’tbesobad?No.
Noway.Iwasn’treadytogodownthatroadagain.
I grabbed my laptop and climbed into bed. After getting myself situated, I
decidedtocheckmyemailformyblog.Myeyesjustaboutpoppedoutofmyhead
whenIsawthatIhadoverahundredmessagesfromthepastcoupleofdaysfrom
womenaskingrelationshipquestionsandseekinganswers.AsIwasreadingafew
ofthemover,myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromMobileMan.
“Iknowit’slateandI’msorry.Howdidyourdatesgo?”
“It’sokay.I’mstillup.Theywereveryinformative.Howwasthestripclub?”
“Likeanyotherstripclub.Iwanttomeetyou,Digits.”
“You’redrunk,MobileMan.”
“Maybealittle.Okay,maybealot.IthinkI’mdrunktextingyou.”
“Gotosleepandwe’llchattomorrow.”
I waited for a reply that never came. He must have passed out. Rolling my
eyes,Icontinuedtoreadacouplemoreemailsbeforedriftingofftosleep.
****
The next morning as I was sitting on the couch editing some wedding photos,
myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromClaire.
“Lunchtoday?”
“Sure.Whattime?”
“Noon.Cometotheadvertisingagencyandpickmeup.”
“Idon’tthinkthat’ssuchagoodidea.”
“Why?”
“BecauseIreallydon’twanttorunintoChristian.”
“Hewon’tbehere.Hehasaclientmeetingacrosstownateleventhirty.”
“Okay.SendmetheaddressandI’llseeyouatnoon.”
AsIwassittinginthebackofthecabonmywaytopickupClaire,Idecided
tosendMobileManatextmessage.
“How’sthehangover?”
“HowdoyouknowI’mhungover?”
“Youcelebratedabirthdayatastripclub.You’rehungover.”
“You’rerightandI’msorryIdidn’trespondlastnight.Ipassedout.”
“Ifigured.Didyoubringhomeanystripperswithyou?”
“Nah.Noneofthemwereinterested.”Hesentthewinkyface.
“Why?Wereyouusingyourdouchebaggerymovesonthem?”
“I’mnotsure.Idon’tremember,lol.”
As soon as the cab pulled up to the curb of 276 5
th
Avenue, I paid the fare,
climbedout,andsteppedintotheforty-one-storybuilding.Takingtheelevatorup
tothethirtiethfloor,Isteppedoutandwasgreetedbyayoungblondewomanwith
brightredlips.
“Good afternoon, welcome to Blake Group. How may I help you?” She
proudlysmiled.
“Hi.I’mheretoseeClaire—”
Before I could get her last name out, I heard her voice coming from the
oppositeway.
“Good,you’rehere.JustgivemeasecondwhileIgrabmypurse.”Shesmiled.
She walked past me and I glanced down at my phone, replying to Christian’s
textmessage.
“Youprobablydidn’tofferthemenoughmoney.”Isentthesmileyface.
“Ihopenot.I’musuallyaverygenerousguy.”
Iletoutalightlaugh.
“Soyoupaytopdollarforsex?”
“Sweetheart,Idon’thavetopayforsex.Womangiveituptomeforfree.”
I smiled, and as I looked up to see if Claire was coming, I saw Christian
headingtowardmewithhisphoneinhishand.
“Eloise.Whatanicesurprise.”Hesmiled.
My stomach started to flip in a million different ways, causing an
overwhelmingnervousnesstoerupt.
“Hi,Christian.”
“Howareyou?”heaskedashiseyesstaredintomine.
“I’mgood.Andyou?”
“Good.AreyouhereforClaire?”
“Umm.Yeah.We’regoingtolunch.”
“Haveanicelunch.”Hesmiled.“IhaveameetingacrosstownIhavetogetto.
Itwasgoodseeingyouagain,Eloise.”
“Youtoo,Christian.”Ipolitelysmiled.
“Youready?”Claireaskedasshewalkedup.
“You told me he wouldn’t be here!” I spoke through gritted teeth as I hooked
myarmaroundhers.
“Hismeetingjustgotpushedbackrightbeforeyougothere.Ididn’thavetime
towarnyou.Bytheway,whatthehellisgoingon?”
“Whatdoyoumean?”
We stepped out of the building and walked down to Ai Fiori because Claire
wasinthemoodforItalian.
“WhyareyoubehavinglikethattowardsChristian?Ireallydon’tunderstandit
atall.Imean,Iknowheaskedforyournumberandhe’sinterestedinyou,butyou
don’thavetoavoidhimliketheplague.Ialreadytoldhimthatyou’vebeenhurta
lotandyou’resteppingawayfromthedatingsceneforawhile.”
“What?!Whendidyoutellhimthat?”
“TheMondayafterhisparty.Hecalledmeintohisofficeandwantedtoknow
about your previous relationship. Oops. Maybe I shouldn’t have told you that.”
Shebitdownonherbottomlip.
“And you told him that I have had nothing but one failed relationship after
another?”Inarrowedmyeyeather.
“I didn’t say that. I just said you haven’t been lucky in the relationship
department.”
“Ugh.Claire!”
“What?”
IswallowedhardbecauseIwasabouttotellherthatIsleptwithherboss.I
wasn’tsurehowshewasgoingtotakeit,butshehadtoknow.
“Wefuckedinhisbathroom.”
Sheletoutaroaringlaugh.
“I’msorry,IswearyoujustsaidyouandChristianfuckedinhisbathroom.”
Iloweredmyheadanddidn’tsayaword.
“Whatthefuck,Eloise!Isthatwhyyouranoutoftheresofast?”
Islowlynoddedmyhead.
“HowthehelldidthathappenandwherewasI?OhmyGod,yousleptwithmy
boss!”
“Itjustdid.Heshowedmewherethebathroomwasupstairsandthenhewas
waiting for me when I was done. It just happened and believe me, I’m still in
shockatmyselfforlettingit.But,IranintohimthenextdayattheweddingIwas
photographingandheapologizedtome.”
“Apologized?Forwhat?Havingsexwithyou?”
“Yes.”
“Whatmandoesthat?”Herbrowsfurrowed.“Listen,Eloise,youknowIlove
youtopiecesandItotallyrespectwhatyou’redoingforyourblog,butmaybeyou
shouldgiveChristianachance.There’sobviouslyastrongconnectionbetweenthe
twoofyou.”
“Andlookatwhereconnectionshavegottenmebefore.Thatdoesn’tmeanshit,
Claire.Yes,twopeoplecanhaveaconnection,butitdoesn’tstopmenfrombeing
jerks.Itallcomesdowntoawoman’sself-worthandvalue,andthemorewomen
put up with men behaving badly, the lower their self-esteem gets. We shouldn’t
havetoplaygamesorbeputthroughtheringerwiththeseguys.”
“I agree. But maybe, just a small maybe,” she pinched her fingers together,
“Christian is different. You could always just try him and then #Delete his ass.
Isn’tthatwhatyou’repromoting?”
“Yes.ButI’mnotinanypositionrightnowtoevenbethinkingabout#Deleting
someone.I’mfartoobusywiththeblogandmywork.Ohshit.”Ipulledmyphone
frommypurse.
“What?”Claireasked.
“Holdon.IhavetosendatextbacktoMobileMan.”
Shesighedandrolledhereyesasshesippedherglassofwine.
“Actually, it does cost you. You take them to dinner, drinks, and maybe a
movie.Thatcostsmoney.Sothesexisn’ttotallyfree,darling.”
“IwasstartingtothinkIscaredyouoff.”
“Lol, sorry. I’m out and about. I’m sure you’re busy with work. Catch ya
later?”
“Catchyalater,Digits.”
“FOCUS!”Claireloudlyvoicedasshepointedtoherself.
Christian
FocusingonmymeetingwashardsinceIsawEloisestandinginthelobbyof
myfirm.ShelookedasbeautifulaseverandthemomentIsawher,thatnightinmy
bathroomstartedtoplayinmymind.Icouldn’tforgether.NomatterhowhardI
tried,shewasalwaysinmyhead.
WhenIarrivedbacktotheoffice,IwalkedovertoClaire’scubicleandasked
howherlunchwas.
“Itwasgood,Christian,”shespokeasshegavemeastrangelook.
“Good.I’mhappytohearthat.”Ituckedmyhandsinmypantspockets.
“Isthatall?”sheaskedasshecockedherhead.
“Yeah.”Inodded.
I walked away and went into my office. Pulling my phone from my pocket, I
noticedIhadatextmessagefromVictoria.
“Hey,handsome.Ihaven’theardfromyouinafewdays.Arewestillonfor
tonight?”
Shit.ItotallyforgotIhadsetupadatewithher.
“Hi.Sorryaboutthat.Workhasbeencrazy.Yes,wearestillonfortonight.
Whydon’twemeetatTavernontheGreenatseveno’clock?”
“Soundslovely.I’llseeyouthen.”
Sighing,Isetmyphonedownandturnedtomycomputer.
“Whatwasthatsighfor?”Peteraskedashewalkedintomyoffice.
“AdateIforgotIsetupfortonight.”
“Who’stheluckygirl?”Hesmirkedashetookaseatacrossfrommydesk.
“Victoria.”
“Isn’tshethechickyoumetthatnightattheartgallery?”
“No.Thatwassomeoneelse.”
Heslowlyshookhishead.“Dude,Ican’tkeepup.Whathappenedwiththeart
gallerychick?”
“Nothing.WehaddinnerandIcouldn’tgetawayfromherfastenough.Shewas
annoying.”
JustasPeterwasgoingtosaysomething,myphonedingedwithatextmessage.
Glancingoveratit,IlookedatPeter.
“Great.It’sher.”Irolledmyeyes.
“YousaidyouweregoingtocallmeandI’mstillwaiting.Whatisgoingon?
Ithoughtourdinnerwentwell.Ithoughtweconnected.Whyhaven’tyoucalled
meforanotherdate?”
“Well,”Peterspoke.“Whatdidshesay?”
“ShewantstoknowwhyIdidn’tcallherlikeIsaidIwasgoingto.”
“Don’trespond.Ihatechickslikethat.”
“Itwouldberudeofmenotto.I’lljustsimplytellherthatI’vebeenbusywith
work.”
“Bro,ifyoudothat,thenshe’llbeallupyourass.Silenceisabetterformof
rejection.”
“I guess you’re right. I don’t have time to deal with her anyway.” I set my
phonedown.
“StillthinkingaboutthatEloisegirl?”heasked.“Isawherinthelobbyearlier.
Whatwasshedoinghere?”
“ShewasmeetingClaireforlunch.”
“Iknowwhatyourproblemis.”Hepointedatme.“You’resoenthralledwith
herbecausesheturnedyoudown.Youwantwhatyoucan’thave.”
“That’snottrue,Peter.I’mattractedtoherinawayIhaveneverbeenattracted
toanyotherwomanbefore.”
“Becausesheturnedyoudown.”Hecockedhishead.
It wasn’t worth arguing with him over it. He was going to believe what he
wantedto,soIjustdecidedtogoalongwithit.
“Yeah.Maybeyou’reright.Maybetheappealtoherisbecausesheturnedme
down.”
“Thereyougo,man.”Hepointedatmeashegotupfromhisseat.“Nowforget
aboutherandenjoyyourdatewithVictoriatonight.”
Igavehimasmallsmileasheexitedmyoffice.
****
Eloise
When I returned home, I set my purse on the table, grabbed my laptop, and
resumed editing the wedding photos before I had to get ready for my date with
Frank. As I was diligently working, my phone dinged with a text message from
him.
“Hey,I’mnotgoingtobeabletomakeourdatetonight.Somethingcameup.
Anothertime?”
Isatthereandglaredatthetextmessagebeforeme.Hislackofexplanationand
onlystating“somethingcameup”wasalie.Andhis“anothertime”wascodefor
“wearen’tevergoingonadate.”ButIdecidedtoplayalongandseewhatexactly
thisassholewasupto.
“Bummer. I was looking forward to seeing you, but I totally understand.
Thingscomeupallthetime.Whenareyoufreeagain?”
“ImaybeavailableThursdaynight.I’llhavetocheckmyscheduleandget
backwithyou.”
“Okay. I’m free Thursday. If you can’t do dinner, maybe we can meet for
lunch.”
“I’llcheckitoutandletyouknow.Again,I’msorryIhadtocanceltonight.”
“Noproblem.”
MyasshewassorryandIcouldguaranteethatIwouldn’thearfromhimagain.
Iwentbacktoeditingthephotoswhenmyphonedingedagain.Thistime,itwas
fromanumberIdidn’trecognize.Openingthetext,IrolledmyeyesasIreadit.
“What’sup?”
“What’supismewonderingwhothisis?”Ireplied.
“Really?It’sEddie.”
Ah,EddieFischer.TheguywhomIhadn’theardfromforapproximatelyeight
months.Thesameguywhotookmeoutonfourdates,constantlytextmessagedme,
andthen—poof—disappearedwithoutatrace,AKAghostedme.
“Ithoughtyoudied.”IsmiledasIhitthesendbutton.
“Lol.Whywouldyouthinkthat?”
“Gee, I don’t know, maybe because it’s been eight months since I’ve heard
fromyou.Ifiguredyougotintosomekindofaccidentandwereburiedsixfeet
under.”
“That’s weird, Eloise. I’ve been really busy with work. I started a new
positionthattookupallofmytime.”
“Goodforyou,Eddie.Sowhyareyoutextingme?”
“Ithoughtmaybewecouldmeetupfordinnerandamovie;resumegetting
toknoweachotherbetter.”
“That’sniceofyou,butthetimetogettoknoweachotherbetterhasexpired.
Bye.”
I smiled as I deleted his text message and continued with my work. After I
finishedwiththelastphoto,Iwentintothekitchentothrowsomethingtogetherfor
dinner.WhileIwascuttingupsomevegetablesforastirfryandlisteningtosome
musiconmyphone,atextmessagecamethroughfromMobileMan.
“Gettingreadyforyourdate?”
“Mywonderfuldatecancelledonme,soI’mjustgoingtoenjoyanicequiet
eveningathome.”
“Hesucks.Whydidhecancel?”
“Heclaimssomethingcameup.”
“Ouch.Thatusuallyindicateshechangedhismindorgotabetteroffer.”
“I know. We’re supposed to set up something for Thursday, but I doubt I’ll
hearfromhimagain.”
“I’msorry.”Hesentthesadfaceemoji.
“Don’tbe.Iwasonlyusinghimforresearchanyway.I’mjustgoingtomake
myselfastirfryfordinneranddosomework.”
“I like stir fry. Maybe I can come over and keep you and your stir fry
company.”Hesentthewinkyface.
“I’mmyowngoodcompany.Butthanksfortheoffer.Whatareyourplansfor
tonight?”
“Ihaveadate.”
“Soundslikefun.Who’stheluckylady?”
“ItcouldbeagirlIcallDigits,butsherefusestomeetme,soIhavetosettle
forawomannamedVictoria.”
“Lol.I’msureyou’llhaveanicetime.”
“Perhaps.I’llcatchyalater,Digits.”
“Don’tbeadouchebag,MobileMan.Catchyalater.”
IsmiledasIsetmyphonedownonthecounterandcontinuedcookingmystir
fry.
Christian
Isatontheedgeofmybedstaringdownatmyphone.Icouldn’tstopthinking
aboutEloise.IpulledupVictoria’snumberandgaveheracall.
“Hello,”sheanswered.
“Victoria,it’sChristian.I’mstuckatworkwithahugeproblem,soI’mgoingto
havetocancelourdatefortonight.I’msorry.”
“Damnyou,Christian.Iwasreallylookingforwardtoseeingyou.”
“IknowandI’msorry.Itcan’tbehelped.”
“Iunderstand.Callmesoonandwe’llsetsomethingup.”
“Iwill,andthanksforunderstanding,Victoria.I’llbeintouch.”
“Noproblem.Justdon’ttakeaslongnexttime.”
“Haveagoodnight.”
“Youtoo,Christian.”
IletoutasighofreliefandsentatextmessagetoDigits.
“Howaboutatextdatetonight?”
“Huh?”Shesenttheconfusedface.
“Wetalkovertextforafewhours.Unlessyouhavealotofworktodo.”
“IthoughtyouhadadatewithVictoria?”
“Icancelled.”
“Why?”
“Ididn’tfeellikegoingouttonight.”
“Soyouliedtoherandtoldhersomethingcameup?”
“ItoldherI’mheldupattheofficewithaproblem.”
“Thatwasadouchebagmove,MobileMan.”
“I know, but you don’t understand. I can’t stop thinking about this other
womananditwouldn’tbefairtoleadVictoriaon.”
“IguessIunderstand,butthenyouneedtotellVictoriathat.Youneedtobe
upfrontandhonest.”
“Sowhatdoyouwantmetodo?”
“Text her and tell her and then send me screenshots as proof. After you do
that,Iwillhaveatextdatewithyou.”Shesentthesmileyemoji.
“Areyouserious?”
“Very.”
“Fine.Justgivemeafewminutes.”
“Waiting…”
Icouldn’tbelievewhatIwasabouttodo.Andforwhat?Afewhoursoftext
talkwithagirlI’dneverevenmet?Digitswasworthit,though.Ienjoyedtalking
to her for some odd reason, and tonight, I wanted to spend an evening with her,
evenifitwasjustovertextmessaging.
IsentVictoriaamessagetellingherthatIliedandsomethingdidn’tcomeup.I
explainedhowitwouldn’tbefairtoleadheron.Shecalledmeeverynameinthe
bookandthentoldmetolosehernumber.Itookascreenshotoftheconversation
andsentittoDigits.
“Happy?”
“Actually,Iam,MobileMan.Thatwasverynobleofyoutocomeclean.Very
matureasfarasI’mconcerned.”
“Our text date will begin at nine o’clock. I’m going to grab some dinner
first.Unlessyouhavesomeofthatstirfryleft?”
“Sorry, I ate it all. I’ll be anxiously waiting for your text. Catch ya later,
MobileMan.”
“Catchyalater,Digits.”
IsmiledasIgotupfromthebedandheadeddowntothekitchen.
Eloise
Aftercleaningupthekitchen,Ilookedatthetimeonmyphoneandsawitwas
seveno’clock.IhadtwohoursbeforemytextdatewithMobileMan,soIdecided
topouraglassofwineandtakearelaxingbubblebath.WhileIwasrunningmy
hands through the bubbly water, a text message came through on my phone from
Natalie.
“I know you’re on your date, but I wanted to tell you I met a guy and he’s
dreamy.”
“Frankcancelled.Somethingcameup.Whoisthisguy?Sendmeapic.”
“Fuck Frank! I’m sorry he cancelled. His name is Nathan and he’s from
LongIsland.Smallworld,eh?”
“Age?”
“He’s thirty-seven and an architect. Believe it or not, he seems to have his
shit together. He’s never been married, owns his own home, and he has a cat
namedLucy.Hetaughtmehowtosurf.”
“Aw,Nat,that’sgreat.Istillwantapic.”
“SowhatareyoudoingtonightsincefuckerFrankcancelled?”
“MobileManandIarehavingatextdate.”
“Huh?Whatdoyoumean?”
“We’rebothstayinghomeandtextingeachother.”
“Okay, seriously, Eloise, you’ve hit rock bottom. Just fucking meet the guy
already.Goonarealdate.”
“Nah, and I haven’t hit rock bottom. I don’t want to ruin our friendship by
meetinghim.Wehaveacoolthinggoingon.”
“Ihavetogo.MymomandIareheadingtolunch,butwe’regoingtohavea
longtalkwhenIgetback.Soprepareyourself.”
“Yes,Ma’am.Enjoyyourday!”
I set my phone down and closed my eyes, taking in the hot bubbly water that
soothedmyskin.AsIwasfeelinglikeIwasdriftingawaytoanotherworld,my
phone dinged. Opening one eye, I glanced over at it and stared at the number
carefully.ItwasLuke.
“Hey,Iknowyoudon’twanttotalktome,butIreallywanttotalktoyou.
I’mnotcomfortablewiththewayweleftthingsinourlasttext.Idolikeyou,
Eloise.It’sjustI’mconfused.”
IletoutalaughasIreadhistext.Washeserious?
“Youhavealotofballstextingme.Toobadyoudidn’thavethoseballswhile
we were seeing each other. Let me un-confuse you. You led me on, made me
think that you were interested in me, we flirted, we kissed, and then poof, you
disappearedandproceededtogivemeaspeechonhowyoufeltweweregetting
toocloseandyouneededtofocusonyouandthekids.Younevershouldhave
pursuedmethewayyoudidknowingyoudidn’twanttodate.Butyoudidand
youhurtme.Icanforgive,butIwillneverforget.You’reabreadcrumberwho
needsanegoboosteveryonceinawhile,andI’mnotthewomantogiveyou
one. You do not deserve my attention or my words. In fact, you don’t even
deservethesewords,butyou’regettingthemsoyou’llleavemethehellalone.
Youhavebeen#deletedandit’sgoingtostaythatway.Youdon’thavetheright
topopinandoutofpeople’sliveswhenitsuitsyou.”
“I’msorryandIunderstand.Itappearsyou’vegivenuponme.”
“Yourtimehasexpired.TakecareandIhopeyougetyourlifestraightened
out.”
Good lord, he was an idiot. For someone his age, it bewildered me how
unintelligent he was. What was with tonight? Return of the exes? I turned my
phone off so I could enjoy the rest of my bath in peace. After changing into my
pajamas,Igrabbedabottleofwinefromthekitchenandtookitovertothecouch.
IhadapproximatelythirtyminutesbeforemytextdatewithMobileManstarted,
so I opened my lap top and read some more emails from women all over the
world with relationship questions. Starting tomorrow, I would make daily blog
posts answering the questions they had. As I was reading over the emails, my
phonedingedwithamessagefromFrank.Withanarchinmybrow,Ireadhistext
message.
“Hey,I’mfreenowifyouwanttostillmeetup.”
“Really?Ithoughtsomethingcameup?”
“Itdid,butIresolvedit,sonowI’mfree.”
“Itakeityourotherdatestoodyouup?”
“What?Umm.No.Ofcoursenot.Whywouldyousaythat?”
“Listen,Frank.I’mnotstupid,sojustcomecleanwithme.Thesooneryou
do,thesoonerwecanwipetheslatecleanandmaybestartover.”
“Fine. I’m sorry, Eloise. I did lie to you. I met this girl this morning at a
coffee shop and I asked her out and the only time she had available was
tonight.”
“Goon…”
“We were supposed to meet at eight o’clock for dinner, but she called and
saidshechangedhermind.Shesaidsomethingaboutshe’snotoverherexyet.”
“Soyoubenchedmetogooutwithher,andifitdidn’tworkout,youfeltyou
couldalwayssetupanotherdatewithme?”
“IguessIdid.I’msorry.Canwestillgoout?Ireallylikeyou.”
“If you did REALLY like me, you wouldn’t have cancelled to go out with
some chick from the coffee shop you just met today. Our time to get to know
each other expired when you cancelled our date and failed to give me an
explanation.Justforfuturereference,Frank,womendon’tlikethe‘something
came up’ excuse. I am now going to delete your number from my phone, so
pleasedon’ttextmeagain.Infact,don’tevenrespondtothistext.I’vesaidmy
peace.”
I threw my phone down on the couch, took a sip of my wine, and continued
lookingovertheemailsIreceived.Itwaseightfifty-fivewhenmyphonedinged
withatextmessagefromMobileMan.
“Hithere.Howareyou?”
“Hi.You’refiveminutesearlyforourdate.”
“Iliketobealittleearlythanlate.Beinglateforsomethingisjustrude.”
Icouldn’thelpbutsmile.
“Yousoundlikeme.Ican’tstandbeinglateforanything.Mygirlfriends,on
theotherhand,areopposite.Mycancelleddateresurrectedandsentmeatext
messagetellingmethathe’sfreenowifIwantedtostillgoout.”
“HisotherplansfellthroughI’massuming.”
“Hemetagirlatacoffeeshopthismorningandbenchedmetogowithher.
SillyboyforthinkingthatI’dstillbewaitingaround.”
“Benchedyou?”
“Whenaguyputsagirlonthebenchtoseeifsomethingbetterisoutthere.
Kind of like keeping her in the wings. It’s comparable to when a basketball
coachbenchesoneofhisnot-so-greatplayerstoplaythereallygoodones.”
“Isee.Ididn’tknowtherewasawordforthat.Heactuallytoldyouthathe
metagirltodayatthecoffeeshop?”
“Yes.Imadehim.”
ItookascreenshotofourconversationandsentittoMobileMan.
“Damn,Digits,youreallytoldhim.I’mimpressed.”
“Thankyou.”Isentthesmileyfaceemoji.
Christian
Digits was fierce and I couldn’t help but be a little turned on by her self-
confidence.Ineededto;no,Iwantedtogettoknowherbetter.
“HaveyoualwayslivedinNewYork?”Iasked.
“Yes.Andyou?”
“Yes.Doyouhaveanyotherfiercesiblingsoutintheworld?”
“No.I’manonlychild.MyparentstriedforyearsafterIwasborn,butmy
momcouldn’tconceive.”
“I’m an only child as well. My parents didn’t even want children to begin
with,butaccidentshappen.Areyourparentsstillmarried?”
“Yes. They have the best relationship ever. My dad is a one-of-a-kind guy,
andsofar,everyguyI’vemetdoesn’tevencomeclosetohim.”
“Soyou’researchingforsomeonelikeyourfather?”
“He’s a good guy who loves my mom very much. He’s never lied to her,
cheatedonher,andtheybarelyargue.Itwouldbenicetohaveaguylikethatin
mylife.”
“Soundsabnormaltome.”
“It’showIwasraised,somystandardsaresetprettyhigh.Whataboutyour
parents?”
“Mydadpassedawayafewyearsagoandmymomhassincegottenmarried
tosomeoneelse.”
“I’m sorry for your loss. It’s nice that your mom moved on. Do you like
him?”
“Thanks.Yes,Ido.He’sagoodguyandtreatsherwell.What’syourfavorite
typeoffood?”
“Italian.Unfortunately,Iloveallthosecarbs.”
“Lol.Metoo.ButIgettheimpressionyoustayfit.”
“Ido.Nowbacktorelationships.Whydon’tyouhaveagirlfriend?Youseem
likeaniceguywithouttoomuchdouchebaggerygoingon.”
“I’vehadacoupleofrelationshipsinmylife,buttheydidn’tseemtowork
out.Iwasbusywithmyworkanditprettymuchconsumedallmytime.Iguess
it’sjusteasiertodateavarietyofwomenwithoutallthedramaandhasslesofa
relationship.”
“Apersonisnevertoobusywhentheyfindtherightperson,MobileMan.”
“ThenmaybeIjusthaven’tfoundtherightwomanyet.”
“Whataboutthatgirlyouweretellingmeabout?Theonewhodoesn’twant
togettoknowyou?”
“She’soneIdefinitelycan’tstopthinkingabout.”
“What’ssospecialabouther?”
“She’sbeautifulandkind.Idon’tknowhowtoexplainit,Digits.There’sjust
somethingabouther.”
“Doesshehaveaboyfriendorsomething?”
“No.Shejustgotoutofarelationshipandisn’treadytodateanyoneyet.”
“Icanrelatetothat.Ifyouwantmyopinion,Ithinkyoushouldchaseher.
Makeherwanttogettoknowyou.”
“Isn’tthatafinelineofstalking?”
“No,lol.Womenlovetobechasedbymen.Justdon’tbecreepyaboutit,and
whateveryoudo,don’tbeadouchebag!Unlessshetotallydespisesyou.Does
shedespiseyou?”
“Idon’tthinkso.Shegetsreallynervousaroundme.Ithinkshewantstogo
outbutisafraid.FromwhatIunderstand,she’sbeenhurtinthepast.”
“Again, I can relate. Everybody’s been hurt by someone. If you really can’t
stopthinkingabouther,thendosomethingdifferenttograbherattention.”
“Likewhat?”
“I don’t know. Try to get to know her better without asking her on a date.
Makeitsomethingtotallycasual.”
“Good idea. I’ll give it some thought. So, what about you? What’s on the
datinghorizonformyfriendDigits?”
“Youalreadyknow,MobileMan.”
“Ah,that’sright.You’rejusttryingtogetinsidetheheadsofmen.Whatdid
yousayyoudoagain?”
“I’minsocialmediarelations.”
“Toovagueforme,darling.Idon’tquiteunderstand.”
“I’mawriterandI’mhelpingwomenwithrelationshipadviceformenwho
behavebadly.”
“Huh?Whatdoyoumean‘menwhobehavebadly’?”
“Guyswhoghost,bench,breadcrumb,zombie,etc.”
“LOL!Comeon!Whatthehelldoesallthatmean?”
“Have you ever disappeared from a woman’s life without any explanation?
Just cut off all contact abruptly because you didn’t feel like seeing her
anymore?Behonest,MobileMan.”
“Well,yes,Ihave.”
“You ghosted that poor girl. You already know what benching is because I
explained what happened to me tonight. Now, have you ever dated someone a
couple of times but aren’t really feeling it but don’t want to cut ties off
completely in case you get bored or lonely? Did you ever just randomly text
that girl, throwing out little nibbles of I’m interested still so please don’t go
anywhere?”
“Maybe.”
“Youareabreadcrumber,MobileMan.”
“You’rebeingridiculous,Digits.”
“Ifyoudon’tbelieveme,lookitupforyourself.”
“Sowhatthefuckisazombie?”
“Afteryoughostedawoman,haveyouevercomeback,likesixmonthslater
andoutofnowheretextherandaskwhat’sup?”
“Jesus,Digits.”
“I’ll take that as a yes. Zombie-ing is when the ghoster returns after a
periodoftime.Theyrisefromthedead,soIliketosay.”
“Ijustwanttosettherecordstraight.OnceI’mdonewithawoman,Idon’t
goback.So,no,Idonotzombie.Maybetheothers,butnotthat.”
“I take great comfort in knowing you’ve done the others but not that one,
lol.”
“Letmegetthisstraight,you’resayingthatonlymendoitandwomendon’t
dothisshit?”
“No. I know women do it, but I’m helping the ones get away from the men
whodoit.”
“Goodluckwiththat.Ithinkeverymandoesit.”
“Onlytheoneswhohaven’tfoundtherightwomantosharetheirlifewith.
Andtheoneswhoareseriouslyfuckedintheheadanddon’tdeserveawomanin
theirlifeperiod.”
“DoyouthinkI’mfuckedinthehead?”
“No,lol.Ijustthinkyouhaven’tfoundtherightwomanyet.Infact,Iwonder
ifthisgirlyoucan’tstopthinkingaboutistheoneforyou.”
“Guessonlytimewilltell.I’mgoingtotakeyouradviceandchaseher.No
matterwhat,Iwillgethertogooutwithme.”
“That’s the spirit, Mobile Man. I’m proud of you. It’s getting late and I’m
tired.Chattomorrow?”
“Ofcourse.Thiswasfun,Digits.”
“Itwas!”
“Istillthinkweshouldmeet?”
“And ruin this fun we have? I like it better this way. Good night, Mobile
Man.”
“Goodnight,Digits.Sleepwell.”
Isetmyphonedownandsighed.Talkingtoherhadbecomethebestpartofmy
day. As weird and strange as it sounded, I felt like she was becoming my best
friend.HowwouldIexplainthattopeople?
Eloise
It had been a long and exhausting day with back to back photo shoots: A
socialite who held a charity event at her house in the afternoon, and a couple’s
twenty-fifthweddinganniversaryatnight.BythetimeIgothome,itwaslateand
allIwantedtodowascollapseinbedanddriftoffintodreamland.Afterwashing
my face and changing into my pajamas, I picked up my phone from my bed and
sawIhadatextmessagefromRon.
“Heythere,sexygirl.Let’sdodinnertomorrownight.”
“Hi,Ron.Ihaveplanstomorrownight.How’sTuesdaynightlookforyou?”
“I’mleavingforoutoftownonTuesday.Ireallywantedtoseethatbeautiful
smilebeforeIleft.Cancelyourplansandhavedinnerwithme.”
“Ican’t.I’msorry.ButIamfreeforlunchifyouwanttomeetup.”
“Whydoyouhavetobesodifficult?Justcancelyourplans.”
Forfucksakes,wasthisguyserious?#Deleteontheway.
“The answer is no! I do not cancel my plans for anyone. Especially for
someoneI’veonlyhaddrinkswithforacoupleofhours.Ifthisisthewayyou
talktowomenonaregularbasis,it’snowonderwhyyou’resingle.”
“ForgetIevenasked.Youaren’tworthanymoreofmytime.”
Rollingmyeyes,Ideletedhisnumberfrommyphone.Iwaswaytootiredto
dealwiththisbullshitfromanyone.TherewasonethingIneededtodobeforeI
wenttosleep.
“Hi.Sorryittookmesolongtorespondtoyourlasttextmessage.It’sbeena
verylongandexhaustingday.”
“It’sokay.Ifiguredyouwerebusy.Areyouallright?”
“I’mfine.Justtired.Howareyou?”
“I’mgood.Puttingaplanintoactionforameetingtomorrow.”Hesentthe
winky face. “I won’t keep you. Get some rest, Digits, and sleep well. Good
night.Catchyalater!”
“Goodnight,MobileMan.Sweetdreams.Catchyalater!”
IalwaysfeltgoodaftertalkingwithMobileMan.Weweregrowingcloservia
textandasmuchashewantedustomeet,Icouldn’tbringmyselfto.Ilovedwhat
wehadandIwastooafraidthatifwemet,everythingwouldgotoshitandthat
was something I couldn’t risk. I didn’t believe a man and woman could just be
friends.
****
I was doing my last photo shoot for the week, which was good because it
would allow me to finish up previous edits and allow me to dive into my blog
full-time.WhenIfinished,IpulledmyphonefrommypurseandnoticedIhada
missedcallandtextmessagefromClaire.Dialinghernumber,Ibroughtmyphone
uptomyear.
“Hello,”sheanswered.
“Hey,youcalled?”
“Whereareyou?”
“Iwasdoingaphotoshootallmorning.Why?”
“Christianaskedmetocallyou.Hehasafreelancejobofferforyouandwould
likeyoutocomeintotheofficeifyou’reinterested.”
“Doingwhat?”Iasked.
“Photography,I’massuming.Canyoucomeinnow?”
“Idon’tknow,Claire.Idon’tthinkit’sagoodidea.”
“Eloise, it’s a job and I’m sure it pays well. You’d be a fool not to at least
listentohim.”
“Iguess.I’mnottoofar.I’llheadovertherenow.”
“Great.I’lllethimknow.”
I put my phone back in my purse and hailed a cab over to Christian’s
advertisingfirm.Whyonearthwouldheoffermeajob?Washedoingthispurely
forulteriormotives?Butphotographingforanadvertisingfirm,especiallyhisthat
wasontherise,couldmeanbiggerandbetterthingsforme.
WhenIarrivedathisoffice,IfoundClaire,whotookmetoseeChristian.The
moment I stepped through the double glass doors, he stood up from behind his
deskwithapanty-meltingsmileonhisface.
“Thankyouforcoming,Eloise.Please,haveaseat.”
“Hello,Christian.”Ipolitelysmiled.“Nowwhat’sthisaboutthefreelancejob
Claire told me about?” I asked as I took a seat across from his desk and tightly
crossedmylegstotryandstopthevibratingsensationIfeltbelow.
“I need a photographer. Our current photographer, Max, is out sick with
pneumonia and we have a perfume shoot coming up at the end of the week. You
werethefirstpersonIthoughtof.”Hesmirked.
“Whichperfumecompany?”Iasked.
“It’sforChanel.”
“Chanel?Areyoufreakingkiddingme?Howdidyouscorethat?”
Hechuckledandleanedbackinhischair.
“IhaveagoodfriendwhoisoneoftheV.P.’s.Theywerehavingsomeissues
with their other firm, so he called me up and asked if we’d be interested. If the
campaign goes well, he’ll bring us on board for all Chanel campaigns and
advertising.”
“Wow.Talkaboutpressure.”Iinhaledasharpbreath.“Youhaven’tevenseen
anyofmywork.HowdoyouknowI’mChanelworthy?”
Thecornersofhismouthcurvedupintoasweetsmile.
“I have faith in you. But I will need to see some of your work just to make
sure.”Hewinked.
“Ofcourse.Idon’thaveanythingwithmerightnow.”
“That’s okay. I can come with you back to your apartment and I can have a
look.”
“Youmeanrightnow?”
“Yes.Rightnow.”HelookedathisLouisVuittonwatch,whichsatproudlyon
hiswrist.“Infact,it’salmostdinnertime.Wecangrabsomethingontheway.”
Anervousnesssettledinsidemeandmyfootbegantoinvoluntarilytaponthe
floor. Chanel was too good of an opportunity to turn down. Shit. This would be
thebiggestshootofmylife.
“Okay.Idon’thaveanythingelsegoingontonight,”Ilied.
IwassupposedtogotoasinglesmixerintheFashionDistrict,butthatwould
havetowaitforanothertime.
“Excellent. We can leave now if you’re ready,” Christian spoke as he got up
fromhischair.
“Iam.”Ismiled.“CanIuseyourrestroombeforeweheadout?”
“Ofcourse.Letmeshowyouwhereitis.”
Iplacedmyhandonhismuscularchest.
“Just point me in the right direction. Remember what happened last time you
showedmewhereyourrestroomwas?”
“HowcouldIforget?”Heslylysmiled.
Wewalkedoutofhisofficeandhepointeddownthehallway.
“Thankyou.”Inodded.“I’llberightback.”
“You’rewelcome.”Hetuckedhishandsintohispantspockets.
AssoonasIenteredthebathroom,Ipulledmyphonefrommypurseandsenta
textmessagetoClaire.
“I’minthebathroom.Getinherenow!”
“I’monmyway.Whichbathroomareyouin?”
“Idon’tknow.TheonedownthehallfromChristian’soffice.”
“Ohokay.I’llbethereinasec.”
Iplacedmyhandsonthesinkandstaredatmyselfinthemirror.Christianwas
comingovertomyapartment,whichdidn’tsettlerightwithme.Beingalonewith
himshouldn’tbehard,butitwouldbe.Especiallyafterwhathappenedthatnight
athisparty.Thenightthathadbeenplayingoverandoverinmymindsince.The
bathroomdooropenedandClairewalkedin.
“What’sgoingon?”sheasked.
“Christianiscomingovertomyapartmenttolookatmyportfolio.”
“Okay?And?”
Igrabbedherarms.
“Didyounothearmecorrectly?Christianiscomingovertomyplace!”
“Iheardyou.Sowhat?Areyouafraidofhimorsomething?”
Iplacedmyhandsonmyheadandscrunchedmyhair.
“Oh.Iknowwhatthisisabout,”shespoke.“You’reafraidtobealonewithhim
becauseyoumighthavesexwithhimagain.”
“No.”Iwiggledmyfingerinfrontofherface.“Iamnothavingsexwithhim
again.”
“Eloise.” She sighed. “You know why you’re not going to have sex with him
again?”
“BecauseIsaidso?”Iarchedmybrow.
“No. Christian won’t make that mistake again. He already apologized to you
forlasttimeandhe’snotstupidenoughtotryitagain.”
“Iguessyou’reright.”Ileanedagainstthesink.
“I am right. Now go and show Christian your portfolio. This is all strictly
business.”
Isighed.“Okay.Justgivemeaminute.”
As soon as Claire left the bathroom, I pulled out my phone and sent a text
messagetoMobileMan.
“Ijustwantedtosayhi.”
“Hi.”Hesentthesmileyface.“Busydaytoday?”
“Yes.How’syourdaygoing?”
“Icanhonestlysaymydayisfantastic.”
“I’mhappytohearthat.Ihavetogo.I’mstillworking.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater,Digits.”
Eloise
When I opened the door to the bathroom, Christian was leaning against the
wall.
“Ithoughtmaybeyoufellin.”Hegrinned.
“Veryfunny.”Iscrunchedupmynoseathimandhechuckled.
“Whatareyouhungryfor?”heasked.
“Pizza?”Ibitdownonmybottomlip.
“Pizzasoundsgoodtome.HowaboutPizzapopulous?Icancallitinnowand
itshouldbereadybytimewegetthere.”
“Ilovethatplace.”
“Metoo.”Hesmiled.“Whatkindofpizzadoyoulike?”
“Any kind really. Hawaiian, barbeque chicken, Mediterranean, or one with
everythingonitexceptanchovies.”
“Ah,you’reaneverythingonitkindofgirl.Ilikethat.”
After picking up the pizza, we headed back to my apartment. My belly was
doing backflips all the way there and it was pissing me off. Once we stepped
inside my apartment, Christian set the pizza box on the kitchen counter and I
grabbedacoupleofpaperplatesandnapkins.
“Ihavebeer,”Ispoke.
“Abeersoundsgood.Howmanypiecesofpizzadoyouwant?”
“Two,”IrepliedasIopenedthefridgeandgrabbedtwobottlesofbeer.
WebothtookaseatatmysmallroundtablefortwoandChristianpoppedthe
capoffhisbeerandtookasipwhileIbitintomypizza.Thesilencebetweenus
waseerie.Itwasalmostasifeitheroneofuswasafraidtosaysomething.
“Assoonaswe’redone,I’llgetmyportfolio.”
“I can’t wait to see your work,” he spoke as his eyes wandered around my
apartment.“Yourapartmentisnice.”
“Thanks.”Igavehimasmallsmile.
“Tellmealittlebitaboutyourfamily,”hespoke.
“Whydoyouwanttoknowaboutmyfamily?”
“Whynot?”Heshrugged.“Wouldyourathertalkaboutsomethingelse?”
“No.It’sjustme,mymomandmydad.”
“You’reanonlychild?”
“Yeah.MyparentstriedforyearsafterIborn,butmymomcouldn’tconceive.”
“Ah,that’stoobad.Areyourparentsstillmarried?”
“Yes.”Ismiled.“Theyhavethebestrelationshipever.Mydadisaone-of-a-
kindguy.”
****
Christian
I sat across from her with a bewildered look on my face. Those words. I’d
heard them before. My mind started racing at such an uncontrollable speed, I
couldn’tkeepup.Nah.Couldn’tbe.Ithadtobeacoincidence.Doesn’teverygirl
thinkherfatherisaone-of-a-kindguy?
“That’sgoodtohearyouthinksohighlyabouthim.Tellmemore.”
“He’s a good guy who loves my mom very much. He’s never lied to her,
cheatedonher,andtheybarelyargue.Icanonlycountmaybetwotimesmyentire
lifewheretheygotintoadisagreement.”Shesmiled.
Mystomachtwistedinatightknot.
“Yourstandardsforaguymustbeprettyhighthen,”Ispoke.
“Theyare.Veryhigh.”Sheheldupherbeerbottlebeforetippingittoherlips.
“What’syourfavoritetypeoffood?”IaskedasInarrowedmyeyeather.
“Italian.Unfortunately,Iloveallthosecarbs.”
Holyshit.Shecan’tbe.Thiswasallacoincidence.Igaveherasmall,nervous
smile.
“Ineedtouseyourbathroom.”
“Ohsure.It’sdownthehall,firstdoorontheright.”Shepointed.
“I’llberightback.”
IhadtoknowforsureandtherewasonlyonewayIcouldbecertain.Istood
aroundthecorner,pulledmyphonefrommypocket,turnedthesoundoff,andsent
atextmessagetoDigits.
“Ihopeyoureveningisgoingwell.”
Iheardherphonedingandshegotupfromthetableandtookitfromthekitchen
counter.
“Itis.How’syours?”
Myphonelitupwithareplyfromherandmyheartstartedracing.
“Good.Reallygood.Areyoustillworking?”Ihitthesendbutton.
Herphonedingedagain.
“Actually,Iam.You?”
“Yeah. I’m working and I better get back to it. Catch ya later?” I peeked
aroundthecornerandwatchedhertypeawayonherphone.
“Catchyalater,MobileMan.Don’tworktoohard.”
She set her phone down and took a seat at the table. I couldn’t believe this.
EloisewasDigits.Placingmyphonebackinmypocket,Itookmyseatandstared
ather.
“What?”Shesmiled.
“Nothing.I’mjustexcitedtoseeyourwork.”
“Okay.GositonthecouchandI’llgrabmyportfolio.Icancleanthisuplater.”
Itookaseatonthecouch,andafewmomentslater,Eloisesatdownnexttome
andopenedherportfolio.
“Wow.Thesearereallygood,”IspokeasIstudiedeachpageandphotograph.
“Thankyou.”
“Youdefinitelyhaveanaturaltalent,andthekindoftalentIneedfortheChanel
shoot.”
“WouldyouliketoseetheweddingphotosItookattheweddingwewereboth
at?”
Ilookedoveratherandcouldseetheexcitementinhereyes.
“OfcourseIwould.”Igrinned.
Shegrabbedherlaptopfromthecoffeetable.Pullingupthefile,sheopenedit
andanarrayofpicturesfilledthescreen.
“Thesearestunning,Eloise.Whatdidthehappycouplehavetosay?”
“Theyhaven’tseenthemyet,sodon’tletonthatyoudid.”
Ichuckled.“Iwon’t.It’llbeourlittlesecret.”Iwinked.
The thought that she was Digits harbored inside me. I wanted to reach out,
placemyhandonherbeautifulcheek,andtellherthatIwasMobileMan.ButI
couldn’t.Notyet.ItwouldmorethanlikelyfreakheroutandIcouldn’thavethat.
“Ishouldgetgoing.It’sgettinglate,”Ispoke.
“Yeah,okay.”
WebothgotupfromthecouchandIstartedtohelphercleanupfromdinner.
“Youdon’thavetodothat,Christian.Igotthis.”Shegrinned.
“Iwanttohelp,”IspokeasIgrabbedtheemptybeerbottlesfromthetable.
Oncewefinishedcleaningup,shewalkedmetothedoor.
“By the way, did I mention that the photo shoot is in Chicago and we leave
Fridaymorning?”
Shecockedherheadandraisedherbrowatme.
“No,youdidnotmentionthat.”
“Ihopeit’snotgoingtobeaproblem.We’llbebackonSunday.”
“You’reluckyIdon’thaveanyphotoshootsthisweekend.”Shesmirked.
“IguessIam.”Ismirkedbackather.
IttookeverybitofstrengthIhadinmenottoleaninandkissher.Thethought
of her soft lips tangled with mine again excited me. I placed my hands in my
pocketstostopanyinvoluntarymovement.
“Good night, Eloise. Oh, by the way, I know you don’t want to give me your
phone number, so just give me your email address and we can communicate
throughthat.”
“Well,sinceI’mdoingafreelancejobforyou,itwouldonlybeprofessionalof
metogiveyoumynumber.HoldonasecondandI’llgograbapieceofpaperand
apen.”
A few moments later, she returned and handed me the small pink post-it note
withherphonenumberonit.
“Thanks.”Ismiled.“Haveagoodnight.”
“Youtoo,Christian.”Thecornersofhermouthslightlycurvedupwardsasshe
closedthedoor.
Eloise
AsmuchasItriedtonotfocusonhowintensetheeveningwaswithChristian,I
couldn’t help it. There was a part of me that had hoped his lips would have
brushed mine. He was a perfect gentleman and didn’t even try to come close to
flirting with me. He was successful, nice, and sexy as hell. He seemed to be
everything I wanted in a man. Well, I couldn’t really say that, could I? I barely
knew him. They all seemed that way at first, and once you invested time and
energyinthemandbecameattached,theypulledsomeshitthatmadeyouwishyou
never would have gotten involved in the first place. I turned off the lights in the
livingareaandretreatedtomybedroomforthenightwithmylaptop.
IsignedintomyblogandbeganwritingapostregardinganemailIreceived
fromawomannamedLina.
DearEloise,
ImetthismanfourmonthsagoandIfellheadoverheelsforhimrightfrom
the start. We connected instantly and have amazing and deep conversations.
He’s the same age as I am and has been married and divorced twice. I was
hesitant to give him my number at first because I felt I wasn’t ready to date,
even though I’d been divorced two years. We started out emailing each other
and then I felt comfortable enough to give him my number. He texted me
instantlyandwesentmessagesbackandfortheveryday.Inthefourmonthswe
kneweachother,weonlywentoutonadateacoupleoftimesanditwasduring
theday.Itseemedasthoughhewasalwaysbusy,evenwhenhedidn’thavehis
kids. Then one day, the texting stopped. I would text him and get a very short
response.Eitheranemojioraone-wordsentence.Hekepttellingmeoverand
over how much he really liked me but wasn’t ready to jump into an official
relationship. It’s been over two weeks and I haven’t heard a single word from
him.IdohavehimasaFacebookfriendandIcanseehe’sonlineallthetime,
especiallylateatnight.Idon’tknowwhattodo.IreallylikehimandIthought
helikedmetoo.I’mhavingahardtimetryingtoforgethimandthefeelingof
beingrejectediskillingme.Anyadvicewouldbegreatlyappreciated.
IfeltforherandIcouldrelatetoeverythingshewasfeelingandgoingthrough
withthisdouchebag.JustasIwasabouttowritemyblogpost,myphonedinged
withatextmessagefromMobileMan.Instantly,asmilecrossedmylips.
“Hithere,beautiful.How’syourevening?”
“Hi!Whyareyoucallingme‘beautiful’?YouhavenocluewhatIlooklike.
Myeveningisgood.Justdoingsomeworknow.”
“Idon’thavetoknowwhatyoulookliketothinkyou’rebeautiful.That’sthe
beautyofourtextrelationship.Wecantellhowtheotherpersonisjustbyour
conversations.”
“Isthatso?ThenwhatelseamI?”
“Ithinkyou’reakindandsweetwomanwhoisstrongandindependent.You
knowwhatyouwantandyou’llstopatnothingtogoafterit.”
“True,lol.Areyoudrunk?”
“Lol.No,I’mnotdrunk.I’mcomplimentingyou.Isn’tthatwhatfriendsdo?”
“Iguessso.Youseemdifferenttonight.What’sgoingon?”
“Itookyouradviceaboutchasingthegirl.”
“Oh?And?”
“ImadeprogresswithherandI’mfeelingreallygood.”
“That’sgreat,MobileMan.I’msohappyforyou!”
“Thanks,Digits.Icouldn’thavedoneitwithoutyou.”
“Didyouaskherout?”
“Notyet,butthetimeiscoming.I’mtakingitslowfornow.Idon’twantto
scareheroff.”
“Idon’tthinkyou’llscareheroff,butifyoudon’tgetanywherewithherina
coupleofweeks’time,youmayhaveto#Deleteher.Orifshestartstodisplay
thewholebench,ghost,orbreadcrumbingbehavior.”
“Idon’tthinkshe’ddothat.”
“Nobodythinkstheotherpersonthey’reinterestedinwoulddothat,butthey
do. Shit, Mobile Man, you’ve done it. It’s too easy nowadays to avoid
confrontation.Justbeonthelookout.Idon’twantyoutogethurt.”
“Youdon’t?Tellmewhy.”
“Becauseyou’remyfriendandallIwantisforyoutobehappy.”
“Youdon’tevenreallyknowme,Digits.”
“Callitmywoman’sintuition.”
“Ifwe’rebeinghonest,allIwantisforyoutobehappytoo.Iwantyouto
findthemanofyourdreams.Amanwhowouldneverdothosethingstoyouand
wouldneverhurtyou.”
“Wow. That’s deep. Thank you. I appreciate it, Mobile Man. But I’m not
lookingforthemanofmydreams.Idon’tbelieveheexists.”
“He does, Digits. I’m sure of it. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Catch ya
later?”
“Youtoo.Catchyalater.”
I smiled as I set my phone down. The things Mobile Man said to me were
sweetanditmademefeelwarminside.Washetryingtomakemefallforhim?
Shit.Myemotionswererunningatanall-timehigh,betweenhimandChristian.
Christian
IwasupallfuckingnightthinkingaboutDigits,AKAEloise.Thedatesshe’d
been on but the fact that she wouldn’t go out with me burned a hole in my soul.
HowwasIgoingtotellherthatthemanshe’dbeentextingallthistimewasme?
The most important question was when was I going to tell her? This was one
secretIhadtokeepalittlewhilelonger,atleastuntilafterourChicagotrip.Iwas
goingtodoeverythingIcouldtomakethattriponeshe’dneverforget.
AsIwasstandinginlineatStarbucks,grabbingacoffeebeforeheadingtothe
office,IpulledmyphonefrommypocketandsentatextmessagetoDigits.
“Goodmorning.Ihopeyousleptwell.”
“Goodmorning.Idid.Howaboutyou?”
“Notbad,”Ilied.“Ihopeyouhaveagreatday.”
“Thanks,MobileMan.Ihopeyouhaveagreatdaytoo.”
“Iwill,Digits.Trustme!Catchyalater.”
“Catchyalater.”
Withasmileonmyface,Iplacedmyphonebackintomypocket,grabbedmy
coffee, and walked the two blocks to the office. Knowing that I was talking to
Eloisemademydayevenbrighter.
“Someone’sinafantasticmood.”ClairesmiledasIwalkedpastherdesk.
“Goodmorning,Claire.Iaminafantasticmood.”
Shegotupfromherchairandfollowedmeintomyoffice.
“Umm.HowdidthingsgowithEloise?”
“Things went well. Her portfolio is outstanding and the two of us leave for
ChicagoFridaymorning.”
“Good.I’mhappysheacceptedthejob.Soit’sjustgoingtobethetwoofyou
inChicagoforacoupleofdays?”
“Yes.Why?Well,thetwoofusandsomeofthepeoplefromChanel.”
“Justwondering.Ididn’tknowifPeterorJimmyweregoing.”
“Nah.Ineedthemhereatthefirm.Isthereanythingelse?”
“No.”Sheshookherhead.“I’mgoingtogetbacktowork.”Sheslowlywalked
outofmyoffice.
“Thanks,Claire.”
****
Eloise
IwasjustheadingoutthedoortodelivertheweddingproofstoKimandGrant
whenmyphonerang.
“Hey, Claire, what’s up?” I asked as I stepped out of my apartment building
andontothestreet.
“DidanythinghappenbetweenyouandChristianlastnight?”
“No.”Ilaughed.Why?”
“Hecameinthismorninginareallygoodmood.Ithoughtmaybehespentthe
night.”
“No,hedidn’t.Wehadpizzaandbeer,talked,Ishowedhimmyportfolio,and
heleft.Hedidn’ttryathing.Itwasstrictlyprofessional.”
“Oh,okay.Maybehewentoutlastnightafterheleftyourplace.”
“Idon’tknow.Maybe.”
After we said our goodbyes, a stinging sensation shot through my heart. The
thoughtofChristiangoingoutlastnightafterleavingmyplacebotheredmeabit.
Maybe that was why he didn’t try to kiss me? Or flirt with me? Maybe he was
already going on a date and that was why he left when he did. Either way, I
neededtostopthinkingaboutitandhim.
Afterdroppingofftheproofs,IheadedtoStarbucksforacupofcoffeeonmy
wayhome.IwaswaitinginlineformydrinktobemadewhenIoverheardtwo
womencomplainingaboutmen.Myearsperkedupinstantly.
“Iced Grande caramel macchiato with nonfat milk for Eloise,” the barista
spoke.
“Thankyou.”Ismiled.
Aftergrabbingmycoffeefromthecounter,Iwalkedovertothetablewherethe
twowomensat.Theywerebothintheirlatetwenties,earlythirtiesatthemost.
“Excuseme,”Ispoke.“Icouldn’thelpoverhearaboutyourmanissues.”
Both women glared at me like I had some nerve intruding on their private
conversation.
“I’m sorry. I’m Eloise.” I held out my hand. “I have a dating blog. The
Chroniclesof#Delete.”
“I’mSaraandthisismyfriend,Tia.”
“Nicetomeetyouboth,”Ispoke.
“Pleasehaveaseat.”Saragestured.
“Yousayyouhaveadatingblog?”Tiaasked.
“Yes.Mygoalistoteachwomenabouttheconceptof#Deletebeforetheyget
tooinvolvedwithaman.Tohelpthemseetheredflagsthatpopupintheearly
stagesofdating.”
“Well, there’s this man I met a couple of months ago,” Sara began to speak.
“Wehititoffinstantlyandexchangednumbers.Thatsamenight,wetalkedonthe
phoneforovertwohours.Afterthat,Ididn’thearfromhimforthreedays.So,I
reachedouttohimandwesetupadate.Hetookmetodinnerandthenwewalked
inCentralParkandtalkedaboutlife.Afterourdate,hetoldmehe’dcallmethe
next day. A week went by and he never called or texted me. I spent that week
replaying our date in my head, trying to see what could have gone wrong. Then,
anotherweekwentby,andjustwhenIwasputtinghimoutofmymind,hesentme
atextmessageandaskedhowIwasdoing.”
“Letmeguess.”Ismiled.“Youinstantlyreplied.”
“Idid.IwasjustsohappythatIfinallyheardfromhim.”
“Whatdidyourespondwith?”Iasked.
“ItoldhimthatIwasdoinggoodandhowhappyIwastohearfromhim.He
saidhe’dbeenthinkingaboutmeandhewassorryhehadn’tbeenintouch,buthe
wasworkingcrazyhoursbecausehe’supforapromotion.Healsosaidthathe’d
beintouchinacoupleofdayswhenhehadabetterhandleonhisscheduleand
he’dtakemeout.”
“Didhegetintouchwithyou?”IarchedmybrowbecauseIalreadyknewthe
answer.
“He did. Exactly nine days later. Once again asking me how I was and if I
missedhim.”
Iplacedmyhandovermyfaceandslowlyshookmyhead.
“Pleasetellmeyoudidn’ttellhimyoudid.”
“Yep.Shetoldhim,”Tiaspoke.
“Didheenduptakingyouout?”Iasked.
“No.” Sara looked down in embarrassment. “It’s become a pattern with him.
He’lltextmeeveryotherweekandhandmesomeexcuseastowhyhehadn’tbeen
intouch.”
“Wait,itgetsbetter.”Tiasmiled.
IlookedatSarawithanarrowedeye.“Whathappened?”
“Ijoinedanewgymandranintohimtherelastweek.Icouldtellbythelook
onhisfacethathewasshockedtoseeme.Iaskedhimhowhewasdoing.Hetold
mehishardworkpaidoffandhegotthepromotionandthathe’dhavesomefree
timenowtogoout.Wemadesmalltalkandheleft.”
“Haveyouheardfromhimsincethegymmeeting?”
“No,andIcan’tstopthinkingabouthim.Ihatethis,andIdon’tknowwhatto
do.”
“I’ll tell you what you’re going to do,” I spoke. “You’re going to delete his
numberfromyourphoneandpretendheneverexisted.”
“Idon’tthinkIcan.Ijustfeelinmyheartthere’sapossibilityhe’sgoingtotake
meout.”
“Listen,Sara.”Ireachedacrossthetableandplacedmyhandonhers.“What
he’sdoingisatermcalledbreadcrumbing.”
“What?”Herbrowsfurrowed.
“It’swhenaguywillreachouttoyouwhenhe’sfeelingboredorlonely.It’san
ego boost for him knowing you’re still out there hanging on. He’s throwing you
littlebreadcrumbstokeepyouinterestedwithoutanyintentionoftakingyououtor
getting serious. I can guarantee he has a lot of women in his life that he’s doing
thisto.”
“Butwealreadywentonadate,”shespoke.“That’swhatIdon’tunderstand.”
“Maybehewasn’tfeelingit,ormaybeheknewifhetookyououtatleastonce,
thatwouldbeenoughtogetyouhooked.”
“ButImisshim.”Shepouted.
“Let me ask you this. What is it that you miss about him? Are you really
attached to him or to the outcome of this relationship? Because sometimes, we
womenaren’treallyintotheguyasmuchaswethinkweare.”
Ireachedintomypurseandtookoutapenandmysmallnotepad.Drawinga
linedownthecenterofthepaper,IlabeledtheleftsidePROS,andtherightside
CONS.Afterplacingitinfrontofher,Ispoke,“Iwantyoutolistalltheprosand
consofthisguy.”
Shepickedupthepenandbeganwriting.Onceshewasfinished,shelookedat
both sides. On the left side that was labeled PROS, she had written down three
thingsabouthim.OntherightsidethatwaslabeledCONS,thecolumnconsisted
ofeightthingsthatshefoundwrongwithhim.
“Hmm,” she spoke as she studied what she wrote down. “The cons outweigh
thepros.”
“Exactly.”Ismiled.“Youareabeautifulwomanwithhighstandardsandself-
worth.Thisloserwhoonlycontactsyouwhenitsuitshimisawasteofyourtime.
Andthelongeryouholdontothehopethathe’llcallandaskyououtagain,the
longeryouareblockingyourdreamguyfromwalkingintoyourlife.”
“OhmyGod,Eloise,you’reright.Idon’tdeservetobetreatedthisway.”
“No,youdon’t.Thismanislowinvestment.Womendon’thavetimetoputup
withlow-investmentmen.Ifheisn’thighinvestment,it’stimeto#Delete.”
“SowhatshouldIdoifbychancehecrawlsoutofthewoodworkandtextsme
again?”
“Yourespondwiththis:‘Yourtimetotalktomehasexpired.Bye.’Thenswipe
anddelete.”
“I love you!” She grinned as she threw her arms around me from across the
table.
“You should really host some dating classes or make videos,” Tia spoke.
“You’reveryinspiring.Iamtotallygoingtofollowyourblog.”
“Me too!” Sara smiled. “Thank you, Eloise. You have no idea how much
you’vehelpedmetoday.”
“You’re welcome.” I got up from my seat. “Let me know what happens. You
canfindallmycontactinformationonmyblog.”
Eloise
IleftStarbucksfeelinglikeamillionbucks.KnowingthatIhelpedSararealize
themanshelikedwasatotaldouchebagandthatshewaswastinghertimemade
me feel incredible. I was walking down the street, reveling in my glory, when I
turnedthecornerandliterallyranintoLuke.
“Eloise,”hespokeinshockashelightlytouchedmyarm.
It was inevitable that we’d eventually run into each other. Even though there
areeightmillionpeoplewholiveinNewYorkCity,itwouldbemylucktorun
intothedouchebagswhoquicklyenteredandthenjustasquicklyexitedmylife.
“Sorry.Ididn’tseeyou,”IspokeasItriedtowalkpasthim.
“Wait.Youlookgreat.Howareyou?”
Igavehimacunningsmile.
“I’mfantastic!”
Helookedlikehehadn’tshavenindaysandhishairwasinbadneedofacut.
“Listen,Iknowyousaidsomethingstomeduringourlastconversation,butI
was wondering if maybe you wanted to go get a drink? I don’t have the kids
tonight.”
Therewasalaughterinsidemethatwasdyingtoescape.Butinstead,Istood
theresmilingathim.
“Letmeaskyouaquestion.Canyouseethe‘Fuckyou’inmysmile?”
Hestoodthere,staringatmewithanarrowedeye.
“Fine.Iguessthat’sano.Haveagoodlife,Eloise.Iwon’tbotheryouagain.”
“Thankyou,Luke.Ireallydohopeyougetyourlifetogether.Justdomeone
favor.”
“What’sthat?”heasked.
“Don’ttoywithwomen’semotions.Ifyoudon’twanttodateanyonerightnow,
just stay away from women altogether. Don’t lead them on and make them think
they’re special. And for the love of God, just be honest from the beginning. It’ll
saveyoualotoftrouble.”Ibegantowalkaway.
“Onemorething,Eloise.”
Istopped,rolledmyeyes,andturnedaround.
“Iamsorry.”
I gave him a small smile and headed home. Just as I opened the door to my
apartment,myphonedinged.Pullingitfrommypurse,IsawIhadatextmessage
fromMobileMan.
“How’syourdaygoing?”
“It’sfabulous!”
“That’s what I like to hear. Anything special happen to put you in such a
fabulousmood?”
“Asamatteroffact,IhelpedawomanoutatStarbuckswitharelationship
issue.”
“Ah.Goodforyou.So,Iguessyou’reanexpert.”
“Lol.Notyet,butI’monmyway.Infact,Ihavetogogetreadyforasingles
mixerI’mattendingtonight.”
“Oh.You’regoingtooneofthose?”
“Yes.Catchyalater?”
“Sure.Catchyalater.”
****
Christian
I threw my phone across my desk and leaned back in my chair. The fucking
thoughtofhergoingtoasingle’smixerandpotentiallymeetingsomeoneenraged
me.JealousycoursedthroughmybodythemoreIthoughtaboutit.
“Fuck!”Iyelled.
“Areyouokay,Christian?”Claireaskedasshesteppedintomyoffice.
“NO!”
IstoodupfrommyseatandtuckedmyhandsinmypocketsasIpacedaround
theroom.
“AnythingIcandotohelp?”
“Yeah. You can stop your friend from going to a singles mixer tonight,” I
accidentallyblurtedout.
“What?Who?YoumeanEloise?”
Shit.Shit.Shit.
“Ishouldn’thavesaidthat.I’msorry,”Ispoke.“Justforgetit.”
“Shetoldyoushe’sgoingtoasingle’smixertonight?”
IheavilysighedasIranmyhandthroughmyhair.
“Whywouldshetellyouthat?”sheasked.
“Shedidn’ttellmethat.”
“Thenhowdoyouknow?”sheaskedinconfusion.
I sat down in my chair and placed my face in my hands. How the fuck was I
goingtogetoutofthisone?
“Christian,whatthehellisgoingon?IfEloisedidn’ttellyoushe’sgoing,then
howdidyoufindout?Areyoustalkingherorsomething?Havingherfollowed?
Tappingherphone.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Claire. Do you honestly think I would do any of those
things?”
“Noneofthismakessense.”
Iinhaledadeepbreath.
“Eloisedidn’ttellmedirectly;Digitsdid,”IspokeasIstaredather.
Fuck.Ihadnochoice.
Her brows furrowed and the look on her face told me she was in a state of
confusion.ShewasoneofEloise’sbestfriends,andIwassureshetoldherabout
MobileMan.
“Waitaminute.”Sheputherhandup.“HowdoyouknowaboutDigits?”
Igrabbedmyphonefrommydesk,broughtupourtextmessages,andshowedit
toClaire.Afteramoment,sheplacedherhandoverhermouthandlookedatme
withwideeyes.
“You’reMobileMan?”
“Yes.”
“Holyshit.DoesEloiseknow?”
“No,andyouarenottotellhereither.Doyouunderstandme?Ijustfoundout
whenIwenttoherapartmenttolookatherportfolio.Iaskedheraboutherparents
andshetoldmewordforwordwhatDigitstoldmeinourtextmessages.”
“Ihavenowordsrightnow,Christian.Absolutelynowords.”
“I’mstillinshockmyself.”
“Youhavetotellher.”
“Iwill.Justnotrightnow.I’mplanningonitaftertheChicagotrip.”
“Why?Whyareyouwaiting?”sheasked.
“BecauseIwanttomakeChicagoatripshe’llneverforget,Claire.IfItellher
thatI’mMobileMan,shemaynevertalktomeagain.”
“Butyoudon’tknowthatforsure.ShelikesMobileManalot.Like,everytime
I’mwithherandatextfromyoucomesthrough,shegetsthisbigsmileonherface.
Shealreadyfeelstheconnection,soherknowingwon’tchangethat.”
“It’sachanceI’mnotwillingtotakeyet.Please,don’ttellher.”
Shesatthereinthechairshakingherheadashereyesburnedintomine.
“Iwon’t.Iwantnothingtodowiththis.IfsheeverfoundoutIknew,shewould
probablyendourfriendship.”
“Thenforgetaboutit.Thisconversationneverhappened.”
“You’reright.”Shegotupfromherseat.“Itneverhappened.Asforhergoing
tothesinglesmixertonight,youhavenothingtoworryabout.She’snotouttofind
aman.She’sonlyusingthemfortheirdumbbrains.Nooffense.”
“Nooffensetaken.”Ismiled.
Eloise
IspenttherestofthedaycleaningmyapartmentandgettingitreadysoIcould
filmavideoformyblog.Ghostinghadseemedtobeahugeissuewithguys,soI
wantedtotacklethattopicfirst.AsIwassettingupmycamera,myphonedinged.
WhenIlookedatthenumber,itwasoneI’dneverseenbefore.Openingmytext
messages,IsawitwasfromChristian.MybellydidaflipandIquietlytolditto
stop.
“Hi,Eloise,it’sChristian.Ijustwantedtosendyouaquicktexttoletyou
knowthatourflightforChicagoleavesFridaymorningatsevena.m.I’llswing
byandpickyouuparoundfivea.m.”
“Hi,Christian.Soundsgood.I’llbeready.”
“Inthemeantime,ifyouhaveanyquestions,feelfreetocallme.”
“Thankyou.Iwill.”
Fivea.m.?Ugh.I’dhavetomakesureeverythingwaspackedandsittingbythe
doorthenightbefore.Settingmyphonedown,IlitthecandlesIhadsittingonthe
tableandtookaseatonmywhiteleathercouch.Turningmycameraon,Ibeganto
filmmyvideo.OnceIfinished,itwastimetogetreadyforthesinglesmixerIwas
attendingtonight.
****
Christian
Iturnedoffmycomputer,grabbedmybriefcase,andasIwaswalkingoutofmy
officefortheevening,Clairestoppedme.
“Christian?”
“What’sup,Claire?I’mleavingfortheday.”
Shehandedmeafoldedwhitepieceofpaperandwalkedaway.
SinglesMixer
EmpireHotelRooftopLounge
7:30p.m.
After reading the note, I looked up and Claire was already gone. Folding the
paperandplacingitinmypocket,IheadeddowntoPeter’soffice.
“Hey.”Ilightlytappedonthedoorbeforesteppinginside.
“Hey.You’releavingalready?”heasked.
“Yeah.Whatareyoudoingtonight?”
“Actually,Iwasgoingtoaskyouthesamething.Iwasthinkingsomedrinking
atthebarwasinorder.”
“I’vegotsomethingbetter.”
“What?”
“AsinglesmixerattheEmpireHotelRooftopLoungeat7:30.”
Helaughed.“Sincewhendoyougotoasinglesmixer?”
“Idon’t.I’veneverneededto,butsomeoneisgoingtobetheretonight.”
“Who?”Hecockedhishead.
“Eloise.”
“Shewon’tgooutwithyou,butshe’llgotoasinglesmixer?”Helaughed.
“I guess so. Are you up for going? Maybe you’ll meet the woman of your
dreamsthere.”
“Why not.” He shrugged. “I’m going to stay back and finish up the Levitt’s
Campaign.I’llmeetyouthere.”
“Soundsgood.”
****
Eloise
AsIwasinthebathroomgettingreadytogoout,Iheardaknockatmydoor.I
setdownmymakeupbrush,walkedover,andlookedthroughthepeepholeonlyto
findClairestandingthere.
“Hi.”IsmiledasIopenedthedoor.“Whatareyoudoinghere?”
“I’vedecidedtogotothesinglesmixerwithyou.”
“Are you serious? Come on in. I’m almost ready. Isn’t Kenny going to be
pissedyou’regoing?”
“Kennydoesn’tknow.He’soutwiththeguysplayingcards.Itoldhimmeand
youweregoingtodinnerandthenhangingatyourplaceafter.”
“I’mnotthrilledthatyouliedtohim,butI’mhappyyou’recomingalongwith
me.”
“Meh.”Sheshrugged.“Hetellsmelittlewhiteliesallthetime.”
I put the finishing touches on my makeup, lightly sprayed my hair, and we
headedtotheEmpireHotel.Whenwearrived,wewereescortedtotheRooftop
Lounge where single men and women from New York City gathered. It was a
beautifulfallnightandtheambiancewasperfect.Overtowardsthecornerofthe
rooftop,wefoundanemptycouch,sowerantoitasfastaswecouldandtooka
seat.
“Wow.Thisisgreat.I’veneverbeentooneofthesebefore.”Clairesmiled.
“Meeither.It’sprettycool.”
Menwalkedpastus,smiling,winking,givingusthe“Imaywanttofuckyou”
look.Theyswarmedarounduslikeeaglessearchingfortheirprey.
“Hi there. I’m Jack.” The cute guy who stood approximately five foot eight
smiled.
“Hello.”Ismiledback.“I’mEloise.”
“Whatanunusualandbeautifulname.”
“Thanks, I think. This is my friend, Claire, but she’s not single. She’s just
taggingalong.”
“Friendsupport,Ilikethat.WouldyoumindifItookaseat?”
“No.Notatall.”Ipattedthespotnexttome.
“Iseeyouladiesdon’thavedrinksyet.MayIgetyousomethingfromthebar?”
“I’llhaveacosmopolitan.”Icasuallysmiled.
“AndI’llhaveaglassofPinot,”Clairespoke.
After Jack left to go to the bar, Claire excused herself to the bathroom. I sat
there, watching all the men and women mingle, wondering how many of them
wouldfindsomeonetonightandhowmanyofthemenwouldn’tcallthenextday.
WhileIwaitedformydrinkandClaire,Ipulledoutmyphoneandsentamessage
toMobileMan.
“Hi.I’monthehunt,lol.”
“Hi.Justbecareful.Therearesomerealweirdosoutthere.Ifyouneedme,
textme.”Hesentthewinkyface.
“Thanks.ButIcantakecareofmyself.”
I looked up from my phone and gasped when I saw Christian and his friend
Peterwalkin.Myheartstartedracingandtheairaroundmebecamethick.
“Hereyougo.”Jacksmiledashehandedmemydrink.“Where’syourfriend?”
“Rightbehindyou,”Clairereplied.
“Excuseusforamoment,Jack,butIneedtospeakwithClaire.”
Grabbingholdofherarm,Iledheroverintheoppositecornerbehindaplastic
palmtree.
“What?”sheasked.
“WhythefuckisChristianhere?”Ispokethroughgrittedteeth.
“Huh? Oh my God!” she shrieked. “Christian is here? Where?” She looked
around.
“Overthere!”Ipointed.“Bythebar.”
Hereyesdivertedovertothebar.“He’swithPeter.”
“Yeah.Icanseethat.Wehavetogetoutofhere!”Iexclaimed.
“Why?”
“Becausewhatwillhethink?Iturneddownhisoffertotakemeoutandnow
I’matasinglesmixer?”
“Ohyeah.Iforgotaboutthat.Nottomentionyouhadsexwithhim.”
“Ugh!Let’sgo.”
IdownedmydrinkasfastasIcould.
“Howarewegoingtosneakout?”Claireasked.“He’sgoingtoseeus.”
“Followme.”
Igrabbedherhand,duckeddown,andtriedtoweaveinandoutofthecrowd
ofpeople.
Christian
ThemomentIwalkedin,IspottedEloisesittingonthecouchlookingdownat
herphone.Ineededtoactcasual,soPeterandIhitthebarfirstforadrink.While
we were waiting for our drinks to be made, I saw Eloise and Claire trying to
escape.Shemusthaveseenme,butIwasn’tgoingtolethergetawaythateasily.
“Peter,stopthosetwo.”Ipointed.“I’llgrabourdrinks.Becasual.”
Peter smiled and headed toward Eloise and Claire while I stood there and
watched him stop them dead in their tracks. After grabbing our drinks from the
bar,Iwalkedovertowherethethreeofthemwerestanding.
“Eloise? Claire? What are you doing here?” I asked as I handed Peter his
drink.
“Whywouldn’twebehere?It’sasinglesmixer,”Clairespoke.
“Butyou’renotsingle.”
“She’s here with me,” Eloise spoke as she stood tall. “What are you doing
here?”
“Likeshesaid,it’sasinglesmixerandI’msingle.”Ismirked.
“Youdon’tappeartobethetypetocometothesethings,”shespoke.
“Whattypedoesapersonhavetobetoattend?”Iarchedmybrow.”
“Well,I’mheretakingphotographsforanarticle.”
“Where’syourcamera?”Iaskedwithanarrowedeye.
PetertookClairebythearmandescortedhertothebartogiveEloiseandme
somealonetime.
“I’mtakingpictureswithmyphone.Smile,”shespokeasshesnappedapicture
ofme.
“Ithinkyou’relying.Youwouldn’tdothat.”
“Fine,Christian.It’salongstoryandIreallydon’twanttogetintoit.”
“Ihaveallnight,sweetheart.”Igrinned.
“I’mdoingresearchforablogIrun.It’sforrelationshipadvice.”
Ichuckled.
“You, the woman who won’t go out on a date with me, gives relationship
advice?”
“It’scomplicated.”
“Soyou’renotheretomeetanyonespecial?”Iasked.
“No. It’s purely business/blog related. I told you that I’m not ready to date
anyone.IswearI’mtellingyouthetruth.”
“Okay. Well, I am here to explore my options, so I’ll let you go do your
research.”
“Youare?”Shecockedherhead.
“Ofcourse.WhyelsewouldIbehere?”Ismiled.
PeterandClairewalkedovertousandIheldmyglassuptoPeter’s.
“Let’sgoexploreouroptions.Shallwe?”Igrinned.
“Weshall.”Petersmiledashetippedhisglassagainstmine.
****
Eloise
ChristianandPeterwalkedawayandIstoodtherewithafeelingof—Idon’t
knowwhatthehellitwas.AllIknewwasthatIwasuncomfortablewithChristian
beinghere.
“See.”Clairesmiled.“Nobigdeal.Youwereworriedfornothing.”
IswallowedhardasIwatchedChristianwalkuptosometallbrunettewhohad
moreBotoxandfillersthannaturalbeauty.
“Whatever.”Iscowledatherandwalkedaway.
“There you are, Eloise.” Jack smiled. “Can we get to know each other better
now?”
I glanced over at Christian, who was laughing with the brunette and lightly
touchingherarm.
“Ofcoursewecan.”IhookedmyarmaroundJack’s.
I led him over by the bar and he ordered me another cosmopolitan. After he
handedmemydrink,wetookaseatonanemptycouchandbegantotalk.Myeyes
wouldn’tstopdivertingovertowhereChristianwasflirtingwiththatwoman.A
lumpgrewinthebackofmythroatwitheachfingerstrokedownherarmandher
fingerstrokesdownhischest.
“Eloise?AmIboringyouorsomething?”Jackasked.
“Umm.No,ofcoursenot.Ihavesomequestionsforyouifyoudon’tmind.”
“Goaheadandaskaway.”Hesmiled.
I questioned him, and he willingly answered but with a strange look on his
face.
“Thesearesomereallyweirdquestions.Maybeyou’renotthewomanIthought
youwere.”Hegotupfromthecouch.
“Inallhonesty,Jack,I’mnot.”Ilightlysmiled.
“Wellthen,I’llbemovingon.”
IgavehimanodjustasClairewalkedoverandsatdown.
“Wherewereyou?”Iasked.
“Checking out the crowd, being hit on, and listening in on people’s
conversations.”Shegrinned.
IfinishedmydrinkjustasChristianwalkedovertomeandClaire.
“Anyluck?”Hesmirked.
“Notreally.ButIseeyoufoundsomeone.”Icockedmyhead.
“YoumeanBrio?She’sanicewomanandshewantstogooutwithme.”
“Goodforyou,Christian.”Istoodupandpattedhischest.“Ihopethetwoof
youhavefun.”
Therewasadiscontent,ananger,sotospeak,risinginmychest.Ineededto
getoutofhereandfast.
“Areyouready,Claire?”
“Yeah.Ifyouare.”
“I’mmorethanready.”IlookedatChristian.“Enjoytherestofyourevening,
Mr.Blake.I’llseeyouinacoupleofdays.”
“Youtoo,MissMoore,”hespokewithacockyattitude.
IgrabbedClairebythehandandhigh-taileditofftherooftopasquicklyasI
could.
“Whatiswrongwithyou?Youcan’tseriouslybejealousaboutChristian.You
turnedhimdown,remember?”shespoke.
“IrememberandI’mnotjealous.I’mtiredandIwanttogohome.”
WeclimbedintothebackofacabandsinceClaire’sapartmentwascloser,the
driverdroppedherofffirst.
“YouknowyoucanalwayschangeyourmindaboutgoingoutwithChristian.”
“I’mnotchangingmymind.Idon’tgiveafuckwhohedates.Butitsureashell
isn’tgoingtobeme.”
She sighed as she climbed out of the cab and shut the door. Pulling out my
phone,IsentatextmessagetotheonlypersonwhoIknewwouldmakemefeel
okay.
“Hey.Sortofabadnight.”
“Hey.Yoursinglesmixerdidn’tgotoowell?”
“Notreally.”
“Wanttotalkaboutit?”
“It’s just this guy that wants me to go out with him. He was there and he
endedupmeetingsomeone.”
“Ah.Whywon’tyougooutwiththisguy?You’realwaysgoingondates.”
“Because he’s the type of man I could fall for in a second, and that’s
somethingIdon’twant.”
“Allbecauseofyourpastrelationships?”
“Yeah.Iguess.I’mtakingabreakfromguysandseriousdating.”
“What’s the harm, Digits? Maybe the two of you won’t even hit it off and
thenyoudon’thavetoworryaboutit.”
“Trustme,we’llhititoff.Thephysicalattractionissostrong.Ihavetotell
yousomething.”
“Whatisit?”
“Wehadsexinhisbathroomnottoolongago.ItjusthappenedandIfreaked
out.NowI’mgoingtobedoingafreelancejobforhim.We’regoingtoChicago
onFriday.”
“Soafteryouhadsexandfreakedout,youstilltalktohim?”
“Sort of. I ran into him the next day and he apologized to me for the
bathroomsex.”
“Thatwasniceofhim.Iwouldsayhewasatruegentlemantodothat.”
“Heis.He’sagreatguy.”
“Thenwhat’stheproblem”
“TheproblemisIcan’tgivemyselftoanyoneagain.Atleastnotforalong
time.IhaveotherthingsIneedtofocusonandguysanddatingaren’toneof
them.Ineedtofocussolelyonmyselffornow.”
“Youneverknow,Digits.Hecouldbetheonetochangeyourlife.”
“Orhecouldbetheonetodestroyit.”
“You’rebeingparanoid.”
“Ihavereasontobe,MobileMan.”
“Someofthegreatestgiftsinlifeareontheothersideoffear.Ithinkyou’re
afraidtogethurtagain,soyou’veputupthiswallaroundyourheart.”
“He’saserialdaterandhenevercommits.Foronceinmylife,I’musingmy
head.IjustgothomeandI’mexhausted.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater,Digits.Goodnight.”
“Goodnight,MobileMan.”
Christian
Isetmyphonedownandsighed.ShewasdefinitelyjealousaboutBrio,andin
aweirdway,thatmademehappy.Shedidlikeme,andIknewdamnwellshewas
interested,butshewasresisting.Hopefully,afterourtriptoChicago,shewould
feeldifferently.
Pickingupmyphone,IsentatextmessagetoClaire.
“Hi,Claire.Thankyoufortonight.”
“You’re welcome, Christian, but I hated doing that to my best friend. If I
didn’tthinkyouweretherightguyforher,Iwouldn’thavedoneit.”
“Iknowyouwouldn’thaveandIappreciateit.I’llseeyoutomorrowatthe
office.”
“Seeyoutomorrow.”
Thenextmorning,IstoppedatStarbuckstograbacupofcoffeebeforeheading
intotheoffice.AsIsteppedinside,Iturnedaroundtoseeifanyonewasbehind
metoholdthedooropen.ThatwaswhenIsawEloisewalkup.
“Goodmorning.”Ismiled.
“Christian. Good morning,” she spoke as she looked at me with confusion.
“Whatareyoudoinghere?Don’tyouhavecoffeeatyouroffice?”Shesmirked.
“Ido,butsometimesIliketostophereandgrabacupontheway.Whatabout
you?Don’tyouhaveacoffeemakerathome?”
“Ido,butIlikewhatStarbuckshastoofferbetter.”
“Actually,I’mgladIranintoyou.Sincewe’releavingtomorrowmorningfor
Chicago, I thought maybe sometime today or tonight, we could sit down and go
overafewideasfortheshoot.”
“I was wondering about that. I thought maybe you just trusted me enough to
wingit.”Shegrinned.
“I do, but I think it’s in both our best interest to have a meeting first. Just so
neitheroneofuscatchestheotheroffguard.”
“Iagree.I’msuredinnerisoutofthequestionsinceyou’reprobablygoingout
withthatwomanfromlastnight.”
“Actually,Ihaven’tsetanythingupwithheryet,soIamfreetonight.Thatis,if
you’refree.Orareyouplanningonattendinganothersinglesmixer?”
Sheletoutalightlaugh,whichmademysmilegrowwide.
“IthinkI’mdonewiththosesinglesmixers.”
“Thenhowaboutdinner?Strictlyprofessional.”Iputupmyhands.“Allwe’ll
talkaboutisbusiness.”
She glared at me for a moment and then the woman that was standing behind
herspokeup.
“You’d be crazy not to have dinner with him. Even if it is strictly business.”
Shewinked.
Eloiseturnedandlookedatme.
“Dinnerwillbefine,butIcan’tbeoutlatesinceourflightleavesatanungodly
hourinthemorning.”
“Iagree.Icanpickyouuparoundsixo’clock.”
“JusttellmewhichrestaurantandI’llmeetyouthereatsix.”Shesmirked.
“Shit,honey,I’dgiveanythingforhimtocometomyhouseandpickmeup,”
thewomanbehindherspoke.
Igavethewomanasmallsmileandthenitwasmyturntoorder.
“Your coffee is on me today, Eloise. Tell her what you want. And you also,
miss.”Ismiled.
As soon as our coffee was ready, the woman thanked me and began fanning
herselfwhileshelookedatEloiseasshewalkedoutofStarbucks.
“Thatwasniceofyoutobuyhercoffee.Youmadeherday,”Eloisespoke.
“It’stheleastIcoulddosinceshewasrootingforme.”Ismirked.
“How about Tavern on the Green tonight?” she asked as we both walked out
thedoor.
“Sounds good. I’ll see you at six.” I winked as I walked down the street and
hailedacab.
What a way to start off the day. I could spend every morning seeing her first
thingbeforeheadingintotheoffice.Shelookedasbeautifulasever,andnotonly
wasIlookingforwardtoourdinnertonight,Icouldn’twaittospendthenextthree
dayswithherinChicago.
WhenIarrivedattheoffice,myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromDigits.
Asmilecrossedmylips.
“Goodmorning,sunshine!”
“Good morning. You seem to be in a good mood. Feeling better from last
night?”
“Iam.Iwantedtothankyouforlisteningtomelastnight.IknowIkindof
dumpedalotonyou.”
“You’re welcome. That’s what friends are for. Plus, I like being here for
you.”
“Thanks.I’mhereforyoutoo,MobileMan.Don’teverforgetthat.”
“Iwon’t.Iappreciateyou,Digits.”
“Iappreciateyoutoo.Anyprogressonthewomansituation?”
“Alittlebit.”Isentthesmileyemoji.
“Goodtohear.Ijustgothomeandneedtostartdoingsomeworknow.Catch
yalater?”
“Always.Catchyalater,Digits.Haveagreatday.”
“Youtoo,MobileMan.”
“Ialreadyam.”
Afteranawesomeproductivitymeetingwithmystaff,Peterfollowedmeback
tomyoffice.
“Guesswhohasadatetonight?”hespoke.
“I’mgoingtogooutonalimbhereandsayyoudo.”
“That’s right.” He smirked. “I texted Rebecca this morning and we’re having
dinnertonight.”
“Isshetheblondeyouweretalkingtoatthesinglesmixer?”
“Shesureis.”Hegrinned.
“Goodforyou,Peter.I’mhavingdinnertonightwithEloise.We’regoingtogo
oversomeideasfortheChanelshoot.”
“Lookslikewe’rebothscoringtonight.”Hefist-bumpedme.
“Mydinnerisstrictlybusiness.”
“How are things going with that chick you text every day? Any chance of
meetingheryet?”
“Nah.ShelikesthingsthewaytheyareandIrespectthat.”
“Istillthinkshe’sprobablysometwo-hundred-fifty-poundgirlwhositsonthe
couch with a computer in her lap all day. Why else wouldn’t she want to meet
you?She’sprobablyembarrassedbythewayshelooks.”
“Looksaren’teverything.She’sanicegirlandIliketalkingtoher.”
“Suityourself,bro.Istillthinkit’sfuckingweird,andlooksaren’teverything?
Yeah,right.”Helaughed.
“Don’tyouhaveworktodo?”Iaskedwithannoyance.
“Yeah.I’llseeyoulater.”
Eloise
WhenIarrivedbackhome,Isetmycoffeecupdownonthetable,grabbedmy
laptop, and began editing yesterday’s blog video. I was almost finished with the
lasteditwhenmyphonerang.IlookedoverandsawitwasNatalieface-timing
me.
“Hello,”Iansweredwithasmile.
“Hello,darling.WhatisthisIhearaboutyougoingtoChicagowithChristian
Blake?Andwhyhaven’tyoutoldme?”sheaskedwithahintofirritation.
“I’vebeenbusywithwork.I’msorry.Itkindofhappenedsofast.I’mdoinga
ChanelphotoshootforChristian’sadvertisingagency.Isn’tthatexciting?”
“Chanelisexciting,yes.But,mylovelygroundedfriend,I’mnotsosuregoing
withChristianisagoodidea.Youmaygetsweptupinthewindycitywithhim.
Which,ofcourse,isfineifthat’swhatyouwant.”
Irolledmyeyesather.
“Thistripisstrictlybusiness.Besides,hemetsomeoneatthesinglesmixerlast
night.HernameisBrio.Like,seriously,whatkindofnameisthat?”Ifrowned.
“Isenseahintofjealousyinyourtone.”Shesmiled.
“Ha.I’mnotjealousatall.It’sjusthernameisweird.Don’tyouthink?”
Sheshrugged.“Ithinkit’skindofcoolanddifferent.”
“Whatever.Anyway,I’malmostfinishedwiththeeditsformyfirstblogvideo.
AssoonasI’mdone,I’llsenditovertoyou.”
“Sounds good. I can’t wait to see it. By the way, are you still talking to that
MobileManguy?”
“Yes.Everyday.”Igrinned.“I’mactuallygivinghimsomeadviceonawoman
he’sinterestedin.”
“Sohetextsyoueveryday?Andrespondsinatimelymanner?”
“Yes.Heusuallyrespondsrightawayandviceversa.”
“Soundsliketheperfectmantome.Ithinkyoushouldmeethim.”
“I think not.” I arched my brow. “Enough about him. How’s Hawaii and
Nathan?”
“HawaiiisamazingandsoisNathan.Unfortunately,hehadtoflybacktoLong
Islandtoday.ButhesaidassoonasIgetback,he’stakingmeout.”
“Yousleptwithhim,didn’tyou?”Iasked.
“Maybe.”Shesmiled.
“Well,I’mhappyforyou.”
“Thanks, doll. I could be happy for you too if you let your guard down and
meetMobileMan.Hesoundslikeaniceguy.”
“Heisandwe’retextbuddiesandthat’sallwe’lleverbe.”
Shesighedandrolledhereyes.
“Ihavetogo.I’llbehomeinafewdaysandwe’llcatchup.”
“Okay.Enjoytherestofyourtrip.”
“EnjoyChicago,andifanythinghappens,youbettercallmerightaway!Idon’t
wanttobehearingaboutitfromClaireorScarlett.”
“Iwill.”Ilaughed.
IfinishedtheeditsandsentthevideoofftoNatalie,Claire,andScarlett,then
proceeded to upload it to my blog. I also decided to start a YouTube channel.
Whatbetterwaytoreachmillionsofwomenfromallovertheworld.
After I finished recording my second video, it was time for me to freshen up
and get ready for dinner with Christian. I hated the fact that a bit of excitement
flutteredinsideme.IwasputtingmyshoesonwhenIheardmyphoneding.
“Planstonight?”MobileManasked.
“Actually,yes.I’mjustheadingouttodinner.”
“Adate?”
“No.It’sabusinessdinner.You?”
“Havingdinnerwithabeautifulwoman.”
“Ihopeyoumeanthesamewomanyou’rechasingafter.”
“Ofcourse.She’stheonlywomanI’minterestedin.”
“Goodforyou!Howdidyougethertohavedinnerwithyou?”
“Itookyouradvice.Soonceagain,thankyou.”
“You’rewelcome.Ihopeitgoeswellforyou.Don’tbeadouchebag.”
“IpromiseIwon’tbe.Infact,Idon’tthinkIevercouldbewiththiswoman.”
“Soundslikeyoumighthavefoundyoursoulmate,MobileMan.”
“Maybe I have, Digits. We’ll see. Enjoy your business dinner. Catch ya
later?”
“Always.Iwantallthedetails.Catchyalater.”
****
I stepped inside Tavern on the Green and told the hostess I was meeting
someone.
“Hi,I’mmeetingChristianBlake.Ishehereyet?”
“Heis.”Shenodded.“Followme.”
Ifollowedhertoatablethatsatinthemiddleoftherestaurantandtooktheseat
acrossfromChristian.
“Hi.”Hesmiled.
“Hi.”
“I’ve taken the liberty of ordering a bottle of their house wine. I hope that’s
okay.”
“Soundsgood.Thankyou.”Iplacedmynapkininmylap.
SwandiveswerehappeninginthepitofmystomachasIlookedathim.This
feelingwastorturousandIneededittostop.
“AreyouallpackedforChicago?”heaskedaswebothglancedoverthemenu.
“No.”Ilightlylaughed.“I’lldothatwhenIgethome.Areyou?”
“No.” He smirked. “If you have a formal dress, it would be wise to bring it.
WewillbeattendingaChaneldinneronFridaynight.”
“Doyoualwaysdothis?”Icockedmyhead.
“Dowhat?”
“Waituntilthelastminutetospringstuffonpeople?”
Hechuckled.“I’msorry.IjustfoundoutaboutthedinnerrightbeforeIarrived
attherestaurant.”
“Oh. Well, in that case, you’re forgiven. And I do have a formal dress I can
bring.”
“Good.I’msureitlooksbeautifulonyou.”Hewinked.
I could feel the rise of heat in my cheeks. After we placed our dinner order,
Christian and I got down to business. As we were talking about the shoot and
jottingdownsomeideas,awomanstoppedatourtableandglaredatChristian.
“Well.Well.Lookwhoitis.Mr.ChristianBlake,”thewomanspokeinaharsh
tone.
Christianclearedhisthroat.“Hello,Cheyenne.”
“Isthatallyoucansay?”sheaskedwithherhandsplacedfirmlyonherhips.“I
haven’t heard from you since our date. I sent you a few text messages only to
nevergetaresponsefromyou.”
“I’msorry.I’vebeenreallybusy.”
“Too busy to shoot a fucking text back? A text that would literally take thirty
secondsorlessofyourtime?”
“Nowisn’tthetime,Cheyenne,”Christianspokeinirritation.
“Who’sthis?”Shelookedoveratmewithanevileye.“Isthisyourfirstdate?
‘Causeguesswhat,honey,hewon’tbecallingyouaftertonight.”
ItwasapparentChristianhadghostedherandshewasangry.Ididn’tblameher
becauseI’dbeeninhershoesmoretimesthanIcouldcount.
“Heisn’tworthit,Cheyenne,”Ispoke.
“Excuseme?”Shecockedherhead.
“Theanger,theresentment,thehurt.You’reabeautifulwoman.Icantellyou’re
confidentandyou’restrong.Youknowyourself-worth,don’tyou?”
“OfcourseIdo.”Shearchedherbrow.
“Then you know you’re better than him and he doesn’t deserve this attention
you’regivingrightnow.Andyouknowwhy?”
“Why?”sheasked.
“Because you’re giving him power over you. And you don’t strike me as the
type of woman who would let someone have that kind of power. He clearly has
communicationissuesandemotionalimmaturityifhecouldn’textendthecourtesy
oftextingyouback.Isthatthekindofmanyouwanttobewithorevengoona
datewith?”
“No.”Sheshookherhead.
“Ididn’tthinkso.Doyoustillhavehisnumberinyourphone?”
“Yes.Why?”
“Iwantyoutodeletehisnumberrightnow.Youcandoit,Cheyenne.Having
his number in your phone is still giving him power over you. Because I know
there’sthislittlebitofhopethatyou’llstillhearfromhim.AmIright?”
“Maybe.”
“Takebackyourpower.”Ismiled.
“You’re right.” She pulled out her phone, held it up to Christian, and deleted
his number in front of him. “You’re history, Mr. Blake.” Cheyenne turned to me,
andwithasmile,shespoke,“Ihopeyou’lltakeyourownadviceifhedoesthe
sametoyou.”
“He won’t. We aren’t dating. I’m doing some photography work for his
advertisingagency.Thisisnothingbutabusinessdinner.Butifyoushouldneed
anyfurtherassistanceoradviceondating,here’smybusinesscard.”IsmiledasI
handedittoher.
“Thankyou.”Shegrinnedasshetookitfrommeandwalkedaway.
“Really?”Iarchedmybrowathim.
“Reallywhat?”
“Youghostedher?”Icockedmyhead.
Hesighedandrolledhiseyes.
“Yeah.IguessIdid.”
“Andyouthinkthat’sokay?”
“No.Notafterhearingwhatyoujustsaidtoher.Andfortherecord,Iamnot
emotionallyimmature.”Hepointedatme.
“Youareifyoudidthat.Whatisitwithyouguysandconfrontation?”
“Ididn’twanttohurtherfeelingsbytellingherIdidn’twanttoseeheragain.”
Hefinishedoffhiswine.
“Andyoudon’tthinkthatgoingghostishurtingherfeelings?”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t look at it that way. I just figured if I didn’t text her back,
she’dgetthehint.”
“Womenneedclosure,Christian.Evenifitwasonlyafteronedate.It’scalled
respect.”
“Okay. I get it. I really do. But it’s done now. So let’s get back to discussing
ideasfortheshoot.”
Ifoldedmyarmsandsatupstraightinmychair.
“Youneedtoapologizetoher.”
Christian
Shit.Iknewthatwascoming.ShemademedoitwithVictoria,orshouldIsay
Digits did. I thought maybe I was off the hook when she didn’t make me do it
while Cheyenne was standing there. I glared at her from across the table, but I
knewhowimportantthiswastoher.Eventhoughsheneverdirectlytoldmeabout
whatshewasdoing,IkneweverythingfromwhatsheasDigitstoldmeviatext.
“Fine. I will apologize to her,” I spoke as I got up from my seat and walked
overtowhereCheyennewassittingandwaitingforsomeonetojoinher.“Excuse
me,Cheyenne.MayIhaveawordwithyou?”
“We’redonespeaking,Christian.”Herbrowarchedatme.
“Thiswillonlytakeaminute.Iwanttoapologizetoyou.I’msorryforignoring
yourtextmessagesandnotcallingyouafterourdate.Itwasrudeanddisrespectful
andIhadnoideathatitwouldupsetyou.Youdidn’tdeservethat.”
“You’reright.Ididn’tdeserveit,butsinceyouweremanenoughtoapologize,
Iaccept.”
“Thankyou.Iappreciateit.”
“Nowmovealong.Mydatewillbehereshortly,”shespokeasshesippedher
drink.
Walkingbacktothetable,ItookmyseatandstaredatEloise,whowassitting
therewithagrinonherface.
“Thankyou.”Sheheldupherglasstome.
“No.Thankyou.”IsmiledasIclinkedmyglassagainsthers.
AfterwefinisheddinnerandtalkedsomemoreabouttheChanelshoot,Ipaid
thebillandwelefttherestaurant.
“Ithinkthatwasaveryproductivebusinessdinner.”Ismiled.
“Ithinksotoo.”
“Youareactuallyonmywayhome.Howaboutsharingacab?”
“Sure.”Thecornersofhermouthcurvedupwards.
Ihailedusacabandclimbedinnexttoher.Sinceourdinnerconsistedmostly
ofbusinesstalk,Ithoughtthiswouldbeagoodopportunitytoaskherabouther
blog,eventhoughIalreadyknewalittleaboutit.
“Whenwewereatthesinglesmixer,youmentionedsomethingaboutyourblog
andaboutrelationshipadvice.Whatexactlydidyoumeanbythat?”Iasked.
“It’sreallynobigdeal.”Shewavedherhandinfrontofherface.
“I’dstillliketohearaboutit.”
Icouldseethehesitationinhereyesasshestaredatmeforamoment.
“I’mdoingapieceon#Delete.It’sforwomenwhoareintheearlystagesofa
relationship.”
“Andwhatdoesthatmean?”Iasked.
“I want to empower women to know their self-worth and standards when
dating a guy. So, if a guy behaves badly, it’s in their best interest to delete them
fromtheirphoneandlifebeforetheygettooinvolved.”
“Andwhatqualifiesasamanbehavingbadly?”Inarrowedmyeyeather.
“Ghosting would be number one.” Her brow arched. “Low investment, lying,
benching,breadcrumbing.Thepointisifaguyisreallyinterestedinawoman,he
woulddowhateverittakestogettoknowher.Textinginatimelymanner,calling
when he says he will, never flaking on a date. That would be considered high
investment.Ifaguyisjuststringingthegirlalongandhasnointentionsofwanting
arelationshipwithher,thenit’stimeforhimtogo.”
“Isee.Andhowdoesagirlknowiftheguyisjuststringingheralong.”
“They never commit to dates. They send text messages sporadically when
they’reboredorlonelywiththehopesthatthewomanisstillwaitingaround,and
whentheygetthatreply,theiregogetsboostedforawhileandthey’resatisfied.
Then they’ll disappear again for a while and suddenly poof, send another text
message.Theproblemiswomenbecomeattachedtooquickly.Theydiveinwith
bothfeetandignoretheredflagsthatpopup.”
“Isthatsomethingyou’vedoneordo?”
“I’vedoneitmanytimesinmylife.Andno,it’ssomethingIdon’tanymore.I’m
happybeingsingleandIbelievethat’swhatwomenneedtolearnfirst.I’dspent
too many years trying to find the perfect man like my dad because I wanted the
kindofrelationshipheandmymomhave.IguessyoucouldsayIwasobsessed.
Andbecauseofthat,Iheldontoguyswhoweren’tgoodformeforfartoolong.I
ignoredtheredflagsand/orthesigns.Igavetheseguyswaytoomuchpowerover
meandnowIwanttohelpwomenwhoareinthesamesituationtaketheirpower
back.Nomorestaringattheirphonewaitingforaguywhosaidhe’dcallortext
and doesn’t. No more giving him multiple chances when he cancels a date more
thanonce.Nomoreputtingtheirlifeonholdbecauseofwhataguysaysbutnever
follows through. Actions speak more truth than words do and women need to
understandthat.”
“Sowhythesinglesmixer?”Iasked.
“Justtryingtogetinsidetheheadsofmenandfindoutthereasonsbehindwhy
theydowhattheydo.”
Thecabpulleduptoherapartmentbuildingandsheclimbedout.
“Thankyoufordinner,”shespoke.
“You’rewelcome.YouhavesomegreatideasandI’mexcitedaboutthisshoot.
I’llbebyatfivea.m.”Iwinked.
“I’llbereadyandwaiting.Haveagoodnight,Mr.Blake.”
“Youtoo,MissMoore.”
Sheshutthedoorandwalkedinsidethebuilding.Therewassomuchmoreto
herthanI’dimaginedandIknewIhadmyworkcutoutformeifIwantedtowin
her over. I wanted to text Digits to see what she had to say about the evening.
However,Idecidedtowaitatleastanhourbeforemessagingher.
Eloise
Iopenedthedoortomyapartmentwithasmileonmyface.Theeveningwent
wellandIenjoyedspendingitwithChristian.ThemoreIopeneduptohimabout
my life, the more comfortable I felt. He was easy to talk to and I was pretty
excitedabouttheChicagotrip.ButIwasalsonervous.WhatIwasnervousabout,
Iwasn’tsure.Again,hekepttheeveningstrictlyprofessional.Iadmiredhimfor
that because he seemed to respect my boundaries. There was no flirting and no
attemptofakiss.
As I was packing my suitcase, my phone dinged with a text message from
MobileMan.
“Hi.Isyourbusinessdinnerover?”
“Hi.Yes.I’mjustpackingformytriptomorrow.You’rehomefromyourdate
already?”
“Yes.Ihaveanearlymeetingtomorrow.”
“And?Howdiditgo?”
“Itwentgreat.Icouldn’thaveaskedforabetternightorabetterpersonto
spenditwith.Tellmehowyourbusinessdinnerwent.”
“Itwentwell.Ihadagoodtime.”
“This meeting wasn’t with that guy you were telling me about, was it? The
oneyou’redoingsomefreelanceworkfor?”
“Asamatteroffact,itwas.”Isentthesadfaceemoji.
“Whythesadface?”
“Becauseit’sgettinghardernottofallforhim.Iknowwhatyou’regoingto
say,sopleasedon’t.”
“Okay.Iwon’t.Youneedtodowhat’srightforyou,Digits.Butjustletthings
happennaturally.Ifyou’remeanttobewiththisguy,thenyoucan’tfightit.You
can’tfightfate.”
“Youbelieveinfate,MobileMan?”
“Ido.Justlikeitwasfatethatyousentmethatveryfirsttext.Nowlookat
us.Thisguywasputinyourlifeforareason,maybeitwouldn’tbesobadtosee
whatthatreasonis.”
“It’sgettinglateandIhavetofinishpackingandgetsomesleep.Catchya
later?”
“Catchyalater,Digits.Goodnightandhaveasafetrip.”
“Goodnight,MobileMan.Thankyou!”
****
“Firstclass?”IarchedmybrowatChristian.
“It’stheonlywaytofly.”Hesmirked.
Shortly after the plane took off, and while Christian and I were eating our
breakfast,awomanwalkedovertoourseats.
“Excuseme.You’reEloise,aren’tyou?”Shesmiled.
“Iam.”
“OhmyGod.Itoldmyfrienditwasyou.I’mKatherineandI’mahugefan.”
Sheheldoutherhandinexcitement.
“It’snicetomeetyou,Katherine.”
“I just love your blog and that video you posted yesterday on ghosting was
phenomenal.Irecentlywentthroughitanditwasdevastating.Butafterwatching
yourvideo,Ican’teventellyouhowmuchbetterandmoreconfidentIfeel.Thank
you.”Tearssprangtohereyes.
“Katherine,that’ssosweet.Thankyou.”
“Pleasetellmeyou’regoingtodomorevideos.”
“I am. In fact, I’m going to edit one after breakfast and hopefully get it up
today.”
“I’mlookingforwardtoit.”Shegrinned.“Areyouwithhim?”sheaskedasshe
pointedtoChristian.
“Yes.I’mdoingsomefreelanceworkforhisadvertisingagency.”
“Oh.Soyou’renot—”Shewiggledherfingerbackandforth.
“Dating?No.”Ismiled.
“He’ssohot,”shemouthedandgavemeawink.“Ican’twaittotelleveryoneI
met you. I’ll leave you to your breakfast so you can hurry up and get that video
posted.”
Igaveherasmile,andwhenshewalkedaway,Christianglancedoveratme.
“Lookslikeyou’reacelebrity.”
“Pfft.”Iwavedmyhandinfrontofmyface.
Heletoutachuckleandcontinuedeatinghisbreakfast.
We arrived in Chicago, and by time we got to the Sofitel Hotel, it was ten
thirty.
“Why did we get here so early if check-in isn’t until three o’clock and we
aren’tmeetingthepeoplefromChaneluntiltonight?”Iaskedwithcuriosity.
“Whynot?Don’tyouwanttoexploreChicago?”Christiansmiled.
“Ofcourse.”
The man behind the lobby desk clicked away at his computer and looked at
Christian.
“Actually, Mr. Blake. Your rooms are ready now if you’d like to take your
luggageup.You’reinrooms3212and3213.”
“Perfect.”Christiansmiled.
We took the elevator up to the thirty-second floor. Once we arrived at our
rooms,Christianstoppedinfrontofthedoorandlookedatme.
“Whichroomdoyouwant?”
“Idon’tcare.Whichonedoyouwant?”
“Itdoesn’tmattertome.Bothroomsarethesame.”
“Ihaveanidea.”Ismiled.“Holdthekeycardsoutinfrontofyou.”
Iplacedmyhandovermyeyesandtookonefromhishands.
“LookslikeI’minroom3213,”IspokeasIinsertedthecardintothelockand
openedthedoor.“LetmefreshenupandthenwecanhitthestreetsofChicago.”
“Soundsgood.Justknockontheadjoiningdoorwhenyou’reready.”
IenteredmyroomandlookedaroundasIsetmybagsonthekingsizebed.The
décor was very urban chic with a beige and red theme. I stood in front of the
windowandtookintheamazingcityview.Pullingmyphonefrommypurse,Isent
MobileManapicture.
“Roomview.Whatdoyouthink?”
“Ithinkit’sbeautiful.Haveagoodtimewhileyou’rethereanddon’tsweat
thesmallstuff,Digits.”
“Thanks, Mobile Man. I won’t. We’re getting ready to hit the streets and
exploreChicago.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater.”
Iunpackedmymakeupbagandtookitintothebathroomtofreshenup.OnceI
wasdone,Iknockedontheadjoiningdoortoourrooms.Christianopeneditwith
asmileonhisfaceandmykneeswentweak.
“Areyouready?”heasked.
“Areyou?”Ismirked.
“I’malwaysready.”Hiscunningsmilesentbutterfliesdownbelow.
WeleftthehotelandstartedalongtheMagnificentMile.Itwasabeautifulfall
day.Nottoowarmandnottoocool.Justaperfectseventy-onedegreeswithouta
cloudinthesky.
“WeneedtostopinBloomingdale’s,”Christianspoke.
“I like Bloomingdale’s.” I smiled. “Is there something specific you need to
get?”
“Somemorecologne.Infact,I’mthinkingyoushouldpicksomeuptoo.”
Shit. His cologne drove me insane as it was. He always smelled like he just
steppedoutofmen’smagazine.
“Idon’tneedanyperfume,”Ispoke.
“Idon’teither,butifwe’redoingashootforChanel,Ithinkitwouldbeagood
ideatopurchasetheircologne/perfumeandwearit.”
“Ah.”Inodded.“Igetwhatyou’resaying.Wearthescentandgetinspired.”
“Yes.”Hegavemeawink.
WesteppedintoBloomingdale’sandheadedtowardstheChanelcounter.
“May I help you?” The older and attractive woman behind the counter asked
withasmileasshelookedatChristian.
“I’m interested in Chanel cologne for men.” He graciously smiled back and I
rolledmyeyes.
Shegrabbedtwodifferentbottlesfromthedisplayandsettheminfrontofus.
“Theseareourmostpopular.”
ChristianpickedupthebottlelabeledAllureHommeSportandIpickedupthe
bottleofBleudeChanel.
“Whatdoyouthink?”heaskedasheheldthebottleofAllureuptomynose.
“Thatoneisnice,butsoisthisone.”
“Hmm.Thatsmellsbold,”hespoke.
“Thequestioniswhichonedoesyourgirlfriendlikebetter?”Thesaleswoman
smiled.
“I’m not his girlfriend. We work together, so it doesn’t matter which one I
like.”
“Ithinkitdoes.”Christiansmirkedatmeinaflirtatiousway.
Itightenedmylegstostopthefierceachethatresidedinsideme.Theachethat
onlyhecouldsatisfy.Shit.IhatedthisandIhatedhimfordoingittome.
“IfIwereyou,IwouldgowithBleudeChanel.Youseemlikeaboldmanand
youshouldbewearingaboldfragrance.”Thesaleswomangrinned.
“Okay.I’lltakeit.”
I sighed as I walked over to the women’s perfume and picked up each bottle
andsmelledthewonderfulfragrancethatcamefromeachofthem.
“Findoneyoulike?”Christianaskedashewalkedovertome.
“IlikeChanelChance.”IsmiledasIheldmywristuptohim.
“Verysexy.AndIdon’tjustmeanthescent.”Hesmirked.
A heat rose in my body. All these perfume smells were creating a sexual
tensionbetweenusthatterrifiedme.IswallowedhardasIstaredintohiseyes.
“Thankyou.”
“NoneedtothankmewhenI’monlytellingthetruth.”Hewinked.
His winks had to stop. My body couldn’t take it anymore. I wanted sex. I
neededsex.IalreadyknewhowsexwithhimwasandIwanteditagain.Damnit!
IwashornyandIknewitwasgoingtogetmeintotrouble.
Eloise
After browsing around Bloomingdale’s, we stepped out of the store and
continuedourshoppingspree.WeneededtocrossthestreetbecauseIwantedto
go to the American Girl store and look at a doll for Hannah’s birthday that was
coming up. As we approached a crosswalk, we only had five seconds left to
cross.
“Comeon,”Christianspokeashegrabbedmyhand.
“Noway.Wewon’tmakeit.”
“Wewill.”Hesmiledasweranacrossthestreet,myhandinhis.
Wemadeittotheothersidejustasthestopsignalappeared.
“Toldyouwe’dmakeit,”hespoke.“Lifeisallabouttakingchances.”
“Takingachancetogetkilled?”Iarchedmybrowathim.
Hechuckledasmyhandwasstilllockedinhis.Ilookeddownandthenupat
him.Afeelingbetweenuswasfeltashegavemeasmallsmileandletgo.
“SowhyarewegoingintotheAmericanGirlstore?”heasked.
“MyfriendScarletthasalittlegirlnamedHannahandherbirthdayiscoming
up.I’dlovetogetheroneofthosebittybabiestoplaywith.”
WewalkedintothestoreandlookedaroundatalltheAmericanGirlDollsthat
wereondisplay.
“Wow.Thisstoreisvery—girly,”Christianspoke.
“On my eighth birthday, my parents took me to the one in New York on Fifth
Avenue. I thought they brought me there to pick out a doll, but when we walked
intothestore,wewereescortedtotheprivatediningroomwheremyparentshad
arrangedabirthdaypartyformeandeightofmygirlfriends.”
“Youmusthavebeenverysurprised.”
“Iwas.Theytookmeovertothetable,andwhenIsatdowninmychair,my
momhandedmeabigbox.I’llneverforgetthefeelinginsidemewhenIopened
thatboxandinsidewasanAmericanGirldollwholookedjustlikeme.”
“Didshehaveaname?”Christianasked.
“InamedherMaggie.Wecelebratedmybirthdaywithmyfriendsandourdolls
and after, my mom and dad took me around the store and let me pick out two
outfits for her. She was my best friend and I divulged my deepest and darkest
secretstoher.”Ismiled.
“Doyoustillhaveher?”
“No.WhenIwasfourteen,myparentsandIwereouttodinnerwhenwegota
call from our neighbor that our home was on fire. We lost just about everything,
includingMaggie.”
“I’msorry,Eloise.”Helightlytouchedmyarm.
Ilookedoverathimwithasmallsmile.
“Thankyou.Iwasdevastatedandittookmealongtimetogetoverit.Tobe
honest, I’m not sure that I am. This is the first time since losing her that I’ve
steppedinsideanAmericanGirlstore.Iknowitsoundsweird.”
“Justalittle,butIwon’tholditagainstyou.”Hesmiled.
WefoundthesectionwiththeBittyBabiesandIpickedoneout.Glancingover
attheoutfits,IaskedChristiantohelpme.
“Whichonedoyoulike?”Iasked.
“Forthedoll?”
“Ofcourseforthedoll.”Ilaughed.
“Thistwo-piecesetwiththecatonitiscute.Ohlook,itcomeswithmatching
catslippers.”Hesmiledasheheldthemup.
“Thosearepajamas.”
“So? Do you really think a two-year-old will know the difference?” He
smirked.
“Itiscute.”Ipickeduptheoutfitandlookedatit.“Goodchoice,Mr.Blake.”
“Idohavegoodtaste,andnotjustindollclothes.”Hewinked.
Afluttereruptedinmybelly.WewalkeduptothecounterandIsetthedolland
pajamasdown.
“Hello.” The sales girl behind the counter smiled. “Your daughter is going to
lovethis.Howoldisshe?”
“Oh,it’s—”Ibegantospeak.
“She’stwo,”Christianspokeup.“She’sanabsoluteangel.I’llneverforgetthe
dayshewasborn.Itwasthebestdayofmylife.”
“That’ssweet.”ShegrinnedathimasIstaredindisbelief.
“She’stheappleofmyeye.Daddy’slittlegirl,”Christianspoke.
“Issheherewithyou?”thesalesgirlasked.
“No. She’s back home.” Christian put his arm around me. “We’re on a little
romanticgetaway.”
“Aw,that’ssweet.”
I pulled out my credit card and handed it to her. After I signed, she handed
Christianthebag.
“Thankyouandenjoytherestofyourromanticgetaway.”Shesmiled.
“Ohwewill.”
WewalkedoutofthestoreandIstoppedonthesidewalkandgaveChristiana
swiftslaponhischest.
“Whydidyoudothat?”
“Ouch.Whynot?Idon’tunderstandwhypeoplejustassumethings.Sheshould
haveaskedwhothedollwasfor,notjustjumpedtotheconclusionthatitwasfor
ourdaughter.”
“Wedon’thaveadaughter!”
“Exactly! Anyway, you have to admit it was a little fun to play along.” He
smiled.
Ididn’trespondbecauseIdidn’twanthimtoknowthatitkindofturnedmeon.
“I’mhungry.Areyou?”heasked.
“Yeah.Iam.”
“Good.Let’sgogetsomelunch.Iknowthisgreatplace.It’snottoofarfrom
here.”
“Ihopeyou’retalkingabouttheGrandLuxCafé,”Ispoke.
“Iam.Youknowtheplace?”
“OneofmyfavoriteChicagorestaurants.”Ismiled.“ThelasttimeIwasthere
waswiththegirlsabouttwoyearsago.”
“It’soneofmyfavoritestoo.”
Weenjoyedlunch,talked,laughed,andthenheadedbacktothehotel.
“IthinkI’mgoingtotakeanap,”Ispoke.“I’mtiredfrombeingupsoearlyand
Ifeellikewemighthavealatenight.”
“Anapsoundsgood.IthinkI’lltakeonetoo,”Christianspoke.
Asweapproachedourrooms,Christianglancedoveratme.
“Haveanicenap.”Hesmiled.
“Youtoo.”
I opened the door and stepped inside. Setting my bag down on the floor, I
changedoutofmyclothesandintothecomfywhiterobethatwashanginginthe
closet. I was thirsty, so I opened the mini fridge and took out a can of Coke. I
neededice.Icouldn’tdrinkpopwithoutit.Grabbingtheicebucket,Iopenedthe
door and looked down the hallway to make sure nobody was around. The room
where the ice was located was only a few doors down. I filled the bucket and
headedbacktomyroom.Ohshit. I forgot my key. Sighing, I lightly knocked on
Christian’s door. He answered it wearing only a pair of gray sweatpants. My
sensesheightenedasIcouldstillsmellthatdamnChanelcologneonhim.Igulped
morethanonceashestoodthereandsmiledatme.
“MayIaskwhyyou’restandinginthehallwayinarobe?”
“Iwenttogetsomeiceandforgotmykey,soIneedtoentermyroomthrough
yourroom.”
“Oh.Comeonin.”Hewavedhishand.“Whatareyouplanningonusingtheice
for?”Hesmirked.
“Mypop.”Iarchedmybrowathim.“WhatelsewouldIuseitfor?”
“I don’t know. Ice can be used in many different ways for many things.” A
cunningsmilecrossedhislips.
IfeltlikeIwasgoingtohyperventilateasIopenedtheadjoiningdoor.
“Enjoyyourice,MissMoore.”
I glared at him from across the room as he chuckled and shut the door. I put
someiceintomyglass,pouredsomepopintoit,andtookafewsipsbeforelying
down. I made myself comfortable on the bed and closed my eyes. Images of
Christian moved through my head, sending an ache so fierce down below that I
couldn’ttakeitanymore.
“Fuckit,”IsaidasIjumpedoutofbed.
Walking over to the adjoining door, I knocked on it and Christian stood there
andlookedatme.
“Somethingwrong?”heasked.
Ithrewmyselfathimandlockedmylipsonhis.Heplacedhishandsoneach
sideofmyfaceasourkisscontinued.
“Areyousure?”heaskedmeashebrokeourkiss.
“JustshutupbeforeIchangemymind.”
Hishandsuntiedmyrobeandhesliditoffmyshoulderswhileourlipstangled
together.Layingmedownonthebed,hehoveredovermeandbrokeourkissas
hiseyesburnedintomine.
“Thisisjustsex,”Ispoke.“Onlysex.”
“Iagree.Justsex,”hemoanedashislipstraveledtomybreasts.
His tongue slid over my hardened nipples before his lips wrapped tightly
aroundeachone.Mybreathhitchedastinglingsensationssoaredthroughmybody.
The arousal down below was savage and it felt like an orgasm was ready to
explode. Moans escaped me as his mouth slid down my torso and navigated its
way down to my clit. The soft strokes of his tongue against me made my body
trembleandanorgasmtoeruptthatsentmyheadspinningoutofcontrol.
“Thatdidn’ttakelong.”Hesmiledashelookedupatme.
Itdidn’tmattertohimthatIalreadycamebecausehecontinuedtoexploreme,
notonlywithhismouthbutwithhisfingers.Histonguefocusedonmyclitwhile
hedippedafingerinsideme.Ajoltofecstasyopenedthegatestoawholenew
world. A world of sensations that I’d never felt before. How the fuck was this
possible? When he was satisfied and done exploring, he stood up and pulled
down his sweatpants. The sight of his beautiful cock once again elated me. I
quiveredatthesightofit,alreadyknowingthepleasureitgavemeoncebefore.I
laythereinanticipationwhilehetoreopenacondomandrollediton.Heslowly
climbed on top and hovered over me. After gently kissing my lips, he pushed a
strandofmyhairfrommyface,andwithasmile,hespoke,“We’regoingtotakeit
slowthistime.”Itrembledbeneathhimashislipssoftlypressedagainsttheflesh
ofmyneck.Myarmswrappedtightlyaroundhimashepushedhimselfinsideme.
Slow, steady, and rhythmic with each orgasm-inducing thrust. I threw my head
backatthehappinessmybodyfeltwhilehislipscaressedmine.
Softmoanseruptedfromhisthroatashemovedinandoutwhilemynailsdug
intohisback.
“God,youfeelsogood,”hewhisperedinmyear.
“Sodoyou,”Ispokewithbatedbreath.
Hesatback,placedhishandsfirmlyonmyhips,andpickedupthepace,hitting
alltherightspotsasmybodypreparedtodiveintooblivion.Mysensualsounds
heightened,andIplacedmyhandsonhisfirmandmuscularchest.Theinevitable
happenedandasecondorgasmtookovermybody,sendingarushnotonlythrough
me,butalsotoChristian.Hisgriptightenedashehalteddeepinsideme,straining,
moaning,andfullyrevelinginamomentofpurejoy.
Hecollapsedontopofme,hishandsoneachsideofmyhead,softlystroking
myhairwithhisthumbs.Ourbreathingwasoutofcontrolandourrapidheartbeats
struggled to get back to normal. I lay there, underneath him, our sweaty bodies
pressingagainstoneanother,remindingusofthepleasurewehadjustgiveneach
other.
“So much for our naps,” he spoke with a sense of humor as he rolled off me
andremovedthecondom.
“Right?”ItriedtomakelightofthenowawkwardsituationasIsatupholding
thesheetagainstme.
I watched his hot naked body walk across the room and into the bathroom to
dispose of the condom. I climbed off the bed and slipped on my robe while he
stoodinthedoorwayofthebathroomandstaredatmewithasmileonhisface.
“Ishouldgotakeashower,”InervouslyspokeasIpointedtomyroom.
“Yeah.Ishouldtoo.Weneedtobedownstairsintherestaurantatsixo’clock.”
I gave him a small smile and stepped into my room. With my hand on the
handle,gettingreadytopullthedoorshut,Ilookedathim.
“Itwasonlysex,Christian.Nothingelse.”
“Iknow,Eloise.Noworries.”
Christian
Isteppedintotheshower,thesmellofherallovermybodyandhertasteonmy
lips.IsmiledasIleanedmyheadbackunderthemistofthehotwater,lettingthe
warmthrundownmyface.Sexwithherwasundeniablytheultimateexperienceas
far as I was concerned. She said it was only sex, but I knew damn well it was
morethanthattoher.Ifeltitinthewayherhandsroamedmybody.Ifeltitinthe
wayhernailsdugintomybackandIfeltitwitheachsensualsoundsheletout.
Forme,itwasmorethanjustsex,andasfarasIwasconcerned,Iwasonestep
closertohavingher.
While we were at lunch, she began asking questions about my parents and
childhood.IneededtobecarefulwithwhatIsaidbecauseIhadalreadytoldher,
akaDigits,alot.Icouldn’triskherfindingoutitwasmeshewasactuallytalking
to.Notyet.Butwitheachpassingday,itwasbecomingharderandhardernotto.
Digits and I were growing closer. Maybe I needed to cut it off with her and let
sometimepass.MaybeEloisewouldneverhavetoknow.ThatwassomethingI
neededtocarefullythinkabout.
Aftermyshower,Isatdownonthebedwithmyphoneinmyhandandthought
abouttextingDigits.ThenIdecidednotto.AsIgotuptoputonmyclothes,my
phonedingedwithatextmessagefromher.
“Hi.”
“Hi.How’syourtripgoing?”
“Good.How’syourday?Isworkbusy?”
“Workisalwaysbusy.Otherthanthat,mydayisgreat.”
“Goodtohear.Ijustwantedtosayhi.”
“Everythingokay,Digits?”
“Yeah.Thingsaregood.Ineedtogetreadyfordinner.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater.Ifyouwanttotalktonight,textme,nomatterwhattimeit
is.”
“Thanks,MobileMan.Iwill.”
IsighedasIsetmyphonedownandgotreadyfordinner.WhenIknockedon
ouradjoiningdoor,EloiseopeneditandIstoodthereinaweatthesightofher.A
beautiful nude-colored short dress, delicately beaded, sat off her shoulders and
hugged her petite hourglass figure. Her long brown hair was twisted up into an
eleganthair-dowithafewcurlsthathungdown.IletoutanapprovingwhistleasI
triedtocalmdownmymisbehavingcock.
“Youlookstunning.”Ismiled.“Areyouready?”
“Thankyou.Almost.Ijusthavetoputonmyheelsandthenwecango.”She
smiledasshegrabbedhershoesandsatdownontheedgeofthebed.
I couldn’t stop staring at her long, lean legs as she slipped her feet into her
nude-coloredheels.Thewayshehadhadthemwrappedtightlyaroundmywaist
asIfuckedherwasintoxicating.
“NowI’mready,”shespoke.
Iplacedmyhandonthesmallofherbackasshepickedupherpursefromthe
dresserandwewalkedoutoftheroom.AsmilecrossedmylipswhenIfelther
trembleatthesubtletouchofmyhand.
Wetooktheelevatordowntotherestaurantwheremyfriend,Joe,wasstanding
andwaitingforus.
“Christian,goodtoseeyou,myfriend.”Welightlyhugged.
“Good to see you too. Joe, I’d like you to meet Eloise Moore, our
photographer.Eloise,thisisJoe.”
“It’snicetomeetyou.”Shesmiledassheplacedherhandinhis.
“Andyouaswell.”Joenodded.
Heledustoatablewherethreeotherpeople,includingthetwomodels,from
Chanel sat. We ate, drank, and talked mostly about business. After dinner was
finished,westayedforacouplemoredrinksandthenheadeduptoourrooms.
“Goodnight,Eloise,”Ispokebeforewalkingintomyroom.
“Goodnight,Christian.Seeyouinthemorning.”
Iclosedthedoorandsetmykeycardonthenightstand.AsIlookedatmybed,
IwishedIwasseeingherlyinginitnexttome.
****
Eloise
Iopenedmysuitcase,changedintomynightshirt,andtookoutmysmalltravel
bag. Taking it into the bathroom, I took out my toothbrush but noticed my
toothpaste wasn’t there. After looking through my suitcase and realizing I must
haveleftitathome,Iwalkedovertotheadjoiningdoorandknockedonit.
“Everythingokay?”Christianaskedasheopenedthedoorandhishalfnaked
bodyinstantlyarousedme.
“CanIborrowyourtoothpaste?Ileftmineathome.”
“Sure.I’llgogetitforyou.”
HewalkedawayandIstaredatthebedwherewehadsexearlierintheday.
“Hereyougo.”Hesmiledashehandedmethetube.
“Thanks.HoldonasecandI’llbringitrightback.”
“Youknow,wecouldalwaysjustkeepthisdooropenincasethere’sanything
elseyouneed.Thatway,youwouldn’thavetoknock.”
“AndwhatelsewouldIneed?”InarrowedmyeyeathimasIhandedhimback
histoothpaste.
“Oh,Idon’tknow.”Hesmirked.
“Goodnight,Mr.Blake.”Ibegantoshutthedoor.
“Goodnight,MissMoore.Youknowwheretofindmeifyouneedme.”
“Iwon’tneedyou!”Ishoutedfromtheothersideofthedoor.
After brushing my teeth, I climbed into bed and lay there, eyes wide open. I
wasexhaustedsowhycouldn’tIsleep?MaybeitwasbecauseeverytimeIclosed
my damn eyes, all I saw was Christian. I grabbed my phone from the nightstand
andsentatextmessagetoMobileMan.
“WehadsexagainandthistimeIinitiateditfromlackofcontrol.”
“Lol.Goodforyou,Digits!”
“It’snotfunny,MobileMan.”
“I’msorry.Ofcourseit’snotfunny.Doyouregretit?”
“No.Ican’tevenexplaintoyouhowhemakesmefeel.”
“Whydon’tyoutry?”
“Itwasdifferentthistime.”
“How?”
“Idon’tknowhowtoputitintowords.Itfeltlikeoursoulsmerged.Likewe
both connected on a level deeper that I never knew existed or experienced
before.”
“That’s good, right? I think something like that is rare to find or
experience.”
“Idon’tknow.IbasicallyattackedhimandIfeelashamed.”
“Didheenjoyit?”
“Of course he enjoyed it. What man wouldn’t enjoy a woman practically
attackinghimforsex?”
“Lol.True.”
“Whathemustthinkofme.”
“Doyouwantmythoughtsonthat?”
“Yes,please.”
“Hemorethanlikelythinksyou’reabeautifulwomanwhoknowswhatshe
wantsandgoesafterit.That’sahugeturnonformen.”
“Ha.TellthattoallthelosersIdated.Ithinktheyweremoreintimidatedby
methananything.”
“That’s why they’re all losers, Digits. A weak man can’t handle a strong
womanbecausehedoesn’tknowwhattodowithher,butastrongmanlovesthe
challenges of a strong woman. And I do believe this guy you’ve had sex with
twicenowisastrongmanwhoknowswhathewants.Hence,notaloser.Listen,
don’t get all caught up in what he thinks about you because your animal
instinctstookover.I’mprettysureyoursexinesslevelblewoffthechartsinhis
eyes.”
“Thanks,MobileMan.I’mgoingtoheadtobednow.Itwasalongdayand
I’mtired.”
“Sleepwell,Digits.Catchyalater.”
“Youtoo.Catchyalater.”
Eloise
My eyes flew open at the sound of my alarm going off, waking me from the
dreamIwasinthemiddleof.AdreamthatconsistedofmeandChristianrolling
around in crisp white sheets as the ocean air blew through the window of our
room,leavingmewithafeelingofanunfinishedorgasm.
“Shit,”IwhisperedtomyselfasIsatupinbed.
IsighedasIhoppedintotheshowerandgotreadyforthephotoshoot,leaving
verylittletimetofinishoffwhathehadstartedinmydream.Iwasn’tgoingtolet
thisaffectme.Iwasn’tgoingtolethimaffectme.Ineededfullconcentrationfor
the shoot and I couldn’t afford any distractions. Just him being there would be
distractionenough.WhileIwasputtingonmymakeup,therewasalightknockon
theadjoiningdoor.Walkingover,IopeneditandtherestoodChristianwithatube
oftoothpasteinonehandandacupofcoffeeintheother.
“Goodmorning.Ifiguredyouneededbothofthese.”Hegrinned.
“Goodmorning.Idefinitelydo.Thankyou.”
Itookthecoffeeandthetoothpastefromhimandwentbackintothebathroom.
“I took the liberty of ordering breakfast for us,” he spoke. “It should be here
shortly.”
“Thank you. I’m starving. Are we going to have time to eat?” I asked as I
lookedatthetimeonmyphone.
“We’llhavetoeatfast,”hereplied.
Helefttheadjoiningdooropenandwentbackintohisroom.Fromwherethe
bathroom was positioned, I could see part of his room in the mirror. I kept
glancing as I twisted strands of my hair around the barrel of my curling iron. I
could see him standing there putting on his watch and then he took a seat on the
edgeofthebedandslippedonhisshoes.Theachedownbelowthatneverfully
wentawaygrewstronger.JustlookingathimremindedmeoftheintensedreamI
had.Itwasoneofthosedreamsthatwouldstaywithmeforawhile.
JustasIfinishedgettingready,therewasknockonthedoor.Christianwalked
overandanswereditwhileIputonmyshoes.
“Breakfast is served,” he spoke as he took the silver tray over to the small
roundtablewithtwochairsthatsatinthecorner.
RightwhenIsatdowntoeat,myphoneranganditwasClairecalling.
“Hello,”Ianswered.
“Have you seen your blog and your YouTube channel since you posted those
videos?”sheasked.
“No.Ihaven’thadachancetolook.”
“TellClaireIsaidhi,”Christianwhisperedfromacrossthetable.
“Well,youneedtolookrightnow!”
“Christiansaidhi,”Ispoke.“Andwhy?What’sgoingon?”
“TellhimIsaidhi.Justlook,Eloise!”shedemanded.
“Okay.Okay.”
I got up from the table and grabbed my laptop from the bed. Logging into my
blog, I sat there and stared at it with my eyes popped out of my head. My
subscribers had reached over a million and my videos had over five hundred
thousandviews.ClickingovertomyYouTubechannel,Ialreadyhadoverseventy
thousandsubscribersandeachvideoIpostedhadoverfiftythousandviewssofar.
“OhmyGod,Claire!”
“Iknow,right?Whenyougetachance,readthecomments!Ithinkyou’reonto
somethingherewith#Delete,Eloise.”
“Thankyouforlettingmeknow.I’msoexcited!”
“You’rewelcome.Goodluckwiththeshoottodayandcallmelater!”
“Iwill.Bye.”
IinhaledadeepbreathandletitoutasIlookedatChristian.
“Congratulations.”Hesmiled.
“Thankyou.Ihonestlycan’tbelieveit.”
“Idobelieveacelebrationisinordertonight.Youin?”Hewinked.
“Sure.I’min.”Ismiled.
The photo shoot took approximately seven hours. Between the street shots,
hotelshots,navypiershots,andnumerousdresschanges,Ididn’texpectittotake
anylesstime.
“Greatjob,Eloise.Howlonguntilwecangettheproofs?”Joeasked.
“Thanks,Joe.IcanhavethemmailedouttoyouasearlyasnextThursday.Will
thatworkforyou?”
“I’m actually going to be in New York on Thursday, so just bring them by
Christian’s office. Let’s say around one o’clock. I’ll have Christian order us in
somelunchandwecanviewthemtogether.”
“Soundsgood.”Ismiled.
“Itwasnicemeetingyou,Eloise.Ilookforwardtoseeingthosepictures.Have
asafetriphome.”
“Thankyou.”
AfterChristiansaidgoodbyetoJoeandtherestoftheChanelstaff,hewalked
overtomeasIwaspackingupmycameraequipment.
“Youwereamazingtoday,”hespoke.
“Thanks. Everyone was super nice and easy to work with. Especially the
models.Sometimestheycanbequitedifficult.”Ismirked.
“Ibettheycanbe.I’msureyouwanttoshowerbeforeheadingtodinner.”
“Ido.Beingaphotographercangetprettydirty.”
“You were on the ground an awful lot.” He laughed. “Reservations are for
eight.”
WetookacabbacktothehotelandChristianfollowedmeintomyroomand
setoneoftheequipmentbagshecarrieddownonthetable.
“I’mgoingtogochange.Justletmeknowwhenyou’reready,”hespoke.
“Iwill.Thiscelebrationwe’redoing,isitfancyorcasual?”
“Casual.” He winked as he started to walk to his room. “By the way.” He
turnedandlookedatme.“Ihopeyou’renotafraidofheights.”
Before I could get any words out, he walked to his room and shut the door.
Whatthehelldidhemeanbythat?Iwasn’tafanofheights.NowIwasworried.I
tookaquickshower,andwhenIgotout,Isatdownonthebedwithmylaptopand
beganlookingthroughthehundredsofemailsfromwomenaroundtheworld.As
muchasIlovedphotography,Ilovedhelpingwomenmore.Itwasatthatmoment
whilereadingtheemailsthatIdecidedtotakeabreakfromphotographyandmake
my blog and YouTube channel a priority. It was a risk. A huge risk. But, like
someonetoldme,“Someofthegreatestgiftsinlifeareontheothersideoffear.”
IpickedupmyphoneandsentatextmessagetoMobileMan.
“Wedidn’ttouchbasetoday.Howareyou?”
“I’mgreat.Howareyou?IwaswonderingifI’dhearfromyou.Ididn’twant
tobotheryoubecauseIknewyouwerebusy.”
“I’m good. I had a really good day and now I need to get ready to go to
dinner.”
“Howarethingsgoingbetweenthetwoofyou?”
“Things are going good. Maybe too good. The part that sucks is that he’s
alwaysonmymindevenwhenwe’renottogether.”
“Whydoesthatsuck?”
“BecauseIdon’twanttothinkabouthim.Idon’tneedthedistraction,butI
can’thelpit.”
“Listentome,Digits.Youcantrytofightyourfeelingsforthisguyallyou
want,butyou’llloseandyouknowit.That’swhyIthinkyou’resoscared.Just
giveintothosefeelings.Obviously,theguyfeelsthesamewayaboutyou.Take
itslow.Onedayatatime.Openyourselfuptothepossibilitythatthisguyis
theexceptionofallothermen.”
“Youthink?”
“Iknow.Ispentthedaywiththewomanofmydreamstoday.Andyouknow
why?BecauseItookyouradvice.Takeyourownadvice,Digits.Ifyoulikehim,
lethimknow.Becauseoneday,you’llwakeupandhewon’tbethereandthen
you’llspendtherestofyourlifewonderingwhatcouldhavebeen.”
“Thank you, Mobile Man. Have I ever told you how much I love our
conversations?”
“I’m sure you have and I love them too. Conversations with you are the
highlightofmyday.”Hesentthewinkyface.
Isenthimthewinkyfacebackandtoldhimtohaveagoodnight.Myfeelings
about him and our text friendship were starting to change. He met the woman of
hisdreamsalready,sohimfallingformewasn’tevenaconsideration.Maybeit
was time me and Mobile Man met. Maybe a man and a woman could just be
friends.
Christian
Therewasaknockontheadjoiningdoor,andwhenIopenedit,IsmiledasI
sawEloisestandingtherelookingasgorgeousasever.
“Areyouready?”Iasked.
“Iam.Wherearewegoing?”
“You’llseewhenwegetthere.”Ismiled.
IrentedouttheSkydeckChicagoforthetwoofus,aprivatediningexperience
onthe103
rd
floor.I’dhaddinnerthereoncebeforewithmyfamilyanditwasan
amazingexperience.AnexperienceIwantedtosharewithher.Iwantedtomake
thisanightshe’dneverforget,andwithanyluck,she’dbewakingupinmyarms
inthemorning.
When we arrived and stepped into the elevator, I could see the look of
nervousnessacrossherface.
“Areyouokay?”Ilightlygrabbedholdofherhand.
Shelookeddownandthenupatme.
“Iamnow.”Shelightlysmiled.
Afeelingofcontentmentwashedovermehearinghersaythosewords.Iwas
breaking through to her. Maybe my last text message as Mobile Man got her
thinking. When we arrived to the 103
rd
floor, we stepped out and she looked
around,herhandtightlyclenchedinmine.
“Ireallyhopeyou’renotafraidofheightsbecausethisissomethingeveryone
shouldexperienceintheirlifetime,”Ispoke.
Shetookinadeepbreath.
“It’snotthatI’mreallyafraid.I’mjustunsure.Whyarewetheonlytwopeople
uphere?”
“Irentedouttheentireroomforussowecouldhaveaprivatedinnerandenjoy
theviewinpeace.”Ismiled.“Comeoverhereandlookoutatthecity.”
“Umm.I’mnotsureIwanttogettooclosetotheglass.”Shestoppedbehind
me.
“It’sokay,Eloise.IhaveyouandIpromiseIwon’tletgo.”Ismiled.
****
Eloise
Myheartwasbeatingahundredmilesaminute.Nowait,makethatathousand
milesaminute.Notonlybecauseourhandswerelockedtogether,butbecausewe
wereupreallyhighandIwasn’tsurehowtodealwiththeanxietyIfelt.Icouldn’t
believe he rented out the entire Skydeck for the two of us. That had to be the
sweetest thing anyone had ever done for me. After taking in a couple of deep
breaths,Ilethimleadmetothewindow.
“What’sthat?”
“That’stheledge.”
“Youmeanpeopleactuallywalkonit?”
“Yes.”Hechuckled.“Wouldyouliketogiveitatry?”
“Nope.I’mgoodrighthere.”
Wetookaseatataroundtablewhereabottleofwinesat.AfterChristiantook
theseatacrossfromme,hepoureduseachaglassofwine.
“Dinner will be served shortly.” He grinned. “Here’s to a successful photo
shootandtoyoursuccessfulblog.”Hehelduphisglass.
“Thankyou.”IsmiledbigasIclankedmyglassagainsthis.“So,tellmeagain
whyyou’resingle?”
“Oh,Idon’tknow.Maybetherightwomanhasn’tpoppedintomylife.Youdo
havetobecarefulwhomyouchoosetowanttospendtherestofyourlifewith.”
Hesmirked.
“True.Soyouwantmarriageandafamily?”
“Onedayinthefuture.That’siftherightwomancomesalongandsweepsme
offmyfeet.”Hewinkedandmyladypartsquivered.
Igavehimasmallsmileasthewaiterwalkedoverandservedusdinner.
“It really is beautiful up here. Thank you,” I spoke as the anxiety seemed to
havedissipated.
“You’rewelcome.”
Weate,talkedaboutthephotoshoot,andwhendinnerwasover,musicfromthe
overheadstartedtoplay.Christiangotupfromhischairandheldouthishandto
me.
“May I have this dance? The night wouldn’t be complete without dancing on
theskydeck.”Hesmiled.
Iplacedmynapkinfrommylapontothetableandputmyhandinhis.
“We’re going to dance on the ledge and I don’t want you to be afraid,” he
spoke.
Anervousnesssettledinthepitofmystomach.
“Do you trust me, Eloise?” he asked with seriousness as his eyes stared into
mine.
“Ithinkso.”
Heletoutachuckle.
“Youthinkso?”
“Yes,ofcourseIdo.”
Withourhandsclaspedtogether,heledmetotheledgeandIgulped.
“It’sokay.I’vegotyou.”
Westeppedontotheledgeandhewrappedhisarmsecurelyaroundmywaist
as I placed my hand in his and my other hand on his shoulder. We swayed back
andforthtothemusicasIlookedoutatthebrightlylitcityfromthe103
rd
floor.
“Areyouokay?”Christianasked.
“Actually,I’mfine.It’sbeautifuluphere.”Ismiled.“Andyou’reright,thisis
somethingeveryoneshouldexperienceintheirlifetime.”
“I’mgladyoulikeit.Isomehowknewyouwould.”Hesmiled.
Heletgoofmyhandandwrappedhisotherarmaroundme.Bringingbotharms
up, I secured them around his neck as the two of us stared at each other, getting
lost in one another’s soul. The corners of his mouth were slightly curved into a
seductivesmilethatsentshiversdownmyspine.Hewantedtokissme.Ifeltit.
Andinamatterofseconds,hislipsgentlypressedagainstmine.Helookedatme
andIsmiled,lettinghimknowthatIwasonboardwithwhateverhewasthinking
about.Heleanedinagain,butthistime,hiskisswasmoresensualandnotjusta
test.Ireturneditandourtonguesmetwithsatisfaction.Hishandsroamedupand
downmysidesasminetangledthroughhishair.Ifwedidn’tleavenow,we’dend
uphavingsexontheledge.Wouldthatreallybesobad?Iwassurethestaffwould
mind.
“Shallwegobacktothehotel?”heaskedashebrokeourkiss.
“Yes.”Iswallowedhard.
With a grin on his face, he took my hand and we left the Skydeck. Our hands
never left each other’s all the way back to the hotel. Once we stepped into the
elevator,andbeingtheonlyonesinthere,hepushedmeupagainstthewalland
savagelykissedmeaswetraveledfromfloortofloor.Thedoorsopenedandhe
grabbedmyhandandledustoourrooms.
“Whichroom?Mineoryours?”heasked.
“Yoursisfine.”Ismiled.
He inserted the cardkey, opened the door, and swept me up in his arms and
overtothebedwherewemadepassionatelove.Ilaythere,wrappedinhisarms,
myheadonhischestandhisfingerstrokingmybareskin.
“I want to see you on a regular basis when we get back to New York,” he
spoke.
Fearandconfusionroseinsideme.IgaveseriousthoughttowhatMobileMan
said about just letting go and spending the rest of my life wondering what could
have been. Christian Blake was everything I was looking for in a man and my
intuitionwastellingmetogoforit.Ifailedatlisteningtomyintuitionbefore,but
thistime,Iknewbetter.
“I’dliketoseeyoutoo.”Iliftedmyheadandlookedathim.
“Really?”Asmilegrewacrosshisface.
“Yes,really.”
Withoneswiftmove,IwasflatonmybackandChristianwashoveringover
me.
Christian
I’dwonandIcouldn’thavebeenhappier,butadarknessresideddeepinside
me.Icouldn’tsleepwhenIshouldhavebeensleepinglikeababy.Ihaditall.I
had her. I sat on the edge of the bed with my face buried in my hands thinking
abouthowIwasgoingtotellherthatIwasMobileMan.Ididn’tknowhowshe’d
reactandthatwaswhatscaredmethemost.
“Hey,areyouokay?”sheaskedassheplacedherhandonmyback.
“I’mfine.I’msorryIwokeyou.”
“Youdidn’t.Whyaren’tyouasleep?”
“Idon’tknow.Maybetoomuchexcitementfromtheday.”
I climbed back under the sheets, wrapped her up in my arms, and kissed her
head.
“Gobacktosleep,baby.I’mfine.Ipromise.”
Iawokethenextmorningtothesoundofrainhittingthewindow.
“Ilovethesoundoftherain,”shesoftlyspoke.
“Metoo.Goodmorning.”Ikissedherhead.
“Goodmorning.”Herlipspressedagainstmychest.“Whattimedoesourflight
leave?”
“Not until six o’clock tonight. I didn’t think they were calling for rain today.
ThelasttimeIcheckedtheweather,therewasazeropercentchance.”
“A little bit of rain never hurt anybody.” She smiled as she looked up at me.
“I’llberightback.Don’tgoanywhere.”Shekissedmebeforeclimbingoutofbed
andslippingintoherrobe.
Sheopenedtheadjoiningdoortoherroom,andafterafewseconds,shecame
backwithhercamerainherhand.
“Whatareyoudoing?”Ilaughed.
“I’mgoingtotakesomepicturesofyou.Thatis,ifyoudon’tmind.”
“Inbed?”Icockedmyheadashercamerawentoff.
“Yes.It’ssexyandIlikesexy.”Shegrinned.
Shestoodontopofthebedandbegansnappingpictureswhilelookingdown.
“Get down here.” I grabbed her legs and pulled her on top of me. “No more
pictures.Ifyouwantsexy,I’llgiveyousexy.”Ikissedher.
Slipping her robe off her shoulders, I took her beautiful breasts in my mouth.
My hard cock was pressed against her and waiting to feel the warmth of her
insides.Sheliftedherselfupandslowlypusheddownuntileveryinchofmewas
insideher.Subtlemoansescapedbothourlipsaswetookinthepleasurewegave
eachother.
“We’renotusingacondom?”Iasked.
“I’monbirthcontrol.I’mnotworried.”
Iplacedmyhandsfirmlyonherbreasts,lightlypinchingeachhardenedpeakas
she slowly rode my cock. I threw my head back in satisfaction as the warmth
insideherenvelopedme.
“God,youfeelincredible.”
“Sodoyou,”shesensuallymoaned.
Watchinghermakelovetomewasthebestturnonintheworld.Shewasso
fuckingbeautifulandIcouldn’tgetenoughofher.Herhipsmovedbackandforth
atarapidpaceashermoansheightenedandshecame.Thewetnessthatemerged
fromhersentatremblingsensationthroughme.AsensationIcouldn’tcontrol.A
sensationthatsentmycockintoaspasticfitofanorgasm.Iheldherhipsdown
firmlyasIpushedouteverylastdropIhadinsideher.
Beforeclimbingoffme,herlipspressedagainstmine.
“I’mstarving.”Shesmiled.
“Metoo.Let’sgetdressedandheaddowntobreakfast.”
We kept the adjoining door open and traveled between rooms as we both got
dressed. While Eloise was in her bathroom applying her makeup, I walked up
frombehindandwrappedmyarmsaroundher.
“I’mgoingtoheaddowntothegiftshopandgrabusacoupleumbrellas.”
“Goodidea.We’regoingtoneedthem.”Shesmiled.
I left the room and headed towards the elevator. Pulling my phone from my
pocket,IsentDigitsatextmessage.
“Goodmorning.Howwasyournight?”
“Goodmorning!Mynightwasfabulous.Hetoldmehewantstoseemeona
regularbasiswhenwegetbackhome.”
“That’sgood.Whatdidyousay?”
“ItoldhimthatI’dliketoseehimtoo.”
“I’mproudofyou,Digits.Soyoutookmyadvice?”
“Yes and thank you. I guess I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life
wonderingwhatcouldhavebeen.”
“I’mhappytohearyousaythat.”
“Whataboutyouandthewomanofyourdreams?”
“Ithinkthingsaregoingtoworkoutreallywellwithher.”
“Wow.Lookatus.”Isentthesmileyfaceemoji.
“Ihavetorun,Digits.Haveagreatday.Whenareyouheadingback?”
“Ourflightleavesatsixp.m.”
“Haveasafeflight.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater,MobileMan.”
IsighedasIstoodthereandstaredatourtextmessages.Thiscouldn’tgoon.I
eitherhadtotellEloisewhoIwasorIhadtostoptextingDigits.Eitherway,she
wasgoingtobehurtandthelastthingIwantedtodowashurther.
Eloise
AfterChristianandIhadbreakfast,weheadedbacktoourroomstopackall
ourthingssowecouldcheckout.Afterleavingourbagswiththehoteluntilwe
werereadytogototheairport,westeppedontotherainystreetsofChicagoand
Christianopenedtheoversizedblackumbrella.
“Ican’tbelievetheyonlyhadoneleft,”Ispoke.
“I’msurealotofpeoplehadthesameideawedidwhentheysawtherain
outside.I’mhappythiswasthelastone.It’llkeepmeclosertoyou.”Hewinked.
Icouldn’thelpbutsmileasIlaidmyheadonhisshoulder.Weshoppedfora
coupleofhours,andeventhoughitwasadrearycooldayout,itturnedouttobe
oneofthebestdaysofmylife.Wetriedonclotheswewouldneverbuyjusttobe
sillyandtookanobscenenumberofselfiestorememberourtimeinChicago.
Becausewehadahugebreakfast,neitheroneofuswasveryhungry,soweended
upgettingacoupleofhotdogsfromastreetvendorandeatingthemunderan
overhangandoutoftherain.
“You’reacheapdate.IthinkIlikeyou.”Christiansmiled.
Inudgedhisshoulderwithmine.“IthinkIlikeyoutoo.Thanksforthehotdog.”
Heleanedoverandkissedmylips.Icouldn’trecallatimeIwasanyhappier.
Oncewefinishedeating,weheadedbacktothehoteltocollectourbagsandthen
itwasofftotheairport.Ontheplaneridehome,Christiandidsomeworkonhis
laptopwhileIplannedthevideosIwasgoingtofilmfortheweek.
“Idecidedtotakeabreakfromphotographyforawhile,”IspokeasIglanced
atChristian.
“Really?Why?”
“Mypassionrightnowiswithmyblogandhelpingwomenwiththeir
relationshipissues.TheonlythingIhavegoingonnextweekaretheeditsforthe
Chanelphotos.I’mnotgoingtoacceptanymoreworkforprobablyabouta
month.”
“Canyouaffordnottotakeonphotographyjobs?”heasked.
“Yes.”Ismiled.“Icanaffordit.”
“Thendowhatmakesyouhappy.”Heplacedhishandonmine.
Assoonaswelanded,myphonedingedwithatextmessagefromNatalie.
“AreyouNewYorkboundyet?I’mbackfromHawaiiandwashopingwe
couldhaveadrinkorthree.Ineedtotalktoyou.”
“Justlanded.Ishouldbehomeinaboutanhour.Everythingokay?”
“Idon’tknow.IneedyouradviceaboutNathan.”
“Okay.I’lltextyouwhenI’mclosetohome.”
“Thanks.I’llbringthewine.”
“Everythingokay?”Christianasked.
“Yeah.ThatwasNatalie.She’scomingoverwhenIgethome.Sheneeds
adviceaboutNathan.”
“Isthatherboyfriendorhusband?”
“SomeguyshejustmetinHawaii.HelivesonLongIsland.”
Christianhadacarwaitingattheairporttotakeushome.Whenthedriver
pulleduptomybuilding,Christiangotoutofthecar,grabbedmyluggage,and
walkedmetomyapartment.Aftersettingmyluggagedowninthefoyer,he
wrappedhisarmsaroundmeandpulledmeintoatightembrace.
“IhadagreattimeinChicagoandIthinkI’mgoingtomissyoutonight.”
“Ihadagreattimetoo.Thankyouforeverything.AndIthinkI’mgoingtomiss
youtoo.”Ismiled.
Hislipstenderlybrushedagainstmineanditwasturningintoapassionatekiss
untiltherewasknockatmydoor.
“I’lltextyoulater.”Heplacedhishandsoneachsideofmyfaceandkissedme
onelasttime.
“Ilookforwardtoit.”
IopenedthedoorandletNataliein.
“Oh.Hi,Christian.”Shesmiled.
“Hello,Natalie.HowwasHawaii?”
“Beautiful.HowwasChicago?”
“Beautiful.”Hewinkedather.
Assoonasheleft,IshutthedoorandtookthebottleofwinefromNatalie’s
hand.
“Sowhatwashedoinguphere?”sheasked.
“Hehelpedmewithmyluggage.”Igrinned.
“You’reglowing.What’sgoingon?”
“We’resortofseeingeachother,”IspokeasItookdowntwowineglasses.
“Asindating?”Herbrowarched.
“Isuppose.”
“Yousleptwithhimagain.”Shesmirked.
“Idid.Afewtimes.”IgrinnedlikealittlegirlonChristmasmorning.
“Andyou’reokaywithdatinghim?Whythesuddenchangeinattitude?”
“He’sagreatguy,Natalie,andeverythingI’mlookingfor.Butenoughaboutme
andChristian.What’sgoingon?”
“Nathanhasn’treturnedanyofmytextmessagessincehe’sbeenhome.”
“Notoneofthem?”Iasked.
“No,”sherepliedasshedownedherglassofwine.“I’mnotusedtothis.I’m
usuallytheonewhodoesn’ttextback.Ireallylikehim,Eloise,andIthoughthe
likedmetoo.Forfucksakes,Isleptwithhim.”
“Whateveryoudo,don’ttexthimagain.WhywasheinHawaii?”
“Businesstrip,”shereplied.
“Andhe’sneverbeenmarried?”
“Hesaidno.”
“Howaboutagirlfriend?”
“Hesaidhehasn’thadoneinalongtime.”
“It’spossiblehedoeshaveagirlfriendhereandshedidn’tgowithhim
becauseitwasabusinesstrip.”
“Thatlittlefucker.Isweartogod,ifthat’strue...”Herbrowsfurrowed.
Shereachedinsideherpurseandpulledoutherphone.
“Oh.Hejustsentmeatextmessage.”Shegrinned.
“Whatdoesitsay?”
“Hesaidhe’ssorryhedidn’trespondbutworkhasbeencrazysincehegot
backandhe’sbeenpracticallyworking24/7.Hewantstotakemeouttomorrow
night.”
“OnaMonday?”Inarrowedmyeyeather.
“Betterthannotatall.”Shesmiled.“I’msurehemissesme.”
“I’msurehedoes,”Ispoketomakeherfeelbetter.
Thetruthwas,somethingwasn’tsittingrightwithmeandthisNathanguy.
Nobodyisthatbusytotaketensecondstoreplytoatextmessage.Ifthingswere
asgreatinHawaiiasshesaidtheywere,hewouldn’thaveignoredher.Redflag
numberone.
Whensheleft,Itookmyluggagetomyroomandsatdownontheedgeofmy
bedandsentatextmessagetoMobileMan.
“Hi.I’mback!”
Aboutanhourlater,hereplied,whichwasunusualforhim.
“Hi.Welcomehome.I’mheadingtobed.Catchyalater?”
“Sure.Catchyalater.”
Isatthereandstaredatthetextmessage,thinkingtomyselfthatheseemedoff.
JustasIwasabouttotexthimandaskifeverythingwasokay,Ireceivedatext
fromChristian.
“Hi.IsitbadtosaythatImissyoualready?”
“Hi.Imissyoutoo.”
“Lookoutyourwindow.”
Igavehistextmessageaconfusedlook,gotupfrommybed,andlookedoutmy
bedroomwindow,onlytofindChristianstandingonthesidewalkinfrontofmy
buildingwithasmallbaginhishand.Openingthewindowwithasmile,Iyelled,
“Whatareyoudoing?”
“Comingbacktoseeyou.That’sifyoudon’tmind.”
“Ofcoursenot.Comeonup.”
ExcitementbarreledthroughmeasIrantothedoorandopenedit,waitingfor
himtostepofftheelevator.Thiswascrazy.Myfeelingswerecrazy.Iwassointo
himthatIcouldn’tseestraight,andthefactthathecamebackonlyafterjust
leavingacoupleofhoursagomeantthathewasreallyintometoo.
Theelevatordinged,andassoonashesteppedoff,Irantohimandwrapped
myarmsaroundhim.
“Whoa.”Hechuckled.“I’mhappyIcameover.”
“Metoo.”Ikissedhislips.
WewalkedbacktomyapartmentandIimmediatelyofferedhimaglassof
wine.
“Soyou’respendingthenight?”Ibitdownonmybottomlipandthecornersof
mymouthslightlycurvedupwardsintoabashfulsmile.
“Ifyou’llhaveme,yes.”
“Iwilldefinitelyhaveyou.”Iwrappedmyarmsaroundhisneck.
Eloise
He set down his glass of wine on the counter and brought his hand up to my
cheekashislipssoftlybrushedagainstmine.Mybodyscreamedwithexcitement
for it knew what was to come. He slid my leggings off my hips and pulled my
sweaterovermyhead,leavingmeinonlymybraandpanties.Heinhaledasharp
breathasheranhisfingerdownmycleavage.Ourmouthssmashedtogetherwhile
Iundidhisbelt,tookdownhispants,andbrushedmyhandagainsthishardcock.
Hebrokeourkiss,liftedhisshirt,andtosseditonthefloor.Standinginfrontof
me,hiseyesstudiedmefromheadtotoe.
“Youarethemostbeautifulwomanintheworld,”hesoftlyspokeasheleaned
inandswepthislipsacrossmyneck.
Hishandtraveleddownthefrontofmypanties,gentlystrokingmyclitbefore
plunging a finger deep inside me. I was already wet. How could I not be? This
manturnedmeonmorethananyothermaneverhad.Iwasinaconstantstateof
wetnesswhenhewasaround.
Hemoanedwithpleasureasmyfingerswrappedthemselvesaroundhisrock-
hardcockandmyhandmovedupanddownhisshaft.Heexploredme,notonly
withhisfingers,butwithhiswarmtongueasheslidacrossmyneckanddownto
my cleavage. Bringing his free hand around me, he unclasped my bra with ease
andletitfallandthentookmyhardenednipplesinhismouth.Thesensationthat
flowedthroughmewaseuphoricasIletoutseveralmoansofpassion.Hepicked
meupandsetmeontheedgeoftheisland.
“Ican’twaitanymore,”hewhisperedashethrustintome.
Igaspedforair,wrappingmylegsaroundhiswaistandleaningbackasfarasI
could so he had access to my breasts. His mouth explored me as his thrusts
becamerapid,hittingalltherightspotsthatonlyhiscockcouldhit.Afterafew
moreintensethrusts,hepickedmeup,myarmswrappedtightlyaroundhisneck,
andheldmeashemovedinandoutofme.Hisstrengthwascaptivatingandmade
mefeelcompletelysafe.Hecarriedmetothebedroomandlaidmedownonthe
bed,hoveringovermeandstaringintomyeyesasheperformedlikeabeast.My
heart was pounding as I moaned out in contentment at the orgasm that shook my
world.
“That’s it. Fuck, yes,” he yelled out as he halted deep inside and a rush of
warmthfilledwithinme.
Christian collapsed and our bodies meshed together as we both lay there
waitingforourbreathtoreturntoanormalpattern.Herolledoffmeandlayon
hisbackwithhishandsonhischest.
“Areyouokay?”IlaughedasIranmyfingeracrosshisshoulder.
“I’mmorethanokay.”Hegrinnedashelookedatme.
I kissed his lips and climbed off the bed, strutting my naked body into the
bathroom.
“Wouldyoucaretojoinmeforabath?”Iturnedandgavehimasultrylook.
“Iwouldloveto.”
We lay together in the bubbly warm water. My back was pressed against his
muscular chest and his arms were wrapped securely around me. We talked a lot
aboutmyparentsandtheirrelationship.Onethingthathadmeconcernedwashe
didn’t want to talk about his family. I noticed every time I asked him, he was
vagueandtriedtochangethesubject.
“Istheresomethingyou’renottellingmeaboutyourfamily?”Iasked.
“No.Why?”
“BecauseeverytimeIaskyouaboutthem,youchangethesubject.”
Hesighed.“Idon’treallywanttotalkaboutthemrightnow.Wewillanother
time.Okay?”
“Okay.”Itiltedmyheadbackandlookedupathimashekissedmyforehead.
Afterourbath,weclimbedintomybedandIsnuggledagainstChristianastight
as I could. I fit perfectly against his body and laid my head upon his chest,
listening to the subtle beat of his heart and the soft whispers of his breath. This
hadbecomemyhappyplace.
Thenextmorning,Icouldn’tsleep,soIgotupearlyandmadeChristiansome
waffles.
“Whatisthatdelicioussmell?”Hesmiledashekissedmylips.
“Goodmorning.Imadeyousomehomemadewaffles.”Igrinned.
“Ilovewaffles.”Hepattedmyass.
Ipouredhimacupofcoffeeandtoldhimtositdown.
“CanIseeyoutonight?”heasked.
Iplacedtwowafflesonaplateandsetitdowninfrontofhim.Climbingonhis
lap,Ispoke,“Youcanseemeeverynight.”
“Mhm.Ilikethesoundofthat.I’llpickyouuponmywayhomefromworkand
wecanhavedinneratmyplace.”
“Ilikeyourplace.”Ismiled.“Especiallyyourbathroom.”
“If you like my bathroom, then you’ll love my bedroom even more.” His lips
brushedagainstmine.
He finished his breakfast, gave me a kiss goodbye, and headed to the office.
Afterheleft,IgottoworkoneditingtheChanelphotos.Icouldn’tstopthinking
aboutMobileManandIwassurprisedIhadn’theardfromhimtoday.Thiswasn’t
likehimnottotextme.
“Topofthedaytoyou!Howareyou?”
I set my phone down and continued editing my photos. About an hour had
passedandIstillhadn’theardfromhim,soIsenthimanothertextmessage.
“Hey,Ihopeeverythingisokay.”
****
Christian
IsatbehindmydeskandsighedasIstaredathertextmessage.Thiswaskilling
mebecauseIknewshewashurtingthatMobileManhadn’trespondedtohertext
messages. Finally, I said fuck it, and against my better judgment, I sent her a
messageback.
“Hey.I’msorryforthelateresponse.Iwastiedupinanimportantmeeting.
I’mgoodandeverything’sfine.Howareyou?”
“I’mgreat!Iwasworriedaboutyoulastnight.Yousoundedkindofoff.Are
thingsgoingwellwiththatgirl?”
“Things couldn’t be better with her and I’m really happy. Actually, I’m the
happiestI’veeverbeeninmylife.”
“Aw,that’ssogoodtohear.Iwantedtothankyouagainforyouradvice.Like
you,I’mthehappiestI’veeverbeen.He’ssuchanamazingman.Herentedout
theSkydeckChicagoforthetwoofusandwehadabeautifuldinnertogether.
Noonehadeverdoneanythinglikethatformebefore.”
“Wow.Hewentalloutforyou,Digits.Andyouknowwhyhedidit?Because
heknowsyoudeservenothingless.”
“Thankyou,MobileMan.Thatwassweetofyoutosay.”
“Ionlytypethetruth.Ihaveanothermeetingtogetto.Catchyalater?”
“Catchyalater.”
JustasIsetmyphonedown,Clairewalkedintomyoffice.
“Hi,Ihaven’tseenyouallmorning.HowwasChicago?”
“Chicagowasfantastic.Thephotoshootwentreallywell,”Ispoke.
“Ihaven’theardfromEloiseyet.Didthetwoofyougetalongokay?”
Agrincrossedmyface.“Yes.Wegotalongjustfine.”
Hereyenarrowedatmeinasuspiciousway.
“AnythingIshouldknow?”Shecockedherhead.
“Maybeyoushouldwaitandtalktoher.”Ismirked.
“No.It’sokay.Youcantellme.”
“We’reseeingeachother.”Iplacedmyhandsbehindmyheadandleanedback
inmychair.
“That’sgreat.”Shesmiled.“Finally.Sohowdiditgowhenyoutoldherthat
youwereMobileMan?”
Istaredblanklyatherforamoment.
“Ohmygod,Christian.Youhaven’ttoldheryet?”Shetookaseatacrossfrom
me.
“It’scomplicated,Claire.”
“Oh, I know how complicated it is. You cannot keep that from her. Do you
knowwhatshe’sgoingtodotoyouwhenshefindsoutyouknew?”
“IthinkthebestwaytoavoidthatisformetostoptextingherasMobileMan.
Justletitgoandbedonewithit.”
“That will hurt her. She really likes Mobile Man. You need to come clean to
her,Christian.It’snotevenanoption.”
“Isn’tisbetterforhertobehurtbysomeoneshe’sneverevenmet?She’llget
overitalotfaster.”
Shesatthere,slowlyshakingherheadatme.
“It’snotright.Youcan’tstartarelationshipbasedonalie.Anddon’tgiveme
that‘Whatshedoesn’tknowwon’thurther’spieleither.Onceyoutellher,she’ll
probably be pissed as hell, but Natalie, Scarlett, and I will be there for her and
talk to her. We’ll have your back because I believe the two of you belong
together.”
IsighedasIplacedmyhandsonmydesk.
“I’lltellherbytheendoftheweek,”Ispokewithdismay.“ButI’mnottexting
herasMobileMananymore.Maybethatway,itwon’tbesohardonherwhenshe
findsoutwhy.”
“That’suptoyou.Butit’salsouptoyoutomakethingsright.Ifyoulikeheras
muchasyousayyoudo,thenyouknowtellingheristherightdecision.”
“IthinkI’mfallinginlovewithher,”Isoftlyspoke.
“Thentellher.”
Claire walked out of my office and I took my stress ball from my desk and
threwitacrosstheroom.
Eloise
TheweekwasflyingbyandIcouldn’tbelieveitwasalreadyThursday.Since
Monday,Ihadfilmedandeditedfivevideos,threeofwhichwerealreadyposted
andtwomorescheduledforthenexttwodays.IfinishedtheeditsfortheChanel
Campaign and had them packaged nicely to take to Christian’s office. Christian
andIsaweachothereverynightsincewewe’dbeenbackfromChicago,andlast
night,hesurprisedmewithadozenpinkandwhiteroses.Iaskedhimwhatthey
wereforandhisanswer:“Justbecause.”IwasoncloudnineandthehappiestI’d
ever been. My parents invited us over to dinner on Saturday and I was beyond
excited for them to meet him. I knew they were going to love him. As for his
textinghabits,hewasrightonpoint.Alwaysrespondedwithintenminutesorless,
and most of the time, he initiated the text messages. Our nightly routine was
adorable as far as I was concerned. We’d have sex, he’d kiss me and say good
night,andthenhewouldpickuphisphonefromthenightstandandsendmeagood
nighttext.I’dlookatmyphoneandthenathimandhe’dgivemethatsexywink
thatmeltedmyheart.
The text messages between me and Mobile Man started to fade, and not
becauseofme.Hewouldgohourswithoutresponding,andwhenhedid,itwas
usuallywithoneortwowords.Ourlongconversationsweusedtohavesuddenly
stopped. I spoke to Natalie, Scarlett, and Claire about it, and they said he was
probablyheartbrokenthatI’dfoundsomeone.Itoldthemtostopbeingridiculous
becausehehadagirlofhisown,theonehecalledtheloveofhislife.Soithadto
besomethingelse.IwasreallybotheredbyitbecauseIconsideredhimoneofmy
best friends. I told him things I couldn’t tell my girls. He pulled away and I
wanted answers. Normally, I would #Delete him, but we’d never met, went out,
nothing. We only talked every day via texting, so to me, #Delete didn’t apply in
this situation. We weren’t dating and we weren’t interested in each other
romantically.
IgrabbedtheChanelphotosandheadedtoChristian’soffice.WhenIstepped
offtheelevator,ClairewasstandingtherewithKenny.
“Hey,youtwo.”Ismiled.
“Hi,Eloise.”Kennykissedmycheek.“Whatareyoudoinghere?”
“DroppingthesephotosofftoChristian.”
“Ah. Can I talk to you for a second?” he asked as he lightly grabbed my arm
andwalkedmeawayfromClaire.
“What’sup?”
“I’mhappyyouandChristianaredating.Iwasworriedthereforawhilethat
hewouldtryandmakeamoveonClaire.”
Irolledmyeyesathim.
“CanIgiveyouapieceofadvice,Kenny?”
“Sure.”
“Stopthisjealousythingyouhavegoingon.ClairelovesyoutodeathandI’ve
never seen her happier. But everyone has their limits, and if you keep this up,
you’regoingtopushherawayandintothearmsofanotherman.Iknowyourlast
girlfriend screwed you over, but don’t let your past define who you are in the
present. Trust is very important in a relationship and if you keep giving out that
vibeofmistrusttoher,you’regoingtoloseher.”
“Idotrusther.It’stheothermenIdon’ttrust.”
“Come on, Kenny, we both know the truth. Because of what happened with
yourex,youprojectallthewomenyoudatetobelikethat.AmIright?”
“Idon’tknow.”Helookeddown.
“JustthinkaboutwhatIsaid.Idon’twanttoseethetwoofyousplitupover
somethingthatcouldhavebeenprevented.”
Hegavemeasmallsmileasheplacedhishandonmyarm.
“Thanks,Eloise.”
“Excuseme?”Claireyelled.“Ifthetwoofyouarefinished,Iwouldliketogo
eat.I’mstarving!”
I glanced over at Claire and gave her a smile before heading to Christian’s
office.WhenIarrived,hewasonthephonebutmotionedformetocomein.Iset
thephotosonthetableinhisofficeandhehungupfromhiscallandwalkedover
tome.
“God,Imissedyou.”Hekissedmylips.
“Ijustsawyoufivehoursago.”Ilaughed.
“Fivehoursisalongtime,babe.”
“You’reright.Itis.”Ikissedhim.
JoeclearedhisthroatashestoodinthedoorwayofChristian’soffice.
“IfyoutwoarefinishedwithyourPDA,Iwouldliketoseethephotographs.”
He smiled. “I brought lunch for all of us. I had your secretary take it into the
conferenceroom.”
I grabbed the photos from the table and the three of us walked down to the
conferenceroom.Christiangavemethehonorofstandingattheheadofthetable
andpullingthephotographsoutoftheenvelopeonebyone.Joelovedthem,and
when I pulled out the black and white photo of the model naked in bed with the
sheetbarelycoveringher,hegasped.
“Iwouldrememberthatshot,”hespoke.
“Itookitafteryouleft.IhadanideaandIwentwithit.”
Hegotupfromhisseat,tookthephotofrommyhand,andstudiedit.
“Thisisbrilliant,Eloise.Doyouhaveanyotherslikethis?”
“Afew.”
“SendthemtoChristianassoonasyoucan.IthinkIknowwhatwecandowith
them.MyGod,you’reagenius.”Hekissedmycheek.“I’vebeenwantingtodoa
specialtestcampaignforalongtimebutwasafraidtoputitinmotionbecauseof
theotherVP’s.Butthis,thisphoto,herlook,theexpressiononherface,itscreams
sensuality!”heexclaimed.“ThisisthevisionIhad.”
“Thankyou.I’mhappyyoulikeit.”
“No,darling.Iloveit.Christian,Iwanttomeetwithyouandyourdesignteam.
Ouronecampaignjustturnedintotwo.”Hesmiled.“Ihaveafewerrandstorun.
I’llbebackaroundfiveo’clockforthatmeeting.Isthatokay?”
“Fiveisfine,”Christianreplied.
“Great. Excellent work, Eloise. I will definitely be keeping your number
handy.”Hewinked.
Christianwalkedoverandwrappedhisarmsaroundme.
“Thankyou.”Hekissedthesideofmyhead.“IknewImadetherightdecision
hiringyouforthisjob.”
“Wasmyworktheonlyreason?”Iarchedmybrowathim.
“I’mnotgoingtoanswerthatquestion.”Hesmirked.
I hooked my arm around his and we walked back to his office. He took his
phonefromhispocketandsetitdownonhisdesk.
“Dinner tonight at your place after my meeting with Ron?” He grinned as he
placedhishandsoneachsideofmyface.
“Dinnerorsex?”Iaskedwitharaisedbrow.
“Both. You can’t have one without the other.” His lips softly brushed against
mine.
“I agree. If you were only going to say ‘dinner,’ I would have declined, Mr.
Blake.”
“Isthatso?”Hislipstouchedmineonceagain.
“Uhhuh.”Ismiledandourkissdeepened.
“Sorry to interrupt, Christian, but Jimmy asked if you could go look at
somethinginthedraftroomrealquick,”hissecretaryspokefromthedoorway.
“TellhimI’llbethereinaminute.”
“Jimmyinterruptedourkiss,”Ispoke.
“I’llonlybeafewminutes.Ifyouwaitforme,wecancontinuewhereweleft
off.”
I gave him a smile as he walked out of his office. Sitting down in the chair
across from his desk, I pulled my phone from my purse to see if I had any
messages. I didn’t. The last time I heard from Mobile Man was yesterday
afternoon.Thiswholesituationwasbotheringmeanditneededtobeaddressed.
“Hi. I don’t know what’s going on and why you’ve practically stopped
textingme.Ifyou’rebusy,pleasejusttellme.Don’tstartpullingthisshit.Not
withmeofallpeople.”
IhitthesendbuttonandChristian’sphonedinged.Ididn’tthinkanythingofit.I
staredatmyphoneandwaitedforareply.Afterfiveminutespassed,Isenthim
anothertext.
“Ithoughtwewerefriends,MobileMan.You’redoingtomewhatatypical
douchebagguywoulddoandIwanttoknowwhatIdidwrong.”
IhitthesendbuttonandChristian’sphonedingedagain.Ifurrowedmybrows
as a sick feeling washed over me. “My god, Eloise, don’t be stupid,” I said to
myself.
“MobileMan?”
IhitthesendbuttonandChristian’sphonedinged.
“Hello?”
Anotherding.
“Hello?”
Anotherding.
MyheartstartedracingasIslowlygotupfrommychairandwalkedoverto
where his phone was sitting on his desk. With shaking hands, I picked it up and
sawthenameDigitsappearonhislockscreen.Aviolentwaveofnauseaovertook
meandmylegsbegantoshake.Thiscouldn’tbehappening.ChristianwasMobile
Man?Hewalkedintohisofficeandstoppedwhenhesawhisphoneinmyhand.
“Eloise?”
“Idon’tknowwhattosay,Christian,”Ispokeinshock.
“I’msosorry.Iwantedtotellyou,butIdidn’tknowhow.”
I stared blankly at him for a moment as silence overtook me. It took a few
secondsformybraintoprocesswhathe’djustsaid.
“What?”Icockedmyheadastearsinstantlyfilledmyeyes.“YouknewIwas
Digitsandyoudidn’ttellme?”
“Baby.”Hewalkedovertome.
“STOP!”Iputmyhanduptopreventhimfromcominganycloser.“ANSWER
MYQUESTION!”Ishouted.
“Yes.Iknew.”Heloweredhishead.
Theairaroundmeconstrictedmylungssotightly,IfeltasifIcouldn’tbreathe.
“Howlonghaveyouknown?”Iaskedinashakyvoice.
“IfoundoutthatnightIcametoyourapartmenttolookatyourwork.”
“Andyoukeptitfromme?Whythefuckwouldyoukeepthatfromme?!”
“I wanted to tell you. I really did, and you have to believe me. I just didn’t
knowhow.”
Iswallowedhardasthetearsflowedfreelydownmyface.
“All this time. All those text messages. Text messages spilling my guts about
you,tellingyouhowIfeltandyouencouragingmetoletmyguarddownandgo
forit!Howcouldyoudothattome?HOW!”Islammedmyfistdownonhisdesk.
“Idon’tknow.Ididn’twanttohurtyou.Andyouneedtorememberthatinall
thosetextmessages,you,Eloise,YOUwerethewomanIwastalkingabout.”He
pointedhisfingeratme.
“Oh my god, you used what I said to your advantage. Was this all a game to
you?”Iscowledathim.
“No.Ofcoursenot!Howcouldyoueventhinkthat?!”hegrowled.
“Whatwereyougoingtodo,Christian?DisappearasMobileManandprayI
neverfoundout?!Wasthatyourplan?!”
“No.”
“Really?Becauseyouhaven’ttextedmesinceyesterdayafternoon!”
“Iwaspullingback.”Heshookhishead.“Fuck,Eloise.I’msorry.Youhaveto
believethat.”
“Well,Idon’t!”Iscreamed.
“Everything I said to you in those text messages was the goddamn truth!” he
shouted.“Everysingleword!”
“Wow.” I shook my head. “I just realized something. You didn’t want to talk
about your family because you already told me, and if you told me again, then I
would know who Mobile Man was. Is that how you found out that night I was
Digits?BecauseItoldyouaboutmyparents?”
“Yes,”hesoftlyspoke.“ThenwhenItoldyouIhadtousethebathroom,Istood
aroundthecornerandtextedyoutoconfirmmysuspicions.”
Iplacedmyhandsonmyheadandpacedaroundhisoffice,tearsstillstreaming
downmyface.
“Fuck!”Iyelled.
“Eloise,please.”
“Don’t.”Ipointedmyfingerathiminanger.“Don’tyousayawordtome.You
don’t get to say anything! You betrayed me, Christian. You knew who I was and
youdidn’ttellme.”
“You’re right, I didn’t. Maybe if you weren’t so fucking hell bent on not
meetingMobileMan,thisneverwouldhavehappened!”
“Soit’smyfault?”Iyelled.
“Whatisgoingon?”Claireaskedasshestoodinthedoorway.“Ijustgotback
fromlunchandeveryonecanhearyou!”
“We’re done, Christian. Don’t ever call or talk to me again.” I grabbed my
purseandbegantoheadtowardsthedoor.ThensuddenlyIstoppedandturnedto
him.“Waitaminute.Youhavetwophonenumbers?Becausethenumberyougave
me isn’t the same as Mobile Man’s. Wait. Don’t answer that. If you would have
given me your number, I would have known. So you got a second number so I
wouldn’tfindout?”
Hestaredatmefromacrosstheroomanddidn’tsayaword.Hissilencetold
meeverything.
“Ohmygod.Idon’teverwanttoseeyouagain.”Istormedoutofhisoffice,
practicallyknockingClairedownonmywayout.
Christian
“Eloise,wait!”IshoutedasIbegantogoafterher.
“No,Christian.Lethergo,”Clairefirmlyspokeasshestoppedme.“She’sin
shock.Lethergo.”
I walked over to my desk, and in a fit of rage, I swiped my hand across it,
knockingeverythingexceptmycomputeroff.
“Whydidyoupickhereintheofficetotellher?”Claireasked.
“Ididn’t.Apparently,shewastextingMobileManandmyphonewassittingon
thedesk.IwaswithJimmylookingoversomeprints.”
“Waitaminute.Thentherewasnowaysheknewyouknew.”
“Noshit.I’mthinkingthatnow.ButatthetimewhenIwalkedinandsawher
standing there with my phone in her hand, the only thing I could say was that I
wantedtotellher.”
“YOUIDIOT!Youcouldhaveactedlikeyoudidn’tknowandyoubothfound
outtogetheratthesametime!”
“I realized that after I told her I was sorry. I’m so stupid.” I sat down in my
chairandplacedmyfaceinmyhands.
“We’lltalkaboutthislater.Ineedtogoafterher.”
Ineededtogetoutofhere.Grabbingmybriefcase,Ileftmyofficeandtoldmy
secretarythatIwouldn’tbebackfortherestoftheday.FUCK!Iforgotaboutmy
meeting with Ron. After hailing a cab back to my apartment, I sent a group text
message to my design team and told them to be at my house promptly at five
o’clockforameeting.Then,IsentatextmessagetoRon.
“We’ll need to meet at my apartment for the meeting if that’s okay?
Something’scomeupandIhadtoleavetheoffice.”
“Sure,Christian.Yourplaceisfine.Textmetheaddress.”
****
Eloise
“Eloise,wait,”ClaireshoutedasIwalkeddownthestreet.
“Claire, please leave me alone. I don’t want to talk to anyone right now.
Please.”
Shecaughtupwithmeandlightlygrabbedholdofmyarm.
“WhathappenedbetweenyouandChristian?”
“I can’t talk about it. Not now. Please, just give me some time.” The tears
continuedtofall.
“Okay.Butpleasecallmelater.”
Igaveheraslightnodandcontinuedwalkingdownthestreetandaroundthe
block.WherewasIgoing?Ithoughthome,buthomewastoofartowalk.SoIwas
just walking to nowhere. After wandering around the streets of New York with
tearsstreamingdownmyfaceandthesympatheticlooksfromstrangers,Ihaileda
cabbacktomyapartment.
I needed to calm down. My mind was racing a mile a minute and I couldn’t
keepupwithit.Iwasdrained,bothmentallyandphysically.Itookaglassdown
andpouredsomewineintoit.Bringingtheredliquiduptomylips,Igulpeditas
ifitwerewater.Icouldfeelthealcoholsoothingmynervesasitflowedthrough
mybody.Pickingupthebottle,Ipouredanotherglass,tookitovertothecouch,
and wrapped myself in my soft gray blanket. I could hear the annoying dings of
textmessagescomingthroughtomyphone,butIdidn’tcare.Iwasn’tabouttoget
upandseewhomtheywerefrom.IslowlysippedonmywineasIthoughtabout
Christian.Howcouldhedothistome?Ofallmen,Ithoughthewasdifferent.He
was the rare find I’d been searching for my entire life. All those text messages
fromhimencouragingmetogooutwithhim.Allthosethingshesaidaboutwaking
uponedayandwonderingwhatcouldhavebeen.IfeltsicktomystomachandI
jumpedoffthecouchandrantothebathroom,whereIvomitedinthetoilet.When
Iwasdone,Istartedthewaterforabath.Aftergrabbingabathbombandputting
itinthewater,Iclimbedinandlaidback,closingmyeyesandtryingtoescapethe
shitshowoftoday.
Myheartwascompletelyshattered.I’dhadmanybrokenheartsinmylifetime,
but never shattered. I couldn’t comprehend his reasoning for not telling me. Or
maybeIcould.Itwasallagametohim.HewantedtotakemeoutandIrejected
him.HeknewIdidn’twanttodate,andwhenhefoundoutIwasDigits,thegirl
who sent him that nasty text message by mistake, he took advantage of it for his
ownsakeandtogetwhathewanted.Tearsstartedtofalldownmyfaceagainand
Ilayinthetubandcriedmyshatteredheartout.
****
Christian
Isatthere,staringintospaceasRonsharedhisvisionwithmydesignteam.I
hurtsobad.AhurtI’dneverfeltbefore.Notevenwithmyex-girlfriends.Mylife
fell apart in a matter of seconds, and over what? Some fucking text messages. I
knewwhatIdidwaswrongandI’dstruggledwiththedecisionoftellinghersince
I’d found out. I could sit here all fucking night and analyze the what if’s. But it
wouldn’tchangeanything.Thedamagewasdone.Iwasdone.Eloisemadeitvery
clearsheneverwantedtoseeortalktomeagain.Icouldn’tacceptthat.Ineeded
herinmylife.Iwantedherinmylife.
“EarthtoChristian,”Ronspoke.
Snappingbackintothedarkreality,Ilookedoverathim.
“Sorry.Ihavealotonmymind.”
“Ithinkwe’refinishedhere.”Hesmiled.
“SorryIhadtohavethemeetinghere.SomethingcameupandIwouldn’thave
gottenbacktotheofficeontime.”
“It’snotaproblem.Everythingokay?”heasked.“You’renothavingproblems
withEloise,areyou?”
“Wegotintoahugefightearlier.”
Hepattedmeonthebackashewalkedtothedoor.
“Couplesfightallthetime.Youtwowillfigureitout,”hespoke.
“Thanks,Ron.I’llgiveyouacallwhenthecampaignisready.”
“Soundsgood.Takecare,Christian.”
“Youtoo.”
Ishutthedoorandpouredmyselfawhisky,somethingIrarelydrank,buttoday
it was warranted. I did a couple shots, poured a full glass, and sat down on the
couchtodrinkmytroublesaway.HowwasIgoingtofixthis?Iguessmeetingher
parentsonSaturdaywasoutofthequestion,nottomentiontheBroadwaytickets
I’dboughtforSundayevening.
“FUCK!”IyelledasIthrewmyglassatthewall.
Eloise
ThemomentIsteppedoutofthetubandchangedintomypajamas,therewasa
knockatthedoor.
“Eloise,it’sus.Openup!”Natalieshouted.
Rolling my eyes and mad as hell that they couldn’t respect my wishes, I
reluctantlyopenedthedoorandallthreeofthemstoodtherewithpoutsontheir
faces.
“We’reyourbestfriendsandwe’rehereforyou,”Nataliespokeasshepushed
measideandwalkedin.
“Webroughtpizza,”Clairespoke.
“Andicecream.”Scarlettsmiled.
“Iappreciateit,youguys,but—”
“Nobuts,”Nataliespoke.“Whenyou’rehurting,we’rehurting.That’showit’s
alwaysbeen.”
Scarlettplacedherarmaroundmyshouldersandledmeovertothecouch.
“Yougositdownandgetcomfortable.We’llbringthefoodover.”
“And then you’re going to tell us what the fuck happened with Christian,”
Nataliespoke.
Clairebroughtthepaperplates,napkins,andtheboxofpizzaovertothecoffee
table.Afterplacingapieceonaplate,shehandedittome.
“I’mnothungry.”
“Wedon’tcare,”shespoke.“Youknowthetradition.Whenoneofusisupset,
wealleatcomfortfoodtogether.”
“Telluswhathappened,”Scarlettspoke.
“You’re never going to believe it. So brace yourselves. Christian Blake is
MobileMan.”
“Shutthefuckup!”Natalieexclaimed.
“Ohmygod,Eloise,”Clairespoke.
“I’msorry.What?”Scarlettasked.
Iexplainedtothemthewholestoryandtheysatthereincompleteshock.
“Ihavenowordsforwhatyoujusttoldus,”Scarlettspoke.
“I’msorry,Eloise.”Nataliehookedherarmaroundmeandpulledmeintoher,
whichmademecryevenharder.
“I’msorry,”Clairespoke.“Ican’tbelieveChristianwoulddosomethinglike
that.”
“Well,believeit,”Ispokewithahintofanger.“He’sanassholeliketherestof
them.”
“Eloise,Iknowyou’reinshockoverthis,butjusttrytothinkrationallyfora
minute.Yes,heknewyouwereDigitsandhedidn’ttellyou.ButyouknewMobile
Manbeforehimandyouconnectedwithhiminstantly.ThenyoumetChristianand
you connected with him almost instantly. The same person. Doesn’t that say
something?”Claireasked.
“HeusedknowingthatIwasDigitstohisadvantage!Hepushedmetogoout
withhim.Togivehimachance.Iwillneverforgivehimforthat.Hedeceivedme
andthatissomethingIwillnotputupwith.”
Wetalkeduntilaboutonea.m.andthegirlsdecideditwastimetoleave.
“Tryandgetsomesleep.We’llcallyoutomorrow,”Clairespoke.
“Thanksforbeingpushy.”Imanagedasmile.
“That’swhatsisterfriendsarefor,baby.”Nataliehuggedmetight.
AftertheyleftandIlockedup,Iclimbedintobedandtriedtogetcomfortable.
Ilaythereandstaredatthesidethatwasstillmadeupwherehe’dlaywithmeat
night. Even though we hadn’t spent many nights together, it felt like it had been
years.IfellforhimandIfellfast.JustlikeIknewIwouldthemomentImethim.I
closedmyeyesandfinallydriftedoffintoadeepsleep.
Istruggledtoopenmyswolleneyes,andwhenIdid,itwasdaylight.WhenI
rolledoverandlookedatmyclockonthenightstand,itreadtwothirty.Myhead
waspoundingandmyeyeshurttoomuchtokeepthemopen,soinstead,Igavein
andwentbacktosleep.Ididn’tcarewhatwasgoingonintheoutsideworld.AllI
wantedtodowassleepandforgetabouteverythingandeveryone.
****
Christian
Istumbledintotheofficearoundtwelvethirty,andwhenIwalkedpastClaire’s
cubicle,shelookedatme.
“Youlooklikeshit,”shespoke.
“Ifeellikeshit,anddon’tforgetI’mstillyourboss.”
Iwalkedintomyofficeandshefollowedbehindmewithacupofcoffee.
“Here,”shespoke.
“Thanks.”
Isatdownatmydeskandimmediatelytookoutthebottleofaspirinfromthe
topdrawer.
“Howisshe?”Iasked.
“Howdoyouthink,Christian?She’sbroken,devastated,andamess.Wewere
atherapartmentlastnightuntilonea.m.tryingtocomfortherbecauseshecouldn’t
stopcrying.”
Isighed.
“Isentheracoupleoftextmessages,butshedidn’trespond,”Ispoke.
“Youreallythoughtshe’drespondtoyou?Sheprobablyalready#Deletedyour
dumb ass. And she probably blocked your number as well. I’ve been with her
throughmanyheartbreaksandI’veneverseenherlikeshewaslastnight.”
“I’msorry,Claire.Ireallyam.I’minlovewithherandIwon’tacceptnever
seeingheragain.”
“Well,Idon’tknowwhatyou’regoingtodo.Allshekeptsayinglastnightwas
how you betrayed and deceived her. You’re just going to have to give her some
timetocalmdown.Maybeonceshedoesandsheclearsherhead,she’llbeable
tothinkmoreclearlyandbeopentotalkingtoyouaboutit.”
“Thanks,Claire.I’msureyourotherfriendshateme.”
“Theydo.”Shesmiled.“Isortofstuckupforyou,butEloisewasn’thavingit.”
“Iappreciateit.ButIdon’twantyoutogetinvolved.ThelastthingIneedis
forhergettingmadatyou.”
“I’vegottogetbacktowork.”
“Thankyouforthecoffeeandthechat.”
“You’rewelcome.”Shesmiledasshewalkedoutofmyoffice.
Eloise
It was six o’clock p.m. when I finally climbed out of bed. Walking into the
bathroom,Isplashedmyfacewithsomecoldwaterandlookedatmydreadedself
inthemirror.MyeyeswerestillpuffyandredandIhadblotchesallovermyface.
Mybodyachedanditwasastruggletoevenwalktothekitchentomakeacupof
coffee.Whilethecoffeewasbrewing,IpulledmyphonefrommypurseandsawI
hadtwomissedcallsfromNatalie,threemissedcallsfromScarlett,onemissed
callfromClaire,adozentextmessagesfromallthreeofthem,andtwomessages
fromChristian.Likeanidiot,IopenedthemessagesfromChristianfirst.
“Eloise,pleasetalktome.I’msosorryforeverything.Weneedtotalkthis
out.”
“I know I’ve hurt you and I can’t say sorry enough. I’m begging you to
pleasetalktome.Thelastweekwespenttogetherwasthebestweekofmylife.
You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. Please, baby. Please just
talktome.”
IsenttextmessagesbacktothegirlstellingthemthatIwasokayandthatIwas
goingtoshutmyphoneofffortherestofthenightanddosomework.Ineededto
keepmyselfoccupied,butIdidn’twanttogoout.Openingmyemails,Isatthere
sipping my coffee and reading the compliments I had received from women all
overtheworldwhowereusingthe#Deletemethod.Icouldsensetheexcitement
in their words and how my videos and blog posts had helped them so much. I
started reading over some of my older blog posts and came across one I had
forgotten about. It was a post about not allowing yourself to wallow in self-pity
andhurtformorethantwenty-fourhoursafterabreakup.Ireaditasifsomeone
elsehadwrittenit.
WhowasI?WhothehellwasItogiveoutthisadviceifIwasn’tgoingtotake
it myself? I felt like a fraud as I sat there feeling sorry for myself in such a
devastatedstate.Thepainhadn’tlessened,butIknewIhadtogetmyselfbackon
track, no matter how hard it would be. So I put on some makeup, fixed my hair,
andfilmedavideoonhowtodealwithabreakupandwhatyoushoulddotohelp
yourselfheal.
After I was done filming, I decided to wait and edit the video tomorrow
morning. I thought about cancelling dinner with my parents because I dreaded
telling them what happened between me and Christian. But staying home and
feelingsorryformyselfwasn’tanoption.Plus,Ihadn’tseentheminawhile,and
right now, I needed my mom. Looking over Christian’s text messages again, I
decided to respond. Not for him, but for my peace of mind. It felt weird texting
himasChristianatthenumberI’donlyknownasMobileMan’s.
“You’resorry.Igetthat.ButIcan’tbeinarelationshipwithsomeonewho
deceived me. Even after what transpired yesterday, I still like you, but I don’t
need you. I was fine before you walked into my life and I’ll be fine now that
you’regoneandnolongerinit.”
Ihitthesendbuttonandthrewmyphonedown.IexpectedaresponseASAP,
butasthenightwenton,aresponsenevercame.I’dsaidmypeaceinaniceway.I
couldhavegoneoffonhimandcalledhimeverynameinthebookbecauseGod
knows he deserved it, but I couldn’t. The intense pain I felt inside was
disappointment.DisappointmentinthefactthatChristiandidn’tturnouttobewho
IthoughthewasorwhoIwantedhimtobe.
****
Christian
Hertextmessagetomewasbrutallyheartbreaking.Tobehonest,Iexpecteda
lotworse.Atleastshedidn’ttellmethatshehatedme.Shestilllikedme,butshe
didn’tneedmeandthosewordsrighttherecausedalumpinmythroatthatnearly
suffocatedme.Ineededtorespond,butIdidn’tknowwhattosay.SoIdidn’t.I
saidwhatIneededtoinmylasttwotextmessagesandshesaidwhatsheneeded
toinhers.Butjustbecauseshedidn’tneedmedidn’tmeanthatIwasgoingtostop
trying. Eloise and I belonged together. I made one stupid mistake and I would
spend the rest of my life figuring out how to make it up to her. She may have
thoughtshedidn’tneedme,butshedid.Sheneededmetoloveher,tobetherefor
herwhenshewashavingabadday,andtosupportherineverythingshedid.
****
Eloise
The next morning, I climbed out of bed at six a.m. and headed to the gym. It
wasn’taplaceIwenttoeveryday,butonoccasionwhenIfeltlikeIneededtoget
backintomyself-lovepractices,Iwouldgo.Thepaininmyheartwasstillheavy,
butIwasgoingtopracticewhatIpreached.Iallowedmyselftwenty-fourhoursof
depressionandwallowinginself-pityandthatwaslongenough.Ineededtoget
back to my life before Christian stepped into it, and I was determined to get
throughthis,nomatterwhatittook.
I put my headphones on and climbed on the treadmill. As I was running and
looking out the window at the people passing by on the street, I saw Christian
walk in. What the fuck? Was he stalking me or something? An unsettling
nervousness took over me. There was no way he could see me. I was at the
opposite end of the door, second row, sandwiched between two other people. I
watched as he checked in and stared straight ahead as he walked to the locker
room. I let out the deep breath I was holding and continued to run. He lifted
weights, so I was positive he would go to the weight area and then I wouldn’t
have to see him. The girl that was next to me climbed off and it was the only
treadmill open. My heart started rapidly pounding as thoughts of him getting on
nextmeinfiltratedmyhead.Istaredstraightahead,andasIlistenedtomymusic,I
silentlyprayed.
Crisisaverted.Iranonthetreadmillforforty-fiveminutesandthenIneededto
gethomeandeditmyvideosoIcoulduploadit.Iturnedoffmymusic,tookmy
headphonesoff,andheadedtothelockerroom,prayingallthewayhewouldn’t
seeme.
“Hey,Eloise,waitup!”Iheardaman’svoicespeak.
I turned around and it was Curtis, one of the models I shot for a magazine
spread.
“Curtis, hey. How are you?” I nervously spoke because I didn’t want to stop
andtalk.ButIcouldn’tberude.
“I’mgood.Howareyou?You’reanearlybirdthismorning.”Hegrinned.
“Yeah.ThoughtI’dcomeinanddosomecardiobeforestartingtheday.”
“Itwasgoodtoseeyou.Haveagreatday!”
“Youtoo,Curtis.”
JustasIturnedaroundtogotothelockerroom,IranrightintoChristian.Our
eyeslockedandthetensionbetweenuswasnoticeable.
“Eloise,”hesoftlyspoke.
“Ididn’tknowyoucametothisgym,”Ispoke.
“Iusuallygototheotheronebymyapartment,buttheydidn’thaveanypower
thismorning,soIcamehere.Ididn’tknowyoucamehere.”
“I do sometimes.” I swallowed hard as he stood before me, a sweaty, sexy
mess.
“Weirdhowwebothseemtobeherethismorning,”hespoke.
“Ineedtogo.Ihavethingstodo.”Ibegantowalkaway,whenhecalledout
myname.
“Eloise?”
Istoppedbutdidn’tturnaround.
“I’msorryforeverything.ThelastthingIeverwantedtodowashurtyou.”
Icontinuedwalkingtothelockerroom,andwhenIreachedit,Isatdownon
the bench and tried to hold back the tears that were forcing their way out. I
grabbed my stuff and got out of there as fast as I could, went home, edited my
video,anduploadedit.
TwoWeeksLater
Eloise
Ikeptmyselfbusybymakingvideos,pickingupacoupleofphotographyjobs,
and going out with my girls. Today was Hannah’s birthday party and I couldn’t
waittogiveherthedollI’dboughtherinChicago.Itookthelidofftheboxtoput
thepajamasetI’dboughtinside.Ipickeditupandasmallsmilecrossedmylips
asIrememberedChristianwastheonewhopickeditout.Itwasasmilewitha
tinge of sadness mixed in. One day I was completely fine, and the next, sadness
creptinwhenIsawthingsthatremindedmeofhim.
MyfathersatdownandhadatalkwithmethatdayIwenttomyparents’house.
HeaskedmeifImadealistofprosandcons,andtobehonest,Ididn’t.Ihadin
the past with other guys, but for some reason, it didn’t cross my mind with
Christian.HehandedmeapieceofpaperandapenandImadethelistinfrontof
him. The results didn’t surprise me. On the con side, there was only one thing
listed;whathedidtome,orshouldIsay,whathekeptfromme.Myfatherlooked
atmewithasmallsmileandtoldmetothinkaboutthatlistbecauseeverybodyis
entitledtomakeamistakeatleastonceintheirlife.
IwrappedupthedollandheadedovertoScarlettandJeff’sapartment.Iwas
thefirsttoarrive,whichwasnosurprisetoanyonesinceIalwayslikedtobea
littleearly.
“I’msohappyyou’rehere.”Scarlettsmiledasshehuggedme.
“Good to see you, Eloise. How are you?” Jeff asked as he lightly kissed my
cheek.
“I’mokay.”
“IhavetotellyouthatI’vebeenwatchingyourYouTubechannel.IfIwerea
woman,Iwouldtotallybeinspiredbyyou.”Hesmirked.
“Thanks,Jeff.”Ilaughed.
“Listen,there’ssomethingIwanttotalktoyouabout.”
“Sure,whatisit?”
“A friend of mine is hosting a woman’s personal growth seminar at the
PlayStation Theater next weekend and she’s trying to fill two spots where
speakershavehadtocancel.Iwastellingheraboutyouandshewatchedoneof
yourvideosandshe’shighlyimpressed.Shesaidshewouldlovetohaveyouasa
guest speaker if you’re interested. There will be approximately fifteen hundred
womenattending.”
“Areyouserious?”Iaskedinshock.
“Yes.”Hereachedintohiswalletandhandedmeherbusinesscard.“Hername
isTaliaSpringwater.Giveheracall.Ithinkyou’dbegreat.”
“Idon’tknow,Jeff.I’veneverspokeninfrontofaliveaudiencebefore.”
“You speak to millions of people all over the world every day!” Scarlett
chimedin.
“That’sdifferent.I’mbehindacamera.Idon’tactuallyseethepeople.”
“Ithinkyoushoulddoit.It’llbegoodforyou.”Shesmiled.
IthankedJeffandputTalia’sbusinesscardinmypurse.Everyonehadstarted
to trickle in and the party began. I sat with Claire and Natalie, and as we ate, I
askedtheirthoughtsaboutparticipatinginTalia’sseminar.
“Ithinkit’sagreatidea.You’dbeafooltoturnitdown,”Clairespoke.
“Thisiswhatyou’repassionateabout.Plus,youneverknowwhatotherdoors
thisopportunitycouldopen.”Nataliesmiled.
“Bytheway,where’sNathan?Ithoughthewascoming.”
“So did I, but something came up and he had to cancel.” Natalie frowned. “I
thinkthetimehascometo#Deletehim.I’mnotplayingthiscatandmousegame
with him. Me being the cat and chasing him. Like you say, he’s giving low
investment.Doyouknowthathedidn’ttextorcallmefortwodays?”
“Whatwashisexcuse?”Iasked.
“Hewasoverwhelmedwithwork.”Sherolledhereyes.
“Istillthinkhehasagirlfriend,”Clairespoke.
“I’msorry,Natalie,butIhavetoagree.”
“Yeah.Mygutistellingmethesamething.Ididn’twanttobelieveitatfirst,
butthingsarestartingtopointinthatdirection.”
ScarletthelpedHannahopenhergiftsandwhenshegottomine,Hannahripped
thebabyfromtheboxandhuggedhertight.
“Ohmygod,Eloise,Ilovethis,”Scarlettspokeassheheldupthepajamas.
Tearsstartedtofillmyeyes.Damnit!
“What’swrong?”Natalieaskedassheputherarmaroundme.
“Nothing.It’sjustlookathowmuchHannahlovesherdoll,”IspokeasIlightly
wipedmyeye.“ItkindofremindsmeofwhenIgotmyfirstAmericanGirldoll,
Maggie.”
That wasn’t the reason at all. The reason was those damn pajamas reminded
meofChristianandthetimewespenttogetherinChicago.
“YouboughtthatdollinChicago.Areyousurethereisn’tanotherreasonwhy
you’realltearyeyed?”Natalieasked.
“No.Thereisn’t,”Ilied.
“Comehere,youlittleliar.”Shepulledmeintoher.“Ithoughtyouweredoing
better.”
“Iam.Atleastninetypercentofthetime.Chicagowasoneofthebesttimesof
my life and the memory will always be there. So it’s okay to get a little sad
thinking about it every once in a while knowing that I won’t experience that
again.”
“Youcouldalwaysgiveacallorshoothimatext,”Clairespoke.
“Why would I do that? Anyway, I #Deleted him. So I don’t even have his
numberornumbersanymore.Remember,hegotasecondonesoIwouldn’tknow
he was Mobile Man.” I narrowed my eye. “I don’t want to talk about Christian
anymore.Let’sgohavesomecake.”Ismiled.
Eloise
The next morning, after being up all night thinking, I pulled Talia’s business
cardfrommypurseandgaveheracall.
“TaliaSpringwater,”sheanswered.
“Hi, Talia. My name is Eloise Moore and a mutual friend of ours, Jeff
Woodsbury, said that you were interested in me being a guest speaker for your
seminarnextweekend.”
“Ah,yes.Eloise.I’msohappyyoucalled.Iwouldlovetohaveyouasaguest
speaker. I’ve researched your blog and I’ve watched your YouTube channel. I
mustsay,youreallycaughtmyattentionwithyour#Deleteconcept.Myseminaris
aboutempoweringwomenineveryaspectoftheirlifeandpersonalgrowth,andI
think your talk about #Delete and guys behaving badly would fit in perfectly. I
thinktoomanywomensitaroundandwastetheirtimewithaguywhoisn’tserious
aboutthem.LordknowsI’vedoneitmanytimes.”
“Thankyou,Talia.Aftergivingitsomethought,I’dlovetobeaguestspeaker.”
“Excellent! Are you available for lunch tomorrow afternoon at Bryant Park
Grill,sayaroundtwelvethirty?”I’dlovetomeetyoufirstandtellyoualittlebit
aboutmyseminars.”
“Twelvethirtywouldbegreat.I’llseeyouthere.”
“Thankyou,Eloise,forgettingintouch.Ilookforwardtomeetingyou.”
I ended the call and sat there for a moment while I sipped my coffee. I was
startledbyaknockonmydoor.Gettingupfromthetable,Ilookedoutthepeep
holeandaskedwhoitwas.
“IhaveadeliveryforMissEloiseMoore,”theyoungmanspoke.
Iopenedthedoorandhehandedmealargeenvelopemarked“fragile.”
“Thankyou.”IsmiledasIshutthedoor.
InoticedthereturnaddresswasfromChristian’sfirm,BlakeGroup.Opening
the envelope, I pulled out three large Chanel campaign photos with a note from
Christian.
HerearethefinalphotosfortheChanelcampaign.Ithoughtyou’dliketo
haveacopyofeachforyourportfolio.ThepeopleoveratChanellovedthem
andareverypleased.Thankyouagainforbeingapartofthecampaign.This
wouldn’thavebeenpossiblewithoutyou.
ChristianBlake
Istaredathisnameforamomentuntilthesuddenringofmyphonestartledme.
Pickingitup,IsawitwasNataliecalling.
“Hello,”Ianswered.
“IjustfoundoutNathanhasagirlfriendthathe’sbeenlivingwithforaboutsix
months.”
“Howdidyoufindout?”
“Acouplecameinandwantedtohiremefortheirson’sbirthdayparty.Wegot
to talking and she mentioned her brother was an architect. I asked her his name
andshesaidNathan.”
“DoyouknowhowmanypeopleinNewYorkhavesiblingsnamedNathan?”
“WholivesonLongIslandandjustwentonabusinesstriptoHawaiithathe
can’tstoptalkingabout?”
“Oh.I’msorry,Natalie.”
“Me too. But you said right from the start something was off. I should have
listenedtoyouafterhecancelledoursecondandthirddateatthelastminute.”
“Youknowwhattodo,right?”Iasked.
“Alreadydone,sista!”
“Doyouneedsomefriendtime?”
“Nah.I’mokay.Justanotherdouchebagtotossintothesea.”
Iletoutalightlaugh.“Theseaisgoingtobeoverfilledwiththemshortly.”
“I’lltalktoyoulater,Eloise.Ihaveaclientmeetinginten.”
“Okay.Bye.”
IcontinuedlookingatthephotosandthoughtthatmaybeIshouldsendChristian
a text message thanking him for sending them over. He could have brought them
himself, but he didn’t because he knew I wouldn’t want to see him. I respected
himforthat.Itwasobvioustomethathewasalreadyoverourbreakup.Itdidn’t
surpriseme,though;menusuallyrecoveredquickerthanwomendid.
Itwasthemiddleoftheafternoon,andafterIfinishedfilminganothervideo,I
decidedtotakemylaptoptoStarbucks,orderacoffee,andeditmyvideothere.I
neededtogetoutofthisapartment.AsIwasediting,Ihappenedtolookupand
see Christian standing in line. Instantly, my heart started racing. What was he
doing here in the middle of the afternoon? He didn’t see me, but then again, he
wasn’tlookingaround.Heorderedhisdrinkandstoodinthepickuplinewhileit
was being made. This was my opportunity to thank him for the photos since I
couldn’t text him. But did I want to? Texting him was one thing, but doing it in
person was another. He grabbed his coffee from the counter and started heading
towardsthedoor.IwrestledwiththedoIordon’tI.ThedoIwon.
“Christian,”Iyelled.
He turned his head and looked at me. He stood still for a moment and then
madehiswayovertomytable.
“Hello,Eloise.”
“Hi. I’m happy I saw you here. I got the photos you sent over this morning.
Thankyou.”
“You’rewelcome.Ithoughtitwouldbeaniceadditiontoyourportfolio.”He
lightlysmiled.
Nowtheawkwardnesssetin.Neitheroneofusknewwhattosaytoeachother.
“Sowhatareyoudoinghereinthemiddleoftheafternoon?”Iasked.
“Ihadameetingnottoofarfromhere.I’mheadingbacktotheofficenow.Are
youworking?”Hepointedtomylaptop.
“Yeah.I’meditingavideo.”
“Cool.Well,itwasgoodtoseeyou.Enjoytherestofyourday.”
“Thanks.Youtoo.Hey,Christian?”Ispokeashebegantowalkaway.
“Yeah?”
“I’m going to be a guest speaker for Talia Springwater’s seminar at the
PlayStationTheaternextweekend.”
“Really? I’ve heard of her. Wow. That’s great, Eloise. Congratulations.” He
smiled.
“Thank you. I’m really nervous. I’ve never spoken in front of a large crowd
likethatbefore.”
“You’lldofine.”Hewinked.“Ihavetogetgoing.”
“Okay. Catch ya later?” Those damn words just fell out of my mouth and I
wantedtodieathousandtimesover.Whatthefuck?
Hestaredatmeforamomentandhiseyesburnedintomine.
“Catchyalater.”Hesmirked.
Afterheleft,Ibroughtmyhandtomyforeheadandpoundedonit.
“Youidiot!”Iwhisperedtomyself.“Whatthehellwereyouthinking?”
Christian
IwalkedoutofStarbuckswithasmileonmyface.Iwassurprisedshecalled
meover,which,tome,wasagoodstart.IhadbeenwatchingherYouTubevideos
andmissinghermoreandmoreeveryday.Ineededtoprovetoherthatwewere
meant to be together and that I could be the man she’d been searching for her
entirelife.
WhenIarrivedbacktothefirm,IcalledClaireintomyoffice.
“What’sup,Christian?”sheaskedasshetookaseatacrossfromme.
“IjustranintoEloiseoveratStarbucks.”
“Oh?Andhowdidthatgo?Ordon’tIwanttoknow?”
“Shewassittingatatableandcalledmeover.”
“What?Seriously?”
“ShethankedmefortheChanelphotosIsentherthismorning.”
“Ohyeah.Sheprobablywouldhavesentyouatextmessage,butyou’vebeen
#Deleted.”
“I figured as much.” I sighed. “Anyway, she told me she was going to be a
guestspeakernextweekendforTaliaSpringwater.”
“Ohgood,sheisdoingit.NatalieandItoldhershe’dbecrazynotto.So,she
wasciviltoyou?”
“Yes.Verymuchso.I’veorderedhersomethinganditshouldbearrivingtoher
apartmentinacoupleofdays.”
“Whatdidyouorderher?”Shesmiled.
“I’mnotgoingtosay.You’lljusthavetowaitandsee.”
“Oh,comeon,Christian.”
“I’msureshe’llbecallingyouonceshegetsit.”
“Fine.”Shehuffed.“Butwhydidyouorderhersomething?”
“BecauseIknowshe’llloveitandIwanttomakehersmileagain.”
Eloise
AcoupleofdayshadpassedandmylunchwithTaliawentwell.Iexpressedto
her my anxiety and nervousness about speaking in front of a large group. She
laughedandtoldmeeveryonegetslikethattheirfirsttimeonstage.Shegaveme
sometipsandtoldmejusttogowiththeflowandletthelecturehappennaturally.
IwassittingonthecouchwithmylaptopmakingacoupleofPowerPointsfor
theweekend,whentherewasaknockatmydoor.Ilookedthroughthepeephole
andsawitwastheUPSguyholdingalargeboxinhishands.WhenIopenedthe
door,helookedatthepackageandthenatme.
“AreyouEloiseMoore?”heasked.
“Yes,Iam.”
“ThisisforyouandI’llneedasignature.”
HehandedmetheboxandIsignedforit.
“Thankyou.”Ismiled.
“Haveaniceday.”Hetippedhishat.
IhadnoideawhatthiscouldbebecauseIhadn’torderedanythinginawhile.I
took the scissors from the kitchen drawer and slid it down the box. Lifting the
flaps,IstaredatthelargeredboxthathadAmericanGirlwrittenacrossitandthe
white envelope that contained a card inside taped to it. After removing the
envelope,ItookthecardoutthatsaidAmericanGirlingoldacrossitandopened
it.
Eloise,
ThetimewespenttogetherwasmagicalandatimeIwillneverforget.Ihurt
youinabadwayandI’mtrulysorry.IknowhowmuchMaggiemeanttoyou
andhowthelossofherwasdevastating.Iwantedyoutohavesomeoneyoucan
tellyourdeepestsecretstowhenyoufeellikeyoucan’ttellanyoneelse.Ihope
thisdoesn’tupsetyou.Thatisn’tmyintention.Iknowyou’lltakegoodcareof
herandgiveherthehomeshedeserves.Shewasmadespecialforyou.
Love,Christian
A single tear fell from my eye as I read his note. Removing the lid from the
box,IcuppedmymouthinmyhandandbegantocryasIlookedattheAmerican
Girl doll that looked just like me; long brown hair with curls at the end and
emeraldgreeneyes.Ididn’tknowwhattothinkbecauseIcouldn’t.Myheadwas
inatizzyandmillionsofthoughtswererunningthroughmyheadatthesametime.
I removed the doll from the box and held her tight. Wiping my eyes, I took her
overtothecouchandsatdown.Sheworeawhitedresswithsmallpinkrosesall
overit,aplumsasharoundthewaist,andalightbluedenimjacket.Ismiledwhen
Ilookeddownatherplum-coloredMaryJanestyleshoes.Buttheonethingthat
reallychokedmeupwasthelittlecamerasheheldinherhand.OnceIcomposed
myself,Isentagroupmessagetothegirls.
“Ireallyneedyoualltocomeovertonightfordinner.Sixo’clock.Scarlett,
bringHannahifJeffwon’tbehome.”
A few moments later, all three of them replied that they would be here. As I
staredatthedoll,IknewIneededtonameher.ShelookedjustlikeMaggieandI
didn’t see any harm in naming her that. After all, some people named their new
catsanddogsaftertheoneswhopassedaway.
“Welcomehome,Maggie.”Ismiled.
IfinishedmyPowerPointwithMaggiebymysideandplacedadeliveryorder
for Chinese, ordering everyone’s favorite dish. When six o’clock rolled around,
therewasaknockatmydoorandNatalie,Scarlett,andClairestoodontheother
side.
“Iseverythingokay?”Natalieaskedasshehuggedme.
“Ithinkso.”
“Whatdoyoumean?”Scarlettasked.
“Where’sHannah?”
“Mymomcameoverandtookherforthenight.”
“Isthereareasonforthislast-minutedinnergettogether?”Claireaskedasall
threeofthemfollowedmeintothekitchen.
“What the fuck is that?” Natalie asked as she looked at Maggie. “That doll
looksjustlikeyou.”
“Oh my God. You bought an American Girl doll!” Scarlett exclaimed as she
pickedherup.
“Ididn’tbuyher,”Ispoke.“Shearrivedtoday.”
IpickedupChristian’snoteandhandedittoherwhileNatalieandClaireread
itoverhershoulder.AtearfellfromScarlett’seyeastheothertwotriedtohold
theirsback.
“Thismanisnot#Deleteworthy,”Nataliespokeasshewipedhereye.
“Ican’tevenbelievehedidthat,”Clairespoke.
“If you don’t marry him, I will!” Scarlett said. “That has to be the sweetest
thingintheworld.”
Icouldn’thelpbutletoutalightlaugh.“You’remarried.”
“I’lldivorceJeff.”Shesmiled.
Nataliewalkedovertomeandhuggedmetight.Thentheothertwojoinedus.
“Youneedtorethinkeverything,Eloise,”Clairespoke.
“Iagree.He’snotatypicaldouchebagguy.HemadeamistakeandIthinkhe’s
morethanenoughmadeituptoyou.”
“Whatdidhesaywhenyouthankedhim?”Claireasked.
“Ihaven’tyet.Idon’thavehisnumber,remember?”
“ThenIthinkyoushoulddoitinperson.”Shesmiled.
“She’sright,Eloise,”Scarlettspoke.
“Yeah.Thisisathankyouthatisinpersonworthy,”Nataliespoke.
“Okay.I’llstopbytheofficetomorrow.”
“He’ll be there all day. He doesn’t have any meetings scheduled,” Claire
spoke.“Plus,I’llbethereifyouneedsupport.”
After we ate, talked, and drank a bottle of wine between the four of us, I
changedintomypajamas,satMaggieonmydresser,andclimbedintobed.Ilay
therethinkingabouttomorrowandwhatIwantedtosaytohim.Mydadwasright,
everyoneisentitledtomakeamistakeintheirlife.It’showwelearnandgrowas
humanbeings.Myfatheralsopointedoutthathewasn’ttheperfectmanIsawhim
as,andifwetrulycaredforsomeone,we’daccepttheirflaws.Christianwasn’ta
manwhoconsistentlybehavedbadly.Hedidwhathedidbecausehewasafraidof
whatmyreactionwouldbeandlosingme.I’ddonethingsbeforeIwasn’tproud
ofoutoffear.ItoldhimthatIlikedhim,butIdidn’tneedhim.Thatstillrangtrue.
Ididn’tneedhimtobeinmylife,Iwantedhimtobe.
Eloise
ItookinadeepbreathasIsteppedintotheelevatorandtookituptotheBlake
Group.WhenIsteppedout,IwenttoChristian’sofficeandhewasn’tinthere.
“CanIhelpyou?”hissecretaryasked.
“I’mlookingforChristian.Ishearound?”
“Hejuststeppedout.Heshouldbebackshortly.”
“Thankyou.IsitokayifIwaitinhisoffice?”
“Ofcourse.”Shesmiled.
Itooktheseatacrossfromhisdesk,andafewmomentslater,hewalkedin.
“Eloise?”
“Hi,Christian.”Igotupfrommyseat.
“Whatareyoudoinghere?”
MynervesweregettingthebetterpartofmeandIfounditdifficulttospeak.
“Ijustwantedtocomeandthankyouinpersonforthedoll.Shearrived
yesterday.”
“You’rewelcome.”Hesmiledashestoodinfrontofme.“Ihopeyoulikeher.”
“Ido.Iloveher.”Ismiled.
“What’shername?”Hesmirked.
“InamedherMaggie.”
“Ifiguredyouwould.”Hegrinned.
“Listen,Christian.IjustwantyoutoknowthatIforgiveyou,andmaybe—”
“Iknowyoudo,Eloise,andIthinkIknowwhatyou’regoingtosay.Ididn’t
sendyouthedollwiththehopesofgettingbacktogether.Itwasasmallgestureto
helphealthewoundthatIcaused.Ithinkmaybewe’rebetteroffwiththeway
thingsare.”
Istoodthereinshockasmypartiallyhealedheartbrokeonceagain.
“Yeah.Maybeyou’reright.”Ilookeddown.“Thankyouagain,”IspokeasI
couldn’tgetoutoftherefastenoughbeforethetearsstartedtofall.
“You’rewelcome.I’llseeyouaround.”
“Sure.”IgaveasmallsmiletodeflectthehurtIwasfeelinginside.
****
Natalie,Scarlett,andClairedraggedmeouttoHellcatAnnie’s.Ididn’twant
togo.AllIwantedtodowascurlupinbedandsleeptherestofthedayandnight
away. But they weren’t having it. As soon as we were seated, I ordered a
cosmopolitan while we looked over the menu. I wasn’t hungry because my
stomachwasnothingbutatightlytwistedknotofsorrowanddespair.Thethreeof
themtalkedwhileIpretendedtolisten.
“Cheerup,buttercup,”Nataliespokeassheplacedherhandonmine.
“Yeah.We’reheretohavefuntonightwithlotsofalcoholandcomfortfood,”
Scarlettspoke.
AsIfinishedoffmydrink,Iheldmyfingeruptogetourwaiter’sattention.I
neededanotherdrinkASAP.
“Excuseme.I’mheadedovertothebar.WhatcanIgetyou?”Christianasked
ashepointedtomyemptyglass.
Istaredathimasasmilecrossedhisface.
“Acosmopolitan.”
“Onecosmopolitancomingrightup.”Hewinked.
Ilookedoveratthegirlsandtheysattheresmilingatme.Ididn’tknowwhat
thehellwasgoingon,andbetweenseeingChristianandthealcohol,myheartwas
beatingatarapidpace.
“Wehavetousethebathroom,”Clairespokeasallthreeofthemgotupfrom
theirseats.
A few moments later, Christian walked over and set my drink down on the
table.
“Thankyou,”Ispoke.
“You’rewelcome.I’mChristianBlake.”Heextendedhishand.
Istaredathimforamomentwithanarrowedeye.
“EloiseMoore.”Iplacedmyhandinhis.
“It’snicetomeetyou,Eloise.WouldyoumindifItookaseat?”
“No.Iwouldn’tmindatall.”
“Haveyoueatenyet?”heasked.
“Icouldn’tdecidewhattoget,”Inervouslyspoke.
“Theirpulledporkslidersarethebest.Haveyoutriedthem?”
“No.Ihaven’t.ButIthinkIwouldliketo.”Asmallsmilecrossedmylips.
Ourwaiterwalkedoverandaskedifwewerereadytoorder.
“We’llbothhavethepulledporksliderswithfries,”Christianspoke.
“Wehavethreeotherpeoplesittingwithus.Theyjustwenttotherestroom,”I
spoketothewaiter.
“Actually,”Nataliespoke,“weneedtogetgoing.Soyoutwoenjoytherestof
yourevening.”Shesmiled.
Ilookedatthemsuspiciouslyastheysaidgoodbyeandlefttherestaurant.
****
Christian
With Claire’s help, I had this all planned. I wanted to start over from the
beginning.Justthetwoofus,ChristianandEloise.NoMobileManandnoDigits.
I asked her about her career, she asked about mine, and we talked about our
families.Itoldhereverythingaboutmyparentsandmychildhood.Wesatforfour
hours and just got to know each other again. It was after midnight when we
finishedoffdessertandourlastdrink.
Welefttherestaurantandstoodonthebrightlylitstreetof10
th
AvenuewhereI
hailedheracabhome.
“Ihadanicetime,Eloise.Iwouldlovetoseeyouagain.”Ismiled.
“Iwouldlovetoseeyoutoo.”Shesmiledbrightlybackatme.
“CanIgetyourphonenumber?”
“Ofcourse.I’dloveforyouhaveit.”
She rattled off her number and I pretended to put it in my phone because I
alreadyhadit.Iquicklysentheratextmessage.
“I’vesentyouatextmessagesoyouhaveminenow.”Ismirked.
Iopenedthedoortothecabandsheclimbedin.
“Catchyalater?”Iaskedwithagrin.
“Catchyalater.”Thecornersofhermouthcurvedupintoaflirtysmile.
Forthenextfewdays,weflirtedviatextandthenwestartedseeingeachother
almosteverynight.Ididn’tdaremakeamoveonher,eventhoughitkilledmenot
to. I wanted her in my bed more than anything in the world, but all good things
come in time. I remembered her telling me that she never slept with a guy until
after the fifth date, and I wanted to respect that, even though I knew she was
gettingrestless.AllwasgoodandIwouldmakesureitwasworththewait.
Eloise
Iwassexuallyfrustratedandhewasn’tmakingamove,butIknewexactlywhy
hewaswaiting.IhadmentionedafterwehadsexthefirsttimeathispartythatI
didn’tsleepwithguysbeforethefifthdate,andIwasprettysurehewaswaiting
until then. I couldn’t help but smile as I thought about it. He was the perfect
gentleman,eventhoughIdidn’twanthimtobeasfarassexwasconcerned.As
fordatenights,wetookturnsplanningthedate.
Our fifth date would be tomorrow night, Saturday night, after my speaking
engagement,andIthoughtmoreaboutthatthanthelectureIwasgiving.Itwasmy
turntoplanthedateandIhadnothingbutsexplanned.Theoverwhelmingfeeling
ofhappinesswasbackandmyheartwaswholeonceagain.
Once word got out that I was going to be a guest speaker at the PlayStation
Theater,sixhundredmoreticketsweresold,placingthetheateratfullcapacity.I
couldn’twrapmyheadaroundeverythingthathadhappenedsofast.Itwasasif
#Delete made me an overnight sensation. Between the emails and messages, I
foundithardtokeepup,soIaskedScarlettifshewouldbemypart-timeassistant
andshecouldworkfromhome.Shejumpedatthechanceinasecond.
AsIwasgoingovermyPowerPointonelasttime,atextmessagecamethrough
fromChristian.
“Hello,gorgeous.I’llbebytopickyouupatsixo’clockfordinner.”
“Hello,handsome.I’llbereadyandwaiting.Maybewecancomebacktomy
placeafterforadrink.”Isentthewinkyface.
“Iactuallymadeotherplansforusforafterdinner.”Hesentthesmileyface.
“Oh?Whatarewedoing?”
“You’llhavetowaitandfindout.”
“Areyoubeingsecretive?”
“Yes,Iam.It’sasurprise.”
“Ilovesurprises.
“Iknowyoudo.I’mheadingtoameeting.Catchyalater,baby?”
“Catchyalater.”
IsmiledasIclosedoutofhismessage,gavemyPowerPointanotherlookover,
andthengotreadyforourdate.Christian’splanneddateconsistedofdinneratThe
ToddEnglishFoodHallatthePlazaHotelandthenwewereofftoIdidn’tknow
wheresincehewaskeepingitasecret.Afterwefinishedeating,wewalkedoutof
thehotel,andsittingatthecurbwasahorseandcarriage.
“Yourrideawaits,Madame.”Christiansmiledasheheldmyhand.
“We’regoingonahorseandcarriageride?”Iaskedwithexcitement.
“Yes,throughCentralPark.”
WithChristian’shelp,Iclimbedintothecarriageandheclimbedinnexttome.
Thedriverhandedusablanketsincethechillyairhadsettledintothefallnights.
ChristianputhisarmaroundmeandassoonasIsnuggledintohim,hecoveredus
withthewarmblanket.
“Thisisbeautiful.Thankyou,”Ispoke.
“You’rewelcome.”Hekissedthetopofmyhead.
It was a beautiful ride through Central Park, and when it was over, Christian
tookmehome.
“Ithinkyoushouldcomeupstairsforadrink.”IsmiledasItookthelapelsof
hiscoatinmyhands.
“WebothknowwhatwillhappenifIdo.”Hesmirked.
“And?”Iraisedmybrow.
“Youhaveabigdaytomorrowandyouneedalltherestyoucanget.”
Isighed.
“Hey.” He placed his finger under my chin. “Tomorrow night is your turn to
plan date night and we can do anything you want, and I mean anything.” He
winked.
Asmilecrossedmylips.
“Trustme.Wewillbe.”
Heleanedinandbrushedhislipsagainstmine.
“Goodnight,Eloise.”Hestrokedmycheek.
“Goodnight,Christian.”
****
Christian
Sayinggoodnighttoheronthedoorstepofherbuildingwashard.Iwantedto
comeuptoherapartmentforadrink,butwebothknewhavingadrinkwasn’ton
eitheroneofourminds.Thepastfewnightsbeingwithherweredifficultbecause
allIwantedtodowastakehertobedandneverlethergo.Icouldtellshewas
gettingfrustratedwithme,butthiswaswhatneededtohappen.
Tomorrowwasabigdayforher,andwhatshedidn’tknowwasthatI’dbought
aticket,notonlyformyself,butforherfriendsaswell.Ididn’twanttotellher
because she’d be even more nervous than she already was. So, we’d just sit
quietlyinthewaybackandwatchfromafar.
Eloise
Istoodbehindthecurtain,waitingformyturn.Iwasscheduledtogoonstage
in approximately five minutes. Was I ready? Fuck if I knew. The more I thought
about it, the more anxiety set in. I’d made note cards like a school kid giving a
presentation in front of the class. I stood there and studied them. Christian and I
met for breakfast this morning and he gave me a pep talk. It helped. He always
helpedme.EvenwhenhewasMobileMan,Iinstantlyfeltbetteraftertalkingto
him.
“You’reon,Eloise!”Taliasmiled.“Goodluck.”
“Thankyou.”Igaveheranervoussmile.
MynamewasannouncedandIsteppedonstage.Iintroducedmyself,lookedat
my cards, and froze. Suddenly, my mind went blank and I couldn’t comprehend
whatIhadwrittendown.
“Getholdofyourself!”Isilentlyyelledinmyhead.“Allthesepeoplewantto
hearwhatyouhavetosay!Don’tletthemdown!”
Istaredatthemassivecrowdofwomenwhosatproudlyintheirseats.Women
whohave,atleastonceintheirlifetime,dealtwithmenbehavingbadly.Isetmy
cards down on the chair at the end of the stage and then I took center and
welcomedeveryoneinthetheaterasIstartedover.
“MynameisEloiseMooreandI’mheretotalktoyouaboutaconceptcalled
#Delete. This concept applies to girls/women who are single and a part of the
dating scene. I’m going to show you what to be on the lookout for when newly
dating a guy. I’m going to teach you about the red flags, ghosting, benching,
zombie-ing,breadcrumbing,andalltheothersignsofmenbehavingbadlyearlyon
indating.Weaswomenspendfartoomuchtimeandenergywaitingfortheguys
we’reinterestedintotextorcallus,andthenwhentheydon’t,wefreakout,cry,
wonder what’s wrong with us, what did we do wrong, why don’t they want us,
howcanIfixthem,etc.Thetruthbehindthatis,itisn’tus.Wedidnothingwrong.
Itcouldbeassimpleastheguywasn’tfeelingit,whichisokay.You’renotgoing
tomeshwitheveryoneyoumeet.
But when a guy shows interest and behaves badly, then it’s up to us to take
action.That’swhere#Deletecomesin.Themomenthestartsshowingsignsofall
themillennialdatingtermsIpreviouslyspokeof,it’stimetogetridofhimandnot
playhisgames.Womentodayaretoobusyforgamesandwedon’tdeservetobe
treatedlikethat.ThemostimportantthingIcan’tstressenoughisforawomanto
havestandards.Onceyouknowexactlywhatyourstandardsare,you’llbeableto
spot the red flags instantly. For example, you meet a man and you both show
interest in each other. You go on a couple of dates and then suddenly the text
messages and the calls stop. No warning and no explanation. Two weeks go by
sinceyourlastdateandstillnothing.Thatguyghostedyou,disappearedwithouta
trace.You’vebeengluedtoyourphone24/7,staringatablackscreen,hopingand
prayinghe’llcall.Yourstomachisanervouswreckandyoukeepreplayingyour
last date over and over again, wondering what went wrong. You finally break
down and send him a message. He doesn’t respond. Your self-esteem is broken.
Thenaweeklater,hesendsyouatext,andyoubeamwithexcitement.Thenyou
don’thearfromhimagain.Youtrytopickyourselfup,butyoucan’tgethimoutof
your mind, and why? The question you need to ask yourself is this: Am I really
intohimorisittherejectionthathurtsmethemost?Reallystopandthinkabout
that. You’d only gone out with the guy a couple of times, sent a few dozen text
messages,andmaybehadaphonecallortwo.Icanguaranteeyouthatthroughall
the nonsense you put yourself through over this one guy you barely knew, it was
therejectionaspectofit.
It’sveryimportantthatyou,asahighvaluedwomanwhoknowsherself-worth
andstandards,givethesameinvestmentasthemanyou’retryingtodatedoes.If
he’s giving low investment into getting to know you better, you give low
investmentback.Nobodyisevertoobusy,andifaguyreallylikesyouorwantsto
gettoknowyouonadeeperlevel,hewillmaketimetodoit.Idon’tcareifhe’s
heldupinmeetingsfromninetofive.Ittakesaslittleasthirtysecondstotypea
messageandhitsend.Doeshenotgotothebathroomallday?Doeshenotgeta
lunchbreak?Whataboutwhenhegetshomefromwork?Ifamancan’ttakethirty
secondsoutofhisbusydaytosayhiorthathe’sjustthinkingaboutyou,thenhe’s
notthinkingaboutyouatallandit’stimeto#Deleteandstopwastingyourtime.
Samegoesforaguywhotakesthreedaystorespondtoyourlasttextmessage.Is
thatreallythekindofpersonyouwanttodate?NowI’mnotsayingto#Deletehim
ifhehasanexcuseandletsyouknowaheadoftime,suchashe’sgoingcamping
andwon’thavereceptionorsomething.Theimportantthingtorememberis,ifhe
ghostedyouonce,he’lldoitagain.
Now, let’s talk about the guy who shows he is interested in you via text
messagingbutneveractuallytakesyououtorhasanyintentionofactuallygetting
serious. Let’s say you’ve been talking to this guy for a week. You’re getting to
knoweachotherandyou’rewonderingwhyhehasn’taskedyououtyet.Afterall,
heseemsreallyintoyou.Youmaketheboldmoveandaskhimoutforcoffeeor
maybe for dinner. He makes an excuse as to why that weekend won’t work for
him.Anotherweekgoesby,andsuddenly,thetextmessagesbecomescarce.He’s
not texting you as much anymore. Your mind starts to go crazy. You talk about it
withyourfriends.Yourphoneneverleavesyoursightjustincase.Anotherweek
goesby,andoutoftheclearblue,hesendsyouatextsaying‘Hey,what’sup?’or
‘Hey,howareyou?’Instantly,youperkupandrespondbacktohimimmediately,
which by the way, is one of the worst things you could do. You tell him how
you’redoingandhowgooditistohearfromhim.Yousitthereandwait,watching
your phone for a reply because he had just texted you a minute ago. But a reply
doesn’t come. You’re devastated and the cycle starts all over again. He’s doing
what we like to call breadcrumbing. He may have been bored, feeling a little
lonely or down and needed an ego boost. There are guys out there who like to
keep a woman they’ve previously been talking to on the backburner for those
instances,andbygivinghimaninstantreply,youjustshowedhimthatnomatter
howsporadicor dick-likehismessages are,you’restill interested.Whichleads
meintotheterm‘benching.’He’snotsureaboutyouyetorsomeoneelsegrabbed
hisattentionwhilethetwoofyouwerestilltalkingeverydaywhohethoughtmay
be more interesting or a better fit for him. But instead of cutting you off
completely, he sat you on the bench just in case he needs to come back to you
sometimeinthefuture.He’llthrowatextoutthereormaybeaphonecall,justto
makesureyou’restillinterested.Iliketocallthisemotionalmanipulationandit’s
notokay.
So what happens after you’ve been ghosted and then all of a sudden, a few
months later, you get a text message from the guy asking what’s up? Now, he’s
Zombie-ing you, or haunting you. Maybe the relationship he got into with the
womanheghostedyouforwasn’tworkingout,sohecameacrossyournumberin
hisphoneandthoughthe’dreachoutbecausemaybeyouwerestillthinkingabout
him. My advice, do not reply to the zombie at all! If he did it once, he’ll do it
again.Obviously,therewasnothingthereforhimafewmonthsagowhenthetwo
ofyouweretalking,sowhywouldtherebenow?
Whendoyou#Deleteaguyoutofyourlife?
1.
Hedoesn’trespondtoyourtextmessagesinatimelymanner.
Ifhewaitsfiveorsixhours,that’snotagoodsign.LikeIstatedbefore,
it only takes thirty seconds to type a text message and hit send. If you
aren’tworththirtysecondsofhistimeinaday,#Delete.
2.
Heaskedyouout,youwentonadate,hadagreattime,and
thenhedisappears.#Deleteanddon’tgivehimanotherthought.
3.
He’s cancelled dates on you two or more times in a row.
#Delete.
4.
Histextmessagesbecomescarceandyoustartreceivingone
here and there over a two- to three-week period. #Delete, especially
whenhedoesn’tofferanexplanationforhislackofmessaging.
5.
He ghosted you, you #Delete him and then he returns a few
months later as if nothing happened. Do not respond and #Delete
again.”
Theguyswhodothesetypesofthingsaren’ttheguysforyouandit’snotthe
endoftheworld.
Byacceptingtheirbehaviorandstressingoverwhyhehasn’tcalledortexted,
you’re blocking the right person who was meant for you from coming into your
life.Ibelievethereisaspecialmanoutthereforeachandeveryoneofus,and
sometimes, we have to go through many douchebags in order to find our Prince
Charming.
So, ladies, know your self-worth, set your standards, love yourself first,
#Deletewhennecessary,andwatchyourlifechange.Ipromiseyou,itwill.”
Thecrowdapplaudedandstoodfromtheirseats.TearsfilledmyeyesasItook
abowandexitedthestage.
“OH MY GOD! You were amazing!” Talia hugged me. “They loved you,
Eloise.”
“Thankyou.”
“You’reanaturalatthis.Ibelievethisisyourcalling.”
“Idon’tknowaboutthat.”Iblushed.
“Ithinkthestandingovationspokeforitself.”Shesmiled.
Eloise
I walked to the lobby of the theater and was instantly greeted and
congratulated by many women. The ones that bought tickets just to see me
swarmedaround,tellingmehowthey’veincorporated#Deleteintotheirdating
lifeandhowmuchithadchangedthem.Ifeltlikesomesortofsuperstar,when
really, I was just a girl who had gone through a lot of shit in her dating life.
ManyaskedforpictureswithmeandIsmiledwithjoy.
AsImademywaythroughthecrowd,IsawChristian,Natalie,Claire,and
Scarlettstandingbythedoors.
“Whatareyouguysdoinghere?”Iaskedastearsfilledmyeyes.
“Did you really think we’d miss this? Your debut stage appearance?”
Nataliehuggedme.
“You were amazing!” Claire excitedly spoke as she grabbed me from
Natalie’sarmsandhuggedme.
“I’msoproudofyou,boss!”Scarlettsmiled.
“Thankyou.”
“We’regoingtoleavethetwoofyoualone.”Nataliegrinnedasshelooked
atChristian.“I’llcallyoutomorrow.”
Christianwrappedhisarmsaroundmeandkissedmylips.
“Youwerespectacular,baby.Iamsodamnproudofyou.”
“Ididn’tknowyouwerehere.”
“I didn’t want you to be any more nervous than you already were.” He
smirked.“Maybethisisn’ttheplacetotellyou,butIdon’tcarebecauseIneed
tosayitrightnow,inthismoment.”
“Saywhat?”Icockedmyhead.
“Iloveyou,Eloise.IaminlovewithyouandI’mnotgoingtostoploving
you.”
Awidegrincrossedmyfaceasmyheartrapidlybeat.
“Iloveyoutoo,Christian.”
Hislipsbrushedagainstmineandthenhelookedatme.
“Didn’tyousaysomethingaboutourdatetonightbeingbackatyourplace?”
“Isuredid.”Ismiled.“Ithinkweneedtogetbacktherenow!”
“Icouldn’tagreemore.”Hekissedmyhead.
Themomentweenteredmyapartment,Christianscoopedmeupinhisarms
andcarriedmetothebedroomwherewemadelovethreetimesthatnight.And
eachtimewasjustasmagicalasthefirst.
****
SixMonthsLater
HisfingerdippedinsidemeandIgasped.Ourmouthstangledwithpassionand
Itrembledatthetouchofhishandonmybreasts.Itookdownhispantswithease
andreleasedhisthrobbinghardcockinmyhand.Afterafewstrokes,hepushed
everythingonmyoverlyclutteredtabletothesideandsetmeonit.Hepositioned
hisheadinbetweenmylegsandexploredeveryinchofmyachingareawithhis
tongue. I orgasmed and he smiled as he stood up and thrust inside me, my body
takingineveryinchofhim.Hemovedinandoutofmerapidlybringingmetothe
brink of another mind blowing orgasm. I yelled out his name as he halted deep
insideandmoanedwhilehereleasedhisexcitementinme.
HislipspressedagainstmineandIsmiled.
“I’moutgrowingthisplace.”
Hechuckledashelookedaroundthetableatthemessthatconsumedit.
“Yes,youare.Youneedaplacewithanoffice.”
“Iknow.I’vebeenthinkingaboutfindinganewapartment.”
“I’llhelpyoulook.”Hekissedmyforeheadandpulledoutofme.
“I’dappreciatethat.”Igrinned.
“Ihavearealestateguy.I’llgivehimacalltomorrow.”Christianspokeashe
handedmemyclothes.“Weneedtobeatmyparents’houseinfifteenminutes.I
thinkwe’regoingtobelate.”
Ilaughed.“Yeah.Wecan’tgetacrosstowninfifteenminutes.Youmightwant
tocallthem.”
“Andtellthemwhat?We’regoingtobelatebecausewejusthadsexonyour
diningroomtable?”
“Justtellthemwe’restuckintraffic.”Ismirked.
I loved Christian’s parents and they loved me. My parents felt the same way
about Christian and he and my dad started going on golf outings together. Even
though photography was my first passion, I put my business on hold due to the
success of my blog and YouTube channel. Things were moving in the right
directioneversinceIspokeatthePlayStationTheater.Iendedupguestspeakinga
couple of more times for Talia and then I began booking seminars on my own,
withthehelpofScarlett,whowasnowmyfull-timeassistant.Acoupleofmonths
ago,Ibeganwritingabookandcalledit#Delete,whichwascontractedbyGrand
CentralPublishing.
Christian’sadvertisingagencywasgrowingbiggerbytheday.Hehadsecured
afewmajoraccountsincludingChanel.ButthestipulationwasthatIhadtodothe
photography part of the campaign, which I pleasantly accepted. After all, I
couldn’tverywellturndownChristianorChanel.
AfewdayshadpassedandIspentsomefreetimelookingatnewapartments
online.IaskedChristianifhisrealtorhadfoundanythingandhetoldmethathe
waslooking.AsIfinishedthelasteditsonanewvideoformyblogandYouTube
channel,myphonerangandChristianwascalling.
“Hello,handsome.”
“Hello,mybeautifulgirl.Whatareyoudoingrightnow?”
“Nothing.Ijustfinishedediting.Why?”
“Canyoumeetmesomewhere?Iwanttoshowyousomething.”
“Sure.Wheredoyouwanttomeet?”
“113East61
st
Street.”
“Okay.I’llleavenow.”
I ended the call, put on my shoes, and hailed a cab to 113 East 61
st
Street.
When the driver pulled up to the curb, I saw Christian standing there on the
sidewalkwaitingforme.
“Hello,gorgeous.”Hesmiledashekissedmylips.
“Hithere.”Igrinned.“Sowhatdidyouwanttoshowme?”
Hetookholdofmyhand,ledmeupfivestepstoawhitebuilding,openedthe
gorgeousFrenchglassdoor,andledmeinside.
“Wow.Thisisbeautiful.Whosehouseisthis?”Iasked.
“I’mhopingit’soursifyoulikeit.”Hesmiled.
“What?”Ilaughed.“Whatdoyoumean‘ours’?”
“Ithinkweshouldmoveintogetherandthiswouldbetheperfecthousetodo
thatin.”
“Areyouserious,Christian?”
“I’m very serious, Eloise. I love you and I want to live with you. We
practicallylivetogetheranyway,sowemightaswelljustdoitinonehouse.No
morebackandforthbetweenourapartments.”
“Ohmygod.I—yes!Iwouldlovetomoveintogether.”
“Here?”Hisbrowraised.
“Possibly.Showmetherestofit.”Igrinned.
Hesmiledashetookmyhandandledmethroughthesix-storytownhome.
“Ithasfivebedroomsandfivebathrooms,”hespoke.
“Doweneedthatmanyrooms?”Iasked.
“Ofcoursewedo.Abedroomforus,twoofficesandtwochildren.”
Istoppeddeadinmytracksandstaredathim,myheartracingwithexcitement.
“What?”Hecockedhishead.
“WhatifIwantedthreechildren?”Ismirked.
“Thenwe’dhavetomove.Nobigdeal.”Heshrugged.
Iwrappedmyarmsaroundhisneckandbrushedmylipsagainsthis.
“IlovethisplaceandIloveyou.”
“Good,becauseIlovebothofyoutoo.”
Atthatmoment,itwasadonedeal.ChristianandIwouldmoveintogetherand
startbuildingalifeinournewhome.
TwoMonthsLater
Christian
Now that Eloise and I were living together in our own home, it was time to
takethenextstep.Herbirthdaywasapproaching,soIdecidedtowhiskheraway
toChicagoforherbirthdayweekend.Whatshedidn’tknowwasthetwosurprises
Ihadforher.
“Wherearewegoing?”sheaskedaswewalkeddownN.MichiganAve.
“You’llsee.”IwinkedasIheldontoherhand.
WereachedtheAmericanGirlstoreandIopenedthedoorforher.
“Whyarewegoinginhere?”Shelaughed.
“IthoughtmaybeyouwantedtobuyMaggieanewoutfit.”
“Really?”Shegavemeastrangelook.
“Yes.Really.Tobehonest,I’msickofseeingheralwaysdressedinthesame
clothes.Brightenherupalittle.”
WelookedattheclothesandEloisepickedoutanoutfitsheliked.
“I’mhungry.Let’sgoseeifwecangetsomelunchhere,”Ispoke.
“Wedon’thavetoeathere.Wecangosomewhereelse.Ireallydon’tthinkthis
isyourthing,Mr.Blake.”
“Nobigdeal.Let’sjustgoseeiftheyhaveanytablesavailable.”
I walked her to the Grand Dining Room, where the doors were shut and the
hostesswasstandingoutside.
“Iwaswonderingifyouhadatablefortwoavailable?”Iasked.
“Ofcoursewedo.Followme.”
Themomentthedoorsopened,everyoneyelledhappybirthday.Eloisecupped
herhandoverhermouthinshockandthenlookedatme.
“Christian,whatthe—”
“Happybirthday,baby.”Ikissedthesideofherhead.
****
Eloise
Istoodthereinshock.Icouldn’tbelievewhatIsaw.Mymom,dad,Scarlett,
Jeff,Hannah,Claire,Kenny,andChristian’smotherandstepfather.Tearsfilledmy
eyesasIlookedatChristian.
“YouthrewmeanAmericanGirlbirthdayparty?”
“Idid.”Hesmiled.
I walked over to the center of the dining room where my family and friends
werestanding.Allmygirls,includingmymomandChristian’smom,wereholding
AmericanGirldolls.Wehuggedandsometearswereshed,mostlybyme.
“Someoneelseisheretocelebratewithyou,”Christianspoke.
IturnedaroundandhewasholdingMaggie.
“Howdidyougetherhere?”
“I snuck her into my carry-on as you were walking out the front door.” He
grinned.
Itookherfromhishandsandthenhuggedhimtight.
“Thankyouforthis.Iloveyousomuch.”
“You’rewelcome,baby.Iloveyoutoo.”
Weallgatheredaroundthetable,ateadeliciouslunch,hadcakeandicecream,
talked,andlaugheduntilwecouldn’tanymore.Ourtimewasupandweneededto
leavetheroomsotheycouldsetupforthenextparty.
“He’sperfect,Eloise.”Mymomsmiled.
“Iknowheis,Mom.”
“Heremindsmeofyourfather.”Shewinked.
Igaveherasmileandahug.
“Areyouready,baby?”Christianaskedasheplacedhishandonthesmallof
myback.
“Yeah.I’mready.Whatarewedoingnext?Iseveryonecoming?”
“We’re going to go explore Chicago and leave the two of you alone,” Claire
spoke.
“Yeah. I’m sure you have some private celebrating to do after this.” Natalie
smiled.
“I’ve booked a dinner reservation for all us at the Skydeck Chicago at eight
o’clock.So,we’llseethemthere,”Christianspoke.
Weheadedbacktothehotel,andoncewegotinsidetheroom,Iwastednotime
thankinghimforeverythinghe’ddoneforme.
“Ican’tmove.”Christiansmiledashelookedoveratme.
“Meeither.”IgiggledasIsnuggledagainsthim.
After a short nap, we showered and dressed for dinner with our family and
friends. When we reached the Skydeck, everyone was already there, and I was
surprisedtoseeweweretheonlypeopleintheplace.
“YourentedouttheentireSkydeckagain?”Ismiled.
“OfcourseIdid.Thisisaprivateoccasion.”
Christianheldmyhandaswewalkedovertojoinourguests.
“I’mnotreallycomfortableuphere,”Nataliespoke.
“Iwasn’tatfirsteither,butit’ssobeautiful.”
“Iguess.”Shesighed.
“Ican’tbelieveChristiandidallthisformeandhadyouallcomeouthere.”
“I can.” She smiled as she hooked her arm around me. “He’s the Prince
Charmingyou’vebeensearchingforyourwholelife.”
“IknowandIalmostblewit.”
“Noyoudidn’t.Hewouldhavenevergivenuponyou,andhewouldhavekept
onfightingnomatterhowlongittook.”
“Youthink?”Iaskedwithasmile.
“Iknow.”
“Eloise,let’sgooutontheledgebeforedinner,”Christianspokeashewalked
upbehindme.
Ihookedmyarminhisasheledmetotheledgeandweonceagainstaredout
atthebeautifullylitChicagocity.
“Iloveyou,Eloise,”hespoke.
“Iloveyoutoo,Christian.”Ismiledathim.
Heplacedhishandinhispocketandsuddenlyhegotdownononeknee.
“Christian,whatareyoudoing?”Ibegantoshake.
“Ithinkyouknow.”Hewinked.“Ihaveneverinmylifelovedanyoneasmuch
asIloveyou.Youcompleteme,Eloise.FromthemomentIsawyou,IknewIhad
tomakeyoumine.”
“Oh,Christian.”Thetearsstartedtorise.
“You are the epitome of love and you make my days and my life so much
brighter.Youaremybestfriendandmylover,andnow,Iwouldloveforyoutobe
mywifeandspendtherestofyourlifewithme.Eloise,willyoumarryme?”
“Yes, Christian! Yes, I will marry you!” I exclaimed as the tears streamed
downmyface.
Hetookthetwo-caratprincesscutwhitegoldringfromtheboxandslippedit
on my finger. Then he brought the ring to his lips. Everyone clapped with
excitementashestoodupandswungmearound.
“Ican’tbelievethis!”Icried.
“Believeit,baby,‘causeithappened.We’regettingmarried.”Hebrushedhis
lipsagainstmine.
“Ican’twaittoplanthiswedding!”Nataliescreeched.
Wecelebratedintotheweehoursoftheeveningandthenwentbacktothehotel
and celebrated alone. I couldn’t stop staring at the beautiful ring that sat on my
fingerasmyheadlaidagainsthischest.
Mylifewasperfect.Iwasmarryingthemanofmydreams,mybookhadhit#1
ontheNewYorkTimesBestsellersList,myYouTubechannelgrewtoovertwo
million subscribers, I started doing seminars around the world, Ted Talk, and I
was offered my own radio show for an hour three times a week called “Ask
Eloise.” Now I would move on to the next phase of my life and become Mrs.
ChristianBlake.
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