(I = Interviewer; S = Stuart)

I: Stuart, you really like buying clothes, don't you?

S: Oh yes, I love it.

I: How many items of clothing have you got?

S: Well … I've got 350 shirts. I wear three or four different shirts every day.

I: Goodness … Er … Who does the washing?

S: My wife does the washing, and I do the ironing. Then I've got 200 suits. I like bright colours - red, blue, green.

I: Mm, I see.

S: Then I've got 150 pairs of trousers and 125 pairs of shoes.

I: Stuart, why have you got so many clothes?

S: Well, it's my hobby. Some people spend thousands of euros on cars, or holidays. I haven't got a car, and I never go on holiday. I buy clothes.

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