[21][46]And the next wedding gift is...
[46][60]a gravy boat.
[60][80]Ooh, one gravy boat.
[80][91]That's from Sheldon.
[91][105]He told me he had it engraved.
[105][124]"In the event of a divorce,
[124][150]please return|to Sheldon Cooper."
[150][192]One "inappropriate,
[192][222]yet I wish I thought|of that" gravy boat.
[222][237]When I get married|I'm going to register
[237][253]at the UCLA Cadaver Lab.
[253][274]Ew, why?
[274][292]'Cause I've always wanted|a whole human skeleton
[292][316]and they are really spendy.
[330][355]So, you actually see you and|Sheldon getting married someday?
[355][372]Not just someday.
[372][385]In exactly four years.
[385][400]But don't tell Sheldon.
[400][412]He's still a flight risk.
[424][445]What about you, Penny?
[445][461]What about me what?
[461][487]Do you think you and Leonard|might ever get married?
[499][524]Oh, well, you know,
[524][560]Leonard is great.
[560][580]But do you think|you'll ever get married?
[580][597]He's a sweetie.
[607][624]You're not answering|the question.
[624][633]Do you love him?
[633][660]Yeah, sure, of course|I love him.
[660][671]It doesn't sound like it.
[672][687]Well, I do.
[698][709]Do you tell him that?
[709][740]No, he'd just take it|the wrong way.
[740][753]What does that mean?
[753][793]It means he is special|and smart and nice and...
[793][803]Are you gonna break up with him?
[803][811]No!
[811][833]Maybe. I don't know.
[833][853]I had no idea you were unhappy.
[853][868]That's the thing: I'm not.
[868][889]I'm not unhappy at all.|It's just... I don't know...
[889][917]I-I've been in love before,|but it felt different.
[933][968]But maybe this is a new,|better, boring kind of love.
[981][997]Do you ever feel that way|about Howard?
[997][1018]Oh, that's not really|a fair comparison.
[1018][1050]I'm basically married|to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.
[1063][1077]Amy, you?
[1077][1092]Can't help ya, kid.
[1092][1122]Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I|feel like my loins are on fire.
[1133][1144]In the good way.
[1144][1169]Not the urinary tract|infection way.
[1187][1224]d Our whole universe|was in a hot, dense state d
[1224][1260]d Then nearly 14 billion years|ago expansion started... Wait! d
[1260][1276]d The Earth began to cool d
[1276][1300]d The autotrophs began to drool,|Neanderthals developed tools d
[1300][1323]d We built the Wall d|d We built the pyramids d
[1323][1351]d Math, Science, History,|unraveling the mystery d
[1351][1371]d That all started|with a big bang d
[1371][1389]d Bang! d
[1390][1430]d The Big Bang Theory 6x02 d|The Decoupling Fluctuation|Original Air Date on October 4, 2012
[1430][1470]== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[1480][1513]KOOTHRAPPALI: Hey, buddy, how's|/it going up there?
[1513][1529]You don't have to shout, Raj.
[1529][1566]It's not like I'm an astronaut|floating around in outer space.
[1566][1595]Oh, wait, I am.
[1626][1653]So, is it everything|you hoped it would be?
[1653][1666]WOLOWITZ:|It's better.
[1666][1706]I wake up every morning|and I just can't believe
[1706][1730]I'm on this|incredible adventure.
[1730][1741]DIMITRI:|Hey, Froot Loops,
[1741][1769]did you clean the space toilet?
[1781][1815]Excuse me.|I'm talking to my friends.
[1815][1849]You know the rules:|new guy scrubs the toilet.
[1863][1902]If you do good job,|next time we give you brush.
[1920][1940](mock laughing)
[1940][1954]Funny.
[1954][1964]We're always
[1964][1987]giving each other|a hard time up here.
[1987][2004]It's kind of like|being in a frat.
[2004][2051]You know, joking, kidding|around, hurting feelings.
[2051][2062]Okay, my turn.
[2062][2078]Let me talk to him.|Go ahead.
[2078][2097]2311 North Los Robles Avenue,
[2098][2132]Pasadena, California|to International Space Station.
[2132][2149]Can you read me? Over.|(imitates walkie-talkie static)
[2165][2192]Yes, I read you, Sheldon.
[2192][2205]Copy that. Over.|(imitates walkie-talkie static)
[2205][2226]What are you doing?
[2226][2247]I am talking to a man in space.
[2247][2262]If you don't have the|(walkie-talkie static)
[2262][2286]then he might as well be at the|Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.
[2299][2321]You're out of your mind,|Sheldon.
[2321][2347]That's a negative.|My mother had me tested. Over.
[2347][2364](imitates walkie-talkie static)
[2364][2379]Come on, scrub it up, Loops.
[2379][2406]All right, all right.
[2406][2419]I gotta go.
[2419][2445]There's a meteor shower.
[2445][2462]You want to see a meteor shower?
[2462][2493]Take a look at what Dimitri|just left you in the toilet.
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[2536][2554]Bye.
[2554][2577]Over and out.|(imitates walkie-talkie static)
[2577][2594]Bye, buddy!
[2594][2607](knocking)
[2607][2617]Hello.
[2617][2631]Hey, Stuart, come on in.
[2631][2643]What are you doing here?
[2643][2677]Um, Raj invited me to go|to the movies with you guys.
[2677][2699]Excuse me.
[2709][2729]I didn't authorize this.
[2741][2760]Sheldon, you are not in charge.
[2761][2777]That's mighty sassy for a man
[2777][2799]with a roommate performance|review around the corner.
[2813][2825]What's the big deal?
[2825][2841]You guys are bringing|your girlfriends.
[2841][2853]I didn't want to sit by myself.
[2853][2878]The big deal is|I was expecting us
[2878][2897]to be an intimate group of five.
[2897][2909]Now, we're going to be a...
[2909][2931]faceless mass of six.
[2946][2970]It'll be fine.|Just, uh, pretend he's Wolowitz.
[2977][2990]Hmm.
[3014][3037]Do you like Raisinets?
[3037][3052]I can take them or leave them.
[3052][3074]At the movies, Wolowitz|always eats Raisinets.
[3075][3102]Would you feel more comfortable|if I ate Raisinets?
[3102][3134]Well, it's hardly my business|what you eat,
[3134][3149]as long as it doesn't crunch|during the film
[3149][3163]and it's Raisinets.
[3179][3192]Okay.
[3192][3202]Should we go?
[3202][3215]Yeah, but, one more question.
[3215][3225]If you're going|to replace Wolowitz,
[3225][3236]I need to know|a little more about you.
[3236][3246]All right.
[3246][3265]Wolowitz went to MIT.
[3265][3281]What's your educational|background?
[3281][3298]I went to art school.
[3298][3312]Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
[3534][3576]This insistence on hand-holding|is preposterous.
[3576][3587]Well, I like it.
[3587][3597]Yeah, of course you do.
[3597][3614]You're a girl.
[3614][3645]You like all kinds|of hippy-dippy things.
[3645][3672]Just watch the movie.
[3685][3707]It's not fair.
[3707][3736]Penny isn't making Leonard|hold hands.
[3736][3768]There might|be a reason for that.
[3768][3801]Sweaty?
[3801][3815]Unhygienic?
[3815][3828]Looks dumb?
[3828][3843]Take your pick.
[3843][3868]Penny said she's not sure
[3868][3887]she wants to be Leonard's|girlfriend anymore.
[3917][3964]Wrong. She just took a sip|from his Diet Dr. Pepper.
[3964][3976]So?
[3976][4008]So, if she wants to end|her pair-bond with Leonard,
[4008][4028]why on earth would she guzzle|a witches' brew
[4028][4052]of his soda and spit?
[4052][4080]It's complicated.
[4080][4115]String theory is complicated.
[4115][4132]That's just yucky.
[4162][4184]Don't get any ideas.
[4221][4247]All right, for the sake of|argument, let's say that's true.
[4247][4268]Why doesn't Penny|just end the relationship?
[4268][4286]She's not sure how she feels.
[4286][4320]How can she not be sure|how she feels?
[4320][4353]You know, when I have|a feeling, I know it.
[4353][4383]Trains? Love them.
[4383][4405]Swordfish?|I love them, too.
[4405][4442]They're fish with a sword|for a nose.
[4469][4492]Regardless, don't say anything|to Leonard.
[4492][4523]Now you're asking me|to keep a secret
[4523][4545]from my best friend,|colleague, and roommate?
[4545][4565]Yes, please, Penny will kill me.
[4565][4595](sighs)|Fine.
[4595][4611]FYI: secret-keeping?
[4611][4636]Hate it.
[4636][4670]Hand-holding?|Not a fan.
[4670][4703]Hammerhead shark?|I love that thing.
[4703][4734]Yeah, it's another fish|with a tool on its head.
[4746][4758]Raisinet?
[4758][4786]Shh, we're trying|to watch the movie.
[4807][4849]This is not working out|with him.
[4861][4889](slurping)
[4889][4927](clicking tongue)
[4983][4996]What are you doing?
[4997][5015]I think I might|have tartar buildup.
[5044][5083]My tongue won't go as far|forward as it used to.
[5083][5114]Maybe your tongue is shrinking.
[5180][5192]Nope.
[5245][5269]Oh, you have no idea|how annoying this is.
[5269][5308]I'm starting|to get a sense of it.
[5320][5349]Don't worry. I'll take you|to the dentist tomorrow.
[5350][5368]Thank you.
[5368][5390]I appreciate that.
[5390][5407]You're good people, Leonard.
[5493][5507]There's something|I need to tell you.
[5507][5522]Okay.
[5543][5561]I can't tell you.
[5561][5583]Why?
[5583][5618]I can't tell you|why I can't tell you.
[5628][5664]So I guess there's two things|I can't tell you.
[5664][5688]I wish there were more.
[5689][5726]Good night.
[5732][5756](sighs)
[5781][5791]I'm sorry.
[5791][5806]This is really important.
[5806][5822]What is it?
[5822][5838](sighs)
[5838][5867]I like The Transformers.
[5882][5915]Do you like The Transformers?
[5915][5952]Where exactly did your mother|have you tested?
[5952][5977]Leonard,
[5977][5995]The Transformers teach us
[5995][6029]that things are not always|what they appear to be.
[6029][6044]You know, like, uh,
[6044][6082]a semi truck might|be an alien robot,
[6082][6131]or, uh, someone in a romantic|relationship, uh, might feel
[6131][6149]differently than they appear to.
[6149][6175]Or a conversation
[6175][6203]about The Transformers|might actually be
[6203][6227]about someone in this room.
[6283][6315]I'm going to pause|to let that sink in.
[6334][6344]Okay, I think I understand.
[6344][6357]You do?
[6357][6405]The guy who seems like|an emotionless robot is you...
[6423][6469]but your relationship with Amy|is causing you to transform
[6469][6513]into a red-blooded man|with sexual desires.
[6544][6585]That is literally the stupidest|thing I've ever heard.
[6674][6696](sighs)
[6697][6709]Leonard?
[6710][6723]Leonard.
[6723][6741]Leonard?
[6741][6755]LEONARD:|What?
[6755][6777]Are you sleeping?
[6777][6798]I was. Now I'm having|a nightmare.
[6824][6836]What do you want?
[6860][6886]Never mind.|I still can't tell you.
[6910][6925]SHELDON (knocking):|Penny?
[6925][6947]Mmm.
[7001][7011]Penny.
[7011][7042]Mm-hmm, mmm.
[7042][7056]Penny.|(screams)
[7056][7068](screams)
[7095][7107]Oh, my God.
[7107][7115]Sheldon?
[7115][7139]You frightened me.
[7173][7196]What are you doing|in my bedroom?
[7196][7211]Yeah, well, I knocked|on the front door,
[7211][7221]but you didn't hear it.
[7221][7241]How did you even get in,|you weirdo?
[7241][7257]Yeah, really?
[7257][7282]I've seen strange men traipsing|in and out of here for years,
[7282][7303]but when I do it, it's weird?
[7316][7328]What do you want, Sheldon?
[7328][7354]Oh, I was having a|little trouble sleeping
[7354][7365]and I just thought,
[7365][7397]uh, seeing as you're up,|we could talk.
[7409][7420]Talk about what?
[7420][7432]Oh, I don't know.
[7432][7473]Uh, weather, uh, fish|you could do carpentry with.
[7484][7501]Why Leonard is such|an attractive
[7501][7516]and desirable boyfriend.
[7516][7537]Yeah, pick one-- your choice.
[7537][7554]Sheldon.
[7554][7579]Did you know that Leonard|has a perfect driving record
[7579][7604]and enjoys|the insurance discounts
[7604][7615]that go along with that?
[7615][7639]Hubba-hubba.
[7639][7671]Okay, go home, crazy man.
[7671][7694]Yeah. Did you know that
[7694][7722]while Leonard is not considered|a tall fellow in our country,
[7722][7751]in today's North Korea,|he's downright average.
[7763][7784]Talk about a keeper.
[7800][7813]Okay, what did Amy tell you?
[7813][7829]Oh, very well.
[7829][7849]I can't keep up|this clever charade any longer.
[7849][7875]She told me
[7875][7896]that you were thinking|of ending it with Leonard.
[7896][7923]Okay, you listen to me.
[7923][7949]I think it's really sweet you're|trying to protect your friend,
[7949][7964]but this is none|of your business. Got it?
[7964][8005]Excuse me. This is not|about protecting my friend.
[8013][8035](sighs)
[8051][8083]I'm a big fan of homeostasis.
[8083][8094]Do you know what that is?
[8094][8119]Of course not.|Yeah.
[8119][8160]Homeostasis refers|to a system's ability
[8160][8178]to regulate|its internal environment
[8178][8207]and maintain a constant|condition of properties
[8207][8229]like temperature or pH.
[8229][8263]Worst bedtime story ever.
[8263][8299]My point is
[8299][8318]I don't like when things change.
[8318][8337]So, regardless of your feelings,
[8337][8361]I would like you|to continue dating Leonard.
[8371][8386]And also,
[8386][8415]while we're on the subject, you|recently changed your shampoo.
[8415][8440]I'm not comfortable|with the new scent.
[8452][8475]Please stop this madness|and go back to green apple.
[8495][8517]Okay, honey, I have|a lot to figure out,
[8517][8552]and until I do, you are not|to say a word to Leonard.
[8552][8565]Do you understand?
[8565][8578]I do.
[8578][8596]You clear|on the shampoo issue?
[8596][8610]Get out.
[8634][8657](sighs)
[8657][8668]Penny?
[8668][8679]What?
[8679][8708]Please don't hurt my friend.
[8722][8742]That is the last thing|I want to do.
[8742][8752]Thank you.
[8766][8781](sniffing)
[8781][8793]Coconut? What were you thinking?
[8793][8804]Are you a hula girl?
[8804][8826]Get out!
[8838][8862](phone rings)
[8896][8920]Hello?
[8920][8940]What the hell is wrong with you?|You told Sheldon?
[8940][8958]Do you know what a terrible|position this puts me in?
[8958][8972](call waiting beeps)
[8972][8984]Hang on, please.
[9004][9014]Hello?
[9014][9031]Yeah, just a heads-up:
[9031][9052]Penny knows that you blabbed|about Leonard.
[9052][9069]She's pretty mad.
[9069][9090]I know.
[9090][9109]She's yelling at me right now.
[9109][9150]All right then,|so we're all on the same page.
[9150][9179]Yeah.
[9191][9210]Hey, Bernie.
[9210][9222]There's my hubby.
[9222][9237]How's everything going up there?
[9237][9255]Oh, it's okay.
[9255][9278]Space is beautiful.
[9278][9317]Earth is beautiful.|Same old, same old.
[9317][9332]What's wrong?
[9333][9343]Nothing.
[9343][9358]Everything's fine.
[9358][9370]Howard.
[9397][9429]The other astronauts|are being mean to me.
[9455][9470]No, what are they doing?
[9470][9501]Well, like for instance, the|other day when I was asleep,
[9501][9537]one of the guys went|on a space walk and glued
[9537][9586]a big-eyed rubber alien mask|to the outside of my window.
[9601][9630]When I woke up, I screamed|for like nine minutes.
[9630][9651]Oh, Howie.
[9651][9675]You can see it if you want.|It's on YouTube.
[9675][9717]Google "astronaut screams|for nine minutes."
[9717][9740]Why don't you stand up to them?
[9740][9763]What am I supposed to say?
[9763][9785]I don't know.
[9785][9811]Say, "Being mean is lame.
[9811][9846]What's cool is being nice."
[9899][9928]Great, I'll do that when|I want to be the first guy
[9928][9958]in space to get a wedgie.
[9958][9986]Do you want me|to call somebody at NASA?
[9986][10003]No.
[10003][10017]My mom already tried that.
[10017][10045]It only made things worse.
[10057][10082]Gelatinous Sphere.
[10082][10109]Focused Locust.
[10109][10141]Temple of Yip.
[10141][10170]I'm sorry. Wolowitz|would never play that card.
[10179][10219]All right,|Lesser Demon Turtle.
[10219][10248]Fairy God Monster, I win.
[10248][10283]Your desperate need|for friendship makes you weak.
[10306][10320]So, what are you|guys doing later?
[10320][10345]Stuart and I were thinking|of going out for a drink.
[10345][10359]We're gonna try|to meet some girls.
[10359][10377]'Cause that's what we do.
[10394][10406]Watch out, ladies:
[10406][10450]a little coffee and cream|coming your way.
[10460][10497]In case you didn't follow that,|I'm the coffee.
[10503][10514]SHELDON:|Leonard?
[10514][10542]Maybe you'd like to go|with them to meet girls.
[10542][10565]Why would I be interested?|I have Penny.
[10565][10593]Yeah, for now.
[10602][10625]But that woman has|a death wish, Leonard.
[10625][10663]She talks to strangers;|she pets unfamiliar dogs;
[10663][10677]and it is ridiculously easy
[10677][10713]to break|into her apartment.
[10713][10731]If I were you,
[10731][10743]I'd get a back-up.
[10743][10768]You can't just replace|someone you care about
[10768][10787]with some other random person.
[10787][10822]No, please don't ruin this|for me.
[10835][10861]Do you remember|how upset I was
[10861][10888]when they replaced Edward Norton|as the Hulk?
[10888][10917]Yes, you walked around|for a week saying,
[10917][10947]"Sheldon unhappy|with casting choice."
[10959][10999]But, then Mark Ruffalo|was the Hulk in The Avengers,
[10999][11016]and he was even better.
[11016][11026]What's your point?
[11026][11041]Call me a romantic.
[11041][11058]I like to think
[11058][11097]that your Mark Ruffalo|is still out there somewhere.
[11111][11132]This is ridiculous.|Are we gonna play cards or not?
[11132][11155]I like Mark Ruffalo, too.
[11155][11190]Yeah, settle down there,|Fake Wolowitz.
[11190][11221]No one likes a kiss-up.
[11246][11277]So, I had to take Sheldon|to the dentist this morning.
[11277][11296]Really?|Yup.
[11296][11314]I told him if he didn't|bite the hygienist,
[11314][11339]I'd take him for ice cream.
[11339][11352]Mmm.
[11352][11385]I didn't have to take him|for ice cream.
[11385][11402]Uh-huh.
[11402][11413]You okay?
[11413][11425]You seem a little distracted.
[11449][11490]Look, there's something|I need to tell you.
[11490][11503]Oh.
[11503][11514]Yeah, okay.
[11514][11532]I don't really know|how to say this.
[11532][11543]Just say it.
[11543][11570]Okay. Here goes.
[11570][11588]Mm-hmm.
[11651][11677]You slept with him?
[11677][11694]I didn't know what else to do.
[11694][11717]He had those big, sad eyes.
[11717][11756]Oh, sure, you had no choice.
[11781][11799]He looked at me like this.
[11835][11847]Well, if that's all it takes,
[11847][11862]it's a good thing|you don't have a dog.
[11893][11917]Don't worry.
[11917][11937]You'll have plenty of chances|to break up with him:
[11937][11953]Your wedding day,|your honeymoon,
[11953][11979]your 50th anniversary.
[11979][11989]Look, it's fine.
[11989][12006]We're not getting married, okay?
[12006][12049]We're keeping things,|you know, homeostasis.
[12065][12101]It's so cute|when she tries.
[12121][12138](phone beeps)
[12138][12158]It's from Leonard.
[12158][12175]"Last night was amazing.
[12175][12186]"You're amazing.
[12186][12214]I'm so lucky to have you|in my life."
[12243][12254]Please, stop it.
[12332][12350]WOLOWITZ:|Hey, Bernie, guess what?
[12350][12373]I stood up to the other|astronauts like you said
[12373][12400]and I got to tell you,|last night was the first time
[12400][12421]in a week I got|a good night's sleep.
[12421][12436](laughing)
[12488][12522]Oh, Howie.
[12522][12545]What's wrong?|You look upset.
[12545][12570]Nope, this is my proud face.
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