(I = Interviewer; P = Pauline)
I: And here on Radio Five Live we have a winner in this week's big competition. The prize, the prize this week is a trip to beautiful Augusta for the Masters and the chance to meet Tiger Woods! The winner is Pauline Perkins, and she's on the line right now. Pauline, congratulations. I hear that you're mad about Tiger Woods - you're his biggest fan. Is that right?
P: Oh yes. I think he's the most wonderful person in the world and I know absolutely everything about him. I have a website all about him and I write to him every day.
I: Really? What do you like most about him?
P: He's the greatest golfer of all time and he's gorgeous. So young, too. In fact, he's the youngest player to win four major golf tournaments in one year.
I: Oh really? How old is he?
P: He was born on 30th December 1975. I always have a party on 30th December and I put pictures of Tiger all round the house.
I: Oh, how nice. Pauline, I hear Tiger Woods is one of the richest sportsmen on the planet. Does he live like a typical superstar?
P: No, he's different from other superstars. He's the only real superstar. He's just so, ooh, different.
I: What do you mean?
P: He likes staying at home, playing computer games and table tennis. Oh, and eating his favourite food. He's a perfect man. He's so good.
I: What's his favourite food?
P: Pizza or cheeseburger and strawberry milkshake. I like the same things.
I: And is it true that Michael Jordan is one of his best friends?
P: Oh yes. Michael Jordan is like a big brother to Tiger.
I: I see. And can I just ask you one last question?
P: Sure.
I: What are you going to say to Tiger when you meet him?
P: I'm going to tell him that I ...