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A: Next question. On the border of which two South American countries can you find the Iguaçu Falls?

B: Oh. Um. Mm, I know this one. Is it Argentina and Chile? No - Argentina and Brazil.

A: Is that your final answer?

B: Yes.

A: Are you sure?

B: Um, yes.

A: Carol, I asked you where you can find the Iguaçu Falls. Your answer was on the border of Argentina and Brazil. It's the correct answer. You've just won 125,000 euros!!!

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Plenty of sunshine around today. Temperatures up to 32 degrees. And tomorrow is going to be another beautiful day. There may be some cloud in the north-east, but generally a warm and sunny day.

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That's it. They've done it. Liverpool have beaten Real Madrid 3-2. A goal by Owen in the dying seconds … Incredible scenes here …

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Police arrested two men after they attempted to rob a bank in the centre of London this morning. The men were armed, but nobody was hurt.

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A: Oh hello, Mrs Jones. How are you today?

B: Oh, can't complain. Here, have you heard about that Andy Clifford?

A: No, what?

B: Well, I've heard he's going to get married to Rachel Smedley.

A: Rachel Smedley - no!

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A: Well, Michael, you've had a very successful career in the film business. Did you always want to be a movie star?

B: Not exactly. I grew up on a farm in the Mid-West, and when I was a young boy all I wanted to be was a farmer like my dad.

A: So what made you change your mind?

B: Well, it was …

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The shark is the king of the sea. It fills people with fear. But that's not the whole story. Yes, some kinds of shark are dangerous, but most of them are harmless and shy. Take the Spotted Wobbegong - not a beautiful specimen - quite ugly in fact …

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A: Anybody want a cup of tea?

B: Yeah, okay.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Will Lynne please come to the Diary Room immediately?

B: Ooh, I wonder what that's all about then?

A: Dunno. Do you want sugar in your tea?

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