08. My Free Day
On my free day - this is Saturdays and Sundays -I don't do anything (I do nothing). I get up at eleven a.m., eat something from the fridge and go back to sleep. Several hours later I get up for good. Then I eat again and wander aroud the house dressed like a homeless person. For he whole day I'm relaxing and resting from the busy week. I read books - especially the one where cats kill people just with their eyes. I surf the internet - there is an interesting website I like. It's called www.catsareevil.com. I phone my friends to tell them about cats and evil things they do. But usually my friends are not home when I call.. It is very weird. I also watch tv. I watch a programme about one cat in the world, that is not evil. He's big, orange and loves lasagne. I like Garfield because he reminds me of myself.
Sometimes on Saturdays or Sundays my friends and I go out. We go to the cinema, but I don't like it, because my friends insist that I dress like not a homeless person. I like films, but I think there aren't enough movies about cats taking over the world. It's a very serious threat!
When I go back home, it is late. I try to watch some tv again, but at night there isn't anything interesting to watch, only top - shop, where I could buy scissors that can cut, slice and make me a cup of tea at the same time. So I usually turn off the tv and go to sleep. When I woke up, it will be Monday again!
Turn off - wyłączyć
Several - kilka
A homeless person - bezdomny
Wander - włóczyć się
The whole day - cały dzień
The busy week - zabiegany tydzień
Weird <łird> - dziwne
(to) remind - przypominać
threat - zagrożenie
slice <slajz> - szczotkować
scratch - drapać
taking over the world - przejmować władzę nad światem
Questions to answer!
There aren't enough movies abort what? - There are movies about cats taking over the world.
What's the website called? - The website is called www.catsareevil.com
How does the only god cat looks like? - Garfield, one good cat on this world, is orange and big.
What do scissors from tv do? - It makes a cup of tea, can cut and slice on this same time.
Why cats are evil? Cats are evil, because they are on this world. They can only sleep, and scratch the people. They cannot guard my home and this thing is stupid.
Muszę - I must move to Holland
Mogę - I can move to Holland
Chcę - I want to move to Holland
Powinnam - I should move to Holland
Chciałabym - I would like to move to Holland